Nateland | Ep #87 - Life Hacks & World Records ft. Caleb Elliott

[@heatherhellickson9166]

OMG! I am just seeing this and I thought I had seen every Nateland but this is GOLD! I am sure no one will ever see this comment but I love you all over again❤!!!🎉😂🤣You are the best!!

[@kristenpattani7596]

Nate’s annoyance at Bolster reading about life hacks has the same energy as The Office episode where Toby explains the hazards of working in an office environment to the warehouse employees and Michael can’t handle it. It was all I could do to not burst out laughing at work! Thanks for keeping my Wednesdays upbeat, guys! ❤️

[@rubyfaith2433]

hahahaaa i said that too

[@kmkarebare]

‘People are listening to this!’ ….classic! I simply love these guys.

[@dabjohn]

Caleb's DryBar special is hilarious, y'all should check it out. One of the best up and coming clean comics out there.

[@calebelliott]

Ayye! Thank man!!

[@matthewparrish1740]

“When does the podcast start?”😂😂 Caleb came in hot and torched Aaron a minute after a sitting down. That was great.

[@calebelliott]

Haha! glad you liked it!

[@matthewparrish1740]

@@calebelliott Heck yeah!! You nailed it lol

[@kvisa82]

"You need the room!" Dying. I laughed until I cried. Yall are back! And I'm lovin every minute of it!

[@chorkielover]

Saw Nate in Salt Lake last night. Took my brother who had never seen Nate perform (even though I told him months ago to watch the specials & listen to the podcast). My brother wanted me to know up front that he never watched them, and that he doesn’t laugh out loud a lot. Grin? Maybe. But laugh? No. I told him not to worry about it. Nate promised he would win people over who had never seen him before. And Nate delivered! My brother laughed through the entire show. After it was over, he said, “That went by so fast!” Thanks, Nate, for all you do. I enjoyed the evening with lots of Nateland fans around me in the first 4 rows of the theater! Let’s go, folks!

[@tylergorham7301]

My dear mother found something she liked on Pinterest and wanted to share it with my grandma, so she did just what the website/app was designed to do... She took a picture of the computer screen on her digital camera, drove to a local camera/print shop to have the photo printed, then hand-delivered the picture of her computer screen to my grandma. Simple as that!

[@rubyfaith2433]

i hope so bad .. hahahaaa

[@boxgrafik]

Life hacks is one of the worst subjects for humour but made me laugh the most. Nates fume was palpable. Caleb has real Nateland energy, great addition!

[@markjohnson1923]

I’m not sure what the world record for not finishing a thought is, but I think Nate has got it.

[@meganwatson4621]

You need to have Caleb again. I just listened to his Dry Bar set and he is hilarious; this show did not do him justice.

[@andyberry3121]

If Etsy doesn’t change their slogan to, “It’s like EBay for this kind of stuff” they’re fools.

[@score3q]

Caleb, you have a new fan. Your opening sentences alone 🤣

[@elizabetha788]

Nate physically winced when Bubblegum read that life hack about the wet paper towel (58:08) and Caleb piling on Beefcake afterwards was Hilarious

[@calebelliott]

HAHA!

[@andyarb4575]

Recently got into the podcast and have started watching them from the beginning. I just finished this episode and started watching episode 10 on Stand-Up Comedy when Nate read a comment from Caleb Elliot. My mind was in a pretzel for a moment thinking 'wait, I just watched the ep with him.' Crazy how it has come full circle. Ps. Nate, I saw you in St. Louis last month and had me in tears laughing the entire show. Loving the pod, boys.

[@calebelliott]

Dude! Thats so cool that you figured that out! I was a fan of the podcast since day one! Its super cool man!

[@andrewweber6542]

My wife and I went to Nashville for our anniversary and got to meet Aaron Weber (with one B, like the grill) and soon to be dad Barstool. Guys couldn't have been nicer. Aaron had an awesome set at the show at Zanies, which kind of surprised me given Nate's opinion on this podcast. That means Bates must be an absolute killer. Hopefully we'll get to see him if he ever comes out to Seattle or Tacoma. Thanks for making the trip that much greater! It was so cool to meet you both.

[@landminehopscotch3617]

This channel popped up in my recommended one day, I think it was ep 3. My girlfriend and I watch it while we're cooking and go back to the older ones throughout the week. This episode might be our favorite, we laughed so hard it was difficult to stand up and cook. Thank you so much guys!

[@rockydiane]

Aaron’s tip to use a lazy susan in the refrigerator is my new favorite hack.

[@Gorillapino]

The fist 10 minutes of Episode 1 of the podcast "Somebody Stop Me!" is about to get a huge spike in plays. #OGAaronland

[@csgoat968]

I feel like Nate’s life hack about hooking your phone up to the TV is one of the most useful (I’ve been struggling to with my old crappy TV) and he completely fumbled on describing it coherently

[@MrGoodeditz]

After listening to every episode over the last couple of months, I am lost as to what to listen to at work, now that I'm all caught up. Maybe you, Aaron, and Bullwinkle should focus on releasing more than one podcast a week. Give us folks what we want....more Tur Lur, Horse divorce, Civilian Stations, etcetera. I absolutely love the podcast, and literally can't wait until next Wednesday for another episode, so I'm gonna start back at episode 1 and listen again. Keep it up fellas, laughter really is some good medicine.

[@aaronashby2980]

I would pay good money to hear Nate narrate an audiobook, listening to him read comments kills me everytime

[@turambar25]

Fame is funny. I saw Brian and Caleb on Dry Bar before I ever heard of Niles and Arnold and now they're some of my favorite comics.

[@dustystephens7387]

Jerry and the shovel Might be the hardest I’ve laughed in a long few episodes

[@mylayoverlife]

I wish I had the opportunity to interview again so I could tell someone about a time I went above and beyond at work. As an airline pilot, we had just landed after a flight from Los Angeles to Newark. We opened the cockpit door and one of the flight attendants told me her phone has fallen into the toilet. Like…into the poop. She only had 15 minutes until she had to be at the gate for her next flight so there wasn’t really time to wait for maintenance and I wasn’t about to let her dig her hand in the toilet, so I strapped on a glove, and a garbage bag and just….dove in. Was it chunky? Yes. Was it cold. Yes? Did I find the phone? Also yes. But because I couldn’t get a good grip with my garbage bag hand, I had to push it all the way to the wall of the tank so it wouldn’t keep sliding out of my fingers. When I pulled it out, we transferred it to a clean garbage bag and I said, “You’re gonna want to put that in rice.”

[@rewindsretro1328]

"so when does the podcast start?" - Caleb. That was so funny

[@calebelliott]

HAHA! Appreciate it!

[@rewindsretro1328]

@@calebelliott holy crap, you are awesome, you have a new fan now, hope to see you live someday

[@J_Quinn_Creates]

The life hack where you cross out words with random letters and numbers works great. I've used this ever since I first learned about it. Since I’m not involved in top secret international espionage, I have no clue why I need to use it, but my kid’s 8th grade math teacher clearly can’t be trusted.

[@patwalker9805]

The Grizzly hats!!! I just saw this! Thank you guys for the laughs… THE BEST PODCAST PERIOD!

[@sonjaeckmann5991]

This is the first episode where I actually had to laugh out loud (yes, I usually snicker and giggle throughout, but I’m also German) when Aaron was heartbroken that Nate made him a whale instead of a farm animal so he wouldn’t be able to hang out with them. Quick + so funny! Also, you guys missed an opportunity to cite a great Seinfeld bit when talking about the sun lotion bottle hack - put your wallet in the sneaker, because “what criminal mind could penetrate this fortress of security?” ☺️ Love you guys!

[@considerthetruth]

I'm going to see Nate in Salt Lake City this Friday! My wife and I are training our bodies to be able to stay awake past 10 pm for the show.

[@zombierobotsheep]

5:29 Badger saying “pursach” during an ad read for a language app just feels right.

[@1REspawnPLS]

Just looked up Caleb's work and holy hell this kid is talented! love this episode!

[@calebelliott]

Ayyee! Haha! Thank you so much!

[@albertseydler4976]

There were a lot of great lines from this episode, but the best one came from Nate during the ad read. While talking about Athletic Greens, Nate said “I’m getting used to the taste.” When he said that, all I heard was “yeah, it tastes like crap, but you’ll get used to it!” Great job guys

[@Foxs_tale_]

An hour and a half in and the topic hasn't even started....I wouldn't expect anything less! 🤣

[@marshallbarker3211]

Had the honor of somehow being Front and Center at Nate's 9:30 show on Friday the 25th in Salt Lake City. My face still hurts from laughing. What a fantastic show! My 23 year old son was with me. He is a big fan as well, but has not listened to the podcast yet. He looked at me like I had lost my mind when I yelled "Hello Folks". Oh well. It was an Epic Night!

[@travisbottlescomedy]

The moment Nate about rips off his headphones when he thinks BabyMaker is wrong and then realizes that in fact he was wrong is exactly how I feel when my 8 year old son Jeter gets one right over me, it's absolute frustration with his nonsense and then BAM change the subject because he was right lol. Great show fellas, and Caleb Elliott has a new fan. Let's Goooo Folks!

[@kevinwhite2930]

This episode started off with “we are back!” Then you guys proceeded to struggle to even get started for an hour. It was like Bengay and Aaron were using buckets to bail water from the Titanic while Nate was the band on the ship desperately trying to save morale with valiant attempts at humor. You guys somehow humbled yourselves. Let’s not get too cocky. I love this podcast!

[@Badgerr94]

Caleb might be my new favorite guest in the show. Also I haven't seen Forrest Gump either and I get so much flak for it.

[@darjapisorn3174]

Why is Aaron so freakishly good at ad reads?

[@tracynichols2400]

You were talking about Mike Vecchione's stand-up special, so I plugged him into Google to find some clips. In Google recommendations, it had "Mike Vecchione cephalapod" - I thought it was some famous bit he had about squids or something. When I clicked it, the first entry had "Michael Veccione - adjunct zoologist" - which led me to think, "Yeah, this guy gets it - he listens to Nateland" - but, it turns out, it is a different person who actually is an adjust zoologist at a university. Go figure. Thanks for the good times each week. You're doin' it!

[@joyspellmann4312]

I have remembered your advice about leaving the podcast when it gets too stressful with the meanness. Hopefully it will save my love of the show. 😊. I’m about an hour in and checking out. Heading on to the next one. 🙌

[@ryanbillinger336]

this was a great episode. i couldn’t help but feel bad for Bedpan while Aaron lost it over him not knowing what pinterest is. also Nate saying “i’m Michael Jordan and you guys are…children” after expecting him to compare them to an inferior basketball player was unexpected gold.

[@bhale9489]

I can’t wait for the day when Nate is not able to make the podcast and Aaron and Brickyard have to steer this ship alone. It’s gonna be GREAT!

[@abort3dfetis]

I feel like that would be a short episode

[@robertkemp8440]

Breakfast: did you ever get any autographs from Notre Dame football players? Aaron: no, but did you know this obscure fact The end

[@abort3dfetis]

@@robertkemp8440 Lol nailed it!

[@kalabyrum]

(This is Peggy) The big Mac stories are different. Super size me was the documentary about the guy who tried eating McDonald’s every day. The other story that Caleb was talking about is an old man who has eaten a big Mac every day for years and continues to do so. McDonald’s actually threw him a big Mac birthday when he hit a certain mile stone

[@GaryBurgess102]

I saw Mike Vecchione open for Nate in Greenville, SC. He is hilarious and I can't wait for the special!

[@michellerobinson5061]

"The irony is not lost on me..." In true comedic fashion, Aaron takes one or two off the chin. Nate's laugh after Aaron tells him he had 2 years in the business at the time of his podcast is the best!!! The silver lining to Aaron's failed attempts at "Somebody Stop Me", happens to be that he was able to bring all that knowledge to Nateland and help make it the success it is today! P.S. Aaron...the rooster!

[@clintonhunt9044]

Thank you for being the comedian I can watch with my mom. I met you in indy and you remembered that I was the one you made a shout out video to because at one point I missed your show because I was stuck in canada. You are truly the greatest average American. My story about you resonated so much that in indy I sat with your cousin Devin and they got me back stage to meet you. So much love to you and Beetlejuice and Aaron (AA-Ron). Keep up the funny.

[@tim_werdel]

Somebody should have informed Caleb that Nate is the only one allowed to show disinterest in a topic. When he asked “When does the podcast start?”, I loved the purposeful interaction to keep the discussion of the giant cup going. A topic should resolve itself of its own momentum.

[@calebelliott]

HAHA! It was a blast!

[@JoshuaKuntz57]

I'm red green color blind as well. Having my 10 year old step son ask me "what color is this" never gets old! My parent's favorite story was the time when I let it slip that I thought hamburgers were green when I was growing up. 🤣 If you are a young color blind person, I have one piece of life advice for you: Don't marry someone whose favorite color is purple. Unless you enjoy getting weird looks from teenagers working in the clothing department every time you ask, "what color is this?"

[@J_Quinn_Creates]

Nateland | Ep #87 - A heated discussion erupts over an unconventional use of dryer sheets. 57:04 Nate: I just don’t see how this is enjoyable for people to hear. I’m mean we’re just reading… Arron: Look, Here’s the thing, Nate, you got life figured out. Nate: I’m not saying I got life figured out! Aaron: No, I’m serious. You don’t need these life hacks. The rest of us we’re running around… its chaos out there. Caleb: Okay. [50’s beat poet style] Aaron: I need stuff like this!

[@joshuagrant1103]

My wife and I saw your show in Salt Lake last night. We went to Jerry Seinfeld a few years ago and Jim Gaffigan in December and your show blew them both away. So funny! Thanks for the night of laughs!

[@therobertharte]

This podcast can't take another life hacks segment. It will be the end of nateland

[@ChadRiden]

thank you for the kind words again, gents. Our first #BrokenRecordShow ran 184 hours and 16 minutes in 2015 and we beat our own record by 5 minutes each year for four consecutive years. Also, EVERY WEEK I can NOT believe Barnacle Bates doesn't get fired from this podcast. Every week I am astounded that this is allowed to continue. xxxooo

[@AniDeGrootForReal]

I'm supposed to be working on chemical processes for nanofabrication, but instead I'm procrastinating by sitting here and trying to think of a comment good enough to be read on an episode. This is as good as it gets for me tonight.

[@emmareed1787]

Great episode guys! Also, I was at Nate’s Boise show and Nate, you MURDERED!! It was one of the best experiences of my life, I hope I can see you again at a future show. Thank you for being you.

[@mdgallant18]

Good day guys, I love the show. I usually skip thru the adds but happened to listen to the Babbel add this week read by Aaron, and it may have been the funniest add I’ve heard in a while. Advocating that instead of joining a gym to get in better shape because it is very hard, he recommends learning a new language because it is a more realistic goal, Russian none the less. My wife is from Ukraine so I’m picking up some Russian as we go along, but I assure you, getting in a little better physical shape is easier than learning a new language, at least for most. Very funny. Keep up the good work.

[@r.zachhowell1009]

Boy, this one’s a barn burner…can’t believe they snookered me yet again!

[@mattgoodell7015]

There's a lot of "Cow" energy in this ep.. You should have Bricktones nose whistle on as a guest sometime.. Still love you guys tho!

[@RebekahDunne]

I followed Mike after he was on here. Love his Investigates show. He's so funny. Bad cop bad cop was great. Thanks for introducing me to him. Any clue when thre special will be out? Bet it'll be great. Good luck directing x

[@FeastForThought]

A Horse, A Cow and a Whale doing a podcast... that sounds like a very interesting Cartoon Pitch lol

[@shmooveyea]

"Just eats big macs he's doing fine" Nate just disassociated during supersize me. I think they told Morgan he was gunna die.

[@livewiiiiire]

Just saw that Nate is going to be in Santa Rosa soon! Too bad I'm only visiting 😭 Come to Little Rock, Nate! We will treat ya so good!

[@paulm.e.mueller2903]

Nate: "This podcast could have been an email." Contrary to Nate's belief, I think the fellas are at their best when they are severely underwhelmed with the information Brian brings to the table. (If tables are real of course.) I'll go proofread this now.

[@amberblack9587]

100% agree! The useless stupid topics are my favorite shows!

[@micah_182]

I came here to write this exact thing! Lol it’s never boring when they talk about literal nonsense. Nate, there is definitely people listening to the podcast and we’re here for all of the nonsense 🤘🏼lol be nice to brioche, he does a great job on the research lol

[@KevinZahner]

Brisket’s research that seems to annoy Nate is the best.

[@luisitaps]

I loved this episode.

[@calebelliott]

YAY!!

[@kentscroggins4982]

Nate: “That’s the best when someone just starts a podcast and they’re just very random” Nateland: “……”

[@turambar25]

I also love how angry Nash was about the life hacks, but they recovered well. Caleb is going to add this whole thing to his millennial set. "How have you not seen this movie?!" Caleb, like, (I just don't care.)

[@dustingaddis2423]

T-Shirt idea :: Nateland - People are listening to this! I'll take payment for the idea in the form of a large t-shirt.

[@asherwallick7767]

After learning Aaronland had a another podcast (Somebody Stop Me), I knew I needed to check it out. I want Aaron to know that I got through the whole first episode. I probably won’t get through the rest of the episodes, especially since a couple of them are around an hour,. Twenty minutes was hard enough. Aaronland is much funnier. Keep on making me laugh.

[@JBird918]

32:43 “you need the room” 😂😂

[@LA_Ohhey_Shotani]

I love how after Nate reads off several new diagnoses Barnhill admits they were many more “serious“ diagnoses but these are the more fun ones. Either he’s holding back because he doesn’t want Nate diagnosed or he just knows Nate would do nothing with the information. I could see Nate just using the diagnosis to justify calling Bubba a cow again. “You cow! I only say that because I have …..”

[@faithdomster5081]

Nate already took what I said and ran with it in his own special Nate way. “No need for a diagnosis- I’ll just say my brain is so smart and fast, that’s why I have to endure you two.” Breakfast is no dummy. He won’t give Nate any more fuel.

[@TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsVince]

I lost it when Bates pointed out "The Irish Man."

[@cameron8414]

Caleb 47 minutes into the podcast: "So when does the podcast start?" Is Aaron getting flashbacks of the Cutler episode?

[@calebelliott]

HAHA! Come on!

[@nicholashines235]

That was the greatest line. Caleb you are hilarious.

[@elibryrob]

Folks, I know I’m a week late, but I just started thinking about it and I can’t stop thinking about it. I just did the math, and 0.000000018 Rhode Islands could fit in that Rhodes beverage cup.

[@LA_Ohhey_Shotani]

Love when Nate is against a topic he goes full throttle although I admire Aaron’s support of life hacks. I’m there with him - I’ve learned so much from life hack videos. Or at least I did in the moment and very quickly after the video and it forgot everything I watched.

[@zosodubbs]

Its almost like they had a guest on this episode.

[@Zbkt]

If anyone is still thinking Aaron is a secret genius just watch him read the Babel advertisement on this episode. When he said “I checked the math on this” I almost crashed my car cause I choked on the water I was drinking. I think even Nate could figure out that 3 + 3 = 6 months. I’m so glad the podcast is back on track after a few episodes of Nate being nice to Bob The Builder I was pretty bored. Nateland Comedy is Back!!!

[@jennifersparkes]

If Nate thinks these hacks are bad, get him to watch a 5 minute crafts video! I recommend the soap hand 😂

[@aligilbert3897]

Aaron: what would I be Nate? Nate: a WHALE! So who do we talk to about getting Nate’s award for being the nicest comic taken away?? LOL 😂. Even though you are a jerk, we hope to see ya when you come home to NYC!!!! All jokes aside, love you guys and you are the only podcast I’ve ever listened to from the very beginning! I look forward to Wednesday’s and thank you all and your whole team for all your hard work- especially Laura, cuz we all know she’s the one that keeps this ship afloat!!

[@score3q]

My Dad always wet/damp a piece of paper towel, then placed it over his pizza when he put it in the microwave. Keeps it from drying out

[@apatternedhorizon]

Love hearing birds in the background.

[@findingthomas]

Nate talks about how is so excited about the new Scream movie, where the same characters are reprising their roles from the 90s but gets mad when a Spider-Man returns from the aughts.

[@matthewparrish1740]

Sounds like Chase went “above and beyond” by making up that story!! He shoulda got the Job!! I’ll hire Chase…I was quite impressed with his lie😂

[@LA_Ohhey_Shotani]

Any mentions on when the tv show Brian and Aaron did will eventually come out? I can’t wait to see Brian as the crazy dude and Aaron as the security guard.

[@GIBStheWURKAHOLIC]

Would’ve been great to hear from your guest

[@samh2098]

Etsy is handmade items, antiques, or craft supplies. It is an online shop where each artist/vendor has their own page . Pinterest is for idea boards and recipes. Each post will take you to a different website. If only you had a way to look this stuff up....

[@JWilson198]

New subscriber, started from the beginning a month ago and am currently on episode 44. Even when I’m just listening and not watching, I’m still annoyed by the vision etched in my brain of the logo not being centered on the desk. How many signatures on a petition are going to be needed to center that thing?

[@alyssarizzini2390]

does Nate not know the topic/plan for the podcast before they record? he always acts like what they plan to talk about is a big surprise

[@princesssummerland7269]

Nate has the best laugh ❤😂😂😂

[@RingoDGD]

LOL...Nate, they're not the same team. Befuddled is like, "what are you talking about?".

[@PaulieD1122]

I said it a long time ago and I'll say it again, please get Rory Scovel to join you guys on the podcast.

[@andrewmccracken5948]

If Nate is Red/Green colorblind, why make the Nateland logo a giant red banner?

[@jacobbraghini8901]

Y'all could start a email mailing list and just have it be Breakfast giving everyone some kind of life advice or a fun fact. Save us all a bit of time and save Nate's sanity.

[@noahstalcup155]

It would seem nobody on this podcast knows what kindling is. If you already have a fire going, you don’t need any more.

[@perjellum4185]

Hello Folks! Greetings from Copenhagen (Aaronland East). When y’all talked about the tallest man, Robert Wadlow blending in, I really related. I am 6’9 and remember vacationing in Maryland. Everyone from the pass port lady at the airport to the guy on the street would comment on my height with a “do you play ball?”. At Baltimore Aquarium, they had a machine that would meassure you and compare you to an aquatic animal. When I tried it, it went: “You are six foot nine and a half. You’re the size of a baby killer whale!” And after a pause it said: “You should play for the Celtics!”😀 In fact, I am an operatic tenor and am trying to find out if in fact I might be the tallest professional operatic tenor in the world. Most tenors are short, so I am working on it. Would be a fun thing to have on my website! Thanks for a great podcast! The light of my Wednesday! Let’s go! Per Jellum, Copenhagen

[@mikedome9475]

I was laughing out loud a few times on this one. The stupid topics Nate hates do bring out the great humor from him.

[@adamclausen8108]

I've recently found that when I'm driving around and I hit some heavy traffic or a slowdown, I yell out: "LET'S GO FOLKS!" Guess that's better than what I used to say. Thanks for the clean comedy.😁

[@gigglyme2001]

LOVE the hats! Go Grizzlies!

[@_m_m4]

I really really want to see nateland have Luis j. Gomez as a guest

[@mattgoodell7015]

Did you see the Yannis episode? Doggie... It would be just an hours long chain of bleeps

[@PowerfulDragon]

Did I hear Nate's voice narrating the trailer to Aperture's Desk Job?

[@travisfoley4923]

Nate how was Aaronand? You were on it the second the Rhodes cup discussion began!