MY GIRLFRIEND READS MY FAN-FICTION

[@lillianwallace2600]

She can “HAH” just as well as he can

[@jademonkey1424]

That's what makes her perfect

[@heidizoeynovak4294]

How many can agree she did it a little better than daz?

[@kaylynchapman838]

They were ment to be 😂❤️❤️❤️

[@beebeeguns1757]

@@heidizoeynovak4294 No One Can Out Do Daz "HAH"

[@margot7754]

The HAH at the end had me dead

[@jamiehay1027]

Girlfriend: "You have such great skin!" Daz: "Oh thanks!" Girlfriend: "...on camera" 😂

[@qtnzxfeitz7229]

Lucas Gawor it’s literally at the start of the video

[@riannejohnstone]

Lucas Gawor watch the video and find out 🥴

[@dxsolate]

Lucas Gawor You’re a moron

[@emma-kp4cp]

Lucas Gawor 0:01 lol

[@iim4xii129]

Sheep profile pic? Extremely pretentious username? Virgin.

[@Mack-fj9nl]

They sprayed air together it’s meant to be.

[@leoissocool2112]

YES

[@yara7735]

😂

[@kayla._.89]

YEEEESSSSSS 😂😂😂😂

[@itsmejessxxxx3221]

Aha😂yas

[@carakay08]

AHA😂😂

[@zoltire6478]

Title: daddy Daz: LINDA GET THE SHOTGUN

[@lilymorgan2295]

LINDA?!?!?! get the canned air!!!! NOWW

[@madelinegraciasmc]

😂😂😂😂

[@Tia-]

*dies of laughter*🤣💀

[@willem_dafoul8525]

Cool profile picture man!

[@zoltire6478]

@@willem_dafoul8525 thx ☺️

[@ausomeaspie]

I love his Girlfriend's voice! She should read an audiobook!

[@kristinearts7025]

AGREED!

[@randomvlogs8611]

Yes!

[@rachel8174]

Tf

[@tashaqatrunnada9930]

HELL YEA 🔥

[@ausomeaspie]

It is unreal how many likes my comment has had!

[@tea_au1300]

Gf: “I’m getting you a shirt that says “I’m Plump not chubby” Dass: “I am plump” (pouting)

[@arim1360]

Goffy oof

[@halle3132]

Daz* don’t ever call him dass again that’s not true dazzler style

[@serenstarrynight]

Midge_ 101 daz* come on u should now that

[@Crybabypvnk]

“I’m kind of into it” Daz: [👁]👄[👁] no

[@abigailmacpherson5508]

Omg that’s so funny

[@jessicapalmer3027]

Me

[@daisy_4]

My favourite comment

[@namesjasmin3757]

😂😂

[@floda_]

___ ___ (👁)--(👁) 👄

[@ferrettanaka6630]

Daz is always so much calmer when he records with his gf or daughter. It's an interesting change but its nice every once in a while

[@b1tchlasagna485]

i think they’ve been broken up for a while and i think daz has a new girlfriend now

[@b4bybl0e]

@Definitelyisntmaisie hes single

[@gokittygooo]

@LvPlays random stuff I like Daz however he is.

[@sadietv8759]

Daz is single now

[@elliemarshall1843]

@Tristan they were not good together in daz lie detertor test with his friend he talks about how his past realtionship was bad and says "why would i put myself through that for views".

[@emmahussey6507]

His girlfriend got the “HAH”down 😂

[@averyfreeman3717]

She really did 😂 💀

[@miserableperson2732]

Perfection at it's finest 🙌🏼

[@GrimWolf6300]

It legitimately sounds like Daz.

[@Menarecuteaaa]

H O H

[@toniagilson6313]

She did the best job 👍🏻

[@devin1960]

“And im back with my girlfriend.. Cleopatra“ No cap she do be looking like Cleopatra

[@kevitamaster-brewkombucha5472]

Devin USA1 pretty like her too

[@perc4075]

Fax

[@sindriblacksmithsofgods7626]

@Atomic but she's deadly 😏

[@lunastevens3882]

@Atomic I'm pretty sure they are just commenting that based on how Cleopatra is always made out to have looked, not how she actually did look

[@void6320]

I was gonna say that

[@alex_sparkless]

"He's plump, not chubby" Sohelia: "it's because you love trifle"

[@imogenmenegaldo]

Hee hee

[@imogenmenegaldo]

LOOOVVVEEED that bit

[@rachel8174]

It didn’t. Exactly happen like that but ok

[@alex_sparkless]

@@rachel8174 lmao I know but it was funny

[@greedygrande4517]

“To Darren black” Daz:tHats nOt mY nAme I LITERALLY CRYED 😭💀

[@yezi1796]

Her voice makes even the creepiest fanfictions seem ok. She has such a calming voice 💜

[@rylanprestwich9325]

I was thinking the same thing 😂, feel like she could do audio book recordings

[@VicMacphee]

Was about to comment the same thing

[@beauxfuller3061]

Lol i thought the same

[@imbluedubbadee]

I would actually get audible if she read audio books

[@arjay2138]

it's too much to be in love with daz, now i'm in love with his girlfriend. it's too much-

[@oh_sangwoo8064]

Dayum hold your horses

[@dizzygf]

ar jay I couldn’t agree moreee

[@aziraphalescrowley]

yeah and hold those horses far away. you’ll scare him

[@molly-sq3pk]

ar jay you’re too right

[@SCgreat]

bisexual struggles be like, i got you 😂

[@StormsTheNamexo]

Daz:”LINDA your fired!!” •cut to a woman in tears packing her stuff•

[@Elizabeth-po1tb]

*and planning a murder*

[@StormsTheNamexo]

Elizabeth Yes😂

[@Kidneystones27]

All of a sudden i feel sad

[@helenstrickland311]

Elizabeth aassassassssa assshsssssssss as sassvas sac’s sss usssssissassasssassssssssss

[@sashaamara2315]

You're*

[@Ireland3]

The “HAH” doorbell is definitely something I’d buy 100%

[@camidino4856]

ikr soooooo funny

[@skatertita]

Daz: *pulls out the air* Sohelia: can I do that? Daz and Sohelia: *PSSSHSHHH*

[@skatertita]

@Thomas Anderson you are a hero

[@alphadawggames9611]

It's LINDA!!

[@youarewrong8919]

@@alphadawggames9611 no its not lol

[@jiminswife2314]

You mean dAdDy dAz

[@thanoswife1254]

Daz: I'm not a devil....i'm an angel Soheila: you are my angel That's freaking adorable, I love you guys so much!

[@bethanysirmans1932]

Plot twist: Daz’s girlfriend wrote all of the fan fiction

[@lilahdoesntsing4006]

oooooo teaaa literally 😂🤍🤍

[@suarmyriverol6862]

🤭plot twist

[@sofija4412]

Didn't they break up?

[@suarmyriverol6862]

@@sofija4412 yeah😂

[@remi4755]

@@suarmyriverol6862 that’s not very funny if they broke up-

[@besaamzai]

She killed that “HAH!”

[@harrietdoesnt]

Daz: im here with my girlfriend Me: *l- linda?*

[@bbxnatski5860]

Linda be like:waaaaa he didnt like my story

[@niya1683]

Exactly I thought Linda was his girlfriend

[@hypixxie]

SAME

[@ssickavie]

SAME HAHA

[@bumlicker1171]

Linda's not real shes actually just a ghost

[@tabithadearth7507]

Seeing Daz and his girlfriend together laughing makes me smile so much.

[@grocerytag]

Not gonna lie thought he was married

[@paigeknitschke6012]

Bootyhole Dolphin hitguy he was never married I can’t remember if he was or not but I’ve watched him for years and I’m pretty sure he wasn’t

[@callieweigelt3232]

Bootyhole Dolphin hitguy he was but theyre separated now

[@yourworstnightmare6003]

@@grocerytag He was married but they got divorced.

[@AlohaKarlee]

paige knitschke he was married for a long time and has a daughter with his wife. They are separated now.

[@my_chemical_cheeze_whiz4622]

“HE’S PLUMP NOT CHUBBY” I CANT 😂😂😂 No he is DAZZLING

[@dorinabilecz9205]

Merissa Urie plump* 🤗

[@my_chemical_cheeze_whiz4622]

i d k x x oh thanks lol

[@mauserwinchester]

I want to see Daz in this t shirt.

[@my_chemical_cheeze_whiz4622]

Alan Hig YESSS

[@justaweirdogirl9216]

Soheila takes it as a knee slapper!!!!!!!!

[@sophiesabin6084]

Aww his girlfriend seems like she would be such a good friend :)

[@pastel_girl591]

Are you trying to say something? 😂

[@pastel_girl591]

That they should break up?🤣

[@sashayy19]

@@pastel_girl591 they did break up, a while ago

[@wiwwy]

@@sashayy19 they broke up because she's abusive.

[@pingbuzz6974]

@@wiwwy what, where did you hear that?

[@jayhiggins186]

Daz: that's why I canceled my fan mail because I kept getting disturbing letters from 12-year-old girls counselor: I see

[@goktor7659]

CAN THE FBI TRACK YOU IN ENGLAND?!?!?

[@NaNa_W4NT5_F3MNM5]

I'm sure onion boy would have loved those.

[@girlybubbles8829]

I read that just as it happened

[@cvspharmacy8048]

Daz: “im gonna put her in a really awkward situation” Soheila: “I was ready for you to say position” Daz: “not on camera” 😂😂😂

[@riannejohnstone]

Fanfic - ‘He is not a man to be trifled with’ Soheila - ‘That’s because you love trifle’ Oh my god 😭😂😂😂😂😂

[@sweeperboy]

I love the way it took Daz a second to even register that as a joke, and then another few seconds further for the full hilarity to hit him.

[@HipHopFan1654]

Chuka Pawaki it’s a word play and trifle as a noun means a cake

[@riannejohnstone]

Chuka Pawaki no..... ‘trifled with’ means not to be messed with. And trifle is a type of dessert. It’s just funny because trifle and trifling are the same it’s kind of hard to explain why it’s funny

[@adrianhayes41]

Daz: I'm doing a video with my girlfriend Me:L-linda is that you

[@TheKingOfGremlins]

"Daddy Daz" That makes me feel uncomfy. Daz is more like the cool uncle.

[@miajunesubiela]

He’s the uncle you rarely see but when you do you have the best time

[@akhlysthechair]

He’s the uncle who would let you curse and watch adult movies-

[@strawberiiheartss]

frrr

[@Ella-og6cb]

Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@karmin2655]

Yea hes more like an uncle

[@Anthonysnipz]

Girlfriend : what if I called you daddy. Daz : I will straight up leave you... i didn't raise you. 🤣🤣🤣 time stamp 1:41

[@fatimasyed4786]

Time stamp?

[@Anthonysnipz]

@@fatimasyed4786 1:41

[@loganreese8075]

Why does his girlfriend look like Melanie Martinez a little bit 0_O she is so pretty

[@MsVictoria]

Melanie Martinez mixed with Eugenia Cooney

[@neriepalomera177]

@@MsVictoria omg yes! Her eyes look like Eugenia's and the rest like Melanie literally so accurate.

[@kurr0ss988]

OMG THATS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID

[@Monkewithnopants]

Omg I thought the same thing lmao

[@dakota-6631]

i thought this was a video of him reacting to Melanie until I read the title

[@grace0580]

11:12 that was PERFECT, his girlfriend has so many of his mannerisms, they're such a great couple!

[@gabriellecowell8638]

His girlfriend is drop dead gorgeous. Who agrees ?

[@selenatorres2291]

Yes I think she's pretty daz pick a gorgeous girl

[@kc_2297]

Agreed

[@puurrrr]

She looks like Alicia cara a little bit

[@justaweirdogirl9216]

MMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@jamessawyer4359]

👌

[@sienna5494]

oh my god your relationship is so fricking cute i cant.

[@gayfrogieboii1015]

Ikr they are perfect

[@chxrlottexox9194]

How pretty is his gf tho

[@namesjasmin3757]

Chxrlottexox ikr

[@ashleymoore2435]

Chxrlottexox for real they’reso cute together

[@rizaadon]

@Lucas Gawor bruh, tho is just short for though...

[@shmancy1259]

@Lucas Gawor not only are you a grammar nazi, you’re an idiot too. They were complementing his girlfriend and she’s a girl. So congrats sir, you’re a dumbass.

[@datbat1175]

Very

[@groggynotfound5002]

That dress or shirt she’s wearing reminds me of the dress coralines other mom wore!!1!1!1!1

[@chloehooper4351]

She kinda remained me of Cleopatra

[@mickitsmick]

Are they still together?

[@ciphyrsart]

ELEVEN ELEVEN

[@lewismccrory8058]

this is the most wholsome shit ive ever seen NOT THE FAN FIC just daz and his gf vibing

[@sugasnoona8441]

Lucas Gawor he didn’t call it shit

[@cielhigh4401]

Fr tho it's cute as hell

[@jlwkss]

@Lucas Gawor But he didn't, he called it wholesome

[@sugasnoona8441]

Lucas Gawor omfg no he didn’t he doesn’t literally mean wholesome SHIT it’s what people say he means it’s very wholesome🙄 r u living in the stone age or sum that you’ve never heard that saying before

[@sugasnoona8441]

Lucas Gawor and tho is short for tHoUgH. you’re so dry

[@angelofdarkness2213]

Daz girlfriend: "makes my girlhood tremble" Me: "WTF" *throws popcorn while running away*

[@Gayredheadbitch94]

I swear that's from Hey Arnold

[@cottoncandy2023]

@@Gayredheadbitch94 yup it is

[@AirFire18]

That’s a line from Hey Arnold 😂. Helga is a poet and that is the line she use in the show 🤣

[@alexandrayanes3036]

I felt that 🤣🤣

[@MatthewSSapp]

Lol

[@laurennuggets3965]

His girlfriend is the positivity that we all need ☀️

[@negativenancy5695]

Ya... The positivity...

[@hannahbanana3757]

Im your 700th Like 😻💅

[@alexghebenei5850]

Lol sounds as if you wanna steal her from him

[@user-jg4pz5gt6p]

This aged well, jokes aside glad he’s out of this whatever it is happened

[@wiwwy]

@@user-jg4pz5gt6p yea

[@shpping_grl8600]

Fun fact of the day: *i just spilled cherry pepsi all over my white outfit and my sofa*

[@TheOneAndOnlyPookster]

Hehehe

[@Ella-sx6ru]

This was posted ages ago but good luck 😳🥲

[@denkikaminari754]

HAH

[@God-mv2sy]

Nice

[@aavaashh5177]

Oh god

[@Crybabypvnk]

“My girlhood trembled with delight” IM SORRY, YOUR WHAT?

[@dilshansingh2145]

Ace Lucia 69

[@justkaitlyn541]

Same 😂

[@awex7]

@@justkaitlyn541 omg

[@satansniffler1]

You’re new to fanfic huh

[@heidir6788]

11 !!!!!!!!

[@kailowren1598]

Daz getting his face squashed by his girlfriend is the best thing that's ever happened on this channel.

[@yourmothershusband24]

I would buy that shirt if it does say “Plump, Not Chubby”

[@sweat_pantsyt.]

OMG SAME! I recall that from his "fans roasting me" vid XDD

[@-Xenron-]

*says

[@K75-d5n]

Kennon _Gamer oh shut up

[@elainewalter8685]

Yeah. Im not really plump or chubby but Id still want one

[@jasoncg2956]

@@elainewalter8685 I'm plump and chubby and I want one

[@Tatiana-wk2re]

Even if I liked Daz I won’t be jealous of his girlfriend she’s literally the sweetest person ever 😂💖

[@bloodredcommanderigris850]

Am i the only one who thinks that daz's girlfriend looks like cleopatra

[@daylightbright7675]

We don't really know what Cleopatra looked like but I see what you're going for 😋

[@gucciasalways]

She’s so gorgeous it’s unbelievable

[@RagingLegionette]

Really come the fuck on be serious have you even seen Cleopatra

[@courtneykibling4857]

She looks 18 lol

[@Candy80]

Nah I think she looks more like Melanie Martinez

[@hollywelch5168]

The only person that should call Daz "daddy" is his actual daughter. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@KodasCove]

Exactly what I was thinking! 😂😂

[@memehubz8238]

@@kubaj8397 law and order special victims unit

[@NoOne-fv6yh]

@@kubaj8397 no please

[@melodyw7250]

Not even

[@melodyw7250]

Kuba J no

[@alecsarmy3222]

“He’s plump, not chubby” I swear that was a reference to the last fan fiction where he was called a “small chubby man in his 30s” 💀

[@scr1b3notscribble93]

It is!!!!

[@magicalpixie3712]

😂😂😂 ahahaha I remember that!

[@clearskiies1638]

i liTERALLY THOUGHT THE SAME THING IM DNTKSNFNFJSNSNA

[@awex7]

YAS I REMEBER

[@hollyscaife690]

Alecs Army I like your profile pic

[@shahadaltanji2446]

Daz : im here with my gf Me : he doesnt have a wife? LINDA!

[@Elliestewart_actress]

They think that a piece of paper doesn’t define their love for each other

[@ashleymarieschoenberger4331]

I love this video. Your girlfriend should be in more. She's super gorgeous. I love love love when you both did "hah" together at the end so adorable 🖤

[@elizabethatherton5526]

I agree shes very gorgeous n should be in more they are very cute together ❤

[@sonnypotts4218]

U fancy his gf!😂😂😂

[@sommermaisie4770]

“you have such great skin” “i know” “on camera” “oh...thanks”

[@trap_tv_.4914]

Daz there is a other life is strange it's not about max bit it's a boy instead

[@trap_tv_.4914]

I havnt looked into it and I k ke u won't se this but it's worth a try

[@sommermaisie4770]

just cliche im not Da

[@sonniesiekbert5694]

@@sommermaisie4770 I think it's because you're profile pic shows Daz I guess they was just curious just to let you know have a good day 😊

[@sommermaisie4770]

Sonnie Siekbert thats what i thought too lol...you have an EVEN BETTER day❤️

[@tabithaharbour1070]

His girlfriend though so cute she’s so cute and loving every part of this lol

[@mollylclarke8409]

Can we talk about how soothing her voice and laugh is omg

[@xanderkarr783]

When she says daddy, she sounds like peppa pig saying “da-dae”

[@lokistockwell]

It’s because she’s British lol that’s how British people say it

[@EssyOnYT]

@@lokistockwell HER part of Britain says that, there's plenty of British accents there isn't just one

[@eliasmohammed1749]

@@lokistockwell you're American aren't you?

[@lokistockwell]

Elias Mohammed no I’m British 😂 I’m from south London lol

[@lokistockwell]

Essy true I was only talking about south sorry

[@cookieegenix5780]

“It’s not cute it’s weird!” Girl who wrote this: *suprised Pikachu face*

[@clutch_777_]

Surprised*

[@loonchimoonchi6912]

@@clutch_777_ NOBODY GIVES A SHIT!

[@clutch_777_]

@@loonchimoonchi6912 nobody gives a shit about u giving a shit.

[@loonchimoonchi6912]

@@clutch_777_ 🖕

[@clutch_777_]

@@loonchimoonchi6912 ok my bad that you're sad you lost due to my brain being way more useful than your fucking tin for a brain but sure spam emojis at me to show ur low intellect.

[@sabrinaabbes7106]

Am I the only one who thinks that Daz’s girlfriend looks like cleaopatra and Melanie Martinez combined? edit: WOW thank you guys so much for 9.1k I really appreciate it, you guys are the sweetest I love looking at the replies❤ take care everyone remember to wear your mask, stay hydrated, eat, and take ur pills if needed :) ❤

[@lynnjones9045]

But she hot 👌

[@lilygacha158]

I agree-

[@yvonnelasten7424]

Sabrina Sahali but cleopatra was ugly af

[@bunnyandthehunterz1081]

Omg your right

[@---oc1xz]

@@yvonnelasten7424 nah

[@mckenzieleacock6206]

Her makeup looks so good! She should go ALL natural in a vid, she’s so gorgeous with and without makeup.

[@ftw7026]

"Mr Black is not a man to be trifled with" "Damn right" "That's cause you love trifle" "What?!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jezidka]

That got me crying. 😂

[@bobinrobin63]

Pitch black

[@y0uax0l0tlquesti0nz]

OMG yes 😂

[@pxrplehalo]

Her name isn’t Linda? My whole life has been a lie

[@rosesplayhouse4955]

Yes I agree and she looks way too young

[@rhanabanana4552]

@@rosesplayhouse4955 Could be. Its also just could be the make-up. Its scary what they can do with that nowdays

[@violetbrown6439]

@@rosesplayhouse4955 she’s 22- and he was 33 at the time it’s not bad

[@rileythacker8465]

Linda is his daughter

[@pxrplehalo]

@@rileythacker8465 I thought his daughter’s name was Sophia or something. (Sorry, I forgot her name)

[@MaeMonkzii]

"11, 11, 11!"" "Daddy daz": That's what the police would tell me"

[@oliviaspencer1288]

daz deserved so much better. glad he’s with someone better for him now :)

[@tobe3940]

Are you the friend of the new one or ..? Cause there is no way you'd even know about his relationships. And I agree that she deserved someone more like her who'd be like a really energetic glowing person but your lil statement is baseless.

[@Ali-ij6dr]

why r u getting pressed for she js commented some support for him and hes in such a better place now so go away @@tobe3940

[@kyloren7978]

​@@tobe3940well.. he's engaged to her now lol. And he did say how much happier he was

[@briy2720]

Daz: "I've never been married" Kate: **silently weeps**

[@briy2720]

@@pineconelord2 he refers to her as "wife" in all his videos about Kate. I think they were engaged but called it off so instead of referring to her as girlfriend or fiance he just said wife because that's what she was meant to be? Sorry Daz if you read this, we're all glad that you found someone who makes you happy. 😁❤️👏🏻

[@jaidengrimmer5509]

Bri Y they weren’t married

[@1234567Clairebear]

They were in a long term relationship. As good as married just without the bells and whistles. Lots of ppl choose that option. I myself was with my ex for ten years,two kids and not married. Some ppl just dont see the need :)

[@haileylee4741]

i thought he was married tho wasnt he?

[@1234567Clairebear]

Not on paper :) as good as tho

[@cookiesdud_8082]

“What would you do if I called you daddy?” Daz: 😐 Everybody else: 😉

[@lucyeirwin]

soso: “how would you feel if i called you daddy” daz: “i’d leave you, straight away, gone, out the door i DiDnT rAiSe YoU” omg i love daz 🤣🤣

[@krudeexplorations1303]

@kate irwin I agree daz is a legend.

[@maggiedeering9854]

Their Daughter hearing the screaming in the living room: 👁👄👁

[@Jake_4_videos]

Don't u mean, “Daddy Daz”🤣🤣

[@brookiedacookie1560]

Time stamp 😂😂

[@Dylbz-ne8st]

@@brookiedacookie1560 I'm late but 1:37

[@SkyDawn-gl9qg]

remember his old fan fiction when the girl said " i was looking for a chubby old man in his 30's " and Daz said " i'm not chubby i'm plump"😂

[@Paritheplatypusss]

YESSS😂

[@PsychoticEmo]

Daz: “fan fiction of who.” Soheila: “oh yah know black veil brides,my chemical romance.” Me:*strange emo noises* Same.

[@hayleyallen771]

Same tho!! I like her even more now :) 🖤🖤🖤

[@lia8629]

Omg me

[@Autumnlove24]

🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

[@ANXI8TY]

Me too

[@Caitlin289]

I was so happy when I heard that 🖤

[@villainshototheythem2178]

8:18 Her “HAH!” sounds exactly like Daz’s 😭👏🏼

[@denkikaminari754]

Bro?

[@denkikaminari754]

@Rosilyn Jeffries Hiiiiiiiiii🤗🤗

[@Deziiiiiiiiianaaaaa]

“I can’t help my deep devotion to Darren Black” Daz: “that’s not my name” Me:"Oop-"😂

[@gayfrogieboii1015]

And I ooop

[@e_intelligence2487]

Wait, that's not his real name?? It's hard to believe that someone would name their child Daz. I just assumed it was his alias or something.

[@a.r.m.ymoaengene6250]

@@e_intelligence2487 no it is darren he said that in a previous vid "oh theres another Darren in the world"

[@gabby4901]

I thought it was Blackmore

[@ernaline9572]

Ember Internicola his name is darren blackmore. he just said it’s not his name because they said the full first name but not the last aha

[@leanne4443]

Daz:they make me seem so agressive!! Me remembering a bunch of times when he was agressively yelling at a computer. 🤣🤣

[@TayTay_99]

I just imagined Daz smacking someone with a wet tea bag instead of a whip.😂

[@harrywells9329]

Omg he is with is girl and she says whip me. Daz: HA! SAY NO MORE. Grabs tea bag😂😂😂. Hits her

[@solus8685]

_Kinky_

[@Alleycat041]

I cant🤣🤣🤣

[@R4ttlehead666]

*sees “my girlfriend” in title* *clicks faster than a humming bird flaps its wings*

[@kinggeorgeiii4977]

Omg.same

[@Spookz--]

lmfao

[@sonniesiekbert5694]

🤣😆😂😄

[@codeobey6821]

Danny Boy Yeah not really Mate

[@dilshansingh2145]

666

[@caitlinmccann5243]

Soo... when is Daz going to admit that he's actually dating the reincarnation of Cleopatra 😂

[@cutefirefly9976]

OMG💀💀

[@emivonbusch830]

OMG YASSSSS

[@22maddiej]

Leafuu why not cleopatra is beautiful

[@AshleyHunsbusher]

Even the makeup and eyeliner 🤭her bangs omg she really is

[@prideofmanny2981]

NO YOU DIDN'T- 😂😂

[@ellieballardxo]

7:43 is so cute!! the way there laughing together melts my heart

[@edenhall3608]

“You have such great skin” Daz-“Ik”

[@yellowmellow1790]

Why does she remind me of Melanie she’s so pretty Omg thanks for all the likes 😭 I’ve never had this Many likes Tnx

[@jennifers7826]

Hi Xx i thought I was the only one who thought so!

[@thatsgrim4309]

yesss, she was giving me so much Melanie Martinez vibes!

[@maisiellis]

A mix of Melanie and Marina :)

[@Valerialvr]

I know what you mean I'm not sure why

[@Shirleykidfiddler]

I thought it was more of a Cleopatra look

[@tylergarthwaite8813]

"Cos you love trifle" *starts pissing* Absolutely love these two and how they get on. Such a rare bond👍

[@MossyWood]

What does trifle mean?

[@eliogden6899]

#1 Trash Can it's a dessert

[@MossyWood]

@@eliogden6899 thank youu

[@Twilight_NC]

Glad you have someone better than her ❤

[@estellevanwijk7041]

What happened

[@ollievoice3922]

@@estellevanwijk7041she abused him he had to use makeup up to hide the bruises

[@domi6751]

Daz without glasses : fabulous Daz with glasses : 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒒𝒖𝒂𝒕𝒆

[@SIMILLY]

“When I felt my phone vibrating next to me” Daz: I hope it was a phone Sohelia: ohhh dearr 🤣🤣🤣

[@riannejohnstone]

I’ve never heard it be referred to as a girlhood, and I never want to again’ 😂😂 me neither Soheila😭😭😂

[@kckyuu4755]

Daz in my opinion. I DONT SEEE YOU AS "DADDY" I mean i'm only 15 so i dont want to imagine that. You more remind me of my Uncle, humorous and a genuine human being. You are the only youtuber i have ever TRULY laughed with. Ive gotten in trouble from my parents because i would laugh too loud. Just thought mentioning this would be nice even though you might never see it :D Stay dazzling

[@midnightflame8763]

I may be a girl but I wish his girlfriend was my girlfriend.

[@achuu4091]

Fr my gay heart

[@safayamohamed7074]

I just wish I could get a boy or a girl to like me like that let alone date me

[@min-hk4yk]

hey y'all happy pride month🥺💖✨

[@marissacalle8492]

@@min-hk4yk HAPPY PRIDE MONTH ❤️

[@min-hk4yk]

Marissa Calle Thank you! :D

[@spoon9456]

"i used to write fanfic about bands like BlackVeilBrides..MyChemicalRomance.." omg i love her. She's a keeper Daz

[@aceexists5934]

Shame they broke up

[@elyas3876]

DUDE I LITERALLY WAS SO HAPPY WHEN SHE SAID THAT

[@Jake_4_videos]

@@aceexists5934 they didn’t that’s fake news

[@anonymi8564]

@@Jake_4_videos oh thank god

[@groggers]

this aged well

[@oliviakennedy1181]

"Why do they find me so aggressive".......*a few minutes later*......... "if you bring me tea and its not decaf I'll throw it at you!"

[@jakson6109]

I am shocked by the number of people who thought his girlfriend's name was Linda. Linda is his made-up assistant.

[@Creep585]

"I can't I help my deep devotion to Darren black" "That's not my name"

[@yazziefabulous6011]

I thought that was his name, no?

[@alicia4175]

i cackled at that

[@fabulouskilljoy7836]

@@yazziefabulous6011 I think it's Darren Blackmore , he said it in a video once...

[@thomashardacre]

@@yazziefabulous6011 yeah so did I, and apparently google does too

[@yazziefabulous6011]

@@fabulouskilljoy7836 Oh okay thanks.

[@royalcouncilsoldier1301]

We stan a BVB and MCR childhood girlfriend for Daz

[@purrodigy]

Royal Council Soldier fuck yes

[@skylardraven3553]

Yesssss agreed.

[@ANXI8TY]

Yes.

[@RobertRyanIV]

Yessss all the way

[@tailsnatched4642]

“I was about to say position” *”Not on camera”*

[@krystalcanfield3553]

She's really lovely and sweet. Nice to see Daz so happy.

[@phoebelambert9225]

They broke up, she was abusive

[@ONYXG9000]

@@phoebelambert9225 it’s a shame ppl take things for granted so quickly

[@naiman8870]

*Sophelia looks like somebody who would cast in The Witcher.*

[@yourbasicwitch4495]

YES

[@user-ri8do9to5h]

*soheila

[@klaudia4179]

sleepy chen I was gonna say she kinda looked like Yennifer

[@naiman8870]

Klaudia SHE DOES.

[@tianaskyelegg6201]

YES OMG

[@claricecavill]

I choked at: “I’m not chubby I’m plump” 😂😂😂😂

[@jackturner8618]

That person is BEAUTIFUL His girlfriend ok too

[@imsmoloof4602]

ngl i thought you ment me but i mean your right T-T

[@myag777]

imsmol oof same😭

[@qwzerty_1023]

Lmao

[@tcacaacazz1878]

💀

[@CR1PTIKALGAMING1677]

Lmao

[@forestings]

They've broken up. They have also unfollowed each other on social media so ig they're not talking anymore

[@234Kelsie]

These two together are such couple goals, just watching them together literally makes me so happy, this video made me laugh so much 😂

[@mizzkittenttv]

0:13. Seconds in and i love her, the makeup, the dress, the hair, her picking on you lol. Shes great

[@chiggin4532]

Kaitlyn Perrier not really she seems very plain but tries too hard the entire video. Constantly fake giggling, covered in makeup, revealing dress and making shit jokes then looking at daz to see if he laughs.

[@missab1287]

Holl you don’t need to be so nasty. you’re not dating her so you don’t need to worry. she’s beautiful and so nice and i’m happy for them. you don’t need to come and shit all over her just because you don’t like her. go fix yourself before hating on others because i’m sure you need some sort of fix.

[@mizzkittenttv]

@Rivers Doster Yikes, thats so rude to say about Daz. Some people take personality into account

[@chiggin4532]

marissa barrett you just had a go at shitting on someone then shat on me.... ok

[@chiggin4532]

Rivers Doster ngl u sound like a 40 year old r/niceguy

[@taylorodell7444]

She’s the reincarnation of cleopatra. I love it

[@lily-annefindlay1795]

I love that he says “if you call me daddy, you’re out the door. Gone!” With this statement we know that Daz is so tolerant for Huw. If you find the video called “do not answer”

[@eoincleary9829]

"I've never been married!" Kate: Am I a joke to you?

[@coletteblack2903]

They just said they were married because they didn’t see the point in the piece of paper to confirm the love each other or somethin 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@victoriacser5065]

They weren't married

[@vesselphobia]

Yea in the “Daz watches crazy feminests” he says “MY WIFE- RIGHT” etc etc. Soooo im confused

[@user-bf8lt8co3d]

@@vesselphobia they never got married, they didn’t think that a piece of paper could show that they loved each other.

[@mariofriendsplay4447]

Their not married XDDD

[@gtagirlie]

Why is it when daz’s girlfriend said “HAH” sounded exactly like him??

[@g-annacruz9343]

69 likes I shall not mess it up.😌

[@lilbabytoe]

Because it was him

[@mebruva9077]

@@lilbabytoe wasn't him but alright

[@philiprivers669]

@@g-annacruz9343 Too late now....

[@jaemi3292]

She wrote Fanfictions about Black Veil Brides. I love this woman.

[@leylakhan2213]

JaeMi literally me when I was 13 lol

[@HarryPotter-nz8dd]

JaeMi same

[@TealTunic]

Why did his girlfriend look like Cleopatra?

[@dannicarson1806]

Bit mean but...

[@TealTunic]

@@dannicarson1806 How is that mean?

[@dannicarson1806]

@@TealTunic Nvm. It's okay I always forget that I can't hear people's voice tone when they type stuff so I guess I read it in a mean way.

[@TealTunic]

@@dannicarson1806 A bit late, but, it's okay.