MSSP - Shane's Hardest Nut

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From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 39 45 60

[@vich3359]

No wonder he's such a Patriot. The man coomed to George Dubya

[@ryanmcginness2888]

Easier to coom to W than Hillary.

[@westxranchin]

Love koooomin. Makes me feel like an ole glub glub snail body

[@kahuna253]

Imagine not crumbing to the Dub

[@hasancasperlabuschagne7579]

Laura Bush was some prime snizz back in the day.

[@canthinkofaname4]

Better than to Barbera

[@DannyWilliamH]

My best friend was like that, too. In 8th grade science class we had a classmate that was really hot. Everyone loved her and one say she wore a short-ish skirt so when she sat at the desk it gave the boys some thigh action. It was crazy that day, lol. My boy looks at us all in the back corner and mouths "I can't take it anymore" and asks to use the bathroom. Our school bathroomw had no stall doors (!) so he unloaded with the risk of anyone being able to walk in and see. He comes back in all red faced but looking extremely chill, lmao. Smiling. Calm. We're howling with laughter to the point of the teacher having to yell at us multiple times and he then tells us he left half of it on the toilet seat. He was wild. Class ends and our lockers were nearby. A minute later a random kid comes out and yells "Ewwww! Someone came all over the toilet seat!!" My guy dropped a gallon of yogurt in there because his 13yo mongoloid brain couldn't handle seeing this girl's legs. As a leg man myself, I couldn't blame him. I just waited until I got home to unload.

[@BrothaGoneBased]

Telling the boys you left it on the toilet is wild. 13 year old me woulda had an aneurysm hearing that. That's hilarious

[@rrauly1166]

having no stall doors is crazy 😂 taking a shit in school is already a last resort, imagine having to shit so bad and you have no choice but to risk being laughed at

[@bruhdon4748]

You had no stall doors in your toilets? So people could just walk into you taking a shit? 😂

[@ItsReallyJCole]

I nearly pissed myself laughing to this at work. Dear god do I hope this story is only slightly exaggerated

[@dalethepineapple4337]

I understand school dress codes now

[@cristobalgonzalez9752]

“What would you feed your kid if you wanted him to like, fuck super good” What an insane conversation opening line to transition to.

[@levimaxton6307]

question caught me off guard haha

[@TheAgentmigs]

Dude anything is possible with this podcast.

[@OOKIEDOKIE]

The way Matt always says "my black son" is just so funny for some reason.

[@Devilm4n-cw8tv]

It's the antithesis to joe Rogans "my black daughter"

[@loudthump6306]

It’s so bizarre hearing Matt talk about lusting over porn, knowing what a reformed man he is currently. A good Christian man now.

[@Meekmillan]

I have 340GB of just Gina Valentina on my hard drive. No shame.

[@mikecastrataro]

@@Meekmillan that’s too much you should feel some shame because I know it’s not just her

[@dorianearnest4648]

@@Meekmillan yeah you need shame about that one bro

[@Wild_Danimal]

@@Meekmillan who else ya got? Love me some Kagney karter personally

[@Hardcastle83]

@@Meekmillan it's pretty wild she's had 340 gigs worth of dick.

[@B0SC0E]

Picturing Matt and Shane listening to 400 degrees as 12 year olds is hilarious

[@poboy8490]

❤️ my numba one stunnaz ❤️

[@MaoMoney]

HA!

[@drproctor5168]

I was yanking before anything would even come out. Kinda miss it tbh, I’m just a messy boy now

[@Stacey_-bf2mb]

No doubt. I used to hump the couch or my bed. I’m a mess these days

[@theskyizblue2day431]

Lmao I remember yanking it in sixth grade, only a teeny drop would come out and I would just roll over and ignore it hahaha

[@a7xSkateboarding]

Still felt tremendous. And the novelty made it even better

[@dalehulen8364]

Those first dozen nuts or so..... It was a glorious time.

[@pigman4084]

Those first like 600 loads were sick

[@maddog123tj]

I remember my first nut after that it's a blur 😂 I just knew I had to get it out all the time in 7th grade

[@v.j.1017]

@@pigman4084funny thing I probably don’t have over 300, I’m 19 close to 300 prob

[@jantelliquawallace355]

@vishavjosan63 holy crap dude. Thats crazy to think about. You got a long road ahead of you.

[@vicrattlehead8665]

You know you’re fucked when you were bustin before you could bust…

[@isnotyourmom]

" I couls sense the patriot act on its way" is one of the best things he ever said lol

[@Sirmenonottwo]

Shane is so patriotic.

[@YUNGFLEXER]

I love when matt says or hears sm funny enough that he leans his head back and cackle-laughs 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Arthur-ek7nd]

I like the giggles more. 1:21

[@YUNGFLEXER]

@@Arthur-ek7nd actually I would classify that as more of a cackle-laugh.

[@arrowheadtelecom6561]

Funny stuff. Growing up with 3 bros it used to be a sport to catch each other. Once my friend and I went to Albertsons grocery store to get groceries. He went in and I stayed outside listening to death metal in his mom's sick ass conversion van. I got the urge and tried to see if I could get one in before he came back out. It was his sister that got me riled up. She had looked good that day and it burned in my brain. I pulled the shades down and hammered down. I must have lost track of time because I was interrupted too him knocking on the window! Busted! Was hilarious. We had a good laugh. He did not take me anywhere in the van again. Classic

[@skiptoacceptancemdarlin]

if you don’t understand why oysters are considered an aphrodisiac, first look at an oyster, then look a woman in the eye and slurp it down like a goddamned boss. shows her you aren’t turned off by the smell of the sea… like a real swashbuckler

[@cupidorstupid]

“No child left behind” - George W Bush

[@TeamHoneyBadger1pt0]

The lads really talking about Trickledown Pussanomics

[@Synthetic-Rabbit]

Shane's 8th grade fling there def had some Daddy issues lol

[@mchapman2424]

Yeah 7th grade through 12th grade is a rough time. I remember breaking away in bizarre circumstances like shane says. But I would just pretend I had to shit in the bathroom

[@odoylerules4503]

coming back all chill and slightly out of breath

[@droideca88]

I j'od in the bathroom at school a couple times

[@nev12345678910]

@@droideca88 I used to beat my shit a ridiculous amount in my dorms bathroom. The showers were communal so that was a no go

[@aeskeets]

Matt "literally" McCusker

[@thedragonbroke]

Brother to William "Obviously" McCusker

[@toshi7429]

@@thedragonbroke BIll "huh?" Mckusker

[@maplebear6527]

Dood

[@John_Notmylastname]

We are blessed again by Peepop. Inshallah.

[@marshpw]

idk if there is any other podcast that makes me laugh more constantly than this one.

[@chevster23]

Excellent thumbnail sir. Bravo!

[@TerexJ]

The big dawgs have so much wisdom for us.

[@GP-ch9ys]

Another Peepop video dropped? Alhamdulilah 🙌🏼

[@Mannydamon]

Peepop! A gentleman, a edurite, a man of culture 👏 👌 🙌 😎 👍

[@StaindHand]

Chin hits at 47, but I'm Puerto Rican- that's cheating

[@applejacks8160]

Notorious Peepop is the “NotLoganHighestPrimate” of today.

[@ladedade23Blunticus]

Without the cocaine

[@MrGenedancingmachine]

Does anyone know the name of the bit where it was Matt and other people without Shane and they're talking about the crazy kid in school being who was obsessed with beauty and the beast so the school took him to see the show and the kid sperged out?

[@tabormckee9639]

Porn addiction is super tuff, but gawd damn does it upgrade every part of your sexual relationships when you abstain!!!!

[@thestonecanoe3159]

Yup I couldn't sleep with out the fap trap.. took a $100 no fap challenge with my cousin to beat it. I won he cracked on day 66 lol never went back to internet porn since

[@maddog123tj]

I'm with Shane. I don't find joy in just watching porn for no reason, but I do have a nut problem where I gotta bust at least once a day lol.

[@CIARUNSITE]

Jokes on you I don't have any relationships to upgrade

[@hasancasperlabuschagne7579]

My first was to a drawing my friend made of Tomb Raider with fairy wings.

[@InfoWarsTexas]

5:05 a what? 😂 too funny

[@user-mk2ry5nx3v]

Old Testament Matt and Shane Episode 45: Pewdie Pie! For anyone who was wondering where it’s from

[@SoBayK80]

Great Photoshop, Peepop

[@Wild_Danimal]

I remember my first, and it been a pleasure ever since

[@AnxiousStacker]

Holy shit love these guys random ass thoughts

[@jlshel42]

Another awesome thumbnail

[@GregOver]

No splatter = You’re up to no good

[@messiona]

Matt is so right at the end lmao.

[@woodstock6792]

Shane got really patriotic

[@mobyd1852]

NoTo-PePo for The Win AGAIN , keep killin it My D.A.W.G. you and "Crack Le Crackle" r doin The Lords work @respectively @the shows you love

[@kyleg2298]

Here under 1.5k because I’m addicted to peepop

[@jonvia]

I take magnesium with 3mg of melatonin before bed and the dreams are epic! Would need to add some zinc to the mix to start a nut diary.

[@cliftonfurney5083]

Theres just something about inauguration speeches

[@dalehulen8364]

6:06 😆😆😆

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

Matt ain’t lying about porn addiction man he’s being sincere even tho he’s joking

[@djphlange]

"Don't faaaap bruhhh" 😅😅😅😅

[@TheTokyoPartners]

6:15 7th grade cusky 😂😂😂

[@T_D_B_]

Shout out "The Grind" on MTV... those in their early 40s nah mean yo

[@lw3894]

I miss the good old days of sexual deprivation being total cool. In my mid 30’s now but damn was the getting good in school. Thanks for bringing me back boys

[@njez7563]

0:04 I know the exact video he's talking about 💀

[@kevinschindele4829]

I rememeber pausing the movie road trip when the tits were on the screen and then i sold my soul to the devil.

[@DylanJamrozy-jb7sr]

😂😂

[@joeychesne2143]

Where's the lads

[@dalehulen8364]

Doing Vato stuff

[@jman201033]

Idk nothing more devastating then going to tear up your girl only to make it 2 pumps

[@23StudiosSports]

Residual pussy is crazy 😂😂😂

[@skiptoacceptancemdarlin]

are you OK? I saw you out in the driveway just now.

[@raymondboyd1200]

What happened to the cast?

[@jakeymas]

Good ole white men

[@nachomansandyravage2346]

Was Shane also 12 when he recorded this? His voice is entirely different

[@lutze5086]

Tension

[@JOHNTOPG]

Thank God shane gillis never made it into snl cause I don't think he would have become my favorite comic if he made it there

[@bruhbruhhh6592]

Pledging my frat, after like day 5 of hell week I had to find a quite bathroom on campus and imagine this cute chick i saw that day. Still better than the dude who whacked it on the shared beds 😂

[@YouTubeHandlesAreStupid]

Right now I'm the only downvote on this video. I'm holding you hostage. @Notorious Peepop, Shane, or Matt must reply for me to change it to an upvote.

[@zbou23]

save;d and quit my noita gaem fo r thisone

[@maxperez6760]

First

[@mattp8274]

no im first

[@chevster23]

Your both gay.

[@jstape740]

What's the WEIRDEST is a grown man calling a womans underwear "unmentionables" 😄 haha! What the fuck! I have never heard that word used to describe a females underwear ! I really had to rewind it twice to understand what he actually said. Then I had to Google it. Unmentionables..wow

[@BigFarts0]

Don’t hate, appreciate Peep 🫶