My first Music Festival

Festival itself was cool but none of the Dj's played any of my bangers. Sad day.
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[@SwiftDreamer]

Imagine waking up and deciding to be the guy who waves light gloves in everyone's faces at every festival

[@-jabin-2697]

Ok 👌

[@kc.21k]

Fax lol I haven’t been to a festival fr but hearing that that’s a job is crazy lol

[@cabbage772]

Third reply

[@Otamatone69]

More sane than most people these days

[@LoveAlwaysAlwaysLove]

Wakes up, gets high, reapplies his neon finger lights, sets outside in search of faces

[@R2debo_]

"Be careful who you start dating. A lot of people ain't looking for love, they're looking for help" - Johnny Bravo

[@Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman]

Bruh

[@papercutttt-]

ok

[@faizahmohammedaruwa]

Bro WHAT!? 😆😂🤣

[@BlueFire98]

Classic quote and makes sense

[@Aurora_Animates]

Woah

[@JellyJessYT]

Swoozie making the dj noises was the highlight of my day

[@leah.3250]

THATS REALLY WHAT THEY SOUND LIKE THOUGH IM NOT PLAYING

[@marbIe.]

LMAO

[@brianafuller3976]

“NOT IN MY SECTION MATE” literally had me in tears from laughing so hard💀😭

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

So what you're saying is, I can be a DJ too if i just mash different buttons over and over again

[@KekoaUS]

No no

[@BrittiDan]

Yes

[@HygorBH]

And get paid 6 figures for doing so, apparently.

[@milktea6676]

Beep boop beep beep Beep beep I'm a sheep

[@N3xtup_Kenny]

@@KekoaUS lol. Nerd

[@jj021593]

Lol my fave line… “How you know!?!? Ummhmhmhmhm!” 😂🤣

[@swoozie]

She didn't make out w/ the guy... that was MY fav part

[@jj021593]

@@swoozie RIGHT!!! Like why you taking so long to think about this!?!?!? NEEEXT! 😂🤣 🤦🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

[@oklywright8886]

Swoozie is the ultimate: A1 content. No stupid intro to his videos that just waste time. No asking his audience to like & subscribe on every video as if we don’t know where the buttons are. No BS. Just quality content.

[@isaiahthomas4444]

People gotta eat😂 Swoozie set for life. Most YTers aren’t

[@NateS917]

​@@isaiahthomas4444 you sure about that

[@isaiahthomas4444]

@@NateS917 yea lol

[@NateS917]

@@isaiahthomas4444 just making sure

[@itscyclopz3807]

As an EDM fan, I can say that the thing about each artist playing similar tracks back to back and them saying "1,2,3, LET'S GO!" for every transition is 100% facts. It happens all the time! Anyways, great video!

[@TheDreRock]

this is so funny to watch as a raver lmao

[@Neotenico]

I think it's so funny that he was kinda teasing glovers and kandy kids but he never had a wook encounter.

[@Dvnnis]

Frrrrr 😂😂

[@joshuacanek9353]

BROOO RIGHT

[@TacticalNukeMusique]

thisssss XDXD

[@lexiglad6950]

@@Neotenico image if swoozie went to Lost Lands 😅😂 wookmania

[@chefboyshawnb7057]

Swoozie be dropping new vids when I’m feeling low and they always be cheering me up, I don’t think he’ll see this but thank you Swoozie you’re doing God’s work

[@swoozie]

Whats got u down player?

[@SirBrucie]

@@swoozie He can't find a gf bro, can you help him?

[@sauce6746]

@@SirBrucie Simply find a gf

[@qofhearts48]

Wholeheartedly agree man!! I was so happy to see a swoozie vid, i needed it 😂😭

[@chefboyshawnb7057]

@@swoozie yoooo 😭 mad respect for the reply but to answer your question the holidays, especially this week, are a bittersweet time for my family due to passed loved ones

[@YouTube]

the perfect upload to end festival szn 😂

[@godfearingman6055]

Hi KZbin

[@manwuzi]

Stop being so aggressive with ads!

[@RANDOM-pf1ve]

Plz listen to ur audience!

[@hackedstuff700]

Bring back the dislike button

[@dragonflarefrog1424]

Dislike button plz

[@iamvoicelessmusic]

I am an EDM producer and have been in the scene for 10 years. In that amount of time, I’ve only been to one festival. The music is really cool to hear in person, but that’s about it. Pretty much everyone at these festivals is either drunk or high, and if you leave there without doing either of those things (as in my case), you feel like you‘ve been hit by a truck afterward. I didn’t realize how physical headbanging was until I actually did it. Not for me lol. Sidenote, I did get to meet one of my favorite DJs once tho so that was amazing

[@AuRoaraAnimations]

Ash literally took a moment to play out the “make-out” scenario in her head

[@jesusnunez5383]

She a red flag 🚩🚩🚩

[@pr0l0gue]

That ain’t a red flag that’s a full on stop sign, the best case scenario there is she thought Swoozie was gay. And that’s being optimistic

[@thatzkayy]

@@pr0l0gue 😭😭

[@SeboHyatt]

Iono why Swoozie didn't just go home once that happened. Either that or realize that now is the time when he can talk to other women.

[@marlom7882]

I am legitimately unsure where or why swoozie finds all these thotties and decides to hang out with them

[@joshsun3590]

When the world needed him the most he came back

[@swoozie]

just trying to be the hero Gotham needs

[@rhysstanley7387]

@@swoozie i luv u but its avatar

[@rickyg9669]

@@swoozie you mean got ham city?

[@alphasma]

@@swoozie but doesnt derserve

[@tresimons9935]

@@swoozie yea imma freak idc who you tell.

[@kaveen0408]

Swoozie still remains my absolute favorite KZbinr. All the way back when he animated his career in Disney to now... And his stories still intrigue me

[@samantharojas660]

You always make my day better I've been watching you since I was in elementary school and I'm now a senior in high school you've grown so much as a creator but you've never lost your personality I still relate to you even to this day! Happy holidays and thank you!

[@Isaac_Stuart]

I think some people forget how important respect is even when going on dates. Didn't seem like that girl actually wanted to get in a relationship.

[@Ghost3210]

Sounds like typical online dates to me: Nobody wants to be alone, but nobody wants to commit to another person either. But yeah, Swoozie really needs to change up his hunting grounds or dating methods if he wants to find something more true. Because I doubt his current ways will lead to different experiences than the ones in his videos.

[@NathanaelNaused]

@@Ghost3210 I agree

[@Isaac_Stuart]

@@Ghost3210 yea its a shame that there are less people that want that commitment

[@pr0l0gue]

She didn’t wanna date him she literally just wanted to not go to the music festival alone, nobody goes to a damn festival for a date. My boy is getting played so hard it hurts

[@msnaley0101]

He went in having the mindset of not liking it so he stuck to his mindset and didnt enjoy it.. He wanted her, but not what she was interested in.

[@Plut0wnium]

I’ve been watching these story times since middle school and I’m now a junior in college and they r STILL top quality

[@brianbruhhh5170]

Deadass bro I remember watching “cheating in high school” when I was in 6th grade now I’m bout to graduate college😭😂

[@jaybiggie1284]

I swear been watching this guy forever!!

[@ArkbladeIX]

@@brianbruhhh5170 same here

[@DarkDemon259]

As someone who doesn't like to socialize in ant colony-sized groups, this sounds like torture. Y'all really just collectively decided that 'bracelet stealing fusion dances' were okay as a social greeting? 🤨

[@trevor9051]

He either got really unlucky or is super embellishing what happened. No one would trade without giving, that's why it's a trade, and I've never seen someone just grab a hand and try to trade without asking. Also mistaking a normal bracelet for a kandi one? Seems unlikely.

[@zyaicob]

you know how Michael's experiment was about making everyone's Bad Place experience personalised to them? this would be my Bad Place

[@DeezeNutsInYoMouf]

you dont understand. youre an outsider

[@pmal5680]

Part of the PLUR(peach, love, unity, respect) handshake is to exchange kandi at the end. It’s for when you meet somebody that you vibe with

[@lindsay8081]

ugh you don’t get it

[@Rashers951]

i think im obsessed with your story telling its been 4years running subscribed to you through several accounts (i kept forgetting passwords) and i still watch you man i cant wait for your 10mil subscriber plaque keep making awesome content swoozie dont ever quit please im now 16 btw so yeahhh

[@kc.21k]

“You know that feeling when you’re out and you’re being social and that voice in your head screams GO home NOW” it’s like our brains can tell the future part time lol this happens to me all of the time! Your relatable and funny bro love the content

[@OurKindofEntertainment]

sWooZie's Bugs Bunny hoodie is my love life summed up in a photo

[@tremims8535]

Swoozie is the real-life Peter Parker, always making people's day, going through great hardship, and still being a good guy.

[@rny999]

Love you swooze, been watching your videos on and off for over 10 years big man.

[@madisonmackenzie]

Ive been going to music festivals for a while now and I think it’s really about the group you go with that makes the experience. When you’re with all the homies it really doesn’t matter who you’re listening to it’s a vibe no matter what!

[@aurora6920]

agreed, but if you have amazing bands to see with them, that makes going to the festival so worth while! Otherwise you might as well save a lot of money and go hang out in a field with your mates

[@hugoporras86]

Tbh if you don't your into the music enough to listen to the same repetitive beat for 15 minutes. Then be high off your rocks. Then its gonna suck.

[@missbad730]

He slid in the word biscuit when he was mocking the 2nd dj at 2:47😂😂

[@lightingproductions3180]

I thought I heard the Minpalition of vault subtronics remix

[@JustCallMeShadow]

So looking forward to hearing about Round 2. That part with the dude waving his fingers in front of your face killed me. 😂 Too damn funny, I swulli-gawd.

[@JOHNROCKS911]

I went to my first music festival this year too and everything was so weird to me at first but now I’m a certified headbanger lmao

[@KingTheodore100]

EVERYONE PLEASE RISE , THE GOAT AS UPLOADED ONCE AGAIN🗣

[@suspendedanimation683]

Swoozie is like the KZbin Taylor Swift you know if a relationship is involved with them it produces exceptional content =3

[@smbenga2]

Watching a Swoozie video is the perfect way to end my 1st full weekend off of work

[@hatchetsonly]

Swoozie makes the typa videos that make you wanna watch that ad after just to support a bit more

[@Jthegta]

At it again with storytime 👌

[@swoozie]

love the profile pic btw!

[@twolonet1118]

4:54 ^u^ "mmhmmm" LMAO

[@acplays7927]

It do be sounded like someone who just got smacked and is recovering from it like mmhmmm 😭

[@Bilal_Aslam_]

Thank you for introducing Aaron and Veronica to each other.

[@ayeetrishale]

I'm crying at this video hahahah. I love music festivals and raves, but ultra is definitely for spring break/frat boi type of people. I'd highly recommend going to other festivals! :') EDC is an amazing experience if you ever go.

[@MaloneFrog]

bruhhhh i just went through this exact scenario AND my wallet was stolen. your ability to make relatable videos is officially next level hahaha

[@sushi0hifi]

From my music festival experiences, drugs really do influence your personal experience. I’ve done the candy exchange a few times and it’s usually with people I end up clicking with at music sets. I also find myself going home after camping outside for three days straight, I’ve never been able to finish the entire music festival because I’ve always seen the music acts I came to see before the last day. I’m quite curious if you went to EDC Miami because that is one of the hottest festivals out there right now! I’ve been to Bonnaroo 2017 and 2018 and then Electric Forest 2019

[@swoozie]

Went to Ultra ;)

[@kosianigbo4879]

@@swoozie ash kaash?

[@XTCreationz420]

@@swoozie go to edc las vegas, I went this year solo and had an amazing time

[@Chimichur0]

EF 2019 was unreal!!!!

[@igotbeans]

edc happens in orlando not miami. ultra happens in miami.

[@edithacuna8159]

I was literally thinking about this channel the other day and you popped up on my feed. I feel so happy now

[@slicenrice]

I was hoping you said Benny dropped the Satisfaction mix from DJ Hero 😵‍💫

[@SM-zw3on]

This video was pretty awesome. Can’t wait for part 2 . Ps. the animation, bruh! That was so freaking good.

[@KellRocky]

“I swallahgod” 😂😂

[@icanhearcolors3984]

5:19 that dj impression made me piss myself laughing

[@alexxx2839]

Loved how you added "chicken biscuit" in your dj playing beat boxing part. Hilarious!

[@Andre_ml]

"NOT in my section mate🧐"

[@davidriha]

lmao I love hearing the stuff that he finds crazy but we find normal about music festivals

[@shaylacox1489]

I needed this laugh, even the sound of the bed bounce at the right time when you were telling the story. I will definitely watch the next video this entire thing was hilarious! BTW no Ash did not think about making out with some random guy? You deserve better.

[@ImJohnnyMajor]

Bro I was just thinking of Swoozie the other day and here he is! Hope you have a happy holiday man!

[@madikinz17]

I'm ready for this video 🙌🏽🙌🏽. Also, got to meet Swoozie while working at Universal a few months ago and it was Awesome!!

[@savagejokes1865]

its been a long time without swoozie i've been missing his videos keep it up bro🔥👏🏽

[@beehay3361]

I just love you.🥰 I have been subscribed to you for years. You are such a sweetheart. Your voice inviting. Thanks for uploading!😊🙏🏾🙌🏾

[@Creppycookies]

Swoozie those mystery link smack. I was listening to them and I felt like I was in the music festival or go crazy 💃💃💃💃 Once again you blessed us 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@mogains]

One love from beautiful Trinidad and Tobago ❤ 🇹🇹.

[@TheHomeDepotBeat]

Swoozie, tbh i could see you having the glowing face paint in a rave/any edm concert

[@zoomyzoop5357]

When he mumbled chicken biscuit I laughed so hard for no reason

[@alyssajordan3775]

Somebody PLEASE make a short of Swoozie imitating the DJ. PLEASE!

[@alphaife5008]

Almost like you read my mind swoozie, I've literally been having problems on this very kind of topic. Keep going forward

[@bassfishingspecialist8976]

Always a good day when swoozie uploads

[@addi12v3]

YESSSS A PART TWO IM SO READY I NEED TO HEAR YOUR NEXT MUSIC FESTIVAL EXPERIENCE 🤩🤩

[@ElisaDCarpio]

Loved this take on festivals lmao! If you've never been it definitely seems so strange

[@jayshae24]

5:30 had me dying

[@slicendice3423]

Perfect timing for a Swoozie vid. I'm on lunch so I'm watching

[@xtuffcookiex]

Swoozie mimicking that dj’s music at 2:09 is my new ring tone

[@iRinnda]

Swoozie having all kinds of crazy stories to tell for years, but music festivals is where we draw the line. Imma be crossing that line and admire the stories from the weird side though. :D Love music festivals 🙈

[@OurKindofEntertainment]

@5:03: *points* How you know?! 😂😂

[@justalpha9138]

Yeah, this video is pretty accurate to EDM festivals or raves. You just have to find what genre you like and pick out the sets and the times where your favorite artists are at. Me personally, I love dubstep (deathstep, the sub-genre especially), drum and bass, trance, and sometimes I have a lot of fun with house music. And no, you definitely aren't the only one who doesn't enjoy music festivals, it's all good. I personally really enjoy it, but I don't go on a regular basis.

[@minecraftMLGpoop7]

I love how you went to ultra and the way you tell stories made this awesome

[@scarlettestrella8]

I'm a beginner KZbinr but I love your videos!! You've made me laugh and smile when life has been hard. ❤ thank u

[@donlee7156]

Swoozie needs to be a DJ because his voiceovers are off the charts!

[@helenaranta7891]

The best part of any day is the notification telling me Swoozie has a new video❤ hi from Finland, hope everyone has the best day ever

[@SteveRogersWife]

the way I watched this video 3 times back to back because it's THAT funny lol thank you

[@luxhairaffairriches2373]

I’ve missssssed you! Thanks for the story time. I swear you should do an audio children’s book. I love your voices and the way you tell your life adventure stories!❤️❤️❤️

[@mukinha6009]

When you catch feelings for your bestfriend 😭 im struggling

[@msnguy500]

I lost it “Pull a Sesame Street With A Turn Table” 😂

[@josht6375]

Idk what about this one made it so funny but the voice impressions and swoozie just being really fed up this whole time made it hilarious

[@kaylihight6580]

Swoozie you're the best me and my kids love you, we quote you randomly all the time to each other!!! "Lips Quasimodo's lips!!" LOL "Blink once for yes and twice for no!!" Hilarious, keep doing you you're amazing!!!

[@jayofficialcodm8015]

YESSS I've been binge watching ur vids for a month now😂❤

[@miyalee2237]

Always loved how Swoozie immediately starts telling the story.

[@jrunnels04]

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE that he just immediately goes in. Makes me feel like I walked into somebody else’s juicy conversation and got to skip the small talk! Hahaha

[@Geroshy]

Running to youtube everytime i get a Swooz notification

[@Jly531]

your animations are very good you make me forget bad memories, I wish you success

[@kota2786]

Yo I ain't watch your videos in a HOT minute... glad to see you still out here doing this man

[@kaeyuuka.shinohara]

Love ur stories man. 🤣 U're always so funny dude!!

[@ZaBigFrenchBug]

I LOVE swoozie and I've been waiting so I instantly clicked on this

[@pugz2857]

Swoozie uploads are like Christmas morning

[@devinford5678]

Starting ma week off RIGHT with a SwooZie upload?! LETSSS GOOOOOOOO

[@Travelbuzztube]

Swoozie we need more stories 😭 hope all is well thanks for all of the content.

[@northedupkicks7110]

You know it's good when he posts on a sunday

[@absolutnadia]

The animation is so cute, lol! And the story was funny

[@shaniafernandes8919]

😂😂swoozie's vids are the best!! They always make my day! ❤️

[@bigdbarnie7732]

Oddly enough, this makes me want to experience my first music festival.

[@winnumber101]

2:18 "I need more than that" lmfao that's exactly what I be trying to say when someone tries to talk to me about dubstep

[@futureelement924]

For me i need to have a mix between dubstep and other shit for me to really enjoy it. Im just weird like that.

[@RomaroBrandon]

Always wanted to go to a music festival, now I only wanna go to react to you in person being weird out by the craziness.

[@santosrafa95]

As a raver I do admit my first experience was somewhat the same, very confused and wondering here and there finding something new that just makes me go “ so what just happened??” Now it’s all about prepping and getting ready for those 2-3 day events 😤 I do like the smaller shows with one person headlining the show with support djs that curate the experience. 10/10 would recommend going after doing some research on who you want to see or what kind of music you want to hear and shape the day around it (: meet me at EDC Vegas xD I’ll give you some kandy for the guy who toke your bling

[@Ceres_24]

Damn, you're great and I miss this and you, Swoozie keep it up! 😊👍💗👋

[@thembinkosi_324]

I love this vid oh my God 😂😂. It makes me feel like I have been to a music festival even though i have not

[@thanos3839]

It's a good day when sWooZie uploads.

[@underground868]

Best festival i ever went to was Austin City Limits 2018. The weekend i went with my roommate they had Deftones, Paul McCartney from the Beatles, Chrvches, and Metallica. Lauren of Chrvches was singing these awesome songs while in a pink dress with war paint and combat boots. The best part was after Chrvches finished the entire crowd migrated across the grass sea that is Zilker Park and went to Metallica on the other side of the venue who closed out the night with a bang! We even ended up getting free Chipotle burritos from a random lady who didn't want them!

[@YoooSofi]

Alr yea this made my day better we love swoozie updating!

[@leg3ndarygamera697]

I'm convinced Swoozie is secretly a top tier beatboxer