Nardwuar Knows Everything

"How tf do you know that bro"
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[@wanderfwd]

I think if nardwuar was a girl, half of these dudes would marry him.

[@wassgud9288]

Nah you would never be able to lie to him he’d know your life better than you

[@totalgarbage2053]

January I'd marry him period

[@JustinSane50]

Why?

[@wanderfwd]

Because he gives you special gifts, knows everything about you and worships you

[@danielbolognesi4167]

Tyler would

[@HowardTheDucksWong]

*(Nardwuar vs. God interview)* *Nardwuar:* So, God, the meaning of life is (insert meaning of life) *God:* WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?! *Nardwuar:* You're God, we have to know

[@Daniel-xp4yg]

Andres Torres 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@a.j.animations2235]

XD XD

[@geesixnine]

Andres Torres 😂😂😂

[@pokiest1]

😂😂😂😂

[@pezze8543]

True

[@Dioopz]

Just imagine if Travis’s Spanish teacher found that clip

[@amazigh8087]

Lmao

[@UNDERLORDFARQUAD]

Chicken Daddy she most likely did

[@francoochoa3176]

She hit him up after you already know the fucking vibes

[@beatsbymanolo1584]

And?

[@hotsauceanimations8906]

She probably did

[@melojordans23]

Lowkey I’d be scared getting interviewed by him. So here’s a picture of the hit n run you escaped from in 2011

[@Daniel-xp4yg]

Melancholy lmaooo

[@cheesecakelasagna]

He's secretly with the feds.

[@johnedabz]

Melancholy he fs acting a lil fed😂

[@Hairlinethehairline]

damn self snitchin now

[@edgaragcc]

i read that in his voice 💀

[@sbFreakinxRican]

ugly god was about to cry from all the nostalgia

[@snekaroo1397]

cry water

[@sensethevillen]

Splash

[@schizophrenia.]

Man that shit hit

[@danterosenberg7506]

No more Brett

[@chunciegriffin7303]

Dante Rosenberg he was so sad 🥺

[@aaronvanmorris6005]

He probably just hits up the rappers moms and asks them for personal information

[@The_zenithgod]

He actually does with their family members, close friends, and manager

[@aaroneusjames2342]

Yeah thats gotta be it.

[@centanhotbox84]

prooves how stupid they are. 100 ppl being interviewed and no1 asked nardwuar if he talked to their parents.

[@AR-ck8ub]

centan hotbox no one would think he asked they’re parents. Manager probably but parents nah..

[@kevv9277]

Nah he’s a demon

[@gamerman360]

Nardwuar is 5th dimensional being. He experiences all of time and knowledge on a physical level

[@charlesterras3717]

That’s how he can freeze time for himself like in the the video

[@tannerschweng7956]

Hahahaha, he uses his power to interview hip hop artists

[@masteryeet8617]

He knows all

[@redrumsh444wty3]

gamerman360 but he had to ask Travis Scott how to he holds up his pants while performing smfh

[@minorpatch7030]

Then he sure know who killed 2pac

[@beavis13245]

Yoo if Nardwuar was on law and order, each episode would be less than 10 minutes long lol

[@oscarpena00op]

beavis13245 with commercial breaks

[@benalbert62]

Boy it would be like 5 minutes with commercial beaks

[@Wired4Life2]

*That's generous and you know it.*

[@MarkQuick0411]

Freeze frame with him Smiling with the defendant and lawyers

[@TheVCudi]

Prison Mike is that you!

[@nolanjohnson7401]

I wonder if Nardwuar sometimes just says random names and has unbelievable luck

[@kisame3151]

you mean like a cold reader? interesting thought but i dont think he'd take the risk.

[@dabossman5650]

johnsonthecelt Johnson lmao

[@RinkoDinko]

casual filth MY BROTHER

[@kisame3151]

jesus brother you look awful who did that to you?

[@MrHimyhimy]

johnsonthecelt Johnson LOL

[@ar_6449]

Ugly god was shook

[@TheLastNinja]

YOU MEAN my childhood....

[@UGLYBOYwrld]

TheLastNinja 😂😭💀

[@jadonmuller1576]

You mean „ he wath thocked „

[@word8512]

Bro I would be too 😂😂😂

[@trollsometimes9789]

"I was born at 1 2 3" Bruh its such a common thing. If you were born like 12:34 on May on the 6th in like 2007 it would be weird

[@tomaschinchilla6297]

Can't believe that the same guy who interviewed Kurt Cobain also interviewed Ugly God

[@brycewall]

Fuck ugly god

[@shutupdodo3686]

Tomas Chinchilla wtf did ugly god do to y’all

[@mania4949]

Shut Up Dodo it’s a song

[@MonsieurCorbusier]

and he didn’t even age

[@hellboy5411]

What the fuck any of this mean

[@Ceade_]

if nardwuar interviewed god and he was like "God you are going to destroy the earth in 3012 " he would be like "How tf do you know that bro"

[@Daniel-xp4yg]

VAPASS “ you’re god we have to know “

[@pynaxull3743]

@@Daniel-xp4yg god :its not on the internet or no where ............. the fuckkk.

[@paigej4995]

Nardwuar is god wym

[@Time-jd4cb]

Yo after that God does the Uzi run and dips to heaven ,,Yo this guy nardwuar crazy I'm pretty sure I didn't create this guy and Lucifer neither tf hahaha''

[@jagmeetsinghbajwa46]

Nah 3005

[@99calvin98]

"So Drake, what were these texts to Millie Bobby Brown about?" Drake:

[@aravsandhala6821]

HZRD Axzul well that was revealed in a Millie Bobby brown interview

[@bondansyamsu901]

Lol this aged well

[@TheHotepKing]

i promise nardwuar is with the feds

[@DWhite205]

DRock2847 i swear, hip hop police or sum

[@pixelz1199]

Took that from Tylers interview.

[@htraddisck594]

“So Tyler, what can you tell us about homosexuality?”

[@centralhalo6648]

Htraddis Ck no more questions

[@justinmoorer8219]

“Ayo”

[@giovannivieira5830]

@@justinmoorer8219 lmaoo

[@cottony4dr]

“You with the Feds?!”

[@infamouszephon]

Imagine if this dude was in 6ix9ine’s position, Judge: “Your looking at 26 years” Nardwuar: *”Wanna know how God was made?”*

[@IohsmdIglomdrnIjsmsIhafmIafmli]

Infamous Zephon I read this in his voice and it’s so fitting

[@SameerKhan-vg3yg]

Holy shit nardwuar knows the exact time when ugly god was born and my mom doesn’t even know the exact time I was born

[@yakovhadash]

Sameer Khan Nardwuar knows. You’re Sameer Khan -- we have to know.

[@kushwizard88]

Yakov hahahaha

[@Slater711]

no more brett :(

[@boonbrazy338]

Slater Freytag brett the realest nigga in italy.

[@mightybison15]

That got deep

[@Kyle-mb4dg]

im crying

[@LuisGutierrezG123]

So sad 😔

[@liquicitizendirk2147]

"teached me how to catch lizards"

[@nutmaster652]

_”where does the meat spray go”_

[@salamander7184]

ツXFuse- yo that shit happens to me all the damn and its trippu

[@kierxn19]

0:26 “Travis Scott did you have a teacher called Mrs *REE EER?* “

[@hussainraja5568]

ye she had those big tiddys

[@l3ngendd3aler31]

is that her?

[@3nvytahd0s66]

That’s where roddy ricch got his beat

[@pdubbxdmobliegamer5244]

Nardwaur the dude in game chat who gets flamed and then exposes where u live and who are u💀💀💀😭

[@paidforonlyfans]

Oml 😭

[@Vamp247]

Nardwuar knows about everyone’s life... *but we know nothing about his*

[@damilotunfatoye7778]

Creepy😂

[@MrStickman13579]

“He was my best friend. And just outta nowhere I had to move to Ohio. And then, no more Bret.” That shit was sad

[@clinshrif8523]

💔💔💔💔

[@aight7790]

He knows everything but how travis scott keeps his pants up.

[@schizophrenia.]

LOL

[@sourpachman3989]

*NardWurd breathes * Rappers- “how did you know that”

[@joosse9217]

brett made ugly god cuz he got all his clout from the lizard on his nose

[@jahslimane]

Bastam Bastam it's a joke nigga chill

[@internet-spacetest]

@@bastambastam9186 damn bruh

[@brettcastillo2362]

When ugly god said “Shout out Brett!” Ive never felt so loved and appreciated :,)

[@papayer]

s e n s a t i o n a l

[@sliferskydrag3055]

No one: The Government: We are the Government we have to know

[@PantonePapi]

Nardwuar is the equivalent of showing black people street magic.

[@jamesmccallum8316]

"No more Brett" That was the saddest thing I've ever heard

[@sweatyapenipples8281]

Nardwuar knows who let the dogs out

[@juppe6679]

omg.

[@juppe6679]

this is it. this is the comment

[@xvmarr]

lmaooo

[@m-sav524]

😂😂😂😂

[@mlggodzilla1567]

Seriously underrated

[@swga1558]

0:59 travis starts doing some GTA San Andreas npc moves lmao

[@laural2891]

LMAO

[@benjaminkyle3867]

His now 70 year old spanish teacher has watched this.

[@amazigh8087]

@@GtaRockt the one who used to be thicc

[@circlesquarer]

His only response is "You're ____, we have to know that!"

[@cal1co_]

Nardwuar: so heres a picture of all the pencils you ever used in your entire life

[@daxerbreh]

Nardwuar be like Nardwuar: did you drop some lint at exactly 3:38 on August 18, 2014? Guest: WHAT THE FUCK??? how you know that?? Nardwuar: You’re (guest) we have to know!

[@mind-of-neo]

"how do you know the exact minute i wss born?" Nardwuar: "you are ugly god, we have to know

[@overanalyzings]

Ugly God was truly spooked lmao

[@haydenfisher1387]

Yeah, he’s one of the Watchers FOR SURE

[@250ghackfleisch4]

plot twist: this guy actually travels time and stalks the people he interviews

[@matthewharrity8869]

“You’re _____, we have to know”

[@jesus07575]

Jugo MNDO666

[@j.masonbrown6216]

I wonder if Nardwuar has ever discovered prior unconvicted crimes of artists but keeps quiet about them.

[@ndx2k]

Nardwuar is the Oracle

[@joosse9217]

nardwuar is omniscient

[@AlexA-cu4rn]

How tf does he know all These different things and how does she get his hands in some of those super crazy gifts he gives out... mind blown

[@koenvrieling5742]

Alex Sacks he talks to their management/families

[@Duncan_Audio]

Watch his TED talk. He asks people instead of looking stuff up.

[@Scoreos77]

RIPussy i heard he goes to thrift stores n shit

[@Lemaforthewin]

he's in 2 bands. He knows a lot of thrift and vinyl stores.

[@UGLYBOYwrld]

koen vrieling nah he know shit parents or management shouldn't know

[@discver6660]

I can imagine Nardwuar sitting in the middle of an empty room, eyes closed, levitating, slowly gathering information from travelling back in time to witness these moments

[@evanrindlisbacher8058]

Maybe he knows where my dad went because lately I haven’t had much luck

[@patricearchive]

“Yeth I was bord at 123”

[@CT.ALEXX_]

NO MORE BRET :(

[@CadenUnnasch]

I'm super sick and super tired so when he said that I near cried

[@iiSomeone]

I wouldn’t want him to meet my parents. Shit is too destructive.

[@Skitzos23]

3:43 mans started getting bullied 😂

[@Diplomastronaut]

Nardwuar was Pusha Ts source for Story of Adidon

[@ferrocha26]

You know that if Nardwaur was in the DC universe, he would figure out Batman's identity.

[@azudemttila]

Bruh hes the riddler

[@alekz1640]

“you’re ___ we have to know that”

[@thirstquencher956]

your **insert rapper name** we have to know.

[@YT_AKai_]

My senior quote - "where does the meat spray go"

[@yungjoemighty879]

Ugly God had a mental breakdown XD

[@Lord-Darkness]

Dudes know everything

[@zulianadryan686]

The transition is just like GTA San Andreas

[@agiantsquid8552]

This guy is a stalker

[@kiwitoast832]

0:44 Travis Scott’s laugh doe

[@antiloser70]

I swear narduwar just calls these dudes moms before the interviews lmao

[@fijiwater6030]

He never reveals how he knows this shit, makes him even more mysterious.

[@lordpopo4450]

he said "just ask"

[@SashaCreighton-o5g]

he used to reveal where he got his records and shit, but now he doesn't.

[@jario2970]

akashi serijo he was in a tedtalk that explains how he knows about everything. Simple explanation: He just asks people.

[@__toad]

"so 21 Savage, how's the tea in Britain"

[@Boomy214]

That white guy at the end awkwardly trying to get in the pic 😂

[@hassaniachahine6794]

Nardwuar :”I heard you shitted yo pants in high school” Me:”how do you even know that” Nardwuar:”you’re *full name who lives in...* we have to know

[@Inflake]

Narduwar either has great memory or crazy luck... or just the creepiest stalker ever

[@wl-z219]

0:27 that’s a weird name...

[@bellatronx1385]

Vulpe Lmao what even?

[@demianrednovak]

Ms Hyewh

[@moebitchez4234]

The c.i.a should recruit this fucken guy.

[@leire4108]

Guest: Woah how do u know that?! Nardwuar: 🎤

[@ratryox5667]

0:39 He actually posted an album called “The Graduates” online with his friend and she talked about her in the album. He actually used the “OOOOOOOOHHH” Beach Boys sample there, and in Carousel aswell.

[@ThriveandRiseMen]

I only want to get famous just to hear nardwuar say “hey here’s the first porn video you watched”

[@Alethegoat]

Nardwaur: your dad is your mom

[@TechSpiritedZ]

“Travis Scott did you have a teacher called Mrs. Æ? Yeah-“

[@0s4m4-5]

Nardwuar knows Victoria's secret

[@niiraqs]

i would never cheat on nardwuar , i’d be scared as hell

[@MarkiplierOfficial]

Nardwuar is the only guy that can make other dudes say “what” after every. fucking. sentence.

[@yunhyy]

This man has the secret krabby patty formula

[@meatyninja_1391]

Travis Scott’s Spanish teacher watching this: 👁👄👁

[@BramsCommando]

Nardwuar is CIA confirmed

[@golfyboii1801]

this man knows who killed pac

[@purpnle2908]

They all looked like they was about to beat him up at one point

[@mfkilla7959]

Mrs. Vrereere

[@justinhernandez2217]

*Protect Nardwar at all costs*

[@rplayer360]

Facts!!

[@HostilePottery]

"Where does the meat spray go?"

[@joshgiannini7243]

So is nobody going to talk about the belt vine?

[@ExploreSteve]

It's not just famous people, it's YOU too.

[@zibberebbiz]

I just watched a compilation of mean artists bullying Nardwuar and this video is cleansing my soul of all that nastiness

[@nakiratiara7642]

The shock is so amazing lol

[@LeatherfacePapi]

Nardwuar used DMT, Acid, Shrooms, Weed and Truffles and opened his third eye

[@oscarelite6503]

Thank god he’s not using his power for evil

[@halo99yo]

"You're [insert name] we have to know!"

[@monsterenergydrink8562]

“You’re _____ we have to know!”

[@thepersonwhoasked3945]

Everyone gangsta till he becomes a detective

[@Punchadragon]

0:26 Did you have a teacher called Mrs. Reeyeah *Woah!*

[@robinss2863]

Shout out Brett

[@raffidedeyan4230]

Am i the only one that thinks that joey bada$$'s voice is really satisfying

[@Jr-fm2ye]

you can't know everything without knowing nothing

[@bbrentlafou]

Nardwuar:Figuring out when Travis dies. Travis- How you know that? Nardwuar-Your Travis Scott, we have to know that.