My Perfect Summer Day

This week on The Broski Report, fearless leader Brittany Broski describes her Perfect Summer Day, with a few anecdotes along the way.
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[@gegefairyfloss692]

Amazing how Brittany describing her perfect summer day is actually just her stressing out about everything that could go wrong

[@tonnsONE]

💀

[@anniewright3006]

“I have the same shaped hole that a lot of other gay men have” is the most insane thing that has ever come out of Brittany’s mouth I’ve been laughing for 10 minutes

[@haleyashwood6551]

"We're gonna play the shut the fuck up game, you're first." GIRL I'M DEAD.

[@tonnsONE]

Lmfao

[@abbygale2811]

Timestamp please? 😩😭

[@tonnsONE]

@@abbygale2811 23:42

[@Lolulemon]

I keep rewatching that part! 😂

[@abbygale2811]

@tonnsONE Thank you so much!! Lol

[@piperrasmussen]

brittany really puts the "i've never had an original experience" thing into reality, because i have ABSOLUTELY cried because my dad was snoring in our hotel room and i couldn't fall asleep. she really gets it!

[@sillygoose293]

Me but with my grandma

[@whatsupmyfellowskzsimp]

omfg god yes, I remember shoving a sock in his mouth...but he didn't stop T-T and I just cried lmao ✋🏻😭

[@heyheyitrachelgray]

“To exist is to be humiliated; free me from cringe so that I may be.” -Brittany Broski 2023

[@estebanco6937]

words to live by

[@lilbeepbeep7475]

Thats scripture

[@juleslavli]

Literally so beautiful

[@joshbarker1669]

27:59 new scripture just dropped

[@heyheyitrachelgray]

@@joshbarker1669 thanks for the TS

[@carrot-lime]

I truly cannot imagine Brittany doing any other career. The idea that she was an insurance agent before this does not compute. She was born to be a public figure.

[@charliebaker5499]

Brittany is seriously my inner thoughts personified.

[@jacobclater]

TEA!! Couldn’t have been put any better!

[@Tosha407]

She explains thoughts so well that I have always had but never could find the right words to express verbally lmfao

[@emmaneuhaus5465]

Omg yes!!

[@marie-kl6qx]

I was dying when after 30 mins of Brittany explaining how a perfect beach day for her would go, and she just says "maybe I don't want to go to the beach."

[@melmore5807]

When Brittany says “get into it”, I promptly get into it.

[@BroskiReport]

Employee of the month!

[@cdubsbeauty]

I love how she says “hey let me know if you want me” Right after saying “The smell that comes from my under carriage could kill an old man” hahahahaha this is why I love her

[@taradavis9580]

i feel patriotism brewing in my veins every time i watch a new episode

[@joyfulcookiegaming]

same im not even american

[@bootybuttcheeks]

​@@joyfulcookiegamingthe patriotism is for broski Nation not America

[@jasonhumber5378]

She was on his podcast. It was good.

[@shiggle219]

brittany’s mom feeding her like a koi fish truly speaks to her character today

[@caitlinklittle]

"he's gay, he asks for a picture, we do that, i'm devastated" BRITTANY PLEASE my stomach hurts

[@miazimmer]

look I know para-social relationships are unhealthy but I truly feel like I need Brittany as my best friend, we are literally the same person, every time she talks about stuff she loves or just rambling I'm just always floored about how it's exactly what I think lmaooo

[@samusa_2002]

Literallyyyy

[@camryn.g]

This pod is truly the Snacklebox of Brittany's consciousness.

[@Giles0333]

lool

[@hockeychik73]

Brittany doing the nasal-y impersonation of a southern grandma has saved my life at least 37 times

[@lolatubbins3598]

Brittany: dies from cringe at the thought of straddling a pool noodle Also Brittany: wants SpongeBob floaties

[@jakobm1291]

LMFAOOOOO not pool noodle camel toe

[@keatonloutitt7432]

“I am a delicate flower!” burps directly into the mic*

[@yeredcabrales2048]

The dad snore was spot on 😭😭😭😭😭

[@nahimgood4]

Please, humble leader, don’t ever discontinue this podcast omfg

[@HAppytobeHer]

I would pay good money to see Brittany and Theo Von interact for 5 minutes

[@miraculouslynada]

i feel like i had a fever dream of this happening

[@abbyz13]

two southern bells raising southern hell

[@_Chronically_Dead]

I SWEAR

[@_Chronically_Dead]

So much wild shit would be said

[@ninaversluis4242]

PLEASEEE❤❤

[@EliteFoxes44]

“vampire jack I’m your biggest fan! Can you say happy birthday Brittany she’s a Taurus she’s born on may 10th” made me laugh so loud

[@jilligull15]

things my child and Brittany have in common: - extremely white - loves baby stim videos - beach days - fruit - being nude when morally and ethically possible this list will be continually updated

[@ijwmpabyd.666]

LMAOOOO

[@mariya_tortilla]

I'm all of those except be extremely white, you might as well call me Brittany tbh

[@indubitablyamy]

UPDATE IT‼️🗣️

[@veea.2370]

Come back 💔

[@internetstranger-]

I'm all of those except the white part lol

[@christianwebb7818]

Brittany’s mom throwing cantaloupe to her in the pool like a hippo is wild

[@Siffya]

“I’m a little drunk and delusional and I think he wants me” Me every single time I go out

[@paigestutzky9266]

I’m obsessed with this podcast. I need it like I need water.

[@paigestutzky9266]

Drown me Broski nation

[@beccadaniel8554]

i’m so proud brittany was able to remember that she was talking about nautical bathrooms when she had to circle back from clam chowder

[@angelsnaiilz]

i ADORE that she always remembers to circle back

[@Lunaxrose]

I NEED a whole episode dedicated to Throne of Glass and ACOTAR and all the books you’ve read

[@laurendavis3333]

I feel like a child in the 1930s listening to a fireside chat from our sweet leader of this great nation

[@lindseyhendrix2405]

💀 can you imagine

[@hanpear]

the way you were deeply describing the specific smells and feelings of those cozy bathroom candles, I was like there's no way Brittany isn't a Taurus

[@lovesiet]

Brittany is my comfort channel and it’s to the point that I truly believe we could be best friends because every interest and humor overlap

[@peytonkatherine9419]

“Not everyone needs to be around a gas stove.” Me gasping: Sylvia Plath

[@dannicool]

Even though in my country we're experiencing piss cold winter right now...am I still gonna listen to our supreme leader talk about summer and pretend to relate? YES

[@shoggy1713]

What country is that :0

[@oscarkamala]

@@shoggy1713 genovia i would assume

[@anneliese7427]

Can relate, I’m in Melbourne and it’s icy cold 😭

[@elliethompson7375]

⁠@@shoggy1713 places like New Zealand have there winters in July

[@shoggy1713]

@@elliethompson7375 thank you I forgot they have opposite winters and are actually cold LOL. I was thinking Australia 🤦‍♀️

[@aadamize1539]

The snoring part was way too real 😭😭

[@kaylynrobertson]

Pulled an all nighter and am gonna sleep to Brittany being unhinged WOOOOO

[@joannagaga04]

Ugh that’s the best I used to do that with vcg

[@Fuchsiafaefantasy]

Same bestie. Same.

[@Emma-xz8fo]

Yep I’m on 2hrs of sleep and this is hittttting

[@JunkieSama]

Lol. I got a few hours of sleep, but woke up hungry, so went to get lunch then started listening to/watching this 😂 . Gonna lay back down after, though.

[@spicymint7972]

shane and brittany crossover always manages to pleasantly surprise me

[@shainaaaaatt]

me tooo. When she said that I did a double take

[@JugheadJones825]

Shane who

[@spritefrommcdonalds]

shane who

[@otovga]

@@JugheadJones825shane madej

[@juliet6200]

It's also such a Shane thing to show Brittany. Like I can just imagine him sitting there, Obie on his lap, watching those silly train videos😭

[@sophiefrank3741]

i love that brittany just casually mentions that shane from the watcher put her on to watching the train pov videos while high

[@PoppyDada27]

"To exist is to be humiliated." Brittany, you're our generation's René Descartes!

[@hunniboop1]

These episodes have improved my life rapidly x

[@ariikari]

Brittany going on a rant about the nautical themed bathrooms and candles is sending me. It SCREAMS Taurus lol.

[@lex-zq5qn]

shits on clam chowder “I would mess up some CORN chowder” 😂😂😭

[@jacobclater]

$96 for 3 candles?? Vacation better send you a dang promo code sis ✨✨

[@celestialclementine]

Aquamarine's soundtrack while tanning on the beach is the best feeling ever 🐚🌞🐬

[@samara.ariel.jpg_]

YESSSSSSSSSS

[@Cjegelewicz]

Literally was high as a kite last night and watched the sensory fruit, 10/10 experience

[@lindseyhendrix2405]

Just got a new cart and I might have to hit that up tonight!

[@Minifigure17]

Doing my due diligence by liking and commenting on every single one of these episodes of Broski Report to feed the algorithm machine. I will be copy pasting this on every episode and liking every video. Ots an honor to do the bare minimum for our queen Brittany.

[@alexisjorgenson9591]

Cleaning the toilet, listening to the broski report, the perfect summer

[@sillygoose293]

On GOD

[@myrandag.5717]

i work with developmentally disabled adults and one of the individuals i take care of LOVES trains. those train pov’s with the music and occasional train noises are like his favorite thing to watch. he’ll come into the living room, hand us the remote and point to the tv. he claps along and smiles the whole time, going up to the screen to point things out to us sometimes. when he’s watching them we literally cannot change the channel or he’ll become very angry and anxious. and when he’s decided to be done watching them, he makes us turn off the tv. not change the channel, not let someone else pick what to put on. turn the tv off until he’s back in his room. he’s so incredibly sweet and knowing someone else loves those train videos warms my heart

[@rickylee8054]

In my childhood home, we had a bathroom in the basement with bright af yellow walls and a 12” thick strip of wallpaper that went around the center of the walls and the wallpaper was underwater themed with cartoon fish, seaweed, kelp, starfish, etc. And the shower curtain was a matching underwater scene. it was a *vibe*

[@ssuuzziiee]

Watching Aquamarine was a pivotal point in my hair journey as a young teen. Also the amount of Taurus energy you radiate is palpable my dude.

[@emma.kathleen]

moving to spain in september and brittany’s summer/spain content is fEEDING me right now!! hats off to our great nation’s leader🫡

[@taraacs]

Im in spain for study abroad rn! Best of luck to you!!!!

[@becky5760]

The way I was only listening to the audio and hadn’t really thought about the baby stim videos you put on but the music following made me look at my screen thinking I had to skip an ad, but it was you smiling at the fruit gave me the best laugh

[@faeirybaby]

I absolutely love listening to this unhinged stream of consciousness

[@mackenzieklug]

i would kill to see brittany's spotify playlists 😩

[@squigglyworms]

this was an incredible and captivating episode, i need a brittany's perfect day for every season

[@lindseyhendrix2405]

That’s an incredible idea! I tend to ask this question to people just making conversation but I’m totally gonna expand for all the seasons 🤙🏽😂 great idea!

[@Ebichuchu]

Brittany and I are the same age and I feel like we all share a deep love and obsession for HSM 2 because of when it came out. It was like just the right time for us as kids and now it’s forever in our brains as peak happiness lmao

[@mobbagg0812]

Good morning Broski Nation!!

[@googoogaga1119]

Dude this episode was so good. I love you so much. I genuinely have never laughed so much from just one person online ever. Like keep doing this shit. I’m binging your videos.

[@freshpeach]

it gets even funnier when she don't laugh immediately and it's dead silence 😭😭😭😭

[@marlanayeli]

It’s been 5 mins and within at least 4 we went from her perfect summer routine, to Kenny Ortega, to aquamarine being a cinematic masterpiece, hair experimenting, nautical bathrooms, light house rarities, and her lack of geography awareness 🤠🤠🤠 I love it here

[@AngelTokenBlasian]

The way I genuinely went 💪🏽 “yes” when i open youtube to see the Broksi Report

[@AngelTokenBlasian]

Brittany liking my comment ✨ besti vibes🥰

[@bigfinsquidmusic]

as someone who grew up in new england and still isn't sure what new england is, i need you to know that clam chowder is indeed disgusting and you are my inspiration in all things

[@stirlingduncan2690]

Girl I LOVED the Rosalia episode, I love when you get intellectual on pieces of art

[@nikolettemantis]

Brittany is the most wholesome goblin and I love her for it 💗 I can relate girl

[@jnrs15]

I get so excited for Brittany videos because we’re all besties in the comment section.

[@krodpaz15]

Loving all the Aquamarine praise!! This and H2O really fueled our love for mermaids

[@graceshinske322]

As an active member of Broski Nation, I'd like to learn about our Leader's stance on Noah Kahan. I feel as if he would be a great asset to the commonwealth

[@ashleypalmer7263]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of him when she was talking about New England 😂

[@KHaines151]

This video gave me so much whiplash and I loved every second of it.

[@ohoksureyeahhhh]

My favorite FAVORITE thing about watching/listening is the deeply twangy Southern accent you just melt into randomly. It scratches a very specific (concerning) itch in my brain 🧠🫶🏼

[@santanadouglas3552]

Brittany just said “classical music to be dramatic af to” and now I gotta go listen to “nobody gets me” from queen Charlotte 🤧

[@francesca.8233]

Most New Englanders would riot at the idea of New York and their tomato-based clam chowder joining the New England states

[@0jul4]

these podcasts feel so short i could listen to brittany speak for hours 🤧🤧

[@emmazagardo3280]

How is one person so funny, I feel like she is her own guest.

[@sleepybenzene]

See the thing is this is exactly how my brain works and it’s so soothing to listen to these 😂

[@jahnessaonly]

so real about new england chowder. sea boogers is so true 😂 “maybe not everyone should be allowed to go into the kitchen and create” 😂😂😂😂

[@KaylaLoberg]

"free me from cringe so I may be free" - iconic teachings from our great leader of broski nation

[@shannonsullivan5556]

As a fellow big girl I was surprised when you said beach day bc I also experience those same feelings about wearing a swimsuit out in public. But after hearing your explanation, I 10000% agree. I just want to have fun and not worry about how I look!!

[@ashley.1975]

The snoring was KILLING ME 😂

[@devastados]

my latest obsession is literally this podcast. its INSANE how someone can have my exact same brain.

[@emmalwooten]

"maybe not everyone should be allowed near a gas stove" im dying

[@hollypenyo]

This is the best episode yet why did rasP BERRY make me piss myself

[@zackwilkinson3987]

The way the “it’s summer” chant from high school 2 is ingrained in my frontal cortex

[@jamiepurr8183]

Half the time I have no idea what you're talking about but you're the funniest person alive so I'll listen all day, every day.

[@madison2785]

Brittany shouting out Sports made my heart so happy bc that album is such an underrated gem

[@madison2785]

If you like Sports would also highly recommend the band Pond or Post Animal

[@Novelette22]

@@madison2785 I like post animal!!!!!! :D

[@starbimael]

omg shiggy and You Are The Right One r my fav songs by sports

[@annapierson1041]

I love Sports!! I screamed when she shouted them out. Pond is amazing too!! 🥹

[@Alizavr]

so i have a brother that’s like 10 years younger than me so he is 10 now. we’ve been watching kim possible for a few years now since i’m trying to show him all of the shows i loved as a kid (hey arnold, emperor’s new school etc) and let me tell you!!!! kim possible was SO ahead of its time, it is so incredibly good, we both love it so much and we definitely dressed like kim and ron for halloween (our dog was rufus)

[@typsom]

"Everytime I go outside I'm like 'what's this dermatologist visit gonna cost me?'" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@anonymouskrys]

I’m going through PAWs and can’t sleep at night. You’re my comfort podcaster and it’s been helping me ❤ love you so much

[@annemiek1402]

Do I want to read or watch the news and learn about the troubles in our world? NO I want to watch a 50 minute podcast episode where Brittany Broski tells me what her perfect summer day is !!! !! !

[@alenar.heckcoleman5914]

This is truly my comfort episode of this podcast

[@giulianaherrera7775]

These videos could be 3 hours long and I would still watch the whole thing

[@CrystalTheSnuggles]

This is my favorite episode of the podcast so far. Had me laughing so hard

[@NavajoNez]

Im living by this now... "its the humidity thatll getcha buhh da sun will take it outta ya"

[@katelyn3612]

this podcast is so entertaining im obsesseddddd

[@TheCbazza]

When she mentioned the struggle of being a bigger person at the pool/beach i felt it deep

[@breannecherry2]

Work has been super stressful and I always have a better day when I watch you, thank youuuu

[@bootyceps8077]

That was the greatest snoring impression I’ve ever heard 😂

[@jmsimon1490]

this is our equivalent to a morning news show AND I LOVE IT

[@feluriann]

This podcast is making me soooo happy. Literalmente la persona más divertida de Internet. Te amo, Brittany, el próximo viaje a Málagaa

[@skaterdude14b]

The way she can free associate about frivolousness while a crew of camera, sound, + lighting ppl capture it, & she doesn’t feel self-conscious

[@tess3000]

I’ve wondered if there’s people around, but I feel like she’s alone?

[@suryabhat2507]

I believe in an earlier episode she mentioned that she films alone!

[@kelseyrugg5942]

Is psyconic a mixture of psycho and iconic.....bc I love that. Or is it a typo????

[@chailattemhmm]

@Tess pretty sure in the first ep she said she films alone in her spare bedroom

[@skaterdude14b]

@@suryabhat2507 Some podcasts make it seem like it requires a whole crew- meanwhile vloggers like tana, nicki minaj on ig live, irl twitch streamers like jinnytty literally just hit record. ive been gaslit

[@stephaniefrost4910]

1:44 the 2nd one really is the best one!! I also love how they turned up the saturation by 600% 😂 it adds a little something extra

[@katiektktkt]

30:43 “I laid on the towel and ate a rasp berry” 🤣🤣😭