Musk's Problematic Twitter Takeover | Barack Obama Is "Still Fine" | Lula Wins In Brazil

Use of hate speech spiked on Twitter following Elon Musk's takeover, President Obama is setting hearts aflutter on the campaign trail, and Brazil's presidential election is finally over. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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[@NewMessage]

Ted Cruz was born in Canada too... What can I say.... Our crazies migrate south. 🤷‍♂

[@Spiker985Studios]

I'd say take em back, but you guys don't want them either

[@couragekarnga8735]

Yes, but you also gave us Celine Dion.

[@nzurimalkia6293]

@@couragekarnga8735 And Alex Trebek!

[@alex35agm]

Cruz left Canada because he hates the cold,as observed when he ran away to Mexico and left his constituents to freeze in Texas.Unfortunately,Cruz returned to the United States.

[@lococomrade3488]

.. Tom Green.

[@AKATenn]

I, for one, have never, and will never have a Twitter account, it's a silly place, and not representative of normal people, most people don't use it, yet has so much influence on social discourse.

[@mikejohnson3338]

those cause all the movers and shakers use it :/

[@Wedgetail14]

Indeed. I just open the door, and it's all standing with toxic politicians this, hating this group of people that. I promptly slam that door shut!

[@robynconniff9688]

"I ain't gonna play Sun City."

[@smiller2044]

@Hadwell ??? O...k ...a...y

[@AKATenn]

@@smiller2044 there's like 240 million twitter accounts, and 7.8 billion people, so most people don't use twitter.

[@michaelsnow3536]

Those ladies saw their shot and they took it, that was brilliant. We don't get enough fun moments like that in politics.

[@albertwjoell]

So true! Mostly pseudo politicians trying to properly recite the lies that they KNOW are lies! And frustrated politicians trying to convince people that the other side is lying while TRYING to be civil. Not fun! Vote blue anyway!! For America's sake!

[@tommyt1971]

Somewhere Barack AND Michelle are both laughing their asses off at Stephen’s QB impression and saying “Ok, we’re gonna get him for that one next time we appear on the show!”

[@WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone]

That's one of the glaring differences between the Obamas' and Trump; they can take a joke, understand it's a joke and be self deprecating about it. Trump goes on a tirade with everyone who pokes fun at him because he can't accept that many people actually despise him.

[@WillWillisIV]

I was unwrapping a KitKat I had just stolen from my son's bag when I started this episode.

[@marshamariner7897]

Do a video for JKL about eating all the candy from ur kids🤣😂😅

[@smiller2044]

@@marshamariner7897 *true true* 😆

[@gogrannygo4431]

Oh no! Busted on nation TV while doing what any good parent would do for their child. That's cruel 😂

[@freya8133]

Shame on you!

[@stealthattack2209]

Lol

[@camelsh-t_on_the_walls446]

Regarding Obama... -As a Norwegian, it is still utterly unfathomable that USA could go from this decent, capable, coherent, sensible, caring and knowledgeable human being, to something like trump.

[@awildcanadianappears9885]

Racism and hate is a hell of a drug

[@intomnia3313]

Every action has an opposite and equal reaction.

[@couragekarnga8735]

Talk about a downgrade!

[@zizinnnn]

if you dig a little deeper -and have a closer look at their electoral system- not really

[@donnakawana]

@@zizinnnn says somebody who doesn't live here and has no clue except for Fox News apparently

[@avisrobinson452]

🤣🤣🤣 The football impression as Obama was hilarious! 🤣🤣 The pauses, and then the "wait a minute" 🤣🤣🤣

[@kateleblanc604]

Canadian here and yep the crap from social media and all the insanity in the US especially politics does not and can not be stopped at the longest "undefended " border, unfortunately. I might point out though that DePape has been living in the states for over 20 years having left Canada around 14 yoa. So he didn't really get crazy until after he left Canada.

[@matthewmuir8884]

And it's not just the misinformation and conspiracy theories on social media that cross the border; almost every bad thing in the US finds a way to spill over into Canada. Canada's biggest problem is its terrible neighbour.

[@catseye1009]

Excellent point!

[@seashepherds4959]

You're wrong Kate, He had to already be crazy, he left Canada!

[@stevenking790]

@@seashepherds4959 good one I'm cracking up

[@bowtiethirteentwenty8627]

Canada is not to blame. It's all the Q'anon, GOP propaganda [Faux} social media lies, and misinformation crap.

[@foxbat00]

"Two things 45 will never have". A classic for the ages!

[@Leonaza7]

Love to hear this man (President Obama) speak!!! The tone of his voice, the use of proper English, his energy! He has a way of just to drive his point in. Wonderful speaker💙🇺🇸

[@markdraine3571]

Too bad he's a leftist ,globalist person who hates America. . Other than that, he's simply divine . That is ,if you like that kind of thing and/ or are a sucker.

[@sshaw4429]

Amen.

[@rcstann]

. W H A T !

[@nalday2534]

he's a war criminal but go off

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

The last two white presidents since him haven't spoken half as well, lmao. Maybe he should run again.

[@uthmanbaksh3530]

Honestly, The Obamas are relationship goals!

[@blkai]

Michelle said it all when she clarified Obama. “To understand Barak, you have to understand Hawaii.” It’s a lot more than just the one word, “aloha”. I, and others, came to Hawaii to get sane…..and it worked.

[@adnaloy9025]

A stadium filled with his secret children!! 🤣

[@nancychandler3673]

Fabulous. Social Democracy returns to Brazil.

[@Newfoundmike]

But they are broke now so it he might not be able to put social programs into place .

[@jeanbarbosa4614]

Será difícil retornar à normalidade democrática, mas temos esperança de um Brasil protagonista e soberano novamente.

[@couragekarnga8735]

I just hope there isn't a coup over there, or a civil war.

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

🤦🏻‍♀️ seriously, is there a world wide ban on history books? Look up what went on last time Lula was president (or his PT pal Rouseff) I don't like Bolsonaro either, but this is not a win, people!

[@leciaa.562]

@@lenawagenfuehr53 idk where you're from, but perhaps your "books" have mislead you. We Brazilians remember the 2000s to be a time of social and economic development. As for Rousseff, she's only fallen politically (using the words of Barroso, minister of the supreme court), she's never committed any crime as far as anyone knows (using the words of Michel Temer, her successor to presidency). Since Dilma Rousseff's impeachment Brazil struggles to come back on it's feet. So, what are you talking about?

[@wesleyratko7830]

"Lula Part Two-La…" got a belly laugh out of me. Congrats to the writer whose joke that was.

[@artbargra]

Hopefully, this will mark the beginning of the end for Twitter.

[@phillipaclemons7261]

Bolsonaro and Trump, great mates. Both chucked out after one term

[@davidbright6790]

"just a dick" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Perfection!

[@lauriejean9306]

That Obama as quarterback moment is epic

[@akshatsingh3325]

This guy is freaking exceptional. Comedy and satire at its best

[@balung]

Seth Myer is more funny.

[@debmcgerrigle3477]

Love the description of Elon: "not so much Moby but just a dick"

[@ferox965]

As a Canadian living in Ottawa, we got our contact crazy earlier this year.

[@PERCY61390]

Thank God you are here Stephen . You give us hope that some sanity still exists in the world with so many crazy power hungry liars spreading hate to provoke chaos and suffering

[@BadassRaiden]

My heart warms for Brazil and the Amazon. Perhaps we finally have a chance to bring it back from desertification..

[@DoubleTrouble-li5wi]

The crazy really has spread to us in Canada, not to mention the rest of the world. The "freedom convoy" is a perfect example of this.

[@luzpaivabellydance]

Mr. Colbert was sharp at the monologue!! I love the news about Brazil!! Yes... we could make it... we have prevented Brazilian democracy from falling into a precipice... Greetings from Brazil!!🇧🇷😁

[@terredee]

BRAVO BRAZIL!

[@morenamontalvo8199]

Greetings from Phoenix Arizona 😁✌️

[@pickledragonrebel]

So happy about that ! The world should be celebrating

[@joanday5981]

@@morenamontalvo8199 ok Arizona it's your turn now! Please vote! 🌊💙🌊

[@amberandrews6842]

Congratulations Brazil!!!

[@77nouch]

it's time to stop using Twitter once and for all !

[@darkknight2407]

Good riddance !

[@hilpei3675]

Just get off Twitter, no one needs it. PEOPLE HAVE THE POWER TO DOTHIS ONE THING!

[@MaryAnnNytowl]

Those comments re President Obama? Freaking. Spot. On! All of them, LOL! Thanks for giving me some smiles, Stephen! I sure did need 'em!

[@dougstubbs9637]

“A Crowd who thinks he looks fine, and a wife who agrees”….best line tonight on all the Night Shows. Writing and Delivery excellence.

[@denniswinters3096]

Cancel Twitter. Block Musk.

[@NicolasAlexanderOtto]

It's so hard to make fun of Obama, because he's such a good player in the media game. But that joke really got me laughing. :-D

[@n8rlvr876]

Everyone should just dump Twitter. I promise..... we’ll survive. Maybe even thrive.

[@ronniestobbart4759]

I did after I read his Pelosi post. No big loss, I prefer You Tube.

[@SpukiTheLoveKitten75]

Heck! There's other social sites out there. We'll manage. Twitter can go the way of MySpace. No one will miss it.

[@bartstarr100]

Nothing happens on Twitter. It's just a hate app

[@roberturibe3150]

Never had it.

[@thetruth1223]

Have since 2018.. ain't ever going back .

[@shadowfreak71972]

Thank you for that impression of Obama as a quarterback! I needed that laugh!

[@florencedelvalle8145]

Yes, I agree. That was so funny and probably would be true. Thank you Stephen for making us laugh through these crazy times.😂😂

[@a.e.jabbour5003]

Yeah. I was laughing SO hard at that! It was just perfect. :)

[@chrisrj9871]

Hooray for Brazil, making the right choice!!!

[@korinemlbernard3256]

😂 the Obama stuff was gold 😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👍🏾❤️🇨🇦

[@rossburg84]

"Than a mug"...I love being from Michigan! Love to all that reads this!

[@tarag7292]

I still say "than a mug." 😅

[@wtf1185]

Stephen missed it with that picture of Musk looking over his shoulder. "Elon Musk, seen here in disbelief that James Bond has escaped his death trap."

[@aborachis1649]

One of your best monologues in a long time. I was rolling!

[@natalieharless1715]

I've watched his stump speeches back to back, also, & replayed them. The guy still chills me. He's awesome! I voted early & glad I did. He just proves every time he speaks that the GOP MUST be voted OUT. TY, Obama!😁👏👍❗

[@heathereton5582]

Stephen! Don’t rat us out! It’s not candy theft, it’s ‘parent tax.’ 😂🎃

[@couragekarnga8735]

Haha yeah...

[@thesleeper200x]

Just a perfect introduction to capitalism. You did the work and now someone larger than you is going to take some of your earning because they can and there's a name for it so it isn't stealing. XD

[@smiller2044]

@@thesleeper200x *riiiight* because the adults didn't: spend money or make the costume, drive around or walk with their child, or have candy to pass out to other Trick-or-Treaters. Damn lazy adults taking what's not theirs, they didn't earn it just like taxes don't pay for roads, emergency services or elementary education. *The world*

[@ronniestobbart4759]

@@smiller2044 lol

[@debdeb62065]

So funny we used to raid the kids candy, told them give us the bags so we can make sure the candy is safe. One year I over heard my oldest telling his brother; there goes all the chocolate. 😆

[@sandie1945]

Ok that one hit me hard🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I love how Colbert play Obama

[@duvessa2003]

Why doesn’t everyone just delete their Twitter app? I never had it.

[@Heartwing13]

The “hold on, hold on, hold on” was perfect

[@niksiesm]

I’ve watched this video like 10+ times. I love Obama’s reaction to the crowd. Great writing on this show! I think Colbert is blessed with the best writers.

[@zaiologyy]

Stephens Obama impression is gold !👌

[@arnovriends5873]

'Herschel Walker seen here in a station filled with his secret children...' (the ones that lived) ...too soon?

[@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288]

Thank you for mentioning Brasil. Important to defeat the slow crawl of authoritarianism in our hemisphere and worldwide.

[@garfield2439]

Now poohtin

[@MrBsbotto]

@@garfield2439 HELL YEAH!!!

[@douglasdavis8395]

@@garfield2439 - I understand that Lula was not a supreme candidate; we had the same deal with Biden. But at least it keeps those OTHER ones out! Yes!

[@post7027]

and replace it with socialism and which increases crime, and every crime the best countries in the world are authoritarianism in Asia, Europe you will see the fall of your currency with socialism comes inflation

[@fatmonkey4716]

Authoritarians are just as terrified as dems about free speech. How are you so ignorant of that?

[@pamelawright8512]

Love your show, Stephen!

[@VictorSinclair]

Best one liner of the year. Attacker can be a GOP nominee to elevate their level of candidates to totally insane.

[@lilwil-ns3uo]

I've been off Twitter for several years. Thank goodness. 👏 BTW, I'm from Omaha!!!!

[@cynthiahutchins5790]

There’s a line in the Hunt for Red October that fits with todays political scene world wide. “You arrogant ass, you’ve killed us”. Hope all of the “conservatives” remember that line when the time comes.

[@arnoldsherrill2585]

You're right it perfectly describes politics in the United States right now., that quote is definitely on time and on target. I can imagine me going back 20 years and looking forward and watching all this and asking myself what the f*** is this?

[@Cindy.m.R]

That is very true for America sadly

[@tyrlant2189]

I wish I still felt this way. I miss commenting with the old ladies and other POC about how great Obama is. Now I realize they were all brainwashed and I made a horrible mistake by joining into their narritave. If they get their way, people will go to jail for hurting other people's feelings online, my kids will be filled with weird sexual ideas in school, I can't have a gas powered car, etc. I was onboard but they get emotional, stop thinking, and take everything way too far.

[@tyrlant2189]

@@smitty347 the weird sex Ed stuff is 100% real, I saw it all first hand in my own kids schoolwork and it definitely bothered me a ton. I used to be you, I used to tell people they were wrong and none of that is happening. I used to think all conservatives were racist as well, but they welcomed me openly as a person of color when I went to those school board meetings with em, they are just regular ppl, not extreme or hateful or bigoted. I disagree with them about vaccines and abortions and they don't freak out like when I disagree with my liberal circle about critical race theory and sex Ed.

[@wvu05]

@@tyrlant2189 What is the name of the textbook?

[@davidleedougherty6478]

Good for Brazil... Also, I deactivated my Twitter as soon as I heard Leon musk took over... Shouldn't he be visiting some of his hundreds of kids instead of tweeting? Lol what a joke of a human

[@justsaying3729]

The Obama Joke was Funny as Hell!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Love me some Obama.

[@jmerc83]

Stephen really outdid himself with this one🤣🤣🤣. Definitely brightened my day!

[@jeanwilson9925]

Boycott twitter!

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

Didn't we already do that by never joining it in the first place?

[@AbidingDude420]

Haven’t used it since 2012 thankfully

[@robinmason1884]

Bye bye

[@LoPhatKao]

i dont feel so bad now for never having signed up for twitter

[@kohlinoor]

Same, tbh

[@katemaxwell2804]

I made that mistake and started having stomach issue and sleepless nights. Finally I was suspended for telling a MAGA where to go. Best thing to happen

[@marybell3013]

I’ve never been on twitter but hear it’s nasty… And sounds like it’s only going to get worse

[@musclvr377]

Looks like Musk is going to ruin anything good about it, which is a real shame.

[@AbidingDude420]

Yep. It was always terrible, even before he took over. Deleted my Twitter and Facebook accounts a decade ago and never looked back

[@jennifergregory7364]

Those ladies yelling at Obama! LOL!

[@jennifergregory7364]

It's just so funny! And his reactions always make me laugh!😀

[@contractorwolf]

the twitter "whats happening?!!!!" bit had me crying. thx Colbert, I needed that. :)

[@dceplay]

Yep, that classic clip from “Poltergeist” never gets old.

[@bwell6941]

Congratulations 🇧🇷 Brazil….🎉🥂

[@marileabond]

Watch Twitter sink

[@melindamichelle21]

M'Kay... I almost spit out my mousse at the bikini line. 😂

[@sammyemmy4]

I find it funny that I got ratioed yesterday on a twitter thread who believed in the conspiracy of Paul Pelosi, with them telling me to wait until more info comes out before jumping to conclusions. Whelp…it’s proven that it was a politically motivated attack against Nancy, and now they still refuse to accept the truth 😅

[@benr3799]

@@engineeringartist4801 what type of 18-28 year old is personally invested in the Pelosi family😭😭😂😂😂go ahead put your stereotypes on full display bub. Just cause some are dumb doesn’t mean you can attack a whole group at large. Did you miss the Ye controversy?? You are doing the exact same thing dummy

[@douglasdavis8395]

@@engineeringartist4801 - I heard that the orange blowhard passed along a conspiracy theory that the attacker was Pelosi's lover.

[@jamesnelles4484]

1/2 of american voters vote for racism and hatred. It is a coin toss. Avoid dealing with any of them.

[@bigheartedgranny6476]

Dump and delete Twitter, Musk is a TWIT

[@LadyAstarionAncunin]

They’re always gonna move the goalpost. That’s why it’s pointless to talk to them. It’s an exercise in futility.

[@NewMessage]

Boebert must be so mad she didn't out-crazy Marge. The passive aggression between those two must start fires in every wastepaper basket they pass by...

[@pattitus1398]

Yes! But I wish it were more passive and less aggression.

[@cassiasilva5986]

Didn't know the percussionist was a fellow Brazilian! Grande abraço pra ela 🤗🤗

[@trustme9208]

I uninstalled Twitter and cancelled my act permanently. The last thing I need is more caca.

[@gracemir2]

Good job, Brazil 🇧🇷👏👏👏

[@tracyanne64]

Herschel Walker seen with all his kids! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@arnoldsherrill2585]

I had a Instagram account and I got rid of it because of all of the insane things I was seeing, same thing for Twitter and I'm so much happier., I actually feel like I'm getting some of my sanity back

[@Oktopia]

Guy with the hammer: The next GOP intern.

[@marybell3013]

Right! Like how they offered Kyle Rittenhouse internships and job offers after he got the not guilty verdict for shooting and killing people at a BLM march

[@anaf9001]

i like how he never says "trump" he finds a way to avoid the name

[@richardrubin1763]

I wish the news media could figure that out.

[@patriciabagby90]

Me too. I can't even say his name!

[@marybell3013]

Yes, and remember all the entries to the “He who shall not be named” contest!

[@post7027]

As a Muslim Trump has my respect unlike Biden and Obama who are responsible for millions of deaths of my brothers and sisters. Trump bought peace but you are all too stupid to see the devil control these puppets

[@thehylers1021]

@@diggs3922 I'll call him 46

[@angeladay9168]

Stephen was having fun but seriously, well done for showing Elon Musk up for who and what he is.

[@Vera-kh8zj]

"hold on" - that was SPOT ON Obama. Incredible.

[@donjuan2621]

When Lindsey “No room in the closet “Graham was in Ga there were no Devil went down to Ga jokes.Missed opportunities 😂😂😂

[@lynnerholmes]

THANK YOU for providing closed captioning considerations for the Deaf and hearing impaired!

[@pepperwilliams4303]

Three great jokes in a row! I truly lol'd

[@lindadeal3344]

So glad you're having Barack Obama on the show...he is a class act...unlike the other guy!

[@newtron9]

AND CORRUPT

[@bluemoon6380]

Yeah the other guy sure is as corrupt as hell

[@elmatador4759]

@@newtron9 LOL. Click on this trolls profile. Ive never seen a bigger snowflake in my life!!!

[@JG-us9lu]

You cant be serious. Caused more problems in the world than any other President.

[@Snowshowslow]

Joe's not that bad, is he? 😉

[@raymondflores460]

Omg I was dying when Stephen pretended to be Obama playing QB

[@Carla-vh6lz]

Jealousy makes you nasty. Lmao!

[@jessicaaye3738]

That Obama impression 🤣

[@CatsMeowPaw]

Colbert's monologue is the highlight of my afternoon here in Australia.

[@Wedgetail14]

Same!

[@OzSpud72]

agree

[@mrhax4464]

It’s a nice way to keep abreast of american news, without being left with a sense of smothering apocalyptic doom.

[@lchapo5469]

Lucky you 🍀 Soaking up all the love from afar 🇦🇺

[@xs10086]

Which district of Sydney do you recommend to stay for a family trip?

[@cheri7054]

I watched all of Obams's speeches in GA and Wisconsin. They made me cry. Years that since Obama years our Country years gone to pot and I miss the days when Obama was our Prez. Best ever.

[@TheGrape1234]

years gone to pot?

[@drcowan3468]

Let's go Brandon!

[@fatimahjackson8272]

Absolutely best ever president!!

[@natalieharless1715]

Colbert on a roll, again!!!!!+😁😁😁👍👏❗

[@frzmck5900]

This should be recall "The Left Night Comedy Show😅🤣"

[@jackl4laughs]

I forgot how much I love Obama and his cadence while speaking, it's just calming.

[@kzimmerman5760]

Wolf in sheep's clothing You poor sheep

[@jackl4laughs]

@@kzimmerman5760 fyi, the fact you couldn't pass 1st grade means you're more likely to not see when you're blindly following an idiot like Trump. But if you think getting triggered at a comedy channel on KZbin because I prefer 8 years of a stable economy to a century of reliable republican recessions then that's your dumb choice...

[@drcowan3468]

That's how brainwashing works. Cadence is very important.

[@jackl4laughs]

@@drcowan3468 is that why you mentioned poop so much yesterday? Seems you have your own problems you should fix before you say others need help...

[@gigiarmany4332]

@@kzimmerman5760 happy extinction & replacement to you😁😁

[@oclaudiocaldeira]

I'm Brazilian and have been watching the Late Show on a daily basis since Colbert took over. It is a pleasure to make it into the monologue especially for beating fascism in a clean democratic way. Thanks mr. Colbert.

[@00SmileTime00]

Fascism has never, ever been beaten in a "clean, democratic way" Fascism has only ever been defeated through overwhelming force, and this is no exception. Look how many Bolsonaristas won down ballot races and you'll ser what I mean...

[@elfhighmage8240]

Congrats, but you better hunker down. Bolsonaro controls the military and has yet to concede. This could get real ugly for all of Brazil. Thoughts and prayers.

[@DaveGringo]

As an American who has enjoyed being in Brazil a few times in the past and has a Brazilian girlfriend, I agree with you!

[@00SmileTime00]

@@elfhighmage8240 His continued silence is very scary...

[@CloudsGirl7]

Congratulations on that, by the way. It gives me hope for my situation, here in America. While we now have a president far better and more respectable than... whatever the hell that thing was before, there are still horrible fascist powers literally seeking to enslave women as incubators, and you can see how that upsets me, being one of those women.

[@jeanbloom7513]

I hope Obama gets to see your imitation of him, Stephen. It was perfect and he'd love it!

[@freyatilly]

Brilliant. Laughed so loud.

[@Michaelkaydee]

I waited for that "hut" with bated breath 😄

[@adukabu]

I am waiting all night for this one, I thought it was not recorded tonight 😁

[@wtf1185]

Me too. I gave up and went to bed but couldn't fall asleep going over all the mock angry things I was going to comment, ending with: Who do you think you are, Johnny Carson? Finally got back up and there he was. I'm happy again. 🤣🤣😁

[@NuiYabuko]

@@wtf1185 Your nick fits your comment so well. lol

[@loranelizabeth9148]

Ah, thanks!! Needed those laughs!!

[@rjpittman4510]

The Quarterback Obama bit was great

[@Deckard-tw6jp]

I'm proud to say that I have not, nor will I ever look at Twitter, or Tic Tok, or 4Chan, or any of that crap.

[@rosalie4797]

I've only used Twitter to follow the fire departments for my area and where one of my kids lives. If I see even a hint of t-rump anything, I'll be finding another way to track any fires.

[@keithgriffiths9864]

Me too. I'm not even on Facebook.

[@samasoku]

Tiktok is ok once a week and for memes only

[@JohnSmith-pn2vl]

twitter is the first platform you can join now, since elon is a honest good genius person, not like all the rest.

[@user-dn4rx8ev3j]

🤣 the best Obama impression ever! That cheered me right up 😂 Have a fantastic day everyone, much love to all.

[@JKTravelsShow]

Had me dying. 🤣 Seen Colbert do a lot of Trump and Biden impressions. First time I've seen his Obama and it was gold, haha.

[@Kim-fy5xd]

I hope all app stores drop Twitter like they did truth social.

[@jonathanrio6587]

That was a missed joke opportunity for Brazilians. "My Pilau" If he would have only changed the "P" to a "B"!!!!!!! hahahahaha If you know, you know!

[@nadt5547]

Everyone......absolutely everyone, must delete twitter.

[@trm4life]

Colbert: "2 things 45 will never have over Obama, a crowd shouting how hot he is, and a wife that agrees" Me: Oh Snap!

[@LordsofMedia]

He has that every rally.

[@daftwerk567]

@@LordsofMedia you can't actually argue that 45 is anything but a mess of poor diet and no exercise. Dude literally looks like an orange cyst wearing a wig

[@davidhester6648]

Yeah I bet Obama does have that. He should have more rallys.

[@michaelgreenwood3413]

@@LordsofMedia The crowd, yes, the wife, no.

[@amyreynolds3619]

Love this.

[@juantubey]

It was a mistake watching this while drinking my morning coffee but I made it through... barely. 🤣🤣

[@Synathidy]

This was a great monologue.