my friend doesn't like harry potter so i made this video

[@EverythingHP]

hi everyone!! youtube keeps turning the comments off because there’s ‘children’ in this video, so please reply to this if you see this!!

[@cyandide1360]

I see this comment

[@Mia4]

I see the comment

[@bronwynwolf2867]

Love your vids ❤️❤️

[@mooncloud2984]

I see this comment

[@hpedits2179]

Your videos are so entertaining and funny Btw I see this comment 😂

[@pineapple_of_doom4646]

Neville: *"I'll - I'll F***** *you!"* is so perfect, this fandom is amazing

[@impalasfaith]

Ikr!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Adrenalized-zm7hv]

Lol!

[@Rosienotfound553]

Ikrr

[@beachymango9120]

I PEED MY PANTS

[@mango7753]

@@beachymango9120 YOU ATE THAT PEE THAT WAS COMING OUT OF Y BANTS

[@purplemushrooms9081]

Honestly the "as long as dumbledore's around you can't be touched" could've worked without the bleeping

[@jessie4788]

YES

[@Adrenalized-zm7hv]

Omg, right!

[@bgbequestriangirl3261]

Yeah!! And you could have had Voldemort saying “I can touch you now” and Harry screaming from the goblet of fire

[@elvanusnainggolan7285]

I think it was suppoed to be as long as dumbledore is around you cant be fu__ed

[@crystalwildlife]

"C'mon Harry, the Ministry doesn't send people to Azkaban for ... their Aunts." *Me in my brain: What he just say?

[@sedwars3616]

"sweet home alabama"

[@nameloading...4670]

There was actually a up before their so it would be “… up their aunts”

[@user-xc1un3kb4e]

@@nameloading...4670 we know but- nothing

[@PiklesTheRat]

Y'all wanna know what he said?

[@user-xc1un3kb4e]

@@PiklesTheRat we know what he said 💀

[@LeoTheDarkAngel]

The first potions class with Snape would've been pure gold. "I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is ### ###; however - for those select few who posess the predisposition, I can teach you, how to ### ### ### and ### ### ###, I can tell you how to ### ###, ### ### and even put a ### ### ###."

[@victoriaR587]

Haha haha

[@thomasjohnson1399]

“Now Mr. Weasley, place your right hand on my ---“ I was on the ground after that one lmao.

[@bartoks16]

"Mow Mr. Weasly, place your right hand on my puss-"

[@Bread_Jinie]

Let meh guess, he said a$$ didn't he ? Boi, that one sure got me wheezing 🤣😂

[@ali3ahh206]

@@Bread_Jinie it originally says waist

[@Bread_Jinie]

@@ali3ahh206 I know that, but it's close enough right ?

[@wishbones170]

We need more of these censored videos, they're class

[@EverythingHP]

thank you :)

[@EKNight6248]

“Just bc you are allowed to use magic that does not mean you have to whip your ____ out.” That got me so good. Hilarious 😂😂

[@strqwberrystar]

Can you please do "Harry Potter but it's all the running" bcuz there are A LOT of running scenes 🥲 (your vids are awesome btw, they entertain me with laughter 😁)

[@EverythingHP]

Thank you so much!! and i’ll have to have a look!!

[@strqwberrystar]

@@EverythingHP Thankkk youuu so muchhh for replyinggg!! I rarely get replies for vid recommendations! 🥲

[@FeralWetCat]

Harry go nyooom🏃🏃🏃🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

[@humhehe]

Hes a runner hes a trackstar

[@thatonedirectionerartist9066]

I spat out all my coffee when Voldemort said "Lucius I require your *** 😅😂🤣

[@whoknows6069]

Or what about “Lucius I ** your wand”

[@fr0nkTHEfifth]

the- amount of times- the amount of times i, in my head, put the word "fuck" instead of the beep was too many XD I CANT ITS HILARIOUS AHAHAHA

[@taniya3626]

Yeah 😂

[@4dystopian_edits6]

“Tell them how it happened that night! How you looked him in the eye, a man that trusted you, and f*cked him!”

[@alexwestgate8860]

I- I thought that was the point

[@Leopard_Kitty]

SAME

[@azizalarrie28yearsago8]

"Gryffindors ***** me pls" this one got me laugh so hard😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@juliethenderson6734]

i laughed just reading this comment lol

[@TheLazyFusspot_3428]

Fun fact: It was Emma Watson's birthday 2 days ago

[@Akane_fr]

Really?

[@justubbed]

I was in here! I loved all these submissions, they were really good! I laughed at a few of these. Great video!

[@EverythingHP]

thank you so much!!

[@Sophia-0]

Imagine never watching Harry Potter then seeing this 😂

[@itsyamumya]

Thanks for including me! I really love your content! Everyone made really great submissions, but the ones in here are amazing!

[@ObsessedAvacado]

I made the biggest mistake by drinking water when Harry said that Ron was going to bleep (sacrifice) himself. I choked on water Edit: and again during Sunshine Daisies. This time a literal spit take!

[@Teasaw]

“Professor Flitwick you’ve ###### for 5 years!”

[@DoumaUppermoon2]

"Gryffindor's, **** me please" ." That one just felt hilarious, especially coming from Percy

[@caprishal]

Tbh, this was my favorite in harry potter censor edition lol. Also amazing content!!1

[@EverythingHP]

thank you!!

[@ThingAddams699]

I love the part where Harry says “He’s going to **** himself!” And Hermione’s reaction was perfect!😂 even though he didn’t say a bad word at that part😂🔥❤️‍🔥

[@kanafinwereincarnation]

I CAN'T XDDDDDD THIS IS A WORK OF ART

[@erintori]

we really missed the chance the chance to do "it's ####ed me, it's ####ed me!"

[@cthonmon_4781]

"Tell me harry, what exactly is the function of a rubber d***?" "wait, hold up..."

[@TripleZeroHeeHee]

This is my first time participating in one of your videos, thanks so much for choosing me !!!

[@Elbeno6548]

1:35 That line also works without any censorship

[@DhanushV2206]

👀👀👀

[@toxyfivy6271]

2:25 best one

[@morgancreagh7375]

smack the sh-- out of your friend who doesn't like harry potter!!!

[@ashious69]

Harry Potter - abusive edition

[@luvcirii]

0:27 LMAO NEVILLE NOOO!!! 😭

[@BellaXOXO--]

WAIT DID HE ACTUALLY SAY THAT💀💀💀💀🤚

[@luvcirii]

@@BellaXOXO-- LMAO NO HE SAID “I-I-I’ll fight you!” 😭😭

[@dreamscapestudios12]

“Look at her eyes. They’ve been f***ing again, her and dean”

[@MarshallBrosProductions-k32]

You should of used the scene from the last movie where Luna is trying to speak to Harry. “Harry Potter you **** me right now!

[@imnop]

good thing I like Harry Potter because if I saw this I'd be very concerned

[@olive16410]

1:32 Ronald’s expression was PERFECT when Hermione said a ”bad word”

[@thetenthringwraith2207]

0:31 why did I actually hear that

[@Creminson]

This is THE BEST JOKES of all of the movies 😂

[@erintori]

0:59 it's hermione's satisfied smile for me 😂 3:13 YESS

[@bronwynwolf2867]

I love your videos and the discord community is so welcoming ❤️😌✨

[@EverythingHP]

thank you so much!!

[@padfoot3014]

My mind ....

[@quodekash6266]

An excellent video as usual :D thanks for including my submissions HAVE AN INCREDIBLE DAY YOU AMAZING HUMAN BEING

[@EverythingHP]

YOU TOO!!

[@cottoncandye]

my dirty mind is laughing right now 😭

[@7ruly_74l14]

Ikr, same 🤣🤣🤣

[@padfoot3014]

Same bro

[@skeed7573]

Man I love this channel.

[@straightbuckets9323]

“Ron you gotta f*ck this you really gotta f*ck this!!”

[@hemionegranger5781]

'Professor Flitwick you've *** for five years" GOT ME DIEING!

[@pratitithakur174]

Can you do harry potter cast being chaotic or characters being chaotic. Btw love your content❤❤

[@thatonedirectionerartist9066]

Love ur channel just shared to 20 ppl!

[@Limehouselane]

I died at "then you're free to *** the king"

[@cheem7462]

2:55 WHAT A WIERD THING TO SAY XD

[@phroggio]

you should make a secrets of dumbledore video eventually bc there was some funny scenes in the movie

[@EverythingHP]

oh definitely! once it comes out on hbo max and i can get a copy of it in HD

[@itzviza3835]

Remember me before this video will get popular

[@loekeheisen790]

he posted this on my birthday

[@yuxhiraa.]

your discord server is very cool!

[@azizalarrie28yearsago8]

voldemort: I can **** you now 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣stooooop

[@thebasileus4793]

The best one was "I will attempt to penetrate your ###, you will attempt to resist." My brain head terrible things.

[@slytherinxweasley8005]

Now I'm sending this to my friend

[@elizabethfout3817]

Dude.....I absolutely love this

[@LivesInHerBooks]

I dont know anyone who hates Harry potter (people who arent as obsessed with it probably, but they are mostly neutral about it) so ima send this to my friends for no reason because its amazing

[@ravenclawpotter3535]

Hey, I love your videos, they are such a cool thing 😎 Can you do "Harry Potter but it's only silence"? Maybe there's not many scenes of silence but I think it is a good idea

[@thecool3636]

I was just sitting in the ubend thinking about death and it fell through the top of my head

[@ajainajmi9]

The "This tastes like goblin ____ is a must to censor word because it says ____

[@coffindancememe5934]

0:28 the caption captured this part

[@nobody9240]

the last one should've been: You just stroke the ****, of course.

[@AwesomeCaden73]

The bleeps almost force my brain to come up with the absolute worst thing they could be saying lmao The things I come up with... I'm scared.

[@pleasespeakkindlytoyoursel8275]

I reckon... that makes the two of us.

[@Itsme-sv8ny]

"**** us master! Now I can relax" NOoooooo IM CRYING 😭😂😂

[@Pear933]

I was waiting for voldemort saying "I can t**** you now."

[@Pear933]

never came ;~;

[@casual_eztair]

"Tell them how it happened that night! Tell them how you looked him in the eye and ****** him!" Went so perfectly XD

[@ThatOnePencilCase55]

Always -Severus Snape

[@hemionegranger5781]

When I heard "Ronald has lost his ***' I was like "Ronald has lost his virginity" Lol

[@callme_sachin13]

" Mum **** him? " . "One person couldn't **** all that ! They'd explode? " 😂 i died

[@maisha8569]

So no one's gonna talk about Neville's " I'll f# you" lmao

[@anouchka_d]

This is amazing 😊😊😊

[@gredandforgeweasley8700]

Ah! I didn't think you would use mine!

[@gredandforgeweasley8700]

Mine's the first one btw!

[@Charmedoutkaren]

Ooooooo yours was good I was 0:54 1:56 and 1:59

[@gredandforgeweasley8700]

@@Charmedoutkaren Ahh! All three of yours were so good

[@jttjlep_]

“Nearly ****less Nick” lmao😂😂

[@Charmedoutkaren]

0:56 was me :D and 1:56 and 1:59

[@chen1227]

Luna Lovegood: "I can ****** them too." Damn right, you should see some of the fanfics.

[@User47928]

This is something I would expect my friends to have sent this to me! 😂 lol 😂

[@SophplaysRoblox588]

Yosss im sending this to my friend my friend doesn't like harry potter

[@itzover22]

1:34 “Ronald has lost his ****”

[@jackkoh6229]

Easily the funnies video I’ve ever seen on KZbin like oh my *god*

[@Woriol1]

You should do "****ing? ... I didn't know you could ***." - Draco

[@mojbabo]

OK BUT THE LAST ONE IS PERFECTLY MADE 3:22

[@cosplayers__unite2861]

Omg 2:07 🤣

[@bre-nana]

2:55 same

[@lilmobibepoppin]

Love Your videos 💙✨

[@itsmejayden2968]

*my dirty mind is rubish.*

[@SophiaHelvey]

That last one…. Wow

[@Fat_chicken_is_everywhere]

Professor mcgonagal: put your right hand on my bo- *GETS CANCELED*

[@fusiondroidz6099]

Imagine Harry Potter was like this

[@gzorge]

Showing this to my sister who hates Harry Potter thanks

[@shuck_face0385]

i haven’t seen harry potter so i’m excited 🤣

[@wiltiangco2706]

This harry potter video puts that can be cencerd

[@idonthaveiocity5533]

BRoooo the cleanest one was neville's "i-ill f--- you"

[@anonymous9648]

“I can **** you now”

[@Abby_016]

you should do the howler scene like this if you havent already

[@nyankat_2079]

Even if i know the lines i was able to miss understand some and think naughty! And now what?🙃

[@sydneyradaza1874]

many people like harry potter actually

[@jupiter_bratz]

My friend thinks Harry Potter is cring and when she said that I almost slapped her

[@Willows_under_ur_stairs]

This was too perfect to be true 😂😂😂

[@mbbqvstar]

lmao! my friends like Harry Potter, we are all Potterheads except a good friend of mine who doesn't like it very much😭

[@secretgamingx]

1:07 Sure! lets all thr#w books at myrtle... what?