MSSP - Shane Just Wont Stop Boozing

[@flangecorp9789]

The hungover ‘anxiety wank with enhanced headache’ bit, really resonated.

[@devanman7920]

I know haha

[@georgeptolemy7260]

Disturbingly so.

[@Deekaid]

The hangover is next level when you have to just quit right in the middle because you realize it isn’t happening.

[@grezzoh2614]

​@@devanman7920😮😮😅

[@dixonhill1108]

The real trick is to not cum and eat and drink while beating. Your sex drive allows you to stomach food and water. I quit drinking in 2014, but it made the last year of drinking way more fun. I'd normally be unable to drink or eat for hours.

[@smokyprogg]

Having a new years resolution to hide your drinking instead of quitting is something only the mind of a shaman could come up with

[@seffr3790]

You ether die an alcoholic or live long enough to become Bert kreischer

[@Exetiium]

You just single-handedly convinced me to fall back off the wagon, thank you.

[@seffr3790]

@@Exetiium god speed brother

[@publius9350]

Trying to decide which would be more depressing. 🤔

[@Superdog-gr5yh]

Delusion is the best base for MMA

[@Ezzgamerr]

Kill me then cuz Bert sucks

[@InnerDness]

My parasocial relationship with Shane is the inverse of my parasocial relstionship with Bert. Bert makes me think "boy I really oughta put down thw sauce", but Shane makes me think "nah I'm good dude, needing to be drunk to fall asleep is normal I'm just out here dawgin it, mama Dness didnt raise no quitter".

[@bl00df4rt]

That’s because Shane is funny comedian and Bert is a fucking clown.

[@InnerDness]

​@@bl00df4rtit's more because Bert seems delusional, like he's lying to himself and making excuses. Shane seems more self-aware and honest. Their respective funniness is probably a consequence of that.

[@DatBoi-mo9vc]

Also the fact that Burt seems much closer to death than Shane does, since he drinks mostly hard liquor and is like 55

[@thebalance4207]

Damn dude are you a mind reader? Lol truth.

[@SosukeAizen748]

Bert is also not funny

[@bencheveryday]

Thanks Peepop. I told myself 6 days ago I would not move from this computer until another Secret Podcast cumpilation was uploaded. I can go back to work now at the ice cream factory.

[@ObeseCaligula]

🍦Stay Strong!🍦

[@greyfells2829]

Yo are you the guy I double teamed that gross chick with?

[@paulmcallister6969]

clock out and get some donimoe's for lunch

[@bencheveryday]

@@paulmcallister6969 Nooters every day

[@paulmcallister6969]

@@bencheveryday the nooders were uh too spicuh

[@Bassmasterwitacaster]

Middle of the night, me and 3 buddies are chilling in my kitchen when my dad stumbles out from his room, walls over to the wrap around couch and lifted up the center console type lid like a toilet lid and pissed in it

[@lkucare]

Never stop the booze. Become a yellow dawg

[@LoLo_1997]

Oh shit 😂😂😂

[@dylano3133]

The jaun-dawgs

[@pupintheturdiii]

Jaun dwaging

[@jimmyrustler8983]

Don't forget those shaky dawgs too.

[@Garrettm31]

@@jimmyrustler8983golden retrievers unite

[@bradleygeekie8761]

"I saw like 4 sunrises last week" lol!

[@joshuajones302]

I work at a liquor store and buy the little bottles and a beer and drink in the parking lot while listening to this podcast

[@freetimehumanactivities2462]

Keep up the good work

[@andrewtregoning]

Nice

[@Snarf_Le_Wombat]

GOATED 🐐

[@zerotwoeleven_]

let’s up those numbers brother

[@KotaSFCMMA]

You moved up to a lil pint and a sixer yet??

[@erichesse4636]

I passed out after drinking a bottle of vodka a few years ago. Apparently i took the christmas lights and diced them on the counter in the kitchen. I would give my liver to have pissed on a computer like a normal person.

[@walterkovacs2612]

Chopped the lights up?

[@whale-psychiatrist]

christmas lights is no biggie. last time i drank too much vodka i knocked over the TV, flipped both couches, and threw a knife into the wall. thought i was blackout for 10 minutes but after checking the uber receipts, it was more like 4 hours.

[@robbaholic]

Dawgz don’t quit 😤🍻

[@stupickles2463]

Peepop drops on a Sunday. Nothing could be better.

[@johncee]

And On The Seventh Day The Lord rested so he could watch Peepop

[@jlshel42]

Keep holy and keep Peepoppin’

[@Deekaid]

I was told the day after a night of debauchery that I walked into my brothers room, opened his closet, and pissed into his shoes. Good times.

[@pjnj042]

Am I the first to state the obvious? Shane needs an “Autism 3:16” t shirt bad.

[@jackleprich4745]

Lol it says austin

[@Chibears1523]

​@@jackleprich4745 Lack some reading comprehension lol

[@shizzledink]

I cant handle Shane pissing on someone while theyre asleep 😂

[@thomasmiller2986]

The only thing that scares me living alone, who knows what I’ve pissed on. My ex-wife used to keep tabs of my drunk pissing patterns

[@sidtoler9725]

Ex wife was a drunk piss observer 😅

[@notapplicable328]

It may be time to seek help… i hear the liquor store around the corner has a special goin on they could maybe find something else for ya to guzzle down

[@tastyhongo]

I simulate the experience of having friends through MSSP.

[@Chibears1523]

Same.

[@moretoastedthanatoasterstr9773]

Shane pissing on his computer and destroying his routers is the hardest iv laughed since discovering cumtown holy fuck i got abs now

[@TheRealDebussyFarts]

I'm jaundiced because I won't stop Peepop.

[@MeatBird]

Juandawgs drink up, gettin my bed pissed tonight, lets goo, ill sign up for AA another day👍 INSHALLAH BUDDHAS

[@cynabonabelle]

I work with dieticians and study organic chemistry right now and I just gotta tell you that a high protein diet with some carbs has the same benefit as a fully keto diet. The main study compared people eating zero carbs to people eating the average amount of carbs that an American eats. But if you check a study comparing high protein with some carbs compared to a fully keto diet, the benefits in your metabolism being boosted is exactly the same.

[@v.j.1017]

Lol that’s good news. I do that already cuz of the gym. I weigh 220LB. 6’4. Daily I’m getting 3000 cal and 175g protein. Is that good?

[@Ezzgamerr]

This is completely false, what's the average amount of carbs does an American eat??? Lol, how old were these participants? What is the name of the study? Who conducted it? Exactly

[@Killin_365]

After getting drunk I took some adderall, way later I made it home and passed out on the floor in my moms house, I was 16, I was dreaming I was in the bathroom trying to pee and the light was really bright. I woke up to my little brother screaming, mom he’s pissing on me! 😂

[@kylerwin]

Keep your circle small and your beers cold. Stay frosty dawgs.

[@P2036]

Words to live by my dawg stay frosty

[@bobsaul4568]

Quittin is for quitters

[@bigpictureguys8415]

Unless you’re quitting quitting. Then you’re a quitter where quitting would’ve made you a non quitter.

[@lordgoogoo69]

The liquor calls the shots

[@brianvanderveen9536]

I was a hardcore booze bag. Eight months no alcohol now.

[@rsk5288]

Gay

[@RC-hv1yx]

Being sober is possibly the gayest thing one could do

[@brianvanderveen9536]

No I agree it's super gay

[@CousinBowling]

Why are you sober? Sounds super lame tbh

[@brianvanderveen9536]

@@CousinBowling well I used to drink about at least a fifth of whiskey a day. Or vodka. I had a seizure, went to rehab, and ended up in the psych ward last time I drank.

[@kylejaynes2949]

The baby boy treatment...everyone who has siblings knows the baby boy gets chicken tendies when he isnt feeling well.

[@counturblessings1179]

Holy fuck I pissed on my uncle bedroom door and always thought I was alone in the black out pisses thank you gentlemen for making me feel normal

[@NoFrontinRadio]

I had a friend that told me he got kicked out of a room he was renting cause he got drunk and pissed all over their living room.

[@kylefitzy]

I stood over my buddy who was sleeping on the floor and pissed all over a stack of propane tanks in the corner of the room. So I’m told.

[@scooter12e]

I woke up in bed with my then girlfriend after a night of heavy boozing to a piss soaked bed. She is now my wife.

[@KnowOne111]

You’re not normal. Stop pissing on things.

[@AllWhite-d3y]

I got shitfaced and pissed in a trash can once

[@randylahey5463]

Boozing pays off; Shane just got a deal with Bud Light lol

[@cartermccauley7352]

I’m drunk as fuck rn watching this crying laughing 🤣

[@Dinckelburg]

Right there with you brother

[@austinmatthews6689]

My second week of college I apparently woke up and pissed all over my roommate’s new shoes and woke up to a cop in my dorm lol. Roommate moved out next day and I had my own room from then on

[@MrIamcaleb]

Sounds like it all worked out for the best my dawg

[@dmauro100]

The roommate CALLED THE COPS about it?! That’s gayer than aids

[@TheSquidNinja]

Straight up took an elephant shit in my barracks room closet once. That was bad man.

[@jlshel42]

Private Shit-Pyle!

[@logman5565]

Had a guy who punched a hole in the barracks closet then pissed into it for a good 3 months

[@namelesswalaby]

Rarely do you hear a story of pissing ON the internet, usually people get pissed off on the internet

[@reabsorb]

we are not using the same internet

[@danny4081]

You really thought you had a clever comment. That was the dumbest shit ever. Pissing on to pissing off on? You’re gay

[@fuckiopussigetti453]

mad at the internet if you will

[@CharlieGeorge_]

I'm like a prickly pear..I'm a prickly pear!!!

[@sagetmaster4]

You always deliver, great edit

[@Patrick.Weightman]

No wonder Shane and Nick Mullen are friends 💀💀

[@brdllc]

“Damn dude she coulda caught some turnpike talk”

[@Clark-u7u]

I pissed in my mom's fridge on Christmas eve last year. Blacked out. Lol

[@kingrimjob]

I was at this show and said hi to Shane at the bar before the show but I blacked out and went home before it started.

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

Peepop has returned

[@kirsch1616]

MY LIFE, MY RULES

[@Ni66otFa66er]

7 of Matt's gay lil ciders would still only be 9.5 of Shane's beers not 17. 😂

[@vampmode9132]

He was trying that's what counts, cidies era matt was the man lol

[@RackEmRack]

That modem story is fucking iconic

[@APcaveman]

I love watching the sun rise, but I don’t drink, and I wake up at 4:00 am. Crepuscular.

[@SubjectDelta20]

I thought thumbnail guys shirt said "Autism 3:16" for like the whole video,lol. Then I noticed it was Austin

[@willkiecana3413]

3:16 my friend in high school got up and pissed on a pile of backpacks at another friends house. They had binders, textbooks and homework the whole works. The dude had helped kill like two 30 racks or Busch so the guy was flowin 😭

[@CoachCarter102]

Bro I can NOT FRIGGIN BELIEVE SHANE CAME AND I MISSED IT

[@KotaSFCMMA]

As a sober man these comments bring me back to the good old days days of waking up to my ex gf yelling at me for peeing on her couch. Same month I woke up to my roommate pissing on my floor. NEVER STOP DRINKING LADS, FOR ME, FOR ALL YOUR FALLEN SOLDIERS

[@jlshel42]

“5.5%, high ABV”. Oh sweet summer child Matt

[@JB-zu5gb]

My brother woke up in the night and pissed on my tv and the associated tv bar that controlled everything on it. HUGE standing puddle near it. I asked him if he did it and he asked me if maybe my cat had done it. My response was "if that was my cat, it's somewhere, dead and shriveled up with 0 moisture left." I went downstairs and got a roll of paper towels and then threw it at him. So much piss...

[@AllWhite-d3y]

Fucking cats

[@cloudbloom]

Thanks for the joint Peepop🤌

[@greasygarry430]

I pissed on my buddy's electric guitar blackout drunk on Captain Morgan

[@TylerMuszynski94]

5:03 come on my little squirt gun do it 🫠🤣

[@spartan1121]

I have had a friend do every version of pissing themselves mentioned in this clip Once in college a friend sleeping in a recliner stood up, turned around, pissed on it, and then went back to sleep on the recliner A few years later I was on a beach trip sharing a bed with a buddy when suddenly I heard what I thought was him pouring water on the floor. After a second or two I realized it was piss, jumped out of the bed, flung the covers back, and threw every towel the hotel had underneath my friend like he was a giant baby Then a few years after that I got back from the bar and saw my roommate standing in the living room. At first I was like "oh shit he's still awake" but as unopened the door I realized he was pissing on the end table in the living room and I started screaming "stop stop stop!!!!" And I woke him up mid piss completely dumbfounded as to where he was I don't drink that much so I'm never the one pissing on things

[@jasonjohnson5929]

Lmfao, I remember coming out to the living room to my stepdad being blacked out bro was pissing on the coffee table I have never laughed harder hearing it happens to other people too.

[@exconmom2464]

Blessed are the dawgs for st. Peepop

[@InnerDness]

He's the Paul to MSSP-sus

[@RiceQube21]

Peepop does not miss

[@rustyshackleford525]

Win or lose, we still booze

[@nathana5883]

Pissed the bed 😂😂

[@Ni66otFa66er]

Gran Torino'd as a phrasal verb is perfect.

[@Cheesusrice69222]

Bro you guys where in Poughkeepsie? Thats my hometown living in Colorado now living the shaman life

[@CraigW34v7b9]

Whoever the body double is holding the beer.....yum.

[@PumpernickelBread25]

I see an intervention in Shane's future

[@braedendavis8972]

I shouldn’t relate to this so much!😂

[@NTXbirdwatching]

My 26 year old brother pissed in his drawer a few days ago, reminded me of the piss drawer meme lmao

[@MetalFreak187]

My wife once woke me up out of a blackout pissing in the sink, the kitchen sink.

[@jlshel42]

Ah, so you’re Irish too

[@CE-vd2px]

How dare she

[@tangerinesarebetterthanora-v8k]

I like doing that when really drunk. Feel bad about it the next day.

[@filiptomic2937]

lol i think shane on the stock image fat guy photo might be the closest hd depiction of what his belly prolly looks like

[@nicandromartinezsotelo3300]

Dawgs please stop booze shaming Shane

[@AgitpropPsyop]

“I broke the internet with piss”

[@scottegolf2509]

My roommate in college also pissed on my bed while I was in it too, I guess that's more common than I thought...

[@the_beef4762]

So happy my night piss days are behind me

[@spookyhunt500]

drinkin & mario kart is my jam!

[@lkucare]

Much love peepop

[@jackryan4313]

I went to the kitchen and pissed on the dishwasher

[@bradyrose4768]

I pissed on my Xbox thinking I was ina bathroom

[@Tod-yi3xt]

My roommate in the army woke me up in the middle of the night. He was pissing on the foot of my bed. I yelled at him to stop. He asked me what I was doing in the bathroom and I told him this was my bed. He goes "oh" and then turned around and pulled out my sock drawer and started pissing in that. I got up and stopped him. The next morning he didn't remember a thing. then he bought me new sheets and everything else he pissed on

[@ethansaunders]

Weird … have yet to have blackout pisses unless they’re undiscovered. Almost every time I’ve blacked out I wake up on a bathroom floor, Not my proudest moments but at least I made it to my destination.

[@welbz2330]

Merry-O Kart is ridiculous

[@alienglee]

Shane will be the new Bert in ten years if he doesn’t quit drinking

[@vampmode9132]

Yeah binge drinking constantly makes you a retard fast

[@HAUNTEDRECS]

Shanes actually funny though.

[@alienglee]

@@HAUNTEDRECS we find him funny, Bert’s audience also finds him funny. The whole point is to not rely on booze for comedy cause a: his health will go to shit b; knowing how insecure he is he might overdue it to keep “entertaining” us. I love Shane. But I can’t watch him booze for the sake of comedy to an early grave

[@screamdreamer9085]

Shane will never be Bert cuz Shane is funny

[@ekothesilent9456]

@@aliengleethis is the kind of awareness we need

[@mcs131313]

Pissed in my roommates laundry hamper. In my defense it was white and circular.

[@JJJackson777]

Matt needs to get on the Henry Westons, 8.2% cideys bro

[@OGbrick420]

guinness makes me piss the bed if i drink too much

[@jlshel42]

Both yall might need to see a doctor

[@seanwieland9763]

21:03 wooder Mario 💯

[@Tylermac221]

Praise be peepop

[@nicholasmatthew9687]

When I was like 19 I was at my buddy Matt’s house one weekend. He lived with this creepy old blind guy but we thought he was cool at the time because he would give us a bunch of superior scotch. Pretty sure he was playing with Matt’s Butthole sometimes but that’s neither here nor there. Anyways on Halloween one not we got I got wasted at their house drinking behind the blind guys personal bar. Later that not I got up at one point and pissed on Matt’s couch. I thought it was him at first until he was like no dude you just stood up and pissed and went back to sleep.

[@ronkledonkanusmoncher564]

Booze cruising > marijuana using.

[@Patrick.Weightman]

Drunk driving is an American past time

[@mattm2213]

Had an ex tell me she liked that we both pissed, repeatedly. Swan dance.

[@daltonh1992]

All it takes is Jaeger bombs

[@jamieabshier4016]

Shane calling O Connys gay to the 4 seasons is fuckin hilarious!! 😂😂

[@rileygally2967]

Crop top season

[@asparaguspantry9718]

Opened my roommates door one night blacked out and pissed on her slippers right in front of her

[@scoldingwhisper]

So she saw the hammer?

[@Nahyoutweakin]

Shane was down the street at Mahoneys and I didn’t know?! Fuck…

[@woodstock6792]

I had the same thing a kid came up to me and asked if i remeber pissing on him. Everyone said he just stayed there so i felt weird at that point.

[@ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere]

Whater Mahreeyo

[@Defines1776]

Its funny how some people are bed pissers and some arent.

[@jimmyrustler8983]

I got scared awake by my BBG recently, she caught me sleepwalking, trying to piss in the wardrobe. She woke me up and almost gave me a fucking stroke, I panicked and got back into bed, then had to sprint into the bathroom dying for a piss.

[@Crotalus_Adamanteus]

Cheat code: beat the shit out of her

[@woodstock6792]

I check the touring schedule just to see if there at the beacon or near me fuck

[@NotAfraid280]

17:33

[@Ezzgamerr]

Beers are 4.3 percent alcohol by volume, if matts are 5.5 percent each of his drinks are only 1.2 percent more booze, aka every four ciders equal an extra beer roughly. So 7 ciders equal 9 beers roughly. Hes just a light wright, but great comic

[@tangerinesarebetterthanora-v8k]

Beer's alcohol percentage varies a lot. 4.3 percent is a pretty light beer.

[@psfanboy79]

I can’t drink more than 2 beers without needing to go to bed immediately. They are like liquid sleeping pills.

[@Neil-ev6ov]

Pancreatitis maybe that's why I can't drink like I used too