Steal From Company Time

This week on The Broski Report: Coachella is overrated, steal from company time, and Brittany is reading Sylvia Plath!
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[@moroam]

you’re telling me minions got rights in the broski nation before nonbinary ppl did

[@BroskiReport]

I don’t make the rules!

[@spookybow4391]

@@BroskiReportyou are our dictator tho

[@stephaniedunham]

@@BroskiReport😊

[@user-np8yf8fj2w]

As they should

[@kcs4652]

HAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA

[@nikolasfishman3505]

If Brittany is talking about anything, I am simply shutting up, sitting down, and listening!!!

[@BroskiReport]

You’re employee of the month!

[@shrimpel3542]

steal company time

[@Emilylitz7]

dead fucking ass, shes the only one where i can sit still with and always gain knowledge from but also laugh too. Amazing woman she is.

[@smileybiggs]

Shutting down, sitting up, glistening

[@characters.inc_1233]

“I have a gun” I CAN’T I’M CRYING HOW IS SHE SO FUNNY?

[@Bunnyxxxb]

This is a Facebook mom comment

[@chasemiller3353]

There are two wolves inside Brittany, Chaffing and Raw

[@mags-lv8hb]

Brittany and Kurtis were built for solo podcasts just goofin with themselves

[@HazyDayzPlayz]

Who's Kurtis? I'm always looking for new podcasts/youtubers with Brittany's energy 😊😊😊

[@emma-cb6wh]

@@HazyDayzPlayz kurtis conner probably

[@mags-lv8hb]

@@HazyDayzPlayz kurtis conner

[@ohoksureyeahhhh]

YESS and when she kept going “Hey! Guess what?” or “Hey? You know what?” it reminded me of kurtis a lot, they sometimes give the same energy.

[@HazyDayzPlayz]

Thank you so much! I'm 2 minutes into his "Watertok" video and he is me and I am him 😂😂😂😂😂 excellent recommendation/find 👌👌👌

[@annabelrose13]

I love when Brittany talks about literature and art. Her wording is fantastic and she’s so intelligent outside of her funny self.

[@CruzCruz-nw7fi]

Her Spanish is perfect too I bet she has Latino audience bc of that bc she’s from TX , she’s like Kelly Clarkson white but better bc she speaks Spanish, love that ❤😂

[@bulldoglover4222]

Yes. Genuinely it makes her so attractive I don’t even think she realizes how bright she is.

[@reesekrajewski]

listening to brittany talk about humping a pillow while working my 9-5 desk job 😌

[@ryan.dick02]

hope you stole company time today

[@BethanyNash]

I was listening while on the toilet at my job lmao

[@nuclearseahorse]

Im doing that rn too LOL

[@alexav.2084]

Also watching this at my 8-5 job. Every hour I take a five minute walk to steal time 😤

[@urgirlpriscilla]

lmao same

[@lucymartinson623]

don’t worry master i am indeed watching the rest of this on company time!!

[@BroskiReport]

Hell yes!

[@emerson1998]

I have been squatting in Broski Nation for about 17 months and 43 days (as a non-binary person) I ripped a hole in the plasterboard and have been shitting in there and storing nuts, so its nice to finally meet you guys

[@princesscherry5217]

so that’s what that smell was

[@amynicole_3331]

😂😂😂😂

[@cherryspritztastic8923]

Thank you for your contributions fellow broskian 🫡🙏

[@TheMenus]

thank you for your seevice fellow broskian 🫡

[@hollieclarke5583]

this comment has me cracking up

[@carolynmcinnis7918]

Girl, if you made a Broski Report playlist with all of the music you want to show us, I would stream it non-stop.

[@stef6957]

Bestie! What if Ella from Ella Enchanted was driving and listening to this podcast and you told her to unbuckle her seatbelt and close her eyes?! She’d be dead now. RIP ELLA

[@GammaFox6]

Oh my god Ella Enchanted I’m so glad more than a set few people know what that movie is.

[@caitlyncastellion4361]

i love that movie

[@miktalksshit9705]

My favorite

[@rasto6325]

RIP Anne Hathaway

[@greenspark101]

You guys Ella Enchanted was first a book- it’s like 100 pages and it’s literally still my favorite of all time. Pleeeease try it 💛 📖

[@meganhunziker1821]

Her rant about doing the bare minimum at work really hits home. As someone who was doing the work of 2 people because I was good at my job, guess what I got from it? Laid off.. (this also happened like 2.5 weeks ago, so it's still fresh). Being Brittany's age, to anyone who is younger, please listen to her lol

[@melanova5]

Came to the comments to say something similar! I'm currently at a job where I'm doing the work of 2 people and also doing work that nobody else at my job can do, at a pay rate even cheaper than the last woman that was doing it and also doing more than she was. All the while my boss continues to give me extra assignments and projects to work on without the help or support of anyone else. While also accommodating the men who are weaponizing incompetence at a significantly higher pay than me. I keep getting the carrot of a promotion with a raise dangled in front of me, but I doubt it's gonna be what I would even want. At this point, I have to make my peace with it because I have to pay my bills I literally don't have any other options except to be homeless again, and just continue skilling up, and just hope that putting all of it on my resume will get me somewhere better Tldr; LISTEN TO BRITTANY don't work as hard as you can, do the bare minimum, and if you have support from friends or family NEVER put up with a toxic work environment, leave first and figure out the rest later

[@astromoonie]

ready of my dose of criminally insane monologues with long pauses and desperate stares into the camera ❤️ girlboss

[@deannasoulpunk]

This is so accurate 😊

[@kaciedurso]

😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@lorad2401]

everything Brittany said about the workforce was ON POINT. The trauma bonding with work besties is SO REAL... It makes work more bearable.

[@daphnegiguere6850]

Brittany surprising herself with her delicious punchlines. "I have a gun" 11.30 Effective Spontaneous punchline. THANK YOU

[@miru6005]

I cackled when I heard her say that 😆😆

[@PNE756]

I rewound the video like 5 times just to hear that part over and over hahah

[@ViViihAires]

“You’re mad at the company? I hate the company too, I’m on your side” hahah so true! I felt this deeply

[@Starden.]

I like to imagine that as citizens of Broskination we are forced to watch our dictator report on the news every single day against our will with armed guards watching the streets for people who skip the weekly report. Also WELCOME NON-BINARY PEOPLE AHHH❤

[@neurotoxicity]

north korea cosplay

[@proveska]

I definitely see Brittany in the Renaissance Era working at the tavern as a bartender yelling at loud drunk men to shut the F up while she talks nonstop about the most random topics to men who are drunk and dissociating. 😂

[@exosvocals2526]

most definitely

[@larlar5717]

Timestamps for the Broski Nation! (+ extra quotes I thought were funny) 0:05 Introduction 0:53 Festivals and Festivals to talk about 1:19 Top Songs (RiRi by Young Miko; Sentosa by Peso Pluma; Phone Numbers by Dominic Fike) 2:27 Addressing what our leader is wearing 2:45 Welcoming Girls, Gays, and the Theys ("Gay people are now welcome!" "have I been here illegally?") 4:26 Maturing is realizing musical festivals are overrated (Cochella; Stagecoach) 6:40 Number 1 - Outside, getting wasted for 11 hours + blowing your wallet to then walk home (ft Bestie Drew) 9:21 Number 2 - Walking, What to Wear, Waterbottle (chafing; blisters;) Pee to thirsty to hungover "If I'm not comfortable, everyone's miserable. I will make sure" 10:48 "If I don't pee right now, You will have to call in an air strike" 11:30 "I have a gun [maniacal laughter]" 12:43 Number (3?) Big Group Issues (ft Bestie Drew; Good Friend Christel; Sarah Baska) 13:50 Blisters 14:03 Number (4?) Men/Brittany's Straight Awakening because of Dominic Fike at Coachella 14:17 "I am horny online" 16:34 Number (5?) Feeling Extremely Dirty 17:40 Looking at the postives 19:00 Rosalía 20:24 Conclusion (Don't go to Coachella) 21:17 Don't go in debt! 23:15 What Era Are You In Based on Your Features? (ft Bestie Drew) 24:17 "I see myself, however, either as a roman soldier [maniacal laughter]" 24:40 Revamping the Collosseum 26:19 New Justice System (ft Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?; Lion Pit) 27:30 Diet Coke Renaissance/Working in College or in general 29:42 Have Boundaries 30:26 Homework (for people who work at a desk job) 30:59 Brittany Broski: Insurance Agent Arc 33:56 Laughing at Mad Clients in Customer Service 34:25 Tying Back into 23:15 35:15 Get some food! 36:25 Reading and Sylvia Plath (ft The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath)

[@shannonceleste5557]

@LarLar your dedication is astounding

[@ViViihAires]

I love how number 19 is just Rosalia !! Lol😂 Britt always talks about her she loves her & we love to see it

[@ChannelCreator]

You’re a legend

[@eyesofelysian2725]

MY GLASSES

[@katikaz8380]

Thank you!

[@kimberlysimpson2222]

It’s the way she says something so out of pocket that she surprises herself and bursts out laughing 😂

[@davinaz6885]

I feel this podcast slowly filling the hole in my heart that the Jenna and Julien podcast left

[@Giles0333]

such a complement!

[@kaitadelic]

thats exactly it

[@megank.5633]

omg 🥲

[@Akristinaaa]

High praise omg but yeah true

[@allisonannfairchild9918]

Yesss both my top comfort podcasts

[@meganjackson4030]

How does somebody talking only to themselves convey such conversation and interaction. Like I'm so impressed.

[@allymcclain7326]

episode 3 reporting for duty 🫡

[@meaghans4380]

Present!

[@EricsWorlds]

🫡

[@violetmoon287]

AT ATTENTION

[@rjs2035]

🧍🏾‍♀️

[@kim3758]

🫡

[@KK-gi9uw]

I love waking up in the morning to listen to the broski report with my coffee in hand like an old man listening to the news report. Then going to take my morning shit midway so I can contemplate what era I belong in.

[@aurozamo8974]

literally me right now

[@abbyhickman9652]

I just read the bell jar this last summer and I’ve never before felt so seen not only as a woman but as someone who struggles with their mental health. She described so perfectly what it is like to be inside your own head like that. Absolutely incredible and she deserved better resources than she had and it’s just devastating she had to go.

[@5footsomething]

when brittany really starts slipping into that southern drawl i could just curl up and close my eyes and nap this podcast is the best comfort for my little southern upbringing heart. chaos and everything!! love this podcast so much

[@_.lizziejohnson]

i love when she unintentionally goes southern, sometimes idk if she even notices lmao but that twang she has comes up when she starts talkin loud

[@raychipsd]

you talking about coachella just really solidifies how much of a taurus you are. i feel this on a spiritual level

[@Itszaden_]

The tension between our fearless leader and the the Mickey the mouse phone to make the “ they hit the…” joke 😂

[@gooze_design]

literally nothing calmed my morning panic attack until i found this podcast thank u for saving me broski nation

[@ratatootle]

Brittany getting so close to describing the Olympics with the colosseum thing has me so dead

[@MsDaudur]

When I read the Bell Jar I was shocked how deeply related to something written that long. It made me so sad, but at the same time it made me feel less alone and isolated in my mental health struggles. I love that book deeply and Sylvia’s tragic story adds to the weight of it. Also, the stealing company time rant was a total work of art 🤌

[@bryanna1599]

brittany is literally one of the only creators to make me laugh out loud several times in one video like. i'm in love with you.

[@jodenise894]

Same

[@haleynicholson4774]

Brittney needs to make a public playlist of her fav songs from each episode!!!

[@toadsie3947]

Cleaning a kitchen with brittany manically laughing in the background is a vibe tbh

[@amyelizabeth7880]

I'm doing the same thing lol

[@calilnalan]

Same same

[@hn.bush27]

dom fike has been my fav musician (and the father of my imagined children) since his first EP came out & it makes me so happy to see him get the recognition he deserves

[@Emma-xz8fo]

The Bell Jar is the book that got me back into reading as an adult (and also kind of sent me spiraling into my own deep depression but worth it?) The analogy she uses of sitting in a fig tree and not being able to pick which fruit to eat first, so she simply tries none… was the most understood I’ve ever felt. Ugggh so good, go fing read it if u haven’t but be ready. ❤️

[@StaticWaffle]

The Bell Jar is Plath’s only novel! It is fantastic though and I wish she was still around to see how many people relate to her and how she was not alone in the way she was feeling. As a side note, an English professor I had had a theory that all of her work was set in a post-apocalyptic landscape as a response to the cold war tensions of her era

[@floplyssa]

loving the part about working less and setting boundaries because its SO important. ive learned this the hard way! its difficult especially if youre a people pleaser but PLEASE put yor mental health first. you dont owe your job anything other than doing what you are hired for, and they are not entitled to your free time! it gets tricky when you actually like the people you work with but there still needs to be a hard line

[@southchild_]

i'll never get enough of Brittany's little southern "okay??"

[@chiquitad397]

just seeing brittany’s face in anything fills my heart with warmth 🫠 thanks for blessing the nation with a podcast 🙌

[@haleyebell]

the not wanting to walk, chaffing, dressing for comfort…i’ve never felt more seen. thank you lord broski for speaking for us big girls

[@kriskirby1961]

I could see Brittany as a medieval brothel bar pimp mother serving drinks and woman to knights

[@Schism19]

Seeing her say she has a gun and also surprised by it was my highlight

[@CruzCruz-nw7fi]

She’s from TX

[@tatumtatum]

as a 25 year old tumblr child who also went to coachella this year, i, too, have concluded that i am done with festivals 🤠

[@amberpalettes8382]

The way I'm listening to this while stealing company time and also drinking a diet coke LMFOAOO

[@maddiegangl6030]

The Bell Jar is SOOOO GOOOOOOD. It’s very sad but such an excellent, self reflective read. I cried when I realized the narrator is myself just as much as it is Sylvia

[@FuzzyBSMcgee]

“Steal company time. They don’t care about you! You’re just a warm body in a rollie chair” 😅😂 @ me listening to this in my rollie chair

[@evalastinglove]

bestie Brittany giving us all the serotonin & dopamine we need to get through this week 💗👑

[@ianmoon1840]

These days it’s only been sad news and people around me going through sad things and I feel the weight of that. I’ve come here in bits for some fresh air and I always find myself giggling and thinking positively again afterwards, so thank you❤️

[@breannaneden8088]

I appreciate the real talk about corporate work environments. I’m a teacher and I’m always telling kids to get a job with tips because minimum wage is a joke!

[@Penellabella]

I worked customer service for a Life Insurance company and I have never related to Britney so much!! When she talked about how corporate jobs suck your soul and leave you exhausted and empty. First "influancer" I have ever been able to truly and deeply personally relate to.

[@giannamardakis3381]

listening to this podcast feels like hearing my inner dialogue be externalized and it's so wonderful

[@stephenburgess5710]

Sylvia Plath had a big impact me as a teenager. Her journals are also incredible for the reasons you talked about. As to reading her poetry, it is really good, but just heads up there are some of the kinds of biases of that time period present in some of her work. She wasn’t immune to the prejudices of the culture she lived in so just like be prepared to put some of her poetry in that context. Worth the read though, for sure.

[@SN0H]

Brittany makes my heart feel so full. She's been such a positive part of my day lately.

[@bulkeh]

My favorite thing is when you make yourself laugh, it kills me every time 😂

[@nygviva]

I love this podcast. Its perfect for my adhd brain while i'm doing my nails, pinteresting outfits, and oh yeah... working.. Its just great. ❤

[@KerraBearuhhh]

Your description of how the book is making you feel so far made me tear up and totally made me want to start reading it and feels really relatable. ❤

[@autumnhch]

brittany broski talking about and analyzing the bell jar has changed me on a molecular level

[@mrsmunoz8639]

I too live in my chair, eating, sleeping, staring at the screen waiting for each update from our fearless leader.

[@alissajoanne9771]

GIRL I loved your Customer Service monologue. I work at a Veterinary Hospital at the front desk and the treatment from clients and my boss is ASS yet I still keep a smile on my face and use my Snowwhite voice 😂

[@sarahm3767]

I’m 33 and not an influencer and went to Coachella weekend 2 VIP and it was one of the most fun weekends I’ve had in a long time! Go weekend 2 if you want to avoid the LA scene.

[@mariesconeyisland]

Brittany talking so intensely about Sylvia Plath healed something in me

[@arkierose]

Brittany this is a compliment, I think you could be like a 17th c. era dutch portrait muse. Currently obsessed with them and their huge ruffs!!

[@fineblanket]

i love this podcast thats actually a tv show thats actually an snl sketch thats actually just brittany talking to herself for 45 mins like she's in her kitchen and its midnight

[@ChatMort69420]

heavy breathing at the thought of Sleep Token being in the songs of the week someday

[@tatemattson]

Roman Empire discussions months before it was cool, the Broski Report is ALWAYS breaking news.

[@nathanedstrom21]

OH MY GOD YES NEXT EP ROSALIA you seriously got me obsessed with her

[@samanthafletcher5933]

Your hello fresh ad "idk I'm a baby" is giving "hiiii im a littleee girllee"

[@barbara149]

broski report keeps me (relatively) sane for the duration of the week

[@df2257]

As a fellow Taurus myself I relate SO hard to the outlook you have about festivals 🥴💀💀💀

[@Minifigure17]

Doing my due diligence by liking and commenting on every single one of these episodes of Broski Report to feed the algorithm machine. I will be copy pasting this on every episode and liking every video. Ots an honor to do the bare minimum for our queen Brittany.

[@TheLolloso98]

Brittany is such a bro, she even thinks about the Roman Empire often. Mad respect.

[@auroranicole9276]

I've always loved The Bell Jar 😭 such an accurate and deeply emotionally potent representation of depression that was strikingly similar to my own thought patterns.

[@catlvr-kg9ol]

Real. Sylvia was the OG tumblr girl

[@brittbaird3250]

“If I’m not comfortable, everyone is miserable” I really felt that

[@rastapasta7567]

Could you imagine The Roman Coliseum becoming the next Coachella? Like youre watching Biden Gladiator fight Putin while getting selfies with Charlie XCX

[@Jonny_Black]

The era of dress I gravitate to is pinup, 40's/50's, and I think my facial features are highlighted, especially when I do the hair and red lips! When you did that 20's look, I thought that really suited you! You definitely have that "vamp" look that was popular.

[@JunkieSama]

Though I am a gay man, which I believe is a huge portion of the Broski Nation, I really don't share many common interests with Brittany other than being a huge fan of stuff (in my case, mostly anime and games). But through VCG and this podcast, I have discovered that I can listen to this woman talk about pretty much anything and be entertained 😂 .

[@alexluvshorror]

Her actively telling me to waste company time as I’m sitting here watching her podcast and my boss is next door getting a foot massage

[@xpennyx]

i’m going through a breakup and these are the few things that are keeping me sane

[@jhamilton92]

The “i have a gun” took me OUUUT 😭

[@gulp_gulp563]

not only is she funny but she is so well spoken and smart like jeeeeeeez shes so cool ugh

[@cricketpigcitylights]

Watching this while stealing company time and being like YEAH YOU’RE SO RIGHT 😂 mother knows best

[@michaelarobertson_]

Girl I agree with you of trying to do the bare minimum when first getting hired, I’m a college student working 40 hours in 4 days with no breaks lmaooo

[@caity0228]

For my girls with chafing, get the mega babe thigh rescue stick! I’ve had it for 3 years and haven’t had to replace and a little goes a long way. I use it every time i wear shorts or go to a concert!

[@jessicablack]

I could listen to you talk about books alllll day!

[@malloryware3811]

Brittany telling me to steal company time is exactly what I needed today😂

[@hilarypineault2325]

God you're so real for the day job part 😭 I've been on severance for the last few months and never felt happier since I started my career LOL

[@paig3ryan]

Take a drink every time Brittany says “let’s get into it” 😂

[@jnrs15]

I’m not an ounce southern, but when I watch Brittany, I walk away talkin’ like a southern queen.

[@wingullward]

YES my friends and I can't stop randomly singing "Can you break bread with me" in that fuckin voice

[@elizabethpage_]

I always feel so seen by Brittany. I’m going to see my favorite band this fall and I WILL be on the ground, uncontrollably frothing at the mouth for the attractive, talented men

[@AiddenValeria]

The Bell Jar is such a beautiful book, and it scared me how relatable it is. Always great and concerning to hear someone else feels the same.

[@cherryswithoutthed]

i am literally watching this episode at work in my lunch break, i am now gonna make my 15 minute lunch break into an hour and half lunch break

[@emily740]

just quit my customer service job because i was quite literally losing my MIND. this is what i needed to hear. thank u mother brittany

[@Beccalb818]

Brittany was ahead of her times. Thinking about the Roman Empire before it was a thing #trendsetter

[@maharper1072]

I can’t with these basketball shoes on a court sounding laugh coming out of her soul💀

[@amandaburris4605]

obsessed w this dropping right before my transit to work. thank you

[@michaelbickel4525]

Not me stealing from company time while watching this🤣🤣

[@I_Luv_DILFS]

11:20 That "I have a gun" sounded so personal😭

[@hllybryc]

i do remote admin assitance and i wouldn't get a lick of work done without these episodes

[@unicornlover0204]

I didn’t know I needed her peso pluma impression this bad😩