my perfect man has a nightmare mustache (w/ Tommy Bowe) | Perfect Person Ep. 124

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[@johnhnguy]

miles is sorta the tommy bones of the try guys

[@tko7418]

I appreciate your opinion, but I respectfully disagree. Tommy is more Will Witmer with their mannerisms, country pumpkin style, and overall loud flaming demeanor. This is not a jab at Will btw, he just has impeccable taste 😎 As wild conspiracy theory explorer as he is, Noah is actually the one that I see closest to Miles. Now only if Noah could obtain that mysterious brownie he mentioned purchasing one fateful evening on SmoshMouth that led him to meeting aliens and a ghost in one night and share that brownie with Miles and take some calls…

[@victreebel170]

​@@tko7418gurl you got a lot to say dontcha

[@presidentofnothing]

@@tko7418 I appreciate your opinion but I respectfully disagree. what a wild thing to say lol

[@jodi4558]

editor turned cast member because they're too funny on camera

[@mvwinf]

ok but what about: tommy is smosh’s miles and spencer is smosh’s will

[@saffrons1028]

miles poaching every single member of smosh has caused me to start watching smosh so the marketing has marketed

[@Southfloridaghoul]

Same!!

[@sagegreeeeeeen]

One of us, one of us

[@karubaki]

​@@oliviadenton172yep, hard relate

[@AbbyNicole10]

me but the opposite...smosh brought me here but miles is making me stay

[@rosecottrell9972]

I was about to comment this. ​@@AbbyNicole10

[@coldhazzard]

I can't get over how the calibration was half the episode

[@cryptiddy]

One does not simply calibrate Tommy Bowe

[@toadt0ad]

no fr they were just gabbin like gals it was so silly

[@amandab6566]

2 callers?! That’s all we get? 😭

[@tiffanymorgan1059]

I enjoyed it 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@jellllybean30]

I thought this was an exaggeration but it was indeed half the episode LOL. I’m a big Tommy fan tho so I did nottt mind 😁

[@raychipsd]

Another Smosh cast member has hit the Perfect Person podcast

[@cierrakain6844]

@@raychipsd this is perfect

[@Katie-zs1rv]

I feel like tommy is the gay miles and Miles is the straight Tommy

[@cassynedelisky796]

I’m a big fan of the Try Guys and Smosh but I have never compared Miles and Tommy but you are absolutely correct. Seeing them together is a trip. I love it.

[@Katie-zs1rv]

@cassynedelisky796 Me to!!! Been watching Try Guys since the beginning, and Smosh, since Anthony went back.

[@ChrisMayek]

Tommy is so gorgeous. He self deprecates all the time on Smosh videos but he has to know how attractive he is

[@cryptiddy]

And it only adds to his attractiveness

[@sleepypup]

THIS THOUGH

[@PleasantLeech]

Self judgment can be a very powerful and delusional emotion

[@riot.poof99]

I fucking lost it at 27:25, the scream and the random cut was PRICELESS.

[@somefreshbread]

Absolute gold.

[@dylanjc]

I laughed til I got dizzy

[@Ciela887]

SAME hahaha I had to watch it like 5 times

[@Ciela887]

Update: I laughed until I cried and my stomach hurt. Wow I really needed that!

[@elenijmaddox]

I’m laughing so much about this right now!

[@ClampsBert]

As a nurse, Tommy did the right thing by commencing CPR even if he wasn't 100% sure it was necessary. Better to do it and ensure blood flow doesn't cease than to wait and see if she would just recover on her own.

[@user-gj4ez6qj2z]

Pin this

[@somefreshbread]

Tommy saying no to colors yet being known for his multicolor patch pants is wild.

[@bbdoll1518]

I thought this too

[@sleepypup]

THIS HAHAHAHA

[@sweetmother2406]

Right? When he said really big pants I was like oh I definitely know which pants you’re talking about and they are not one color 😂

[@garfieldbrooks]

that was my first thought lmao

[@m00nrac00n]

The "calibrating stage" could have gone on forever honestly, this did not even need calls. Tommy and Miles really worked well together, felt like two adults having a conversation. Wholesome. 💜

[@TM.BECK14]

Sometimes the guests and Miles are just vibing and gabbing along so beautifully that I forget that there's supposed to be calls

[@KBerry-ug5zx]

"Baby Clothes but Big" I can't live through another romper moment.

[@Michelle-DiPalo]

TOMMY!!!!! Clicked SO fast. After so many Smosh people being on perfect person, I think it's time to get Miles on TNTL

[@mariehorseluver9404]

And Smosh Pit Reading Reddit Stories Get yer pancakes out! 🥞

[@Michelle-DiPalo]

@mariehorseluver9404 100%

[@lindseygarcia4894]

Yes, yes, yes!

[@LiamW338]

At this point Miles needs the bbno$ treatment, get him on everything

[@bondfool]

“You know what would be gross? Grape Bran. But you know what is is? Raisins.” - Miles Bonsignore, 2024

[@taylorkills4711]

I read this comment before listening to the episode and thought surely you made a typo, but that is verbatim what Miles said 😂

[@ariaxion]

FINALLY TOMMY!!! ❤ their vibes match so well!

[@piquantement]

The camera cutting between them makes me feel like I'm watching reality flip between mirror dimensions

[@zoejohnson7596]

Ugh “my lovely wife, Sarah” is so great every time

[@Taylor-ut5wq]

Which infinity stone is tommy? I'm thinking the soul stone

[@MegaVideoman23]

Mental stone

[@Taylor-ut5wq]

@ OMG I SHOULD HAVE SAID THE MIND STONE

[@charleyaonline]

HE BOOKED!!

[@twroxas]

The cut from the screaming as he tries to get the light back on killed me.

[@dynosaurrrr]

27:25 ive watched every single episode of perfect person. this is the most insane moment this show has ever had.

[@sighhAYSzG5AG]

I love that Tommy did his homework, and he listened to the podcast ❤

[@GaryOPostle]

Pretty sure I manifested Tommy coming on this podcast

[@ely_wannadie]

Thank you then 😂

[@jaclynturnipseed4723]

SAME

[@TwilightCookieDough]

Thank u!!!!

[@susannahsaurus]

Thank you for your service.

[@gopher8288]

Phrasing!

[@ClaytonGoldhawk]

27:21 is the wildest thing and cut 🤣

[@bondfool]

I’ve watched it like 20 times so far.

[@theskitty27]

i was listening to the audio only and was so confused lol

[@haleychristine13]

The way Tommy never ceases a smile the whole time. It’s like he’s frozen and doesn’t know what’s happening yet.

[@cryptiddy]

can confirm sixlets are equal parts gross and also you can't stop eating them. They're like an alternate universe version of m&ms, that are slightly cursed

[@tko7418]

14:48 for those who don’t know, Betty Crocker was inspired by a real person, but was actually a collection of thousands of women’s recipe submissions and used to be a way that the US government encouraged cooking homemade meals with rations which is why we the older cookbooks have some of the weirdest concoctions and include things like wildflowers, fillers (sawdust), very few animal products that you couldn’t get from your own backyard easily and hardly any imported items.

[@tko7418]

And before commenters get on the fillers subject, I don’t recall if people knew it was wood shavings, just that it was “use X company’s product” and that product had a higher than normal amount of filler, which nowadays would have to be explicitly stated on the label.

[@tko7418]

Also also: (opinion) Betty Crocker had the best dang cookie dough recipe back in the late 90’s edition (?). Can’t find it anymore and can’t remember it exactly to replicate it. But hard pass on the 40+ pages of Jello surprises 😂 They’d be fun for kid’s birthday pirate/digging themed parties but jello does melt so maybe not!

[@arjc5714]

SIXLETS ARE ALSO MY FAVORITE CANDY. The line “candy-coated chocolate flavored candy” on the packaging is so ominous. They ARE disturbingly sour in a way that is Wrong on a fundamental level. I could eat them every day for the rest of my life.

[@parkerdoole7029]

Miles on Try not to laugh when?

[@jack_rabbit]

SERIOUSLY

[@rylout1786]

Technically he has done it on the palestine fundraiser stream on the try guys channel. But still 1000%

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

he’s so perfectly cut out for tntl. he has an improv background and an insane sense of humor

[@TM.BECK14]

WE REQUIRE IT

[@ericaavery9382]

As someone with POTS, being on the other side as the one passing out all the time, people don't understand how wild it is when you describe it until they see it for themselves and panic and your life is just in the hands of someone completely forgetting everything they know. 😂

[@keerthivalsan4218]

Yes!!!! The smosh infinity Stone!

[@annierombach8649]

literally gasped out loud when I saw this week's guest! we love Tommy - so excited for this collab

[@stephanieshanonn366]

My new favourite thing is Miles yelling and waving is arms and legs to get the lights back on with the cold scene cut 😂😂😂cold cuts

[@cierrakain6844]

Tommy is my favorite person on smosh and if I won the lottery I would give him a million dollars. Just something I think about sometimes.

[@farronstrob]

So valid

[@MmeViper]

Tommy is delightful. Please have him back, you two vibe so well!

[@nikhoovie]

Oh my GOD this is *THE* smosh cast member to have on this podcast I cannot wait for Tommy x Miles

[@babyswole4511]

That cut from screaming into the first call was BEAUTIFUL

[@herb_rolls]

Miles you radiate kindness and joy. Hearing the AOAOAOA people talk about how welcoming, funny, and good-spirited you are is so amazing. I mean, we see it every podcast, but you lead your life with such joy!! I am so happy people like you exist in this world.

[@catscratchqueen]

4:41 you did the right thing! if you can't tell if someone is breathing, they either arent or arent breathing properly which can still cause oxygen deprivation. it's better to do cpr and the person not need it than to not do it when it is needed :)

[@PokhrajRoy.]

AAAAAAAAAAAA it’s America’s Sweetheart Tommy Bowe. He’s just too adorable ❤

[@emerson1998]

this duo has promptly become my Roman Empire

[@HeyItsSophie47]

Omg you guys have such great chemistry this is great

[@zerocraic3966]

I can’t tell if they’re falling in love, or i am negotiating loving multiple people at once. This episode turned me inside out

[@Mari_PL]

The first call was one of the funniest I've heard on this podcast, Miles and Tommy are a perfect match 🏗🤣🤣

[@giveemmadog22]

15:21 Miles turning on the lights through dance and the guest laughing will always be my favorite thing

[@elitettelbach4247]

Miles and Tommy, locked in and fully calibrated, is an amazing combo!

[@zadegetsfaded]

Ngl the banter between you two is probably the best I’ve seen on this pod😂

[@farronstrob]

19:38 PLEASE ADD THIS TO THE SOUND BAR ACTUALLY MILES🤣

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

i NEED that’s yogurt on the soundboard

[@Miseryy-i11]

Milky Way fan here! Tommy having the free reign of his trademark giggles made my day! ❤

[@kelbimckinley8042]

I was literally just thinking that a Tommy episode would be so good, I'm so excited!!

[@TM.BECK14]

Tommy is one of my favorite Smosh members of all time, and your two's podcast chemistry is off the charts! 🖤

[@robo7643]

Tommy mirroring Miles with the leg crossing, ankle holding at the beginning of the second call was so cute

[@jaredt.murphy8257]

Only the perfect Tommy Bowe could make miles mess up his iconic opening

[@henhonk]

Love this episode! Tommy and Miles have such great chemistry, really similar senses of humor/vibes. Felt like I was listenin to a couple of friends just gabbin. Great stuff ❤

[@the_powersl0th]

Tomey's uncomfortable bone energy is exactly what i needed today

[@tiffanythompson5820]

Justice for six-lets! So good 🤣

[@GreenMMs100]

Okay, but this feels like straight Tommy interviewing regular Tommy

[@guitarslayer7751]

I feel like Tommy was made to be on this show

[@Brianna-dg8gn]

It’s about damn time Tommy came to the Pod

[@Alcnwndrlnd25]

I never clicked so fast. I LOVE TOMMY!

[@lorithomasscott349]

miles getting excited in the first minutes bc it's clear tommy's listened is so cute

[@sophiemyers-]

Something about this episode had me genuinely laughing out loud- I didn’t realise the Tommy/Miles duo was something I needed in my life until right now!

[@AnnaLastname]

we need an ian and anthony episode so bad

[@manganess5126]

The reaction I had to Faceshopping by Sophie, yes, it truly is a perfect song ☺

[@jellllybean30]

faceshopping by SOPHIE being the perfect song ❤️❤️

[@JerseyQuinn]

Cereal: honey 🍯 nut 🥜 cheerios Time to rise: 8:00 am EST Afternoon: an edible, assorted tapas, & foot rub Song: Faded by Alex Mali ft. Thutmose Snack: fried spring rolls Coffee: iced lavender latte 🪻 ☕ (dirty chai slaps) Cocktail: lavender Paloma Shower: morning Celebrity: Beyoncé Giselle Knowles Carter Candle: sandalwood Flavor: vanilla bean Betty: Boop Candy: sour Skittles Marry: bananas / F*ck: yogurt / K*ll: avocados Outfit: combat boots, fishnets, & dress 👗

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

honey nut cheerios are an all time fav for me

[@PirKate]

Guys, chai, lavander and dried orange peels... that's tea on another level

[@cruztastrophe]

Calls start at 27:00

[@ash-0619]

the vibes are exactly what i thought they were gonna be n i love it

[@hayleyhellbound9513]

There are two types of candy. Chocolate based, and fruit based. Cherry cordials and chocolate covered gummy bears are a middle finger to God

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

i need to try chocolate covered gummy bears/worms

[@somethingstupid1075]

I'd be the first in line for Baby Clothes But Big. I've been saying for years that toddlers (especially toddler boys!) are given the coolest clothes on the market.

[@AJFilms14]

TOMEY TOMEY TOMEY TOMEY TOMEY TOMEEEEYYYYY

[@aimeebrown-borges]

Ughh I LOVE Tommy, so glad you finally got him on the pod

[@oliviamorris8736]

tommy and miles match each other’s silly

[@_dx_dy]

I love how the motion light turning off is a significant part of this show. That kick was truly amazing.

[@cristianm4208]

11:37 this convo makes me want more of Tommy’s drink show on Smosh pit

[@brookeashle]

first caller: put noise panels on ur wall

[@g221zoeovalle7]

Was having an specially ruff day with hormones, finals and stuff. Not even a minute in and i already feel better. Thanks for the usual amazing quality, miles!

[@hannahkershner772]

both of them are so quick that every single second of this podcast is entertaining

[@eunhaslover]

arasha next please!! you’re so close to collecting all the infinity stones

[@MayaDT1010]

I love that tommy knew exactly how the pod went, we love a fan

[@Lxurelxi]

Tommy and Miles not knowing how fireplaces and chimneys work is sending me

[@chrysanthi_]

Love seeing the tall Florida Smosh man (I love his character at Bit City, he's hilarious)

[@rosesharon1257]

wait like im watching and haven't seen any of the episode at all yet but im screaming and freaking out bc tommy is on

[@emmypadge]

This is a message for Tommy: you are unparalleled funny in this episode

[@andyqv-goodvibes1900]

Miles YES Im a Milky Way Midnight stan. I think all the hate is because theyre having the inferior milk chocolate version

[@TM.BECK14]

Agreed!

[@colleenfriedly3232]

Tommy Bones - the *true* perfect person for this show

[@coldhazzard]

Fuck yeah bones man tommy!

[@lotsoflogan49]

6:58 As a Canadian, I thought it was funny when Miles asked Tommy his thoughts on the Royal Bank of Canada

[@asunbeam5479]

lol glad i wasn't the only one with that thought

[@sj224]

Same!

[@ninaciaramaglia4183]

Ooooo bring Damien back he was so cool on here

[@c613b]

my grandma used to send my family BOXES ON BOXES of sixlets to the point where i genuinely get nauseous at the idea of them 😭

[@amandahayes2306]

Omg my absolute FAVORITE SMOSH MEMBER, THANKS MILES. I feel terrible and I'm in so much pain. I can't thank you enough for the distraction!!!! I APPRECIATE IT SO MUCH

[@ofthenearfuture]

27:27 best hard cut in history

[@sleepypup]

Tommy is looking like a whole snack in this episode 🙌🏼 Y'all are so good hosting together Edit: SIXLETS ARE THE BEST CANDIES YES

[@chloefernandes2212]

14:51 IDK if Tommy and Miles know this but there's a Betty Boop musical called “Boop” that is coming to broadway in 2025 that they should see! 🤭

[@kinseyknight4431]

Apples and p on a log should be called butterflies on a log

[@StinkyBuster]

I like to believe Tommy has the other Smosh members vet these other shows before he deigns to appear himself.

[@emilylouwhoo]

When he asked perfect song I just knew that Tommy was gonna mention Sophie.

[@fractalcat3696]

Hello Miles, I am begging you for a THIRD time to get Garrett Watts on this damn show.

[@tko7418]

Sixlets callback 15:07 sent me back to my childhood so quickly and now I’ve never related harder to Tommy’s childhood memories as an overweight artsy fartsy queer kid stuck with the normies. 😂

[@soaked_toast3196]

Love this! Wonder if Anthony would do this???? Have watched/listened to all the smosh episodes at least twice

[@TheShauNanigans]

Only 2 callers? We need longer episodes please! I loved the discussion, but I enjoy the guests being part of the calls as well.

[@SittinWithYou]

They'll call her the midnight barber! 48:34