The Guv asked his audience at the Edinburgh Festival to name a country so show when we defeated them.
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@friedrich54854 жыл бұрын
When the history teacher gets drunk at school prom.
@ragelynsb65374 жыл бұрын
Brilliant comment
@Breadhead214 жыл бұрын
You win
@wokeartist12404 жыл бұрын
We've all been there
@john62914 жыл бұрын
haha.. was thinking Smithy and pub quiz..
@CN-wt2bj4 жыл бұрын
This comedian is so punchable.
@samliedtke5784 жыл бұрын
“What language do they speak in Peru?” “Portuguese” “no Spanish” “oh”
@lidiasoares49394 жыл бұрын
Normally ppl don't know that in South America have a country that speak Portuguese, I very impressed someone say it
@samliedtke5784 жыл бұрын
Lidia Soares I thought it was common knowledge
@betsyduane34614 жыл бұрын
@@lidiasoares4939 Rio De Janeiro used to be the capital of the Portuguese empire at one point.
@lidiasoares49394 жыл бұрын
@@betsyduane3461 i know that.
@juliushakala51484 жыл бұрын
@@lidiasoares4939 everybody who knows history knows that South American countries speak Portugese or Spanish
@numericbin9983 Жыл бұрын
Al Murray is the definition of a man of culture plus a touch of humor. The result is fantastic. You learn while laughing
@iim4xii129 Жыл бұрын
Just a "touch" of humour? Come on...
@alluringvoice70818 ай бұрын
Would a fondle of humour be preferable?
@olymak7 ай бұрын
You learn LOL you laugh more likely LOL
@AkuraTheAwesome6 ай бұрын
He's an extremely intelligent man who portrays himself as deceptively simple. The idea of a working-class accented nutter who can talk at length like a tenured professor is comedic genius.
@lebordeldeG2L5 ай бұрын
He made some mistakes though. Uganda wasn't a German colony but a Bri'ish protectorate since 1894. He thought about Tanzania I guess.
@cald14219 ай бұрын
The Brits really did look at the world and go “I’ll have that.”
@thesandwich53217 ай бұрын
Is that a blue tudor rose I see as your profile pic?
@cald14217 ай бұрын
@@thesandwich5321 nope. White lotus flower. I respect all nations cause I ain’t no bitch
@thesandwich53217 ай бұрын
@@cald1421you sound just like my mate! Love that for ya
@sombraarthur7 ай бұрын
And yet, Brazil and Mongolia had never a war against England. Brazil and Mongolia are two countries that won every war they fought.
@bootlegpete79847 ай бұрын
@@sombraarthurBrazil speaks Portuguese for a reason, those lands were conquered centuries ago, and the Japanese constantly whooped and repelled the Mongolians time after time.
@sci-figameguy82413 жыл бұрын
“Being an ally of ours counts as losing to us” LOL
@theevilascotcompany92553 жыл бұрын
As Canadians, the Queen and eventually Prince Charles is our head of state. Yes, that counts as losing to England.
@TheIceman5673 жыл бұрын
The Evil Ascot Company are you for a republic?
@theevilascotcompany92553 жыл бұрын
@@TheIceman567 I don't relish having to carry King Charles' face in my back pocket for a couple of decades.
@TheIceman5673 жыл бұрын
The Evil Ascot Company yeah I agree I think Canadians should have the vote on the matter.
@YourVintageStick3 жыл бұрын
So that sums up the entire commonwealths of the UK
@nuclearnadal48694 жыл бұрын
They’ve even defeated England. The English Civil War. Absolute madlads!
@roadhouse69994 жыл бұрын
I heard the joke that everyone hates America because America defeated them in a war at some point. That includes Americans who hate their own country.
@zachhaskell16494 жыл бұрын
@@roadhouse6999 us Americans fought to separate from Britain but just did everything they did afterwards besides the king and queen stuff
@wallywheezer82564 жыл бұрын
Sherman Rod Don’t forget the War of the Roses
@olorinmagus44794 жыл бұрын
Sherman Rod which one?
@olorinmagus44794 жыл бұрын
zach haskell no, not really
@Deathst4lker10 ай бұрын
This performance is world class - fantastic historical knowledge coupled with great comedy. Love it!
@johnnotrealname81685 ай бұрын
He gets a couple things wrong actually.
@Dandodod1 Жыл бұрын
His mind is amazing. So much knowledge. And he makes it fun. Teachers should take note.
@thenoobyblock12083 ай бұрын
Although the bit about the division of South America was a bunch of mumbo jumbo. Got the years and the names completely wrong.
@stephenwaller4231Ай бұрын
No.....teachers should be accurate and factual..... nothing more, nothing less Stick to the facts.
@Koiler84 жыл бұрын
What he’s saying is that the British don’t count the losses.
@benblatz85584 жыл бұрын
Yeah royal family is from Normandy
@scholaroftheworldalternatehist4 жыл бұрын
@@benblatz8558 i thought they were descended from German royals?
@kieranbennett74534 жыл бұрын
The first true royal family of england that we count was William 1, who was from Normandy. The current royal family descend from Germans, however, which i believe started as a relative of Prince Albert? Not too sure about where the current family started Edit: did some research. George V was the grandson of Prince Albert, with George VI being V's son and Elizabeth's Father
@thanoschin71064 жыл бұрын
No it’s cos nobody dares go against us >:)
@mindofGOAT4 жыл бұрын
@@tjdunne7349 yet we still got a part of their country
@ezzyy11474 жыл бұрын
This is the guy who started Brexit
@depressedpotato49154 жыл бұрын
B R U H
@ibuprofen-noodles4 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna tell my children this was Nigel Farage
@Lady_Maria-20074 жыл бұрын
EzzYy We have now defeated almost all of europe without even having to visit them.
@vanillaicecream23854 жыл бұрын
if you create a country out of thin fucking air you've won, well if you create an argument like that out of thin fucking air you've lost
@dank28048 ай бұрын
This guy can spin anything into a positive. I'd like him to live rent free in my head 😂
@stephenwaller4231Ай бұрын
He does.....dumbass.
@brodozer251511 ай бұрын
I died when she said "norway" and he went straight for the juggular, thats the funniest stuff ive heard in a while xD
@johnnotrealname81685 ай бұрын
He is correct but England did beat Denmark which had a Personal Union with Norway.
@Zer0_Flowers3 жыл бұрын
“I think if you create a country out of thin-fuckin’ air, you’ve won” The best sentence ever!
@Cryscorde3 жыл бұрын
I had a “this part happened as I scrolled past this comment” moment.
@Nordmore683 жыл бұрын
@@Cryscorde Yehh? Yehh! 😄
@alextunneyware3 жыл бұрын
@@Cryscorde same thing just happened to me
@T3ki1a_3 жыл бұрын
Even tho it's reducing a bit for what history really is. It's still hilarious
@HoloTheDrunk3 жыл бұрын
The only thought that popped in my head was "oh no not [current world event]"
@bluedreamkush23924 жыл бұрын
This man literally told us that they defeated America by losing to them.
@Ruzaraneh4 жыл бұрын
They needed US independence for upcoming 200 year later to help win the fight againts german... so yeah.. in the end they are winning...
@aaronvargas25504 жыл бұрын
It's just a joke but ya didnt make sense lmao
@marciaosullivan32004 жыл бұрын
1812-1814
@honoraryanglo29294 жыл бұрын
Well from a certain point of view...
@targitausrithux23204 жыл бұрын
Marcia Osullivan Ehhh.... not really a victory
@youvebeengreeked7 ай бұрын
*Enters pub* _"The British did it better."_ *Doesn't elaborate any further* *Leaves*
@jules2635 ай бұрын
Brilliant. Knowledge of British history is unparalleled, even with a pint in his hand 😂
@dsong004 жыл бұрын
People taking this too seriously, he's obviously playing the part of an overly cocky brit that's gonna spin anything into a win
@tb43224 жыл бұрын
So a regular brit?
@donnythedealer25714 жыл бұрын
I call my self a Brit and I’m from Glasgow
@standingoffthecorner4 жыл бұрын
Theres just Brits and aggressive Brits lol
@dsong004 жыл бұрын
@Bryan McDade anyone who's so much as glanced at a wiki page will know this. Same thing very much goes for what you call "Americans," yet the comedy act is still very much based on the caricature of a cocky "brit" - oversimplified and overexaggerated.
@shadowninja9584 жыл бұрын
Bryan McDade y’all gonna be brits to me so long as every time the name Britain or England are mentioned in any sentence the first assumption is that it’s just us “stupid Americans” not knowing the difference or getting our facts wrong I’m gonna keep broadly referring to people living in the country as brits.
@Bobobo-bo-bo-bobobo4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Historians when they get drunk at a party:
@jackj98164 жыл бұрын
This is me haha
@ComradeHellas4 жыл бұрын
Count me in
@ghost_11534 жыл бұрын
This joke is so original that i saw it 2 comments up
@Alteroxx9544 жыл бұрын
Adding the ,,Nobody,, was unneccesary
@majav15mg4 жыл бұрын
Fuck this meme back to hell.
@michaeldavison9808 Жыл бұрын
Anyone who likes Al Murray's work might enjoy his podcast - 'we have ways of making you talk' about WWII on which I believe he wrote his doctorate and made a TV series.
@user-py2nw8bp1i9 ай бұрын
POV: the history teacher forgets it’s a school night and does 4 lines of crack at 2 am
@ryanhasmanners99974 жыл бұрын
Comedian: *makes joke* Americans: TF DID YOU JUST SAY
@Left4Red4 жыл бұрын
Ryanhasmanners nobody is saying that
@Neon-zq5of4 жыл бұрын
No one here has said that
@Andrew-re8hz4 жыл бұрын
No one asked
@ryanhasmanners99974 жыл бұрын
Lotus Gang , except they are, I’m not exactly ganna post something for no reason, of course there are people that have said that
@ryanhasmanners99974 жыл бұрын
Neon except they are, I’m not exactly ganna post something for no reason, of course there are people that have said that
@Ryguy728003 жыл бұрын
"Japan" "We got the yanks to do it for us" Lmao
@NorthCamZ3 жыл бұрын
Well tbf the brits were fighting Japan using their navy in the Pacific
@problemistatist3 жыл бұрын
The nuclear bombs that were dropped on hiroshima and Nagasaki were originally slated to be dropped my royal airforce planes. The us had to rush to design a whole new plane to carry the bombs and were not ready to do so until the last minute. In the end they were merely escorted by the raf. The us president felt it would be a matter of prestige to be dropping the bombs. But it was very much in collaboration with British scientist and military planners that that terminal end to the Japanese war effort came about.
@problemistatist3 жыл бұрын
@ALSO-RAN ! The history of the black lancasters and the development of B29 can be seen here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/a4m7aqOqeLOjn80
@problemistatist3 жыл бұрын
@ALSO-RAN ! The idea of cutting out the main support strut and redesigning the structure of the plane itself to be able to carry these bombs is a little more than retrofitting them. We can agree that the B29 was already in production, but it evidently had not been designed with the secret Los Alamos projects in mind.I Also believe that the American insistence on their own plane was in part an effort to ensure they had the unilateral capability to strike with the new weapon as often as they saw fit.
@theidiot54963 жыл бұрын
@@problemistatist the reasons Japan surrendered was cause of the ussr entering the war and not cause of the bomb the Japanese wouldn't care if the Americans dropped the and American did almost all fighting in the Pacific and asia with the exception of burma china and manchuria
@FredrickDouglass69 Жыл бұрын
He needs to bring out a book where he gos through every country in alphabetical order.
@jonschannel6266 Жыл бұрын
Absolute sense with comedy al is one of the best ever to do comedy seen him live twice
@justanmr29734 жыл бұрын
Random dude: Poland This guy: WE SOLD THEM
@xernax18414 жыл бұрын
Explain.
@usaball91904 жыл бұрын
When Poland got invaded, the French and the British merely declaring war, then hunker down to protect their own land in the defensive line instead of attacking. Which they could easily do given that Germany moves most of the army’s division to Poland at that time.
@alexanderthegreat4454 жыл бұрын
slavboi No, he simply couldn’t do anything about. It would have risked the Treaty and the and it was miles from the nearest Western authority. It was the only thing Churchill didn’t sit well with in the Treaty.
@ryszardkaczmarczyk24714 жыл бұрын
They defeated the Duchy of Warsaw though
@MaximusVA_4 жыл бұрын
@@xernax1841 After WW2 had ended (with the unconditional surrender of the Wehrmacht) the allies gave the control over Poland to the Soviet Union. They basically sold them off to the Soviets as what was left of the Polish population fought along the British army.
@fryingpanllama42384 жыл бұрын
The first dude is like “Germany!”, like have you never taken a history class my dude Edit: calm down dudes 6K likes is too much
@gabegabriel92884 жыл бұрын
Or he was prompting an easy answer to get him started
@andreytripleh4 жыл бұрын
Then the next 2 guys say Argentina (almost the most recent example) and France.....
@CFox.74 жыл бұрын
they are planted in the audience to set the ball rolling.
@georgecarmody87314 жыл бұрын
Frying Pan Llama do you honestly think England defeated Germany in ww2, they were absolutely demolished, But the brits still go on about Dunkirk and how fantastic they were. It was literally a mass retreat. The Americans had to step in to save them.
@Bullet-Tooth-Tony-4 жыл бұрын
@Liam C Nope.
@knighthunter17918 ай бұрын
For my Filipino bros. Just like when Al Murray said the British defeated Spain with the Battle of the Armada in 1588, The Brits defeated the Philippines through Spain, not only through the Battle of the Armada, but also when British troops and its Navy sailed from the British Raj, and took control of Manila and Cavite from Spain during the Seven Years' War, in 1762 to 1764.
@Medicalstench Жыл бұрын
Imagine if he became the new defense against the dark arts teacher
@tzo_ghoul71674 жыл бұрын
This guy studied all of history and remembered all of it
@tzo_ghoul71674 жыл бұрын
@glyn hodges I already assumed that but neet
@tzo_ghoul71674 жыл бұрын
@glyn hodges basically
@deepvibes48714 жыл бұрын
It’s only 500 years of history , have you not read a book lol
@francis33724 жыл бұрын
props on the kaneki pic my g
@tzo_ghoul71674 жыл бұрын
@@francis3372 thank you
@STDRACO7774 жыл бұрын
Wow Im more impressed by his knowledge than his jokes and thats not a insult.
@Cherryptls4 жыл бұрын
Some of them are jokes though
@shehranazim47844 жыл бұрын
He studied history at Oxford, so this stuff is his specialty
@STDRACO7774 жыл бұрын
@Scott Adam That depends do you believe handing over power back to colonies was an achievement or a determent to the morals of the people of Britain? Too many people its a thing to be proud of as its harder to give away power than to take away power after you have it.
@samshroff7414 жыл бұрын
a lot of the things he was saying were wrong but had a similar result, I.e. burkina faso was colonized by the French, the line in South America (why they speak Spanish in Peru) is called the treaty of tordesillas and was signed in 1494, not 1512, and by pope Alexander vi not pope Judas. There were some pretty impressive things in there though
@ArawnOfAnnwn4 жыл бұрын
The easiest way to beat someone like this is simply to name a country that no one knows anything about, including most historians, because they're too insignificant to take note of. Like have the Brits ever beaten Vanuatu? Maybe, maybe not. Point is he wouldn't be able to answer cos no one bothers knowing anything about Vanuatu.
@abdullahalibutler470310 ай бұрын
Clever and witty, very entertaining!
@Pilotfox1237 ай бұрын
I don't think England ever had a war against Poland, but they sure as hell let Poland down against the germans, so if he sees a lack of support as a victory i guess they won against Poland too Edit: according to google Poland and England did indeed never have a direct war with eachother, but they were at some point on opposing sides of a war and Polish troops landed on english soil and "ransacked atleast one city".
@deangreen25675 ай бұрын
England let Poland down how exactly?
@mrsentencename73343 ай бұрын
@@deangreen2567because they made a silly promise to protect them from Germany while being on the other side of Europe, thereby starting ww2, and after the war it fell into the hands of the Soviets. Can’t blame the British though, they’re not all powerful.
@deangreen25673 ай бұрын
@@mrsentencename7334 No, they didn’t. Britain (and France) made a promise to intervene and go to war with Germany should Germany launch an invasion campaign against Poland. The word ‘protect’ was never used, as Britain and France were not in a position to protect a country larger than their own, halfway across the European continent. Britain and France kept their promise, and entered the conflict as soon as Hitler turned his attention to Poland. Not to mention that the Soviet Union had invaded Poland from the other side, which only complicated the issue from the perspective of the British and French - who STILL entered the conflict to keep their promise with Poland regardless.
@Laffey993 жыл бұрын
Him: "Name a country" Me: "Mongolia" Him: *nervous sweating*
@ddc29573 жыл бұрын
I back this man to come up with a way to explain it though 😂
@pavyz4563 жыл бұрын
probably would've said 'opium war' since china ruled over mongolia at that time
@alextunneyware3 жыл бұрын
Does Scotland count?
@adamsmithintin28033 жыл бұрын
@@alextunneyware Scotland is still trying to wriggle free
@Retaliatixn3 жыл бұрын
Me : Iceland. Him : You were not supposed to do that.
@thehate25354 жыл бұрын
Let's declare the corona virus a country, so they can defeat it.
@wildaceds4 жыл бұрын
The Hate Does Coronavirus need freedom?
@thehate25354 жыл бұрын
@@wildaceds It already has freedom. The lil skrub does whatever it wants
@jed-henrywitkowski64704 жыл бұрын
Lol!
@TheSecondVersion4 жыл бұрын
UK: Declares war on virus Coronavirus: "Listen here, u little shit" (Prime Minister Boris Johnson is now severely ill from COVID-19)
@henryjansen93754 жыл бұрын
Their president is sick i see that as a loss
@Crimsrn11 ай бұрын
the amount of people who don't understand the premise of a joke.. and then proceed to name ireland, a nation we defeated for 8 centuries.
@alfredgerard7671 Жыл бұрын
Bloody GOLD. Best thing I've seen all year
@MrDHCrockett4 жыл бұрын
ᵀʰᵉʸ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵍᵒᵗ ᴱᵗʰᶦᵒᵖᶦᵃ.
@lenzschwarze4 жыл бұрын
Italy did
@bethelmesfun25444 жыл бұрын
@@lenzschwarze Italy got Eritrea, which is a separate country.
@bugofcake4 жыл бұрын
Bethel Mesfun Italy did get Ethiopia, Abyssinian Crisis 1935
@bethelmesfun25444 жыл бұрын
@@bugofcake wait you're right
@lenzschwarze4 жыл бұрын
@@bethelmesfun2544 italy got eritrea, somalia, libya and abissinia (ethiopia)
@oriontigley50894 жыл бұрын
"Canada is our ally, which is a loss for them" As a Canadian, I can't say I disagree.... 😶
@miltoska97084 жыл бұрын
I am not judging since what you mean is quite obvious ,but also keep in mind that there are sorts of people that if you say that as a Canadian will tell you you are racist and stuff like that
@oriontigley50894 жыл бұрын
@@miltoska9708 I suppose, but I mean it in jest. I mean not to offend, sorry.
@miltoska97084 жыл бұрын
@@oriontigley5089 man I'm not offended but yesterday someone argued with me for a similar reason
@RatBoyDunce4 жыл бұрын
Same but as an Australian
@nbrado4 жыл бұрын
American war of independence
@Enak1477 ай бұрын
This guy could make one of these up and I'd have no idea, he's so belivable
@skycrow95948 ай бұрын
when he got to scandanavia he dodged it real smooth
@LiamLees-md1iq5 ай бұрын
Not much to dodge to be fair. Ooooooo you think the viking invasions count. How naive.
@mitcharan67474 жыл бұрын
Why didn’t anyone say Afghanistan, he would’ve lost lmao
@thisguy46034 жыл бұрын
Nah that was just an away day
@azraelkahn18364 жыл бұрын
@Pasha Staravoitau if you have to say it like that they lost
@bumkiss4 жыл бұрын
@Pasha Staravoitau if that's the case then America didn't exactly lose in Vietnam.
@cledon.4 жыл бұрын
@Kezzban pretty sure they invaded Normandy in ww2 ;)
@someguy58154 жыл бұрын
Or America
@michaelba77914 жыл бұрын
If you can understand him without subtitles you immediately get a degree in English
@strikemanpop4 жыл бұрын
Im mexican I studied English with a scottish guy who has The most broken English in my high school and i grateful with it, i understand *EVERYTHING*
@vitaliitomas81214 жыл бұрын
Give me my degree
@mixderman24614 жыл бұрын
Really? Maybe he speaks fast but nothing difficult tbh.
@michaelba77914 жыл бұрын
@@mixderman2461 idk i had difficulties bro, also english is my second language so yeah
@enderz83984 жыл бұрын
Michael BA77 I understood him clearly and English is also my second language
@lonefoxproductions2949 ай бұрын
I need this man to defend ANY argument i have
@xythrr7 ай бұрын
"we got the yanks to do it for us" is CRAZY
@geograymon554 жыл бұрын
This guy is intoxicated and can remember the history of nations better than I can remember what my to do list is for the day.
@TwinkleNZ4 жыл бұрын
You remember you made a to do list?
@TwinkleNZ4 жыл бұрын
@yeoldebiggetee a what now?
@crapcase39854 жыл бұрын
@@TwinkleNZ .
@sadowheart76204 жыл бұрын
Hi, can anyone pleas tell me where I am?
@joshuagraham57504 жыл бұрын
Rubin Sammich hell
@andrewemery84954 жыл бұрын
He knows his history. Clever guy.
@kendee44214 жыл бұрын
Oxford graduate in History and Military History. Look on YT for his serious documentaries.
@gazhevski4 жыл бұрын
Except Uganda and Burkina Faso weren't German colonies
@andrewemery84954 жыл бұрын
@@gazhevskiHe must be thinking of neighbouring Tanzania then? So, apart from the actual facts, he knows his stuff.. 😁
@gazhevski4 жыл бұрын
@@andrewemery8495 he knows his stuff well enough to win any pubquiz
@Gumardee_coins_and_banknotes4 жыл бұрын
Never heard of a dumb comedian
@luminescentlion6 ай бұрын
They didn't even try to give him hard ones. Germany???? That one was free.
@scottnever87329 ай бұрын
my favourite video of pub landlord, Al knows his stuff
@vinito192 жыл бұрын
It's nice to see the kid from Bully grew up and became a teacher.
@peace080119872 жыл бұрын
Where is his skateboard though?
@skottcoucill83432 жыл бұрын
Mong
@skottcoucill83432 жыл бұрын
@@peace08011987 Indian
@the_clumsy_wizard89102 жыл бұрын
@@skottcoucill8343 ..... why are you saying a ethnicity?
@marilizegrobler1172 жыл бұрын
The Germans are not allowed to brag about Hitlers concentration camps why would you guys feel proud of winning a war where your forefathers murdered raped and killed 28000 children in concentration camps?
@Andrew-yl7lm4 жыл бұрын
Prepare yourself, people in the comments have been Googling furiously.
@doomkingraye76924 жыл бұрын
Oh yes
@mixtapemania67694 жыл бұрын
Haitians are the most kickass people in this whole continent. 🇭🇹🇭🇹 They just need to rise out this poverty state. It will happen
@dragzgaming3 жыл бұрын
Furiously? We know the answers already we just need to do one search for the year 😎
@Madonnalitta12 ай бұрын
@@mixtapemania6769this whole continent? You know this is the net and not some land mass?! Seriously though, how are you guys doing? I know it's not good there atm, I hope things get better.
@smilypenguin6 ай бұрын
None of this knowledge was stored in his brain it was all the power of the beer in his hand
@simongee89282 ай бұрын
Putting his claim factually, of the 193 countries listed by the UN, Britain has invaded or fought conflicts in 171 of them. That's about 93%, so he's not far off the mark.
@usaball91904 жыл бұрын
I like how he would make his case with Switzerland
@caorens4 жыл бұрын
World war 2 British, American and German fighter craft were shot down within Swiss airspace, multiple bombings of towns, forcing Switzerland to withdraw as a neutral party, thus creating the Geneva convention.
@sirknight62834 жыл бұрын
How bout the normans and the battle of Hastings
@abhishekdahikane28174 жыл бұрын
US 🇺🇲 fought war against Switzerland 🇨🇭 during WW2......
@TheRandalf904 жыл бұрын
Napolionic wars. Switzerland was an ally of France.
@frogchip64844 жыл бұрын
João Rodolfo Alves they were a puppet state that revolted, which caused napoleon to send the grand armeè to squash it which worried the European powers
@TheOrangex884 жыл бұрын
I love that when they bring up America and Canada he basically says “It didn’t count” lmao
@unovasfinest26234 жыл бұрын
USA is 1-1-0 to UK. Just saying
@zacharyfelder66044 жыл бұрын
@Zeus 2nd best country the first is sealand
@eatenjaguar98544 жыл бұрын
@@zacharyfelder6604 no the first best is petoria get your fucking facts straight
@Gabriel-re6tf4 жыл бұрын
Well they owned Canada and they have the Queen's face on their money so that's kind of a win my dude
@bcnkng4 жыл бұрын
USA is 2-0 to the UK, this man is crazy
@normalfellow11135 ай бұрын
It's always so adorable hearing a Brit say they won the WW2.
@beans000015 ай бұрын
The United Kingdom was an essential part of the allied powers?
@solemnace7 ай бұрын
*"Used to be vikings, now they're Norwegians. That's a fucking collapse, isn't it?"*
@Izaakuk4 жыл бұрын
Why are people taking this seriously? You do know he is a comedian right?
@Rex-X-Dark4 жыл бұрын
Brittan did do all this
@anenemystand55824 жыл бұрын
I think the war for penguins made that clear
@awakenow71474 жыл бұрын
This isn't that far from the truth.
@princeprocrastinate64854 жыл бұрын
A lot of sensitive insecure people who don't understand comedy around these days.
@anenemystand55824 жыл бұрын
@@princeprocrastinate6485 no mostly it's people not finding jokes funny. See if your a good comedian you'll make people laugh not boo.
@victorbaxter59733 жыл бұрын
Al Murray is a History Graduate from Oxford University plus a Doctorate. He started this act to amuse his University friends. His persona on stage is totally an act. He is completely different in real life.
@scootergrant86833 жыл бұрын
What I love is his incredible grasp of knowledge. But it was great when he was on Top Gear and ratted on about tanks with Clarkson.
@infinitydreamzz3 жыл бұрын
If he's a history major he should know the Dutch sailed through Thames all the way to London. Or how the Americans gained their independence.
@scootergrant86833 жыл бұрын
@@infinitydreamzz But he is also a comedian so he is going to use knowledge for effect and not show other sides of it just for the laugh factor.
@infinitydreamzz3 жыл бұрын
@@scootergrant8683 fair enough
@scootergrant86833 жыл бұрын
@@infinitydreamzz But you did teach me something I didn't know. I mean there are bound to be tonnes of events that people don't know of because the average person only encounters so much. Yet I never knew the Dutch sailed up the Thames.
@ZaydDepaor6 ай бұрын
He's like Damien (The Anti-Christ) in The Omen Part2 answering all the historical questions of the teacher.
@jamesBFC188716 күн бұрын
I first watched this video like 4 years ago. After now having done A Level history, its nice to be able to understand everything he's saying, and even point out some errors aha
@p.z.arnott23294 жыл бұрын
If this guy was my world history teacher, I would definitely paid more attention.
@gingerbeard72224 жыл бұрын
P.Z. Arnott you’d be to busy pissing yourself to learn anything
@lollol74 жыл бұрын
Ginger Beard Wow, your comment says a lot about our society...
@lil_nut22324 жыл бұрын
Lol Lol no you’re just a pussy
@thejman34894 жыл бұрын
I had a history teacher who was awesome. During passing period he had loud music playing. He also has either point pong, mini golf, or mini foosball to play until the period started. He was sort of a hype man and made a big deal about things when he was teaching. He had this enthusiastically serious tone of voice that made it very enjoyable to pay attention to. He was very big on class participation and sometimes we would play class games to give us a break from the usual lessons. Sometimes when he was mad he would flip desk while being very vocal about his disappointment with the class. He would then use it as a chance to teach us. Most things he did was very over the top but in a fun way. Some students were scared of him but other loved his style of teaching. I learned a lot from his class and I've never had a teacher come close to his teaching style.
@moayad804 жыл бұрын
No you wouldn't.
@thekyuwa3 жыл бұрын
Switzerland: "always been neutral" this guy: *"I'll pretend i didn't hear that"*
@gorillainabikini2663 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure Switzerland fought for France in the napoleonic wars
@keeemon44513 жыл бұрын
@@gorillainabikini266 switzerland became a sister state of the french republic so technically yeh
@jacciullo43253 жыл бұрын
Liechtenstein. The british didn't defeat them.
@wontrespond80643 жыл бұрын
@@gorillainabikini266 as mercenaries. There wasnt much switzerland(at the state it was in then, it was literally the battle ground in the french revulotionary wars: Battle pf Zürich as example) could do against cray cray Bonaparte. Btw fun fact, France(Napoleon) still has a debt in the village I come from. MF didnt pay his food
@ashandtodd3 жыл бұрын
Well, technically San Marino has always been neutral
@Jack-Wall11 ай бұрын
His book 'Command' is a fine read and well worth picking off the shelf.
@heofonfyr60006 ай бұрын
''Spanish Armada. Haven't heard from them since.'' ...except for shortly afterwoods when we went there to return the favour and got spanked
@maverick92624 жыл бұрын
He sounds like thor when screaming "another one".
@CorvusNoctem4 жыл бұрын
While playing Fortnite.
@Harshal3784 жыл бұрын
South Sudan.
@Cryscorde3 жыл бұрын
“They see that as a win, we see it as a lucky escape.” Spittin straight facts.
@spiffywolf28503 жыл бұрын
As someone who lives in America that's to true
@howdydoodilly68123 жыл бұрын
Yeah, true. If it weren’t for domestic issues and logistical problems at the time they probably would’ve won
@nikitalebedev62643 жыл бұрын
I read it exactly when he said it, lol
@theoneinthemiddle55533 жыл бұрын
Lol the war lasted a decade. They lost to colonies of scrubs and a few French troops. That's not a lucky escape. That's winning a war.
@Cryscorde3 жыл бұрын
The One In The Middle It’s a shithole. It’s a lucky escape because we don’t have to put up with it as much as we would if we still had control over it. That’s victory enough for us.
@arcticauroras9627 Жыл бұрын
History legend , ain't gonna be over nice
@madman0265 ай бұрын
Ahh yes the old days of the empire where the sun never set
@El_Guapo984 жыл бұрын
**Country minding their own business** Britain: it’s free real estate
@dragzgaming3 жыл бұрын
Hardly minding their own business. Spain and France started it first. We thought we should give them a head start
@Rhubba2 жыл бұрын
If Britain attacked you then you probably did something wrong.
@skycrafter20424 жыл бұрын
You invaded our country Uk.:do you know how little that narrows it down?
@SeriesofClu4 жыл бұрын
That’s jokes
@mondoma98614 жыл бұрын
UK really did get around
@SeriesofClu4 жыл бұрын
Will Manley we are the equivalent of “hi I’m your new neighbour”
@555gamester4 жыл бұрын
"You took everything from me" I don't even know who you are.
@howdidigethere5444 жыл бұрын
@@SeriesofClu how did you end up here go work on part 6
@mubinchowdhury3656 Жыл бұрын
I wanted this guy as my history teacer
@a.y.t.a.s.49411 ай бұрын
You need a spelling class first 😂
@inselaffe197011 ай бұрын
I'm sweating, just listening to him😂😂😂
@johngriffon21183 жыл бұрын
Highschool teachers- "You college Proffesor isnt going to be as chill as us" College history Proffesor - *spits information with a beer in his hand*
@FoxyBoxery3 жыл бұрын
True. We oftenly smoke weed with some of our professors
@griffincrump50772 жыл бұрын
College professors are straight up the most chill kinds of teachers there are* * - exceptions apply
@generationdana92 жыл бұрын
I had an algebra teacher that smelled of Bourbon 🥃 everywhere he want, it was interesting learning how to solve for X & Y while he slurred the equation..
@ronalddg936911 ай бұрын
I don't think I've ever met anyone less chill than a highschool teacher
@the21herald3 жыл бұрын
Ah, so you're a historian. Name every year.
@soonerintexas.38453 жыл бұрын
😂
@renatoimperatori52893 жыл бұрын
Oh boy, here we go.... 1(BCE) ,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17.....
@fanta-cool75323 жыл бұрын
The most underrated comment I have ever seen.
@heleneardleytaylor253 жыл бұрын
About 5 billion bce - present
@owenpalmer52813 жыл бұрын
Felisberto matador de raposa technically no, because BCE is reverse, it doesn’t start at 1
@TtotheCizzel5 ай бұрын
They lost wars to plenty of countries too
@Thegamer123425 ай бұрын
He forgets that britains fleet was annihilated after they burned the white house in the war of 1812.
@noproblem23334 жыл бұрын
Guy: Peru! Speaker: What language do they speak in Peru? Guy: pOrTUguESe
@nickchristensen89454 жыл бұрын
Ethiopia was well armed and had a ruling family, Italy used chemical weapons and superior armaments to target and destroy strategic assets and depose the monarchy
@irieite96664 жыл бұрын
@@nickchristensen8945 Yeah but what happened in the end? The Living God H.I.M. Haille Selassie was immortalized in Bob Marleys music while Mussolini was murdered by his own people.
@anonymousanonymous66574 жыл бұрын
Bruh.
@dazeen95914 жыл бұрын
@@irieite9666 I thought Mussolini hanged himself near a gas station lmao.
@maxhydekyle24254 жыл бұрын
@@nickchristensen8945 *They never got Ethiopia*
@killbynumber4 жыл бұрын
As someone thats loved beer and military history, this was porn
@johnjingleheimerschmitt93564 жыл бұрын
Taylor Baldwin don’t quit your day job then because if you believe England defeated Germany you know nothing about history lol
@ihatetrainyards48594 жыл бұрын
@@johnjingleheimerschmitt9356 What are you babbling about sir? his comment just expressed that he enjoyed the video and you had to barge in here with your riff-raff behaviour.
@rojavabashur64554 жыл бұрын
You never defeated Sweden....while we invaded you. Sweden has never been invaded....
@sniff_35124 жыл бұрын
Rojava Bashur it wasn’t Sweden it was the vikings
@rojavabashur64554 жыл бұрын
@@sniff_3512 Same thing.
@teddyawesome51978 ай бұрын
Afghanistan, Thailand and Nepal: are we jokes to you?
@theanglo-lithuanian17688 ай бұрын
Afganistan: Second ans Third Afgan war Thailand was part of the French and Japanese empires when they were defeated by the UK Anglo-Nepalese war
@AdaManny5559 ай бұрын
The one about Norway was bullshit tho’. Scandinavians still technically own their asses
@MrGilRoland4 жыл бұрын
Roman Empire called, they said they want to play this game with you.
@solid85354 жыл бұрын
british left the chat
@ethanadams11654 жыл бұрын
I think that goes along the same lines of Italians pal
@kevinbjorkman72254 жыл бұрын
@@ethanadams1165 lmao, the roman empire is not the same as modern italy.
@ethanadams11654 жыл бұрын
@@kevinbjorkman7225 the joke went right over your head didnt it?
@ryanbarth8634 жыл бұрын
Ethan Adams or it was a shitty joke
@sportsnut1984 жыл бұрын
This was impressive. The roundabout ways to victory made it even better.
@JDR-ql9xe4 жыл бұрын
sportsnut198 theirs still like 10 we have never had a war
@Theemptythroneistaken4 жыл бұрын
Paige F We would defeat them to
@JDR-ql9xe4 жыл бұрын
Darth Nihilus true
@Daveyyyyy68032 жыл бұрын
Sweden
@Daveyyyyy68032 жыл бұрын
Sweden has never lost a war to the British
@mickgof6 ай бұрын
Is there anything to be proud about defeating a country?
@ryanoneill737 Жыл бұрын
ireland? war of independence?
@joeduffy3309 Жыл бұрын
the english don't like being reminded of that one
@Crimsrn11 ай бұрын
ireland won once. we destroyed ireland for centuries prior. and the war of independence is 1 war. the video isn't saying we've never lost a war
@joeduffy330911 ай бұрын
@@Crimsrn One war? look you're clearly uneducated, stop trolling, put away the redtop and go to read a history book.
@pablodavidclavijo46094 жыл бұрын
He's actually a historian, as you could have guessed
@moneymandan62174 жыл бұрын
À
@ivanland37894 жыл бұрын
I fact-checked the startling claim "We (Great Britain/United Kingdom) have defeated every single f***ing country in the world at war." And there are 92 countries Great Britain/United Kingdom has not "defeated" "at war." I put them all into a document. docs.google.com/document/d/1634G1H18_gteDFu3nvDnCdA8lOE7S9nxt41h9iXWvd4/edit?usp=sharing
@owenmills15964 жыл бұрын
@@ivanland3789 bet your fun at parties. He is a comedian
@ivanland37894 жыл бұрын
@@owenmills1596 Yup. A comedian who was completely wrong about everything. It was a good bit tho.
@owenmills15964 жыл бұрын
@@ivanland3789 but he wasnt completely wrong. He just bent some facts to make the joke. Like war of independence, technicality we lost but he made it sound as if we won by losing. Especially with today's america
@kendee44214 жыл бұрын
To all those who dont think this is just a character Al plays, this shows the true knowledge and genius of the Oxford graduate behind the Guv'nor!
@AdastraRecordings4 жыл бұрын
His 3 part show on Germany made that very clear.
@Twirlyhead4 жыл бұрын
Genius ? I like the guy, but
@vulgarresponse70804 жыл бұрын
@British Teeth we conquered you paddies in 1169, so there Frank.
@niallmurphy49974 жыл бұрын
@@vulgarresponse7080 Yeah but the Paddies are a republic now, so that didn't last. I am a plastic Paddy myself. My parents took leave of their senses and moved to England before I was born. However I did vote to leave the EU.
@Harley_the_Sosig4 жыл бұрын
@Chris Jonhson is he a millionaire? 😂 I'm sure that's not the only thing you got wrong
@peterwesterback587511 ай бұрын
Finland 😅 we still have one of your boats on show in a museum, shot full of holes 😂
@sambradford48706 ай бұрын
And now you're being replaced in your own country, nice job.
@robertchaney27044 жыл бұрын
United States: “You call that a defeat, we call that a lucky fkn escape!” Can’t blame you there man 😂
@SpiderconPrime4 жыл бұрын
Seriously by all statistical outlooks america shouldve been wiped off the face of the earth
@donwackyaids17714 жыл бұрын
Spidercon Prime France did it
@assassin_rk424 жыл бұрын
@pinkchicken and 300,000 Continental Troops.
@assassin_rk424 жыл бұрын
@pinkchicken :3
@chiefhanlon54504 жыл бұрын
@pinkchicken and the Dutch, everyone always forgets the Dutch, they had a navy the size of France and Britain combined at the time which made it the most powerful nation in the ocean.
@Melaheidi2 жыл бұрын
I wanted someone to yell out "Iceland" so badly. The cod war was the UKs most devistating defeat, apart from the 2016 euro cup.
@suvuru2 жыл бұрын
Bro same
@andriusgimbutas37232 жыл бұрын
Iceland was occupied by UK during WW2 But if it doesn't count, than multiple Danish defeats at the time when Iceland was Danish do
@joaovitorcunha70292 жыл бұрын
The UK occupied Iceland in WW2 to prevent Germany from occupying it, ironic I know. But the point is that he would have counted this as a win for sure, since the icelandic government was against the invasion until the british set foot on the island, thats when Iceland basically did nothing to stop it.
@danielogsemen78742 жыл бұрын
Uk have defeated Iceland multiple times, cod war wasnt the only one
@scootergrant86832 жыл бұрын
I am curious to see what he would say to Mongolia.
@DarkraiDiety7 ай бұрын
Underrated this lad is.
@d-boi97857 ай бұрын
We even defeated ourselves for god's sake, we had a civil war.
@metawarp74464 жыл бұрын
"Finland!" _"Finland?_ That's a made-up cuontry!"
@a1pher4 жыл бұрын
The Soviets got their asses handed to them by the finnish, my guy.
@raskolnikov70494 жыл бұрын
@Dwarov 1 crashed and crashed. There were no economy here. We were just farmers and lumberjacks. Sometimes at the same time.
@raskolnikov70494 жыл бұрын
@Dwarov 1 ''crashed the finnish economy'' you said. I said that there was not much to crash
@raskolnikov70494 жыл бұрын
@Dwarov 1 very true
@TheSuspectOnFoot4 жыл бұрын
@Dwarov 1 30 % of economy? You mean state budget, GDP or some other measurable figure? The greatest losses in the war were blood and soil. The land loss was "only" 10% but that included the best part of Finland. The reparations actually helped us as the process required the expansion of steel industry which was one major reason the country managed to not only get back to its' pre-war stage but greatly beyond.
@pigman526gaming23 жыл бұрын
Him: name a country Me: Vietnam Him: sweats profusely
@noahpimentel93413 жыл бұрын
Vietnam was a French colony. Since the brits won against France, might aswell call it a victory for the uk
@nhanbui27073 жыл бұрын
@@noahpimentel9341 actually the French only started invading Vietnam in 1858, way after Waterloo. However; right after WW2 the Brits did land on Vietnamese soil to accept the surrender of the Japanese troops there.
@TM-bk3ok3 жыл бұрын
Vietnam was on a technicality a Japanese territory during WW2 right?
@juanpaco32263 жыл бұрын
Imagine if someone said Israel
@TM-bk3ok3 жыл бұрын
@@juanpaco3226 well on a technicality most of Israel is Palestine. And we helped Israel to invade Palestine. So according to the logic that this comedian is following you could count that.
@mullaslin35945 ай бұрын
Plundered many nations, divided many lands.
@ece21785 ай бұрын
as has every nation in history, well done
@sstevensuperbike9964 Жыл бұрын
I wish al Murray was my history teacher
@gavery50272 жыл бұрын
Being funny when you’ve got a set to deliver is one thing. Being funny when you have no idea what country you’re going to be talking about next is another level. He’s sharp.
@dmrknbld2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Britain history is full of colonialism and terrorism and this British guy tells the civilizations they have f*cked up, with a smile on his face, is funnier. more of a trajicomedy than "comedy"
@flyingdart98192 жыл бұрын
@@dmrknbld well, dark humor is a thing ya know
@lancetheking75242 жыл бұрын
@@flyingdart9819 and it's damn brilliant
@flyingdart98192 жыл бұрын
@@lancetheking7524 agree
@theguywithsomething86342 жыл бұрын
@@dmrknbld It's hardly supposed to be a deep and meaningful examination of how British influence has both positively and (mostly) negatively affected the world, it's a quick comedic bit in which he flexes his knowledge of world history to support his comedic reasoning for how the British have beaten every country in a war at some point or another.
@renni98134 жыл бұрын
Person: *names country Great Britain hasnt defeated* This guy: ah one person from that country lost to me in the card game war, so basically we have defeated them.
@alfredorotondo4 жыл бұрын
Actually butan was never been invaded in its history
@icicleman04794 жыл бұрын
He's a comedian. Keep your panties out of a bunch
@SubjectiveFunny4 жыл бұрын
He is a comic ffs...
@renni98134 жыл бұрын
@@icicleman0479 It was a joke, im really sorry I offended you.
@andrewosborn43384 жыл бұрын
I wish someone wouldve said Switzerland
@_burningshadow_80108 ай бұрын
Well then as a Dutchman I must say you might have defeated every country at least once, we scammed every country at least once.
@stevestryker8 ай бұрын
The perfect mate for phone a friend on Who Wants to be a Millionaire