Nateland | Ep

[@ms.bkaraokeb4307]

I'm so glad Dusty is a regular now.🙂 He's a joy to listen too. I love his commentary and his perspective on things. Such a treat💛

[@Sheperdlover420]

Yup, even though I don't know him he seems like a genuinely nice dude!

[@timmcpherson0567]

Watching y'all from Australia. Mate I can't stop laughing every time you say 'daggummit'. Keep it up guys, like alot of other listeners I've got a stressful job and I watch Nateland cause I know I don't have to think. Just fun stuff, most of it so incorrect it's hilarious. But no thinking required, no inappropriate stuff so I can listen any time I want, no politics or whatever. It is such a de-stresser every day. Watching each latest episode but only found this a few weeks or so ago after watching Nate's standup so I"m starting from the beginning as well. You guys get me through my day, thankyou from Sydney's northern beaches in Australia :)

[@rustysjourney]

I love this. Nateland: No thinking required. Great tag line.

[@PrideRock92]

I have never been more proud of a grown man reading as I was when Nate did the Bionic Reading. I was driving and listened in disbelief, pushing my head all the way into the headrest when he was reading. Literally taken aback. Even with that little wobble, Nate should be proud to finally be reading at an 8th grade level.

[@btsnake]

I didn't believe it could happen until I heard it with my own eyes

[@meg5897]

Now that Dusty is on I can't help but think TN version of King of the Hill. Especially when they do rounds of "yeah". Nate is Hank(boyscout), Dusty is Dale (general distrust in the system), Brian is Bill(but not sad like Bill), and Aaron is Boomhauer( young hotshot who speaks in words that are difficult to understand).

[@uxhdwgfqak]

someone needs to illustrate this 🤣

[@lukeduke7067]

“That dang ol’ gout I tell ya, hurt my foot man.”

[@JeremyKGover]

If Nate Landman makes the NFL roster this August, I fully expect all four of you guys to be wearing LANDMAN jerseys on the next episode.

[@julissagarcia1137]

Woke up this morning and opened up to the Nateland podcast to see what the topic was. Got really excited about “Spices and Secret Ingredients” then realized when they got to the topic that I totally read it wrong. Still a good episode. Still my favorite podcast!

[@rellenoz]

Spices would be a fantastic topic!!!

[@bethj.9388]

Watching Nate blaze through that paragraph with bionic reading was the closest I’ve ever come to watching a miracle happen. It felt like the moment in the Disney movie where the underdog finally reaches his full potential. Someone needs to edit that with some heroic music playing in the background. What a moment.

[@amberblack9587]

Nate’s sudden confusion to his sudden realisation of the insane amount of money of government spends on the stupidest things was so relatable!

[@todd.a.weinberg]

Nate as a secret agent: "I'll have one milk with ice in it, shaken not stirred."

[@TraciePike]

🤣

[@wesleygay7294]

Hey Nate, Aaron, and Bomb Shelter, and Dusty I just wanted to let you know that Aaron is now a source. For my final speech of high highschool I decided to base my speech off of Aaron's ted talk about failure. Aaron helped me get a 98% on the speech, thank a bunch.

[@kristinamarshall6386]

So my husband had a professor in college that was a former spy. I heard lots of stories about him, and one day while at a chick-filé my husband pointed him out to me and introduced me to "Bob" the spy. The funny thing is I was standing 4 feet from him and did not notice him even when my husband tried to point him out. He just blends into the backdrop totally. Bob was the most unremarkable person in the room. So yeah I think Breakfast would be the best spy from Nateland.

[@nathanielwiens]

Chick-filé. Like a fancy French bistro that's really a knockoff Chick-fil-A. Thank you, I will be stealing this. lol

[@MattLaCombe]

Aaron: They probably don't care about your high school GPA. Nate: Well that's all I have. 1:43:48

[@Foxs_tale_]

I love the pause between foldable mountain bike and lock when reading the ad....goes from a great deal to a slightly less great deal

[@jacoboseneek2303]

I go to bed listening to these podcasts, now Dusty's voice haunt's my dreams... I'm having a good time in my sleep. Nate move over, the new narrator of my dreams is a ironing board thief.

[@richieoscar6637]

I was watching Winnie the Pooh with my 4 year old son the other day, and I realized that you guys are the real-life version of the characters. Nate is Pooh: a little slow, and always looking for something sweet to eat. Bates is piglet: always worried, but the only reason anything ever gets done. Aaron is Rabbit: thinks he’s the smartest of the bunch, but the audience really knows the truth. Dusty is a bit of a wildcard, but he definitely gives off Eeyore vibes. Love the pod! Keep it up folks!

[@TheDoctorJones]

Dusty is definitely Tigger. Unpredictable recovering drug addict who had clearly had an eventful past.

[@gigglyme2001]

When Nate breezed through the bionic reading paragraph (with just small stumble) I stopped what I was doing and looked at the screen with such a big smile on my face and hands up on the air. I literally felt like a parent watching their child perform or achieve something at a talent show. That made me so happy:)

[@valarielefavour5642]

You guys should create your own sitcom! You would be great!!

[@cccc13.]

G morning Folks!

[@btsnake]

Just writing in to say what an absolute pleasure it was to see grandpa and the gout in person, together for the first time, in Woodstock. It was a bit of a last minute decision on my part to go but what an absolute banger of a show. Way to just kill it. Also, shout out to the very funny opener, Andrew Stanley. Thank you as always for the laughs and I'm excited to see what secrets I'll learn today

[@tokoloshe42]

When Aaron weber like the grill asked if they were regular church pews I totally thought he was gonna follow it up with ive cracked a few, love these cuzzy wuzzies

[@juliecoop]

Does anyone else just watch like 20 minutes a day, to make the Nateland 'pod' last all week?😄

[@richardgatling4663]

One hundred and one eps in and you folks still deliver every time. With the addition of Dusty, I’m really hoping for a part two of conspiracy theories

[@NewandOldFunkoPopUnboxings]

When does Dusty get to do live ad reads? Surely he was brought on the show to court potential pesticide advertisers.

[@jordanmadden7388]

“Weeds can’t hide from Spectracide!”

[@todd.a.weinberg]

…he just start working ads for pesticides into the conversation and then Bone Broth finally realizes it in like episode #200

[@ksimon6485]

Loving y’all since Episode #1. My wife and I work at an Emergency 911 center and my Wife has started using Hello Folks at the beginning of every memo that she has put out. Brings a little smile to those who are in the know.

[@laurendamico7729]

Thank you to Nate for giving my twin sons a night to remember meeting you backstage after your show at The Beacon. My son was the one who told you the Titans would go 8-9 next season. I’m sorry to have missed it but we will be sure to see you in November in Newark. I also should mention, my kids think you are way cooler than their magician dad who happens to be friends with your dad.

[@mr.griftyogaff1973]

The topic of spies and secret agents always has me thinking of the movie burn after reading. Great episode

[@cameron8414]

During the shark GPS story, Aaron and Dusty are making a call back to the Missouri shark attacks while Nate is legitimately trying to figure out how they could control sharks through GPS.

[@chrisradcliffe6928]

Please tell me I’m not the only one who heard Nate say, “eagle friendly” at 30:34

[@laurawagner1627]

I’m pretty sure it was eco friendly

[@chrisradcliffe6928]

@@laurawagner1627 yeah he said eco, it just sounded like eagle 😂

[@jaredhomer7794]

Hello, Folks! 1:48:50 BumbleeGuy lays out Nate with the most gentle, tender, haymarker of the episode. "50 miles?" Bless your soul. Love the show - don't eat or drink while listening!

[@gregoryfuller30]

Hey Nate! Long time caller first time listener. I think you should pitch " Clean in one fell swoop" as the new slogan to Every Man Jack. Love the show and have laughed during every episode I watched. Dusty, Aaron, and Lunchbox are all great contributors to the madness.

[@paigebrown8743]

Love this topic! In the 90’s, a distant relative of my husbands was a high ranking military official, and he was found dead in a hotel room with a briefcase cuffed to his hand. Supposedly, an autopsy was performed by federal agents and their reported cause of death was natural causes via a heart attack. They wouldn’t let the family perform an independent autopsy, and his body was cremated within a day of his death, and the family had no say. His wife later found out he worked with the CIA. So many of his records are sealed, and we’ll likely never know what he was actually involved in or what happened. My husband theorizes that he was killed by a foreign spy, and the government didn’t want that information getting out to other adversaries, and that’s why they rushed everything and buried the ordeal.

[@todd.a.weinberg]

But what was in the briefcase?!

[@paigebrown8743]

@@todd.a.weinberg Sadly, we’ll never know. One of many questions left unanswered.

[@hootiehootheblowphish4109]

Y'all need to call some reporters

[@ellieb445]

The last 10 minutes were GOLD 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Grace-xg2ou]

Hey Bear! I love the spy movie, The Man Who Knew too Little. It’s hilarious 🤣

[@upgraydde823]

Hello folks!

[@desi4227]

Hello Folks!! Love the podcast! Dusty is a fun addition. He was on Steve Byrne’s Comedy Pinata podcast as a guest and was great there also! Lucy was also a great guest!! Aaron’s house must be fun! Nateland is the greatest! Appreciate the fun conversations and the little getaway. I especially like to listen next to my Solo stove bonfire😁 Take care and keep up the good work❤️

[@HLR701]

I loved this episode! Keep up the good work.

[@sneezyrider1]

Nate defending Yuri Gellar is so funny. The guy was fleecing people as a fraud and Johnny exposed him to help people not be taken advantage of. Serendipitous folks.

[@ejbhorner]

Yea

[@kmkarebare]

Yeah, I got the impression Nate initially wasn’t grasping the fact that Yuri tried to pass himself off as someone who could legit bend things with his mind…. and not as an illusionist.

[@ReedU33]

Just got home from the Atlantic City show at the Borgata. Absolutely amazing! I grew up just north of Nashville in the small town of Greenbrier, TN but now live in Dover, De so it was nice to be able to support a hometown comedian in Atlantic City! Keep up the good work!

[@lewisjohnstone7512]

I teach uni students in Australia. And I greeted them with a “hello folks” in my best Nate impression. I had one student groan “ergh let’s go!” Not excited, more like just get on with it. I don’t think he knew the about the Nateland podcast. I now just get straight onto the work that needs to be done.

[@ughmisfit]

That Egyptian shark bit had me dying!!!

[@conservativepineapples6203]

Super fun episode, guys!

[@RobertVinnyLombardi]

Two episodes in and it’s time that Dusty gets some ad time. I think I’d be sold on ‘Every Man Jack’ products if Dusty was doing the narration instead of Beethoven. Just feels like a natural fit coming from Dusty! Great addition to the team. Keep cranking out the laughs.

[@paulm.e.mueller2903]

The small Christian school I grew up in had a carpeted gym floor. It was allegedly sold to them as "The gym of the future." We felt it was a home court advantage, but the rug burns were quite painful. It's no longer carpeted today. I'll go proofread this now.

[@traviskent3108]

Had a great time with some buddies of mine at the Woodstock, GA show that Aaron and Bat Mobile headlined. Never seen either of their standup acts other than some clips on ig, but they were both great! Hope y’all come back again soon. Really needed a night out like that, and they did not disappoint.

[@Mp-sq9iw]

bat mobile 😭

[@andrewchevrier]

Nothing screams “Military Industrial Complex” like “20 million dollar bionic spy cat”.

[@djcaptainkirk3596]

We went to see Nate in Portland Maine in the fall and then again in Providence in April. I had thought seriously about yelling "Let's Go Folks" when you walked out on stage, but I decided against it because I didn't want to be one of many who did it. Much to my surprise, when you walked out no one said it. So, I panicked and yelled it out. You acknowledged it, which was great, while my wife was cringing in her seat. Later in the show you mentioned the Karate Kid and the guy RIGHT BEHING ME yelled out "Sweep the leg". You noticeably cringed. All I could think for the rest of the show was that you would think that I yelled both of those things. Then I felt bad cause I feel like if I hadn't yelled first, he wouldn't have felt like we are just yelling stuff out. Anyway, sorry about that. Great shows anyway. Love the Podcast and love that you added Dusty as a regular.

[@EQKimballinsurance]

Richard Grieco was in two seasons of 21 Jump Street as a detective. So when Aaron asked “what did he do, solve crimes at a high school?” He was actually spot on

[@marshallbarker3211]

Nate owes me a dollar! I had a mouthful of taco when Nate suggested that spying on your parents would be a good way gain relevant experience for becoming a spy, causing me to Shotgun taco throughout the interior of my car. I drive for Uber, having a car spackled with taco shrapnel does not suggest a Five Stars Rating. I had to go to the car wash and spend a dollar on the vacuums to de-taco things. I Loved this episode, and I'm excited to see Aaron and BBQ Beef Brisket at WiseGuys later this month.

[@thecreativechristianpod]

On today's episode of, I read too much into this podcast - Aaron's Zip, Zap, Zop reference tells me baseball isn't the only game he played. Lucky for you Aaron, I also dabble in the world of the theatre (please pronounce that word the way Brian says mature). Curious to know, Aaron, what plays were you in? For the folks at home, Zip Zap Zop is a theatre game played during rehearsals for kids.

[@cbailey4322]

Off topic question. Just wondering- with all the traveling you do, do you have an “Assistant to the traveling secretary”?

[@candiwoxland7520]

spy games with Robert Redford and Brad Pitt !!! That is the best one!!!

[@OldManSkateboards]

Work: Whatcha workin on? Me: I'm doin forks now!

[@craigbrannon9068]

Next time you guys are in Washington DC, check out the SPY Museum…. Tons of pretty crazy gadgets on display, including fake poop that has a transmitter inside, a fake scrotum to hide stuff in, etc… worth a visit if you get tired of looking at monuments 🙂

[@kmkarebare]

Agreed that museum was a great addition to downtown DC.

[@clintj]

1:24:00 had me crying

[@marymurphy1226]

Nate describing Brian as a spy sounds like he's Mr Magoo.

[@sweetresidue]

Hello nateland folks, Jeffrey plackett here. 2 things really quick, first. I love the addition of crusher dusky slay... we think alot alike and love a different point of view. Secondly, the spy pod 101... one of the most underrated spy film is the man that knew to little starring Bill Murray, it's a really hilarious spy comedy... and if you haven't seen it you should definitely check it out. Take care and thanks for making me laugh every weds on my mail route...

[@princesssummerland7269]

Hedy Lamar was a spy! Look it up, Brian! Love the show ❤️

[@Drewmedin]

Hello Folks! My wife and I are gonna be heading to Nashville in a couple of weeks for our 10-year anniversary! What are some things that people who actually live there think is cool? We’re generally not too touristy, so we’ve got almost no idea what to do. Great SODE, by the way!

[@robindaniel1508]

We visited Nashvegas recently and got a local brunch recommendation for the Frothy Monkey, which was delicious! We also enjoyed visiting the Parthenon and the Park surrounding - would be great for a picnic!

[@Drewmedin]

@@robindaniel1508 thank you very much! The Frothy Monkey should be easy to remember. Lol

[@ChaseMyska]

With the cat, they weren't trying to record people on a park bench. The US noticed that the Russian Embassy had cats that would walk around, so they sent this cat in hopes that it would be able to record inside of the embassy.

[@Shellssheridan]

The actual interview with Edward Snowden when the fire alarms go off is was on John Oliver’s show. They were across from the Kremlin. Very funny interview

[@bradrector524]

i cant believe there was all that talk about bending spoons and there was no mention of the matrix and the "there is no spoon" quote~ i really enjoyed the show as always, when i was in high school and in university recruiters from the cia would come talk to my russian class every year and try and get us to apply, thanks for the entertainment and jahbless~

[@brettgodbee]

We need another bigfoot episode now that Dusty is a regular.

[@nomehdrider]

The earliest known use of the noun steel is in the Old English period (pre-1150). steel is a word inherited from Germanic. Oxford English Dictionary

[@oliviatallchief9779]

Nate gets grumpy when they do more than one episode in one sitting. lol poor Bates

[@WitchyTrista]

I'd never gotten a pizza ad before until one day when we were getting pizza at work and we were talking about it, and I had my phone in my pocket, as I usually do. Next day - BOOM! - pizza ad on Facebook. Then I was telling a customer about it... and he said that he and three other friends were out for coffee and talking about some obscure type of clothing that I'd never heard of, so I don't remember what it was, and the next day, three of the four of them got ads for that clothing. There's NO WAY that's a coincidence.

[@shadowaxeband2897]

Hilarious 😂

[@ms.bkaraokeb4307]

Aaron explaining the "Cat Microphone" exspenses... 😡. HUSH!🤫We need a Migraine emoji.🤯

[@ericb40380]

You guys mentioned people leading interesting lives on here. Immediately made me think of Jeffrey "Skunk" Baxter. He played guitar for Steely Dan and the Doobie Brothers. Then moved onto advising the United States Congress on missile defense. You should read about that dude!

[@TerryNagle07]

It is amazing to me that Nate, Dusty and Aaron rip on Bitcoin for being "so old" and at the same time they all have the memory of a door knob while Bates can remember every detail of every podcast and of his performances.

[@kathleengillilan6413]

Hello Folks! The End (of the world) episode: To shorten a word or make new word just to sound cool is so in authentic. Totally agree w/Nate. Could because I’m a fellow Oregon trail generation member. We were on vacation with another couple. The husbands over heard Starbucks called “starbees.” Why just why?!?! So we use it as an inside joke now. Had to share this love the podcast. Love how Nate reads, keep it up, we are so the same brain! Had to type brain twice so I’d didn’t read Brian. Thanks for the laughs! Much love. Katie Gillilan PS to the youth my 70 year old mother used the word Cringe…so that’s about to be uncool. You are welcome.

[@dianebriggs8797]

Aaron, 1st you gotta get some good cats. Omg. Then Barnacle adds the guy who raised the cat is so proud & watching...then splat!

[@marshallbarker3211]

Rob Lowe was on a show called The low report it was like a solving mystery sort of show with his sons. They went and interviewed some people that were remote viewers in that CIA remote viewer program and it was a pretty interesting episode.

[@dustystephens7387]

Jay Leno on lebatard show, called Nate “Nick Bigotzee” maybe he needs to fire up that FB page again 😂😂…..Appreciate you boys and Nick!

[@princesssummerland7269]

Johnny Carson wanted to be a magician since he was a child!

[@acideauxrivarda3352]

Brian Bates: The Spy Who Worried Me

[@dylangreer4605]

Y’all forgot about Inspector Gadget. Great spy movie that was a big part of my childhood.

[@JaredGRisner]

I bet Weber is the whistling heckler at Dusty’s shows. Somebody’s trying to keep the man down and Web’s acting a little suspicious.

[@michaelwheeler6264]

YOU HAVE TO MAKE NATE LANDMAN A SPONSOR! Ho many podcast have a person born to represent it?

[@luisitaps]

I heard bassist too

[@TheBrandiHappenings]

Aaron thinking: 1: That these guys are so old that personal computers filled entire rooms of their house when they were growing up… And 2: That all three of these guys grew up with personal computers, period 🤭🤭🤭

[@justinrivera6685]

What's also funny about Aaron trying to get people to believe that he traveled back in time to stop 9/11, is that if someone asks what he does for a living in the future, he'll have to say "I'm a stand-up comedian in the future." All the more reason not to believe him!

[@thecreativechristianpod]

Aw man, just realized everyone on the pod now, but Brian, has a beard. Is your face feeling lonely, bumble bee bates?

[@CABHC]

It's even crazier when you buy a product in a store and as soon as you're home, you get ads for it. The only role your phone had in the situation was being in your back pocket.

[@natalieheinrich1746]

But wouldn't we be better off if more parents were stricter?!? Can't hurt. However, the opposite can do a lot of damage. 10:16

[@joecicero6021]

Man, literally snorting from laughter at Aaron’s big plan to go back and stop 9-11. It’s no wonder he thinks it’s such an impossible task when his big plan was to go back to Montgomery, Alabama 24 hours before the attack in what could be argued as the least effective starting point to have any positive effect on the future. 😂

[@niksaaam]

“ The catcher was a spy “ with Paul Rudd was a good movie

[@mattdalrymple8703]

I am an avid listener of YMH and Nateland plus whatever the heck Jeselnik is doing. Nate, Aaron and braille are a great reprieve from the horror of YMH. Keep them high and tight my dudes.

[@jdurant4389]

Dusty Slay keeping it real! “5G you know what I mean”.

[@bmanaggie09]

I love this "pod". However, it alludes me how a "comedy" podcast can do an episode about spies and not even mention the show/remade movie of Get Smart. A comedy show about a bumbling spy that surely Nate and I know Brake pad would love or did love. Do better guys. Still love the show, nonetheless. Ps: Love adding Dusty, I'm sure it was Bisquick's call. He seems to know what buttons to push to keep the show fresh.

[@btsnake]

They talked about Rowan Atkinson without mentioning any Blackadder, but they did mention Johnny English which is like Get Smart so it's all good

[@JordanHochstrasser]

With all the movies mentioned how did you all fail to mention the classic, "The Man Who Knew Too Little" starring Bill Murray? Yes, it's unrealistic. But Murray was great and I find it hilarious. So many quotable lines and memorable moments.

[@mr47bm72]

i can’t watch the new episode. is it region locked or something???

[@chuckmullikin4539]

my daughter refers to this podcast as 'what dad listens to when he doesn't want to think'. I have been thinking and have a fan theory I'd like your feedback on, a theory that was strengthened in the last live show when Aaron 'friendship class' Grill-boy briefly wondered why Antarctica is no considered a country even though Australia is. Here's my theory: Stanford University is a silent sponsor and Nate secretly gets money every time he holds up Aaron as a product of Notre Dame. Thanks for your podcast, it has been a great mind break. Side note, I saw Nate in Des Moines right before the pandemic, it was the show with the swooping bat in the middle of the set. I hope Biscuit and the Poster boy of Notre Dame can make it here sometime as well.

[@RickardoMute]

Nates idea of what would qualify as a spy sounds alot like a vagabond or a drifter

[@gregorydunn6143]

Let Dusty read some adds too!

[@lindaschmidt8878]

Come back to Jacksonville Fl !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@imbradandyouarenot]

I wonder what Dusty smells like?

[@tokoloshe42]

Probably whatever ur imagining is right

[@chrisludwig7964]

A spy....

[@jasonwilliams1497]

Cinnamon (most likely)

[@todd.a.weinberg]

America

[@brittanyldg]

Bad decisions and regret

[@Creativefunnyname]

Sounds to me like Nostradamus predicted steel too...

[@jacoboseneek2303]

Them endorsements in the beginning of video... Spot on bruv. 👌🏼

[@drwdzz]

Please come to Vegas! To do a show not just to come...

[@a88senna]

I unironically greet the class with Hello Folks or Alright Folks let's make a start, just because it's gender neutral, so better than guys, lads etc. and it's laid back enough and formal enough to just strike the balance, but since I've started listening to this pod I get a chuckle out of it that I'm fairly sure nobody else understands.