My absolute favorite Um, Actually moment of all time

From: • Tournament of Champion...

[@KoraWade]

Just so new people know, Ally is non-binary and goes by They/Them, and please don't be pissed off and surprised when actual viewers of the show correct you on that.

[@Kuon]

Um, actually

[@dokdirge]

I hope you and whatever that is youre referring to live a long life. Just so you can look back on how incredibly moronic you sound when you talk about dumb CURRENT YEAR tripe. Youre not going to feel the same when youre 50, and neither is she. I dont know how Tumblr became real life, but I hope to Zod it ends and soon.

[@agaga5886]

@@Kuon ackshually

[@alanfish91]

Thank you!

[@battlebeard2041]

@@dokdirgeI hope you live long enough to learn the difference between a trope and a tripe, the latter being animal intestines. Just notion here: Have you ever heard of a couple splitting up after decades of marriage and children because one of them was privately harboring homosexual, bisexual, transexual, etc feelings? What’s that? Literally hundreds of times, with both famous and mundane people and sometimes publicized? Huh. Interesting. Almost like people have had the same sort of feelings for thousands of years and we’re just now realizing that it’s much less hassle to be honest about it up front rather than live a lie until you break. Ya doofus.

[@colorblindcamo7270]

"what?" "Hm?" is somehow the most relatable exchange of dialogue I have ever heard!

[@cryofpaine]

My mom teases me about it. I'll say "huh", which she knows means to give me a minute because I heard you perfectly well, but my brain needs to shift gears and process a response.

[@starrmont4981]

@@cryofpaine Glad you have people that understand it. Everyone just assumes I'm deaf or stupid when I ask them to repeat things.

[@ggmann13]

@@starrmont4981 lol so you correct them "hey I am not deaf, I am just stupid." My grandma does the same thing. Anything I ask her she says "what" or "huh" and I'll just be like nvm and then she'll answer me. Other people do it too, I guess it is like some form of your brain acknowledging a person is speaking before you have actually thought up any response idk, but it does make the other person think you're hard or hearing or an ass hahah

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@ggmann13 Nah it’s an audio processing issue, it’s not being stupid

[@ggmann13]

@@DeathnoteBB yeah it was a joke. But like if you think of the brain as a computer. Say someone's computer has an audio processing issue, they would want to turn it in to get fixed or throw it out and get another computer. They might even get frustrated with their computer every now and then so they could say something like "man this stupid computer" Ha oh yeah and of course the person they were talking to would look at em and go "huh?"

[@tmzFRM]

Ally found a way to roll a nat 20 without a die.

[@barfolomew_ctr6373]

Um actually there are clearly 21 sides to that die

[@TheStealthyPyro]

@@barfolomew_ctr6373 no there's not

[@huber7777]

@@TheStealthyPyro The die behind Trapp's head is 21 sided. All the props on the Um Actually set are wrong in some way.

[@TheStealthyPyro]

@@huber7777 ahhh I see haha neat bit of detail!

[@fenixmeaney6170]

And then somehow drop the QUESTION off the table

[@bleu_capsicum]

I just love it when Ally does that little "mmh?" as a reaction.

[@devenseltzer6618]

they do it in dimension 20 all the time and it’s funny every single time. i think maybe they’re just one of the funniest people ever

[@extremelylongwords]

Right after they say something wild in the most nonchalant voice

[@cynthiacat]

same, ever since watching ally on dropout ive been doing it irl to ppl too 😭 it’s so fun

[@Lucifersfursona]

Classic nb _”heh?”_

[@ylloh2275]

have picked it up and started doing it irl and have to say its the most fun

[@marinemanaphy101]

Ally saying “No, it’s 3:30 now” when asked if they want a point while looking at a wrist that does not have a watch is just a perfect conclusion

[@minhuang8848]

I also recommend telling people "I can't, I still have to drive" in completely unrelated situations "You gotta watch that movie [but it features Jared Leto]" - "Oh, I can't, still gotta drive"

[@lessthanthreeswami]

Is this Ally's "IT'S 3AM IN A WAREHOUSE" origin story?!?!?! (Kidding.)

[@kashino55archive94]

Especially with the way they have to double-check that they read it correctly

[@easytherecowboy6978]

@@minhuang8848 I'm gonna do that now, with the added caveat that I don't even have a license.

[@GlennBRust]

Was this the week Ally came in drunk to work every day for Total Forgiveness, or is this just how they are? Truly impossible to tell, and honestly, that's what's beautiful about their role in every show.

[@sunspot5118]

Judging by their hair color that seems possible

[@GlennBRust]

@@sunspot5118 That's exactly why I started wondering this.

[@darrienjones8917]

Ally is like that person who shows up high to everything but they are so fucking funny that you just roll with it.

[@kittycake713]

That would make total sense 😂

[@KET4UPMAN]

Who's Ally anyway?

[@alanfish91]

"I came into this room ready to spearfish" As someone whose name is Fish, I feel both threatened and intrigued.

[@lenonel3286]

Imagine how the kid named This Room felt

[@alanfish91]

@@lenonel3286 goodness, the thought never occurred to me!

[@oldeboghag]

any relation?

[@alanfish91]

@@oldeboghag Quite possibly

[@oldeboghag]

@@alanfish91 you might have a relative who's been on um actually, then :)

[@HellowThar]

"Do you want a point?" Brennan 100 miles away: "I sense a great disturbance in the force"

[@ryanheld104]

Um actually, Brennan was the question writer for the show at the time, so he wouldn't have been 100 miles away. He would have been on site.

[@matiassanchez1362]

I love how Ally just brings chaotic neutral energy to wherever they go

[@matiassanchez1362]

@@oz_jones No 💀 In case you aren't a bigot and just don't have updated information, I let you know that Ally transitioned and is a trans masculine person going by they/them pronouns

[@taterthepenguin]

@@oz_jones found the cuck

[@jadonbaldwin8365]

@@matiassanchez1362 dude. You don’t have to be aggressive lmao. It’s good to stick up for people but also don’t be a dick, especially if you don’t know if they’re being a jerk or if they just don’t have “updated information”. It’s okay to give people the benefit of the doubt, and I’d even say it’s better to.

[@matiassanchez1362]

@@jadonbaldwin8365 i literally explained it to them "in case they aren't a bigot and just don't have updated information". Like, I literally gave them the benefit of the doubt

[@gabrielbarron7667]

@@oz_jones saying they isnt ever grammatically incorrect even if they didnt identify with they/them.

[@justinbuergi9867]

I want a compilation of just people throwing in completely random guesses and getting it right

[@hoodiesticks]

That's, like, a solid 60% of the show, right there.

[@wearethebomb42]

I still fuckin love the clip of Erika guessing the Lego Batman Movie of all things, just that shout they make of shock/celebration

[@justinbuergi9867]

@@wearethebomb42 for me it’s iffy guessing that the combat system of a game he’d never heard of was called Bunn-Fu

[@TheKrou]

Like that one time Gus guessed the beholder who ran the Laughing Beholder was named Large Luigi and not Massive Mario, when he was just trying to be funny

[@justinbuergi9867]

@@TheKrou that’s one of my favorites!

[@twelvefootnine]

Ally's exasperated "It's 3 am and we're in a warehouse in Los Angeles!" is probably my favorite running gag in Dropout/Dimension 20.

[@meganmarch8769]

"do you want a point?" "No, it's 3:30 now" So fuckin underrated lmfao

[@karankedia8223]

I don't understand:( or is there nothing to understand, it's just absurd?

[@hashiispep]

@@karankedia8223 it's as if trapp's offering food to them too late in the day :))))

[@Brasswatchman]

(looks at her wrist, is not wearing a watch)

[@themug406]

​@@BrasswatchmanAlmost like she was just making a joke

[@hotelmario510]

On character creation, Ally poured all of their stats into charisma and luck at the expense of everything else.

[@lrizzard]

lol thats so spot on 😂

[@methyod]

objectively correct way to play new vegas tbh

[@brandonwei2430]

I was gonna say how Gutz could easily have given it to Ally, but as he is a nerd it would be physically impossible for any nerd to give anyone anything if they knew a trivia answer.

[@alphabetbeer]

Right? The whole point of the game show is being pedantic about bullshit nerd minutiae, truly there was no better way to end this bit

[@chrishei3111]

HAHAHAHAH SO MANY SEPERATE BITS IN A ROW, like the "huh? i didnt hear you?" and the checking a wrist watch without one on, with jokes GALORE

[@kazeboiii]

Ally Beardsley coming in with their usual chaotic neutral energy. I cannot be alone in thinking the way they roll their eyes so casually in this dialogue is absolutely iconic. The, “Mmh?” response, too-gets me every time. They know what they are doing lmao Easily one of the funniest people alive today, in a room full of enablers. I love the whole cast, truly, but Ally has earned a special place in my heart

[@glitchboard9452]

Ally, Brennan, and Zach are the power trio. If any of them ever show up in literally anything I know it will be one of my favorite episodes of whatever it is.

[@Alex-fc8xn]

​@@glitchboard9452 Lou is great, too. "Please let me win"

[@kazeboiii]

@@Alex-fc8xn God, I love Lou Wilson! That man can really deliver some hard hitting one-liners-hitting emotional beats that make you oscillate between laughing & crying all in the span of minutes

[@samclark5156]

Their ability to just stumble into the correct answer, without being correct enough, is classic Ally. A true icon

[@candyh4284]

This has become one of my favorite bits to do because of that motherfucker, it's so easy to pull off, it's at nobody's expense, it's very typically unexpected, and it's just all around fun. *You ask a starting question or making a statement* *Someone asks a question back, usually in clarification* "Hmm?"

[@zuzanabartekova4823]

Ally just starts asking questions as if this is D20 and they're trying to solve a puzzle DM Trapp gave them

[@zoinkscoobs73]

i just watched this episode and replayed this part endlessly because i love the “what?” “hm?” and how they all giggle after it’s the funniest

[@sybariticcupboardrat3763]

I love that in a game made by nerds for nerds, Trapp says 'you fucking nerds' aggressively into the camera. It's a nerd eat nerd world.

[@Iyannah15]

Ally’s default “Hm?” Is always the best

[@thomasmanley9118]

Love the running Ally bit of just saying it's 3:30

[@youeatshowieategg]

As a British person, with no knowledge of superheroes, this was such a weird viewing experience. I understand what each individual word means, but they're arranged in an order that is completely incomprehensible.

[@theRandy712]

As an American I am with you

[@e1221]

As a canadian i agree

[@writingramm4790]

As a german i third this notion

[@davidtormsen8004]

Ah yes Mxyzptlk I know that word...but the context eludes me

[@croisaor2308]

I felt like I was having a stroke watching this. I have no clue what anyone was saying.

[@BenVelebir]

So what I think happened is Ally misheard when he said "Kitchy" and their brain fused it with Luncheonette and couldn't remember which one it was called the rest of the exchange.

[@flask223]

They

[@BenVelebir]

@@flask223 Forgot, fixed it thanks!

[@SanderGoldman]

The Beardsley "hmm?" is probably one of the funniest and most efficient repeated bits in comedy this decade. No words and it kills every single time they do it. Pure gold

[@nicholashurrell3257]

This makes me so excited for future appearances of the DnDads crew on Dropout, because the possibility of Ally’s energy meeting Beth’s gives me hope for a brighter future

[@acetraineraster5171]

I love Ally so freaking much. Their energy is truly unmatched; the level of chaos they bring is on par with Brennan, but their chaos is a different type of chaos than Brennan's and I absolutely love that

[@devenseltzer6618]

brennan is like, lawful chaotic? like his brand of shenanigans comes from a place of like “how far can i take this while staying within these limits?”. whereas ally is i think just pure chaos, they bring such a fun energy in every show i’ve seen them in. it’s wild though that for as chaotic as ally is, emily axford has done and said things in d20 that were truly so wild even ally was amazed by it

[@jake0749]

She's more like annoying person TBH

[@Gigatless]

this is my Kingdom Come

[@chrisshimizu308]

i love that ally “100% pure jock” beardsley was asked to be on this show. like with how much they razz brennan about being a nerd, i’d be surprised if they got any points

[@dragonfire7354]

If I remember right, they don't. The final question was probably supposed to be an easy answer for them but instead Ally blew it and gave terrible health advice.

[@empressredbird]

I wonder if Ally could've actually gotten that point if they'd said yes

[@charlesbronson2926]

They definitely would have got one.

[@insertcheesypunhere]

ally beardsley and julia lepetit from drawfee give remarkably similar energies, albeit different mediums of expressing those energies

[@hats4pigeons132]

They need Ally as a guest on Drawfee

[@insertcheesypunhere]

@@hats4pigeons132 that would be chaotic. i feel like the episode would have "you know this guy? nasty" vibes. they would be like two dvd logos bouncing around each other, with poor jacob trying to herd these damn cats. and karina would just be trying to get them to bounce into corners.

[@hats4pigeons132]

insert cheesy pun here YES! It would be iconic!

[@f4d4]

god that would be unstoppable force vs. unstoppable force i think that would be the most chaotic unhinged nonsensical episode to date. i need kt

[@niquipseudonym5048]

@@hats4pigeons132 They actually have been featured in a Drawfee video! They were in one of the later episodes of Drawga if I remember right. Okay, just checked, they were in episode 8 so if you haven't watched it yet, it'll take a few videos to catch up on the context, but the video is here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fGWraaGYnZegmNk&pp=ygUVZHJhd2dhIGFsbHkgYmVhcmRzbGV5

[@tonoornottono]

ally has extreme Amir energy in this video

[@edwardlewis1119]

Trapp when Ally almost gets the answer but not quite: do you want a point? Trapp when Brennan almost gets the answer but not quite:

[@PhilosopherWR]

The best part is that it wasn't just the name of the restaurant that Ally misheard. It was jumbled with the word "kitschy," meaning tacky. 🤣

[@AHBelt]

This is something like the dozenth clip of this show I've watched on KZbin, and now I know the name.

[@e1221]

Your persistence in watching so many of these has finally paid off

[@TheGreatUndergroundEmpire]

I’m so on top of this, I literally described that entire scene to my wife last night, a full 24 hours before I saw this video.

[@bryanalexander7571]

Planet Krypton was a theme restaurant started by Booster Gold

[@Rylee_G]

this absolutely deserves a million views i love Ally sm

[@Scribble_heart504]

"I came into this room ready to spearfish" will be permanently entering my vocabulary

[@denglish5]

Ally's zero points really make sense now. They came in ready to spearfish not play the game.

[@VoidUnderTheSun]

Listening to this video is the same experience I would imagine people who don't speak English that well experience. I am hearing a lot of words I am supposed to know but I have NO IDEA what the hell is going on.

[@evasmojang]

100% agree

[@randomobserver8168]

Let me see if I understood that. He said Justice Luncheonette. She denied that it was called the Justice Kitchenette. He said it was the Justice Luncheon, no the Justice Luncheonette. She denied it was called the Justice KitchenAid, because that's a type of mixer... It was of course actually called Planet Krypton.

[@jadync.5971]

pretty much nailed it but Ally uses they/them pronouns

[@suemccashland]

this comment reminds me of that ome scene with kronk in the kitchen of the diner taking both yeezma and kuzkos order simultaniously

[@djangodoescomputer]

yes Im assuming the joke is mostly that they are charismatic and very very high?

[@jake0749]

@@jadync.5971 nobody cares about what she wants tho

[@omp199]

@@jadync.5971 Everyone uses all the pronouns, pretty much. That's what it means to speak a language. The relevant question is whether she is a man or a woman. She looks like a woman, to me, but I could be mistaken. What do you think?

[@Guitargoddess843]

If Ally's there, something silly and cute happened. That's just how it is. They just have immaculate chaotic energy 🤣

[@FizyWater]

My favorite thing about ally is how they always look completely different in every single clip I see of them

[@triccele]

I love Ally's chaotic energy

[@NN-rn1oz]

There is no more Planet Krypton to me. From now on it's the Justice Kitchenaid.

[@avitallichtenfeld813]

This is a good one but nothing can ever top Pink Kryptonite for me. Or honestly anything with Brennan

[@allstar7610]

Ally is a true national treasure

[@jake0749]

Nah she isn't

[@pykor9386]

​@@jake0749They're pretty alright

[@jake0749]

@@pykor9386 nah she's not that good and if she wasn't part of the rainbow she wouldn't have half of the popularity she has

[@strawberrystarburstbuthuman]

@@jake0749 what?

[@geecko86]

I immediately knew which clip this would be. 1000% approved

[@T.E.A.TimeMusic]

Ally being blitzed out of their mind in productions never gets old.

[@Sethoffgrid]

Love the checking the time with a wrist watch that is, in fact, not there 😂

[@freddogrosso9835]

The word "kitchenette" just lodge in their brain. And it never left.

[@RandomDude647]

this actually annoys me because i wish they would show the prompts to the guests on a screen or something and not just read them out loud; it'd solve annoying mishearings

[@JimmiHoevring]

In my head-cannon Um Actually really needed a third player , and called up Ally, who was high as shit, and they just said "fuck it, I'm in"..

[@debrachambers1304]

He said Mxyzptlk without missing a BEAT

[@leifforrest]

he tried to say Mxyzptlk

[@DivusMagus]

This feels like when you are trying to bullshit a presentation in front of the class.

[@jagrubster]

Ally might be the funniest person alive

[@WayneJonPeters]

The best Um, Actually moment was when Ify said Stitch's weakness is being sucked off.

[@mtilby]

Ally Beardsley is pure of heart and we must protect them at all cost.

[@k.g.7591]

Ally, not necessarily knowing the answer OR the question but getting a vague, if accurate, feel for what is wrong.

[@kiroreo]

W-what... I also hear kitchenette... And was like "Is Mike messing with Ally?? What's going on?" Went back to double-check and... It's not. WHAT

[@artyu13]

Holy shit, I haven’t seen this show in a long time and just noticed the background props and they made go “Um, actually that dice is supposed to have 20 sides not 21” so funny, everything in that room is meant to piss off nerds

[@AviciPerry]

The way ally was freaking hammered on champagne

[@T1J]

i think Ally is truly one of the funniest people alive

[@astrosloth320]

Im positive Ally was high as fuck in here lmao

[@Zethanie]

"Mxyzptlk mozzarella" is Mexi-potluck = taco casserole; yum.

[@TenzinBeifongIII]

No, it's named after Mr. Mxyzptlk who is a Superman villain.

[@chesh1re_cat]

What they lack in trivia knowledge they make up for in audacity, in the best way of course also going against Goots is just impossible lol

[@MichaelaBelle]

the whole first season of fantasy high is exactly like this but for 10+ hours

[@Finfante]

I am beyond confused.

[@__Black_Sheep__]

The pronunciation of Mxyzptlk was really good. Not many people can do that.

[@SharinganMan]

Man I pulled this out of my memory palace but I was driving myself insane to figure it out. I don't think any character even ever says "Planet Krypton". It's just in the art if you look at it.

[@everettw.9610]

This gives off the vibe of wrong duolingo answers on a listening question

[@eliteteamkiller319]

I... I don't understand any of this.

[@greggatesjr1301]

What? Hmm? 😂😂

[@ViridianAubergine]

What an absurd bit! I love it!

[@Calekoflight]

So uhh...anyone else think Ally looks like super young Jodie Foster in the thumbnail?

[@lombard3949]

i genuinely thought this was a video about jodie foster before i clicked on it

[@connororiley1116]

Ally sounds baked af rn

[@NotMyActualName_]

That was my takeaway as well...they're playing that game completely stoned and unable to put word together.

[@UchihaKat]

Sometimes Ally is living in a completely different universe than me, and I love that for them.

[@ethantinklenberg6607]

Ally feels high for every bit ever

[@Ohfukmoment]

ally’s sense of humor is to constantly make you wonder if they’re kidding or serious

[@Silver_Crow]

Finished this video at 3:30pm. Spooky

[@arcadiaberger9204]

I still like my idea for a game show called *_The Whole Truth_* where contestants would only score if they replied in the correct form: "The Whole Truth is: several Presidents have been impeached, but none have been convicted."

[@PatrickPrejusa]

UGH I LOVE ALLY, THEY MAKE ME QUESTION MY SEXUAL PREFERENCES. ITS CRAZY HOW TALENTED ALL THESE DROPOUT FOLK ARE.

[@marzipanmenthol]

everything from this could be quoted but this lil interaction at 2:02 is locked in my head "Do you want a point?" "No no no, please, I couldn't- I couldn't!" "I could give you a point--" "No! It's... 3:30 now :/

[@Nozoki]

Um, Actually somebody was high as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

[@CerotheDemon]

Damn blue haired Ally was truly an icon! A true legend in trolling properly.

[@JD-xe2bv]

i want u to know i click on this video every time it comes up on my recommended and think of it often

[@JoeyDaPal]

Why is this such a mood?

[@ASquared544]

Ally’s “hm?” always seems to be confusion surrounding what they said rather than what the other person said

[@MeredithHagan]

Ally continuing to be a human chaos engine, I aspire to be like them.

[@Monsoozi]

"I came into this room ready to spearfish!"

[@sc78258]

ally is just an agent of chaos in everything they do that "hm?" that kicked everything off is so relatable and such a fucking swing at the exact same time

[@connorjohnnn]

WHAT? HMMM?

[@NoWheyHombre]

I don't know what is going on but she is cracking me up

[@pixiedust1977]

Ally uses they/them pronouns actually!

[@mynameisrandy]

I have watched this so many times and it's still hilarious. Funniest aimless rambling since Norm MacDonald died.

[@wilhelmhedin8845]

"Er, hueh? what?" I love them so mucho. ❤

[@TheRealRonMoses]

So... so.... soooooo very high.

[@fruitylittleman8025]

ally responding to "what?" with "hm?" is so fucking funny to me because i do that All The Time auditory processing issues gang rise up

[@BryanIra305]

It’s 3:30 in a warehouse in Hollywood.