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[@eli-um2xh]

That "Not everything..." scares me

[@mehaksingh1299]

It was probably the PHANFICTION

[@felinabell]

Sorry guys I'm at 1% thanks for watching

[@eli-um2xh]

Blurr YOU DIDN'T

[@felinabell]

+Tøp Traaash I did

[@jersienicole2676]

it scares everyone

[@suhanipandey4056]

I always delete my history. it's not that I search for anything I shouldn't, I'm just paranoid. oh, also, fanfictions

[@cindyhardgrave7553]

Phanfictions?

[@suhanipandey4056]

+Cindy Hardgrave yes, along with a lot of others like destiel, troyler, kickthestickz, drarry etc

[@waterfallens]

+suhani pandey You literally ship all of my OTPs. I have one straight ship and I literally ship everyone.

[@oliviadeligan2067]

+suhani pandey DESTIEL!!!!!!!!!!

[@penelopewoodstock610]

+Olivia Deligan yes!!!

[@erhsdtusrsrtjsrj56856]

MCR breaks up an Phil Lester googles toilets

[@stellajobe565]

poppy the pop 😭

[@flowerpower8218]

No you didn't

[@autumnhayes5713]

Oh noooo

[@bellatrixlestrange3891]

y’ALl ThEY bE BaCK I rEpEAt, mCr gOt BaCK TogEtHeR

[@izzy-st6ok]

0:16 Phil: "Not, everything..." Me: *cough cough* Dan Howell *cough cough*

[@kaceysmith1819]

Yes

[@JJScene]

Hmm

[@breedwards6456]

I think dans history would be to scary to put on KZbin

[@niamh1915]

yes

[@shoosh_kaboosh776]

I agree with this XD

[@dexvoanmillerknight9589]

let's just not question it.

[@richardmorris2386]

Dan sees comment Burns laptop Oh well...

[@laurenhasleft1086]

Oml yes. We shouldn't even ask him...

[@dorianager3594]

"sexy male torso" Phillip wat you doin m8

[@dianabravestorm3004]

+Hayley Benedict dan..he doin dan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Someone-bc2vb]

U want likes? Be original next time

[@dianabravestorm3004]

wow, everything is based of something else and twisted for the purpose of spreading humor, you must be real fun at parties XD

[@audrikachattaraj6502]

He was just trying to find some pictures of himself😏😏

[@truebornseeker9767]

lol hes not that self centered

[@adinaapilado2750]

Phil: "sexy male torso" Everyone else: "uhh r u looking for Dans?"

[@amy-kq8yw]

i just

[@core_queen]

phanislove phanislife Im

[@kyra3571]

I don't think he needs to. He can just walk to the next room 😉

[@bradensworld9042]

WhenYouWantDeath I for some reason read this as "I don't think he breeds to." And I was super confused 😂

[@lissaleigh4145]

Princess Adina12 litterally was just about to comment that

[@ghost-yc2yr]

"Demon child." You searched me up?!

[@lesbians4raiden-632]

xD

[@_p1xie]

on my birthday, philip michael lester went to google and searched 'nose sock'. my life is complete

[@jazzytheestallion7025]

amazing.mark.septic.pie.isnotonfire same. you're officially my birthday twin

[@seaghan4336]

+amazing.mark.septic.pie.isnotonfire Best.Name.Ever

[@keepitsimple1260]

amazing.mark.septic.pie.isnotonfire HAHAHAHA

[@arielphilo3225]

Your name is PERFECT!!!

[@beetosbeef]

amazing.mark.septic.pie.isnotonfire BIRTHDAY TWIN

[@aphysisolson3201]

"Not...uuhhh...everything...." No one can honestly say they're not curious about what that was about.

[@Aubbiecats10]

Finally I found someone who commented this

[@aphysisolson3201]

Aubbiecats10 XD Honestly im surprised that I was the only one to comment this.

[@Aubbiecats10]

+Crystal LeBeau (BVB Soldier) that was the only reason i went to the comments

[@Aubbiecats10]

+Aubbiecats10 idk why that commented twice

[@bazzystar0.0]

I was very curious in fact but I would leave Dan and Phil alone about it. Phil is already giving you an insight of what he searches anyway. And 'sexy male torso' xD Phil.

[@grilche6116]

March 22nd, 2013 3 am phil had no idea that in just a few hours mcr would break up

[@stellajobe565]

Tagbootsies Xox how dare

[@caesarzeppeli814]

StoP THIS

[@grilche6116]

Lyric Starr loves Gerard Way IT HURTS ME TOO OKAY

[@dsouz7698]

JINGLE BELLS GO TO HELL I LOVE MIKEY WAY

[@hannahf536]

Im still not okay

[@chloe330]

Not uhhh everything, but the things i feel comfortable sharing with the internet "sexy male torso" *dan howell torso*

[@rameenfatima2850]

That hits different

[@jazzg4102]

"not errr everything..." lmaooo

[@nenabena9696]

Spoopy Spoons ' Daniel Howells ass'😂😂😂

[@jem_mook1291]

P0rn

[@OColpin]

"Not Everything"? Phil's too innocent to look up anything bad

[@sincerelyparand]

O Colpin Mmmmmm no

[@danterodriguez8153]

O Colpin lol nah

[@dexvoanmillerknight9589]

O Colpin oh honey you dead wrong

[@Jaime76]

I know right

[@dexvoanmillerknight9589]

ShadowStorm ikr

[@missmarie3904]

"Not everything." Me: So all the times you've looked up Dan x Phil fanfiction and fan art?

[@savethebees2574]

Everyone: Phil is so innocent OMG!! Phil: Looks up how narwhals breed

[@AlleyCatAlex]

Silly Socks phil exposed

[@marleightoenyes9914]

I looked up what dora the explorer's last name is. Its Marquez

[@artsytree1446]

Iamme Meami DORA MARQUEZ AHHAHAHAHAH

[@marleightoenyes9914]

artsytree yep

[@_b_e_a_n_s_]

Iamme Meami SHE HAS A LAST NAME WHAT!?

[@marleightoenyes9914]

Zombiepeepers hep

[@kaik4941]

Iamme Meami No it explorer

[@amying6899]

you and dan should play cards against humanity

[@311tomboy]

YES

[@katyf7250]

YES

[@whitneyj.6976]

DAN had played with tyler oakley

[@311tomboy]

That he did but I think it would be very funny to see them do it cause they're both so funny

[@311tomboy]

naaah I think everyone ships it a little bit :P

[@SassySoda]

Ok, but who else wants to see Dan's search history?

[@ukiiiro]

Phanfiction Phanfiction Phanfiction Phanfiction Phanfiction Phanfiction Phanfiction Phanfiction Phanfiction Phanfiction Phanfiction Phanfiction

[@Aurora-vi6wv]

Oh honey i dont think our brains are ready 😂😂😂

[@chrisdarcyxx8747]

Sassy Soda "oral fixation"

[@glitteryhowell7052]

Me

[@boyo5455]

Dans history Fanfic Boobies Fanfic Fanfic More fanfic

[@l.t.r2891]

As a writer I can say that my search history will get me arrested and interrogated. I always delete it after every questionable search.

[@jessicagould2720]

Same. I was practicing gory scenes by writing a rather descriptive paragraph of a dead body. So I googled "what does a dead body smell like" and "what happens to human bodies exactly two weeks after death"

[@nicoleschnapp]

L.T. R same

[@caffeinatedx]

I'm not a writer but I do paint sometimes and I have loads of weird questions that you just cannot ask someone.

[@fillablevoid7_759]

Incognito mode 😉😌

[@chloegrace2730]

My innocent son.... "sexy male torso" "oh I think I was just trying to find a picture for a video" Son, no you were not.

[@norahdawoodi3007]

CandiedChloe the torso was in the jet lag vid

[@amy7163]

CandiedChloe he probably did because otherwise he wouldn't have shared it

[@cxxldxde274]

CandiedChloe He was seeing if Dan popped up sadly he didn't so Phil uploaded one himself but still couldn't find it

[@oliviaadams1340]

CandiedChloe a "video" 😏😉

[@philtrash2699]

CandiedChloe maybe Dan used Phil's laptop?

[@hannahmeedom7438]

Phil is the only person pure enough to show the internet his internet history

[@AlleyCatAlex]

Hannah Meedom ikr. Lord knows i couldnt do this

[@idontknowwhattonamemyselfd9284]

I mean... He did say he left things out..

[@dannyboughal6202]

Phil: "not, uh, everything..." am I going to be the only one to address the panic in his eyes?

[@vlogflame3988]

He doesn't want to tell the phandom him and Dan were married!... Yet

[@Robin-ps9wq]

when he mentioned the sock for noses, i instantly thought of "snoses" from pinof8

[@dsouz7698]

Snail noses, socks for noses *nose intensifies* SOCKS FOR NOSES WITH SNAILS ON THEM

[@juju-pd1jt]

The tiny Christmas tree was obviously the start of phil's house plant addiction

[@brainffulf]

Yeah prob

[@lyciaserenity1124]

am i the only one questioning why he searched sexy male torso???

[@JadenStiles2585]

it was for his jet lag video

[@morganschweitzer460]

"for a video"

[@MsNYCgurl1]

I had to pause the video because i could not believe my eyes and ears.

[@katekk4063]

i dont know it to this day

[@jul1033]

hmm... well thats weird.

[@Katrina2002S]

It's ok Phil.... Is don't like jelly babies much either.

[@lesbians4raiden-632]

Katrina 2002 same

[@erincaffrey7106]

Same

[@nataliefawcett3821]

Katrina 2002 same

[@Stephh99]

Sorry I’m American 😂 what are jelly babies? Are they like jelly beans/jelly bellies?

[@potato.pancake]

Katrina 2002 what are jelly babies? judging by google images they look like gummy bears?

[@mechsviat]

I died when he said jesus-themed keyboard 😂😂

[@mashuzerosu]

*S A M E*

[@atlanticstyles]

I might have to look that up 😂

[@twentynechemicalcrybabysat5439]

When you realize while mcr broke up Phil was googling toilets..

[@julesgreen2066]

NO NO NO NO NO

[@zeynepislozcan5211]

When you realize this coment's owner's name is amazing

[@jersienicole2676]

^

[@gracerondon9451]

Your username is just... Flawless

[@dianadeleon9922]

I love your username

[@lovebotcalum]

When MCR broke up Phil searched up Justin Bieber,Oddish,and Toilets.

[@miikaura]

Melanie Ramirez yes 😭

[@vyennn]

Melanielovesyou ! 😭

[@dylaninpieces2]

Should've been SMT (Sexy Male Torso).

[@justaperson4656]

Anna Boo aren't we all rn?

[@bubblegumbear2855]

Melanielovesyou I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT ABOUT THE DATE

[@baphometbunny]

Phil: "The question I'm sure all of you have searched in the past-" me: "you mean 'why do I exist??'" Phil: "how do narwhals breed"

[@guso.2587]

you know your a phangirl when you accidentally call your cat phil

[@AlleyCatAlex]

daydreemurr awwwww

[@coreyisalright]

spaniel towell I love your username

[@joratilley6844]

I called my dog phil earlier lmao

[@ranthetrashcan]

i accidentally called my best friend "dan" once and she replied with "phil?" that's why she's my best friend.

[@ranthetrashcan]

Izzy G oml how did he react?

[@cosmicvenom8085]

The day mcr broke up Phil was looking at toilets....okay then.

[@diyamenon709]

Nd we were busy crying haha

[@shannon9741]

Cosmic Venomshush

[@esharamchurn6513]

Cosmic Venom DX

[@myblackrevenger]

I just knew someone was gonna mention that. *sigh* What a sad day that was. 😖

[@coolkitten910]

I WILL FUCKING CRY RIGHT HEREEEEW

[@graceplatt9313]

Guess we'll never know all his google searches... 😉

[@rosyloveletter]

Probably pictures of Dan or phanfic 😏 😂

[@marygrace9154]

Hope Clifford all the phanfics...

[@lee-vw3ro]

Yaoi

[@klownpng]

He hat/cherry fic

[@lyrictyler2854]

Megan Needs NO STAHP!!

[@korik2983]

It things like feces and sexual male torso are the things that he is comfortable with us seeing, what the hell else is in his search history .........

[@kleptoraptor]

phanfictions

[@cupidzdead2097]

It all adds up now

[@cupidzdead2097]

I will never understand why he looked up 'feces' though..

[@cupidzdead2097]

And ofc it's phil who is interested in different types of toilets.

[@likaism]

is nobody going to talk about what he searched on march 22nd?

[@user-ey8wp8pr9j]

Lika I won’t because it was my birthday :))))

[@whatever_forever]

YES GEESUS I WAS ABOUT TO TALK ABOUT THAT, I GOT A FRICKIN HEART ATTACK WHEN I SAW THE DATE OMGG:'( CRAFTING

[@bitavon2373]

*sheds emo tear*

[@tinkstaylormanley6100]

I don't get it welp

[@bitavon2373]

March 22nd is when MCR broke up.

[@potatopole4787]

before i clicked this video i was like me:do i want to know....?? no i don't,but im goning to watch it anyways

[@Susan-gx5ch]

269 69 ...69

[@howdy_its_natnat9750]

Phil is harmless not much I would mostly be worried if Dan did one of these

[@exulqnsis_111]

DigEwolf I know right

[@mp3.2006]

If it was Dan doing this I wouldn't want to see really but you know Phil is just so innoce-NOPE rhino penis!

[@theprismsys]

"not everything" why noooot, im sure DAN wouldnt mind.

[@theprismsys]

lol jk jk

[@sirspyke]

About jelly babies, so my grandpa gave me a bag of jelly babies on fathers day, so my brother whispered in my ear "Ask mum if you can eat the babies." Yup.

[@caesarzeppeli814]

XD

[@frida8664]

Don't worry phil. I don't like jelly babies either.

[@ptchwkstaccato]

Frida Ann me neither:)

[@AlleyCatAlex]

Frida Ann what are jelly babies? Is that a british thing lol

[@alyssafaith6774]

Gerard Way's Hands I guess it’s a gummy bear or something 😂 idk

[@jessevans7598]

Frida anne me toooo

[@rebekahdrummond2818]

Jelly babies are so good you guys are insane

[@theresekinirons4731]

his Christmas dance is too pure for this world

[@delilahwix5304]

Therese2213 it isssss

[@maddyrasef667]

I love how phil googled 'sexy male torso' but no one gives a shit LIKE WHY ISNT ANYONE SUSPICIOUS

[@bloodredcupcake2karlalopes399]

Umm maybe because he explained why he used the sexy male torso

[@sirgary2]

He said he was making a video that day

[@bloodyrosesanddarkskies935]

it has been confirmed!!!!!!

[@hirakyi5676]

Bloodredcupcake2karla Lopes No he explained why he used england

[@cassidybiberdorf3589]

he was wondering if a picture of Dan's torso would pop up o.0

[@meganlodge2213]

Phil: not er....everything Me: woah there philly!

[@adhdmedsandmath]

"not eh…everything" Phil my precious son what have you done

[@adhdmedsandmath]

also "SACRIFICIAL POOL"

[@chritsna]

he just plain said "sexy male torso" no laughing, no glancing around, no weird face, nothing. why isnt anyone saying anything about it cmon

[@lillih2001]

your profile picture makes me cringe

[@chritsna]

That's the point lol Lilli Hester I chose it as a joke, so I'll change it back soon, don't worry.

[@gnocchi373]

He used it for a video

[@katelyngriffin3029]

it was for the "things I thought were true that aren't true" (if that's the full name) but there was a picture of the male torso in the thumbnail

[@wartygourd]

he used it for his "I HAVE JET LAG ;_;" video

[@mychemicalunrequitedromanc3841]

Phil- why did I google 2013 glee calendar? Me- well why did you google feces and male torso?

[@jennathepeculiar422]

video

[@minni3723]

glee never had a 2013 calendar *.*

[@psychogen2527]

Is nobody gonna mention rhino penis?! XD

[@melaniemartinez2454]

Your username is life.

[@caylenalms4941]

+Phanic! At The Disco Your username is my life

[@marleyislame]

I have been saying "only one more video" for three hours and its 4 am now and I dont regret anything

[@ND-wd4zt]

marley yes

[@ayesha9631]

**sighs** phils hair in this is my life

[@labibaaahmed4234]

ayesha THATS WHAT I THOUGHT YOO

[@lolaunsop2570]

I DON'T LIKE JELLYBABIES!!! FINALLY I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE!!!

[@lydiaporter4559]

Lola Unsop * holds up cross* THE POWER OF CRIST COMPELS YOU

[@wirlwindchikchick]

SAME

[@emtwg5123]

Lola Unsop SAMEEEEE IM HERE GIRL

[@lilybear4569]

Lola Unsop SAME

[@leojozsa612]

Lola Unsop SAME!!!

[@metanoiiia5679]

The day MCR broke up Phil was looking up toilets. This probably was the convo between Dan and Phil Dan: PHIL PHIL SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAPPENED Phil: WHAT WHAT Dan: MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BROKE UP! Phil: .... Dan: Phil what are you doing? Phil: Looking up toilets... Dan: GOD DAMMIT PHIL MCR BROKE UP AND YOUR LOOKING UP GOD FOR SAKEN TOILETS! THIS IS TRAGIC! HOW COULD YOU! DAMMIT PHIL! Phil: ... Dan: DONT STARE AT ME LIKE THAT. MY LIFE IS OVERRRRRRRR *dan starts to cry* Phil: ummmm I'm just gonna *dan is lying on the ground crying and phil grabs his laptop, steps over dan and walks away*

[@jenna6022]

STOP MAKING ME CRY!!!

[@coolkitten910]

I will cry...I WILL FUCKING CRYYY

[@SkullBeauty555]

I'm not okaaay

[@missycat817]

I Haz All Marshmallows after phil says what what,can someone please tell me what I Haz All Marshmallows wrote cause i cant see it

[@metanoiiia5679]

Dan: MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BROKE UP!!! Phil: ... Dan: What are you doing Phil: Looking up toilets... Dan: GOD DAMMIT PHIL! MCR JUST BROKE UP AND YOUR LOOKING UP GOD FOR SAKEN TOILETS!!!!! THIS IS TRAGIC!! DAMMIT PHIL!! Phil: ... Dan: DONT STARE AT ME LIKE THAT. MY LIFE IS OVERRRRRRR! *Dan is on the floor crying* Phil: Ummmm. Im just gonna leave... *Phil steps over Dan with his laptop*

[@laylaismail5297]

This is why private mode is my life

[@cvmmies]

I think am the wierdest person on earth because I actually searched how do narwhals breed😂😂😂😂😂

[@logansears7789]

ElitzelDIY's how do they?

[@cvmmies]

Logan Sears it didn't really show I saw just the horns crossing each other😂😂😂

[@cvmmies]

Logan Sears Mee toooo

[@KeaLeonna]

Make that the second weirdest, I searched, "sexy narwhals breeding"

[@dedicatedtocolby477]

ElitzelDIY's dude, you are great

[@no-ts4sj]

WHY HAS NOBODY MENTIONED 0:50 ?????

[@dexa6623]

This is what I've been questioning since the first time I found this...

[@babadooksbicousin7009]

the little chuckle he gives after saying 'rhino penis'.... maybe Phil isn't as innocent as i thought he was....

[@dexa6623]

2022 Had Me Frickin' Zazzed Have you even seen some of his earlier videos? He used to disturb me, and I'm hard to disturb. (Being scared and disturbed are different.)

[@babadooksbicousin7009]

dexa101 lmao I have... I know what you mean... I wrote that when I was a 'phannie' and what not, I just re-read it and now I'm having cringe attacks (((:

[@dexa6623]

2022 Had Me Frickin' Zazzed Heh,

[@LiciaAmodio]

"sexy male torso" you mean Dan, right?

[@partcheetahyouknow]

Yes.

[@quincy3616]

+Licia “Scarlett” Amodio no thats a tall lesbian

[@LiciaAmodio]

Quincy Ann lol hahahah

[@elfaelia]

obvs

[@darkytheyoshi3624]

Totes

[@alicewoodland9651]

Phil searched for nose sock on my birthday

[@thepurplenarwhal8441]

Alice Bellie Its a sign

[@triangle3806]

I saw... *March 22, 2013.*

[@sofiamayz]

I SCREAMED

[@hannahf536]

No..noo...NOOOOOOOOOOO

[@liliakristine9296]

I was screeching.

[@taylor8343]

Is that uh.... march 22nd, 2013? Phil needed a toilet to cry in bc mcr

[@kalonismaj6196]

*g note plays repeatedly while everyone starts crying*

[@allisonwang5407]

WHEN I SAW THIS, WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE STARTED BLASTING ON MY IPOD AND I LEGIT SOBBED. I scared my mum and she just backed out of the room slowly when I started singing (screaming+sobbing lyrics)

[@fandomtrashlol4851]

I got G noted today. . .

[@herooftime4781]

I like eating a few Jellybabies but if I eat a bit too many I feel like I'm going to puke

[@kaderiley3076]

Same.

[@samoyedpat8007]

+HeroofTime47 What are Jellybabies?

[@herooftime4781]

Arina Potter They're frozen babies drowned in jelly. Tasty

[@samoyedpat8007]

HeroofTime47 XD Nice to know.

[@tiddieaide]

wtf are Jelly Babies? Are they a British thing?

[@phanisrealandthegovernment8019]

So on the day mcr broke up Phil was unleashing his toilet fetish? oh ok wow

[@thanksguiseppe1055]

What didn't he show us...

[@alexsnat8882]

'Mar 22, 2013' phil was probably trying to ignore the emo at 3am and failed miserably

[@ChayaRed]

You a Larry? I see your cupcake harry pic

[@arianathefangirl3739]

That's my birthday

[@eyehamsoupbid]

+Ariana The Fangirl So now, while you're celebrating being one year older, you can also cry because that is mcr's anniversary of breaking up. Sounds exciting XD

[@serenitybrocato810]

Dammit now you made me cuddle up in a corner and cry

[@heatherr1219]

This was my first amazingphil video, little did I know, little did I know...

[@noemiepaquette7959]

Welcome to the phandom

[@larissayoung9329]

+Heather Reeves welcome and good luck XD

[@Autumn-qi4lx]

May the odds be ever in your favor.

[@ocredynate3369]

Same this is my first vid.. Can't say I'm staying

[@chloecrouch447]

Get crafting then

[@melodykcat6015]

Yes I'm aware this was made 3 years ago... But hey I love you Phil! If you see this tell Dan I love him and I want you both to know when ever I feel upset or down I watch you guy's videos. You're both funny and can alway make me smile and laugh about how similar I am to Dan... Love you both, thank you. ❤️💛💚💙💜 -Kylie W. (Please reply of you see this!!)

[@weiyin8046]

Melody Gamergirl he like, never replies.

[@alyssaincarvite7024]

Melody KCat PREACH GIRL

[@CosmicSailor238]

I kinda hurts me i never get replied by my fav youtubers but yet he has over 9 thousand people that comment on his videos. He get get to that many. His fingers would fall off XD

[@asrahelena8632]

Same

[@amberdob]

He searched for nose sock on my birthday - I feel blessed

[@CieraRaeable]

ok but is anyone going to talk about the fact that Phil googled him self ?

[@prodbydrax1526]

Lol

[@jadabeans4520]

when?

[@CieraRaeable]

+Jada hasnolife :46

[@chanelnadiaaa]

+Cierarae99 i'd actually do the same lol

[@bonkbeep647]

I don't know what jellybabies are.

[@grac3guts]

DAD

[@bonkbeep647]

Grace Pascoe Child?

[@jersienicole2676]

same

[@Volcarona1111]

They're pretty much gelatin sweets coated in icing sugar.

[@TogetherFornever]

Cas! What are you doing! We've been looking for you all over the Bunker.

[@samanthafortunato7988]

On the day one of our favorite bands announced their break up... Phil was looking at toilets....

[@anathemaaaa]

1:05 Look at the date ;-;

[@local2515]

PhanicAtTheTwentyOneKilljoys 69 IKR I'M CRAFTING

[@hannas355]

PhanicAtTheTwentyOneKilljoys 69 ?

[@wasianbaldie]

-aestheticallyanathema WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND THIS AND I THOUGHT I WAS OVER THIS (jk I was never over it)

[@halleweiseman2454]

wait what?

[@local2515]

Halle Weiseman It's a killjoy thing

[@Ra11y]

Phil.. I have a confession to make................ I don't like jelly babies either...

[@Ra11y]

Cookie Angel and so we shall...., no need to leave

[@Ra11y]

lol idk maybe if we had some wierd programs and passwords

[@Ra11y]

i could use low orbit ion cannon to shut down there website. lol

[@Ra11y]

it is illegal to use it and i dont want to go to prison, we could hire someone to do it tho

[@Ra11y]

dont tell them that they will possibly going to prison, they wont join our rebellion!

[@vonix]

I delete my history like every hour :)

[@ashcash4416]

Same here its safer that way

[@missimmi]

I'm getting a lot of recommendations for older Dan and Phil videos for some reason and I have just been on this weird trip of nostalgia and just remembering these little things that used to be so normal but now are so bizarre. The number of times I shouted, "It's so different!" "What was that?" "Why was this normal?!" But the most common one was, "Oh My God, annotations use to be a thing!" My 2020 brain is spiraling a little, more than usual.

[@kpopkai3098]

Yea my search history can prolly be summed up by wattpad ,seth savage and Andrew Dexter,Dan howell etc.

[@user-cp7in1nr2f]

You were searching on March 22, 2013 I'm crying of sadness.

[@voidsox]

IKR

[@sarkanovakova7665]

what does that mean?

[@voidsox]

the day My Chemical Romance split up

[@user-cp7in1nr2f]

+Šárka Nováková That was the day that a great band called My Chemical Romance broke up my dear friend...

[@voidsox]

Nicole Kane cries

[@pansyxo6775]

My search history: Undertale Undertale undyne Undertale toriel Undertale muffet Jacksepticeye undertale Harley Quinn Harley Quinn backpack diy Harley Quinn dress Harley Quinn leggings

[@bugsforkids7772]

hOi

[@pansyxo6775]

Temmie!

[@bugsforkids7772]

+KM Gattis sHuD cHeCk tEm ShoP

[@pansyxo6775]

Ok

[@queenjubilee2876]

+KM Gattis yAYA I agrEeS!! ShUd chek tEM sHOP!

[@sebastianmckelvy6356]

dan needs to do this

[@vanillaboba7826]

kotobirb He does, but Dan would get flagged real quick-

[@jasminesee7526]

My Google search history: -Kpop memes -NCT127 teaser -Dan and Phil gaming -seventeen vines (I'm not even joking)

[@ChaoticNeutralGoth]

sexy male torso...I almost spilled coke all over my laptop because I was laughting way to hard, and also my best friend/roommate just looked at me like I am insane

[@GiannaFontanez]

Lol

[@nora-qg7xq]

He didn't show it all cos he was reading phanfic

[@hayleeirwin3621]

yess!!

[@angelsemi-set5425]

I certainly hope not

[@cas_winchester911]

+Gintare Navickaite don't we all😂

[@BlahBlah-yh8pq]

+Cas_Winchester umm is it bad that i watch it like 4-5 times a week? 😂

[@BlahBlah-yh8pq]

+Cas_Winchester btw i ship them so much it's hurting me :D

[@desiraeh2910]

"Sexy male torso" 😂😂

[@mychemicaltrash2640]

Desirae H it was “for a video”

[@taesthetic9506]

Tin can.. OH HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SAID OH CAN A MATCH BOX NO BUT A TIN CANN

[@ema2631]

1:07 IS NOBODY NOTICING THAT THE DATE IS MARCH 22ND, 2013?????

[@GinnyWeasleyFan100]

IKR IM CRYING

[@Gir0107]

wait what

[@juliagb02]

+emaisntcool OMG WHAT HAPPENED ON THAT DAY HELP

[@nikkiwayisdabombdotcomv2]

+Julia Becker just the most devastating thing ever... MCR BREAKUP

[@leahmaysimmonds]

Mcrmcrmcrmcr

[@corallemon4701]

Thank god im not the only one who doesnt like Jelly babies

[@lucymumma8840]

Ame here on the never had one.

[@punkturtles-x]

tf is a jelly baby

[@hollyturley5895]

everyone thinks I'm weird cause I don't like jelly babies! Omll so happy other people don't aswell🙋🙋

[@lanilmn7081]

You're not alone Phil, I too dislike the evil jelly-like representation of tiny humans that are JELLY BABIES!Did that sound as cool as I thought it did?

[@cringe2206]

SpicyCherry no not really 😁

[@Lovelyz_8]

One of his searches was on MARCH 22 2013😭

[@mimei]

You are the most precious, Phil, ahhh!

[@Alexrbird]

I like how Phil explains why he searched England but not for sexy male torso

[@xx-fi5ow]

he said 'harry styles' and i screamed

[@ally-mt3um]

x x I screamed at zayn 😂😂

[@fandomtrashlol4851]

March 22, 2013 Phil: *searches up toilets* Me: *Crafts while listening to Black Parade*

[@kassy7240]

"Feces" Phanfic. Phanfic flashbacks

[@shelhatesyou]

STOP

[@niamh1915]

O H GOD NO WHY I AM GETTING FLASHBACKS I THINK I MIGHT VOMIT HEL0

[@kyla5766]

I'm going to cry! Why did I read it?

[@JenniferTaylor9]

The Amazing Fallout Disco is Nøt On Fire don't cry....craft

[@alexl04]

TrashCanChild Which fanfic?

[@amyhuang5713]

Phil and his frickin houseplants omg

[@gennisipher7979]

"The ones im comfortable with" PHILLLLLL WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGGG

[@t00l.sh3d]

i love that you and dan signed all the posters BY HAND!! and the christmas cards from 2018!

[@BlueDogDreams]

am i the only one who noticed the mar 22, 2013? *cries in idea*

[@RandomStuff478mcrying]

+obviouslytired *CRIES IN EMO*

[@riley4298]

OH MY GOD NO

[@ximena2679]

;-;

[@leahmaysimmonds]

Mcr..?

[@lilashirley2246]

The idea part got me man I'm crying in Mcr trash tears

[@okcoolros4121]

I seriously feel like Phil can do no wrong in this world, like he's just some geeky adorable goofball floating through life making cheery videos about lions and life with his equally adorkable best friend.

[@kiratakei3157]

I was watching this on the tv and my mom walked past and said 'You love those boys'

[@goyangeden9891]

2:28 CaN a MaTcH bOx No BuT a TiN cAn

[@peach8909]

You looked up about toilets on March 22nd, 2013..... Hhhmmm... The only thing I searched up on that day was the appropriate amount of tissues I could use cause I cried a lot, thanks to the MCR 'thing'

[@kaylaburney3789]

WHY MUST YOU BRING THAT UP?! *sobs in corner*

[@maartjewolfswinkel158]

I THOUGHT WE DECIDED TO NEVER TALK ABOUT THAT ITS NOT OKAY TO BRING THIS UP

[@peach8909]

OH YM GOD IM SO SORRY!! IT JUST.. YOU KNOE MY BRAIN DOES THAT SOMETIMES IM SO SORRY!, HONESTLY!!

[@lodeddiper1818]

Hannah JigglyPuff :'(

[@YoungChugga]

MCR?

[@emiyoo.]

2:37 England: hehe Iggy :3 yup i thought about England from APH :I

[@queenjubilee2876]

YESSSSSS ARTHUR!!

[@emiyoo.]

Arthur Bby ;-)

[@shibarai7691]

I've found my people

[@twicetism]

MY FAMILY

[@sconeaon]

+Hetalian4lyfe Oh herro again :)

[@vmhh2217]

demon child...? phil, are you hiding something from us?😕

[@pandafam0416]

I can't believe I watched the second one without Watching the first. This is such a great series to bring back