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MST3k 313 - Earth vs the Spider

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analogkid01

analogkid01

Күн бұрын

A scientist declares martial law and saves Earth from a peace-loving, helpful arachnid. There's also plenty of lip and tongue action in this one, so parents, be forewarned.
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@BrennerBay
@BrennerBay 5 жыл бұрын
Professor Kingman, the science teacher, is played by Ed Kemmer. Kemmer was the inspiration for the character that Steve McQueen would later portray in "The Great Escape." Kemmer had been a POW at the prison camp that the camp in the movie was based on. He learned his acting skills at the camps drama club and used the training to assist in lying and manipulating the prison guards. Pretty interesting story actually.
@AmericasChoice
@AmericasChoice 5 жыл бұрын
He was also P-51 fighter pilot.
@Kwak444
@Kwak444 2 жыл бұрын
The interesting bits of information always seem to pop up on these mst3k videos, and I love it!
@michaelshultz2540
@michaelshultz2540 Жыл бұрын
Love good ol Kissy face McQueen. Met him and Ally Mcgraw during the filming of the getaway , in El Paso.
@kathryntutcher7771
@kathryntutcher7771 Жыл бұрын
I love how Carol's mom shows absolutely no grief over the death of her husband. And the high school kids look over 35, at least. Especially Joe.
@mst3KGf
@mst3KGf Жыл бұрын
"Hugo, we're only little kids." "What are you talking about?! You're 42!"
@tapanipaul
@tapanipaul Жыл бұрын
That’s the same actor that played the drunk captain in Bloodlust. Also, the actor that played Carol’s dad had small roles on 3 other episodes, including playing the king in The Magic Sword. And that sheriff (Gene Roth) was obviously in some other episodes as well, including Tormented (with Merritt Stone, who played Carol’s dad). MST3K did a sketch about being confused as to which actor was which. Sorry, I like stupid trivia and recognizing all the little bit part and character actors. It’s kind of strange that Joel makes that comment (“do I have SUCKER tattooed on my forehead?”) as that’s like that actors most memorable line from Bloodlust! (He takes the gun and says like, “see you later, SUCKERS!”).
@tjmmcd1
@tjmmcd1 Жыл бұрын
@19:28, we see a 25 year-old high school student passing a note to a 35 year old high school student. 😆😆
@fenian123
@fenian123 6 ай бұрын
@@tjmmcd1 He looks late 40s!
@masternoob9673
@masternoob9673 5 ай бұрын
For real, we talk shit about people in their twenties playing teens, forgetting this shit existed LONG before
@emmagrove6491
@emmagrove6491 3 жыл бұрын
The intros to this show always had the feel, for me, of three brothers hanging out at home on a rainy day and coming up with wacky ideas to keep themselves sane (even though two of the brothers are robots). Joel is the oldest, only slightly saner brother.
@markthomas6703
@markthomas6703 2 жыл бұрын
Yup. MST3K is about friendship. The show gives you friends even when you're all alone.
@svenylford4047
@svenylford4047 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, joel is basically the cool older brother that i never had.
@cheesykitties7346
@cheesykitties7346 2 жыл бұрын
I love the deadpan delivery of Joel selling, well, anything.
@WalkerRileyMC
@WalkerRileyMC Жыл бұрын
His old standup routine was pretty much that for like an hour.
@christianalanwilson434
@christianalanwilson434 6 жыл бұрын
You'd think that the horrible death of her father and being attacked twice by a giant spider would at least earn Carol a day off from school.
@sydneyhamilton2575
@sydneyhamilton2575 5 жыл бұрын
Carol Reminds Me Of Another Girl, She Reminds Me Of Someone Else Who Lost Her Father But Received One More Present From Him (Example: Bracelet, Yoyo). I Named Her Carol. kzbin.info/www/bejne/j6Obo6ysZdVoe8k
@kimifw58
@kimifw58 8 жыл бұрын
59:13 Wow. The "car won't start during a monster attack" cliché goes as far back as 1958.
@wadecarmen7501
@wadecarmen7501 5 жыл бұрын
Monster pays a kid to remove spark plugs or syphon the gas.
@williamhiers1280
@williamhiers1280 4 жыл бұрын
It was also used earlier in 1955's Tarantula, with a then brand new Ford Fairlane Sunliner.
@andrewfrankovic6821
@andrewfrankovic6821 3 жыл бұрын
iT goes back as far as cars.
@mevicky100
@mevicky100 2 жыл бұрын
this cliche actually dates back to caveman times, where it was commonly known as the “stone wheel won’t start rolling during a chase by a sabertooth” trope
@TemmiePlays
@TemmiePlays 8 жыл бұрын
"Let me tell you a lil' bout myself : Im butt-ugly, drive a truck, and hate spiders" these joel episodes are gold >
@justjet175
@justjet175 Жыл бұрын
Boy, Carol's mom is positively bereft over her husband's terrifying death at the hands of a giant spider. As a matter of fact, everyone is so freaking blasé about this guy's death. Even Carol is more interested in her gift. Totally normal.
@stephenpmurphy591
@stephenpmurphy591 Жыл бұрын
It's the unbearable sexual tension between Carol & boy with sticky hands that permeates throughout the entire movie. Did they hookup? Did Carol wear her Daddy's Pearl's? Did the giant spider feel the burn of discrimination from Theraphosidaes of normal size? What's happening I'm confused. Oh my goodness its fighting.
@mst3KGf
@mst3KGf Жыл бұрын
"I don't want you getting bad grades just because Dad's wormfood."
@evenstoats2639
@evenstoats2639 10 ай бұрын
Well, Carol's dad was a drunk who often didn't come home for days apparently. Maybe they were relieved.
@doolally1478
@doolally1478 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@doolally1478
@doolally1478 8 ай бұрын
​@stephenpmurphy591 ❤😂😂😅
@analogkid01
@analogkid01 12 жыл бұрын
The fact that "Bill W." (founder of Alcoholics Anonymous) is listed in the credits under "thanks to."
@rabidrabbitshuggers
@rabidrabbitshuggers 5 жыл бұрын
Well, that...that actually make sense..
@anydaynow
@anydaynow 4 жыл бұрын
@@rabidrabbitshuggers What were they thankful for? I need to know. Thankful for what?
@adrianlee3497
@adrianlee3497 4 жыл бұрын
@@anydaynow To be alive. Smh
@asu.jaguar6739
@asu.jaguar6739 4 жыл бұрын
WE THINK NOT!
@gummieworms3909
@gummieworms3909 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that you know that is amazing👏👏👏✌
@TheLichruler
@TheLichruler 2 жыл бұрын
Aaaah, the episode that birth the long running gag of "Earth vs Soup"
@shimazu32
@shimazu32 10 жыл бұрын
"Earth" implies multiple nations. A more accurate title for the movie would have been "Podunk Police Department and Community College vs The Spider"
@SBCBears
@SBCBears 10 жыл бұрын
***** You were alive in 1958?
@rockweedgirl
@rockweedgirl 9 жыл бұрын
antonialeigh Hee hee....I don't know when you were born (but I suspect you could be old enough! I always assume I'm younger than everyone else...you'da thought by fifty that'd stop....still waiting!), or maybe it was a localized phenomenon, but I was born in 63, and, in most parts of the country (judging by my later acquaintances from elsewhere's shared experiences), I tell ya true: back then, we believed a whole lot more hogwash about our "great country" than we can possibly swallow now... So, while on the one hand I agree with you re: "as opposed to now" in that "America" as a corporate entity or over-riding identity still seems to think itself the Boss (or Bully) of the Yard, whoa.... gotta give us old farts credit for starting to spot elephants and naked emperors that even older farts will die happily oblivious of. And so I can also totally laugh at my old 1970s proud'n'patriotic fully-indoctrinated self a la #LeonardWho 's allusion and the Impressively Naive, Pathetically Ethnocentric and Bloviated Americans of Olde.... Har, it's so funny, yet so sad, that we've come so far and are still where we are! Doh! And so here we are, a melting pot watching MST3K, at the confluence where us bloviated old farts can laugh at our old selves _and_ be kept honest by farts not yet old and thus find redemption! (And fyi, I hope you know this whole monologue was an MST3K-bad-movie-dialogue-induced side-effect, and I'm sure I'll start speaking less peculiar, with pleasing life and enthusiasm, showing my culture and well-developed personality any time now :-)
@analogkid01
@analogkid01 9 жыл бұрын
antonialeigh huh huh...huh huh..69.
@SBCBears
@SBCBears 9 жыл бұрын
Kevin Schaefer Or, that somehow the US was not part of the Earth.Therefore, if a spider was in the US it was not on Earth. Better yet, that foolish critics manage to re-interpret a movie business decision to set a move within the area of interest of its target audience as some kind of political statement. Or gone to the expense of filming in a foreign country and adding language or dubbing complexity. No, none of that. There were no marketing considerations regarding the film's production. It was all a political allusion... idiots!
@analogkid01
@analogkid01 9 жыл бұрын
Kevin Schaefer The hell are you people talking about in my channel?
@fuzzyzombielove
@fuzzyzombielove 10 жыл бұрын
And remember, when giving instructions on how to speak, always do so with in an oppressively slow and monotonous drone.
@dalek.6171
@dalek.6171 10 жыл бұрын
Bueller?
@gorflunk
@gorflunk 10 жыл бұрын
Sale at Penney's! Wire racks half off! Everyone needs a wire rack!
@Eisenwulf666
@Eisenwulf666 4 жыл бұрын
Was thinking the same thing! Boring and unpleasant as they come XD
@goldilox369
@goldilox369 3 жыл бұрын
@@gorflunk This is sadly true right now in 2020! RIP Penney's.
@ladyketurahinwaiting
@ladyketurahinwaiting 4 жыл бұрын
I NEVER get tired of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 😂😂😂😂😂❣️
@suchanhachan
@suchanhachan 3 жыл бұрын
No wonder Joe's the only student with a car. He looks like he's at least 35...
@KarstensCreationsKC
@KarstensCreationsKC 4 жыл бұрын
"There's an opening down here!" Cool, fill out an application... . I laughed way harder at that than is normal.
@mikezylstra7514
@mikezylstra7514 6 ай бұрын
59:57 "Joe Doakes....." carryover from the New Joysey driver LOL
@muthesquirrel
@muthesquirrel 10 жыл бұрын
Those 35 year old kids are lucky the cave ceiling was made of polystyrene or those huge rocks burying them might have hurt when they fell.
@ajs3994
@ajs3994 7 жыл бұрын
And the 35 yr old rock band conductor. lmaof
@mikezylstra7514
@mikezylstra7514 Жыл бұрын
@@ajs3994 Skip Young was 28.
@JTuaim
@JTuaim 3 жыл бұрын
The first time the sheriff goes into the cave he ignores all of the human skeletons laying everywhere. He must be a cop from my town.
@benjaminbarrera214
@benjaminbarrera214 11 ай бұрын
Maybe he put the skeletons in the cave??
@kentonclarkson1449
@kentonclarkson1449 6 жыл бұрын
Ah the 50's! When teenage girls went on life-and-death battles in mysterious caves wearing skirts and cute shoes
@sydneyhamilton2575
@sydneyhamilton2575 5 жыл бұрын
Carol Reminds Me Of Another Girl, She Reminds Me Of Someone Else Who Lost Her Father But Received One More Present From Him (Example: Bracelet, Yoyo) . I Named Her Carol. kzbin.info/www/bejne/j6Obo6ysZdVoe8k
@fuzzface8252
@fuzzface8252 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, the 50's when Teenagers were 25 years old. June Kenney, who play Carol was 25 when this was made.
@ti-lo5hy
@ti-lo5hy 3 жыл бұрын
Anime before anime was anime
@blakeadamson1576
@blakeadamson1576 2 жыл бұрын
That would be an entertaining premise so long as it wasn't in a terribly dated Black and white movie with a thin plot about a massive spider
@fernandomaron87
@fernandomaron87 2 жыл бұрын
@@fuzzface8252 Harrison Ford was 31 in American Graffiti and Stockard Channing was 34 in Grease, so it wasn't just a 50's thing, as both of these movies were made in the 70's
@analogkid01
@analogkid01 12 жыл бұрын
It's kind of like going to your neighbor's house and criticizing their culinary skills. You're a guest in *my* house. If you don't like what I'm serving, you're welcome to order a pizza or go home. People come here because they're fans of Mystery Science Theater 3000. If you're not, that's perfectly fine, but you'd be wise to not complain about it here. You'll find no quarter.
@TH-nf1eo
@TH-nf1eo 4 жыл бұрын
Did you ever think that your comment would have still been first these many years later?
@weswolever7477
@weswolever7477 3 жыл бұрын
I’m just glad you and other fans are posting these full episodes.... thank you
@shawncurrin7051
@shawncurrin7051 3 жыл бұрын
I like your work analogkid.
@cliffbooth1029
@cliffbooth1029 3 жыл бұрын
Ii ¡
@franklinave2062
@franklinave2062 2 жыл бұрын
If you're still out there, you got me through the pandemic, A.K.
@aadams1006
@aadams1006 10 жыл бұрын
Her father got eaten by a giant spider and they're making her go to school?
@s7s7Joy
@s7s7Joy 4 жыл бұрын
I know! I mean damn were they not hugged as a child??
@darkfanggirla1
@darkfanggirla1 12 жыл бұрын
"Soup on all fours?" "Of course! What do you think, soup is a biped??" xD
@freeloader9000
@freeloader9000 4 жыл бұрын
"I'll put my money on the spider." Well, with so many people with arachnophobia, that's not too dangerous a bet.
@theyetidude
@theyetidude 7 жыл бұрын
Earth vs the Spider? It should be titled Small Town vs the Spider or Two Kids in a Cave vs the Spider. Possibly re-brand it a documentary called Pesticides and You: The Wonders of DDT.
@crazyfvck
@crazyfvck 10 жыл бұрын
LOL! I love how the damn spider keeps getting bigger with every shot.. When the kids look at it in the gym, it's the size of a car. When it starts terrorizing the town it's the size of a house :P
@mikezylstra7514
@mikezylstra7514 3 жыл бұрын
They go through 7 - 9 instars and get bigger each time.
@TwentyNineJP
@TwentyNineJP Жыл бұрын
The posse just totally ignored all the skeletons
@nrqed
@nrqed 5 жыл бұрын
We call the positive pole what? Tom Servo: Lech Walesa. LOL!!!
@Bozohotep
@Bozohotep 11 жыл бұрын
Gotta love them 47-year-old high school students.
@DrThunder88
@DrThunder88 2 жыл бұрын
They turn into 60-year-old college students in "Is This Love?"
@stoneyboyd
@stoneyboyd 2 жыл бұрын
@@DrThunder88 then they enroll in “The old School” from Ring of Terror
@jeffreyriley8742
@jeffreyriley8742 8 жыл бұрын
Use plenty of lip and tongue action! A legendary expression was born.
@Kveldred
@Kveldred 12 жыл бұрын
MST3K is the only thing that makes the film watchable.
@tommybutler731
@tommybutler731 5 жыл бұрын
"I don't want you getting bad grades just because Dad's worm food."
@goldilox369
@goldilox369 3 жыл бұрын
That was the weirdest scene! Like, that was the most unmoved Mom on the face of the planet! It's like she planned & hoped for his death everyday. 😒☠️🤫
@andrewfrankovic6821
@andrewfrankovic6821 3 жыл бұрын
You gonna be the worm face.
@antony716
@antony716 3 жыл бұрын
Next on Unsolved Mysteries, a mother, a giant spider, and a huge life insurance policy for a suddenly missing father and husband. We'll explain the mystery and the arachno-romance after these commercials!
@astrocitizen
@astrocitizen 4 жыл бұрын
1:02:15 -- "They could have waited until they got to the hotel" gets me every time!
@i-a-g-r-e-e-----f-----jo--b
@i-a-g-r-e-e-----f-----jo--b Жыл бұрын
RIP Bert I Gordon, 2023.
@OpalStitches
@OpalStitches 12 жыл бұрын
48:01 Ordinarily called a bird spider Joel: "Yeah, and this one's called a big flippin' bird spider"
@logann7942
@logann7942 10 ай бұрын
Just found out Bert I. Gordon only died 8 months ago at the age of 100.
@srbrant5391
@srbrant5391 Жыл бұрын
I love the many, many minutes of an ominous blue screen at the end.
@joesmoe71
@joesmoe71 5 жыл бұрын
I love how the cave's so well lit inside, apparently it has its own small sun in every chamber
@ericminch
@ericminch 4 жыл бұрын
Please exercise proper apostrophic discipline. There are only a limited number of apostrophes; they are a nonrenewable resource. If we use them all up in frivolous and gratuitous punctuation, what will future generations of writers think of us?
@joesmoe71
@joesmoe71 4 жыл бұрын
@@ericminch Today's kids are doing things like eating Tide Pods, I think seeing me adding extra, unneeded punctuation is the LEAST of their problems.
@davidschwartz6380
@davidschwartz6380 3 жыл бұрын
@@joesmoe71 sounds tasty n yummy
@andrewfrankovic6821
@andrewfrankovic6821 3 жыл бұрын
@@ericminch DUDE. Get with quant'm mechanics. Comma's grow like weeds, and you can just float, one up, there' , , , any ole' time. They, commas, are an indestructible resource, providing valuable, job, opportunities, for grammar, you know what's.
@tommyjayson2855
@tommyjayson2855 3 жыл бұрын
i guess im asking the wrong place but does anybody know a way to log back into an instagram account? I was stupid lost my login password. I would appreciate any tricks you can give me.
@aadams1006
@aadams1006 10 жыл бұрын
The science teacher calls the spider an insect.
@wadecarmen7501
@wadecarmen7501 5 жыл бұрын
Probably went to Trump University.
@wadecarmen7501
@wadecarmen7501 5 жыл бұрын
@@Dresdentrumpet Hope all is well with you.
@angelsaltamontes7336
@angelsaltamontes7336 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, how sharper than a serpent's tooth! -----A certain "science teacher" from Wellesley College who's run for president a lot speaks of male menstruation & pregnancy, & soliciting donations to keep polar bears from drowning, & she's acclaimed as the smartest in the Global Room. "Tomato/toMAHto", "Insect/arachnid"; let's call the whole thing off, if you're gonna get an orange face about it! -----Rematch 2020? Bring her---it---on! The Spider AND Hillary, stalking a worldwide web to "spew" (a little libword there) venom at Donald? Bring it ON!!
@bonehead2768
@bonehead2768 4 жыл бұрын
As long as he doesn't racially discriminate against aforementioned insect it is allowed. I think.I guess.I don't know.I go now.
@agentsnowman33
@agentsnowman33 3 жыл бұрын
Wade Carmen I went to Trump University and now I make $470,000 a year at Goldman Sachs as a financial analyst. I’m so tired of people shitting on my Alma Matter.
@FanBritLit
@FanBritLit 10 жыл бұрын
"We call the positive pole what?" "Lech Walesa"
@TRIGAROLA
@TRIGAROLA 7 жыл бұрын
FanBritLit Solid. (umm, arity)
@mechachrist
@mechachrist Жыл бұрын
Watching this because Bert I. Gordon died yesterday at the age of 100.
@stoneyboyd
@stoneyboyd 2 жыл бұрын
56:06 I love how the Bass player keeps going, until someone gets his attention and he’s like “OH SHIT” and he splits with the rest of the band.
@mikezylstra7514
@mikezylstra7514 6 ай бұрын
That's Plumstead from Ozzie & Harriet
@jeffreyriley8742
@jeffreyriley8742 8 жыл бұрын
37:55 "Look for a dried guy in a silk bag, pass it down."
@analogkid01
@analogkid01 8 жыл бұрын
+Jeffrey Riley "Vermin's gonna kill my brother at the Savoy theater tonight!" "That's not what I said." "No, but I know this grapevine."
@jeffreyriley8742
@jeffreyriley8742 8 жыл бұрын
42:53 "He died as he lived...with jelly all over his face."
@bbt5358
@bbt5358 5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
@davidholman48
@davidholman48 2 жыл бұрын
It kills me that they see human skeletons and act like it's an everyday thing in a cave.
@JohnAvengerJR1985
@JohnAvengerJR1985 9 жыл бұрын
Earth vs the spider is a classic 50s creature feature.
@stephburdick
@stephburdick 6 жыл бұрын
This was my very first MST3K episode. It’s a classic in my book.
@creamcitysista1970
@creamcitysista1970 Жыл бұрын
Just decided to play this tonight, not just in memory of Bert I. Gordon.
@chriscarmichael5726
@chriscarmichael5726 5 жыл бұрын
Making fun of the Sheriff's laugh is the best.
@SpamEggSausage
@SpamEggSausage Жыл бұрын
I used to play with that thing maker when I was a kid, I loved it, and we didn't get burned, we were careful!
@ldburgie
@ldburgie 9 ай бұрын
You usually get burned once, and then learn not to
@WayWardWonderer
@WayWardWonderer 9 жыл бұрын
"Oh someone must've puked big time!" XD I don't know why, but that struck me funny!
@JamesMC04
@JamesMC04 6 жыл бұрын
H. L. Mencken has splendid teeth. Whoever thought up MST3K is a genius.
@ToruKun1
@ToruKun1 8 жыл бұрын
With all the KISS-bashing you'd think they'd eventually riff on KISS Meets the Phantom of the Park, lord knows it needs one
@mechachrist
@mechachrist 8 жыл бұрын
+ToruKun1 That's one of the most requested movies for Rifftrax, so it may happen one day. Then again KISS would probably demand 99% of the profits if they did.
@TheGenericNerd
@TheGenericNerd 8 жыл бұрын
+mechachrist that's exactly what has happened to everyone who has tried to re-release it. either Kiss or NBC own the rights and neither would license it to anyone.
@scotshabalam2432
@scotshabalam2432 5 жыл бұрын
And deal with Gene and Ace's lawyers? NO THANK YOU!
@jondunmore4268
@jondunmore4268 5 жыл бұрын
Gene and Paul own it too tightly.
@aj-2savage896
@aj-2savage896 Жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see if it says "The Spider . . . as Itself" at the end.
@Fishmorph
@Fishmorph Жыл бұрын
Carol is grieving like a Boomwr and her mom is of the Silent Generation: Carol: It’s all about me! He was getting me a present. Where’s my present? Mom: Chill out, Carol, you’re gonna lose a few people. Times are tough. Get over it.
@nathanbarger3449
@nathanbarger3449 Жыл бұрын
Don't open beer bottles with your teeth. Lol
@chaotixx80
@chaotixx80 10 жыл бұрын
"I have eight legs, I wanna dance!"
@wadecarmen7501
@wadecarmen7501 5 жыл бұрын
Worked for Dr. Octopus.
@toddmorgan4541
@toddmorgan4541 10 ай бұрын
“Look spider, all of us got together and voted YOU OUT” makes me laugh every time.
@AJF786
@AJF786 9 жыл бұрын
Every time that professor refers to the spider as an "insect" I just wanna slap him.
@HunterR909
@HunterR909 8 жыл бұрын
+Hylian Fox Just remember he's an actor repeating a script, slap the writer.
@sagerider2
@sagerider2 8 жыл бұрын
+Hylian Fox We can take turns. I love spiders. I used to have a poor little crippled wolf spider. I got him a fly & he ran off so happy. A few days later I walked by the same spot & he waved his one good front leg at me. So, I fed him for quite a while, for a male. I doubt he ever had any babies because he couldn't court properly.
@HunterR909
@HunterR909 8 жыл бұрын
Well this one you would not want, But it would want YOU for dinner, Muhhaahahahah.
@takeadayofff
@takeadayofff 6 жыл бұрын
They had to dumb it down for the masses.
@wadecarmen7501
@wadecarmen7501 6 жыл бұрын
J. Jonah Jameson calls spiders a menace, one in particular.
@aadams1006
@aadams1006 10 жыл бұрын
She yells in the cave and almost starts an avalanche. The sheriff shoots in it and nothing happens?
@astrocitizen
@astrocitizen 8 жыл бұрын
+Mocha Latte All the loose stalactites had fallen earlier thanks to her. That's how I'm head-canoning it.
@alonzocalvillo6702
@alonzocalvillo6702 5 жыл бұрын
A Adams Have you ever heard a woman scream?
@realitycheck3363
@realitycheck3363 5 жыл бұрын
@@wadecarmen7501 At least they knew how to write year.
@NikovK
@NikovK 4 жыл бұрын
@@realitycheck3363 Hey now, the random KZbin reverse-racist could have meant "era".
@angelsaltamontes7336
@angelsaltamontes7336 4 жыл бұрын
NikovK---In my era, which was about a year long, reverse-racists got ridiculed. In this era, they get awards (from each other) for "courage".
@necromancer4660
@necromancer4660 10 жыл бұрын
a while ago, I was watching a mike era episode and I thought"Wow! these kind of dirty jokes would never have been made with Jole around!" I was proven wrong within the first 7 minutes of this episode. #keepcirculatingthetapes
@aj-2savage896
@aj-2savage896 Жыл бұрын
Fred Ziffel at 52:48, who also played in The Amazing Colossal Man.
@yuvgotubekidding
@yuvgotubekidding 11 жыл бұрын
Been to CT Live 4 times. Sat right up front. Met entire cast after every show. It's like having friends over to your house to riff with only it's the originals!!! Incredible experience if you're a real big fan.
@AJF786
@AJF786 10 жыл бұрын
Earth vs Soup sounds like the perfect script for Shia LaBeouf "nononononono no nonono nononono"
@aadams1006
@aadams1006 3 жыл бұрын
@@christianresearchproject No, he's an actual cannibal.
@MegaAstroFan18
@MegaAstroFan18 10 жыл бұрын
Dr. Erhardt! YAY! The final reference to Larry from KTMA and Season 1.
@helenaconstantine
@helenaconstantine 4 жыл бұрын
We told the sheriff, but he started on about the square-cube law and the arthropod respiratory system.
@TheICEKrusHER
@TheICEKrusHER 9 жыл бұрын
You learn with the creepy crawler maker, you burn with the creepy crawler maker.
@super_average
@super_average Жыл бұрын
"Send down a body bag, make sure there's room for a bracelet"
@Frothenbath1
@Frothenbath1 7 жыл бұрын
"I'll just stay out here bark out fat ass belligerent orders!" XD Can't stop laughing for some reason!
@AGsConeOfColdness
@AGsConeOfColdness 10 ай бұрын
"Double Golden Slasher Time!" Kevin Murphy is freakin awesome.
@Rick586
@Rick586 9 жыл бұрын
"Curdless phone" broke Frank!
@CoolPaDuke
@CoolPaDuke 4 жыл бұрын
And that, folks, is why they call it the "Wreck Room". (ba-dum ching)
@dejavuman22
@dejavuman22 9 жыл бұрын
That info movie at the beginning was hilarious! Plus the fact I understood most of them just fine, and the fact that this guy doesn't take into account things such as fear, or a speaking disability.
@clistarakow6932
@clistarakow6932 11 жыл бұрын
Just watched the opening again..."I drive a truck, I'm butt ugly and I hate spiders"... laughing so hard I couldn't breath!
@gutternopedestal
@gutternopedestal 8 жыл бұрын
"Don't worry, we've had him put down." 9:16 😂
@jeffreyriley8742
@jeffreyriley8742 8 жыл бұрын
6:51 "Lie, lie and lie. And check your zipper."
@PDInfantryman
@PDInfantryman 8 жыл бұрын
"Yep, it's a big pork-link sausage. Jimmy Dean tried to kill ya."
@dustincantrell6712
@dustincantrell6712 5 жыл бұрын
The blonde chick and Mike were the hunted teens in Bloodlust with Robert Reed.
@Thompsongs
@Thompsongs 4 жыл бұрын
Did they ever find the clam bake???
@jamesfox2579
@jamesfox2579 3 жыл бұрын
@@Thompsongs Hahahahaha 😂
@will8026
@will8026 Жыл бұрын
It's Carol's-Dad Cavern!"
@mikezylstra7514
@mikezylstra7514 7 күн бұрын
"yoo-hoo! oh, yoo-hoo! Mr Carol'sDad! Mr Carol'sDad!
@EternalGuardian07
@EternalGuardian07 12 жыл бұрын
LOL @ Frank's "I see what you did there" face at the Curd-less Phone pun
@CaptainDaveNC
@CaptainDaveNC 11 жыл бұрын
3 people must've accidentally clicked the "dislike" button.. because who in their right mind could dislike MST3K?
@bigduke5902
@bigduke5902 Жыл бұрын
Ever see season 11?
@SpamEggSausage
@SpamEggSausage Жыл бұрын
@@bigduke5902 I don't think season 11 was bad
@katharinehiggins2196
@katharinehiggins2196 11 ай бұрын
I just miss TV's Frank and Trace together!!!!
@LoneTaurus82
@LoneTaurus82 10 жыл бұрын
Who would have thought you could get a lesson on public speaking before a movie?? lol
@analogkid01
@analogkid01 10 жыл бұрын
That was about public speaking? I thought it was one of those Nina Hartley guides...
@drido
@drido 8 жыл бұрын
+analogkid01 ZING!!!!!
@angelsaltamontes7336
@angelsaltamontes7336 4 жыл бұрын
They knew we wouldn't be here AFTER the movie.
@analogkid01
@analogkid01 3 жыл бұрын
@@andrewfrankovic6821 Yeah, I remember when I lost my virginity too...
@codyhilton1750
@codyhilton1750 11 ай бұрын
Who will tell Arnold that his Father Mr Kimble was a victum of the spider?
@Equus21
@Equus21 11 жыл бұрын
"This man is wearing a push up bra, now he is pleasing!" HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!! XD
@caroltenge5147
@caroltenge5147 4 жыл бұрын
filmed at jeffry epstines playpen!
@JoeSyxpack
@JoeSyxpack 4 жыл бұрын
@@caroltenge5147 Those were all training bras.
@andrewwestfall65
@andrewwestfall65 7 жыл бұрын
My uncle is one of those poor dumb kids that got lawn darts banned. Threw it right through his foot
@martymcdonough1111
@martymcdonough1111 5 жыл бұрын
57:58 "Herman! Stop driving so fast!" - - "Mwhahah!" Hysterical!
@Swayze0fArabia
@Swayze0fArabia 9 жыл бұрын
I was under the bleachers at the ball game and that's when a cop chased me out and asked what I was doin'
@Jerepasaurus
@Jerepasaurus 5 ай бұрын
You know, the funny thing is, many species of spider like this actually DO make noises, like howling to attract mates, but it's so low and quiet, we can't hear it until amplified many times louder.
@lloydmckay3241
@lloydmckay3241 2 жыл бұрын
The oldest teenagers ever.
@philt1771
@philt1771 2 жыл бұрын
Nah, that was Steven McQueen in "The Blob"!
@tonychristo8393
@tonychristo8393 3 жыл бұрын
Love the rat scooting across the walkway!! Great attention to detail!! One of the first things that caught my attention!!
@SpamEggSausage
@SpamEggSausage Жыл бұрын
12:10 It's the Manchurian Candidate!!
@timcook1928
@timcook1928 9 жыл бұрын
"I'm guessing the film isn't about him."
@kevinbarksdale7897
@kevinbarksdale7897 6 жыл бұрын
"I bet they never go to another Ziggy Stardust, and the Spiders From Mars show again!"
@analogkid01
@analogkid01 11 жыл бұрын
I know, if only more shorts were able to convey a semester's worth of higher education in a five-minute time span... (Calling Father Guido Sarducci...)
@angelsaltamontes7336
@angelsaltamontes7336 4 жыл бұрын
You can time-travel just by waiting: a semester of education can be pressed into a five-second time span, & that's including the trailer.
@cordovalark5295
@cordovalark5295 8 жыл бұрын
"Did your Dad look like this Carol?!" ROFL.
@sydneyhamilton2575
@sydneyhamilton2575 5 жыл бұрын
Carol Reminds Me Of Another Girl, She Reminds Me Of Someone Else Who Lost Her Father But Received One More Present From Him (Example: Bracelet, Yoyo). I Named Her Carol. kzbin.info/www/bejne/j6Obo6ysZdVoe8k
@jamesfox2579
@jamesfox2579 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao!😂😂😂
@aniyilator
@aniyilator 6 ай бұрын
I love when 40 year olds get casted as high school students, it never gets old
@afterlifegoeson1901
@afterlifegoeson1901 8 жыл бұрын
The best line, "Their in somebody's tonsils", just when I said out loud to the movie, "Well how far do you think he went in this large cave", sarcastic humor. Love it!!!!
@himbovoorhees
@himbovoorhees 10 жыл бұрын
@MasterLobster Do people really watch MST3K expecting JUST the movie? Do these people even know what MST3K is?!
@indy_go_blue6048
@indy_go_blue6048 5 жыл бұрын
That's how I got turned onto MST3K. Spent the night at a buddies house planning on golfing but it was raining too hard. He channel surfed until he found "Track of the Moon Beast." I was reading until I heard him say "I wish those smart asses at the bottom of the screen would shut the fuck up." He still despises the show as he really loves B movies of just about all kinds.
@Thompsongs
@Thompsongs 4 жыл бұрын
@@indy_go_blue6048 you seem to have good taste in shows, and questionable taste in friends.
@andrewfrankovic6821
@andrewfrankovic6821 3 жыл бұрын
@@indy_go_blue6048 Sigh.
@ericfischer8295
@ericfischer8295 2 күн бұрын
best part of this? knowing that the 20 min of dead air at the end is still there... my childhood memories live in that stuff!
@HanRM1
@HanRM1 12 жыл бұрын
Earth vs The Spider is kind of a special episode for me, it was my first ever MST3K episode and introduced me to Joel, Mike and the Bots! And now... I finally understand that Dr. Erhardt joke! ^_^
@cforsterichikawa5638
@cforsterichikawa5638 5 жыл бұрын
oh boy, i get to walk by that poster again!
@guyincognito3199
@guyincognito3199 10 жыл бұрын
Hey, the instruction guy is from the Speech short! He's the tired workhorse type! "Women be different from men!"
@guyincognito3199
@guyincognito3199 10 жыл бұрын
And the he-man athletic, rocking horse type, and the turtle type it appears :) I bet he's doing the knee test under the desk
@Thompsongs
@Thompsongs 4 жыл бұрын
"....GRANDPA??!?"
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