My First Fist Fight

[@robbymaxwell3182]

Literally 10 years later: gets recommended to me

[@prestongonzalez3836]

Yyyyuuuuuuuppppppp

[@bryantbraxton5733]

Bringing back memories of when I was walking home from school and go jumped

[@danieloutzen9802]

Yup

[@prevoke9270]

YEAH LOL

[@ingozark8862]

Same 😂😂

[@igitpu33i99]

Never mess with a black guy who is hungry and never ate his snickers

[@alihujatbilgrami3281]

😂😂😂😂

[@alihujatbilgrami3281]

😂😂😂😂

[@Karkat]

LMAO

[@seriouscheater5561]

+i git pu33i DAMN DAT TYLER DOES NOT NO HOW T BULLY

[@joshwendt793]

And you can't spell.

[@kfc.enjoyer]

This dude literally hasn’t aged

[@RyanGosling6]

Gianni.i N the only difference is the muscles 💪🏼

[@tanjiro1859]

Ikr

[@dripplaflare3356]

Black don't crack✊🏾

[@bsc_raptor8773]

@@dripplaflare3356 lol

[@DoomSlayer-gj8qb]

He’s swoozie the immortal

[@marg8618]

I came back 9 years later and now hes a thousand before 7 million

[@thespeedster7700]

Exactly

[@antoniobeccari6611]

Am i the only one who thinks he looks stretched res in this vid

[@hiphopfixx]

E

[@Oversent]

Bruh who else’s is here in 2020

[@silverbullet5083]

Fallz no

[@blackconfucius4974]

Well if he had braces....that means you were just trying to help him by not giving him candy good lookin out man!

[@SCP--bp9ud]

Infinite109 Yea, snickers has caramel in it, My Dentist said That i couldn't eat caramel when i had braces.(right after i got them taken off, I bought a Snickers bar, Oooo.... the joy.....

[@NateLanza]

Atomic Eagle174 I've had braces for 2 years. Eaten about 200 snickers & countless pieces of candy I wasn't supposed to. Never had a problem, except once with a jolly rancher during a bumpy car ride

[@SCP--bp9ud]

Nate Lanza The problem I had was that my brother had a piece of snickers when he had braces and he had get a snickers bar removed from his braces, so even though you can get away with it, i thought i'd be better safe than sorry.

[@NateLanza]

Atomic Eagle174 You mean he got the caramel stuck in his braces? I get stuff stuck in my braces all the time, but I have floss & some thin brushes that I use to get it out.

[@SCP--bp9ud]

Nate Lanza NO the caramel got his wires ripped off.

[@fishingmasterstudios9481]

" who's the man? " ~Swoozie 2010

[@deanabrown1939]

I want to want his new video to and

[@deanabrown1939]

And I didn't recognize him

[@A1Surreal]

@@deanabrown1939 bro he legit looks the same how you not recognize him

[@EsotErikka]

I'm a Christian, but if you mess with my candy, your not going to lose your teeth from cavities. That's all I'm gonna say.

[@augmentedlinguist4674]

Major Ratchet Amen

[@youngkingstokes8063]

Same

[@copycat7068]

Lol

[@user-iy4ye1pr8y]

And it matters if ur a Christian?

[@user-iy4ye1pr8y]

Piggy De Swaggy my point is, if he's a Christian and he would knock their teeth out would he do it if he wasn't? So why does that detail matter

[@toluwanimibankole2345]

"Cause... I'm allergic to pain" I'm so dead

[@Hispanef]

Is it because you were allergic to pain

[@honore6077]

@@Hispanef 😂😂😂

[@jalensmith3331]

Swoozie went saber tooth tiger,he ain't even NEED to morph

[@thedank0r162]

Lol

[@YupJustPassingBy]

Is that an Animorph reference? Please, don't hate if I'm wrong.

[@awe7266]

SiLeNt NiNjA Power Rangers*

[@urbanisreal5416]

You mean *-NEED-*

[@lalitakearnun9293]

cereal killer Yeaassss!! Lol lmao

[@dougie6157]

Lil pump was 10 when this video came out

[@cherishcaesar4826]

I was seven

[@allandubreus7379]

I was 6

[@motoboys5704]

I was 2

[@MacDreezyy_]

I was 4😂

[@torta1905]

i was 5

[@nhoJeoD77]

I heard adande threw a fire ball at tyler

[@riddlemegamer2516]

Yea dude it was crazy

[@vyr9467]

Agreed

[@RYYZE888]

John Doe Tyler the creator could of probs went to school wit swoozy I'm late cuz I'm doing research

[@Jobe-13]

*If bending was real*

[@savageomega8490]

John Doe really nigga😅😎😃😆

[@jellyfish4323]

Nobody Me:Getting this recommended 10 years later

[@annajanas7625]

Fr

[@aaronragoonanan4991]

Actually

[@skoaluuni832]

10 years

[@ihavesmolppbut7591]

With ya

[@tinatumblin9270]

Jelly fish same-

[@rebeccaannshields8559]

When I was 10 my brothers stole my candy from Halloween. I walk from city to city, about 3 pillow cases of candy. I took archery so I got my bow, and so he had the bag and I shot the bag, it went through, hit the wall and stayed there. The candy was falling out of the bag and he just trembled, got up gave me the bag and he was 6 years older than me. He never took them again. I take candy seriously.

[@rebeccaannshields8559]

💀

[@randomedude9303]

God danm

[@TheVeta25]

wat

[@Yukalitlee]

Yep

[@lilphxl]

+Rebecca ann Shields Fatniss Everdeen asf

[@GoWithDannyMo]

I've only had one fight. I live in the Uk, so I don't know what grade it is but it was year 7 for me. We were on a school trip and this guy had been a dick to me all year and he was being a dick to me while waiting in line for lunch. I don't know what came over me but I'm normally a calm guy, but I changed and sort of snapped so I slapped him as hard as I could. He looked at me sort of shocked and went to hit me back but like a ninja I blocked him with my left arm and kicked him in the balls and he started crying...one of the most satisfying moments of my life right there!

[@GoWithDannyMo]

Year 7 is around 11/12 years old just to let y'all Americans know

[@naturesdichotomy7098]

*****Chucky. Im surprised u werent that 9th grader 😂

[@Jukinj94]

***** sir that's not at all a fight that's a loss by technicality or referred to as an ass kicking XD

[@Jukinj94]

***** and you're not the real Chuck Norris he never got beat until the mightiest of them all fought him and lost that mightiest fighter was bruce lee

[@sonpau5183]

DannyboyRFC06 one time someone hit me in the BALLS! that hurted very much. But now I beat up more kids at my school, older kids. I'm in 8th grade.

[@decome3943]

If "Tyler" squished my candy I would grab him by his shirt and throw him back to the front of the bus

[@urmomisstraight7099]

Niiiiiiiicccccccceeeeeeeeeeee

[@deathberry9284]

I would literally just go full on Super Saiyan Goku VS Freiza I would break that man like a kit kat bar

[@decome3943]

MistahIIWRECKZ if Tyler even fucking TOUCHED my candy I would rip out his stomach

[@taylorschott8910]

Mega Blastoise dude.. overkill. rip his stomach out? thats a little too far.

[@decome3943]

Taylor Schott Dude.. It's a joke

[@gseric4721]

First fist fight was in elementary school. I was as quiet as they come, but when a bully tries to give a Catholic transfer student who's mom was just getting through a divorce a hard time, I couldn't take it anymore. We were walking to the bus, the fists started flying, I punched the guy in the gut, and he didn't bother my soon-to-be best friend anymore after that. I guess the teachers ignored the whole situation because I pretty much had perfect conduct(if I didn't, there was a belt waiting for me at home) The crazy part about it was that the guy that was bullying my new friend had lost his mom just a few years back. Both guys were so different, but yet so similar. I'd only found out about their situations later.

[@OGrandomunknownperson]

Shut up LOSER HE SOUNDS COOL

[@RakuraiNetwork]

I've gotten into 17 fights in my day...and have talked my way out of every single one of them

[@SuperSillySam]

I got into a fight when this kid threw a ball at the back of my head in gym. I kinda went ape on him and the teacher saw the whole thing. I did a lot of talking after and got him sent to the office and I got off with a verbal warning.

[@RakuraiNetwork]

Lol wow! XD

[@IntingLuxray]

Nice dude

[@SCP--bp9ud]

SuperSilly Sam Good Job man!

[@xanarrow1133]

The shoryuken is real...i saw it in real life..

[@arian2125]

Am i the only one that pissed my pants when he said "Wu tang clan gets off" 😂😂😂

[@Handlewastaken481]

nope

[@arian2125]

+Total Otaku glad i'm not the only one 😂

[@Wavvy_eddie]

+Arian Alfelor same 😂😂

[@ayannashadee542]

Don't mess with a thug's candy.....

[@ayannashadee542]

Your point is?

[@ayannashadee542]

I'm ok with that ^-^

[@RobotSpy13]

Skittles- Chan derpaderp skittl3s

[@the_x_riddler_4016]

Skittles- Chan i me and my friend asked my other friend to kind of fight like not like kill each other like were friends so i said yall can fight me and they said there going to win but they did not no i had been solo hand to hand combat training for a long time and i timed it i took them down in 37.5 seconds

[@chainedbluewolf99]

Skittles- Chan Yup you are god damn right.

[@Footystreamslive]

This was in my recommended 10 years later lmao

[@misslydiawashere]

Swoozie: Oh, that kid wears his paiger... on his ankle! That's pretty fresh! Me: LMAO

[@starleader4458]

If I did that I would look down at him like\_(._.)_/ "don't Tuch my Kit Kat"

[@insertnamehere7212]

This comment made me laugh so much

[@flamingseb11]

Star Leader your right 😼😒(:

[@MJsanchez05]

Star Leader lol

[@anaya2828]

Star Leader \(._.)/ hello

[@kaukazian4052]

Star Leader Hey! ＼(-_______-;)／ don't touch my candy fool!

[@PheenX]

I remember my grandpa telling me ''If some sort of dickweed bullies you, and there's a group of 'em, or he has like these little friends, punch the biggest one, that'll work. And if it doesn't, just chase 'em with a piece of wood. With a nail in it.''

[@swisspikeman2400]

+PheenX BD what a wise old man

[@PheenX]

Metaknight Swordsmaster Too bad I didn't get to hear the rest of his advice...

[@rubenmooij124]

+PheenX BD ;-(

[@PheenX]

***** I know right, he died because of a heart attack... his 6th to be exact

[@rubenmooij124]

***** damn...

[@quinnCS]

2018 anyone?

[@boolinginthebackround8267]

yes

[@cashcapo300]

Yaw

[@joemundell4438]

Yes sir

[@luqmanm8105]

Ye

[@jeffkaplan8199]

just realising now how old this video is

[@skywalkerkushberries7336]

Wu tang clan gets off.

[@MasterGhostf]

I don`t like to fight, but I will fight if needed.

[@AwesomeMinecraftersakuraodomMC]

same

[@AwesomeMinecraftersakuraodomMC]

well then

[@jamesfogarty8316]

Got jumped by 7 people when 14 broke my leg but survived and went to had to pay fines for punching them when they passed out....... ME STRONG NOW

[@AwesomeMinecraftersakuraodomMC]

wut

[@MrNut-ky7zm]

MasterGhostf i love fighting but i never do it probably because im just a kid and i dont get bullyed yet or anything so the OTHER kids are good for now. for now probably just dreaming about being a ninja and kicking the shit out of everybody

[@barbaravibes]

"that kid was on house arrest" LMAO

[@rainman6670]

Love you love you love you love you love you I

[@MJStarZG]

Lol 10 years later... still wouldn't call it a fist fight i mean he wussed out after that punch K.O.

[@user-xr5sj2jt2p]

TKO

[@Xoxoxo4194]

"They don't look like they really waste time on hand to hand combat" XD OMFG I died 💀

[@t_buddha3647]

That must've been a very powerful Right Hook.

[@Luke12C]

no it was a SHOOORYUKEN!!!

[@t_buddha3647]

lmao

[@tobychilders5671]

If I get in a fight it’s a 50 50 cause I’m a scronny guy buuuuuttttt I can take some punches

[@thefuture9666]

"Pls do not mess with my candy..." - adande

[@celiaromero9299]

sWooZie : was it the right thing to do? Me : screams yes!!! sWooZie : says no Me : I thought we were squad!!!!!!!!😂😂

[@cameronstonier5045]

lesson of this video is don't touch a man's candy......

[@christinaruffell2996]

not the video

[@cameronstonier5045]

Christina Ruffell life?

[@matthew_natividad]

But b ready to fight if the need arises

[@frogshavefeelings2850]

"We'll just call him Tyler." Me at midnight: TYLER JOSEPH

[@jessecoffins8832]

If only. maybe if he gets punched enough times, his brain will reset and maybe he can make decent music

[@evgenys6335]

True

[@felixsfreckles8651]

+ThaRaggamuffin Prince Tyler Joseph has good music ☺

[@ettamoriarty8757]

I was literally picturing him the entire time

[@septre6567]

the thumbnail is when I knew it was an old video...

[@walkingfaith9523]

"Adande wins. Flawless Victory. Babality."

[@joshabbley4179]

Everyday when you're walking down the street, everybody that you meet Has an original point of view And I say HEY! what a wonderful kind of day. Where you can learn to work and play And get along with each other You got to listen to your heart Listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm, the rhythm of the street Open up your eyes, open up your ears Get together and make things better by working together It's a simple message and it comes from the heart Believe in youself

[@domhasinterests]

I had a fear that I was gonna get jumped, too. So I took intensive martial arts training and it's all good now. I still can't throw fireballs, though. lol, sWooZie, u so cray cray.

[@theeldergamers2000]

I took judo, the shittiest martial art EVAR. It was like dancing.

[@AugustiniandeJuanPierre]

That's AWSOME!

[@domhasinterests]

TheeldergamersAdam lol, I took Krav Maga. It was sooo painful. Like getting trained in the navy or something. Ok, maybe not that bad, but hitting a punching bag with five pound weights in each hand for an hour starts to hurt after a while. I think I died a little in that class...

[@theeldergamers2000]

Well it wasn't for me!

[@rasmusskovlund1686]

pfff just get some punds on and sit on them, so you get Instant KO!

[@cloakerunit2805]

My first fight is when this kid...we'll call him Nyle - anyway, Nyle is this wannabe gangster/tough kid (btw it was in grade 7 when this happened). he'd always pick on me and call me names, I hardly had any friends, so one day I was in my bed thinking what im gonna do. Next day comes up, lunch is here, and Nyle, he comes up to me and says "give me that candy or you'll be dead" i didn't give it to him. Instead i donkey kicked his knee "inward" it did not break his leg, but merely bruised it, he walked away trying to still be a tough guy with his ghastly leg. After school, his "gang" and himself show up and surround me in a pathway, one of them tried to stab me with a pencil, it got me, but it broke, made a gash in my 3DS. I eventually started crumbling and filling with rage, i grabbed the pencil the kid tried to stab me with, stabbed myself in the palm of my hand, literally took it out of me, jabbed the person whom i stole the pencil from, the pencil snapped inside his side(small bit only) it was leaking blood over, his "gang" ran away, one of them pulling out duck-tape applying to the wound (with the piece still inside) Nyle punched me strait in the gut. I punch him back so hard, i didn't feel any pain in my body, a big flash for like 3 seconds, and all i see Nyle with a big bloody bruise on his face, his nose has been broken, he's crying. I realize what im doing, and i stomp on his ankle (dislocating it) his gang comes back and carries him up and away, one of them has a nail-gun, he points it at me, and shoots like 2 nails, both miss, aiming for my head, breezing right past my ear. One mystery, My 3DS has blood all over it, is broken all over (garbage) and a massive cracks and a really big dent on the back. Im pretty sure i hit him with it, but i do not remember. Anyway, he does not go back to school for about a month. he has braces, a neck cast, and crutches. Nyle and his "gang" never talk to anybody or his gang ever. Fast forward one year: He transferred schools and moved out of town. I never got in trouble, and I threw away my 3DS and got a new one, without letting my par rents know (cuz you know, I live nearby a walmart).

[@theicedfin8725]

H-Holy Shit you're a badass

[@cloakerunit2805]

Dish Detergent This comment is supposed to mock bullshit comments So this comment is bullshit If it wasn't so obvious

[@cloakerunit2805]

***** Read my previous reply. Darude - Sandstormia.

[@abbyc6186]

Dude that was such I lie, one how did you break a neck, you never did anything there, two you never hit him in the mouth three if it did happen (which I didn't ) odds are one of the staples would have hit you four who cares about your Ds

[@TheAshofdarkness]

He said it was a lie read earlier comments _._

[@yeaboiii3057]

I remember watching this when it was uploaded, damn so many memories, so little stresses

[@dani-nh2hy]

My first fight was because we had secret Santa at my school and a boy, let's call him Flubdude, threw my little brother's new toy onto the roof, he comes to me crying and tells me what happened, I just walked right up to Flubdude and broke his nose.

[@noirblanque5324]

dani good job!

[@jetskijay1955]

Thank you I bet that kid thinks twice before pulling some stunts in the future. Street justice!

[@logangreen7369]

I was the type of kid who sat in the front of the bus and did his homework. No fight stories for me.

[@RealPenguinMarioFan1]

One time, this one kid was bullying my friend and I had enough. I hit that kid with a broomstick and yelled "HOME RUN!" Then the kids older brother saw and tried to fight me so I grabbed a rake and hit the dude square in his arm. I ran so fast I went through a screen door.

[@purgatoryknight4751]

Majestic Jay XD HOME RUN!!!!!!!

[@ChiefKale]

"Who's the man" -swoozie 2010 I knew I was the man -swoozie 2020

[@katjones8472]

my first fight ... I was in 3rd grade and this bitch tried to punch me so I dodged it and punched her so hard it broke her nose and for that my mom got me a puppy . I love my mom

[@theicedfin8725]

XD

[@kristijonaassa]

uuuhhh. wth.

[@katjones8472]

DeadDiamond my moms awesome

[@assasin946]

Fake as fuck

[@katjones8472]

Jennings Johnston not fake

[@Android-ud7fn]

Ima thug!! I go to sams CLUB

[@devillove3916]

Beast Mode 3253 ha

[@miss_derpy.creeper3463]

"I'm allergic to pain" same Swoozie Same

[@sidehustlehub5948]

Bro I'm watching this in 2020 😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 Legend

[@th3oni]

Sean Mthembu same dude

[@xX_Skraith_Xx]

So. My first fight was when a kid in 8th grade came up to me and pushed me down, and this kid weighed maybe 150. So he pushes me against this wall, and he's been doing this for a while, and I was already mad about my day, and I don't remember nothing, but my best mate told me that I grabbed him by his shirt and like threw him up against the wall. Like, he was in the air... I had no idea I was anywhere that strong... Best thing about it was I never got told off by it. My teacher was cool with it. We all hated the kid.

[@willn7114]

"I can't be responsible for my candy."

[@Slggie]

Soooo.. I got in a fight with a 3rd grader and she's taller than me I'm short... And she threatened to throw my friends iPod in the toilet and you don't even know how much I wanted to Falcon Punch her head off and do that fancy karate kick move at her ankles to make them fall on her face. I won and I'm like " Yeah. Don't underestimate me." Till now she doesn't even talk or look at me 😂😂 Short People for the win!

[@rusticcoolguy99]

Alison Irwin well you didnt do that bad if you didnt do the things above

[@therealmvp1024]

Someone call the cops we have an edgy 8 year old on the loose

[@alphaplays3541]

Alison Irwin Watch your fingers folks, because this one is... *Edgy.*

[@lilloominadey1516]

TheRealMVP RR we might need to call the swat team on this one , she lost her faviourite barbie this morning , over

[@beanie_babe_xo6799]

SHORT PEOPLE!!

[@mustafanasser5549]

Camera quality: OVER 9000

[@garasu3563]

Mustafa Nasser this was years ago

[@gbarrows04]

@@garasu3563 you don't think we know that smart guy? In case you didn't know it says the date it was published in the title.

[@zadaanderson5585]

At least you gave him a Snickers!

[@noisyboy900]

My first fight? I was 11 years old and a kid steals my PSP so I catch the fucker, dislocate his ring finger while trying to pry my Playstation from his hand then put him into a headlock and send him tumbling right into a wall, which leaves him with a brutal bloody nose. He gets up, crying only to trip on his own shoe laces and faceplant on the cold, hard floor. Unsatisfied, I lay down my unharmed PSP and get on top of the kid and swing my fists like a furious gorilla and leave his face bruised. He did nothing but cry till he was out of tears and struggled insanely to get up and well fuck, I ran out of story ideas... Truthfully that was obviously fake. I apologize for any trolling inconvenience.

[@notnico943]

Started to stretch at the slamming his head into the wall part, and I stopped believing it all together at the "tripping over his shoelaces" bit.

[@CyberCactus]

Chance Reroma He didn't actually say that he "slammed his head into the wall," funnily enough.

[@MichaelStephenLordReserei1987]

I was always told to stand up for myself while personally believing when I was younger as I do now that there's always another solution besides violence. That said, I've only ever been in one fight. For years I had been just taking the brunt of any bullying. But one day I guess I snapped. This one dude had been giving me shit for a while, he shouted an insult at me, I took off my glasses and handed them to a friend - I charged at the dude like an angry bull in a fit of white hot rage. I got him in a headlock and started kneeing him in the face repeatedly. At the time it felt damn good, I enjoyed it. Then I calmed down a little and realized that what I was doing was wrong, even after all the crap he put me through - he didn't deserve it. I stopped and saw the guy there all bloodied up. People left me alone after that. A lot of people were shocked. Even the teachers. I was known as a quiet and introverted person.

[@nikkosisowath4002]

Ah sometimes, one must give drastic measures for drastic situations Who knows when people like that will stop, and I am sure they will not listen to you, they know its wrong yet they still do it expecting nothing to happen, as long as you don't do it on a regular basis I believe its fine. It looks like no one messed with you afterwards

[@MichaelStephenLordReserei1987]

***** - My personality type is INTJ: The Scientist, The Mastermind. A lot of villains in fiction are often INTJs, because a stereotype of that personality type is being often cold and calculating, strategists, analytical. Another not-so-villainous fictional character with an INTJ personality is Batman. So with that in mind, I had also been studying the guy for any weaknesses and strengths as with anyone else I knew and know. Building up a profile and contingencies. It's why I was very selective of who I considered friends, people I knew I could trust and were loyal to. It's all about prep time. Another thing is I've always been a geek. The only sport I ever liked in school was Rugby, and I was damn good at it. Little did the guy know, who insulted me for the last time...

[@ParrotEater]

that was a damn sweet MMA move man

[@MichaelStephenLordReserei1987]

Big Bad Wolf - Haha. Thanks, I guess. To be honest I don't follow MMA, and I was never allowed to do martial arts as a kid or teens. My mum was protective of me (but what parent isn't?). I was around 14-15 at the time. I'm 27 now. My mum always knew what kind of temper I could have if someone pushed me far enough...she was more afraid of what I could do to someone with that knowledge than what would happen to me. I did watch a lot of WWF at the time though. So it was more of "what will allow me to cause as much damage without him being able to get away?". I wasn't the only one who he'd bullied, it's just I was the first to stand up...so it was for those people too.

[@gamerramirez2735]

Who’s still watching this on 2020 ? 😂

[@idunnoaname8113]

U mean "in" 2020

[@Dr.Barber]

Preschool: kid pushed me away from a toy i was playing with and i pushed him, uneventful but i guess it counts as a first fight Kindergarten: im actually a little fuzzy on that one, all i remember is that it was a fight with a kid that i would go on to have alot more fights with. This fight got me removed from the school for the last week so apparently some shit went down 1st Grade: minor slap fight with reoccurring enemy 2nd Grade: reoccurring enemy holds my head under a pencil sharpener so i threw him into the garbage can under the sharpener 3rd Grade: fist fight with reoccurring enemy over something lost to memory 4th Grade: shoulder tackled a kid 5th Grade: slapped a kid up 6th Grade: kid said something i was not overly fond of and charged him into a gym wall 7th Grade: a friend said something i was not overly happy about him saying during lunch and i lift him from his seat by his throat in the crux of my arm 8th Grade: end of a state test, last one for the year, everyone is hanging around after the test. small scale bully starts messing with my friend so i got up in his face. He said "heh, you won't touch me" so i punched the kid so hard in the face that he fell over 9th Grade: only year without a fight 10th Grade: was in gym playing football, this senior was doing things i didn't quite enjoy so i tackled him. This guy was about a foot and a half taller then me and had 100 pounds on me so i got picked up and thrown a good yard across the football field. Twist ending, got mad respect from gym class for not laying on the floor being a pussy and actually getting right the fuck back up before the teacher stopped round 2 11th Grade: half way through and not fight yet so, who knows?

[@Dr.Barber]

Lawrence Zeng bloodlust man

[@preciouskitchen329]

YOU SOuND AMAZING !!!!!!!!! i want to be like you kind of to defend my self but, Im a ''girl'' But im literally weak. In first-3rd grade i was strong but i now lack it.

[@freakyfredrickson8589]

hahahaha weak a real man can walk away from the fight :') but my little brother is in grade one and has already kicked a kid in the stomach for biting him or somthing.....turns out it was a bee but yeah #yolo i geuss XD

[@Dr.Barber]

***** junior year, 17

[@girlinthebox6569]

Kinda sounds like me but I was more like Mandy from The Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy XDD

[@lanebutlermusic]

your allergic to pain, I'm just a sucker for pain!😂🎵

[@1cloud5]

DON'T TOUCH HIS CANDY. GOT IT?

[@MiguelGonzalez-re4cf]

Level1:yum candy Level2:DONT TAKE MY CANDY SWOOZIE:DONT TOUCH MY CANDY (RIP Tyler)

[@CrustyTheMoist]

My first fight was when i was talking to my friends (i have long hair and im a dude). Im in 7th grade and this 6th grader who is taller than me and his friends came up and started insulting me and my friends all because of my hair.My friend stood up but i sat him back down and whispered "let me handle it".I got up and walked towards him and said that i didnt like the way he was treating me.He then tried to slap me.See when im being insulted i always keep my senses sharp and saw the motion of his hand.Instinctively i ducked and he missed.I grabbed him by the shoulder and just chucked his face into my knee.His friends then tried to jump me and actually did some damage,but my friend who played football and one who wrestles decided to back me up.I have never seen people run away so fast.

[@DesiOrozco]

what's that smell? bullshit?

[@CrustyTheMoist]

nope,this was real

[@Joar_Hedin]

Sand Witch Just a tip, they are waaaay worse here. Never got physical there? Yeah, try shootings.

[@CrustyTheMoist]

I only got hurt when his friends jumped me.I got punched in the jaw and kicked in the shin.

[@CrustyTheMoist]

my friend does play football my other friend USED to wrestle.He broke his arm and stopped.

[@lordmegatrondoesntdodarken5852]

He smashed your snickers (the candy)! Now I know a lot of things about life but NEVER EVER get between a man/woman and his/her Snickers!

[@j.wmanning4048]

I know this is an old video, I'm doing a sWooZie marathon, don't judge. Here's a story. I was in Kindergarten, and I had to sit next to a 5th grader on my bus. It was assigned seats so I couldn't do nothing. This kid would just start going through my backpack and I would take it away then he would just look at me and laugh. He called me so many names, he would squish me against the window and stuff. I was young and didn't know what to do. One day he was in a really bad mood, and so was I. He looked at me and just picked me up and through me into the side where I was supposed to sit. I aint no punk, I didn't cry. I just looked at him and said,"Why don't you leave me alone, and stop trying to fight me." This pissed him off, he then started doing that angry whisper, like he grabbed my collar and was telling me I would die if I tried to fight him and crap. I decided to be a smart-alec and say,"Oh yeah, prove it." Dude put his fist back and launched it towards my face. I dodged that like spiderman. And I saw he tried to punch me so I stood up and launched one straight into his nose. He held his nose for the rest of the ride. When I got off I don't know what happened. All I know is that after that, I never rode the bus again.

[@NikaIsabella]

yeah, you do what you gotta do ....i still can't believe a 5th grader about to be in middle school literally would try to hurt a kid especially a kid in kindergarten that's messed up that stuff just pisses me off.

[@tomm7451]

Cos you’d be able to punch a fifth grader and hurt him in kindergarten 😏👍

[@tomm7451]

And dodge a punch

[@swooshkid1087]

Jaden Manning damn 5 year old bear up a 10 year old I bet all his friends laughed at him

[@robertbloom7151]

HELLLL YEAH. KINDERGARTEN. FUCK. YEAHHHHH

[@CutsupCore]

I come down to watch old Swoozie classics from time to time. They are quite refreshing.

[@MoeMoe-fs2ic]

Pager on his ankle 😂

[@ineedsunshine1]

My first fight was when I was 7 years old... At a church camp. Never got into a fight ever again.

[@bloodytearthewolf]

Moral of the story: Don't mess with swoozie's candy xDD

[@manuelmazuelos3923]

Anyone watching this in 2019?

[@evblocktmovent.6020]

Me

[@Idkrnokjeez]

Me too

[@cornflakes6605]

yes

[@camronbryant9029]

Yes I am

[@ClutchBeastExtra]

Me

[@theboarders8455]

(•-•) don't touch my twix

[@norobot858]

if u touch ma twix omaewa mou shindeiru

[@fishe99s31]

Ooooo something like that happened to me once! I was in 6th grade and it was snake time! I had a giant bad of sugar strawberry marshmallows and this guy with glasses, he had a hoody on and literally grabbed the bag and dumped it in him bag and walks back to his seat and calls me bitch. Everyone's like OOOOO SNAP! The teacher is out of the room so I get walk to his desk, punch him in the face so he is on the floor, I grab both of his leads, spread them apart AND WHILE HOLDING HIS LEGS I stomp on his balls about 7 times. He's crying on da floor and it seems no one gives a crap and they just praise me as I take his bag and eat MY marshmallows out of his bag................AND THATS HOW I GOT EXPELLED!

[@nestoranzures309]

Bag* gotcha fam

[@xavierbarry1688]

SNAKE TIME HOLY CRAP

[@chimmiebomb]

**muffled applause**

[@fernandamiranda1275]

wow 0_0

[@animequeen4980]

+Sam Rich yeah i love snake time snack time is over rated

[@filirivera1841]

This was this school year, I got into a fight (sorta), One day I was dressing down in front of my locker and I put my wallet and my phone in my pack pack, as I was putting my phone in my packpack this kid tries to take it, I push his hand out of the way, fast forward he keeps doing it until one day, we got our report cards and so I go to the locker room to put my report card away, he tries to block my way so I start telling him to move to the point where im yelling at him, then, he pushes me, so I push him back harder! He got me so mad to the point where I pushed him hard enough for him to fall down and for me to turn Super Saiyan 2 on his ass and beat the shit out of him, well not what happend, I did knock him down and almost punched him, the end.

[@matthew_natividad]

fili rivera did he stop

[@johnanneheim3482]

I love how there’s these “kids” who think there all hard and tough and comment “One time this kid took my phone and I walked up to him to give it back ... he didn’t so I gave him the kabam super uppercut nostril plankton super sayon holy goku magenta killer punch and broke his nose and he started crying” like ... stfu!

[@fartgander5851]

If some one says that there joking...

[@joshharding3680]

First time my fight was , I live in UK btw so this was year 6 let's call This kid Max, he comes up to me and starts being funny, he thought he was the hardest kid going Flash forward to about 3 weeks later, he comes up to me and takes me lunch money. And he buys himself a can of coke from a machine so I didn't mind now, Flash forward to April ( 5 months ltr) he comes up to me and started to kick me so I l grabbed his leg, And punched him so hard, he couldn't stand by himself, Suspended? Worth it

[@trollface2837]

Max: yo m8 gimme yo sweets or I swear I will knock u out You: HADOUKEN! Max: may one like to have my dinner please?

[@joshharding3680]

Hahaha

[@trollface2837]

:D

[@joshharding3680]

xD

[@whyl9313]

#WorthIt

[@brostinkles1]

dude it sounds like you practice your shoryuken voice like i practice my vtec sounds

[@Vogo]

His AFRICAN reflexes saved him lol ... AFRICAAAN RHINO SUMAYAAAAAA

[@boss_gaming6300]

Hes Carribian bruh not african look at his draw my life

[@majorwolf1282]

He's from Trinidad (ethnically at least)

[@Vogo]

just kidding chill ppl

[@typicalpcgamer8355]

+Vogo he ain't African you racist fuck He's Nigerian

[@Vogo]

Average PC Gamer Aah ok African sounds better tho

[@Ain0517]

2019?? This popped up in my recommendation

[@devinmontoya5229]

same

[@michaelgan1306]

Same

[@ringedasteroid9421]

Same

[@that1wierd0productionsvlog28]

Who else is watching this in 2017..... I'm having a swoozie marathon 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kymanijack5075]

That1wierd0 productions Vlogs Me!

[@basedrei3529]

Im from the future. 😃Lots of good memories from 2017

[@cobra2869]

2019

[@treyhestermann7332]

"Tyler" deserved was a coward to not expect a fight

[@iMakeTheSpackle]

First rule of fighting: Land the first blow (Aim for the nose if at all possible). If you can break a nose in the first punch your chances of winning vs a non trained fighter jump dramatically. Once the nose is broken the eyes tear up immediately limiting the opponents vision. Take this advantage to deliver a strong forearm shiv to the diaphragm or a strong knee. From there the target is partial blind and doubled over gasping for air. From here sweep the legs and start driving the heel of your shoe/boot into their temple until you are pulled off of them. Thus concludes street fighting 101.

[@kingmykalrobopirate6370]

but don't hit the nose in an upward position because that could potentially be deadly...?

[@iMakeTheSpackle]

Babdabushka theyonetime A common misconception. The killing blow you are thinking of requires the bridge of the nose to be broken first. Once you break the bridge a second heavy blow upward will then force the bone upward into the brain killing the target. One sharp blow to the nose from any angle is almost totally non lethal.

[@conthemon78]

fucking idiot u let them swing first then go for a jab to the stomach and then uppercut to the jaw easiest knockout

[@LightningFights]

Rayne4Jesus ... Now that I read that comment about the killing blow I'm more hesitant to do anything, but you seem to know your stuff. Do you practice MMA or something?

[@iMakeTheSpackle]

LightningFights I grew up in an urban area where white people were the minority, self defense was very key to my well being back then.

[@benya1738]

Why is this in my recomended?😂

[@cooming]

Ayaya same

[@SM-1010]

AINT bad tho

[@flaminglemonhead8868]

Felt that

[@EclipseRNGYouTube]

It is 2020

[@lahniepearson2686]

My first fist/scratch fight was a few days back on the last day of school before the holidays. I have alot of bullies (Bunch of spoilt biches) They pulled my hair. I turned and just stared as they walked away, I ran up behind their "Leader" Yanked her hair and went all crazy on her ass (she ended up with a broken nose) I looked at the others and they were picking up twigs to throw at me xD I slapped one but the last one got away (dammit) and I'm waiting for that cow on the first day back.

[@immortalican397]

This douche called a black kid a slave, so him being white, I socked him in the face. Detention? Worth it.

[@andrewplummer4616]

There's this big fat wrestler kid who weighs 80 pounds more than me and was talking shit about my friends so i jokingly started up a fight. He ran at me and i got by black belt skills from when i was 6 and flipped him on his ass!

[@immortalican397]

This one happened recently; some teens were bullying a scrawny little kid is me being me, I stepped in front of the kid, and let's just say words were said and fists were thrown.

[@tazrgoober6893]

That's the best

[@kittycat-ti6gf]

😮

[@SyakeSan]

SHYUDUKEN

[@SyakeSan]

(terribble atempt to throw a firball)

[@lemmys.kelton8183]

Ragdoll physics

[@SyakeSan]

im not here for a fight

[@SyakeSan]

docnik if you insult me again i will block you from my posts

[@SyakeSan]

im gonna be the bigger man and delete that comment

[@kennethwang7045]

What you did was right. Assuming you just took it forever, then you would eventually push it on to your own innocent family. Releasing your rage to the guilty part is correct, sir.

[@taloras1761]

thnks for releasing the pilot episode now am rewatching the old videos wondering how my dude has REFUSED to age

[@lfanroy4137]

Wait, you didn't say it was Snickers mini. It all makes sense now...

[@neogatenova1706]

i got in a hand on throat stare down over a raspberry jolly rancher once... i was sent to the principles office and we suspended... i regret nothing....

[@Logicalspy]

I would've done that, you take my Jolly Ranchers and shits going to go down.

[@neogatenova1706]

Someone Gets Its xD

[@oneofthegirlsindaworld6970]

I did that for a lolly pop that I spent all my money on including for my friends.

[@moonplaysaj1926]

I'm can be a little noobish at time's but I will stand up for my friend's my family and myself.

[@MadaraUchiha-vf1qd]

2019?

[@Blue_Skittle]

Yes

[@koala3299]

the views are 1,053,666 Illuminati

[@koala3299]

sorry 2 mill

[@bereghostfans1771]

Illuminati comferd

[@Kurty671]

AlkalineVEVO Why are you trying to be someone else? It's so sad.

[@VouchSter442]

I once had a fist "fight" quotations cause really I punched him once ON his shoulder which got him on floor then teachers came around. I had so many reasons that that hit was in good reasons that he got expelled and I lived happily ever after ;)

[@rayjohn2519]

xD omg my first fist fight was like 2 or 3 years ago, this guy started shit in math then told me to go on the soccer field after school, HE pussied out :P

[@RiotSmurf]

Ray John So where was the fist fight?

[@rayjohn2519]

awesomedude27100 Man, your lucky. IF the fight would have went on, I would be punished like fuck

[@RiotSmurf]

Ray John Yeah ok, says the one that made up the story. Your first comment made no sense. Internet lies man. Gatta stop them.

[@toasteddbbread6186]

So I was in my firs fight a few years ago with a kid who was way taller and older than me. He always picked on me. That wasn’t really too bad in my mind but then one day he shoved my friend to the floor and started talking smack. The next day I go up to him and go, “Yo I got something to show you at lunch.” Surely enough he meets me on the field and I open my hand and he gets real close to see what it is and I make a fist and at this point I’m am enraged and I swipe my fist up as fast as I can. I remember seeing the blood fly up in the air and we both just stand there. He was holding his face and crying and I was just looking at my friend like shiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- Eventually he recovers and starts walking at me and his fade is RED. Like red to the point where the blood from his nose is hard to see. He started swinging and the adrenaline hit so hard that I don’t remember anything else. Looking back I could have DESTROYED him in the beginning. Edit: The school knew this was happening and did nothing so I still think I was fully justified in doing what I did.

[@konkon5049]

@turd Boi 420 lol

[@nand0396]

oh we got ourselves a bad boy over here

[@konkon5049]

@Tiny pp Gang OUH right

[@aaroncauthornejr.6083]

Boom boom boom boom my face was clanking on his face my fist was clanking on his face blood drizzled down from his lip please stop bleeding he stopped bleeding from his lip he stands up and try to swing in and I just menages and I just boom I don't just manage it and I just manages to get them down to the ground and start hitting them again again again to into into into I'll knock them out the boy never disrespected me again

[@ziq1450]

I got this recommended a whole 10 years later...ik that there r tons of comments like this, but i thought i should point this out

[@skizzrz]

2020? Corona? Anyone?

[@RSndlrCBG]

Me

[@seanobrien7495]

Me

[@ethanmorehouse9433]

At school someone broke into my locker and stole my bag, witch had all my stuff in it. My wallet, my phone, my ipod, my headphones, my psp, everything. That day i changed the locker combination and left. The next day i had to borrow every thing i needed from my friends (excluding homework, don't ask) and at the end of the day my locker's lock was broken and open. The mystery guy left my bag in it. My wallet was missing like $25(dick!) my ipod was missing half the songs, no headphones, no more contacts in phone, psp screen cracked! I was so mad i decided to find out who it was. The next day, after 4th period, i tracked him down and beat him up freakin assassin's creed style! he didn't know what hi him! turns out he spent my $25 and gave me my headphones! DON'T MESS WITH MY STUFF!!

[@AndrosForever]

So he felt bad about stealing and breaking your stuff so he put it back? What an idiot... I would have tracked him down and beat him up just for his incredible stupidity. I guess I have a "fight" story too. I remember in freshman year in high school this one kid in my class was messing with me, making fun of me etc. I let it slide for a while until one day he insulted my grandfather. At that point I told him straight up to meet me downstairs in the lockers right after class was done that day. I remember leaving to go downstairs before the final bell rang and I was alone, waiting in the locker rooms way before anybody could get there. I was standing in this straight hallway and there he was... the first guy down to the locker room rushing there to get his stuff and leave school without having to face me. I told him I was waiting for him and he tried to walk past me not making eye contact- I gave him a quick jab in the mouth not trying to hit him too hard, because I wanted an actual fight. He fell on his ass and I told him to stand up and put up his hands, I wasn't going to let him get away with what he said earlier. He basically put his hands up and gave up, so I decided to let him go since other kids were starting to get in the locker and I already had him bleeding from his mouth. The next morning I met him outside and he shook my hand, apologizing for the day before. From then on he was the nicest kid in class to me.

[@ethanmorehouse9433]

***** he didn't put it all back, he kept some stuff like my money and headphones but i still kicked his ass for taking anything at all.

[@stickrai]

***** It's more of a trolling thief. Like stealing a game account, but instead of changing the password just removing everything that person owns... like ressetting a cod account or anything like that

[@kmc0461]

How did you track him down ?

[@ethanmorehouse9433]

i found someone with all of the stuff i had missing

[@addict1072]

Feel bad for Tyler for a bit... Just a lil.

[@seaxnzi]

Ok. Thank you. #NotTheTylerInTheVideo

[@nabilali9708]

I’m watching this ten years later and btw your gonna have 7 million subs and your gonna animate your videos

[@cooming]

Nabil Ali hockey btw commenting on a video from 10 year ago doesn’t mean he’s gonna see it in the past by 10 years

[@GameCriticNoob]

Not my first fight, but about the only fight where I established man Lion dominance. Everything I saw was mine, and I took it. Okay so i'm in the sixth grade, middle school, the community isn't that nice. We have a lot of the thug kids trying to initiate in fisticuffs every week. This caused a lot of kids to act nasty and try to claw their way to the top of the social ladder. Me, I was kinda near the bottom of this ladder. I was fat, seriously you could see the office supplies float around me, and wore extremely baggy pants. I thought it was cool at the time. To add onto it, I didn't talk to anybody really. If you're getting an image your head, yeah, easy pickings. At the start of the year, I meet this one kid. We'll call him George. He is small, skinny, and not threatening in anyway. He annoyed a lot of people in school. He was the kind of kid that would jump from table to table at lunch and you wouldn't want him there, occasionally throwing around insults. George begins calling me "porker", ya know, cause jelly rolls pouring out of me. This goes on for an entire semester. I ignored it for the most part, but with everyone being a jerk and causing extreme anxiety, you kinda wanna fight with everyone. But then there's that soothing Morgan Freeman voice in the back of your head "Don't fight, it's wrong." So, you listen to it. This day I didn't enjoy George so much. Kids were already being rude and it's a Tuesday. Last period of the day rolls around, by this time I already hear "porker" about 5-6 times and the my spaghetti is about to fall out of my pockets. George is in my class and around the last couple minutes, I hear "porker". Olympus has fallen. I said to myself "If I hear him say "porker" one more time, i'm gonna beat his ass." (surprisingly I remember the exact thought and that was it.) Bell rings, so far so good, i'm at my locker, the spaghetti is still near the edge of my pockets. I see George walking and talking with his friends, looks over to me and back to his friend, I hear "porker". The spaghetti is on the floor at this point. I initiate Skill #72 of Fatty Fight Maneuvers: Gravity Rush. I run over to him and enter his atmosphere and shove him down and he falls over. He fixes his orbit and stands up once again, this time it looks like he wants to attempt Gravity Rush on me. Unfortunately for him, I have mastered these maneuvers due to cholesterol buildup. Before he lunges his fist to my face, I punch him in the face and grab his head. Now this is when I got way too violent and I should've stopped. After I grabbed his head, I walked over about two feet to my left where there are lockers on the side of the wall. I began slamming his head into the lockers about 3 times before I stopped. I let him go and I look around, and I gathered a crowd of kids. First person I see is a black girl who stares at me and says "Damn anon!" in a pretty ghetto tone. I find it funny how she said it now. I walk away to the buses because school is over and I get tracked down by another student who says "Mrs.Taylor is looking for you." I decide to face the music and get expelled, i've already had two fights before this (like I said, not a nice environment and I was a little shit). I begin walking back to where the fight stared and about halfway I see Mrs. Taylor talking to George. I approach and don't say anything, she already knows what happened. There was a bit of talk before, but I don't remember it that well, but it wasn't all too important. Mrs. Taylor asks George "Do you want him to get written up?" Sobbing, George is breathing heavy and says "N....no." "Are you sure?" "Y...yes." So, after that ordeal I managed to get away trouble free somehow, i'm still amazed I didn't get expelled. What amazes me more is that George didn't want me to get written up, which I respect him for considering what I did. I thank him for it. About a year or two later he moved to a different school, I more than likely was one of those reasons, I never really conversed with him afterwards and he stopped calling me "porker." He still table-hopped at lunch when he was there, but not as insulting as he was before so I guess he had a bit of an attitude change. Yes yes, I know, I went too far. I try to avoid fights as much as possible now and even break up a couple fights when I see them. I could've handled the situation a lot better, but let anger get the better of me. But, remember, just because someone is fat, remember, Gravity Rush is OP and needs a nerf. (I lost most of the fights I was in....)

[@theeldergamers2000]

Same, and gravity rush FTW, never did it though, my fat level isn't quite over 9000 yet.

[@9reen280]

I loss it at gravity rush

[@iheartlex]

I actually find this hilarious. Sorry. XD

[@LadyLuck-rd5vi]

I had the same thing you did, as in history at the end of the day and I won candy in Jeopardy, I sat in the front the bus and I shared with my bus buddies and the driver! ANTI-THUG LIFE

[@spencerhopkin3233]

2019? School just started?

[@sug4rthi3f]

10 years later and the content still great