Daz Watches Stabbing You ASMR

[@aceofclubs3943]

“Five a day to fucking go away” love it

[@bootsguy6448]

I just looked at the comment and I just heard him say it lol

[@teriwhitehead2614]

I'm not even lying as soon as I read this it said that

[@lovelycloudyskies]

5:55

[@thatrandompersononyoutube9276]

I made your likes 666

[@chloelowe4]

𝙸𝚟𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚕𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 😂

[@musictttttrumpet]

Imagine if daz did asmr... we’d all lose our eardrums when he accidentally laugh out loud

[@iinnxe]

Lol

[@crystalflareowq7700]

My ears would die if that was real

[@rhi417]

IKR

[@toker_poker420]

Lmfao yeah

[@jasminselo7471]

LMAO IKR

[@Em-qb5on]

Me trying not laugh and wake up my family Daz: “I haVe A cAN of aIR!” Me: “WhEzE”

[@mattryan2912]

2:45 😂

[@kiwiii1966]

same

[@charger21000]

Same

[@Yourkuromiz]

Same 😂😂😂

[@calebbrown6398]

so true

[@heathernewton5465]

I like how daz has uses his can of air as a defense mechanism when she literally she has a whole entire knife

[@DUCK-WITH-COFFEE]

LINDA!! AIR!! NOW!!!

[@dalewessels3173]

​@@DUCK-WITH-COFFEEright

[@lillyannbyrne3395]

AIR BEATS KNIVES END OF DISCUSSION 😂

[@lifesucks6667]

In 2024 and rewatching this video for the umpteeth time, never gets old, and I can say for sure that I miss the can of air in his newer videos sooooo much!!!!

[@adi0s.amig0s]

"You don't just stab someone and say sorry" is my new life quote.

[@ejg0721]

Yesss same

[@bencurry4587]

Thats going to be my yearbook quote lol

[@JulesVanBelle]

schmeubulock

[@Sharkwithlegs69]

Writing it down

[@Him_edits1407]

The best quote he said is”is five a day more like go away”

[@faithm6013]

It went from 5 a day to FuCkInG go away Had me dead 😂

[@littledazzler4022]

faith J same here

[@kenoath1313]

Jesus Christ I read this then dad said it

[@noahtheboss4844]

Fuck her

[@0514805148]

LOLZ

[@yo-dax_2136]

mak fred was I the only one that red this as soon as I heard it lmao

[@mocha_flower7397]

Clover: "i am a little crazy" Daz: "NO. FUCKING. SHIT.. this is bad"

[@BTS_ARMYGIRL90]

Me: "Let's turn the volume all the way up so I can hear her" Daz: *laughs so loudly I die*

[@johnggow8845]

lol 😂

[@DJPulseWaveOfficial]

My ears got raped 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Oldbayisthebestseasoning]

cringe

[@FoRg00tT3n]

@@Oldbayisthebestseasoninghow..

[@JavAnimations14]

​@@Oldbayisthebestseasoning plz learn more words

[@papitutorials3836]

“ I HaVe A CaN oF AiR aNd I WilL uSe iT “ this had me screaming

[@lemonade4394]

It had some dying too 😂😂

[@florencesunflower1758]

Girl:*aNd It LoOkS lIkE a DiCk* Me: *WHEEZE* DAZ: *SPEECHLESS*

[@deakky_1299]

XD

[@christinahaley891]

I would report her channel in a heart beat and never leave my bed 🍜

[@hudson4053]

@@christinahaley891 same

[@kalthegal]

*Daz spraying the can of air into the mic* The Closed Captions: *[music]*

[@oliverboswell8859]

The best music can of air

[@grace.hwd1]

I was about to comment that lol 😂😂

[@kalthegal]

@@oliverboswell8859 better then anyone could ever

[@oliverboswell8859]

@@kalthegal agreed

[@levachan5610]

(Sound of air plays in the background)

[@ccduc]

Rest in peace Clover, my deepest condolences to her family and friends. ❤🕊

[@depresseddog123]

wait what

[@405zx]

@@depresseddog123 she died from heroin overdose

[@405zx]

Her family were dick heads her sister was the only person who was worthy of them all

[@SilverCipher00]

​@@405zxThat explains a lot

[@sophiemichelle4964]

4:35 Daz's laugh is iconic

[@sophiakarlsonlovely3375]

STOP MAKING ME LAUGH xD

[@AJMVideos]

Sophie Blunt so true

[@josephdesaulnier852]

Keep replaying 😂

[@___lengg9968]

Sophie blunt ikr😂

[@laurengilbey8650]

Sophie Blunt Ikr

[@ajazzy8713]

can we all just take a moment to appreciate how flawlessly Daz did the quiet place sign language

[@kitty562]

He really did tho

[@thecrazygaywitches5760]

He did tho

[@edmundcollins7203]

It’s amazing

[@bishhhh2009]

frrrr

[@Crazy1chriss2]

𝚈𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚜𝚜

[@serinabeecham]

“I hAvE tHiS kNiFe RIgHt HeRe” Daz “KZbin help me,KZbin help me”

[@liakempfer7372]

Lol I died at the BaNanA part

[@bebo165]

@@liakempfer7372 same 😂

[@brianmcmonagle8640]

@@liakempfer7372 because Banana

[@elliewhite-wn4ke]

R.I.P cloveress you were loved by many including her family friends and subscribers fly high angel

[@emma6648]

Oh yeah she was loved alright……especially by her MALE viewers

[@Theone-kz9vd]

​@@emma6648?

[@FoRg00tT3n]

@@emma6648lmao what

[@Marks0verhere]

What

[@Cranberryvr1]

She did a overdoes what was she thinking

[@midnight_scarlet1380]

Clover: *puts knife in her mouth 🔪 Daz: don’t sneeze

[@scarlett_song9663]

If she did sneeze she would have the same "smile" as Jeff the killer😮

[@kidda6655]

She's dead...

[@lyricvideoshd-x8c]

@@kidda6655 Wait what...

[@DJTHEFREAK]

@@kidda6655 Hol up

[@bad_ass_bleep2569]

@@kidda6655 Is she actually, She probably died recording a video of her with that knife and actually sneezing Edit: So she did die couple years ago. she died in her sleep after an overdose

[@gravesthebanisher1625]

the air blowing into the microphone sounded like fire xD I was literally thinking 'kill it with fire'

[@xandranicholai7301]

lol!

[@rivine1850]

*BuLtOrEuNe*

[@malenehlaursen]

I died right there 😂

[@ventibonkbonk6610]

Bultoreune

[@freemanking2517]

Omg yeah

[@Auggs45]

Time stamps: 1:05 - a baNANA 2:18 - crazy girl asthma laugh 3:22 - quiet place reference 4:28 - small d's are friendly looking 5:20 - stab video begins 6:15 - don't hurt the merch 6:35 - I'll slap your tits off your chest 6:40 - don't sneeze 7:00 - back stab / why am I looking 8:08 - stab heart? Raises air slowly 8:32 - stab d*ck. INTENSE AIR 9:42 - think I'm crazy? NO FKN SH*T 10:12 - d*ck's hard. No. Mines inside 10:53 - Daz being the most relatable Hope this helps☆

[@skyme7383]

Yep it did ♥️

[@wi1lboo951]

😂😂yes it did it also killed me

[@maddy1035]

Thank you

[@Marshie_Gum]

Thank u!!!

[@niovibist3632]

Thanks 😂the fact that you took the time to do this lmaoo 😂

[@Secular._.Haze0]

Hi everyone, just a quick reminder that she did pass away and deserves respect. She passed away due to the fact she was high and ||Committed Suicide|| Although yes she was considered “Quirky” and “Weird” she did have schizophrenia. So please pay respect to her 💛

[@Tollia123]

I thought I saw someone comment about this. And all my condolences go to her and her family. 💜💛

[@Hladnakocka212]

u FR????!

[@Secular._.Haze0]

@@Hladnakocka212 yes 😑

[@Hladnakocka212]

@@Secular._.Haze0 damn well may she rest in peace

[@jacquelynjackson5762]

No

[@s0da_cryptid]

A can of air is literally just Daz's version of holy water

[@lourdesbelenteixidomorales6287]

Yes that it is holy water🤣

[@Mario_31415]

Forget holy water, it’s all about the holy air spray

[@lilshub]

I actually subscribed to you

[@codyisnotafish]

Hello fellow non binary

[@bakugoukatsuki7815]

@_Minx_gacha YESSS

[@Evute02]

"A slug dating show" I actually died😂

[@medi3048]

Lmao I'm ded as well 😂 and ARMYYYYY 💜

[@santannaLz]

6:36 I would to

[@raya2732]

Apparently not quick enough, because you typed and submitted that comment😂😂😂LMAO IM JUST BEING A SMARTASS CHILL

[@eurokatic]

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🤣😂😑😑😑🍈🌏🌐🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

[@sincartermsp8583]

😂

[@annnewton855]

"I'm sorry" 2 miutes later "what if i stab you in the heart" another 2 minutes "ill make you fall in love with me"

[@shadowhawk-1005]

Gave you a like because I died of laughter at this part

[@nievefitzp2272]

😂😂😂😂😂😭

[@YellingAtYou]

Sounds like Mirai Nikki (i don’t think i spelled that right)

[@gunsgold5434]

Ann Newton minutes*

[@Ihavepolaroidsofyousleeping]

Daz got me laughing at 1:28 in the morning, right before when while I was crying. literally proves when your sad sometimes things become funny when they weren’t before lmao

[@emma6648]

What’s wrong? ❤️

[@samjammaz3647]

Dazz: Aa BaNaNa Me : almost dies

[@samjammaz3647]

Thanks for all the likes 24 likes

[@regal-5401]

ikr lmao

[@thatrandomgriffingirl3378]

Ikr

[@samjammaz3647]

Well thank u for all the likes❤️

[@Candy-og7pt]

Me too

[@thotful348]

Daz: disturbed Clover: smacked Air can: fired Disk space: low Hotel: Trivago

[@T101-j7t]

THIS IS GOLD

[@sophierivers642]

Lol

[@drcoconut2735]

C B this is old

[@drcoconut2735]

Just a joke

[@becca2306]

Omfg

[@isabelmunger-styles5212]

“How about i stab you in the heart” Daz: *slowly lifts spray* Edit: I was just mentioning a part of the video I found funny 😌

[@jadechaidez6543]

Gonno Bok HAHAHA 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@stoopid0584]

@Elemental Studios so relatable...

[@silvershadowray1056]

One of my favorite scenes 🤣😂🤣

[@yabumolyea]

I was the 777th like

[@isabelmunger-styles5212]

DailyDoseOf Lemon aw dude im proud of you thanks

[@chocotaco7782]

Rip natalie. We know you were struggling with things that may have caused these tragedy. I’m sure you were loved by many. And they still do. ❤

[@ssssssgrjibhnmfdxj]

what? what happened

[@ireallylikecheesygarlicbread]

@@ssssssgrjibhnmfdxjshe died of substance abuse, apparently she was a schizophrenic and had many problems.

[@The_Dark_Lord_Sauron]

@@ssssssgrjibhnmfdxj she passed fm a heroin overdose

[@minifridge7167]

@@ssssssgrjibhnmfdxj She passed away from a heroine overdose

[@maddiie.xoxo1]

@@ssssssgrjibhnmfdxj apparently she died from a heroin overdose

[@reesehale967]

"Went from 5 a day to go away" i can't stop laughing

[@clarexia3210]

“Did that hurt?” No it definitely didn’t hurt at all that you just stabbed me

[@bernarddaly3216]

I'd like your comment, but it's at 222 likes

[@dannicoombe5466]

@@bernarddaly3216 wait, so it went from 222 to 294 in 1 day? Damn.

[@poopturdman6171]

I've stabbed myaelf ao many times lol

[@Mikey-st7sx]

If daz had a ASMR channel it would be 10 minutes of spraying the air can at the microphone 🤣

[@brenguntc3766]

so true

[@Gobacktothepondyousillygoose]

That’s not asmr that is a tornado approaching

[@ewaw6513]

Omg 🤣

[@firstlast-to1mq]

YAS

[@paigeknitschke6012]

Arctic_fox hahah right 😂

[@Lucas_G26]

Clover was genuinely such a beautiful young woman. Rest in peace,sweetheart.❤️

[@ElScarfacee]

Fr 🙏

[@robynvlogs1751]

Criminal brakes into Dazs house: daz: I have a can of air DONT TOUCH ME

[@TheLianaBooty]

😂😂😂

[@highpitchedscream2477]

Relatable. *i have a can of air*

[@eoyneluv3371]

Yesh

[@foxysiano1810]

Daz: someone’s in my house 😱 what should I use Neighbour: a knife Daz:nah can of air my man

[@max-xp3kk]

I LOST IT WHEN HE SAID “do you just unzip and then- hEllo!-“ I CSNT HES TOO FUNNY

[@platinumplayz8766]

6:36 I lost it when he said ill slap the tits of your chest XD

[@_Kaedn]

😂

[@mitsubasousuke2939]

I love your pfp

[@gravellanehomestead6562]

eri’s tangerine ME TO!!😂😂😂

[@izzyaron2707]

So true i literally died

[@chlo7768]

watching dazs old vidss>>>>

[@sehareshezad5174]

“WOuLd YoU lIkE a baNaNa” daz made me laugh so hard😂

[@j-hopeangel9972]

Sehare Shezad ikr

[@WhyNot-qh7mg]

Daz: *Used air* *sounds like an avalanche* *Accidentally sprays self with air*

[@jaxonh8112]

Daz: Would you like....... a banana” Me: Chokes on drink

[@Gooner1288]

Never drink whilst watching daz 😂😂

[@madieeee1305]

I’m not joking I did the same thing

[@Janthonyjo]

Was it a bananaanna smoothie

[@kirstygray7329]

@@Janthonyjo omg 😂

[@sayton7081]

Are you drinking tea

[@Kamdynisme]

rip clover. and just wanted to say that she was very pretty

[@emma6648]

She was weird but yes pretty

[@soullessg6751]

Clover: whispers ungodly quietly. Me: turns up beats so I can hear her. Immediately Daz: *BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA*

[@moparornocar8715]

This literally happened to me and my eardrums I think have been destroyed 🤣

[@soullessg6751]

@@moparornocar8715 My soul left my body and I just screamed. Startled me worse than any horror game he’s played so far. 😂

[@moparornocar8715]

@@soullessg6751 🤣that sounds like pretty much what happened to me🤣🤣

[@SlevIN-z4y]

Yh 5am I turn it a little bit up and I shit myself

[@midnightwolfpack8896]

I’m a percussionist nothing can hurt my eardrums anymore other than dazs laugh

[@romanyhibbs6143]

‘Is that an asthma attack or a laugh’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@scp--297]

Lolz.

[@fnaffans1644]

Naim gaming they were making it sound like the one meme/vine

[@plutoniiums]

@@NH.12 No, they spelt it correctly. Even look it up.

[@fnaffans1644]

x / Aésthetic / x oh they did....? But still

[@georgialouise5359]

romany hibbs I laugh at that as well 🤣

[@gracerobbins7151]

"I have a can of air, and I will use it!"😂😂

[@miserabledrpepper7213]

When you said that he said it and it scared me XD

[@Kk_loveydovey]

rest in peace Clover❤🕊️

[@amh8478]

*_”Went from 5 a day to fcking go away!”_* 😂DAZ IM SCREAMING

[@michellewethington851]

Namjoon Kim I thought he saidit wentfrom father dav

[@slagjaw]

_i want to like this a million times_

[@dazaiswilltolive186]

Namjoon Kim me too Armyy😍😍

[@kevbennett6002]

Namjoon Kim AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYY

[@libztarr89]

aRMy

[@ashleyclark9393]

Every time he answer her questions I can’t breathe!

[@brookehall7977]

Ashley Clark should I be concerned

[@ll_extremelystressed_ll3804]

Do you want me to send you inhaler-

[@xxemmiexx83]

I'm dying

[@justkatelynn7703]

Me too

[@belzy]

Girl: has knife 🔪 Daz: has the most powerful weapon a can of air

[@rayinlemour7898]

all he needs now is a can of earth,can of water, and a can o fire

[@lu4y4pants]

And a can of heart

[@juiceswrld8298]

True

[@FR0GGYY..]

*𝙮 𝙚 𝙨*

[@LJONeill1997]

@@haroldinho9930 True but no need to be rude.

[@me.obviouslyyy]

1:59 “in your own f*cking time, clover.” HAS ME IN STITCHES 😭😭

[@Nononololhaha]

Me: gets bullied Also me defending myself: iVe GoT A cAn Of AiR aNd I WiLl UsE iT

[@nopeno2120]

*chuck's can of air at bullies*

[@Nononololhaha]

@@nopeno2120 me: take that bit**es.

[@Lei-Van..]

@@Nononololhaha damn

[@katyswart5976]

I'll spray them and then kick them and then I'll kick them away

[@craigdoyle6598]

Show them this vid and hire her to come to they're house, then they will be scared

[@ayannajackson5719]

3:30 * daz whispers so i turn up the volume to hear better * AD: *MY PERIOD GOES BEYOND PA-*

[@Kayss.a]

Ayanna Jackson 😂😂😂😂😂😂 stupid ads these days, showing periods pain relief 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

[@thoserufflestho5110]

Omg that’s the only fucking ad I been getting like I don’t care bout your period

[@snatcherlover]

Because you are probably a boy

[@carriehaines3277]

@@Kayss.a I need it rn so badly ;-----;

[@ayannajackson5719]

Michaela Well your right but i can't afford the surgery so i'm still a girl

[@layonna4165]

When she laughs she sounds like Pennywise if he had a asthma attack

[@xxt0th34rkxx8]

So... Neibolt eddie?

[@madfoot]

SourLemon Cos bro I was just about to SAY that lmao-

[@tetanus2392]

666 likes..

[@kaidenreactz157]

@@xxt0th34rkxx8 yup

[@kaidenreactz157]

@@xxt0th34rkxx8 I cried at eddies death

[@tgreyson420]

the way he talks so much honestly satifies my adhd

[@thomasbrocklesby6624]

Same and it's comedy gold if it was comedy

[@Edits_with_mee]

Same daz is my comfort channel

[@s0dap0p27]

I love how he says “youchube” “Until we meet again” fUcK nO

[@anotherstockcivic]

Daz: Don't judge a book by its cover Daz 2 seconds later: Abanana

[@shelovesxzyk2952]

Lol 😂

[@illyuwu5802]

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅😅😂😂😂🤣

[@paulbroadhead2937]

True😁😁😁

[@Em-em9mh]

Daz could be laughing at a brick wall and I’d still be dying because *his laugh is so contagious*

[@Em-em9mh]

Alexa Schultz Me too! I spit out my tea in a restaurant once because of it 😂

[@beatyourwife]

SlimeGirlBanana sᴀᴍᴍᴍᴍᴇ

[@bruhhrb7062]

Same 😂😂

[@evabowness9736]

For anyone who liked clover unfortunatly she passed away 2 years ago due to drug overdose and depression. she may have made some weird content but nobody deserves to die. i hope that she rests in piece and that nobody is pleased.

[@emma6648]

Well some people do deserve to but not her, her content was far better than whatever tf people make today like SUCKING CUCUMBER ASMR?!!? Dude wtf is that? Or hentai 💀

[@jessicaaaaa9842]

8:09 Clover: Maybe I could...... stab you in the heart?? Daz: *raises can of air* Clover: Maybe I could wait for a little..... Daz: *lowers can of air*

[@kristijanmladenovski596]

🤣👍

[@mimikyu_yt4304]

Clover: Maybe I can stab you in the dick? Daz: lifts can if air and sprays it

[@loveinchristlin2020]

😂

[@haechionx]

she didnt want the can of air xdd

[@rinthosaka4721]

THE LAUGH HE MADE AFTERWARDS😭😭

[@antavihavanwychen1941]

Teacher: “ I assumed everyone did there homework today Me sitting in the back of the class: 10:43 😂😂😂

[@abbiegaile2939]

Lmao 😂 😂

[@raph.j.r6788]

Lol

[@iadoreapplehead]

Antaviha Van wychen yeah clearly you didn’t otherwise you’d be able to write proper English

[@abbiegaile2939]

@@iadoreapplehead Dude shut the hell up.

[@C0LD-F811]

Elise Tanis Thats rude

[@alaaxte5608]

“How about I stab you in the heart” Daz: LINDAAAAA IS THIS NORMAL 🤣

[@Bellandherbacon-io6rw]

Daz’s face at 4:03 is priceless 😂😂😂😂😂

[@andrewjuliano4086]

Clover: I’ll stab u in the heart Daz: raises air can Clover: I’ll hold off Daz: lowers air can 😂😂😂😂😂

[@edwardgarcia7533]

It’s like a gun

[@jasonkuschert8669]

You know she has died

[@wuwuwu1302]

@@jasonkuschert8669 I miss her

[@jasonkuschert8669]

@@wuwuwu1302 me to

[@Mm2PrOgIrl]

You shouldn't

[@VBenji05]

"I have a can of air and i will use it, dont come any closer"

[@kianwest8742]

I don't get it

[@EmmiLouiee00]

He said it

[@kianwest8742]

@@EmmiLouiee00 i don't get what he's trying to say 😂

[@EmmiLouiee00]

@@kianwest8742 haahahhaah the girl is like stabbing him and he threatened her with air in a can

[@kianwest8742]

@@EmmiLouiee00 trust 😂

[@reesehale967]

" i have a can of air dont come any closer"😂😂

[@yrzmbibf9584]

reese hale its better then a knife right?!?

[@eboni9564]

😂😂😂😂

[@stanton2223]

4:25 my favourite Daz Games moment of all time

[@cleenwercktinne9425]

7:10 "WHy aRe YoU LoOKInG?!" Had me dead 😂😂😂😂

[@shelby-lynnewiseman5479]

OMG same 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@annieelaine2667]

CLOVER: *stabs camera* DAZ: ''DONT HURT THE MERCH" MY MOOD

[@whisperwolf_rk8009]

I love your profile

[@the_bearded_drengr]

The merch can never be hurt it's like superman strong as steel.

[@imnooneimportant3022]

Clover:maybe i'll stab you in the heart Daz: *raises can* Clover:or i'll wait a little longer Daz:*lowers can* Clover:maybe make you fall in love with me Daz:*raises can again* no no no

[@Sickixx.19]

Clover: maybe I’ll stab you in the heart or I’ll wait a little longer for you to fall in love with me Me:*raises flip flop* no thank you 😊👎✨

[@lollipop4661]

LMFAOO

[@codyclennon2027]

"I could... stab you in the d***" *jet sounds intensify

[@saffronbrotzke3802]

8:13 *Your Welcome*

[@islamay123]

8:10

[@DuckScrims51223]

daz just make ppl laugh so much they don't care if they slap they're sibling's face XDD

[@Veldos_Home]

yeahhhhhh

[@funnyvids13579]

I lost it when he sprayed himself with the air duster XD

[@felicianovargas9158]

funnyvids13579 Ikr it was really fucking funny 😂😂

[@felicianovargas9158]

funnyvids13579 8:51 😂

[@zoerose2440]

*me turning up my volume to hear what the girl says* Daz: HAHAHAHAHSGAHHAFSHAHDGBDNAHAHGSHABhah My ears = dead :o

[@orbitalchaos8049]

I forgot to turn mine down from listening to music 😂😂

[@ryanplayzj1228]

Mee rn0

[@ebonyjohnson7211]

frrrr

[@frostobliviongaming3116]

True lol 🤣💚❄

[@boing8839]

EXACTLY SHE SO QUITE AND HES LOAD AF😭😭

[@peng.pem21]

Daz: small pp is like "HeLlO" Me at 1 am: *wheezing*

[@breannakellum6208]

You have described my crime rn

[@allirodriguez6040]

Me right now

[@lakelynstuart641]

Its literally 1 am for me amd i did the exact same thing🤣🤣

[@Sethy_Boi]

Omg same Its legit 1 : 35AM for me lol😂😂😂

[@iirxby5793]

Me at 2am 😂

[@lvxqs]

THIS HAS ME CRYING AND ESPECIALLY DAZ’S LAUGH 😂😂 4:23

[@Michelleburton]

THATS MY FAVORITE LAUGH IN THE WHILE VIDEO- 😂

[@connor-ew5sz]

"You don't just stab someone and say sorry! "

[@grubsbubbly9897]

True Gryffindor 101. That quote is very true.

[@rachelmills5313]

True gryffindor 101 are u a potter head

[@connor-ew5sz]

Rachel Mills yeah of course 😂

[@sleepytotoro_]

HP 4 life 💙 (I’m Ravenclaw)

[@megatron7142]

Oh shit! I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time!

[@sheabiscuit2.017]

When he sprayed himself in the eye. I lost it. And it’s not even that funny. 😂😂😂

[@pepper6014]

I know I also lost it and I fell out of my bed

[@harryjones8071]

Same 😂😂😂😂

[@katieallen8455]

same

[@sorayaslife9946]

SAME

[@barnyardchick4equestrian19]

😂😂😂I died it was so funny

[@shid_in_my_pant2849]

8:10 “wHat iF i StAB yOu iN tHE heArT?” Daz: *Reaches his febreeze with malicious intent*

[@wyattsanford1881]

lmaoo

[@TRTF5]

Daz can turn nearly anything into a extra masterpiece, lol I love daz

[@xx_cherryblossom_xx1001]

Nothing is funny until you add Daz in the picture Daz+Nothing funny= laughing your head off This is how many times Daz has laughed ⬇️

[@abdulnasirbushra6049]

Why is there no comments? But this is true

[@Unbekannter1445]

Im the 1000th liker

[@abdulnasirbushra6049]

@@Unbekannter1445 Im the first liker of your comment

[@Unbekannter1445]

@@abdulnasirbushra6049 omg thank u😂😂😂😂

[@madisongonzales8604]

I lauphed over 21 times

[@ryancarr8660]

I love how he was doing Quite place scenes and he even goes “BaNaNa”

[@ryancarr8660]

Turn your volume up when Daz Sprays the mic a bunch and you will regret it,It’s great

[@xxdsmpxx3335]

Ikr lol😂

[@caseyclements8822]

Different people in the war: The military: uses guns Daz: *pulls out can of air*

[@streamer_666]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@lexiwalmart5210]

XD

[@רוןפלד-ו3ת]

This legend doesn't need guns

[@cookiebanana6317]

🤳im taking a pic its to frickin funny

[@lost2480]

Honestly that would be world war 3 with daz

[@jryanelliott3216]

This video is VERY funny😭 But i do hope clover is happy whereever she is and rests in peace ❤

[@lbrady0918]

8:48 and this is why daz can’t have a gun 😂😂

[@laradavis8655]

Lol 😂 lol 😆 lol 😝

[@B0PS1CL3_FC]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kiddothetallone5600]

Me too tho

[@rileylindhardt754]

Girl: “Maybe I could stab you in the heart... That’d be a good one right?” Daz: **looking skeptical, raises his can of air** Girl: “Maybe I could wait a little bit...” Daz: **slowly lowers can of air** Girl: “I could make you fall in love with me...” Daz: **laughs** “Ah noooo.” **sprays can**

[@amaanahmed9228]

8:10

[@darkmmd6293]

my teacher: You guys did the homework, right? my whole class: 4:53 (CREDITS TO Cookie Dough for this amazing idea) my teacher: seriously guys? also my class: did you really think we would do our homework- 4:57 Edit: holy moly guacamole i was not expecting this many likes TYSM!!!!!!

[@mitsubasousuke2939]

NEZUKO TwT

[@darkmmd6293]

mieyell Domingo YESYES

[@mitsubasousuke2939]

@@darkmmd6293 another fellow weeb

[@darkmmd6293]

mieyell Domingo hehe yes indeed

[@sirspaghetti7821]

This comment is underrated that time stamp was absolutely perfect 💀

[@Lillyx-je4fv]

His laugh gets me EVERY TIME 😂

[@pinkerclouds]

Teacher: class did everyone do their homework Me: 8:24

[@Hana-xy3xj]

Good one😂😂😂

[@tilenjarc1718]

😂

[@snownugget4613]

100%-NO

[@stevendunstone954]

Lol 😆

[@angelxbliss3696]

Lmao

[@abbyholley751]

her: "maybe make you fall in love with me" daz: "AHAHAHAHAH NOO"

[@riolu1037]

the girl who said that died btw D:

[@danielnevin1547]

@@riolu1037 no she didn't

[@riolu1037]

@@danielnevin1547 uhm she did go look it up

[@riolu1037]

@Sunset sis rlly like her own comment wh-

[@raxo8277]

*yes that is correct* 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@dizzy5934]

Dad: I'm gonna eat the bannana! KZbin: **plays an ad** Me: **dying laughing**

[@XboxOriginal1321]

Dad?

[@TDKn1ght]

O lol

[@rootintootinputin1]

4:52 that's how you know Daz is packing HEAT

[@lolott9447]

Clover: “and if you can only imagine what I’m going to do with it..... eat it” KZbin:”hmmm...were good here”

[@wiener1844]

8:52 I woke up my parents cause I was laughing too hard Edit: I didn’t expect this to get some much likes. Edit 2: OOF 500+ likes

[@jadexx2365]

AHAAHAHAHA

[@alexandriapeeler7419]

Candace Trindle thanks for the time stamp, now I can break this comment from replaying it to much

[@user-tv3oq8mc7j]

Candace Trindle sameee

[@emmaxx1353]

Candace Trindle lol 😂😂

[@lisamatters4515]

OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SAME

[@soph.m6878]

YoU WeNt FroM FiVE A dAy TO Go aWAy 💀💀😂😂I’m dead 💀💀😂😂

[@darkpaperhat7969]

I died on tht one too 😂😂😂😂

[@ryangiffel2136]

So funny

[@Sadiexoxo-n3f]

“Why are you looking” 😂😂 7:12

[@mais_lol8153]

Her : "You think I'm hot, you think I'm craaazy" Me : Harley Quinn has been real quiet lately....

[@caffeinecrusader3345]

I was just think about her and Harley

[@Tink-lp3sy]

YES

[@noraaa.boraaa]

i was thinking more of Toga

[@signna]

@@noraaa.boraaa Himiko Toga ? Correct ? 👀

[@noraaa.boraaa]

@@signna yep

[@lollipop4661]

WHEN HE SPRAYS THE AIR IN THE MIC I CANT-

[@derp_guy5951]

Can you? Good question. Hey Vsauce Michael here what is "Can't"

[@alexismcgarry2571]

My bed shook and I am watching this on tv

[@magdaaas]

GEORGE FAN HELLO!,!

[@gatchanallyallywol9183]

I have a can of air and I'm not afraid to use it😂😂 Edit: OMG 400 AND SOMTHIN LIKES THANKS

[@mattibeast2520]

And I have nothing and I’m afraid now you sociopath you you uuuuuuuuuu......... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Wtf Mooooooooom help nooow

[@K5RMA..GCHAX606]

3:30 Daz makes her a character in the quiet place 😂😂 3:46 This had me on the floor laughing when he sluppered the bananna🤣

[@marialord2010]

Me: **doesn’t hear a word she says** Daz: **laughs** Me: **starts cracking up**

[@blujay_music]

I Just Read This The Moment It Happened To Me.

[@N0tJ0hnD0e]

"you think in crazy" "YEAH NO SHIT SHERLOCK"

[@kjcoolguy4303]

Relatable

[@N0tJ0hnD0e]

Like yeah no fucking shit sherlock

[@meganarden6356]

Wdym

[@Inlife33]

Girl: how about I stab you in the heart? Daz: **raises can** Girl: or I could wait a bit longer Daz: **lowers can** Girl: make u fall in love with me Daz: **raised can again** **edited**

[@ciara3755]

Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha! Lolololololololololololololololol

[@thatonefruitycousin]

Lol

[@starlitskies9004]

@@ciara3755 I can't tell if your fake laughing or actually laughing so hard that you didn't notice how much of the same letters you typed 😂

[@ciara3755]

@@starlitskies9004 lol ikr

[@bangtansonyeondan3156]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@amh8478]

*I have a can of air and **_I will use it_*

[@mrx4022]

How do you get the text to go sideways?

[@hendawg6119]

I check ur channel you life asmr

[@hendawg6119]

I meen you like

[@gamedydragon3523]

Michael Hubbard you're either really confident or just stupid to announce this out loud on the Internet.

[@sage577]

LMAO, also army.

[@randomperson8163]

To tell you the truth I was actually kinda relaxed😅

[@jonahhenry2821]

Whatever flows your boat man. 😂. I respect that!