My favorite Two Best Friends Play moment (Pat's dad story)

[@Iamafishproductions]

And on that day, Pat resolved that for the rest of his life he would follow in his father's footsteps and never, ever admit to being wrong even in the face of the most glaringly obvious lies and mistakes.

[@pierredroderique6290]

I dunno what you're on about, Pat talks about how wrong he is all the time. Saying "I'm probably wrong about this, but" is the SBFP's channel motto by now.

[@skytop082]

"No shut up it's fine"

[@MynameisFICTION]

His dad didn't have to fight his own [STAND]

[@FreedomHero4]

DSPat

[@ThatBugBehindYou]

+skytop082 Wasn't that Liam's catchphrase?

[@tailedgates9]

That is Vegeta-like pride right there.

[@chiyo-chanholocaust8143]

tailedgates9 Pat's dad can withstand 200+ times gravity

[@SpectralSlugger]

Chio Chan Genocide *bites sandwich* "IMPOSSIBLE....YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS KAKAROT"

[@DonChalant]

The planet, the king, or the prince?

[@tailedgates9]

.....Yes.

[@217adaptiveperspective]

Don Chalant ye- All of them!!!

[@martian25]

Thia story explains a lot

[@spookhyskeleton]

"It's fine." - Pat's dad.

[@Nymphonomicon]

This sense of undying pride, this Will of Firebeard that he inherited from his father was what allowed Pat to unlock his Stand that breaks reality on a word.

[@nekky9534]

Nymphonomicon in all the ways he doesn’t want it to

[@J_A_P_E]

Pat's dad losing his mind whenever the basement flooded and blaming everyone in the house for it is my favorite

[@feebtubereal]

PUNISHED DAD: A father denied his paprika

[@goodninji8]

-gnaws into a Daikon Chicken Sandwich

[@ColorfulTiger-eb7tu]

I can already imagine ocelot on his horse chowing down on a sandwich as boss rides away.

[@ViolacTrough]

Sounds like the work of an enemy Stand. Mr. Boivin saved his whole family that day and still remains unrespected.

[@darrianweathington1923]

DWC15 it was crazy talk all along

[@QueenMonoChrome]

Pat's Dad: "Ah, yes, this is the paprika contai-" `CRAZY TALK` *reality alters so the two spices get switched*

[@lkim100]

its an inherited stand

[@CaptainDoomsday]

@@darrianweathington1923 CRAZY TALK activates when the User says something they're sure of. Pat's dad's Stand, THE HANDS OF CHAOS, activates when the User is sure they're touching something specific without looking.

[@GoldLight73]

Pat's dad is a true hero

[@unknownfrequency7024]

I think every dad will hit this scenario once

[@AceRevero]

I can imagine, as Pat's dad eating the sandwich, sins of the father starts to play... WOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@masterxl97]

SPIIIIIIICE THAT KILLS!!!!! WOULD YOU FEED IT TO MEEEEEE???

[@TheManiacKing]

Reaper4114 Pat's Dad - A Man Robbed From His Paprika

[@lkim100]

perfect

[@spiralpower1620]

Pat's dad: Why am I still here? Just to suffer?

[@ramzyrizzle]

I never knew about adding paprika to egg sandwiches/toast and started doing so after hearing this all those years ago, it absolutely slaps.

[@time4manmode945]

This happened to me one time but habanero instead of cyan

[@Trustworthy_McLegitimate]

manliest manly man who ever manned.

[@Negativevinyl]

Trustworthy McLegitimate Sooo...Ron Swanson?

[@N_Moli]

*BIGGEST* *MAN* *BITE*

[@lorddestrustor8828]

My favorite Pat anecdote was on the podcast, when he told the tale of how his tiny french leprechaun of a grandma unleashed her arc-en-ciel gougi to basically suplex an asshole down a spiral staircase.

[@chiyo-chanholocaust8143]

Aw man you remember which podcast was that? I remember him talking about that kinda briefly on their I Have No Mouth let's play

[@lorddestrustor8828]

I wish I did, because then I'd listen to it at least once a week. I'm only moderately confident it *wasn't* within the first 100.

[@chiyo-chanholocaust8143]

Didn't the whole thing happened because some dude's dog pretty much gouged Pat's dad eye out when he was a kid? Now that I think of it that stupid MGSV rip off thumbnail I made is more apropriate than I thought. Also wait holy shit Pat's grandma was the Boss confirmed

[@peterpwner]

@@chiyo-chanholocaust8143 I have no ass but I must fart I think it was

[@phoenixsplash135]

A favorite 'dad' story of mine is Jerry from Penny arcade. His dad is working on a car engine and it fucking erupts and hot oil shoots all over his god damn face and eyes. Blinded, he stumbles to the back doors, comes in the house, reaches for his keys and calmy says 'Jerry get your mother.. we're going to the hospital'

[@effluviah7544]

Oh god, is that from one of their podcast things? I haven't been keeping up, but the PA guys have some great stories.

[@talynhastime9343]

His father is a hero.

[@ianlinn596]

Pat repeats his father's actions metaphorically; he makes big ol' lie sandwiches, and eats them without admitting he's wrong.

[@turboyabo864]

Stories of pat's dad=woolie Stories of pat's mom=woolie

[@Betsy2Heavens]

Since I heard that story, I've made egg sandwiches on toasted sandwich rounds with pepper jack and cayanne. Thanks pat's dad.

[@AwkwardKyle]

Gen Arikado that sounds really good. I was thinking about making one now, but add a slice of grilled ham. Call it "The Boivin"

[@sinnerssandwich4140]

My favorite dad story is from when I was in junior high. My dad has a bunch of bows, crossbows, and what have you. One week he finds a blow dart gun at a garage sale, with a set of small arrows that came with it. He starts practicing with it on a still target (his old mattress), and when he was hitting bullseyes every time he decided to challenge himself. He starts rolling around with the dart gun, doing all sorts of action shit with it; then he fires an arrow and can't see it on the mattress. He looks around and sees a small hole in the sliding glass window. The millisecond he walks towards it, the entire glass panel shatters, causing our cats to freak the fuck out and run away. After some frantic searching to see where it could have landed outside, he found it next to a chair by our apartment's pool. To avoid the embarrassment of having to admit he fired an arrow through his own window, he just told anyone who asked that someone must have tried to break into the apartment.

[@zeterzero4356]

Isabella Tiberi That is a solid dad story.

[@Garl_Vinland]

This explains why Pat is so convicted to his own wrongness.

[@Grwgoski]

The DP LP was the hypest shit

[@timyac]

This was an amazing LP

[@ledzeppelinfan1001]

timyac oh its the fucking best.

[@omnibus3529]

The strangest thing is, I can totally see Kratos doing something like this in Ragnarok. And the more I think about that, the more I just have to look at Atreus, who's short (at least compared to his father), is ginger, and has anger issues, and just have a single thought of "There’s no way, right?" Also, I do know that Pat doesn't ACTUALLY have anger issues

[@DeadManProp]

Deadly premonition. The definitive 2BFP let's play.

[@DenDhur]

DeadManProp is it? I always figured it was Re4 🤔

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

Pats dad was so confident that he retroactively changed his mind and decided no mistake was made

[@bplup6419]

I remember when I was around six, my dad cut himself working on the car somehow. I ran outside because I heard loud swearing and yelling. Blood EVERYWHERE. My dad was on the ground crying clutching his wrist which was split wide open. He rolled over, saw me, and stood up like nothing happened as blood is waterfalling out his arm. "Get me a towel, please"

[@harrisonlichtenberg3162]

Pats dad has maximum constitution

[@disrupticon]

NO MAYO!

[@DarknessViper99]

*THE MADMAN!*

[@erikwilliams1562]

Pats dad is a man among men!

[@BreadandFaxes]

OH NO THE PAPRIKA

[@TheFuryHasCome]

I love this clip so much, but one detail that is completely unintentional yet adds to the story is when Pat is talking about his dad lathering the sandwich with the spice, the in-game menu toggling sounds like they’re messing with spices.

[@masterxl97]

Sounds like Pat's dad didn't leave enough manliness for anyone else, least of all Pat.

[@MoTuWeThFrSaSu]

I get an odd sense of calm whenever i listen to Matt and Patt play DP

[@lucasmartinez5703]

Pat's dad sounds way cooler then his son.

[@Raheel_Ishaq]

Truly, Pat is the Boruto of his patents.

[@felabugg1]

I can't believe he ate the whole thing.

[@TheKrawtch]

Pat truly is his father

[@manuelmateo3392]

My dad once took us out to do donuts in the middle of a goddamn New England winter. There was ice all over the place, and my dad and I are pretending to fight over the wheel in our fucking '07 Honda Accord. Oh man.

[@jokehouse9903]

this is 100% normal new england conduct.

[@Xport9]

Are we in a timecapsule???

[@Pandora234able]

Pat is literally his dad.

[@amanofmanywords9384]

As soon as I saw the title I knew what it would be! Awesome story

[@KTWEBS]

From one of the best playthroughs. Nice

[@Karpens16]

Ive watched this playthrough about 3 times, i want to watch it again now.

[@allohtoffbaqphat4547]

What a hero

[@ColeVecsion]

deadly premonition was truely their most magical LP

[@steelblake]

when i grow up, i wanna be like pat's dad

[@EvtheNev]

My favorite Two Best Friends Play -moment- LP!

[@SpoonyBard88]

My dad did something similar with wasabi around me and my sister. I saw it coming and said nothing while he dipped his food into more than a tablespoon of it. I guess he thought it was just horsey mayo. His face turned so damn red.

[@wybub]

Coming back to this story after the Pat and Paige stream about Pat's eating trauma.

[@EduardoFlores-bt4fo]

After Pat became a daddy

[@salahad-din9168]

what a wholesome story

[@loganwendigo937]

This story reminds me so much of my grandpa

[@JustinJTime]

Honestly, since I like spicy shit, I'd eat the whole sandwich too.

[@cheese4g]

The second Pat brought up the Cayenne pepper I covered my mouth in horror. I LIKE spicy food and I can't imagine the pain Pat's dad must have gone through.

[@crimsondynamo615]

Cheese4G it’s fine!

[@silverroddo1468]

I should try this paprika and a slide o’ cheese, sounds delish

[@Zeradias]

This happened to me last year...

[@RisqueBisquet]

A lot of people on meeting my dad go "Oh, THAT'S why you're like this." He would do things like tell people there was a secret cult that revolved around discarded food on buses. A few times we bought a bunch of fireworks around Halloween, emptied them all out into a pumpkin and exploded it. Oh, one time his cat went missing and he made a 'lost' poster that described it as a genocidal alien with psychic powers. Yeah, I had an interesting childhood.

[@RanMouri82]

Your dad sounds awesome. ❤

[@thelaughingrouge]

His dad story is great but his grandma story was way better.

[@patriousthefallenknight3185]

I miss mat and pat, they were like peanut butter and chocolate

[@NewAgeComix]

Pats Dad used Crazy Talk on the spice, a stand he would later pass on to his son

[@Rthe47]

I return to one of my favorite bits in hopes of finding solace in the midst of the zaibatsu break up.

[@darrianweathington1923]

now i have to go watch DP again

[@gavinjohnson2734]

I just came here after hearing pat reveal his kid.

[@pocenha]

What a fucking Badass!

[@hillbillypowpow]

I knew exactly what this story world be before clicking the video

[@-THE_META]

Pat's dad is Big Boss?

[@EduardoFlores-bt4fo]

They seem so happy being friends together :(

[@gatfatf]

Woolie couldn't have been there, he would've clowned the shit out of Pat's dad for flinching at Cayenne Pepper.

[@LuminousLead]

Thank you for that Simpsons context

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

Woolie stole my pie as a child

[@Endocrom]

Honestly, I don't know what paprika tastes like. Only ever have it on deviled eggs and I taste no difference weather it's there or not.

[@Colleywoodstudios]

ow i can TASTE this story

[@Amialythis]

Honestly that sounds delicious

[@yep8058]

So it's basically Crazy Talk, but a more evolved variation of it?

[@BlargleWargle]

My favourite story of the gang's family is Pat's dad dropping off his mom to give birth while he *parks the car* and I can never remember where he told it.

[@DoktahDoktah]

Punished Venom Dad

[@kingdovachief5707]

God damn, what a fucking badass.

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

Fireaxe and YOU DONT HAVE ANY OBJECTIVES woolie in omikron ride to hell nier heavy rain are my favorites

[@teslawolverine7009]

Stupidity and hard headedness is in Pat's genes apparently

[@kingluckyday6090]

Aww he's a real mam

[@kingluckyday6090]

Man...wow

[@hurtoo]

what game were they playing :( ?

[@chris_player2995]

Deadly Premonition, a wanna be Twin Peaks game with the kind of dialogue that would make Tommy Wiseau proud

[@kevincullen6627]

Punished Richard

[@NootalieWalf]

My dad did a similar thing with peanut butter and molasses (expired) on pancakes. Ate the whole plate, but even as a child I saw pain in his eyes.

[@datedjr1]

MEN!

[@theskipper7305]

Why won't the video load?

[@EduardoFlores-bt4fo]

Did it load?

[@johntrains1317]

Lmfao amazing.

[@daniphofani3473]

Damn, old age Best Friends had bad mica and audio quality. Thank God they eventually upgraded their equipment

[@jakesommer3914]

I miss the dingy audio quality, and am thankful that our favorite shitlords still drop the ball from time to time, and upload tincan audio for me to enjoy

[@squelchotron8259]

I find the tin can audio oddly comforting.

[@notoverwatch6991]

I miss tin can days.

[@KMS2K]

I picture Pat's dad looking like Cotton from King of the Hill.

[@EggBastion]

_The Taste You Trust_

[@MadamFoogie]

The worrying part is that I love to put cayenne pepper on my eggs normally. Fucking delish.