My Friend Laced My Food With Laxatives As A Park And I Nearly Pooped Myself To Death

[@johngardner4096]

"I didn't think it'd go this far!" The usual reply of someone who is facing consequences.

[@alexven92]

When you ask chatGPT to turn your 200 word essay into a 20k word essay

[@stephaniecherry9136]

Go for go for the lawsuit he needs to be fully accountable for it

[@angelicakaufman7183]

Even if you don't actually go through with the lawsuit it's important to file charges so that this man understands the levity of what he did before he ends up thinking it was funny enough to do it to someone else who has an underlying condition and gets much sicker or dies

[@willambonney]

It was just a prank!! ...do you see anyone laughing?

[@godking]

People can literally die from diarrhea

[@dinkyd1533]

Why would anyone be friends with this AH.

[@cheryljones8875]

I don’t even have to hear the story. I would press charges! I do NOT play around like that at ALL! I have IBS and that would KILL me!

[@Someone-hr8yt]

Op needs to rethink his choice in friends 😂

[@MikeLele-ov6ci]

get him back

[@prismdrone3475]

When it comes to pranks there are RULES you should never break or else could lead to results like this or worse. Pranks should NEVER involve someone food(unless it involves a relentless food thief just don't take it this far), Prescribed Medication/First Aid, Pregnant, Fake Accidents/Deaths/kidnapping, when someone is cooking (aka Boiling water/oil or knife), electrical/hazardous work.

[@sofyuchiha9]

especially if it involves severe diarrhea. You can become so dehydrated and cause kidney problems. Pranking can be fun if actually thought through..

[@NightCourt1984]

When the guy said everyone else thought it was funny OP should say they only thought it was funny because it wasn't happening to them.

[@Bucketus.Lord.of.Buckets]

ChatGPT, write me a post that sounds like a redditor addressing reddit over a bad incident with a friend

[@Polemistis0416]

Any of those "friends" who tell OP to stop punishing Jason need to shut up because they obviously have never been crippled by him.

[@juanhaines7295]

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone.

[@maryjane4432]

Happy thanksgiving

[@SteveThomas7136]

He pays your hospital bill at the very least

[@Polemistis0416]

Jason needs to pay for everyone he destroyed.

[@AsheBoyce]

@@Polemistis0416 And he did, because he just destroyed 1 person. Don't worry, he's still a jackass, though.

[@Polemistis0416]

@@AsheBoyce No. Jason also ruined a friend's job interview. And he caused another to be stranded for hours.

[@dezimoon2021]

Spoiler alert 😂

[@Hellodarknessmyolefriend]

You would know if someone spiked your food by taste. Didn't know laxatives are considered poisoning

[@williamsanders2439]

Not always...especially if you have spices and other flavorings that can mask it. And the food was adulterated, and it put OP in the hospital...so that falls under "poisoning".