My Reaction - Your In Big Trouble Now, I’m Phoning The Police

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@streamsofconsciousness8651
@streamsofconsciousness8651 7 ай бұрын
Bless him. He reminded me of Frank Spencer trying to do security
@markrainford1219
@markrainford1219 7 ай бұрын
Spot on Betty. 😂
@rscosworthfan
@rscosworthfan 6 ай бұрын
I think even frank Spenser could do a better job at it than him
@johnbratley6926
@johnbratley6926 7 ай бұрын
Mr Youknow-youknow is clearly wetting himself, he shouldn't be in security if he can't handle conflict. What a Jesse.
@annbest9218
@annbest9218 7 ай бұрын
Looking and sounding fab Pete. Enjoying another gem of yours even on holiday!
@At_the_races
@At_the_races 7 ай бұрын
The pair of them are clinically insane.
@Sylvia-Storm
@Sylvia-Storm 6 ай бұрын
I think you’re right there. 😂
@davidfletcher5
@davidfletcher5 7 ай бұрын
Why bother watching a sitcom when you can view this camp character on PJs channel. Absolute comedy gold.👍
@The7thStranger-h1t
@The7thStranger-h1t 7 ай бұрын
Sitcom character is exactly what I was thinking. If people were thinking of applying for the Jobsworth/Fussy Fusspot role, its definitely taken.😂
@SusanWebb-q5y
@SusanWebb-q5y 7 ай бұрын
He's gone to absolute pieces!!😂😂😂
@DofTF
@DofTF 7 ай бұрын
Oh the irony, "there's a lot of cameras around here, I saw you on the camera" !
@johnwilliams2877
@johnwilliams2877 7 ай бұрын
Hes won the top award for getting 200 "you knows" in 1 video.
@lynnblackburn2720
@lynnblackburn2720 7 ай бұрын
He thinks it's his house 😂😂😂😂he's taking it personally that you are filming 😂😉
@bashkillszombies
@bashkillszombies 7 ай бұрын
"You can't film any old thing." Actually that's exactly the point. You know, you know.
@saragarddiner9244
@saragarddiner9244 7 ай бұрын
Yeah! The security guard was very surprised! I felt sorry for him. LOL!!! Take care Sara x
@MC-bo6kw
@MC-bo6kw 7 ай бұрын
The first two goons are like a 1970's comedy double act, you know!
@alanatherton5885
@alanatherton5885 7 ай бұрын
A pound to a penny this security guard knits his own sweaters, he's a class one mummy's boy, freekin ponce.
@leeoliver7151
@leeoliver7151 7 ай бұрын
Beautiful comment my friend 💪
@TallSilentGuy
@TallSilentGuy 7 ай бұрын
I wouldn't trust him with anything as sharp as a knitting needle.
@littlegrandadoutdoors
@littlegrandadoutdoors 7 ай бұрын
Cheers pj. Enjoy your work. Take care out there.
@edjet309
@edjet309 7 ай бұрын
PJ rename title to YOU KNOW YOU KNOW
@leeapplegarth4717
@leeapplegarth4717 7 ай бұрын
This was the best one i loved so funny You Know the chuckle brothers new everything You Know Haha Nice one PJ👍👍👍
@grzehuu07
@grzehuu07 7 ай бұрын
he say all the time "you know" but he don't know anything!!! so sad!
@timfallon8226
@timfallon8226 6 ай бұрын
To be fair to the manager, he was very civil and polite, he was wrong but we was perfectly decent.
@twichyi3ones312
@twichyi3ones312 7 ай бұрын
A lot of people don't realy think, yer know.
@marymac789
@marymac789 7 ай бұрын
THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! Laughed 'till I thought I would die!! Hand me a toe tag and wheel me into the mortuary!!! 😃🥰🤭
@peterdronfield1866
@peterdronfield1866 7 ай бұрын
New format is very good ! Nothing missed.
@IbizaDreamer65
@IbizaDreamer65 7 ай бұрын
Oh come on PJ, you know 😅
@NatureXKPT
@NatureXKPT 7 ай бұрын
He makes them into numptys instantly every time... when will they learn lol☺☺
@davy8634
@davy8634 7 ай бұрын
I doubt they ever will.
@adrianbrowne7874
@adrianbrowne7874 7 ай бұрын
Pyramids? I'm surprised he didn't end up 'walking like an Egyptian' !!
@davidfletcher5
@davidfletcher5 7 ай бұрын
He’s definitely in de-Nile.
@leonwp60
@leonwp60 7 ай бұрын
You know it shows limited intelligence you know to keep saying you know cos if you know you wouldnt need to be told would you? Sorry i meant - you know!
@marymac789
@marymac789 7 ай бұрын
😂
@allforone1321
@allforone1321 7 ай бұрын
Security? The bloke is a nervous wreck.😆
@Kevin-cs4eg
@Kevin-cs4eg 7 ай бұрын
I’m glad you left when you did, his moaning was doing my head in.
@reneoppenneer9339
@reneoppenneer9339 7 ай бұрын
Stay cool. You know. Relax. You know, you know, you know, you know. Some people are real characters😂
@infected6996
@infected6996 7 ай бұрын
Let him be, he is on his 12th covid booster.
@pauljohnson5319
@pauljohnson5319 7 ай бұрын
Mr You Know🤣
@petercassidy0628
@petercassidy0628 7 ай бұрын
No wonder we are such a mess as a country people like those 2 having the power to vote.
@marymac789
@marymac789 7 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@grezjoseph6257
@grezjoseph6257 7 ай бұрын
@@marymac789 Labour Voters
@js7617
@js7617 7 ай бұрын
He’s on the spectrum
@GBPaddling
@GBPaddling 7 ай бұрын
He IS the spectrum..........
@jasonclarke7422
@jasonclarke7422 7 ай бұрын
What difference does that make and if he is, should he be ridiculed for trying to earn a living.
@sueronhaworth5713
@sueronhaworth5713 7 ай бұрын
IN ALL FAIRNESS this bloke is in the wrong job HE IS BLOODY COMEDY GOLD could earn a mint on television YA KNOW.
@fox5136
@fox5136 7 ай бұрын
You know you know😂😂😂 Great stuff🎉🎉
@shauncorless8965
@shauncorless8965 7 ай бұрын
It wasnt Thunderbirds it was ,sting ray 😅
@trendingsoftware
@trendingsoftware 7 ай бұрын
Yes, schoolboy error 😅
@65ksap22
@65ksap22 7 ай бұрын
You beat me to that 😅
@shauncorless8965
@shauncorless8965 7 ай бұрын
@@65ksap22 it's sad we know that 😞
@65ksap22
@65ksap22 7 ай бұрын
@@shauncorless8965 just means we are of certain generation 🙄
@AustinSaysSo
@AustinSaysSo 7 ай бұрын
The insecurity guard reminds me of the priest off Father Ted who drones on and on. It's the 1 who ends up locked in a room with Father Jack. I think it's the episode where they're doing a raffle for a new car.
@jamieevans5979
@jamieevans5979 7 ай бұрын
If you know, you know. You know?
@grahamh6988
@grahamh6988 7 ай бұрын
"It's a working site mate"........"you can't just film things"........
@britanniau.k.4352
@britanniau.k.4352 7 ай бұрын
Very "Pythonesque"😂😂
@paulraper1
@paulraper1 6 ай бұрын
Wow, and not a carer in sight, irresponsible to leave those two alone with the public. The manager (although pleasant) didn't seem to have both hands on the wheel when it came to telling you the laws and what you should be doing.
@slimjim4239
@slimjim4239 7 ай бұрын
have a series of cards answering the obvious questions - that would be amusing
@bhairavi-maa
@bhairavi-maa 7 ай бұрын
"you know, you know, you know" PJ knows but you don't. You know? 😂
@bryanlewis2044
@bryanlewis2044 7 ай бұрын
PJ, I have told you before. YOUR does NOT mean YOU ARE
@thetryingscotsman4065
@thetryingscotsman4065 7 ай бұрын
Don't think that guy was the full shilling to be honest, just trying his best.
@kenburt9696
@kenburt9696 7 ай бұрын
He's obviously not the full shilling, bless him. he should not be employed here.
@pizzagateisreal
@pizzagateisreal 7 ай бұрын
What video have a seen him on before? Ive seen another auditor interact with him before
@Doctortigger-m1b
@Doctortigger-m1b 7 ай бұрын
It was Stingray where anything could happen in the next hlf hour!!
@TallSilentGuy
@TallSilentGuy 7 ай бұрын
It would have been great if you had replied to every "Y'know" with "No, I don't know"; at least up until you ran out breath.
@ronprince1478
@ronprince1478 7 ай бұрын
@14.00 we believe the manager is the tooth fairy, if we are going of what we believe 🤔😉😏
@bashkillszombies
@bashkillszombies 7 ай бұрын
It's either a publicly listed company, or a publicly trading business, either way public is in the very definition.
@EricCacti
@EricCacti 7 ай бұрын
the link you put in the description doesn't work
@AlanJames-r3p
@AlanJames-r3p 7 ай бұрын
If any one broke in there he’d still be standing at the barrier saying ‘You know,you know’ when they’d cleared the place out and were miles away. You know.😊
@goodyeoman4534
@goodyeoman4534 7 ай бұрын
"I'm here to help the company." That's what a crawling jobsworth sounds like.
@kennyw218
@kennyw218 7 ай бұрын
Apparently I worked in a factory back in 1990 a guy used come take broken pallets seems fixing them there worth a lot money lol
@Ela167
@Ela167 7 ай бұрын
A pair of muppets.
@DougCarr-rk7dc
@DougCarr-rk7dc 7 ай бұрын
I know
@davidfletcher5
@davidfletcher5 7 ай бұрын
He knows….you know. I say that without fear of contraception.
@kevinwoodey5978
@kevinwoodey5978 7 ай бұрын
thanks pete, was so funny
@josephrankin9406
@josephrankin9406 7 ай бұрын
Not "technically" ... legally ... it's a condition for having the licence.
@simondalzell5635
@simondalzell5635 7 ай бұрын
In the late 70's My Economics Teacher, God Bless her used to say '' You know'' just about every sentence. We used to count how many in a 35 minute lesson to ease the boredom. I think the record was 74' , This bloke would go close you know.
@lynnblackburn2720
@lynnblackburn2720 7 ай бұрын
He was just rambling on and on 😂
@annbest9218
@annbest9218 7 ай бұрын
Omg again!😂
@dodgepod123
@dodgepod123 7 ай бұрын
How many times can you insert "you know" into a conversation? I counted 34 but may have missed a few. That bloke isn't the brightest bulb on the christmas tree. B3llend for certain.
@rvk8991
@rvk8991 7 ай бұрын
i love this guy.
@johnbarrettithinkheinvente4638
@johnbarrettithinkheinvente4638 7 ай бұрын
As an ex doorman of 20+ years a few years ago before the SIA badge came in this is the standard of security you get ye no ye no
@kevinthegerbil2708
@kevinthegerbil2708 7 ай бұрын
You know, you know
@mrj.juneau
@mrj.juneau 7 ай бұрын
The link to the Original video is the wrong link. This is the link to your studio video, not the KZbin video. We can't see it
@andressanchez4517
@andressanchez4517 7 ай бұрын
Tempting to do a 'you know' count...but there again not!
@annbest9218
@annbest9218 7 ай бұрын
Pouring in Glasgow, send some sun please?😅
@djvj2ert
@djvj2ert 7 ай бұрын
I think what everyone wants to know is did you know after all that?
@thehouseholder5468
@thehouseholder5468 7 ай бұрын
Not allowed.. you know 😂
@archstanton5603
@archstanton5603 7 ай бұрын
Just wondering if he has gained the nickname *_'You Know'_* amongst his colleagues?
@gregtaylor6146
@gregtaylor6146 7 ай бұрын
10:57 - Stingray! 😄
@tonykav5176
@tonykav5176 7 ай бұрын
Does phil think hes the police
@nocommentz8178
@nocommentz8178 7 ай бұрын
Your original video link is wrong...
@calpsy
@calpsy 7 ай бұрын
I remember this absolute weapon the 1st time. Surely hes unemployed by now ? ?
@gungamesbros4409
@gungamesbros4409 7 ай бұрын
Love your confidence keep it up.
@TallBoy-vf3tt
@TallBoy-vf3tt 7 ай бұрын
I would pay to see that security bloke speed dating……just imagine 😂😂🙈
@niccolamachiavelli8094
@niccolamachiavelli8094 7 ай бұрын
I wonder if Google Maps obtained their permission to fly the satellite of their property?
@garethwood3474
@garethwood3474 7 ай бұрын
So say PJ did ask and was granted permission to film what's to stop him casing the joint anyway. He would erase all footage on his drone and camera after doing the deed so be in the clear and the fact they have your image proves nothing in law, and they've given permission anyway. You Know
@kevinmulligan9055
@kevinmulligan9055 7 ай бұрын
This video about 2 years old.
@richardpaquette8429
@richardpaquette8429 7 ай бұрын
My reaction. You're is a contraction of the phrase you are, as in... You're welcome or You're my best friend. Your is a possessive adjective, as in your house or your car. Come to this country by way of Dover and don't speak the language?
@peterallen2904
@peterallen2904 7 ай бұрын
You know, you know, you know!!!!
@alunrees6403
@alunrees6403 7 ай бұрын
Not ThunderBirds ... FFS ... Stingray.....hhhhHahahahhahahahhahahah
@TC-qd1zw
@TC-qd1zw 7 ай бұрын
Watch the Birds as they fly over. People are a poor result for adults. What are they doing illegally they do want people to see.
@markc7440
@markc7440 6 ай бұрын
Not legally security though, no blue SIA licence on display.
@misterchippie
@misterchippie 7 ай бұрын
He reminds me of Ken Barlow
@JL-rx6hl
@JL-rx6hl 7 ай бұрын
Why would you fly a drone without a camera???
@michaelglass1911
@michaelglass1911 7 ай бұрын
Why am I reminded of Rain Man, all of a sudden,
@rdsparttimeDroneflights
@rdsparttimeDroneflights 6 ай бұрын
I wonder how he communicates with his wife you know you know he just shows he doesn't know what he's talking about when he gets stuck then says just go away
@Allaboutragnarinthevan
@Allaboutragnarinthevan 7 ай бұрын
P j you just made me choke on my cider you know you know
@chrisb4504
@chrisb4504 7 ай бұрын
Seaside Lake? You know 😂😂
@tonykav5176
@tonykav5176 7 ай бұрын
Who the f### does maintanace man think he is asking a member of the public 4 ID
@salopian4037
@salopian4037 7 ай бұрын
This PJ character, like the rest of these frauditors, is a public menace.
@TallSilentGuy
@TallSilentGuy 7 ай бұрын
You keep using that word "frauditors". Perhaps you would care to explain exactly where the "fraud" element lies? We'll wait...
@salopian4037
@salopian4037 7 ай бұрын
@@TallSilentGuy Auditing is the systematic inspection of company or procedural activities, usually financial. These characters are auditing nothing, just trying to provoke a reaction to get views.
@TallSilentGuy
@TallSilentGuy 7 ай бұрын
@@salopian4037 LOL It sounds like the thing they deliver is actually BETTER than what the original meaning of the word suggests! 😂
@michaelkeohane9018
@michaelkeohane9018 7 ай бұрын
You know 😂
@_Why_123
@_Why_123 7 ай бұрын
🤔hmmm... I personally think that this security-guard is a really nice bloke!! ... OK, so obviously this may not be the job he's going to be happy doing, however, he's not all full of himself and aggressive, as most are, he seems genuinely upset that anyone would ever find that filming the place he's working at could actually be of any interest to anyone!! 😮... Good for him, because, you know, he's actually quite right!! 👍🤪 ... Oh, and his boss also seems like a very reasonable and polite bloke! ... Just let them get on with it!! 👍
@charlieh4485
@charlieh4485 7 ай бұрын
Googling it looks as though the company has recently gone bust.
@PJAudits
@PJAudits 7 ай бұрын
Again lol
@kristieleo1982
@kristieleo1982 5 ай бұрын
You know... you know... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@juliekulatunga4188
@juliekulatunga4188 7 ай бұрын
you know 🤣🤣🤣
@derekhallows9479
@derekhallows9479 7 ай бұрын
Anything can happen in the next half hour, that's stingray..
@jaggass
@jaggass 7 ай бұрын
Relax people its just a camera.
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