MST3k 506 - Eegah

[@thezonienthusiast473]

55:30 "Eegah chaka Eegah Eegah" "I can't stop this feeling!" XD

[@thezonienthusiast473]

"Honey why do we have an oven in the living room?" (Later with Eegah) "Hey, check it out, there's an oven in the living room!"

[@RabidNemo]

Thank you! I was going through trying to figure out where that was

[@SNESdrunk]

3:57 Crow's "We didn't?!" with a disappointed head shake is why Trace is the best Crow

[@ToruKun1]

I normally just get chuckles from an episode of MST3K, but this is the first time I got belly laughs throughout the whole movie, definitely one of the funniest episodes.

[@kurtreber9813]

every mst3k episode had at least one comment about "definitely one of the funniest" lol

[@youngrebels75]

see MST3k's take on The Girl in Lovers Lane and Mitchell (Joel's last episode), also hilarious like eegah.

[@Damaged7]

For me, it was Space Mutiny. The timing and delivery on the nicknames is too good.

[@ToruKun1]

@@Damaged7 Out of all the goofy names, "Roll Fizzlebeef" is still engrained in my mind.

[@minxstole93]

Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders is pure gold! Every line in it kills me but I also have a soft spot for The Leech Woman and The Touch of Satan.

[@ThatS0meBadHatHarry]

Who else just loves the opening credit sequence to Eegah with the smoke, wind, weird signs, skulls, and trippy music? So cool!

[@psycatelic]

Eegah has this sense to it where you can feel the 50s turning into the 60s. All of Arch Hall's crooning is 50s style, but the opening credits and the music behind them are really psychedelic for a movie made in 1962. I always loved that.

[@esoterik45]

Crow is quite knowledgeable when it comes to automobiles. This is the 4th MST3K episode I have seen where he either corrects, or points out the vehicle on screen. I don't know why, but this makes me a little proud.

[@js2010ish]

One machine to another

[@nyarg33]

He does this with planes and space shuttles too!

[@FUBARguy107]

I love all of their knowledge. So many great references. The various riffs that come from other movies or songs or calling out an actor for looking like another. Solid stuff.

[@CraftySouthpaw]

1:06:02 - "Run kids, run!" "Dad, don't layer your voice like that!" LMAO!!

[@CyricZ]

For no reason I'd like to remind the room that Robert the father character is also the director, Tom the teen boy character is his real life son, and Roxy the teen girl was the woman the director was seeing at the time.

[@snarfzilla]

"He's been there since the beginning of time and he's only drawn three pictures?!?" This line gets me everytime, I just don't know why. Apparently Eegah is easily amused.

[@faithfulgrl]

Those are the best lines. Don't know why. It just gets ya in that spot🤣

[@feyfolken1655]

I love crow's "Well she can snap in and outta consciousness can't she?" I've never understood in old movies why women pass out at the slightest provocation, lol. Like nobody does that in real life.

[@grindcoremaniac]

lol "like a cabbage patch Elvis" made me laugh for a good five minutes

[@CraftySouthpaw]

LOL, that was my favorite part too.

[@jeremyleveille1532]

Great line! Lol

[@Popebug]

This is probably my favorite Joel episode.

[@maxbrindle1]

Wherever Richard Kiel is, I know he's watching out for snakes.

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

It's the bullets that did more damage! That's why he wore that T-Shirt, 'Guns don't kill people, I do'.

[@TheGenericNerd]

46:35 "I guess it can't hurt me." Tom: *doodily doodily doo* It hurt me! Every time Tom or Crow pull that gag it makes me burst out laughing.

[@videogamehunter820]

In my early days of MST3K, I used to think that this was a boring episode (I just wanted more sci fi monster movie type of films). But years later, I think it’s become one of my favorites. Truly lives up to the “so bad it’s good” genre.

[@lcslndmt]

The "tequila" bit always crack me up

[@mariakristinasmith9423]

For some reason, I lost it at Joel's delivery of ''Sure, four, whatever'' XD

[@ebmosier1]

One of my all-time favorite eps! I'm a sucker for beauty and the beast-type stories, even the cheap, poorly-made ones. I love at 3:58 how Crow is shaking his head and looking disappointed that they didn't use a real pig.

[@DrThunder88]

When you think about it, this movie is basically King Kong. Except instead of a giant ape, that movie had a gorilla.

[@FanBritLit]

"Hi Roxy!" "Sorry about my face!"

[@dougjb7848]

I’m kind of an idiot

[@brianpalmer6182]

Far and away my favorite Joel episode, but it's rarely brought up on a list of favorites.

[@dadahyena]

"Have you seen Andalusian Dog?" Be warned, 'Un Chien Andalou' is a real eye-opener.

[@goldenager59]

For THAT one, I was tempted to hit "like" many times more than once.

[@JoseBronxRican]

Crow's voice at the beginning is cracking me up for no reason. "I'M SHATTERED!!"

[@erickhorton7702]

Sha Dooby, Shattered!

[@dougjb7848]

@@erickhorton7702 My brains are splattered.

[@LuigiGodzillaGirl]

The Torgo School of Fondling? I laughed harder than I should have.

[@MissJuneBennett]

"This guy went to the Torgo school of fondling" LOLOL

[@psycatelic]

The motel in this movie always charmed me: the bright colors, the pool, so 1960s. The room with the oven in the living room was actually where the guy who played Mr. Miller lived, which could be why it looks more like a home than a motel room.

[@SpamEggSausage]

so why did he have an oven in his living room?

[@DemimondeMesilaThraam]

​@@SpamEggSausage I think it's just that the whole space is just one big room, like some studio apartments are, including the one I live in now. There's an oven in my living room too!

[@doddsino]

Probably one of my favorite episodes. I love the part at the beginning with the pig.

[@GhostScratch]

Everyone talks about "Watch out for snakes" but the "He was here watching us!" "Playing bass!" is my favorite line in the episode

[@jumbledfox2098]

yes, you too can learn to play the guitar in just two easy lessons!

[@pvtzombi]

R.I.P. Richard Kiel. May a flight of cavemen sing thee to thy rest.

[@dougbreese2238]

50:25 - "What? Can I help you?" MST3K at it's best

[@ironfreakinmaiden]

"*This* should keep the wolves away" made me spit my water everywhere lmfaoo

[@swars5924]

"Sorry about my face...." LoL i use this line so many times and it just goes over their uncultured heads...

[@AlcoholicBoredom]

I also use Crow’s line from The Beast of Yucca Flats: “That’s a hard face; that’s a face that challenges you.”

[@melodiefrances3898]

Youth these days ...

[@sock2828]

"You're funny Mr. Miller, real funny. I'm gonna kill you last."

[@GathKingLeppbertI]

This is the debut of the whirleybird model on television. It's a Bell dude. Also imdb has MST3K in its trivia section.

[@hungwilliam44]

The "watch out for snakes" line was delivered by Harpo Marx. They were filming on his land.

[@daelen.cclark]

I’m guessing they had lots of snakes there...

[@SpamEggSausage]

Harpo talked?

[@stoneyboyd]

WHAT?!

[@theholygamer969]

Same energy as, "Look out for the train."

[@hungwilliam44]

@@SpamEggSausage Yes. But not this. I just made it up.

[@unyieldingcreek1]

After Tuesday, I am so glad that there are MST3K episodes on KZbin to forget about the current events for an hour.

[@SunyCartoons]

I like how there's no explanation as to how Eegah is there. There's just a random caveman living in the deserts of California.

[@OldMovieRob]

Seems like every time there's a closeup of Arch Hall Jr's face Joel and the bots respond with "Ewwww"

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

There's a reason for that.

[@mattsteitz8536]

"Why?! Because It's science! That's why. " Surprised no made a t shirt out of that.

[@VaciliNikoMavich]

Matt Steitz I would wear that. :-)

[@WayWardWonderer]

Wow, this is easily one of their best episodes! There was so much to laugh at, I can't even pick a favorite joke!!

[@faithfulgrl]

7 yrs ago. This whole episode really stands the test of time. Actually, it gets even better. "Classic" 🎞 🎥

[@LaDracul]

He also played a Frankenstein monster on "The Monkees" and "The Hardy Boys" ("Keep this under your hat, we don't want to scare anyone."), also the construction site boss who gets a nail stuck in his head due to horseplay in "Happy Gilmore" and Vlad, the barbarian who likes to collect ceramic unicorns in "Tangled".

[@Kinnakeeter]

"Joel, I'ma slap this movie so hard" Pretty much sums it up

[@larsmeridian4312]

1:23:11- Tom's song about the thorax- best joke in the whole episode. (Runner up is "That's an ant colony, you idiot!" at about 14:52.)

[@tomh.2405]

(34:20) "Poor shovel; didn't ask to be in this movie." Don't worry; the shovel later got itself a better agent, and was eventually able to play a pivotal role in the finale of "Psycho 2."

[@AJF786]

Richard "Eegah" Kiel died today... may he shtemlo in peace.

[@mikepatrick5909]

So long high pockets.

[@sertorrhenclegane]

And watch out for snakes!

[@Scripturegirl.]

What DA heck is..SHTEMLO.?.

[@ZaGorudan]

Scripturegirl1990 49:42

[@augustwest5356]

Scripturegirl1990 jeez you don't know what "shtemlo" is? That's cave man kindergarten stuff!!! Ha ha...I think Eegah uses it to mean sleep. But like everything else in this retarded movie, it's quite unclear. As unclear as how that hideous blonde guy got a part in anything. He's fugly!!! I'd rather make out with Eegah and shave the dad.

[@Wildcat_93]

"Like a cabbage patch Elvis!" lmfao

[@thomassodomizer764]

@ 15:23 "watch out for snakes!"

[@LegoJunk128]

20:16 "The Old Indiana Jones Chronicles" is even funnier in a post-Crystal Skull world.

[@FUBARguy107]

Even -funnier- sadder now that he played Indiana AGAIN at 79 years old.

[@itsamechrispratt380]

@@FUBARguy107 "The Centenarian Indiana Jones chronicles"

[@GreenDay1981]

It's so strange how even some of the most popular actors in history have landed roles in bad movies at some point in their careers. For example, James Best starred in "The Killer Shrews", Ron Howard was in "Village Of The Giants", Peter Graves was in two MST3K-riffed movies "The Beginning Of The End" and "Parts The Clonos Horror", Michael Landon was in "I Was A Teenage Werewolf", Raul Julia was in "Overdrawn At The Memory Bank", etc.

[@kennethcunningham6606]

Make it three for Peter Graves. The third one being It Conquered the World.

[@ALifeWellSteved]

Peter Graves is in at least 4 episodes he’s also a Viking in “Viking Women Vs the Sea Serpent” Most epic walk on in an MST3K has to be Clint Eastwood as an extra in “Revenge of the Creature” if you blink you miss him. He’s a lab tech holding a monkey.

[@JulianaWilliamson]

Don't mention that black lagoon sequel, especially when we got a character who became so jerkish and a bully when everyone else "came back to life".@@ALifeWellSteved

[@SonyaKholodova]

Even William Shatner isn't immune to this.

[@AnnaMorozova1665]

My biggest pet peeve is that Werewolf movie isn't considered bad, it's a legendary well known b-movie to the point where numerous tv shows make episode title that parody that movie's title, and ever since then, I'm always reminded of this show because of it. Also, The Killer Shrews has some good reception, Even Frank Zappa loves that movie.

[@StrangeDepthsAP]

Take a minute to consider how eerie the credits are to "Eegah": mummified corpses while a deranged mountain man howls gibberish to jazz guitar.

[@DaBirdman1995]

15:20 for "Watch out for snakes!"

[@Popebug]

This movie taught me a lesson for life. Now, I instinctively watch out for snakes no matter where I go.

[@SigEpBlue]

1:16:02 is probably one of my favorite lines from Crow ever.

[@theOstenHugo]

SigEpBlue yessssssss

[@douglasmcdonough7783]

It’s from Commando. Arnold promises to kill Sully last bc he’s funny.

[@metalmayhem3622]

@@douglasmcdonough7783 I lied!

[@adamwaite2323]

Joel's reaction to "Do you know where deep canyon is?" Is priceless 😂 26:55

[@Adrianne519]

Probably favorite moment to where I can't stop laughing is Joel and the bots reaction to Tom finally getting slapped by Eegah! And the line "Ow, right in the area."

[@skrag2112]

RIP Richard 'Eegah' Kiel. Shtemlo brother. Shtemlo.

[@aimeebason9732]

Just discovered this episode, and it now ranks up there with my favourite joel episodes, including Operation double 007, Earth vs the Spider and the Crawling Hand

[@fourcrippledhorses]

This, Tormented and Squirm are three movies who give you exactly what the title implies.

[@SonyaKholodova]

But Isn't "Eegah"? a made-up word?

[@scottmantooth8785]

one of my absolute favorite MST3K episodes, just behind The Wild World of Batwoman

[@greenmonsterprod]

At 22:00, why is Arch singing about a girl named Vicki, when his girlfriend is named Roxy?

[@WorldWar2freak94]

Because he is a greasy, bad haired goof ball.

[@johnwriter8234]

"Watch out for SNAKES!!"

[@nina1522]

"Quit bogarting that joint, Floyd."

[@patrickmcgowan59]

Its a random one but one of my all time favorites was "OH Eegah, I thought you were . . . EHHHHHH!" The way they rip on the blond dude was just merciless!

[@GhostScratch]

yeah. Arch Hall Jr's apperance looked kinda ugly. Almost everyone in the movie has horrible hair.

[@only257]

Funniest episode ever made, excellent riffing and great host segments😊

[@anyone-f2r]

"It's under a big doubleya!" - Smiler Grogan.

[@jean-paulaudette9246]

I like how you can kind of tell what from the movie gave the idea for the Invention Exchange, for example how the girl screaming 'Wheeee!" in the dune buggy, and their comment "Is there a pig in there with them?" was pretty clearly the inspiration for the Porkerina.

[@TheSalamandrin]

"He's surrounded by adoring housewives." Story of my life.

[@faithfulgrl]

7 yrs later, that joke is still gold. Yours. "Story of my life!"

[@wncoulte]

"Watch out for snakes!" LMBO

[@danielbaugher826]

“ who said that ? “ 😂

[@DAVYMAC]

Eegahshaka-Eegahshaka (I can't stop this feelin'). A reference to the song HOOKED ON A FEELING the version played and sung by BLUE SUEDE. B.J. THOMAS also did it.

[@balkthor]

24:40 As a huge fan of the band Styx, this joke kills me every time. "Oh my god, you're right, Joel!"

[@gzeusone6532]

54:46 , Joel accidentally says "please become the demon barmer of fleet sweet..." instead of "demon barber of fleet street." =)

[@ZehnWaters]

The guy playing the chick's dad is actually the boy's dad in real life as well as the director.

[@villainsdeeds]

I should have watched this episode years ago. One of the best!

[@theOstenHugo]

“Eegah i woke up, you weren’t here! i hate that!” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣☺️☺️🤣🤣

[@BlustormWA]

Favorite Joke at 1:16:44. "Hey, check it out. THERE'S AN OVEN IN THE LIVING ROOM!"

[@SeanP7195]

"Man these people live like pigs". God, Trace has the best delivery.

[@biffyqueen]

RIP Richard Kiel

[@JoesandJs]

Fun fact: The guy who played Eegah was also in Happy Gilmore (as the guy who gets hit in the foot with the golfball)!

[@davidstevens6705]

9:49 Arch looks like a plastic doll, EWWWW! He looks like the 60's equivalent of Chucky Now I know why the robots needed a shower.

[@DrThunder88]

1:24:34 Ah, MST3K...Making Rick Astley references before the Internet decided it was cool.

[@emilyfarfadet9131]

"Suddenly she began to doubt the whole bathing-suit purchase!" I still do not understand why this one gets me everytime!

[@JaneDoe-rj4jn]

“He’s like a cabbage patch Elvis”. 😂 😂 😆

[@vickilaw]

This is my favorite MST3K

[@The_Burning_Sensation]

Anyone else look up all the actors from these movies on IMDB after watching an episode? Sometimes it's surprising. Like, the young guy from Master Ninja went on to have a pretty impressive TV directing career.

[@GrixieKong]

So did the redhead guy from Squirm!

[@cryptiecreep]

The hell segment is genuinely one of my favorite MST3K bits

[@applemask]

I like Marilyn Manning in this movie. She seems to be genuinely enjoying herself most of the time. Which is amazing, when you think about it.

[@psycatelic]

I'm surprised her career didn't go farther. She does look like she's having a lot of fun doing this picture...very spirited and cute.

[@SonyaKholodova]

it's like she's having fun despite the crappiness of the film.

[@youngkent]

Eegah I woke up you weren’t here, I hate that

[@Tendoking]

"That's why I drained Frank's blood, and..." "You what?! You can't do that!"

[@tomservo3401]

17:44 Tom and Crow humming the M.A.S.H. Theme and joel says " i thought we promissed never to do that again" ? I dont remember when did they promiss not to do that? They do the same thing on monster a gogo ? I wonder if people got butthurt and complained?

[@l.salisbury1253]

21:41 & 26:45 - believe-it-or-else but Marilyn "Roxy" Manning was NOT a former Playmate! She was a receptionist in a medical office while doing this movie!

[@thejessman1460]

25 years later I now know what they mean “The Torgo school of fondling!” Manos!

[@Crambo90ify]

"Cabbage Patch Elvis" lolz

[@GEM99Show]

1:26:38 It’s OK, he didn’t die. He would be revived by someone from Spectre and became Jaws. : D That probably explains why he never dies. : /

[@Popebug]

No, you're thinking of Jack O'Halloran, who is "only" 6.6 feet tall. However, Richard Kiel (the actor of Eegah) is most known as the Bond villain Jaws from The Spy Who Loved Me (and Moonraker, but we all like to forget about that movie). He's also in The Human Duplicators, another movie featured in MST3K.

[@CelestiaMinor]

The "porkarina" sound on soundtracks is actually a bass harmonica. There are videos on youtube, but they're not well known. I hadn't heard of them, either, until a few months ago, looking for Tommy Morgan clips.

[@scitsalcoryp]

' What do You think ? ' ' I don't know I've never thought before ! '

[@laurafrakinroslin]

57:41 this entire extended sequence feels like the director’s fetish

[@andyowens2645]

Oh my god this is laugh out loud ridiculously hilarious. I can't see! What am I typing?!?!

[@Jenny010132]

"Ugh, are they carrying a pig?" Always makes me laugh.

[@Atheneastro]

I love Joel's face as he plays the 'Porkarina'.

[@stoneyboyd]

17:24 “OUCH MY HAND!!!” 😂😂😂😂