My Disney Kitchen or Why Jon Doesn't Cook - Livestream Highlight

[@MilkenGamer42]

Here's the plot to this game: Micky and Minnie kidnapped you and threw you into the kitchen, forcing you to make them meals. Every once in a while they will check up on you. You decide to make some of the most messed up meals possible. And when you're done, after you destroyed the entire kitchen, you watch them. You watch them eat you're monstrosity you'd call food. They hog it, leaving nothing behind, not even maple syrup. But then there's cake, you make a giant cake, then they just sit there with their pieces of cake, strangely you cake hasn't even been cut. They eat their piece and just leave, leaving an entire cake all on you. You try to blow up the house by putting metal in the microwave, but they stop you. They know. They can't see you, but they know. Welcome to the lowest parts of hell.

[@niall62]

Man, Kingdom Hearts got weird.

[@theminiyosshi2901]

Niall Seed Kingdom Hearts extended DLC

[@Wupar]

"Is everything all right? I thought I smelled something burning! ...WELP, GOODBYE!" 10/10 best neighbor

[@jbap7777]

Wupar when did he say that?

[@jbap7777]

XD

[@xRadcork19]

Also her giggle...it's almost as if she wants your house to burn lol

[@sora8711]

Wupar I like how unintentionally morbid that "welp, goodbye." is.

[@CassiePumpkins]

jbap7777 36:48

[@RacingStripeAV]

"This was designed for a mouse" Well, considering it's a Disney game...

[@timmyreobed5043]

Nothing quite says "fit for a king" like a whole blended chicken thrown in the microwave for 5 seconds.

[@CpnGame]

+Timmy Reobed Fit for a king. ...Y'know, if you're planning a coup d'etat or something.

[@saurav9922]

@Regimaster57 I emilediately hate you now.

[@supaanimegal4894]

Or microwaving an orange

[@MowseChao]

15:42 Lucahjins: "This is why we eat out when I visit" I noticed that randomly and it cracked me up.

[@RWBYraikou888]

"When I visit." Oh-ho, Reese of 2015, you have _no_ idea.

[@MorganNye]

@@RWBYraikou888 15:51 maybe Jon should really guest host Will it blend Tom Dickson is gone, I mean he’s not dead, he’s been on hiatus since November 2020.

[@dustinhouck2606]

"Alright let's suck up some of this blended chicken tea with my turkey baster" Best Proton Jon quote ever.

[@JordanD1337]

"I got really excited cause he broke into the house!" Jonathan Wheeler 2015

[@GoldStorm07]

I can imagine Jon's cooking show. "So here's the venison, and now it's time to season it. The first couple attempts with nutmeg, oregano and cinnamon didn't work so you should probably just dump your spice rack onto the cut and grill it in mustard water."

[@rowancook4369]

+GoldStorm07 Jon: *taking his chicken lasagna with a whole chicken and cheese in there* Alright, now that the las--oh, oh nope. Nevermind. It's on fire. *yelling offstage* WHERE'S THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER?!

[@StardustWhip]

I love how Mickey's essentially like "Hey, you cook food, we'll eat it, that's our contribution."

[@MegaAstroFan18]

A cooking show where every episode something catches on fire. You know, that would actually be a pretty good gimmick and running gag, and totally executable with stage effects.

[@Creepooba]

Jon should totally try to make a deal with Food Network. I can see it now... "Jon's Burnt Cooking: Featuring Mickey and Minnie Mouse"

[@doomdegree2584]

That honestly sounds like some shitty sitcom on the Disney channel (but I'd watch it)

[@TheWaverunners]

Jon with a Blog

[@Creepooba]

***** True.

[@axolotlz3111]

TheWaverunners Good Luck Jonny

[@axolotlz3111]

Jackson Mathews Jon didn't do it

[@sproy1]

"I can't throw away my burnt banana." Jon Wheeler, 2015.

[@Konradix05]

dstebbin Let's throw it in the sink

[@pieman214]

dstebbin "I got excited cause he broke into the house"

[@johnfakename1178]

Cooking with Calibrary Cuff Wah-la Deen.

[@melissamurray3759]

someone tell chugga aboot this

[@hapiclown]

Now why can't all cooking shows be like this? People breaking in and things catching fire.

[@CpnGame]

25:29 Minnie: Breakfast gets the day started right, you know! (is about to eat a pound of maple syrup-covered bacon)

[@dooplon5083]

What bacon? She's only here for the syrup! XD

[@enthiegavoir5955]

Atomic Robo Tesla "I'll have some bacon with that syrup"

[@technocitymkv]

That's an average breakfast in Canada.

[@dooplon5083]

Skeleman Jan Wrong, the average Canadian breakfast is actually only syrup. The bacon was added to be multicultural.

[@technocitymkv]

Atomic Robo Tesla The more you know.

[@underdoghero]

Jon, as someone who is attending a culinary school and working towards becoming a chef, you've inspired me to set something on fire next time we're in production classes.

[@AriZonia]

Thing is with the game, I used to play it ALL THE TIME as a kid on PC. I was so unorthodox though I spent all my time making the biggest mess in the world and seeing if I could empty the entire fridge before I got more food.

[@chuckbatman5]

Unorthodox? That's the only way to play this game

[@KrissKross778]

oh My god me too but along with emptying the fridge I decided to see how much regular food you could cook and stack together for Mikey and Minnie eat if you did make the food how long wood it take. I never figured it out though cause mom would always call me for bed

[@Ashurman666]

IT`S FUCKING RAW!

[@LPgeneratorx]

***** Gordon Ramsey Reference?

[@Evan-mt7bc]

***** IT'S STILL MOVING IT'S THAT RAW!!

[@Ashurman666]

LPgeneratorx DING DING DING!

[@Ashurman666]

evan robertson YOU DONKEY!

[@LPgeneratorx]

***** RUBBER! RUBBER!! RUBBER!! (Actually no, it's actually, RUBBA! RUBBA!! RUBBA!!!)

[@uknownada]

24:20 Mickey: "You will give me an egg!"

[@StardustWhip]

*picks Mickey shape* MICKEY: Boy, I sure love that frosting! god what an egotist

[@fieryyoshi1337]

35:10 The fact that ProtonJon and Mickey said soups on at basically the same time.

[@jasonheigl1962]

"Will it blend ft. ProtonJon"

[@Dethmaster64]

6:33 Jon blends delicious spaghetti-cookie-banana tea 10:22 Jon burns the banana 15:44 Jon makes his world-famous blended chicken tea

[@shadowdemon1375]

When Jon started doing the morning griddle thing, I immediately and completely remembered I played this game when I was younger. God, what was I on as a kid?

[@XanthinZarda]

shadowdemon1375 Red Dye No 40, mostly.

[@YaminoMizu]

XanthinZarda xD

[@racheloaks4876]

No I had this game too

[@hanezutchins2786]

My cousin had this game.

[@pikaforce64]

Truely this game fits in with the likes of Catherine and Persona. I hope Mickey summons a demon soon

[@NyanMango]

pikaforce64 Don't forget Dokapon kingdom.

[@sitharc]

Jon needs to revisit this game sometime, especially now since Rosajon exists. Can imagine the art of Rosajon blending a chicken or other things.

[@ChristianCTaken]

Even when they make bad games, Atlus does pay attention to detail.

[@Starguy256]

Kenpokid4 >My Disney Kitchen >Bad games Really now?

[@DinnerForkTongue]

I don't see nothing bad about this.

[@Rougealienpirate]

Kenpokid4 Yeah when I think of Atlus I don't think of demons or fusing but cooking with disney

[@RosieAnims]

Imagine how boring Mickey and Minnies day is that the only thing they have to do is constantly butt in on their neighbour fumbling about in the kitchen

[@SensoryFour34]

For anyone wondering, this is the gif Lucah posted in the chat at about 12:05. Yes, I actually typed that in, and yes, it was totally worth it! 31.media.tumblr.com/89631d5b250c43fcc286ba0bef73b293/tumblr_inline_mpo8ah6HXO1qz4rgp.gif

[@JDeO1997]

SensoryFour34 yes

[@fabby2998]

That stream in a do-nutshell

[@AFKei]

Hey Jon. I got this for some possessed reason and I found a few things. 1. THERE'S POTATOES. 2. You can blend things twice over.

[@tigerwarrior1787]

Oh dear lord... Eggs, potatoes, shredded cheese... Jon will be a MONSTER with the double-blended Chicken.

[@8bitPikachu]

"An Excellent Meal"

[@wolliveryoutube]

One worthy of storage in your Stay Fresh bags

[@8bitPikachu]

Stay Fresh Blended Chicken Bags

[@SSBBPOKEFAN]

Ashens will be mighty surprised.

[@LuigiGodzillaGirl]

Oh snap! An Ashens meme in the comments of a Proton Jon video. This has made my day!

[@8bitPikachu]

well then you can find more in batman clips, dbz clips, mlp clips, tf reviews, and vinesauce vids. thats about all i watch it seems

[@Tepig28]

"I got so excited because he broke into my house"-protonjon 2015

[@Noarcs]

If Mickey and Minnie were smarter, they would have informed the authorities a long time ago. After all that breaking and entering, they should have realized that Jon was cooking meth...

[@aurorialgaming1935]

36:31 shredded chicken pizza dip, that sounds delicious!

[@hanezutchins2786]

Like my mom's Buffalo chicken wing dip

[@InsomniacMatt]

bacon and maple syrup, geeze Jon, that really showed how Canadian you are

[@BronzeFacade]

I had to stop halfway through to get a drink, this is too damn funny and I couldn't breathe XD

[@Sephiko]

You might be on to something with that tea soup... time to experiment.

[@MrViperfang]

No matter how many times I watch this, it's still fucking hilarious.

[@PhantomLola12]

OMG! I loved this game as a kid! My childhood memories!

[@KamekSans]

I fucking played the shit out of the PC version as a kid

[@sethweston311]

same here.

[@aurorialgaming1935]

Kamek Sans did you make tea chicken? XD

[@unova1995]

Also fun fact: At least in the PC version, if you click on the image when looking at recipes, it plays a quick short

[@Slash0mega]

There is a pc version? i wonder how hard it is to get running

[@shinyyoshiratsu6542]

The worst idea I ever had was eating lunch while watching this, thanks Jon.

[@OtioseFanatic]

The best part of the pc version is that burned food didn’t vanish into the either. You can make that damn rat eat a pile of charcoal and he will like it.

[@thunderhogTH]

YOU WILL GIVE ME AN EGG!...With a side of tea and shredded chicken

[@Valley_Of_Steel]

Mickey Megami Tensei: Kitchen Hackers

[@Konradix05]

MrPikaToad42 Mickey Megami Tensei: Jon Survivor

[@darkspin3000]

Mickey Megami Tensei: chickensona 2: eternal kitchen

[@TomatoKorb]

Chickensona 4: Burning all night

[@CorvodaPop]

Omg I'm so sad I missed this stream! Not going to lie, this game was my favorite game as a little kid. I ended up breaking my first disk and I was so upset, I had my mom buy another copy. Even to this day I find myself coming back to this game once every 6 months just to mess with my nostalgia again.

[@DarkSlimeGod]

So this is a game where Mickey and Minnie creep through your window, break into your house, and force you to cook for their enjoyment. 10/10, 10/10, 100/100, best game, best game.

[@keaddy1234]

Wrong Jon, mate.

[@DarkSlimeGod]

keaddy1234 That last bit I added on the spot after I re-read it and thought that it sounded familiar to one of Jon's lines in Takeshi's Challenge.

[@TheGamingTurret]

keaddy1234 I don't know, there's a specific lack of muscle spasms talking parrots and Ech to be the wrong jon ....

[@keaddy1234]

^ Good point. All this would need is a script and some cuts here and there and this is essentially JonTron.

[@LordTyph]

DarkSlimeGod It sounds more like '10/10, Hotter than Hotter, Best Game, Best Game' to me.

[@caitystepleton8938]

this game... the nostalgia. im sitting in bed at 3 am at 22 years old and i suddenly started going nuts over the name of the micky mouse cooking game used to be. my lord is this game the best or what?! gonna buy this and play on my ps2

[@not_relevant1353]

Cooking With Proton Jon: How to Use a Blender

[@TPrower]

I'd totally watch a cooking show starring Jon. XD

[@litnin200]

We need to get someone to make a real-life edible fishbowl.

[@krullachief669]

3:17 I gotta Social Link Goofy. Best comment ever.

[@300IQPrower]

I freaking knew when he said Neapolitan at least one person would shout "RWBY"

[@ZenoDLC]

The first thing that went through my head was "Smells like vanilla in here". Why? I actually somehow smell vanilla whenever I head "Neapolitan"

[@Pikpikaholik]

At the start, mickey's just hanging out in the corner asking himself "What the hell is jon doing" while pelvic thrusting

[@SilentScreamLP]

This is the funniest video I have seen in a while. Could not breathe due to laughing during the sausage-cheese soup bit. Keep on being amazing, Jon.

[@camwoodstock]

"Where's the turkey baster?" Words that shake fear into the cores of the hardened.

[@lilgohan]

Jon, if you don't already watch it, I think you'd like Good Eats.

[@xadegames1603]

Lesson fucking learned: Never watch Proton Jon stream highlight while eating. I nearly choked on a ramen noodle.

[@elluminance]

Did your ramen noodles have any blended chicken in them?

[@xadegames1603]

No. They had chicken flavoring, but no real chicken

[@A_Name_On_YT]

+Xade23 Did you make sure to cook it for only five seconds? Anything more would burn it.

[@xadegames1603]

Mystical Trixter You know what? I think that was actually the problem.

[@wollywog42]

If you make a cooking show I will watch it. I will watch it a million times.

[@profskitty]

So it's safe to assume that Emile cooks during TRG stuff?

[@sunnysurfer101MA]

I can't breathe, this is how funny this video is!

[@darrelsam419]

I remember playing this game on my PC when I was a kid, I'm pretty sure it's one of the reasons why I don't dare to cook much to this day because I remember burning everything i tried to cook in this game, even eggs. Watching this is really nostalgic, and this made me feel old. At least Jon goes all out with everything showing no fear. He made freakin blended chicken.

[@Yellowtoad6]

This is the perfect cure for not being able to sleep thanks Jon! :)

[@PVMPlays]

Minnie is apparently the master of egg puns... who knew. No idea this game even existed. I sort of want to play it now. xD

[@SagittariusAyy]

Who’s revisiting this video after Caddicarus talked about this game? Just me?

[@canadalynx]

February 7th, 2002, Atlus released My Disney Kitchen. A month and a half later, on March 20th, 2002, they released SMT 2

[@5143R]

I think I'm bleeding from laughter.

[@THiNGYBOBinc]

I don't know why this is so funny to me but it is

[@Princcess0123]

Oh my gosh! played this as a kid sooo much. So many memories

[@theminiyosshi2901]

18:24 “can you blend it in the oven”

[@Fireluigi1225]

For some reason I really like Mickey's voice lines. I could see me loving this game if it came out when I was 5.

[@racer927]

Reminds me of the time I used to mess around with this Disney Art Studio thing when I was extremely young and the most I did was mess around with the funny little tools more than anything.

[@Nathan55411]

Hey! You did upload this! Awesome! Now I can relive the stream that I was actually able to come to!

[@TheGamerboy1103]

Jon if you read this, i will help you achieve your dream of a cooking show where every episode something catches on fire, have emile be your cohost, he'll always fuck up and light something on fire and you know this

[@drenkrod9811]

I keep coming back to this because I had this game on Windows as a kid. It really is just screwing around in a virtual kitchen with a real life recipe book in the corner.

[@masterplusmargarita]

Who flips eggs? Have I just been doing it wrong my whole life?

[@JungminMoon]

This was beautiful when it was live and still beautiful. Jon is clearly gonna open a new restaurant with his fantastic cooking.

[@dryboneskirby]

I would watch every episode if you made a cooking show. Watch out Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsey, here comes ProtonJon!

[@NekoHex]

*finds out the game was developed by Atlus* I GOTTA SOCIAL LINK GOOFY

[@Erin-cv4to]

I had this game as a kid, amazing to see this again, and also hilarious.

[@AliceinDisneyWorld1125]

Oh my God, I need this game. This seems like a good game to have some drinks and fuck around with.

[@WhoIsSirChasm]

I love that after your neighbors eat one slice of cake each, the rest of the cake literally explodes in a puff of smoke.

[@PIKMINROCK1]

I'm sad I accidentally missed this when this originally was streamed. I remember this from my childhood as well as the Land Before Time game that was streamed that night as well

[@prsoulx3730]

You're too funny bro lol. You inspired me to start doing let's plays. Good shit Jon.

[@0215MADman]

I saw this on Twitch and it was awesome!

[@ChiefScarneck]

"Terriblest..." - Jonathan Wheeler 2015

[@pitmarthroy]

19:35 "What you need to do is take the blended chicken and put it into small cups to make chicken shots." ...this sounds similar to one of my favorite alcoholic drinks, the Mossy Turkey Turner.

[@LoShadows0111]

Jon thank you so much for uploading this. My favorite part of that stream hands down. I used to have that game for the pc and I also had my fun trying to make stupid stuff. I tried to give them a ruined birthday cake once... Didn't work though.

[@OrangeOctopi7]

Oh my gosh, I actually used to play this as a kid, it was actually one of my favorite computer games!

[@300IQPrower]

I remember when this was new god i'm old

[@anoriginalusername1088]

I want a t-shirt or all the random sh*t you said in in this episode.

[@emmam.4469]

Omg this game brings back memories of me playing it on my PC! 😄

[@RosieTheRo]

this keeps popping up in my recommended and i am not complaining

[@StardustWhip]

Well, it's got one thing common with Persona 4, actually: Mystery Food X.

[@WllStation360]

Oooohhh myyyyyyyyy gooooooooooooooooooood. This Nostalgia hit me like a metric ton of cement trucks.

[@GreatFox42]

The chat is just as entertaining as what's happening onscreen.

[@presidentpres7699]

I remember playing this game as a kid. When I saw this, I immediately google'd it to see if it was really what I owned. And then I saw that the PC Version is nearly eighty dollars. What gold I once had.

[@cathstablook5058]

I totally had this game when I was a kid and my mom and I made that fish bowl. That was legit my best childhood memory

[@bunnydo22]

omfg, I remember playing this when I was, what, 5? This was a fucking blast from the past.

[@epiccraft-xk3hb]

I need to comment on this again. Since atlus made persona 4 does that mean jon is making mystery food x?