A Chilling Portrait Of T****'s Attempt To Steal The Election By Weaponizing The DOJ

Today the Jan. 6th Committee painted a chilling and criminally insane portrait of the former president's attempt to steal the election by weaponizing the Department of Justice. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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[@auntiepha8343]

Daily Reminder: "Tonight, I say this to my Republican colleagues who are defending the indefensible - there will come a day when Donald Trump is gone, but your dishonor will remain." - 6/9/2022 Rep. Elizabeth Cheney (R) Wyoming

[@c.9231]

Love, love, love her!

[@Day-tm2pb]

Respect for sure! Honor and country should be a value they all defend above all. This is truly indefendible

[@jessetorres8738]

At this point any Republican or Trump supporter who claims to be a "patriot" or "pro-America" is a laughable yet dangerous contradiction.

[@mikebeam822]

Careful there, not ALL republicans, I am and have been a registered Republican and myself I have been repulsed by Trump since he came down that damned escalator. Nothing Trump has done has done anything to raise my opinion. In point of fact, any elected Republican individual who claimed there was election fraud should be stripped of their dignity and booted from office. Trump himself should damn well be prosecuted.

[@TheUluxian]

I thought that point was actually Jan 21, 2017..

[@TheDarkness1]

New reality show...put Trump on the crazy train with Ozzy. Which one of them can speak more clearly. Tune in and find out.

[@mitchmann1556]

the only ones who are pro America are Libertarians , the rest are fools

[@aggravatedprogressive7443]

Having been poisoned and smeared, can confirm

[@cyndysota]

Great way to show the American People the highlights of the J6 committee. Not everyone watches the committee but they do watch your show. Great service to our Country! Thank You! 🇺🇸✌🏼

[@lisameckel3196]

😘😘 ppl l

[@prissygardner3719]

Stephen was killing this monologue and I loved every second.

[@truthseeker92011]

Stephen is a freaking hack and a wimp.

[@op3129]

same (even 6 mo later)

[@shermanculbertson6244]

This country is doomed if Trump doesn’t go to prison after these hearings.

[@justjoy4239]

I bet he’s put on house arrest with a new piece jewelry on his ankle!

[@laurenecarter246]

He's had 2 impeachments slide off him like nothing happened. He's going to get a slap on the wrists and a "tsk tsk". It's so frustrating that he'll never understand consequences.

[@edwardmontoya50]

I have only my faith in karmic redemption. Though he wi never suffer legal consequences or see the inside of a jail, I know that the last few years of his life will be hell from a health standpoint. He will rot away in a hospital bed.

[@justjackie7272]

Deport him to Russia

[@wsconsn]

@@laurenecarter246 I doubt they’ll even bother with the slap or the ksk ksk.

[@ellasmommy9278]

What kind of horrifies me is after testimony both Rusty Bowers and Brad Raffensperger said they would vote for Trump in 2024 if he runs. What the hell is wrong with these people?

[@grmpEqweer]

Drank the Kool Aid. OH YEAH! ☹️

[@Art4ArtsSakeVideo]

It's frightening and appalling that their loyalty to the Republican party would trump (sorry) their previous loyalty to their oaths to the Constitution. How do they sleep at night??

[@joseville]

What!? For real?

[@veecee9497]

Greed. All they care about is money for their donors i.e. big oil, NRA, billionaires, etc. Also, how they can line their own pockets.

[@lornadoonefash2237]

They’re afraid of the mafia boss, DT

[@lordfraybin]

Whomever is writing your monologue? Deserves a raise. They've been crushing it.

[@LoudLin86]

WHAT A MONOLOGUE! So unfiltered, smart and funny 💜 Just the best writing and delivery!

[@nonyabizness.original]

"you guys may not be following the internet the way i do." -- sums up 98% of our trump infestation problem over the last 7 years.

[@kevinskiles2033]

He does his own research.

[@c.9231]

Can you believe those words came out of the mouth of the President of the U.S.?!! It's just so disturbing.

[@LiverpoolFan74]

I must admit I appreciate Stephen's discipline in NEVER saying T****'s name!!

[@jstnxprsn]

Lots of us do the same thing. I have not used TFG's name since Jan 6th.

[@KB-ke3fi]

It's because he'll get sued for slander and his lawyers know it.

[@hirozhen7475]

The only time I write his name is when I refer to his sycophants as trumpanzees. The old orangutan aka The Orange One Who Shall Not Be Named aka Cheeto Mussolini.

[@vanessawhitneypro]

I stopped using it when the creature & his fake bride came down that escalator... What a beast... I always called him a name that I made up... Herr Kombover...

[@lillianortega5172]

He said he's never going to say his name again and I love that I don't call him by his name either I called him Mister piece

[@AT-yz4eo]

This is straight up the spiciest, most South Carolinian verbal beat down I have ever seen you perform Mr. Colbert. Thank you for representing the state of SC. 843 Chucktown representation at it's finest!

[@alicialeal4049]

Well done writers of the tonight show, they deserve a Emmy award 🥇

[@karenshaub8273]

You mean, ANOTHER Emmy.

[@JPBrooksLive]

Lock. Him. Up.

[@tarmaque]

As much as I dislike Hillary, I never once thought she was overtly criminal. I think of her more as privileged incompetent, failing upwards with the support of her husband and the party machinery.

[@mrmockatoo6786]

Scammy Dufus jr - my first gut laugh of the day!

[@couragekarnga8735]

Hi. I hope you have a wonderful weekend!

[@Sloftus1031]

What a great name for DTJ. Love it

[@mrmockatoo6786]

@@couragekarnga8735 Well thank you. And I hope the same for you.

[@kylebritt1225]

Colbert avoids saying "Trump" because he doesn't want to dignify treasonous filth. Stormy Helsinki (Benedict Trump) is the low point of American politics which is not a high bar! 1

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

IKR

[@LWms517]

This is one of the best Stephen Colbert (genius) monologues!! So many to choose from but this one is AMAZING!!!

[@TheUnvarnishedTruth-]

Stephen is awesome again! And of course, so are his writers!

[@honnatti]

"... we'll call you when there's an oil spill" EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

[@TheDarkness1]

Apparently these Republicans are Asian fathers. Yooo no speak against me, yooo learn math....do it! Do math! If not, you shame to famry.

[@MonkeyJedi99]

@@TheDarkness1 Eat your Beijing corn, or I will send you to Jesus!

[@simongiles9749]

I suspect Clarke would be on the side of the oil company trying to claim that they did nothing wrong.

[@joannepackus5736]

These guys are coming up with some great one liners. Loved that one!

[@zesty9815]

13:20 ... _“How about you go back to your office and we'll call you when there's an oil spill.”_ Good one! But there must be more “graphic content & explicit language” per the on-screen warning.

[@MinhSen11]

Unfortunately, his supporters are not following the hearings. It's heartbreaking.

[@georgepinger1958]

Bogus hearing made up of hand picked democrats and not a jury of your peers. You must be very happy with Biden, our country is in the worst shape in history thanks to this clown

[@rtqii]

There is nothing for them to see there. They took red hot irons and inserted them into their eyes... It's pretty deliberate blindness.

[@TheDarkness1]

Republicans are trying to play whack a mole but don't understand they are the moles that keep popping up in places they shouldn't be.

[@bkm2797]

Were you over on Trevor's channel, because Jordan did a great job interviewing these sad misguided people.

[@georgepinger1958]

@@bkm2797 funny 75% of Americans are totally dissatisfied with the current administration. Just the other 25% idiots that believe this witch humt

[@InterestedCitizen]

The Law and Order piece is magnificent.👍

[@hm93654]

Love, love, love Stephen Colbert !!!!

[@Opus313]

Bravo to the Jan 6th committee. Methodically laying out evidence and testimony that makes it increasingly difficult for people like Tucker to shine this turd...

[@Jaina1971]

Tucker is a professional Trump fluffer. Polishing turds is just a hobby

[@Anura734]

What evidence?

[@KB-ke3fi]

Let's just call it the "Colbert 7" who all got a free pass for trespassing the Capitol, twice.

[@JohnSmith-pg9ns]

trump for prison 👍

[@gamepapa1211]

Testimonies and evidences won't do jack for the poorly educated. Take a look at the MAGAts that floods this comments section: deflection, denial, and whataboutism everywhere.

[@edwardmontoya50]

Are we ever going to be free of these traitors' insanity?

[@jonadam9740]

Do you like Trumps $1.70 gas, or Joe Biden's $7.00 gas? Trumps peace in Ukraine, or Bidens\Obama war in Ukraine? Trumps 1.4% inflation, or Biden's 15-36% inflation? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 THINK STUPID

[@robinfletcher6718]

Preserving America's sanity one super smart joke at a time! Thank you!!!!!!!!

[@johannesnicolaas]

Stephen you are doing such a good job, I am a Dutchman and everyday I follow your video's. Just to keep sane. In the fight against the fascist tactics of big Orange.

[@kingayy9267]

"Big Orange" is a great way to refer to that walking mistake!

[@stephenrickstrew7237]

Like a horror movie that just keeps on happening…

[@KB-ke3fi]

Colbert is a horror show for sure.

[@couragekarnga8735]

It's a horrifying mix of Idiocracy and Groundhog Day.

[@grmpEqweer]

That was the Trump presidency. Never knowing what that maniac would do next.

[@intomnia3313]

Give Jordan klepper’s discussion w/ trump fans in Mississippi. People just find a way to believe.

[@rlquest5761]

@@KB-ke3fi and yet you just cannot stop watching huh? Your gluttony for punishment is a horror show, bruh 👏

[@NewMessage]

Barr stayed on that train a good 4 stops after he saw where it was going. He only got off when he saw the tracks stopped at a cliff.

[@dannykumite]

While I'm glad Barr and Pence spoke out at the right moment, I agree with you, they did so for self preservation more than heroism. Nonetheless, I'll take it.

[@keithjones9546]

👆 THIS 👆

[@spicyirwin5835]

Barr was trump's atty not USA'S.

[@williamlouie569]

Barr should have stay on and over the cliff. He had to take responsibility for his actions. But excused himself in last moment.

[@nunyabizz7890]

donald trump is a Traitor to the United States of America, which is punishable by Death !!!

[@dawnstanley1733]

The writers here are top notch!! Love you Stephen.

[@Semmster]

Stephens's skills are off the charts.

[@alinchitown7556]

The “Night Before Christmas” parody was brilliant. 😂😂😂

[@couragekarnga8735]

Whoever the writers are, they should all get a raise.

[@zach367]

Came here to say the same thing 🤣

[@jwilk5606]

Third. That should be for the holiday special

[@susanfarley1332]

I just want more of it

[@irenemax3574]

Yes, must listen again and transcribe.

[@eroraf8637]

Can we get a full version of that “Night Before Christmas” parody? That first stanza flowed remarkably well.

[@thebrightest1230]

Agreed! It was so good. Please!!

[@lionessbynature8007]

That was fire. Stephen Colbert has flow.

[@notcherbidness501]

i thought it was lame

[@clarafedde8674]

Might be in time for Christmas for the story having a happy ending with the lovely #45 being behind bars. Fingers crossed.

[@clarafedde8674]

@Thomas Paine don't tell us troll. Tell your local government. 1600 penn ave. They can help

[@Foetoid2k6]

This is Colberts best monologue, calling it

[@thomasfisher8304]

One of your best monologues Mr. Colbert, one of your best!

[@annbriscese474]

It keeps getting scarier! Thank you Mr. Colbert for providing us with your wit and humor to lighten the gravity of the J 6 proceedings.

[@democracymeansdcstatehood3606]

Are you spending any time helping organize against the fascist movement? Or just laughing about it

[@jonadam9740]

No one cares about Jan 6th! That's why they cancelled it..lol It's actually making Independents and Democrats RUN to the Republicans. Lol. That and the 10 instances of insurrection FEMOCRATS HAVE COMMITTED THIS WEEK . LOL. EVEN COLBERTS STAFF COMMITTED INSURRECTION! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😘😘😘😘😘

[@wattj60]

They and u must b from another planet bc there is no weight in their verbal vomit to have any effect with gravity here on earth

[@foppishdilletaunt9911]

Clarke being forced to stand outside his house in his pyjamas in the predawn chill whilst the FBI tossed it - Schadenfreudegasm !

[@joannepackus5736]

Maybe Saturday Night Live will to the skit. 😄

[@monicaingram2970]

Where is the photo?

[@karensmith1158]

Although I appreciate the humor inspired by this horrible time in the United States history, it's become similar to laughing with disbelief when realizing that your life boat has a hole and no oars. Terrified laughter of disbelief.

[@curtissewell4281]

Wow it's getting very difficult to believe that Rudy Giuliani was once actually the major of one of the most well known cities in the world.

[@jalabi99]

"Here's some guy claiming some thing by someone" - the years between 2016 and 2021 in a nutshell

[@karrithebestlira3085]

The hearings are absolutely riveting, a well produced damming account of traitorous treachery

[@antionettewilson4250]

Yes, they have definitely blown the roof off as promised...

[@istvansipos9940]

it is about a crime. When trump did that... thing. You know, when you do some sh!t against your own country. Sigh... The exact legal term eludes me know. For some irrelevan Treason. (Colbert - paraphrased)

[@shlepmessing8703]

Riveting to whom... you unemployed welfare rats watching at home? The rest of us are busy working.

[@wattj60]

@C C Ur a damn fool

[@wattj60]

@@antionettewilson4250 hahaha, the only promise made here is a last-ditch effort to try to save the democrat party from total inhalation

[@cathycotton9635]

Brilliant! Just brilliant!!! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

[@adrianah325]

I’ll say THIS WAS ONE OF THE BEST MONOLOGUE I HAVE WATCHED FOR COLBERT 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #bestdelivered

[@RansomBallard]

Scammy Doofus Jr LOL that is a good one.

[@donnavorce8856]

Keep hammering on all this Stephen. America hasn't heard enough about it all yet. Thanks for keeping this FRONT ROW AND CENTER. We need indictments, trials, and consequences for this near disaster inflicted on the nation. DOJ? You listening? Merrick Garland? YOU listening? Get to work.

[@thebagelsproductions]

Well said

[@petamorrantactoruk95]

Genius Mr Colbert 😂🤣💖😍

[@sharonpeterson896]

His best monologue ever!!! Thanks Stephen!

[@kimclarke5018]

“As thin and as fake as the president’s hair”. Bah hahahaha 😂🤣😂🤣

[@KB-ke3fi]

Biden stole the election.

[@steve8803]

@Kim Clarke Yep, Biden has has several hair transplants.

[@c.9231]

I loved that one!

[@lenawagenfuehr53]

It's about time! That hair on a so-called billionaire? I don't think so!

[@earlenellanderman9489]

HILARIOUS

[@IvanMartinez-ox2jw]

Historians are going to have a field day with this one ☝️😂🤣🤣🤣

[@Inamichan]

I never though I’d say this but I’d love to experience this by reading it in a textbook. That’d be WILD

[@TheKnives777]

Calling Trump "Mr. president" is like calling a diaper a sanitary napkin.

[@ErnestLauzon]

Here, here.

[@808bigisland]

Thx to your writers! What a team effort!

[@lionessbynature8007]

This monolouge is on fire. Stephen Colbert showed absolutely no mercy. Just one after another.

[@couragekarnga8735]

These treasonous jacks deserve no mercy, either from the law or history.

[@steve8803]

Colbert is an insurrectionist.

[@johndow7689]

@@couragekarnga8735 Ok Sensei Kreese

[@rumpvirus7393]

History predicted it. The first man to invent fire even said this monolithic log is on fire... Mmmm Fire goooooood.

[@prettypinned]

Democrats and Colbert support human traffickers, drug smugglers, and pedophiles through their border policies. His office committed a raid on the capital and all including him should be held accountable. The Jan 6 committee is just a hand-picked banana republic anti-American, anti--Trump committee put together to blame Trump and overlook any evidence of Pelosi, the FBI, and antifa having anything to do with raiding the capital.

[@illssolution5720]

LMAO! One of THE BEST monologues EVER!

[@c.9231]

Agreed!

[@josepeka1189]

Humour and seriousness+++ love your show Stephen. Jose from Melbourne Australia

[@HRHDMKYT]

Oh, this was Stephen at his FINEST!!! So many quick-witted comebacks, all right on the money!

[@joseville]

My favorite part of this hearing (day 5) was when Rosen, Donoghue, and Engel described how they laid into Clark and finally were able to convince T***** not to install Clark as head of DOJ.

[@jameswilker1774]

Really weird. Normal behavior would be to latch onto the next Republican and claim he is the greatest person ever. Just a weird hill to die on for so many that will be alive when this near coup destroyed democracy shows up in history text books. Also the longer they hang onto Trump the longer they stunt the Republican growth in the future. Sure the Republicans take the house but that probably guarantees a Democrat Presidential victory 2024 as some need reminding of how bad The Grand Ole Party has become

[@peggyking9543]

This. Only topped by Mr. Clark outside in his jammies.

[@JadeStone00]

Missed joke opportunity: "I hear the brownshirts here *are to die for.*

[@furiousapplesack]

Halfway through the sentence I was so certain that was going to be the line that I'm convinced he may have flubbed it. Still, a really good monologue overall.

[@christiangauthier727]

Oh man! This is pure bliss! Colbert's ON FIRE! It just gets better & better, sweeter as the video goes on! At 6m45, I thought it was over since I already had received a quadruple dose of the usual hilarity!

[@titichartay7216]

Oh thank you so much for the conspiracy/riot dance moves ! Gave me a much needed laugh as did the rest of the monologue.

[@tatalao122]

Hahahahahaha This is one of the best monologue ever! Thank you Stephen Colbert for making my day! hahahaha More power to you and hope your team will not get arrested again! hahaha Love from Philippines.

[@JackycClark]

Getting briefly arrested is just a gift to the Colbert Show . Free publicity and and righteous anger . All t***** money (deluded Americans money) can't beat that .

[@wattj60]

If he makes ur day u must b near brain dead

[@davidconnell1959]

Stephen & his writers are on fire

[@democracymeansdcstatehood3606]

While right wing capitalist democratic leadership is not

[@cindyd2963]

They really are

[@brianeleighton]

For real. To come up with the line, "Go hump a redwood you shaved Lorax" is genius. He really DOES look like a shaved Lorax 😂😂

[@colleen3107]

Yes they are, but you have to admit T****’s cohorts basically gave them the material. Which is truly scary when you realize these people were in charge of our country.

[@ericahunter3893]

they're prostitutes who just wrote propaganda

[@charleyview-qm9vx]

This is equal to a Johnny Carson Skit.. Straight up Great.

[@dr.ginamosergolub]

Great show, Steve. Love your creativity and brilliance. Thanks.

[@batgurrl]

Stephen is in fire with this monologue. One zinger after another. The poem was priceless.

[@saythankyou111]

Really…we’re watching the same show,right….

[@seinfeld714]

Oh man biden fell down again its time for him to go

[@papichulo5465]

His writers were on fire you mean, and no. It was corny.

[@CopingwithGrattitude]

I loved it, he was hilarious as usual-but more so!

[@MrThe1234guy]

Steven is horrible

[@justjoy4239]

Vote everyone

[@Gambit2483]

💪💙

[@sandykoch2103]

Thank God for Colbert!! If I didn’t have these videos to watch at night before bed I’d be having horrible nightmares about the day…and the day before…and the day before that…. Every freaking day there are more horrendous things coming out of the republican party.

[@RobSchofield]

THE ZIPTIE DANCE! Yet another Broadway-busting dance craze has just been unleashed!

[@VictorSinclair]

Brilliant. Best monologue ever. Kudos to the show's writers and producers. 💥💥💥💥💥

[@empower.1982]

Are you taking the piss???

[@nunyabizz7890]

donald trump is a Traitor to the United States of America, which is punishable by Death !!!

[@stratocasterblue]

GO TRUMP1111

[@Ironraven001]

@@stratocasterblue I agree. Go to jail Trump. Directly to jail.

[@wattj60]

I'm a musician too but this is trash talk. I don't think I'd like ur music if u like this monologue

[@DustyJones1997BGCL]

The day we see that Orange Man In handcuffs is the day we're going to cry clap and celebrate.

[@tarmaque]

I cried when I celebrated and got the clap. There may have been handcuffs involved too. (Word order matters.)

[@miramihic9573]

and we will ask for that day to be national holiday :-)

[@karenbelford2559]

I just love this skit. I’ve watched this so many times and my friends love it as well we love you thank you for and keep on coming with it

[@arthurmartin4616]

Anyone that stands for the truth deserves at least some respect.

[@stefanhoimes]

The best part was when Kinzinger slipped and said "conspiracy _shit_ theories".

[@KB-ke3fi]

Kinzinger is a woman.

[@grmpEqweer]

Kinzinger may be hella conservative, but I kinda like him.

[@JT-nj5ou]

I totally don’t think it was a slip.

[@maribelcaudillo258]

he he he!

[@prettypinned]

That's because the stupid banana republic fake nearing is a stupid shit conspiracy theory. They are trying to cover up that the raid was set up by Pelosi and blame Trump. Pence was part of it too.

[@MR-mz3zw]

The Law & Order bit was hilarious and a perfect summary of all this

[@julioperez1850]

That's the repuglikkkan party in a nutshell!

[@Junksaint]

Republicans only want law and order on their terms.

[@bobf5360]

I love Colbert but I'm starting to feel like just making jokes about Jan6 is starting to normalize one of, if not the worst day in our democracy. We have literally thousands of people willing to commit treason to take over the country, lead by a pathologically narcissistic grifter, enabled by sycophantic congressional representatives willing to do anything to stay in power. This is not normal people. We cannot let this become normal.

[@dannypomeroy9255]

The Flin Flan Man of a Dermacace to say I really belive the Alection was stolen or fraud n what's his evidence in stolen Alection was his white house staff informed him Covide19 shutdown is his biggest challenge in reelection to presidency was all obscure by one Driving Factor in his hiding anything to convince Americans in nothing to do with his submission in Defeat n yes he had a very good understanding he would more n likely lose to Biden so hence the Maga King Ralleys of Lieing around Alection fraud because it was the millions made in swindling Americans period on join my fight in America First Fubar Lieing show to save America N it's all the Democrats fault is most common excuses play against Americans today it's nothing of facts around Donald Trump it's all about Devideing Americans at any costs N Alection was stolen n Making hundreds of millions n The Flin Flan Man of Lies n ZZZNATION SHADOW of Fox exploited false facts of Fubar

[@amydennison2910]

Or RepubliCONS.🤣😉😒🥺 I can't help but to associate "Cons" w/ the corrupt right, every time I hear anything they say or do.🤔🧐🤑 But your appropriate changes to their name ⬆️ is quite fitting as well. It too, describes their party perfectly!💯 🤡 💯

[@lauralspilman5836]

Stephen's writers are genius. His delivery brilliant!

[@eric2500]

3:25...TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE.....sick sick sick sick, and perfect!

[@gelsol]

I love how Kinzinger wanted to say "conspiracy shit," but caught himself.

[@russellcampbell9198]

Yeah, I caught that too.

[@coleengoodell7523]

🤣

[@kurisensei]

I thought that too but I think he was just thinking of the word 'show', which he said afterwards

[@rlquest5761]

Yep

[@prestontucker1687]

Thought it was "shown." Yours sounds better though.

[@arod700]

Stephen has the best writers, no question!

[@kayobrien1294]

He does have the best liars, no question about it!!

[@lesliechow6866]

straight from the DNC

[@wattj60]

the best for destroying what American's really need, TRUTH!

[@radiogoodguy6287]

Great monologue Steve. Loved the Italian Satellite system bit! 🍕

[@Stargazer-eq2gl]

The poem? Priceless!

[@breal7277]

And the award goes to...the writer(s) of today's monologue. Well done!✒️

[@wattj60]

U mean the "wrongers"

[@tanyasharadamba1264]

"Dobby the house lawyer..."🚫🧙🏼‍♂️🤣

[@LadyMoonsparrow]

That has to be my favorite line! This monologue was gold!

[@coryjohnson9728]

I think this is the funniest clip I've seen in the Colbert era of The Late Show.

[@Henry_Little]

"Scammy - Dufous - Jr..." PRICELESS ❣️😆😆😆😆😆

[@gma6886]

Stephen, you and your team are awesome!

[@prettypinned]

They are pedophiles and terrorists. They need to be held accountable.

[@AlexFoster2291]

You can tell Stephen misses Jon Batiste when he sort of expects music when he starts dancing off the cuff.

[@davidweyant9356]

What happened to Jon Batista? I missed a few episodes.

[@joyrisher8841]

@@davidweyant9356 He's taking time off to spend with his wife, I think. She has cancer.

[@kathylewis2484]

I think she tested positive for covid as well as the cancer .

[@davidweyant9356]

@@joyrisher8841 Thanks Joy. I hope his wife gets well and he should spend quality time with her.

[@davidweyant9356]

@@kathylewis2484 That's even worse. Thanks Kathy.

[@lonestarlaurel8620]

Omg SC, you’ve outdone yourself, again!!! Give your writers another bonus. Lolllll SAVED, for posterity. Haw’aa

[@jesusromero7079]

The writers of Steven Colbert are geniuses while Steven delivers it magically perfectly for us to all laugh

[@TheWeirdTalesPodcast]

The thing I appreciate the most about Stephen Colbert is that when he's holding an imaginary object in his hand, he always- ALWAYS- puts it away. It doesn't disappear- he puts it away or hands it off. I do that too. Sign of a good actor. Follow through. Well done, Mr. Colbert.

[@harambeegardens8705]

Always.

[@joseville]

Object work

[@onlythefireborn]

His background in improv (at Second City) shows.

[@edwardmontoya50]

It's good for relieving audience anxiety.

[@CircusFoxxo]

His pantomime skills are on point in general

[@Matriarch57]

I only wish I could process my anger like Stephen can. I bet when the show’s over he’s exhausted.

[@alycekollmer1056]

Love, love ❤️ more than “we’ll call you when there’s an oil spill,” needs to be added to archives! For best one liner!

[@hansstromberg5330]

A marvellous summing-up, if there ever was one. One could say it was a nail in the coffin. Hans Strömberg, Sweden

[@chrisl7902]

Man this cheered me up this morning. As depressing as the whole sad, sordid shitshow of *****’s attempted coup is, I am glad that we have the likes of Mr Colbert. I just hope the hearings lead to convictions.

[@Michael-tl2yj]

Your being brainwashed to believe in smoke n mirrors while you are being stripped of all RIGHTS AND AMERICAN VALUES

[@TruthOverFear21]

Many of us with common sense feel your same hopes.

[@dedhampster4730]

Same. It galled me when Trump was impeached but not convicted. His own party members in congress said he was guilty at the podium but said they wouldnt vite to remove him because of party loyalty.

[@Aaackermann]

I honestly highly doubt Trump will be convicted. Someone might get convicteted but not Donald "Teflon" Trump unfortunatelly.

[@Michael-tl2yj]

@@dedhampster4730 he did nothing wrong that's why he wasn't impeached, NOW JOE BIDEN ON THE OTHER HAND ADMITTED TO COMMITTING QUID PRO QUO ON VIDEO, DROP THE MIC

[@BigLar56321]

So good. Stephen just nails the crazies in the most entertaining ways. How they pull this together so quickly and smoothly night after night I don’t know.

[@couragekarnga8735]

A shit ton of talent.

[@christopherlong5405]

Great Emmy award winning writers

[@mimiboucher5701]

smart funny college new grad with newer brains than mine and they care/ LOVE their job and work for an awesome employer...

[@CjJohns1776]

You seriously can't be this ignorant

[@jhsanders8359]

So much source material to choose from! Thanks to the never ending criminality of the GOP!

[@luciamiller1555]

One of his best monologues EVER. Had me roaring multiple times. 😂❤

[@user-yy4jo9pk2b]

Love the LAW & ORDER redo and night before Christmas 🎅 poem!😂

[@maribelcaudillo258]

Mr. Colbert, your writing staff is great, but the way you act and deliver those jokes is OUSTANDING! You deserve a OSCAR!

[@kathypiazza4567]

Definitely Emmy’s!

[@lancewedor5306]

Oscars are awarded for filmwork. Coilbert has won Emmys and Peabodys. He deserves a raise!

[@martinandersson9712]

Oscar = 100% failure, who want to be associated with that?

[@jcoopes5604]

I miss the little sound effect from Jon when he puts thing away!

[@sirjeffreyclaude]

Oh damn it, he says "I told Jeff , why don't you go back to your office and we'll call you when there's an oil spill".

[@ngozionyeyiri8094]

Thank you very much your program that made me to listen to any thing in the media today, it has been bad news all through today keep it up

[@spinthis56]

*This is GOLDEN!*

[@orlandoblake5012]

Thanks Steven!!! You rocked tonight. You always make me laugh.

[@prettypinned]

Democrats and Colbert support human traffickers, drug smugglers, and pedophiles through their border policies. His office committed a raid on the capital and all including him should be held accountable. The Jan 6 committee is just a hand-picked banana republic anti-American, anti--Trump committee put together to blame Trump and overlook any evidence of Pelosi, the FBI, and antifa having anything to do with raiding the capital.

[@billross7245]

The 3 DOJ guys had some great zingers. I liked the one where they referred to Clark's letter as a murder-suicide pact.

[@billschipper1718]

I agree the murder- suicide pack line is hilarious.

[@JLB0880]

When they said tramp could barely comprehend layman’s terms.

[@htklun]

Oh to be a fly on the wall when Richard Donoghue dropped this line, "why don't you go back to your office, and we'll call you when there's an oil spill". LOL

[@jackiezebro9546]

It's because Trump has that big brain. 😄

[@RustOnWheels]

@@jackiezebro9546 big head filled with water and a little bit of brain like substance 😅

[@TedWilliamsIII]

That choreography section was hilarious! KZbin needs a "love" button.

[@aidenbagshaw5573]

Reading/watching the news is like being stabbed in the gut with a rusty flagpole, but watching Stephen Colbert is like having your torso anesthetised, and being on LOADS of nitrous while it happens.