My car being stolen

[@handicapitation3250]

Rule #1 of stealing cars..... Learn how to operate one first.

[@SamTheWeirdKid]

handicapitation Naw that's rule 2. Rule 1 is don't be a fucking idiot.

[@OksanaBelle]

I was hysterically laughing at this video this comment is so great lmao what a fucking Moron lmao

[@EzStevie2k2]

So how do you get the e brake loose if the tab is broken?

[@1bennettm]

@@EzStevie2k2 you probably don’t, but the point is don’t be an idiot and yank the ebreak so hard that it breaks in the first place 😂

[@markrayes2973]

why car thieves stay away from manual cars 😂😂 some know the "signs" other's realize too late and after crossing wires or what not try and try to turn it on and often get caught because in their minds they think the car will turn on and then i can just step on it

[@banneduser9437]

Imagine seeing your car driving around the parking lot with the wheels dragging

[@marbinchen1991]

DerKraken laughing my ass pof

[@salmuchis3]

[Banned User] LFMAOOOO

[@reut0094]

Lol and just... literally being able to walk over and be like.. "Hey"

[@banneduser9437]

DerKraken Id think a raccoon got ahold of my keys or something

[@lorddarlo6194]

@@reut0094 Then wait for the guy to get out. Tell him to wait and show him how you disengage the E break then be like if your going to steal my car at least be able to drive

[@HNK-ln7hq]

Says “Why me” as he is stealing someone else’s car

[@905legends]

LOL

[@irishcountrygirl78]

Right? Omg lol

[@haloboy817]

Good ole 9mm educating to the head. That should solve this stupidity.

[@goodolmeplant5809]

Like he's the one who needs saving

[@robmoney4life]

HNK2015 lol

[@Jojotheowl1]

“Please don’t fucking do this to me man” he says as he’s stealing someone’s car, phone, and wallet.

[@Mika-ph6ku]

Beats playing war Thunder tho

[@Jojotheowl1]

@@Mika-ph6ku Fucking honestly.

[@butterpecanbrielle]

Ikr 😂😂😂😂😂

[@__1201]

He's POS low life. What do you expect?

[@Lacoux]

It’s probably for drug money

[@zvir7493]

If I struggled this much stealing a car, WITH THE KEYS, I’d probably rethink my life choices. It’s obvious man wasn’t built for this.

[@serperiorandtheanimator9216]

I mean, this guy was probably really desperate for a car or something- I feel like he was breathing so much

[@Andretti2Tone]

Dude had the windshield wipers cranked and it wasn’t even raining anymore. This must of been one of his first times driving.

[@eetuthereindeer6671]

Well its no wonder this person is stupid. The stealing itself already shows that

[@keke4x]

He picked a car with a camera which shows how smart he is

[@Orlyy]

@@keke4x to be fair, he didn't pick a car with a dash cam. He didn't know the keys were going to belong to that car lol.

[@anthonybeard2747]

This car is a straight up legend for putting up that much of a fight

[@1MikeTakesAHike]

Lmao 😂

[@Screw064]

Pretty sure the driver won’t be to happy for that once he gets it back tho💀

[@starstencahl8985]

I mean the car only did what the driver told it to and that makes it more hilarious I think

[@Liam_Bob]

Best comment!

[@thatguy6214]

I mean he fuckin yanked the ebrake all the way up lmfao

[@ABAUTOAMG]

You know your a pro car theif when you cant even steal a car with the keys.

[@Unboundiing]

Yessir

[@Ollieiow08]

Ikr

[@_brian_maes_5853]

🤣🤣🤣

[@_brian_maes_5853]

and when you don't kno how the e-brake works 🥲

[@KITTIKAT]

beyond pro

[@k.a.3247]

I didn't realize an ebrake was an anti theft device, stupid truly has no boundaries.

[@toucan6109]

Mine doesn't even work so I guess I'm doomed 😔

[@tiannad1378]

It's also so that your car doesn't roll away on an incline/decline if your brakes fail

[@royalsapphires3296]

He didn't know how to work defrost either

[@pepsimies3022]

@@tiannad1378 really? Didn't know that

[@toucan6109]

@SurgeActual to be fair it was locked (I presume. Vid didn't specify)

[@Sythorize]

Imagine if the car was a manual, he would have a panic attack.

[@hampter877]

he would have suffered a seizure trying to figure that out lmao

[@indianguy5991]

I’m barely 2 minutes into the video and I thought it was stick, but I guess it’s an auto lmaoo

[@abyss1997]

Sounds like hes having one already

[@lwazimdluli9625]

E-brake/handbrakes are only found in Manual cars. In Automatic cars you shift the gear into park (P). So this guy was trying to steal a manual car, is what I'm saying.

[@Zircon]

@@lwazimdluli9625 hand/ebreaks are in all cars.

[@DoctorObjection]

The irony that someone out of the goodness of their heart checked on him while he was in the middle of the stupidest heist I've ever seen is amazing.

[@JazzySpazzy103]

It's Canada

[@quorbsky3237]

😂😂😂 amazing how hard it is to sin sometimes

[@CC-2020]

Lol

[@nottelling4828]

@@quorbsky3237 "The way of transgressors is hard." Proverbs 13:15

[@deb5787]

😅 I know

[@leisafaimalie8746]

People can steal cars with nothing but a wire hanger and maybe a pair of pliers to help hotwire the vehicle. He had keys... The actual keys to the car... and could barely leave the parking lot.

[@allthingsdelightful8565]

That is what is so hilarious to this. What a dumbass.

[@gourmetfoodreviews2879]

You can't hotwire modern cars cause the ECU wont let the engine run without the immobilizer chip in the key.

[@criticalopsbata898]

Not anymore you can't

[@ZanzibarWizard]

Gourmet Food Reviews dang man get tf away from my car

[@evilbabyhag]

Leisa Faimalie He broke the e-brake If it was just a normal car he would of drove off quick.

[@theChristianChristian]

This just brings me to my point: Most criminals are opportunistic and generally not that smart.

[@Terence.McKenna]

And tend to be poor because of it!

[@zurioxsrl]

smart criminals don't steal cars... they become politicians

[@kenm2595]

@@zurioxsrl just like Donald Trump

[@tdscwhelan]

At least the ones we catch aren't that smart...

[@NoName-ms8jb]

@Ken M If he was really a criminal, he would hate cops as much as liberals do.

[@thexnut3582]

At this point I would just return the car back to its original place.

[@trertg7147]

Only thing to do

[@jenniferodessa5998]

LMFAOOOOO NBS

[@abyss1997]

Yea like just get out dude why is he still trying

[@ishowbuff2047]

Well I thought that was what he was trying to do

[@kerplunk10788]

Seriously.

[@GoofysBandit]

Listening to him plead and beg and whine and say things like "Pleasee nooo." "Please don't do this to me!" as if he actually thinks he's done nothing wrong and has the right to be doing what he's doing, pisses me off to no end. He is attempting to steal someone's property, and he's begging to get away with it.

[@deadpanda12109]

Unfortunately some people think they are entitled to property that somebody else is working hard for and they don't realize or care what kind of financial and even career impact that can have on somebody. Personally, I'm fine with the old school ways of dealing with thieves, by cutting off a hand. Thieves are some of the worst kind of criminals behind rapists and murderers.

[@GoofysBandit]

@@deadpanda12109 Absolutely, off with the hand

[@skipyoder9191]

"you're going to ruin your tire" "that's okay" That really ticked me off that he would say that!

[@deadpanda12109]

@@skipyoder9191 well, he was trying bring the car to a chop shop so I doubt he cared at all.

[@kingchongy1712]

@@deadpanda12109 once hie hands are removed, then what does he do? Proceed to steal thr tax payers money because he applies for disability when it was his fault he became disabled in the first place? Probably one of the reasons why we don't cut off hands anymore

[@maddywall]

“please don’t do this to me man” homie u did this to yourself

[@rati0659]

I feel like this is a kid who's been forced to do it by someone who he owes money too or something.

[@Tmikez]

@@rati0659 doesn't matter

[@rati0659]

@@Tmikez Didn't say it was an excuse.

[@scgizmohd6735]

This guy literally can't even operate a car, let alone steal one

[@dexterdouglas]

Why was this white boy crying though? He was acting like it’s his car and it breaking down or some sh*t.

[@nikkirex20]

Love that he cried & said “dont do this to me”. Like really bro? 🤔 to YOU!!??

[@georgejungle138]

You’re cute

[@ZerokillerOppel1]

​@@georgejungle138you or the bear?

[@BluBoi]

I like how you can tell the amount of panic from the elevating fog on the window

[@blpblp-tj7ux]

or perhaps the slimy thief happens to be a moron who cannot effectively operate a parking brake or defog control

[@ethanscott9761]

@Frogger i think he's trying to say the fog was caused by the guy hyperventilating or something lol

[@anonymous1hahaa]

so much better in 2x speed. 😂

[@houstontx3567]

@@anonymous1hahaa I seen no lies here 😆 lol

[@ryanbromley3641]

Lol it’s because of the rain

[@crystalcarlson3305]

I wish the camera was reversed so we could watch him struggle lol

[@brandyb2931]

I bet his driver seat had skid marks from all the shitting this guy was doing in his pants.

[@Creedon99]

Lmao

[@neutrin0329]

Ikr lol

[@Aashishkebab]

My dashcam has an extra camera pointed at me

[@cutiebunnyamber3447]

why though...

[@Weneedaplague]

Homie said "Please!" Like the universe was going to give him a break for stealing a car

[@commenturthegreat2915]

I mean, it did

[@okita8147]

@@commenturthegreat2915 lmaooooo

[@johnr8820]

Like he couldn’t have to gotten out of the car and tried to run

[@benjaminbarbosa5261]

Well, it's fair to say that the universe gave him a brake...

[@appletherapy3492]

Yeah, ain’t none going to help him steal a car. He’d be shunned by every alpha god there is.

[@Salmon.dunlap]

I love how the windows gets foggier and foggier as the desperation sets in

[@SugaKookiesandaBottleofJin]

Bruh. Mans fogging up the window with his heavy ass breathing. 😂😂

[@evilbabyhag]

Suga Kookies and a bottle of Jin OOF 😂😂

[@soixantecinq6594]

Stop deleting my comments nigga

[@spillintea683]

Suga Kookies and a bottle of Jin I was like are we just not gonna talk about how loud this pleb is breathing

[@jeannethurman9025]

Ok this comment 😂

[@tthrowitout]

Suga Kookies and a bottle of Jin ARMYY (lol)

[@__SunFlow__]

Even the car knew he's a bad guy. The car is like: "You're not taking me anywhere, chief"

[@MrsSking123]

Did you mean thief? Maybe you didn't.

[@davedvorak4854]

@@MrsSking123 cheifs a fitting term

[@MrsSking123]

@@davedvorak4854 yes, that's why I didn't know if they meant it or not.

[@yeeaahhzz]

pulled a herbie

[@Kara_Kay_Eschel]

That is some knight rider shit right there.

[@anthonymiller934]

Yo is he crying because he can’t steal the car?!?! Oh my goodness, that just makes me more angry.

[@EmilySucksAtGaming]

Probably needs his next fix of whatever he's on

[@chadwickmcfaggins9734]

he’s crying because creep is playing

[@purplepumkinX]

Shit it makes me laugh 😂

[@DrDoubleCup]

no he’s crying bc Creep was playing :(

[@angelgjr1999]

He was gonna trade the car in to his dealer for a couple keys.

[@eagleone5456]

The fact that he starts crying and asking, "please" is just poetic irony

[@keiharris332]

Listen to that heavy breathing. Heart must be racing a mile a minute

[@_jimmybrooksxo9334]

keiharris332 right lmfaoooo all that yelling too

[@ninjapistol14]

Fogged the window

[@coydog7902]

Hes a mouth breather that means he’s stupid

[@goynwa7110]

Yeah that adrenaline flooding his brain lol

[@joshsharpe2607]

Right, the guy is shook, you can tell he has no experience.

[@meeldowns41682]

damn it’s like your car knew it wasn’t you

[@corycarreira9524]

lol purposely fogging the windows up and everything

[@jesseroberts9960]

@Prius facebook mom I'm so happy that Christine survived. I was sad when the nerdy guy died. (Cant remember his name, it's been a while) LONG LIVE CHRISTINE CARS!

[@lucid523]

@@jesseroberts9960 all cars are. If you think about it. You don't know when they'll.... GET YA!! or maybe brake down for no reason because yknow car problems

[@wasted828]

warning sound into ebrake locked into sad grunge music calling him a creep that is what we call an L

[@lefthand4605]

lmao it was like an irl anti piracy screen

[@coginc]

It’s so satisfying to see his struggle. This man can’t even get out of a parking lot 🤣🤣🤣

[@commie-hp1ve]

NO NO so take the bus or something, maybe don’t steal someones fucking car

[@brandanmentch]

Professor Denial I think No No was just joking mans

[@diviscadilek1764]

Yeah, and most people really don't have to worry that some smart person will try to steal their property. Smart criminals don't steal from average people, as they're not worth it.

[@quackles1357]

He got of one parking lot, across the road, then into another

[@KA-md6je]

This guy apparently never learned how to drive a car before trying to steal one.

[@brents9974]

im weak how the wipers are on the entire time when it isnt even raining lmao

[@raspy1135]

He don’t know how to turn them off

[@ishowbuff2047]

@@raspy1135 he prob don’t even know how to drive a car

[@CidilQ]

@@ishowbuff2047 he's probably under the influence and can't drive a car anyway

[@Sirmusty425]

@@CidilQ my very alcoholic aunt can drive better then this idiot 🤣

[@Saiege]

He tryin to clear the fog lmao

[@fressh]

On one end of the scale you have brilliant criminal masterminds, and on the other end you have this guy..

[@leocurious9919]

Ive never seen him and dont know who he is. This is about as usefull of a comment as the other two, indicating just how useless they are...

[@fressh]

Thanks glad you like the memes

[@valentinalays5427]

Hey are you the voice actor go my favourite TV show when I was a young lad

[@everlasting9292]

Fressh that's was I was thinking. Like, e-brakes are not that hard to figure out.

[@xehP]

Fressh it’s almost like the autistics spectrum.

[@verifieduser6781]

At this point, how did he even manage to break into the locker lol? He must have just found it open.

[@lolsbarry2248]

yeah seriously lol, and the keys probably were labeled "CAR KEYS" With a neon green Post-it note

[@imaginemyshocko1455]

Wouldn’t be surprised if the owner gave him the keys and said “bet you can’t steal it”

[@mrgreytea2598]

@@imaginemyshocko1455 he needed to test out that e-brake somehow

[@nclsDesign]

@@lolsbarry2248 With license plate and parking lot number (inclusive visual directions to it) on the post it

[@actualperson1971]

Lmao by the look of this he can't even steal anything with the locker open

[@kg4gav]

The real crime: Ford dealer taking 40 days to repair an e-brake handle!

[@subtleusername5475]

more like stealership amirite folks

[@nasanasa3415]

Ww1

[@shaunkennedy174]

I work at a Honda dealership. Do not *ever* get your car serviced at a car dealership. They do not give a flying FUCK and will do everything in their power to get more cash out of you. Oil changes and tire rotations aren’t so bad… very basic clockwork stuff. It’s when you send in a vehicle to a technician to get advanced or otherwise side work done (transmissions as an example) they will completely fuck you over as most as they possibly can. We have about 5 or 6 cars that have just been thrown to the side, they’ve been at the dealership for about 2-3 weeks, I’m not even sure if have of them have been touched. Also the techs are allowed to work at their own pace, and if they don’t wanna do a job, they simply won’t, Usually the foreman ends up doing those jobs though at some point.

[@FamousCouzins]

Exactly mine was 45 because it was really messed up

[@Gameboy-Unboxings]

@@subtleusername5475 😆

[@--Juni--]

All of the frustrated grunts, heavy breathing, and violent banging reminds me of the meme where the guy is speedrunning

[@littleteapot132]

yeah thats what i was thinking too

[@lucylu3342]

What a terrible speedrun, all that effort and he fucked up all of the speedrun strats and couldn't even complete the game

[@named746]

@@lucylu3342 i know he sus speedrunner sus

[@batterybroken]

Omigosh, yes 😂

[@zolo4600]

Jerma

[@gurenduben2031]

Imagine carrying a child for 9 months and then it growing up to steal cars? So sad

[@thickinikki823]

ThatTastedPurple ??? I get the man part but..?

[@kennygates1192]

Pine Trèè Yup. Fuck him and his prejudice. Good and bad people come in all colors.

[@nicosends]

Kieran idk if i’d even consider this stealing... like he’s horrible at it

[@ShannonLowe]

Imagine carrying a child for nine months, raising it, it grows up to steals cars, and sucks at even that.

[@hoetaru1711]

ThatTastedPurple thats funny coming from a dude who uses stereotypes to judge another man because of his race :/

[@doloresberry3144]

There should be a minimum IQ requirement to being a thief.

[@Yuh7544]

Underrated comment

[@fleentstones117]

There's already a maximum IQ allowed

[@mhelm0225]

Or you could just not steal other people's shit.

[@doloresberry3144]

@@mhelm0225 damn francis that was deep😈

[@bweany91]

@@mhelm0225 francis speaking facts

[@danielbush6882]

And he doesn't even consider it a lost cause, nor shows concern that the owner might arrive and find him. Just stops, fidgets, and drives around the same place slowly...

[@WetCows]

didn't realize it was sped up at first I thought the wipers were having a meltdown

[@XGaming1]

Soft Raccoon lol

[@katz734]

Soft Raccoon LOL!!!! I didn't even think about it speeding up. I just thought he didn't know how to operate those either. This has got to go under dumbest criminals. 😂

[@newyork6480]

Windshield wipers can go that fast

[@apples225]

Soft Raccoon lol same

[@zstrode.8953]

Soft Raccoon lmfaooo

[@carlosmatos9848]

Those grunts of frustration and defeat are like music to my ears.

[@moileung]

Hey hey hey!!! Waz up waz up

[@1coldboy]

420th like in big agreement; ayeeeeeee

[@jesselenix]

I love how he’s like “Why me?!” When the e brake gets jammed as he’s literally STEALING A CAR

[@OligoST]

Some people don’t understand the patterns of their own behavior. It’s a cognitive disorder that requires medical examination

[@Mobile_Gamer707]

@@OligoST well say!

[@Mobile_Gamer707]

@@OligoST well say!

[@RvKsword]

He was prolly thinking he hit the jackpot and it was gonna be an easy payday, i loved the frustration in his voice, like he was thinking "this is SO UNFAIR what did i do to deserve these problems?!?"

[@cutiebunnyamber3447]

he doesn't deserve to suffer...

[@abryneca]

Round of applause for the dude that can't even drive an automatic. They literally drive themselves.. 🤣

[@the_expidition427]

They were made for people like him except he sure was not made for it

[@tmar8959]

@@the_expidition427 yea at this point he might as well just steal someone's weekly or monthly bus/ train pass and stick to public transport

[@jacobm92]

If you cant even figure out an automatic just steal a bicycle

[@grmpEqweer]

@@jacobm92 ...Dunno. He'd probably find a way to mess that up as well.

[@towerbunga]

@@grmpEqweer turn the wheels with his hands

[@purevocals510]

"Please don't fucking do this to me man" he talks like a dude whose owned this car for years and that this is the 4th time it happened that week

[@tylersoexclusive713]

I was waiting for him to say some shit like “I don’t deserve this” 😂😂😂

[@straighttothepointtv5005]

Literally came across this comment as it happened in the video 🤣

[@mysticpotato815]

Very likely he is going to sell the car to buy junk. If its just spending money he wouldnt be so desparate.

[@tantrumxD69]

he’s out here like “come on man it’s just been a hard week for me, let me go with a warning” like dawg wyd

[@Kitkat-nr4zj]

Right he literally says “ i need some fuckin help “ 😂😂😂

[@pangolothian]

"Please don't do this to me, man!" - Are you kidding me?

[@guitarofdestiny]

It's as if he actually thought he was entitled to it or something

[@GlazzedDonut]

ao el he's definitely a piece of shit but at this point he's stolen a car it's Grand Theft Auto so he's probably thinking he's done the crime and not even getting the benefit as terrible as that is

[@nae1117]

"noOo"

[@bringbackthe1960sppl]

DOes anyone remember what moment he says that at? i honestly skipped through a ton of the vid but im curious to see that part. thanks

[@hisosonly1]

Cade Troëne he says it at 4:50

[@tolkienblack]

He sounds like he never committed a crime before but some kidnapped his family put a bomb on them and said the only way to save them is by stealing some guys car and phone. He gets the keys and the phone and finds the car and thinks his family is safe… then the ebrake

[@emilysjoblom929]

Sounds like a great movie plot!

[@josemunoz7691]

@@emilysjoblom929 it actually happened in real life and they made it into a movie.

[@slavicnonatho8062]

@@josemunoz7691 damn whats the name

[@gastoncourty7462]

@@emilysjoblom929 s

[@DBTHEPLUG]

@@josemunoz7691 🧢 😃

[@Exlipse703]

Car: e brake stays guy: no I’m trying to steal this car Car: I said we keeping the e brake on

[@cutiebunnyamber3447]

*I SAID WE BRAKE TODAY*

[@lashaylaterre]

Love this!

[@originalg6918]

😂😂😂

[@iMakeKnviesFly]

LMAOOO

[@LightDarkZero]

😃

[@ZImpresive]

Biggest Anti theft feature in my car is it being 30 years old and equipped with a 3rd Pedal.

[@roonimaka9365]

Every car has 3 pedals?

[@STANDUP47]

@@roonimaka9365 Auto's only have 2, brake and accelerator. Manuals have Clutch, Brake and Accelerator

[@J8den]

This tactic is getting more and more reassuring considering manuals are basically going extinct and it's hard to find someone who knows how unless they drive a 4x4 as a daily driver

[@STANDUP47]

@@J8den If you live in the UK or pretty much any European country, everyone drives a manual if not most. Out of my small family only one of us owns an auto, all of my friends have manuals, I own a manual, most people know how to drive a manual. It's very rare to find someone who doesn't

[@tpnphoenix3367]

@@roonimaka9365 most car has 2

[@MEGADINOSAURHUNTER]

Imagine stealing a car and not knowing how to operate it.

[@McCaroni_Sup]

"Imagine stealing a car" nuff said

[@KevinHernandez-hy1qb]

@@McCaroni_Sup lolll

[@Tinyfurball]

The old cars, I think to the people that did steal them. Were easier to steal. Because those weren't made with ways to unlock things like current cars. I assume it is harder to steal a car these days.

[@McCaroni_Sup]

@@Tinyfurball then again, thievery is just like warfare. With new attacks, come new defenses. With new defenses, come new attacks. Thieves had to deal with the invention of locks. So they invented picks. What's to say they won't do the same thing humanity has done since ancient times?

[@Tinyfurball]

@@McCaroni_Sup Well, sure. They will eventually figure it out. And that's when we really should be worried.

[@kayden2537]

Cops: let’s give him a 4 hour head start it’s not like he can go anywhere. 🤣🤣🤣

[@mellioyellio8417]

HAHAHAHA

[@ForgotStyle]

Most like had a shitty childhood, as most people learn from their parents, it’s kinda sad To be honest watching this man fail at something that comes so simple to us, he really didn’t have a clue

[@kayden2537]

@I_G6 yea but I’m just saying that just because he may have had a “shitty childhood” doesn’t mean that this is a direct result of that.

[@grmpEqweer]

...A low speed chase. More of a stroll.

[@codystott8514]

The fact your probably doing some squats inside not knowing all this is happening is just hilarious

[@marbaz5583]

😂😂FR

[@joshstamps6718]

Not really funny at all

[@Bword17]

@@joshstamps6718 you must me fun at parties huh

[@TheFemSniper]

@user name here we found the dude who is mad for no reason.

[@Grand.Poobah]

@@joshstamps6718 I bet you're just a blast to hang around

[@RANDOM-qs1dc]

That’s one loyal car! Need to get me one.

[@gmayn8380]

Look at your likes

[@JonathanDaniel134679]

Hahahahaha

[@Devazok]

I would too but I’m not old enough to drive so no.

[@sanyi609]

Audi is shit buy a Subaru

[@Karpov2]

Greek Spartan wt kind of comment is that lmfao smh

[@legoman8960]

Thief: trying to disengage the e-brake Car: “I’m gonna do what’s called a pro gamer move”

[@subforascoobysnack6460]

Yoooo that's a good one, I love it when people talk using memes. In the current situation though it would be more suitable to say I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer stop

[@squeezablemayonnaise8904]

@@subforascoobysnack6460 ....dawg what?

[@zarrowthehorse]

Cringe

[@spingleboygle]

@@zarrowthehorse your pfp would fit with “u” next to “no” forming “no u”

[@osuplaeyurreallygood]

@@subforascoobysnack6460 you are so cringe holy shit

[@kaaaate]

The thought of this guy skidding around a parking lot in a stolen car for 10+ minutes just kills me

[@heritage.home.crochet]

That man is seriously troubled...to victimize himself while stealing a person's belongings. He must be really sick.

[@ReasonMakes]

You'd be surprised... Most people are experts at victimizing themselves. You don't have to have severe mental health issues to react like this. Everyone sees themselves as the heroes of their own stories.

[@Nanaminanamin]

You never now and also I would not judge anybody not knowing their backstory. I know it’s very very unlikely but imagine he or his family is in an existential crisis and he needs some money urgent. I’m not sure where this happened but you probably know that the social system in the USA is trash. But of course he could just be an asshole as well haha

[@heritage.home.crochet]

@@Nanaminanamin I appreciate your giving the benefit of the doubt. I say that he is sick because he seems to have some sort of mental and emotional instability. He lies very easily and very well meaning that he does it often, and he deliberately walked into a gym and stole a man's belongings...that was very premeditated. He is honestly a troubled man and needs some help. I'm sure wherever he came from wasn't a walk in the park, but the video even said he stole another car, showing no remorse for his actions AND typically a person who is in need won't steal from another person, but from an institution like a store or a hospital. Obviously this person doesn't really have a sense of right and wrong, especially when it comes to bad deeds against other people.

[@zarrowthehorse]

@@heritage.home.crochet He obviously does have a sense of right and wrong if he was panicking

[@romy9147]

i’m sorry i know this is so of topic- but if that’s you in your profile picture, you are absolutely STUNNING

[@narcotic702]

Thief: “Let’s go, I just stole this car.” E-brake: “You’re not that guy pal… trust me, you’re not that guy.”

[@Allsketchx25]

What you know about rolling down in the deep

[@aspect6609]

cloutsucka when your brain goes numb you can call that mental freeze

[@bloxzen1424]

Lmfaoo

[@annaknecht8269]

“you’re better than this we both know that”

[@CarterAbella]

AsP6cT When these people talk to much put that s*** in slow motion ya

[@itsnotthesamething]

Ironic that the song, "Creep" is playing on the stereo, as this is transpiring.

[@ElementsMMA]

itsnotthesamething ICING ON THE CAKE.

[@OLDIRTYKRISPY]

Thank you

[@Browncoyote]

Yep.

[@AYouTubeChannelwithNoName]

Because they are one lol

[@dangeroftime]

"I don't belong here... I don't belong here..." Lmao

[@eddiekane1202]

He knows how to break into a locker but can’t figure out an e-brake lol and it made him cry

[@Real_JKDOS]

Lots of people at the gym don't use locks. Guessing OP didn't either

[@Mist261]

@@Real_JKDOS After this day, this guy learned to use a lock lol.

[@pleaseenteraname7079]

Guy: try’s to steal car. E-brake: I’m bout to end this whole mans career. Also e-brake: mrrrrr

[@tomonori8935]

mrrrrrrr

[@sheminn460]

mrrrrr

[@DeinVatersVater]

Why not the half man¿?

[@supavon6830]

Mrrrr

[@MisterMosfet]

mrrrrrr

[@Okamisou]

This is like one of those nightmares you get where you are trying to escape but nothing is working not even your legs. Lol

[@skankygaga]

Chakra Gypsy was literally thinking the same thing this gave me ANXIETYy

[@DNALI]

Chakra Gypsy 😂😂😂

[@rachaelmoxon6227]

This comment 😂😂😂

[@vincealince_SRT]

Yup

[@stonecat676]

"wtf is going on i'm running max speed, halpppp"

[@rexatcecg]

He's crying while stealing someone's car

[@heckit3525]

Creep by Radiohead was playing in the background, maybe that's why he was crying. Song is too good

[@Critterpedia0]

@@heckit3525 lmfao yess

[@downstilt]

He doesnt want to go to jail, but then why does he do jail thing Hmmmmmm

[@cosmico1113]

That's probably because he knew what he did wrong.

[@sodalite4364]

Rendered Rex I think he’s mental

[@onyx3856]

"Have you tried reverse?" "I don't know how to uhhhh" Ok...it's time to call the police.🤣

[@nasanasa3415]

EVERYTHING IS LEFT OVER WITHOUT ROPES

[@________John__________]

his little whimpers and cries fill me with so much joy.

[@Captain780]

abit harsh for some who only stole a car

[@Gwyllgi]

@UC66jvC3ZFlUjnSZOeprpzTQ shut the fuck up

[@Live.Vibe.Lasers]

we are very much alike..you and I.

[@jigglygrandmama]

@@Captain780 and wallet etc

[@Espartanica]

@@Captain780 Someone's salty cause they're a car thief. They tried to steal something valuable from someone who worked to earn it, they deserve all that happened to them

[@Beardology]

*Steals car* *draws as much attention to self as possible*

[@whau297]

Guess I'll be the first reply.

[@vibeandride2984]

whau guess I'll be the second

[@berrymccockiner3492]

JK BMX I guess I’ll be the third

[@jmassey7323]

I just won’t reply at all

[@marco5340]

J Massey but you just did

[@truthlee6769]

Amazing how much he says please oh please no don't do this to me, like he don't deserve what he's getting

[@xxxturtletacionxxx7361]

I was just gonna say that

[@annetteslife]

I am almost certain that he done some time in prison for this and possibly larceny as well

[@stevep8490]

Or like he's too fucking dumb to bail

[@CesarMartinez-rf6sy]

@@stevep8490 no what is this next generation of technology the car operates with a locking mechanism who what of known.

[@AlfaGTA156]

Lol. He steaming in madness, he’s fogging up the windscreen from his sweaty forehead🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@amylapratt8964]

Windscreen? Where are you from? No shade or anything simply curiosity as I have not heard that before. I'm from NY in the USA and we call it a windshield. I'm interested in things like that.

[@ICHMUSSMALPIPI]

@@amylapratt8964 from my experience windscreen is used in the UK, Canada and Australia, so basically the commonwealth

[@i_am_steve]

Yeah quite a lot of the world says "windscreen"

[@Emma-yt1ip]

@@amylapratt8964 Australia, we call it a windscreen

[@londonthebaddest]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 rightttt

[@elfuego3490]

Just imagine seeing this vehicle pass by you at two miles per hour, wipers on max, front windshield fogged up, being operated by a frantic man struggling with an e-brake crying... Nothing suspicious here.

[@Artsu1993]

Sussy Baka

[@handlebendover]

I would have probably thought the car was malfunctioning

[@nothingtoospiffy7913]

Don't be suspicious don't be suspicious

[@bryanoneill9658]

@@nothingtoospiffy7913 Don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious!!

[@euclidstheorem8278]

lmao

[@peeper2070]

He wasn’t panicking over getting caught. He was panicking because someone said ‘steal this car and ditch it outside my door in 20 mins or yo momma fat’

[@gsegaming9300]

Well said

[@samoansilverback411]

This is true, I was the momma

[@dexterdouglas]

This is the best reason I’ve seen for this mans actions 🤣

[@user-lg3rx2ko5g]

😂😂

[@SlyCooperRN]

Someone was holding his mom hostage at gun point??

[@Jetstreamhustla]

He’s literally having a panic attack LOL dealing with that E brake

[@KhloeEliza]

FR “AaHHh”. “AAAHhh”

[@overlorddios6120]

*Hes literally having a panic attack dealing with that E brake LOL

[@gabrielsmith1068]

@@overlorddios6120 *He’s

[@calvindirkmaat]

It sounded like he had to poo really bad this whole vid

[@Jetstreamhustla]

@@overlorddios6120 funny you tried to correct me and you’re the one fucking up HILARIOUS

[@allisonh2340]

"Have you tried reverse?" "I don't know how to!" 😂😂😂

[@SleepyCeri]

Lmfao I love that

[@Lordxzamasu]

The car refuses to be stolen

[@MegaMRCHURRO]

Lord Zamasu he is why the zero mortals plan is divine justice

[@psyffee3755]

"Get the hell out of me you dirtbag

[@BenriBea]

I like how he still uses the blinker through all of this

[@MrMidnight0719]

It’s the only part of the car he knew how to use😂😂

[@MiisterShane]

It was going so smoothly, no need to arouse suspicion

[@CyanSoCalico]

I mean you don't wanna look suspicious

[@egarcia1360]

@@That-Will-Do-It when the cops catch someone after a chase, they typically hit them with charges for every traffic violation that happened during the chase along with the actual act of fleeing and probably stealing the car and whatever else. Might as well make it a little easier on himself lol

[@tehgjunki]

Gotta remember those manners, he's Canadian afterall.

[@TyBishops]

*Car: you seem nervous.... is this your first time?* 😂

[@choppa7404]

TyBishops I don't know why I laughed so hard at this lmao

[@nsbhater]

...or better yet, the car goes: "You sound so aroused....are you okay?" 🤣😂🤣😂

[@KineticLR]

Was this a spiderman reference? Lmao

[@static_ls4004]

Thief: "I'm gonna steal this car and part it out" E-brake: "And I took that personally" *bRRRRRRRRRRR*

[@hellaflush.]

He's definitely a man of skill

[@austinbuckets9254]

hella-flush love your videos!

[@miket9456]

hella-flush arent you that GTA car guy

[@Arcae95]

New England Sports fan You think it's fake? Why would someone put their car though that in this short video?

[@JJ-xj8tl]

Joren Perez *video

[@Arcae95]

JJ24 There is also another spelling mistake and plenty of grammatical errors. This is the internet. That is just how it goes. Nonetheless it is now correct.

[@chocolatewheelchair]

I love that Radiohead “Creep” is playing in the background while he shrieks in frustration and defeat

[@Scoopski_Potato]

3:24 Run... run... run... ruuuuuun!

[@グスマンカルロス]

Lol

[@buttcheek5007]

chocolatewheelchair thinking the same thing

[@AlexTheGamer97]

I bet he wishes he was special

[@ethananvevo850]

Karma police would've been especially perfect

[@kiafluffboi426]

I love how at like 5 mins 30 in he just says "please" practically crying, it cracks me up how dumb you'd have to be to cry about being dumb stealing something

[@alexandercrush]

5:30

[@notinorderdecent]

@@alexandercrush thank you

[@WaterPidez]

4:50 is "please dont do this to me man" 5:13 is "please"

[@bweany91]

lmao ikr he was getting so mad

[@quarternipp]

his little cries give me energy for my day

[@dollahbill510]

The thief is really crying, when he's the one stealing someone's car...that's just wow. My car was stolen a couple of years ago. I usually wake up and have coffee with my neighbor every day, and shoot the shit, and when I go outside to have coffee with her, she asks me where my car is... just waking up I didn't even notice that my car wasn't there. It took about 2 minutes for the thought to settle, thinking I might've just parked it on the side of my house, then I realized I didn't. What happened was, I gave another one of my neighbors a ride to Target, where we did some shopping. The line was big, so she asked to go wait in the car. I thought nothing of it. Well, when she got into the car, she sifted around the glove compartment, where I usually kept my CDs and other junk. Forgot that the spare key was there, and she found it. The cops found the car a couple days later, outside her mothers house, with a ton of her mail in the car. Apparently me telling the local police her name, and them finding her mail in the car was not enough evidence to charge her. The truly funny part is, about a month later she came to my door, asking for another ride. I answered with my baseball bat, and she said immediately left.

[@lunix3259]

Wtf how is that not enough evidence? get that skank out of your neighbourhood

[@memes4life118]

that is the most massive plot twist in history

[@KatieKat3388]

DNA in the driver's seat and on the steering wheel and keys found in her possession?

[@koolkiller35]

@@lunix3259 what a moron. I can’t believe you couldn’t charge her that’s ridiculous

[@Applest2oApples]

Just set her house on fire

[@infinitewatts]

The song timing is perfect. I'm a creep as he's crying. Run run run as he tries to flee onto the street. You can't write stuff like this.

[@jorgecuevas8430]

Was looking for this comment lol

[@sasquatch2842]

@@jorgecuevas8430 same here, I was thinking it was like in a movie where the song fits the scene so well that all you can think of is the scene whenever you hear that song from then on

[@KazukiP]

Imagine successfully stealing a vehicle and before you’ve even left the parking lot, you’ve managed to break it so that it can’t even drive.

[@ThisIsJayEveryday]

Happened to me. Got off work, and found my car not where I parked, but about 200ft away ditched in the middle of a mall parking lot entrance. Apparently, the thief couldn't keep the ignition switch (that he popped) together long enough to keep the car running. So, I MacGuyver'ed it with a rubber band or something, and drove it home. I actually kept it like that for a while thinking it was cool to look like I stole the car myself. Chicks dug it.

[@masonxarchive]

@@ThisIsJayEveryday you are a bad man 😂

[@Yes_kayladidthat]

@@ThisIsJayEveryday can I go home with you??😂😂

[@fabulamesam]

@@ThisIsJayEveryday 😂😂😂

[@killer759]

"You're gonna wear out your tires." "That's OK." Classic

[@nizo6673]

Bro the car didn't recognize him and went to full lock mode it didn't wanna get stolen 👏🏽

[@CarsSimplified]

Car people are always saying "get a manual transmission, it's a millenial anti-theft device" but clearly all you need is a slightly engaged parking brake, and it doesn't discriminate with generations.

[@gmcnewlook]

Cars Simplified hell I’ve backed out of my driveway with my e brake on forgetting it was on! ..... car rolls down slowly and then the car bings at me “hey stupid your brake is on”

[@RicardoCanedoMX]

Millenial here and I know how to drive a standard transmission

[@tjakord]

Cars Simplified kinda dumb considering manual is making a come back in recent years. Even in America. I probably only know one person who doesn’t drive manual and this is in so cal.

[@williambrewer855]

Ricardo Mateo Estévez Balvin same here dude

[@Idciydhmb]

Born in 95, wait.... standard, fuck it guys let’s go back in the gym to find another set of keys 😅

[@dainumo]

Guy can’t catch a brake.

[@misternewwyy2655]

dainumo I'd say the brake caught pretty well.

[@NoobToob2014]

dainumo instant car-ma

[@speedysprag4280]

Good one lmao

[@ktbalcom5425]

Lmao😂😂😂

[@Chaotic_Observer]

An emergency break 👌

[@MurphyAndFriends]

One does not simply, “Drive it like you stole it!”

[@psyffee3755]

**Mission Impossible: Escaping the Parking Lot**

[@Isthatchicken01]

Mission failed😂😂

[@5-1-2ricers9]

mute333tard we’ll get em next time!

[@unounv]

CrystalFox13 😂😂

[@kornage2493]

CrystalFox13 It's called a car park mate

[@cosmic2105]

@@kornage2493 it can be called both

[@fefefirecrackers]

His panicking and breaking your ebrake is what saved your car. You'd think he'd know how to drive lmao

[@alexcameron2880]

The thief probably never had a father to show him how.

[@notj5712]

HIs cry of pain as he realizes how badly stupid hurts was fantastic!

[@Jacey101]

The whining had me laughing so hard!!! Sucks people steal and messes with a person's day of just living and trying to better themselves.

[@Mia_Alise]

Don't get why he's crying like he's the one getting his car stolen😂

[@callmepapi893]

QÙÊËÑ M-GÓØFY he knows he's gonna get caught 😂

[@Mia_Alise]

NO NO what the fuck are you even talking about right now.... Nobodyyyy said anything racist to me get a life

[@noarmsally2628]

QÙÊËÑ M-GÓØFY lmao that NO NO guy is dumb as hell when was race even mentioned

[@Nia.m.]

NoArmSally just saw a comment that called him a lil white 12 year old. Yeeet

[@AdriJuice]

Cause he can get arested?

[@jakreu]

lmao this is the worst attempt at grand theft auto I have ever seen

[@spencerbukosky9936]

Look how quickly the window steamed up. This guys heart was pumping 😂

[@buttyz9913]

Spencer Bukosky maybe it was just the ac

[@BenStro]

Imagine stealing a car but not knowing how to drive one And whining “please...” 5:10 Like bruh you’re stealing a car why would you beg anyone for anything?

[@aspieangel1988]

Right? I’m a Christian and this made me think he was praying “please 🙏🏻” and God up in heaven like hmmm sorry dude I’m gonna mess with you here and let you get caught 🤣

[@mitebadopted3894]

@@aspieangel1988 lol

[@Mazettic]

Song: “I don’t belong here” The Car: “No HE doesn’t belong here”

[@edjimenez5116]

Run run ruuuuuuuuuuuuun!

[@someguy315]

lmao I knew someone was gonna bring up Radiohead

[@f.f5771]

What the hell am I doing here? The car: yeah what the hell are you doing there?

[@pixeltheman]

this is why Thom Yorke hates cars

[@AnthonyOldhandGarcia]

'Karma Police' by Radiohead.

[@high4779]

Boss: “Don’t worry guys, John is a professional car stealer.” John:

[@nicos1054]

Customer: This is a very special hit, and I need someone special for it. Boss: Don't worry, we practically have John Wick on our hands here THE HITMAN:

[@Lubin-md4ml]

I think "Dumbo" would be a more fitting name to the car thief because of his iq😂🤣

[@jamillaslife3696]

🤣

[@markezc7932]

@@Lubin-md4ml the car is a Ford Feista, he isn't vary bright because he snatched the cheapest smallest thing on the parking lot. maybe he got confused and the key's to a BMW where in the next locker over.

[@lisabrown7747]

Those windshield wipers make it 1000x funnier 😂😂😂

[@lisabrown7747]

NO NO yup

[@seanthemoderator3236]

No fucking way you think the windshield wipers make it funny. Your sense of humor is fucking terrible. You probably still watch “dank meme compiliations”.

[@Sunxian]

iiWarfare So crabby jesus dude

[@slayter9023]

Sunxian Boo LMAO

[@Sunxian]

Hentai I've been blessed by Hentai itself holy fuck

[@adversarysadvocate1812]

Man, you almost feel bad for him, but then you remember he stole the car🤣

[@Ppvtka]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shibuc.a2672]

Did he literally say 'WHY ME?!' when he was not even on his own car🤣

[@Kiana1970-o7y]

I’m viewing this video two years late but, the same thing happened to my dad they cut the lock off his gym locker took everything my dad had in his bag keys, phone, wallet everything. There was a group of people apparently that have been watching people in the gym and seeing their routine sure enough my dad lives and goes to the gym alone. Charged thousands of dollars to my dads accounts and various places. By the time my dad noticed his locker was cut they already went to several locations and to my dads car for a joy ride around Abq. That was my dads only vehicle of transportation and how he gets to work. Since they had my dads wallet (with his drivers license inside) saw his address and tried to break in to his apartment. My dad had to sleep with a bat and gun by his night stand for weeks until the police patrolled the apartment complex. A few weeks later he found his truck totaled ten minutes from his house, the people that took his truck were meth addicts* that had no fucking lives. Some people in this world are useless and will continue

[@PopeMcGrope]

Remember kids to shoot your local meth dealer. Notify your school immediately.

[@hotstuff6131]

sounds about right for abq

[@Kiana1970-o7y]

It’s so sad to say but living in Abq, I wasn’t surprised that it happened to someone I knew even to one of my family members 😐 it seems like stupid shit happens every hour in NM👍🏻

[@hotstuff6131]

@@Kiana1970-o7y 3 of my friends have been t-boned or rear ended in the past two months here. everyone is ok but i feel like this place is cursed

[@Kiana1970-o7y]

@Hot Stuff! A few years ago, I was side swiped on Paseo and Coors exit my car rolled down an embankment serval times and the car that hit me took off and was never caught. I’m assuming the person was mad because couldn’t merge over in time and had to slow down but Jesus like people get angry of the dumbest shit. But because of that I broke my back and had to get my whole right arm skin graphed because I was missing a good chunk of my arm. If I ever see that car even to this day I will do bad things to that person. But I’m glad your friends are ok. But I don’t trust any other driver here in Abq 😂

[@eathletelabs]

Must of been hyperventilating with all that fog on the inside of the windshield

[@reginageorge2034]

kiyonexus what?

[@Sentarry]

Monkey's Paw: I wish every E-brake did this to every car thief.

[@InnerCityX]

...granted, but every car thinks you're stealing it

[@legionfaun7672]

@@InnerCityX maybe their could be a code you enter on a screen to unlock it?

[@melindamercier6811]

He doesn’t have a clue how to drive a car, or how to steal one even with the keys, or understand how an emergency brake works, but I was about to commend him for at least knowing how to turn the windshield wipers on. And yet, seeing as he never turned them off, I get the feeling that was just a mistake too.

[@MichelleLM88]

They were probably left on by the owner

[@jameeselah9728]

Or the defrost

[@maxd1173]

How do e brakes work? And how did it turn on?

[@harate]

I like how at one point the wipers seem to be panicking as much as he is

[@PrettyRedSunshine]

@@harate well done... well done 😂