MY SURVIVOR AUDITION

What else should I do with this new lease on life other than create fake auditions for reality competition shows!?!?
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[@ldrluvr444]

“I can only do puzzles if no one is looking at me or thinking about me” is my life described in one sentence 🙌

[@lyndsyrae]

Same. I feel that way about taking pills too for some reason. I have to leave the room because the pressure is too much, but for no reason at all.

[@christophereric4]

“I watch Survivor every week.. but I’m not like, super into it” took me OUT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@artsytype]

Got me so hard!!!😂😂😂

[@JamesObert]

You and Mamrie on the Amazing Race would be epic.

[@mione134]

Speak this into existence!!! They really would be.

[@paperenoch]

my god simply the thought of this TToTT

[@Nmbr1fan]

It's all I want! 😄

[@samilois2967]

Oh no, now I think Survivor should have a Cancer season where all the contestants are cancer survivors, and if they don't do that it must be because they Love Cancer

[@itsgrace]

lol that's actually not a bad idea!

[@CasinoandmoreASMR]

I literally pitched this in my survivor audition as a young cancer survivor!

[@xrockstar27]

Please, please, please actually submit this😂😂😂

[@itsgrace]

lol i simply can't i would be truly, ruthlessly AWFUL

[@xrockstar27]

Idk, think you have the social skills to not be the dreaded first to go.

[@mione134]

​@@itsgraceyou have the social skills to win Grace!!!

[@PaigeA6741]

@@itsgracebut it would be GREAT tv

[@Tennischick2207]

The funny thing is as awesome as this audition tape is, she’d probably be picked. Which I’d love to see, but it sounds like she doesn’t actually want to play, as amazing as she’d be. ❤

[@thetinycauldron2028]

"You better be ready to throw a funeral for my butt because I'm DEAD ASS." Slap that one on a t-shirt, Helbig. It's gold.

[@o0Theresa0o]

"please don't pick me - I don't want to go!" 🤣

[@purpleamber1]

And this is why I've been subscribed for 15 years. Hilarious Helbig over here, "Awooga!" 😂

[@EnigmaDave]

OMG. I go back to the pre MDC days, but never counted up the years! Yikes!!!

[@Aelffwynn]

​@@EnigmaDave lol same I'm scared

[@csavage00]

GRACE!! make a drag race audition tape!!!!

[@peterwall9999]

i second this lol

[@itsgrace]

🤔ohhhhh

[@ashes6924]

A SERIES!@@itsgrace

[@PfreshLim]

@@itsgrace Yes please!! A series called "GRACE'S REALITY ODDITIONS!!"

[@rinforthewin-ks1vk]

This exudes 2014 Grace Helbig energy and I love it.

[@SooberYooberToober]

It was as soon as she began to walk up the stair for the third time that I had the thought, "Man, I really appreciate these repetitive scenes." Seeing you at the top of the stairs for those few frames, out of breath (2:36), I let out a laugh that I hadn't laughed for quite some time: just one unanticipated, explosive HA.

[@itsgrace]

love to hear that!

[@sdgfasdf7831]

I feel like being the first contestant to ever quit the show before the first vote would be a pretty great title to hold. You got this, girl!!!

[@sarahh5888]

The second walk up the stairs got me 😂😂😂😂

[@kyleannen731]

Then the third!

[@charlottemassimillo]

"please don't pick me, I don't want to go" about did me in 😂😂😂😂

[@bannewanne]

😂😂 I love that Grace is back and somehow even funnier and sillier now?????? Enjoyed this video so good damn much.

[@banana_jag8325]

Look at our girl!! She is THRIVING 👏🏻👏🏻

[@raushelle]

I really enjoyed the fact that Grace pointed to herself when she said "you" and then to the camera when she said "me". That's just good stuff

[@carlygaeth314]

“I break out into stress hives if I experience any emotion that isn’t radically neutral” THIS

[@carlygaeth314]

also “GOT MILK?” took me OUT

[@JRSiebz]

She did so many takes going up those stairs that she must now have calves of steel.

[@bobamaden]

"PLEASE DON'T PICK ME. I DON'T WANT TO GO." Good lord she would be so fun to watch on Survivor.

[@mommyteacher2961]

BEST audition video ever!!!!! Can't tell you which part was my favorite because I loved it all from the "me to you" with the opposite pointing, the Uncle Joey almost accurate reference, b-b-b-b-bacon, how you give yourself pink eye, and that GIGANTIC red book!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thanks for making me laugh, Grace!

[@pineapplegreg]

Mari Takahashi (from Smosh) was on season 33, I would love Grace to be next xD

[@rustyphantasm]

This was 10-10-10 across the board!!!!!!! OMG Helbig, this was genius and brought me so many laughs and so much joy!!

[@elena0691elena0691]

Ahhh The Red Book! I have it too (Art Historian here), it's beautiful and heavy, glad to see the beast workouts are paying off! 💪❤

[@imstuman]

The stair climb and out of camera walk 😂😂😂

[@wickedly4]

"Please don't pick me! I don't want to go!" as an ending is absolutely perfect

[@mikeymad]

The best of Grace in a nutshell -- Winner of all seasons... -- cheers

[@bekahkurz]

Throw a funeral for my butt because I'm dead-ass 🤣🤣🤣

[@gracehopps6267]

"and i've only gotten food poisoning from oysters once. violently, on new year's eve." that's just a life well-lived, honestly.

[@coreyphoenix9356]

No Real World Experience?! I do believe you and Mamrie traveled the U.S. and sipped Vodka on a Glacier! You guys conquered Segways and an 80's Swedish Pop Esthetic Montage. No Experience?! OVER QUALIFIED is more like it!

[@bjmurray1842]

This is the best thing I've ever seen you do. Please submit! Who knows, doors (or huts) might open

[@Blogger521]

Very cool, I’m glad Grace is healthy and I think we’ve found our latest contestant. Well done!

[@lorrainethomas241]

But seriously. Best.Audition.Ever.

[@eisnerloverr1025]

This wrecked me lmao I want survivor audition tapes to be the next viral trend

[@sweetness371]

I seem to remember that you went camping in a vlog one time. So... you've got this!

[@MaryE171]

I can't pick a favorite moment! They're all hilarious!

[@lavenderhaze...]

😂 HILARIOUS. Incredible work

[@iAngela1511]

Crazy Helbig has been revived. You're totally going to get (not) picked!😂

[@ChrisConwayinthestudio]

So glad to hear you are feeling better. "Dead Ass" ha ha

[@YayForBoo]

This is sooooo fkg good. I was dying from start to finish. Chef’s kiss.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alisaishere]

Hell yeah, Helbig! is what our shirts will say while we watch you get picked and then leave after the first hour on the island. I have totally faith in you. And I bet that hour is really tough.

[@mgr828]

Taking a breathe on the stairs is so real! Like I do this all day but then that 1 time takes it out of me😂

[@leahwestendorf4200]

This performance deserves so many awards. A true masterpiece🫡

[@birdo_for_6]

that “got milk?” part really got me 😂

[@Octobris]

THE WAY I GASPED. I would LOVE TO SEE YOU ON SURVIVOR ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

[@TheMissHooligan]

OMG!!! GRACE! LMFAO.. You are a riot! I'm losing it over this.. hahahahahahahahahaha

[@musicgirl35911]

You have to be so careful Grace I feel like this could get you chosen

[@ciscoponch67]

Here's a couple more "Island" ideas... 1. The Island of Dr. Moreau 2. The Island with Ewan McGreggor 3. Giligan's Isle (technically an island) 4. China Syndrom (really about 3 mile island) nope don't touch that with a ten foot pole 😮 I love you, Grace!!! You rock! And I quote Sheriff Brody, from Jaws, "It's only an island if you're on a boat!"???? 😮

[@BHNative]

It would be hilarious if Grace actually got in. All these years and her humor is still spot on.

[@nwgreen7833]

Grace, your talent/gift as an awesome writer shines! (Send the video, worst that could happen is you get selected)

[@Bldhrt2]

The actress in you is SHINING!!!! 😹😹🥰💃🏿🥂

[@zfischer05]

I'm not a big Survivor fan, so I think you should audition for Drag Race! You would slay the house down boots mamaw, halleloo, yaaasss gawd, okurrrr, *toung pop*!!! It's also much less likely that you'll starve to death or be crushed by falling coconuts!

[@RachelDavis705]

Hahahahaha. You on Survivor would be the only thing that could get me back into watching that show. I hope this becomes real!

[@ChyAF]

The ending 🤣🤣🤣 I can't! That's me af especially when people try to make plans with me. Love you Grace! 🩷💜

[@sorenbruns5541]

Love it 🙂 I'm here for the absolutely unhinged catchphrases 😄And by the by, that Jung edition is a serious flex. You need the weight training just to read that thing.

[@JessicaR-IDK]

"Got milk?" got me good

[@di3giKx]

OMG OMG OMG STOP!!! Yall aren’t really doing this! Holy shit omg!! Also please can we have the Hotdog Makeup Challenge Video? It’s been gone forever and I miss it so much

[@ericryanyawl9401]

All I could think of this whole time is how gorgeous her house is.

[@david-w7e7g]

Getting your hands so dirty gave yourself pink eye?! 😂 Hell of a good line! You're the best Grace! ❤

[@ShepherdsAmelia]

This was brilliant I'm obsessed with this 5 thousand stars 😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏

[@davetoms1]

Is that my hero WEIRD AL on the shelf behind you?! You cannot disappoint Weird Al. Literally, you can't. He'll support you whether you get chosen to participate and win, wash out in the first episode, or don't even get picked to go on the show at all. Because our man Al believes in you. You should believe in you, too.

[@mystichlo]

"I break out into stress hives if I experience any emotion that isn't radically neutral" LMAO ME

[@jessicah1688]

Uncle Joey with the hand gestures LMAO

[@Bayliemcnally]

“You better throw a funeral for my butt” 💀😂

[@totowashere]

Ahaha the talking whilst lifting weights😂

[@likeasandwhichbutnot]

Thank you for scooping this out of your brain for us ❤️❤️

[@Foo007]

I’m pretty sure Grace just won the Internet.

[@vincyagain]

I'm so happy grace is enjoying making videos again this is life changing for me fr

[@Kate-J]

No but hear me out.... the Amazon Race! I would be 100% tuned in

[@notamberp]

I thought this was serious for a minute and I almost passed out from a sudden increase of serotonin 😅 love it here lol

[@TurtleStormer]

If I could play survivor with Grace I wouldn’t even need the million

[@Jakegemini]

It’s clear we need a Mob Wives audition tape, when I think Mob Wife, I think Grace Helbig

[@sallyparker11]

I’m just imagining Grace in a stray chat, completely stressing

[@IosStar]

You're so in!! well gg Helbig looool. Happy to see you happy

[@kelseyontheinternet]

I love you Grace, literally never change. 🖤🙌🏻✨

[@rdoriog]

this shold be real so hard lol. happy to see you well

[@juliebee6548]

"Please don't pick me. I don't want to go." Helbig you make me giggle so much. Keep being you!

[@kengelina]

Survivor Casting Director: “Sold! We’ll see you next season.”

[@aiasiawilliams9366]

Girl! You look GOOD! I’m so glad you feel good you definitely look it!

[@itsgrace]

thank you!!

[@BillysFingers]

If personality was a survival trait, then you'd be the world champion survivor!... you should definitely submit the video, it's awesome! :)

[@artbencomo]

Honestly Grace... You've never made me laugh so heartedly more so in the past than more so now... I can't stop laughing. This was BRILLIANT!!! to say the least. You're awesome in so many ways that I bet you don't even know. lmfao I hope they put you on, because you're going to make the audience laugh. Universe Speed young one.

[@Hjg936]

YOUR SHIRT!!!!! I NEED ONE

[@chloemarie7069]

This is it. The best video on the internet.

[@StrBerrYHeD]

Ah, so glad you are feeling better!! ❤❤❤

[@marcopolo2874]

You could do Real Housewives Survivor. Roughing it in Beverly Hills luxury while pretending to struggle.

[@megan1026]

every time i watch survivor i like to mentally play the game as IF i could last one single day without drowning and or having a mental breakdown. like i would be horrible at it but i want to be the person who could be good at it

[@Me110Be110]

grace i love when you say a lot of things and whoo boy do you be saying them here

[@lindsay3375]

I love sketch Grace, this made my night

[@dgrimescomedy]

The copy of Black and White and Weird All Over in the background... heck yeah!

[@soupdemon07]

i just know jeff would pick you as the personality hire 🤣

[@LisEibh]

Incredible. Sensational. You're in! 😎

[@ElizabethNicoleSchwartz]

I know this is a joke, but you'd be amazing. I would actually sit through a season of Survivor for the first time ever. Just like I sat through two seasons of The Amazing Race for the first time when Tyler Oakley did it twice.

[@NosManJr]

Okay! This is getting pretty serious! But seriously I'm so Sirius XM

[@KattReen]

This is very good, Grace. You should audition for more things you'd never want to be on!

[@arualstarr]

Your shirt alone is hilarious for this audition 😂

[@thegmanpaints]

I really hope Jeff's just scouring for tapes on KZbin and finds this one .

[@xrockstar27]

I tried out too! For the Fourth time🤞🏻 it’s your second episode of the week that renewed my interest

[@vincyagain]

OH MY GOD SCREAMED AT THIS NOTIFICATION LMAO

[@colbinicole561]

My favorite part is the never ending stairs!

[@KBTibbs]

It feels like you don't want to go, but still created the strongest audition tape in existence.