MY MOM CALLED ME AFTER THIS ONE! GEORGE CARLIN- YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS (REACTION VIDEO)

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[@HalfAndJai]

Get this video to 1K likes and we’ll drop another George Carlin❗️🤟🏾🤟🏾

[@dazed1nyc]

You guys are great! Me and my girl do the same thing you guys do lol. You should definitely watch more Carlin! List of people who ought to be killed is a great bit.

[@jasonwerner4335]

Checkout Football vs Baseball

[@dazed1nyc]

@@jasonwerner4335 Such a classic bit! A lot of people forget he did it live while hosting the first ever episode of SNL

[@randomfandom4624]

George Carlin, Best comedian of all time! Been my favourite since I heard of him in early 90's. Doubt anyone will ever top him!

[@knightngail1]

What did your Mom say when she called? 👃-y 😁

[@RareCandyRehab]

It’s said that George Carlin isn’t a comedian, but a philosopher with a sense of humor..

[@mostbasicguy]

Yes and no. He's Just someone who sees things for what they are which all philosophers did. Everyone who contemplates these things is a philosopher. He just doesn't go to the lengths that recognized philosophers did in explaining the thought processes that create and sustain the issues he talks about.

[@RareCandyRehab]

Zack Davis This is literally babble. You do realize George Carlin is on stage as a stand up comedian? He’s not going to get deep on philosophical topics while performing stand up. Either way, it’s just a quote that everyone can read and agree with. No need for the attempted pseudo intellectual “Yes and No” bs. Have a good one, my master.

[@mostbasicguy]

@@RareCandyRehab good comment though he didn't go into his opinion on source . Just spoke on what was easy to see. Think u got my comment messed up lol. He did what he wanted to do n was a philosopher

[@stevious7278]

and that would be correct

[@j.knepper7601]

@the citadel @Zack Davis How about you 2 go kiss and make up. Here we go with Opinions again. Everything is made up by people, except for Earth and Outer Space. GO get a box of Twinkies or Ho Hos, and do Speed Dating. The only problem, is only both of you are in the room. So much for speed. You are stuck talking to each other for 30 minutes.

[@gordonpearson7494]

I miss George Carlin. Can you imagine what he would be saying now?

[@matthewgasparin7000]

he would probably lose his mind with all the stuff going on now.

[@MrJonsonville5]

He would say "this is the logical place for the US to be after the direction it had been going in the last 40 years. I hope these stupid motherfuckers are smart enough to rise up and throw off their chains." That's what he'd say.

[@loafersheffield]

Thinking, ass tearing, eviscerating - Christopher Hitchens. Thinking, ass tearing and laughing - George Carlin. To complete the triumvirate; Neil Peart. My 3 heroes of books, comedy and music.

[@matthewfifer6885]

@John Thomas I appreciate that you can admit the utter hypocrisy that God...a supreme loving being....would be so petty as to condemn someone to hell for making fun of him. That's something a petulant child would do.

[@noodos_toppie]

Geroge: I told you so! A$$hole~~

[@takersgurl]

George Carlin is the Goat, please do more by him.

[@underplow]

While great not the goat.

[@jimmiebrustlin5906]

💯 I would give my left nut to hear Carlin’s stand ups in today’s society

[@underplow]

Makes me wonder who is the goat? See stand up to me Is like music Its a mood a moment as too who my favorite is different today from yesterday and tomorrow.

[@Andre-hm5vo]

He is the fucking goat because he educates people's stupid asses on the side.

[@Andre-hm5vo]

@@jimmiebrustlin5906 Mate he would go crazy with the shitshow today.

[@MAGAisacult]

George was one of the most brilliant men ever to walk this earth.

[@DunceInAwhile]

George Carlin is a social and political prophet. He throws in the comedy, which is great by the way, to reel you in and keep you hooked.

[@428chase]

he was doing good comedy then became political in his late years, look at my other comment above I gave links to most of his stuff from 67 -86 nothing political in them, and it was still performed by his brilliant mind and very funny stuff you should look and click on some of the link

[@0r0r0]

I can't tell you how many times I had to pause this video to take in and process what he's saying as it relates to my life and my loved ones lives. Damn George, why did you have to go? I hope you're at peace wherever you are

[@davidphillips9726]

Carlin is brilliant. He surpassed comedy, and ended his career as a comic philosopher

[@hanch3664]

The GOAT! There's literally no one better. More younger people need to watch his specials an listen to his albums. Stuff he was talking about then is just as relevant today.

[@SaintDudeGaming]

We need George Carlin more today than ever.

[@charliecoley2423]

I love George because he kept it real no sugarcoating life with him and that’s me

[@brucestamm5920]

I'm a white 68 year old Marine keep it real! Love you guys. Peace and love, Bruce

[@maximillianosaben]

This was Mr. Carlin's final special, a year before his passing. There is a huge well of great comedy that he left before this final one, and it also happens to be very logical intelligent thought presented before you. Comedic preaching in the best way imaginable. He's generally regarded as one of the best comedians in the stand-up profession. He and Richard Pryor, two of the greats of their time and still to this day, were strong admirers of one another.

[@Dreveryn]

George Carlin was a genius. He's a modern day philosopher with a good sense of humor and as time goes on his material gets more and more relevant. He'd have a field day with today's politics.

[@joojoosasa]

Carlin was a real one. He always told it like he saw it and spared nobody's feelings with bullshit. Hard to find those kinds of people nowadays. Love the channel. Keep up the good work.

[@sepulmattica7649]

It’s funny you bring up Sanford and Son...Red Fox was a huge influence on him

[@S.O.C.I.O.50.338.Y.]

You guys REALLY need to react more to George Carlin! The best comedian ever in my opinion. 😂

[@waragon4737]

"get on the plane get on the plane"

[@S.O.C.I.O.50.338.Y.]

@@waragon4737¨I say fuck you I´m getting IN the plane¨ 😂

[@123blakes8]

U look at America today he couldn’t be more correct....

[@danieldickerson7143]

America has always been like this though

[@kevmoful]

Yea he likely wouldn’t be proud of that but he did expect it

[@lordgenerias]

Yeah, but never this bad. And if things keep going the way they seem to be, with Biden and Harris at the helm, and their buddies in control of the rest of the ship, we, the people, are looking at Civil War 2: The Reckoning.

[@mfkowboy4122]

Yassssss George Carlin on the channel!

[@natecorning]

"Sanctity of Life" should be next!!

[@byroncatu]

Yes.

[@agny369]

I used to listen to george carlins entire library in my sleep in my teens - i just found your guys channel and you guys are really tapping into some of the best art of our time. I had tickets to see carlin in june 2008 in Atlantic City. ... I believe he died in April or May.

[@JRHalasz]

I love your facial reactions to his truth bombs...that was definitely the first time y’all watched this bit. Watch more, it’s good for the soul

[@les3782]

Please do Carlin's bit on the "American Dream".

[@descendantoffools9767]

Yes!

[@szqsk8]

Les Cuz you have to be asleep to believe it.....

[@MrAnimason]

Fuck that shit. "Let's all put on a cap on ambition" is what he says. There is true opportunity here, and the people that appreciate it are ironically worse off than the woke white girls that espouse that nonsense.

[@Affluent-Ghetto-Blackman]

@@MrAnimason The US dollar is set to collapse by 2030. Let’s see if life is so simple as pulling yourself by the bootstraps then.

[@MrAnimason]

@@Affluent-Ghetto-Blackman Yeah I have no idea where you got that assumption from. No other currency in the world has any hope of becoming global. The U.S. dollar is the ONLY possible global currency. We're the only market that can manage it. China can't manage the yuan for shit and the euro went out of favor after the eurozone crisis. If anything, the U.S. dollar will be MORE dominant by 2030.

[@goomymf]

Carlin was and is a legend. He was incredibly smart with his comedy. May he rest in peace.

[@APB225]

Duarte Teixeira possibly still the smartest comedian haha

[@RLShenans]

Death is more peaceful than knowing what he knew about america I'm sure

[@andreacollins3204]

This man is just like an old wise uncle to me for years. He is amazing

[@nunosoares2329]

Rest in peace George Carlin. A genius.

[@DDCCO61]

He's like my late Grandad. "Sir, you can't go in there". "Why? Did someone make you God?"

[@toddmcneil50]

Can you imagine what George would have to say about the pandemic? I know it would be hilarious!

[@lokievans5826]

This is my first time ever seeing this guy he’s incredible

[@austenhead5303]

Oh my god, I envy you so much. You have 40 years of material to see for the first time. Make sure you do, because he is indeed incredible.

[@JTheTeach]

The older he got the more real he got the more relevant and critical his topics became. Good Stuff

[@jeromekeys7545]

You two are the nicest and most positive people I've seen in a LONG time. Keep it going.

[@jetblack76]

One of THE best to ever do it. George is spittin' here...

[@AcidHatchet]

RIP George Carlin 🖤 There will NEVER be another 🖤

[@MichaelMeleWriter]

George Carlin is absolutely hilarious and very intelligent. You're going to have fun with him.

[@siddharthsharmaBelieve]

George Carlin is GREAT. One of the greatest, who will make the one watching think. Carlin is a like genius philosopher who did homework, assignments on how to do comedy, know all the tricks of all the people who done comedy before him, topped the comedy graduation but deep down is a philosopher. Then started doing comedy standups.

[@CanadianFH]

Carlin's greatness is difficult to quantify. Any summary would be lacking, but we try anyways. He made you laugh, he made you think, and most importantly, he made you see the world's bullshit for what it is.

[@birch5757]

George Carlin makes more sense as I get older. He made sense when I was young, too.

[@kristinadk]

Omg i love George Carlin. That was an awesome video.. thanks y'all!

[@punkem733]

The greatest of all time. The best with words, a "wordsmith".

[@patticrichton1135]

LOVE LOVE LOVE your REACTIONS to George Carlin!! I have loved him since the '60s when he first started. I MISS George SO much! We need him NOW in 2022. I can only imagine what he would come up with, or what he would think about this world now.

[@VerchielxKanda]

Thank you for reacting to this!! George Carlin is the best!! I wish he were still around to see what's happening around us now...

[@jvnbrk]

He's one of the best all time,he knew what he was talking about to. He was funny af but at the same time believed in what he said,he was always bringing shit to light that normally doesn't get it

[@odinspromise]

I listened to George's wisdom from the 70's right up to the present day. True since he passed, I have to go back and revisit that wisdom, but the thing is, his wisdom is timeless. It holds just as much meaning today as it ever did....sometimes even more so. But that's just my opinion...please don't shoot...PEACE!!!!!

[@tramahticgaming719]

George Carlin - Religion is BS is a good one. Hes like a philosophical genius with his routines.

[@terrylindsay1984]

You both are a beautiful couple and I am enjoying your reactions

[@LilFireFox]

I wish George was still alive in this day and age with our timeline now. I could only imagine what he would say about the world and our country NOW. R.I.P. to a true Legend.

[@LocChicago5]

Rip George Carlin one of the top 5 best ever

[@greenpickle9606]

God we need G Carlin today!! He lived a few decades too early

[@stephenlackey5852]

George carlin, standup philosopher GOAT

[@paulsullivan1650]

Love you guys! The two of you are really awesome! Thank you...

[@raymondreid4987]

George Carlin the best man with the facial expressions that says it all and his jokes on the human race and life in general or the political or religious are just spot on.

[@stacyatwater3696]

I have been a George Carlin fan since I was 11. I'm also a huge fan of your channel. I woke up this morning at 4am. I had some notifications from KZbin. I clicked on your new notifications and realized maybe I've not seen everything. 5 hours later, I'm still watching. I've seen the growth of the two of you and your channel. I just wanted to say thank you for being who you are and this channel. I love it. You guys are amazing.

[@worthalook4870]

That’s why I love people like George, Ricky Gervais and others because they speak their mind and don’t care what they say haha

[@tommyv8584]

That man George,gave us something to think about.I enjoyed that.😀😀😀👍👍👍!!!!

[@JL-so5rm]

Flat out, history’s greatest comic.

[@cakeeater7750]

Dude. I LOVE watching you two react to comedy. I think the reason is that you two seem to know a lot of music already but the comedy always seems fresh to you guys and the reactions are always so true and pure. Keep doing the music videos but I'd love to see a lot more comedy. Try Peter Kay misheard lyrics

[@georgeorwell4509]

George Carlin 👍💪👏

[@robertdyer8322]

Dear Half and Jai! Love your reactions! Having been a rabid George Carlin for all my life (56 years and counting), I applaud your efforts to bring his awesomeness to a new generation! Keep them coming! There is a lot of Carlin content out there! If you like George, you will love the late great Bill Hicks. George acknowledged his greatness many times! I think you will seriously dig him! He was intelligent, shockingly fearless and above all, incredibly funny! Check him out and keep the great classic comedy content coming! Much love, y'all!

[@katiekat724]

Love you guys!! Thank you for sharing !!!

[@sillyasiwannabe1222]

GOAT

[@bruun1974]

"Be so blunt, that they may smoke your truth!" - Unknown

[@nickledonne90]

Carlin is in the Mt. Rushmore of Comedy. That's not my opinion btw, that's fact.

[@JayCity10]

Carlin, Pryor, Winters, Rickles, and Dangerfield. These are in my top 5. Who comes after them, are a complete after thought. You agree?

[@lisahumphries3898]

Oh, that was good. I’ve heard a lot of George Carlin and don’t know how I missed this one. Thanks!

[@Enjo_927]

This is really wholesome. Y’all are cute for this

[@bscott5965]

Had the privilege of seeing him at The Civic Center in Des Moines, Iowa just a few months before he died. Outstanding night and he is truly missed. NOBODY has ever said it like it really is, like Carlin...

[@jam3sbarry198]

This is a Good one !! He's only speaking the TRUTH !! and he makes it Hilarious and Awkward at the Same time !!!

[@TheCleo223]

I miss George’s voice everyday. He was a genius. Wisdom for the ages.

[@jerryjimoh2760]

......ive been waiting fooooorevaa for you guys to sip a little of George Carlin's wisdom.......

[@zanealberto7741]

AWESOME!!!!!!!…rip George Carlin HILARIOUS and THANK YOU!!!!!!!! much love,zane 👍💙😘

[@antarcticorb9197]

Need him badly today!

[@johnlong9534]

George should have run for president.

[@matthewmotiuk2221]

You analyze people Jai… I do too.. so does Half… I’m sorry for whatever happened. Half knows, for the most part, what to let go of… I pray you two never fall into anything that may prey upon your bond. 🙏🏼

[@mikefufuffalo8487]

George Carlin is the pastor of my Church. Thank you for comin' to the church and we hope we see you again =)

[@JPMadden]

George Carlin is my favorite comedian and my favorite philosopher.

[@ronniowens9090]

I laughed before I even heard the clip

[@jaykay3320]

RIP George Carlin. God or no God, he was was one of the greatest philosophers ever bestowed upon Man. He taught me alot about real life. Miss your comedy buddy

[@Lichor2369]

Wordsmith at his finest!

[@centuryrox]

I highly recommend "Airline Announcements" by George Carlin. But make sure you do the long version - it's much much better than the shorter one.

[@ToddQuinlan]

For Halloween some years ago, I wore a Grateful Dead t-shirt and a "Fuck You" hat 🤣

[@centuryrox]

@@ToddQuinlan Perfect! But don't wait for Halloween to wear it again! It's perfect for every occasion!

[@brittanylewis8792]

Oh George Carlin...my favorite comedian of all time!! He had absolutely NO filter! He may piss people off but he holds no punches!! I'm the same way! Although I'm not a word famous comedian and sometimes get in trouble 🤣🤣

[@MitchellPatrick333]

Another great reaction to a legend! 😁

[@sharondavid-melly1498]

Thank you 😊

[@theNOVEMBERman1116]

Great reaction fam first time watching he's funny cause he's real and speaks the truth straight no chaser

[@tommymacander32]

Love you guys. This is the best one yet.

[@goldenruletv7301]

George Carlin was ahead of his time......we need him now more than ever

[@christyarnold8215]

He is the best of all times 👵 He gives people laughter and a lot of education 👍👍❤️

[@kathleenmiller516]

I had the privilege of seeing the extraordinary George Carlin in Vegas years ago. Amazing...spot on performance! Relevant & hysterical!

[@smittybenzo4693]

George Carlin - The Death Penalty

[@DonAllenScott]

I only discovered this beautiful couple this evening but I have known about the beautiful soul who was George carlin for over 40 years now, I love to see two worlds ( like this) collide. ❤️👊🏻

[@pjsin9472]

He's the GOAT! Hands down

[@alwaysprepared]

I was privileged to see him for the first time only a few months before he died which was not long after this was recorded. He was still his blunt and opinionated self! Glad I got to see him in person!

[@Spazzmatazzz]

George was a comedic philosopher. And interesting note: After his heart attack he got EXTREMELY serious about his diet. This is his backstage rider of what he expected to have in the green room before the show. Including the type of limo and what he expected inside. Kinda interesting! www.thesmokinggun.com/file/george-carlin-rider

[@Spazzmatazzz]

@Uditya Tyagi Because he had a heart attack and was concerned about his diet and staying alive? I won't comment on what your post shows... js

[@avengers1978]

You have no rights... one of his best bits ever... and pretty thought provoking. Love George Carlin

[@kenv7812]

This was a great reaction video had me laughing🤣🤣. Yeah we need some Joey Diaz,Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura reactions.

[@AllThingsFilm1]

Great clip. I haven't seen that piece in a long time. Fun reactions, too. Half and Jai for the win.

[@brianhays3742]

George was the best. Spoke a lot of TRUTH.

[@atheusagmen5095]

Great video thanks for showing this! Carlin was a comedic genius, free thinker, and outspoken Atheist. He has written many books also that are excellent. Love your other videos too guys. Keep up the good work.

[@tuckermoreland147]

carlin was one of the brightest bulbs this country ever produced. absolutely brilliant. wish he would have lived to a 100

[@donmills1086]

I really don't understand how you two get thumbs down clicks? Y'all are awesome!! Stay positive, and good vibes, Half and Jai!

[@Soli2deYT]

George Carlin is one of my fav comedians.. because not only is he a comedian, but a philosopher... god... what i woulda gave for him to be around for the past 4 years we endured in our gov't.. holy shit... or even the 8 years before that.

[@Stanley5551234]

George is on the Mt. Rushmore of comedians.