Every Country England Has Invaded: Visualized

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[@powwow151]

England: "Who are you?" -"You Invaded us" England "...Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

[@cerealman2751]

"in sub-saharan Africa...?" England: still not narrow enough....

[@beerykids6703]

Oh I’m in Europe. England: _bruh_

[@brandonhenley3597]

@Celtic Revival / Adfywiad Celtaidd Ignoring what the other person said, he does mention English invasions of France and the Netherlands, and the invasions by the UK are also inherently invasions by England, as well as by Wales, Scotland, and sometimes Irish countries, just like how invasions by America are technically invasions by Wyoming and every other of the 49 states. So technically he is right.

[@quidam_surprise]

@@alphanox8326 Not really, that's just a figure of speech. These are definitely not synonyms.

[@aman123go]

Omg WTF

[@joshuabudiarto5036]

Immigration officer literally anywhere: “Occupation?” British person: “Yes! Wait no sorry force of habit ”

[@User31129]

And to think that before this I thought only "Sex?" could be hilariously answered with "Yes!"

[@Thenorthsace]

You're all big and smart behind your screens aren't you.

[@geekzombie8795]

yes

[@bruhwhat8586]

@@Thenorthsace Yes! Wait no sorry force of habit

[@the_unsilenced3138]

@@Thenorthsace I'm guessing you're salty you got invaded?

[@dr.reverse8285]

Colony: "You took everything from me" Britian: "I dont even know who you are"

[@totmgsrockxd9900]

More like, "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"

[@francescocremante3691]

0:46 Europe 4:47 Asia 7:03 Oceania 7:19 Africa 8:10 Americas

[@teamok1025]

E

[@pipoledo]

A@@teamok1025

[@tadoshka5170]

When you realize that the Aliens were speaking English in Infinity Wars, so Britain must have colonized the entire galaxy

[@kunalanand4469]

Good one

[@lawrencian]

Or us British are actually aliens

[@kube2555]

Shh, dont tell them

[@kube2555]

@@kunalanand4469 judging by ur profile pic ur not british, so u wont know our secrets.. -laughs in british-

[@thegoldengamer9315]

Oh shit

[@bencochrane6112]

If you've experienced the weather in the UK you'd understand why we wanted to go literally anywhere else.

[@SparkThaMetal]

Said by someone who never lived on the south coast

[@DarrenHoussein]

@@SparkThaMetal South coast is still shit

[@SparkThaMetal]

@@DarrenHoussein its comparable to france, its why English sparkling wine consistently outscores french champagnes

[@chatteyj]

@@SparkThaMetal I live near the south coast and the weather is just as sh*t as anywhere in the UK, its slightly milder in winter sometimes but otherwise the weather is often poor.

[@SparkThaMetal]

@@chatteyj said by someone who aint ever been up north rofl get a grip mate the difference is huge, the south is same latitude as northern france wheres the north is same latitude as denmark and norway. Let alone Scotland.

[@The_Soviet_Onion]

1800s: * exist * Random 2 meters squared island in the pacific: *Why do I hear the British anthem?*

[@m4raw121]

Philippine: ah nvm we got spain

[@ssssSTopmotion]

He

[@BH-zj1kh]

P

[@The_Soviet_Onion]

@@arolemaprarath6615 but spain was never a British colony And neither was the philipines

[@Reynning]

@@The_Soviet_Onion The Philippines is British colony, since 1762 to 1764. The occupation was an extension of the larger Seven Years' War between Britain and France, which Spain had recently entered on the side of the French. The British wanted to use Manila as an entrepôt for trade in the region, particularly with China. The Spanish agreed to deliver a ransom to the British in exchange for the city being spared from any further sacking. Aftermath. The British occupation of Manila lasted until Manila was returned to Spain according to the 1763 Treaty of Paris. News that it had been lost did not reach Spain until after the cessation of hostilities between the two powers.

[@orbracha25]

"who are you?" "you invaded me" "do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"

[@legionx4046]

Lol

[@dice7584]

You stole this comment.

[@GromHatt3r]

@@dice7584 No. He's referencing a very popular batman beyond meme....

[@orbracha25]

@@dice7584 it is possible that someone else has made this comment before me, it's a very popular meme, all i can say is i never saw anyone in this comment section referencing the meme

[@Wash3D122]

@@dice7584 Ok who cares

[@bettybunbun9664]

That wasn't even an exhaustive list- you could have added much of Antarctica, Falklands, Malta, etc. And Wales and Scotland seeing as you said England and not Britain.

[@Kakarot64.]

Right lads got some penguins to colonise let's go civilise them barbarians and introduce them to the wonders of tea and penguin bars.

[@The-Cat]

@@Kakarot64. tea wasn't a British drink it was Chinese that the Brits fell in love with.

[@damienreilly4347]

People like to think Britain is just England, especially the Welsh and Scottish, because that way they can look like victims instead of the aggressors that they also were.

[@ForburyLion]

It's worth noting that the British were not the only ones invading or colonising foreign territories, they were just better at it. The Spanish even attempted to invade Britain but the British sank the Spanish Armada... to be fair though, The British later attempted to invade Spain with an armada of their own, which was also a failure, but they don't teach that part of history in British classrooms. In fact I only learnt about that part of history today thanks to google.

[@JOHNNYBOI999]

Yes true there's so many people hating on them

[@iliketurtles5180]

They did it at a far larger scale though so they do still deserve blame. It still effects millions of people today as well, just look at Bangladesh and India and the Middle East.

[@JakeKoenig]

Yeah but Brits are white, which is why everyone always whines about "colonization, (including the dipshit who runs this channel) and doesn't talk about anyone else on Earth doing the same thing. Islam has spent the past 1400 years invading non-Muslim lands, but you won't see that on this channel.

[@Jluna16]

Nah, they just had more greed then anyone else

[@lizardtenticlez4000]

Lol “better at it” the British just aimlessly spread chaos around the world and couldn’t maintain control of anywhere. Just another war obsessed culture.

[@kaizermierkrazy6886]

Not British land: *exists* The British: ah, I see an issue here.

[@Xen_the_legend]

"And I took that personally"

[@16kashman]

OI OI OI! DO YEAOUH HAVE A LOICENSE TO REJECT MY INVASION?

[@klchai7884]

@@Xen_the_legend Anglo-Saxons' des-truc-tion of the world, human beings, human civilization, etc. is a great tra-ge-dy of human history. Their culture has created their bru-tal , gree-d y , of-fen-sive, In-va-sive behavior like the most vicious cancer cells in human body penetrating everywhere in the world, Britain, ARMerica, Australia, Canada, New Zealand etc. are their l o o t s , they are not the native there originally, their e x t r e m e acts of p l u n-d e-r i n g des-troy-ed the harmony of the world and humans which originally maintained an ecological balance in nature, they I n v a d e d more than half of the world, hundreds of millions of human beings have been k i l l e d by them during their ag-gre-ssive behavior, the cultural relics of countries lo-ot-ed and des-troy-ed are countless, the exhibits in the Great Britain Museum in London illustrate all this, but that is only the tip of the iceberg. Sadly, in the 21st century, this e x t r e m e l y u-gly human character is still prevailing and destroying the world and human being which represented and lead by the ARMerica government, it uses its powerful mi-li-ta-ry power, continue to obstruct the progress of the world and human civilization with extreme b r u t a l, s h a m e l e s s , most d I s g u s t I n g and greediest actions. It has become a major obstacle to human progress and peaceful coexistence. The Anglo-Saxons and today’s ARMerica government are useless except for op- pres-sing the world’s human right and civilization. The ARMerica government’s complete inability to deal with the current virus pandemic is an excellent proof that they are a paper tiger. They are so Incompetent, incapable in doing something good to human, they are shameless, good for nothing good except lying, rumors fabrication, demonize, blaming, pushing of responsibility to other nation or organization who is doing better than it , and all kinds of atrocities against humanity have reached the highest peak of humanity, and they are clamoring for freedom, democracy, and human rights, but the real fact is that their behavior which violation of human freedom, democracy, and human rights is the most intrusive in human history, their wanton killing of humans, extreme plundering and destruction of human civilization can no longer be repaired, and these behaviors are still continuing today. Who in the world can end this most inhumane behavior in human history? Stop it from continuing in harming the world and mankind? Yes, the rise of the great eastern civilized ancient nation will change all of this and the process and destiny of mankind, the west export only war, military power, weapon, mass slaughtering, day light killing and assassination, booming of other nation’s embassy, colonization, slave trade, demonizing, fabricating of lies and rumors, creating of fake video, blaming, organizing and leading the illegal violent activities in other country, support the illegal group of people against their nation, spying, looting and destroying of other nations’ historical and culture relics etc. etc…… , in fact, there is no end in writing out the bad things the western country did, and just opposite, the eastern great nation does not do all these things against human survival and improvement, great eastern country’s government exports only technology, construction, pandemic essential materials etc. only, and some more, it is so keen in improving the human living standard as a whole so that it planned and launch a super major project which unprecedented in human history-one belt one road, it is why it is qualified to be the biggest hi-tech entrepreneur and capitalist in the world, it is so easy to differentiate good and bad with just a simple compare..Chai from Malaysia.

[@orthodoxbelarussianopinion713]

@@klchai7884 DONT FUCKING DARE BLAME THE ANGLO-SAXONS FOR THIS. It was the fucking Normans. The Anglo-Saxons are a peaceful, friendly, familial and religious people. The Normans are the establishment, the ones you blame. They massacred Anglo-Saxons. They are the monarchy. They do the conquests, they are the globalist collaborators. The Anglo-Saxons are innocent and they only ever came to America to get away from the fucking oppressive Norman government, as they are inherently an egalitarian, tolerant people who don’t like constant war, and despise oppression.

[@orthodoxbelarussianopinion713]

@Андрей Славиков because they know secretly that they couldn’t do it themselves. They would have tried if they could but they couldn’t. Nobody could beat us, until some of us actively started wanting us to be beaten.

[@biker1238]

Job interviewer: how ambitious are you? Britain: Yes

[@jackdutton3534]

What quality comment

[@jackdutton3534]

What quality comment

[@halloweenjean]

@@jackdutton3534 but your comments say quantity over quality

[@igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142]

no u had one job and you screwed it up Job interviewer: how ambitious are you? ME: Britain

[@jajastacha3796]

@@igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142 no he didn't it was better the way he said it

[@nandarafi9788]

"So which country do you want?" England: "Yes."

[@tedcrilly46]

'are we the baddies?'

[@AKknapper]

I was recently wondering if anyone made this video, glad I found it!

[@BritishLad87]

Britain: It was just business, nothing personal.

[@wlockhart]

Sanchez, Licence to Kill.

[@BritishLad87]

@NeEYaH Yes... What do you want peaple to do... Lie about it? It's what we as a species have done throughout human's Civilizations, right across the planet, how do you think the man kind has spread throughout the entire world? giving Roses and daffodils out? wise up and get with reality.

[@odin5188]

@@BritishLad87 I wouldn't be advise to it if now they're saying too many foreigner here. Ala Brexit. Go figure

[@BritishLad87]

@@odin5188 It's inevitable... who said people couldn't come here lol

[@odin5188]

@@BritishLad87 Mate, not sure if serious answer. That was the whole idea behind Brexit, dressed up as sovereignty.

[@muhammaduvais9624]

Random piece of rock: **resting on the Ocean** England: *And I took that personally*

[@alex29443]

I imagine that for Americans this is like finding out that your estranged father used to be in a biker gang before he settled down to become an insurance salesman.

[@user-wx8ic2iv3d]

This made me think of a biker girl who thinks her dad is an uncool old man but then sees his old pictures fuck

[@england1413]

Insurance salesman = spot on

[@PNW_Marxist]

Not really, considering we seem to be carrying the torch for imperialism in the modern era.

[@alex29443]

@@PNW_Marxist Ah, the USA isn't so bad, other than the occasional oil war (which OPEC did provoke a little), the USA has been pretty free-wheeling and laissez faire.

[@Vitorruy1]

You'd be surprised at how many countries the US invaded, it wasnt just iraq

[@simplesimon5739]

This can be explained in our strong desire to build roads, railroads, and parliamentary democracy.

[@philliplee9545]

In Asia, UK sent troops to Korea during the Korean War 1950-53 with over 60,000 troops with 1,100 KIA. I'm sure S. Koreans do not look at Britain as "invaders" but nevertheless, if you are mentioning some other instances such as Iceland in this video which in comparison was very peaceful and cooperative from the host country, the sacrifice of British troops to defend S. Korea against communism is worthy of mentioning and remembering.

[@xtinct77able]

거문도 사건은 뭔데? 거기 영국 수병 무덤도 아직 있는데

[@xtinct77able]

영국이랑 러시아랑 아프가니스탄 땅따먹기의 연장선으로 조선에 들어왔는데 Britain=Invader

[@xx765]

Man I don't know... was it also a sacrifice that they made in Iraq to 'protect' the people there from an evil regime? The one in Afganistan was the same then? Do you feel the same towards the 'sacrifice' that Russian troops are making to protect Ukranian people from some other evil regime? Or do you know so much about Korean and Russian histories that you can tell which side is 'the bad guys'?

[@piggysew797]

@@xx765 Iraq and Afghanistan were no doubt a illegitimate use of British troops, but South Korea on the other hand was absolutely justified to protect S.Korea and stop the spread of communism. They are certainly not comparable.

[@cambellsolar6934]

Actually, it's easy to predict the North Korea will take over South in not far future.

[@deathsquad8891]

Switzerland, Sweden and most of Eastern Europe: If I stand perfectly still he won't notice

[@goatmansasquatch1485]

Eastern Europe was nothing to fuck with back then

[@hihowareyou8287]

Switzerland strong

[@XGD5layer]

England and Sweden fought first on different, then on the same side in the 30 years war

[@Z3KR.]

@@hihowareyou8287 yep you cannot invade Switzerland even with nukes

[@whatthehack697]

There were strong Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth over centuries 💪 + we have always had nice/neutral relations with England/UK

[@nelgw]

"Hey look at this island lets conquer it" a couple hundred years later: "why do i hear God save the Queen"

[@infinityxtanishq8712]

Britain should actually be made to pay for its crimes....

[@Kallum-Bone]

INFINITY x Tanishq what for things we done hundreds of years ago when society was completely different to how it is now

[@doctorwoah9672]

If i had a nickel for every time britan try to invade Argentina and failed i would have 2 nickels, that isnt much but is strange it happened twice

[@Chuked]

@@infinityxtanishq8712 like how? People who live in Britain now deserve punishment for the things their ancestors did? Give me a break

[@saldan3985]

@@infinityxtanishq8712 nah, I think the queen saying "Hey, sorry my ancestors invaded most of the planet that one time, any way cheers" in an official royal speech would be good enough.

[@saku1852]

Nepal did great against British. Britishers had attacked Nepal 5 times but they lost to Nepal 3 times and they ended the war with an agreement of friendship.

[@pearofgeeksii8156]

You missed some, off the top of my head: Greenland, Malta, Falklands & Faroe Islands.

[@archangel7772]

The British looking at a world map: that belongs to me

[@Tempusverum]

🎶This land is mine. God gave this land to me🎵

[@user-ne1vt6qp7t]

especially if they bought the map

[@DanielRand]

World Map is a weird way to spell "map of the United Kingdom"

[@joker6.p]

As a Briton I can attest to this

[@TheNewFanny]

Except Mongolia

[@ssmmmfeaa8657]

Land: exists The British: That is now mine, and mine only.

[@Triplen01]

@Cowboy Cookie that was a civil war if anything. Would be an L if it were the natives who had fought and won instead of British settlers who rebelled.

[@user-ed9ec6pi3b]

Hippity Hoppoty, your home is our property...

[@akshit318]

How nice of you to think that Britain only likes to show ownership over land... When most of their major disputes were over trading sea routes....

[@MsGazpugh]

Hippity hoppity the world is my property

[@arcticowl2401]

Think of your own meme you losers!

[@TheMathematicsMaster001]

As a Briton, I can say it’s closer to 90% (175 countries) of the world

[@SpoopyGhost95]

Britain: what’s mine is mine and what’s yours is also mine

[@alccap]

Alternative Title: The Nations of The World

[@Owenbot3000]

According to Yakko Warner

[@Owenbot3000]

*Inhales*

[@matty1754]

Philippines wasn't included

[@pown1396]

Dominican Republic wasnt

[@SLMapping]

@@matty1754 Because the UK didn’t invade it.

[@patrickcharzin3062]

"Look out guys, Germany is going to invade everyone and take over the world!" -Britain, 1939

[@lightr2187]

@Eureka like everyone else during that time

[@simonmartinez91]

@@lightr2187 not everyone.

[@stung39]

The British and French always hated Germany

[@blanne9628]

you forgot the bit about genocide

[@gamebawesome]

“OUR WORLD” -Britain, 1939

[@user-xu9wk2gx3x]

Great Video - Would be also be even greater to update / Add: Tunisia & Norway campaigns in WW2, Falkland Islands (v Spain, France, Argentina), Peninsular War (Wellington's Army marching through Portugal & Spain v Napoleon), The island of Menorca in the Med,

[@jonnor6883]

Norway campaigns are not an invasion. That was aid to to Norway to fight of the german invasion in 1940 Just because UK fought in a country doesn't mean it was an invasion

[@shadowbonbon3]

I finally figured out where my British accent came from even though none of my family lived there my grandma lived in Antigua and barbuda 🇦🇬 and I spent almost as much time with her as I did with my parents till I was like eight.

[@szoszaty]

"Every country England HAS NOT invaded" would be easier.

[@coatofarms4439]

It’s literally just Kazakhstan, Sweden, Czechoslovakia, Mongolia, and surprisingly Poland.

[@TheTibetyak]

@@coatofarms4439 For some reason, they failed to list Tibet. The British invaded Tibet in 1904. Bayonets to Lhasa by Peter Fleming (1961)

[@coatofarms4439]

@@TheTibetyak Britain and China do have things in common then.

[@cococly]

Korea too

[@Manananggal-oe8gs]

@@coatofarms4439 Philippines because it's a US colony before.

[@Oh_the_humanity]

Other Countries: *exist* Britain: “...is for me?”🥺👉👈

[@aryyancarman705]

👉👈

[@somedude0921]

@Zahin Okenshield no

[@whyiseverydamnusernametaken]

@Zahin Okenshield no

[@tigerii10.5cmpog4]

Mongolia: хахахаха nein

[@somedude0921]

@Zahin Okenshield no grandma no baby

[@electropainted]

hmmm interesting very interesting but to be fair, many of these cases were not invasions but part of a joint allied response to aggression...obv. all the 1st and 2nd world war maneuvers. BTW what's up with the audio, big guy? Sounds like you're speaking through a blanket into a boombox mic...tech help is available lol

[@sasasthisu]

Wow I didn't know most of these things. Thanks a lot

[@kombilife]

This explains why my British passport keeps getting rejected at the border. 😂

[@DonnieX6]

Good to see you two here, safe travels!

[@sryld]

yes same

[@ssssSTopmotion]

Good joke ,dad

[@kacitalasekrichard4985]

@@ssssSTopmotion WTF

[@ImmAdam]

Fancy finding you two here lol, safe travels

[@faris76]

Switzerland: *eating popcorn*

[@DustyDuk.]

11/10 would be neutral again

[@Soff1859]

En guete

[@Azet_KMN]

Züri isch de bescht kanton und fuck alain bersert!! Mached schuele zue!!

[@ceriuslawliet8766]

Sorry old chap we've sailed every coastline but haven't discovered this nation... Sure it's a real place?

[@FriedEgg101]

And Thailand.

[@topfactlord5448]

Britain: I don't think you understand, Earth isn't yours to conquer

[@kob6912]

“The English continue to invade Spain by the millions every winter” TRUE LMAO

[@cargumdeu]

not this winter chum

[@SCARPENTER290]

Could you imagine the standard of living and the economy if they didn't.

[@garyt.8745]

Coastal Spain isn't doing too good this year without the Brits and the Germans :(

[@VenomousCompany]

@@SCARPENTER290 Isn't like 20% of the Spanish GDP coming from the British alone? xD

[@kingofthejungle3833]

and England today only exists because a French duke invaded and killed the Viking king, and his 2 brothers. At little place called Hastings

[@skymaster4121]

Next: a shorter video: “all the countries that England hasn’t invaded”....

[@stanleywoodison8699]

we don't care we'll fight any bugger ...

[@8tonystark8]

Could be a vine video

[@Fylnnn]

Not too much

[@Jan-Sery]

I think it would have been better if the Czech republic was "invaded" by the UK and US instead of the Soviet Union after the WW2.

[@gembly3237]

@@Jan-Sery we gotta deal with that though, we can't change history

[@elphonsaminis]

As a British person I am very proud of our status as histories final boss.

[@HarmonicaGuitar]

Вы не финальный босс, а фашистские ублюдки, которым наступает финальный конец.

[@mohdadeeb1829]

Based! As an Indian.

[@____o____279]

As an American I am jealous

[@DeamonDragoon]

@@____o____279your the final boss of the 21st century. You have stepped in as the final boss,

[@ironchariot601]

Napoleon hated England the most.

[@Zentai21]

They did rule the Philippines during its spanish colonization, only for two years though 😅

[@somedude8468]

The world: *exist* Brtitish: "Is for me?" 👉👈

[@preservedforhistory8766]

U N D E R R A T E D

[@justlazlo3658]

u n d e r r a t e d

[@Anonymous-cm8jy]

Industrial revolution made them overpowered so thought why trade when you can rule the world*

[@ChazCharlie1]

It's free real estate

[@TheUnavator]

🥺 👉👈

[@anthonywhelan5419]

My old Irish father, rip, used to say, "The sun never set on the British Empire because Christ couldn't trust them in the dark."

[@brozolotamang6269]

Wow

[@JSGRanks]

wow 😒

[@Trackrace29582]

That’s pretty poetic

[@trollinape2697]

I send my condolences, but I think this was a copy of a well known quote

[@christianf99]

@@trollinape2697 maybe that’s where his father got the quote 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@verward]

minor correction. After WW1, the UK did annex parts of Cameroon. The majority got occupied by France, but two provinces (northwest and southwest if I'm not mistaken) were british Colonies. To this day there is a lot controversy about whether these provinces should have stayed with Nigeria. In recent years there has been some violence and a lot of unrest in the english speaking provinces.

[@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns]

At 7:26 and 8:30 put it on 2x speed and it's basically Yakko's World at that point. Actually, just watch Yakko's World, it's basically the same but under 2 minutes.

[@mauritsbol4806]

1100s britain: let me grab everything 1200s britain: let me grab everything 1300s britain: let me grab everything 1400s britain: let me grab everything 1500s britain: let me grab everything 1600s britain: let me grab everything 1700s britain: let me grab everything 1800s britain: let me grab everything 1900s britain: let me grab everything *2000s britain: let’s get rid of everything.*

[@email5023]

Everything was grabbed by 1900. Getting rid of everything started in the last 1/2 of the 1900s. Please keep up...

[@seanvasquez523]

2100s britain: Just kidding let's start grabbing everything again.

[@cmj199318]

Until the world wars, UK was like the US. The Atomic bomb changed everything

[@beaucaspar3990]

Britain was created by the unification of England and Scotland. Britain didn't exist in the 1300s.

[@VladimirPutin-on9xq]

@@beaucaspar3990 great Britain is a geographical term. It existed for thousands of years. Your thinking of the United kingdom

[@blobfishyyyyy7640]

New English Soldier: Okay, so how many enemies am I going to fight? Great Britain: Yes.

[@h4rdi7g3]

Practice makes perfect

[@lanishajackson2677]

Ok so how many countries will I see as my enemy? Who actually attacked GB 🇬🇧? No1

[@lonimox3817]

Is England the only place in Britain

[@kriichan6100]

@@lonimox3817 no but England has typically always had the most say

[@Caterblock]

@@lonimox3817 no lmao, there's England, Wales, Scotland, Ireland, and Northern Ireland

[@IAmNinboy]

Wales was the first nation invaded wholly by England. I assumed that would be in this video from the title 'ENGLAND has invaded'. England is not a synonym for Britain.

[@bjamesm]

Also, British Virgin Islands, Jersey Island off the coast of France, part of Antartica, Falkland Islands, and some tiny islands in the South Atlantic.

[@cvk4488]

It's not longer an empire

[@ramen_9588]

World: **Exists** England: Its mine

[@shazmeertv44]

Check my channel i made an among us compilation

[@flipflop9561]

Except poland

[@CoreRealm]

@@flipflop9561 and Russia

[@Qingep]

@@shazmeertv44 Among us is shit

[@blossom99-]

@@CoreRealm pretty sure he said Russia got invaded too but aight

[@fuegobans]

Countries : exist England: "it's free real estate"

[@blubfishuwaaa]

not funny

[@inguunenkhtaivan9146]

More than one man's life is not free real estate.

[@muhammadjhanzeb4076]

The truth sure hurts

[@tabeebrahman4843]

To be fair most countries that england invaded weren’t countries as we know them today before the british came, its britain who generalised land masses then split them into chunks, bordered them started civil wars and then left

[@zzygyy]

Age of conquest. Shit happens

[@Rebel1972x]

And you came here thinking we just drank tea for years.

[@rickclaark8459]

Listened to this while smashing a full English breakfast and a tea. Bosh

[@jackfitzgerald2955]

HG Wells: "Have you read my book War of the Worlds?" Britain: "Dont need to. I've completed it mate"

[@smackbackgaming9861]

Championship manager?

[@anonb4632]

Where do you think HG Wells got the idea from?

[@cliveengel5744]

And look at the UK now - on their knees, waiting for the America’s to Feed them, supply them just like 1939/1945 - after making the mistake of declaring war on Germany’s when they were not even threatened.

[@anonb4632]

@@cliveengel5744 The UK was allied with Poland in 1939. Know your history...

[@cliveengel5744]

@@anonb4632 why was The UK allied with Poland - they entered into an Defense pact 30 Days prior to Germany invaded - that lead to the Dunkirk defeat and subsequent loss of Empire due to the American Inspired Atlantic Charter signed by UK and US - the rest is history.. Comrade and the Glorious Soviet Armies defeated Germany by taking on May 6 1946

[@theplugcharlie7483]

“Every country England has invaded” Yakkos world starts playing

[@GeorgeDenis.]

United States Canada Mexico Panama

[@pawn1234]

@@GeorgeDenis. haiti jamaica peru

[@matas253]

@@pawn1234 Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador too

[@jerungbiru55]

Puerto rico

[@winstonbritto2789]

Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana, and still

[@sutty85]

My Cuban husband said his teacher was angry that Britain handed Havana back to the Spanish or he could bave been a British subject and wouldn't have had Fidel.

[@Michelle-rdz17]

The Spanish were really bad at managing their “colonies” lol. Ik cuz my moms Colombian.

[@steve2817]

Actually Korea had invasion in 1885 called Geomun island incident (illegal occupation). But it's not for colonization but just keeping russia in check. In fact, People in Geomun island welcomed them and they had almost no conflict. UK withdrew their troops in 1887 by negotiation with russia and china.

[@dfadfasdfads4377]

as a Korean, I refuse to acknowledge geomun island or any other islands of jeolla-do as a Korean territory. Jeolla-do is notorious for gang violence, sexual criminals and human trafficking (the most well-known case would be Sinan county and its salt farms slaves. There is a reason why it gave birth to a modern day devil like Kim Dae-jung, a literal human t*ash who sponsored Kim-il sung and his North Korean regime reportedly billions of dollars (you can check BBC source by searching "S Koreans charged over summit cash" on BBC) and helped NK establish itself as nuclear power.

[@Yora21]

"Serbian Serbs" The fact that this term is not redundant tells a lot of how messed up the Yugoslav Wars were.

[@neonlight1214]

Pretty sure he didn't intend to say that. If he would use that in any other country, like Britain invaded French cities, he would have also said "Spanish Spaniard targets bombarded" or something. "Serbian serb" is something that doesn't exist and is a grammatical error.

[@vujkee]

Yup, they were

[@antoniofrancis1736]

@@neonlight1214 he actually probably said that because he also mentioned bosnian serbs

[@emperor_ra]

@@neonlight1214 problem is in the Yugoslav you actually had serbs in Serbia and serbs in bosnia for example and other places

[@neonlight1214]

@@antoniofrancis1736 bosnian Serbs don't exist. It's only a nationalistic, fashistic term used only by those who have hate among others. It is downgrading someone. It is like someone is born in Germany ---> he is a German but his parents are from Turkey and you call him a "German turk". Doesn't make sense, how is he a turk when he barely goes there, and has tradition he learned while being in Germany, his mother language is German. Noone uses this term. Only idiots use this and that's why the war happened there in west Balkan and not somewhere in Europe...

[@heriaramburo5561]

I love the British argumentation for conquering places: "because it's french territory" or "because it's from a nation that is allied with France".

[@dredd1502]

Still a reasonable argument! Ha ha.

[@tonyb9735]

In fairness we were at war with the French at the time. Which is to say, most of the time.

[@jamesblackwell2067]

they did it to us, too, its just that we were better at it than they were ^^

[@thoraero]

Very justified. Very justified :D

[@andrewgarner2224]

France the only thing the British are allowed to hate/mock/despise without being labelled 'phobic Doubly so for Macron ;)

[@ericturcotte3131]

I'd like to see the same video about... Canada. It would last 45 seconds! :P

[@benwalker3198]

You missed some 🤣 deago Garcia, falklands. All the South Pacific islands, main land spain ( napoleonic wars) AND Scotland!! England invaded Scotland. Im sure there’s more. Good vid

[@charlescawley9923]

The Scottish King James was the first King of England, Scotland and Wales and not the other way round which is ironic in a discussion about colonialism and domination.. Later Scotland in a colonial expansion bankrupted itself and was bailed out by England drawing the countries closer together. No invasion. The Stewart dynasty was Scottish.

[@saisuhas7107]

The video would be a lot smaller if it was about every country England hasn't invaded

[@shreyalove715]

would there be a video tho?

[@manfatmanley7249]

@@shreyalove715 TRUE

[@mucjwt8550]

smart people

[@SigmundOrthodoxy]

*britian

[@ANKARA_EDITZ_27]

@@SigmundOrthodoxy England and Britain are the same

[@sidhantkashyap4045]

The world : HOSTS A PARTY Britain : INVADES THE PARTY

[@HighLatencyEmu]

We are the party

[@kerriekupar6466]

US: Throws tea in the harbor during the party.

[@clementwolf4081]

@@HighLatencyEmu in the words of dan from nerdcubed in democracy 2 " i want to have the party party"

[@sensei2067]

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢛⢛⡛⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⢛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⢱⡔⡝⣜⣜⢜⢜⡲⡬⡉⢕⢆⢏⢎⢇⢇⣧⡉⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡟⡱⣸⠸⢝⢅⢆⢖⣜⣲⣵⣴⣱⣈⡣⣋⢣⠭⣢⣒⣬⣕⣄⣝⡻⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⠟⡜⣎⢎⢇⢇⣵⣷⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠉⠛⢿⣦⢵⣷⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⠋⠓⢲⡝⣿ ⢏⢰⢱⣞⢜⢵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠐⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣻⣿⣿⣿⠡⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⣺ ⢕⢜⢕⢕⢵⠹⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠸⠗⣀⠄⠄⣼⣻⣿⣿⣿⡀⢾⠆⣀⠄⠄⣰⢳ ⡕⣝⢜⡕⣕⢝⣜⢙⢿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣤⣥⣤⣾⢟⠸⢿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣉⣤⡴⢫⣾ ⡪⡪⣪⢪⢎⢮⢪⡪⡲⢬⢩⢩⢩⠩⢍⡪⢔⢆⢏⡒⠮⠭⡙⡙⠭⢝⣨⣶⣿⣿ ⡪⡪⡎⡮⡪⡎⡮⡪⣪⢣⢳⢱⢪⢝⢜⢜⢕⢝⢜⢎⢧⢸⢱⡹⡍⡆⢿⣿⣿⣿ ⡪⡺⡸⡪⡺⣸⠪⠚⡘⠊⠓⠕⢧⢳⢹⡸⣱⢹⡸⡱⡱⡕⡵⡱⡕⣝⠜⢿⣿⣿ ⡪⡺⡸⡪⡺⢐⢪⢑⢈⢁⢋⢊⠆⠲⠰⠬⡨⡡⣁⣉⠨⡈⡌⢥⢱⠐⢕⣼⣿⣿ ⡪⣪⢣⢫⠪⢢⢅⢥⢡⢅⢅⣑⡨⡑⠅⠕⠔⠔⠄⠤⢨⠠⡰⠠⡂⣎⣼⣿⣿⣿ ⠪⣪⡪⡣⡫⡢⡣⡣⡣⡣⡣⣣⢪⡪⡣⡣⡲⣑⡒⡎⡖⢒⣢⣥⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢁⢂⠲⠬⠩⣁⣙⢊⡓⠝⠎⠮⠮⠚⢎⡣⡳⠕⡉⣬⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢐⠐⢌⠐⠅⡂⠄⠄⢌⢉⠩⠡⡉⠍⠄⢄⠢⡁⡢⠠⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

[@MikeYm98875]

Gate crashed

[@minefoxc4015]

What is the background music around 1:36?

[@ashleycreek5764]

i always remember my grandfather saying once that the sun never sets on the British empire. It always stuck with me since a young child.

[@auntiecarol]

An old joke: the reason why the sun never set on the British Empire is that not even God would trust an Englishman in the dark.

[@ashleycreek5764]

@@auntiecarol lol

[@Darkest_matter]

England: land America: Oil Hotel: Trivago

[@Cp.Chaos707]

Lol

[@illegalman3838]

still not funny

[@natanshk9021]

Hahaha very funny now I am paralysed

[@JC-cb4xg]

Britian****

[@pugasaurusrex8253]

@@JC-cb4xg How did you mess up that bad?

[@erickveraurra3497]

USA: *invades Afghanistan* UK: I raised that kid

[@eliyahufogel]

When your kid finally learns.. 🤧

[@hlamb9500]

USA is making us proud 😂

[@LedosKell]

"Most walk so their sons can run. We ran so that boy could fly." - UK

[@AA-hg5fk]

I don't think they're as good at conquering as we were, they couldn't even win in Vietnam!

[@erickveraurra3497]

@@AA-hg5fk true

[@LesMiserables999]

I wish Nebula had an app so I could watch it on my tv, like any other streaming service. That’s my only gripe

[@Mrs._Ukraine]

russia: it is legal to take back lands that was once yours uk: get the soldiers ready!

[@hadridurrani188]

Interviewer: What are your hobbies? England: You know........... travelling around the world and invading them for fun.

[@igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142]

the twats stilL do it today. with a new form of colonisation. they use spain and their sun every summer pull europan girls an use their former colonies as a brothel holiday destination, i don't know a girl who doesn't love their fucking accent

[@JH-zs3bs]

@@igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142 Spain never was a british colony. Or any colony whatsoever.

[@mwafrikahalisi2549]

@@JH-zs3bs The key word here is *"invaded"* and not necessarily *"colonized."* Some countries were colonize and some were not while some were just partially colonized for different periods of time.

[@igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142]

@Lurker M ьлуат. but hey you did a good job establishing those colonies so I can go too every summer

[@igorvyacheslavtherussianmu3142]

@@JH-zs3bs the British screwed spain as they keep one small part of spain today as their colony and Spain keep crying about it and the British won't give it back. and they also use Spain as a favourite holiday destination I am sure at this rate they bought all your houses next to the sea and their is nothing Spain can do because it boosts your country economyeconomically

[@christofu3111]

It’s amazing how just a small country on an island took over so much of earth

[@L_Bo549]

Because we invaded one country, trained troops from that country, continued to do that, got bigger armies, invaded bigger countries, etc.

[@christofu3111]

@@L_Bo549 I know but still, Britain managed to invade countries with a higher population than them as well

[@khorasan2152]

@@L_Bo549 because british are in a small Island and the sea surrounds them, british at that time had the fastest boat and can move anywhere easily hence conquering half the world

[@alecfongy3175]

I think they also had a massive navy of warships that improved over time

[@christofu3111]

@@alecfongy3175 yeah they had the best navy out of any empire

[@danielrobert4219]

We're basically just doing side quests at this point...

[@atrixcanada7204]

This makes me wonder if there's a country that doesn't border another country that was taken/ invaded by England

[@frootluips7970]

“Everything the light touches is our kingdom.” “What about that shadowy place?” “That’s France. We’ll get it one of these days.”

[@mitjed]

The British / Coalitions painted napoleon as a hungry warmonger, but during that time they were conquering lots of lands around the world and a warmonger themeselves.

[@vhalnor6775]

@Leroy Jenkins 2.0 dis (sorry don't want to do a spitch in english you can still translate, I understand english but debating with a Yankies pissed me that's why (I know that you aren't one but still)), t'as oublié quand la France a gardé un certain pouvoir en Angleterre, tellement longtemps qu'elle en a perdu une partie de sa langue, genre 400 ans environ.

[@williammerkel1410]

@Leroy Jenkins 2.0 maybe he is so bad at it that he gives up mid-sentence.

[@skyrimdominator0150]

@Leroy Jenkins 2.0 you know he was saying that as a joke, right?

[@r32guy85]

and spain lmao, they tried getting spain multiple times but failed

[@SuzutakeJP]

5:34 *Armenia: “if I stay still, they won’t see me.”*

[@PynApolJosh]

HAHAHAHA

[@suren2313]

Lmao

[@canadian__ninja]

This is a strategy they used throughout their history and they were never invaded, not even once.

[@gymrat5014]

@@canadian__ninja insert persians macedinians romans arabs and turks(all under various dynasties)

[@matthewmcguire224]

@@gymrat5014 ok besides them damnit lol

[@renegadeace1735]

Emperor Palpatine is a descendant of a british monarch.

[@MCLegend13]

100%

[@careerbreakoff]

You didn't want to go into Brazil? England: No, they'll beat us at soccer

[@thegayestmfalive]

*Coke addict:* Just one more bump *Alcoholic:* Just one more drink *Me (Netflix Addict):* Just one more episode *Britain:* jUsT OnE MOre cOUnTry

[@balls1186]

After invading the whole planet British: just one more planet

[@stt577]

hahaha so funny so funny YoU WroTe LikE ThIs and Netflix AddiCT 🥰🤪🤪✊🏿🔒🔒🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🧐🧐🧐🤯🤯

[@getredytagetredy]

Ditz

[@jyotisrivastava1122]

British: Invades the whole universe British also: Just one more universe. Some magician: I used the stones, to destroy the stones

[@owenevans4212]

Britain - “Hey, so I did some grinding off camera...”

[@norskenissefoter2107]

😂

[@marmitesquire6622]

This physically made me laugh bloody hell

[@forstaken2254]

KZbin gamers in a nutshell

[@theeclipsemaster]

Me (who likes grinding):

[@saintric7282]

For them conquering the Universe is just, the'yve probably won the entire series of Miss U.

[@SR71ABCD]

God it feels great to be British, no wonder everyone speaks English world wide.

[@jenstrudenau9134]

Where is your knife licence ?

[@davidcenturion961]

excuse me sir, where is your umbrella?

[@Alex.af.Nordheim]

Speaking English has more to do with the Americans not gonna lie

[@DeamonDragoon]

The French are the reason you are speaking modern English bro

[@andreasklindt7144]

In Europe you forgot Malta! The Maltese asked England to help them against Napoleon's forces, they did. The British navy arrived in 1798 - and they stayed until 1964. Malta became officially part of the Empire in 1814 and regained its independence 200 years later.

[@skierskymichael2681]

No invadet but England supported invaders like protestant Prussia particulary in XVIII by partition of Poland … UK plays friend but it is enemy of Poland…

[@the98themperoroftheholybri33]

It's still remembered the resistance the Maltese gave against the Axis bombers

[@stanislavl8356]

Prior to this Malta, or SMOM as you want, elected Pavel I as a protector against Buonaparte in 1798 after islands were captured. But Pavel was killed and his son Alexander renounced his claim in 1803 with full support of the Pope (catalicism ordo conflicted with orthodox custos). Very interesting and not wide known fact. Who knows what would have happened if Alexander had balls, because his father of course had plans for Malta. "British navy arrived in 1798" not in 1799?

[@andreasklindt7144]

@@stanislavl8356 Rear Admiral Sir Horatio Nelson arrived with the HMS Vanguard and the HMS Minotaur on the 24 October 1798 at Gozo. The French surrendered the island to the British on 28 October, which also effectivly started the British blockade. The French on Malta retreated to Valetta, kicked the civilians out of the city, and finaly surrendered in september 1800, if I remember correctly. Pavel I., at this time de facto Grand Master of the Knights Hospitaller (Order of Knights of the Hospital of Saint John of Jerusalem), was not really having balls or not. The fact that the Knights Hospitaller lost 90% of their income sources - including Malta, their "HQ" - to Napoleons wars, was significantly more severe. And that he was never de jure ratified as Grand Master by the Pope. The order was broke, Alexander would've had no ressources to do anything. In 1834 the order settled in Rome and became the Souvereign Military Order of Malta (SMOM). The order is quite unique, since it is kind of a souvereign state without a country. It has it's own embassies, international relations to 120 countries, passports, license plates and special observer status at the UN. It's main activities today is humanitarian aid.

[@stanislavl8356]

@@andreasklindt7144 "was not really having balls or not" Disagree. Treaty of Paris is a key point here. Yeap, de facto British hold Malta since 1800, but again who knows what would have happened if Alexander had not nullified claims by himself. There are were enough resources to obtain Poland and no resources for a little Malta at the same time, nonsense as for me. Thanks for a date clarification. Finally, history does not tolerate the subjunctive mood.

[@ThuggDuckk]

Country: *minds it's own business Britain: *where is my flag?!*

[@HighLatencyEmu]

Oooo, look there, it's flying nice and high in your capital, ooopsies

[@davidtuttle7556]

@@HighLatencyEmu Ueah they tried that here. After about three days they pulled out when they realized we hate washington politicians more than they did and that burning the town was actually a favor. That and when one of ours gave a general of theirs a third eye, they skedaddled and never came back.

[@ThuggDuckk]

@Return of the grapes. You would possibly understand with the limited neurons in your brain.

[@davidtuttle7556]

@Return of the grapes. Open a history book. Battle of North, Bombardment of Fort McHenry. Occupation of Washington Point. 1814 Chesapeake Campaign. Read about it.

[@davidtuttle7556]

@Return of the grapes. Well truth be told, losing efforts qnd foreign wars tend to get less attention in most countries and education systems. Remember education is by its very nature indoctrination into some sort of philosophy or set of cultural norms. But yes as an American we tend to have an adverse reaction to the windage usually coming out of Washington, DC. You m8ght say that we scorn and dislike those assholes more than we dislike you.

[@Mr_Morningsloth]

Im british and this felt like i was watching Yako's World

[@dankfarrik8376]

Hello we are back, missed us?? That sums up Brittain pretty well i think.

[@Walter-Black-]

BRITTAIN LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO omg ur spelling

[@tiredgardener]

British History is so fascinating, a thousand years of being invaded/colonised/raided (Roman, Danes, Irish, Norwegians, Jutes, Angles, Saxons, Normans, etc), then a thousand years of doing the same to just about everybody. Not trying to justify or pardon it, just that one small piece of rain soaked land has played a massive role in shaping the modern world.

[@CountScarlioni]

We can blame the Normans for kicking off a lot of the conquering. Until 1066 England was an insular, almost isolationist country with a Scandinavian culture and almost no relationship with the powers of continental Europe. Post Norman conquest and now there's a hyper-aggressive French speaking aristocracy in charge. They bleed England of all its wealth and manpower in order to fight endless, protracted wars against their (many) enemies in Europe. Even William the Conqueror spent more of his years fighting his rivals in France than he ever spent fighting England. It sets up a pattern of militarism that never ends.

[@jasperlawrence5361]

It is interesting, and being an island the last real invasion (though not technically the last) was the Normans in 1066. As a consequence, very few wars fought on English territory, as a consequence of that it was the wealthiest country in Europe for centuries and it wasn't even close. In fact, that was why the Normans invaded. On top of that, it was very safe and peaceful. England's murder rate in the 12th century or thereabouts on was better than Italy's in the early twentieth century. And they emasculated their Monarchy and church really early, that is why they got the industrial revolution. At one point I have read that about 75% by value of Global Trade went through the Port of London. 3/4 of the entire world's trade through one port.

[@montyboon4127]

I take offense to the term "rain soaked" just because i have to take a canoe for the first 2 miles to work, doesn't mean it rains a lot. And just because all my furniture is in stilts doesnt mean its rain soaked

[@okenough2124]

@@montyboon4127 As a bri ish person myself, I think ha 's really funny

[@floflo1645]

@@jasperlawrence5361 it was the wealthiest country in Europe for only two centuries. Spain was wealthier for much longer.

[@exaaalted]

I feel like this explains why English is the universal language...

[@PM-sh1jz]

The world would have a lot more wars today if everyone still didn't understand each other.

[@Paul.......]

@*O MITO* and look! Theres still wars!

[@noorulhasan4904]

Universal?wait so the alien that speak English..........oh ok it make sense

[@Siegmeyer_]

@@noorulhasan4904 So does that mean Aliens have universal remote controls?

[@willmdmv8848]

It started with British conquest Then followed by American capitalism (products, services, technology, entertainment….) A couple factors why English is so dominant

[@cnxexpat1862]

Amazing how a "few" British soldiers can invade so many countries with so many citizens and had them under control over such a long time.

[@_chase_lol1154]

imagine being a british student back in the 1900’s and having to color all those places

[@machupikachu1085]

lol cramps!

[@akadam90]

imagine being british and deciding that the prisoners should be carted off to Australia... we should have left them here and fucked off to Australia :P

[@danko5866]

Cursed comment

[@alan1340]

The colour used was pink.

[@anteep4900]

Would be pretty good for their geographical knowledge

[@TOM-xy4bb]

The world exists England: it's a free real estate

[@jakeh799]

*uk

[@coffeebrown9371]

@@jakeh799 England still works

[@jakeh799]

@@coffeebrown9371 No not really

[@coffeebrown9371]

@@jakeh799 Wdym not really it was England in the uk that actually conquered everything *“British* Empire”

[@wassimkh9120]

england is my city

[@maxJnrPille]

a better video would be a about listing all the countries that have invaded other countries.. and then have lists of the top ten most invaded and top ten of which have done the most invading. Kind of shows how common invasion is

[@cleothechicken686]

As a singaporean I knew that Britain has colonised us and our neighbour and I am proud to be part British!

[@ravercorum20]

*England:* Gets invaded, conquered and colonized for most of its early history *The rest of the world 100s of years later:* Why do I hear boss music?

[@BritishEmpireForHisMajesty]

Last successfully invaded in 1066 baby!

[@torinjones3221]

Dungeon keeper?

[@ravercorum20]

@@Lorddonen Upboat my comment baby!

[@Oh_the_humanity]

@@Lorddonen why are there so many people with your pfp and similar usernames spending their time whining for hours instead making their own comments?

[@Oh_the_humanity]

@@Lorddonen ok but other than the fact that whether or not this is funny ( I literally do not care) there are like six people with your pfp cropped slightly differently, with your name switched around a bit, commenting “this isn’t funny” everywhere.

[@GabrielTravelerVideos]

Irak, Wassington and Nicarague?

[@coleykittycat6164]

Taiping is tuf

[@mayoandbananasandwich6527]

@@coleykittycat6164 ieh aih noe

[@Zach-xm5wc]

He's using a German language globe.

[@RealRanger373]

@@Zach-xm5wc right

[@tea5092]

si

[@greensalt2561]

Britain attacked Japan before WW2(Bombardment of Kagoshima 1863), they occupied part of former South Korea(Port Hamilton incident 1885) and also attacked North Korea(Korean war)

[@uncletiggermclaren7592]

The British attack on Kagoshima had the tacit permission of the Japanese National Government, and took place ONLY because the local war-lord at Kagoshima attacked peaceable International Waters traveling vessels, which were not even approaching Japan, merely sailing past.

[@andrewmitchell2267]

Because of the title I expected Scotland and Wales to be on the list. England completed its conquest of Wales in 1283 and made it a principality of the English crown, hence the title Prince of Wales. Scotland was invaded by England multiple times from the year 1296 onwards, until the Union of Parliament's in 1707.

[@Sadtoday]

And invaded using that word makes people think yeah they came, but what they did was destroy and pillage and harm many people

[@archivesoffantasy5560]

Scotland was never outright annexed into England but the kingdoms fought wars and beat each other.

[@Musikur]

“the day that his majesty’s armies graced your shores with their presence was the most important day of your miserable existence. But for us, it was Tuesday”

[@veruspatri]

Such confidence can only come from British nobility. To have anyhope of gaining favor with the Crown, one has to first be noticed. The easiest way for a officer of nobility to be noticed halfway around the 🌎 ... Conquer something in His Majesty's name. This competitiveness for the Crowns favour between the noble families, built the British Empire.

[@danielmatthews4149]

What's this from?

[@sticksandstoneswithmike.912]

@@danielmatthews4149 I wanna know too lol it sounds like a good one that would have fit a Greek, Carthaginian, Roman or Brit lol

[@danielmatthews4149]

@@sticksandstoneswithmike.912 ikr such a chad quote

[@itsbloodyengland9835]

im just waiting for someone to correc you to *chewsday because haha funny-

[@aduncan520]

Diversify your portfolio Britain: okay

[@johnbacon4997]

NOT LIKE THAT

[@ricardomacarico818]

The only land they didnt attack was Portugal and the Portuguese Impire! The oldest allies in the the world!!