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[@DocManhattan56]

Greg talking super seriously about the peanut butter business is the funniest

[@derekchapman-hn4sk]

Wish GW was on more often

[@nakayummy]

"i shot it there for reason man, I shot it there cuz that's where Jif's made!"

[@J_Quinn_Creates]

4 sure! It's like he's talking about being in the Mob. It made it even better that Bagel was trying to start fights talking about "I'm a Lay's man," Aaron is laughing the whole time thinking the same thing we are, and Nate is just trying to figure out how to say salmonella. 🤣🤣 So funny!

[@mandoville]

I got a friend like that but with sausage...has me take pictures of the supermarket sausage area I visit...like recon...got to check the competition he says.

[@biscottiluigi711]

And the paper towels!So funny!!!

[@rebeccaTX100]

I saw Greg Warren and was HOPING for another episode of Groceryland. Was not disappointed. Slide in another chair for Dusty and this thing might really take off! Love you guys

[@emilycrawford1528]

Bates coming with the “whom said that” at the 1:46:37 mark is peak Bates comedy and I ‘bout fell out of my chair.

[@genthba]

I absolute love how much Greg stands up for Pringles haha

[@taylor_johnson]

The sheer thought of Bates walking out to "Hard out here for a pimp" had me laughing harder than ever. The juxtaposition is unmatched! (Love ya Bates)

[@bradmcclung3468]

4th time caller, long time listener. My Grandaddy's funeral was last weekend. We were very close, so it's been an emotional couple of weeks for me. I've also been busy at work and got a few episodes behind on the podcast, but it worked out to where I've had 4 extra episodes to listen to this week. Y'all have been a bright spot in a gloomy time for me. This show seemingly has no purpose, but that's exactly the purpose of it. Thanks for nothing two hours a week, literally!

[@delataylor]

I cannot get enough of how intense Greg Warren speaks about these snack foods and with unwaivering loyalty. It is so funny and so fun. I love him!

[@asherwallick7767]

I’ve watched “Peanut butter and Potato chips” I don’t know how many times!!! Glad to see the War Dog is back.

[@angeliricafort2478]

I can't believe I'm watching this at 5:30 am. I just woke up and I'm already laughing out loud. Thanks guys!

[@josharthurs6566]

The conversation about Pringle’s vs. Lays reminded me of the type of conversations that would happen on Seinfeld. It was really interesting and relatable. Greg’s loyalty to his brands also would suggest that he is probably a great friend. He defended them fiercely. I missed Dusty, but I still managed to have a good time. Let’s go folks!

[@queenanneslace3659]

Funny how many times in life, a Seinfeld reference is perfect! 😁

[@christinebojda6099]

Greg Warren cracks me up! I love when he’s on the podcast!

[@jessrussovlogs]

As soon as Aaron said "perfect square" I looked at Nate immediately, I knew something good was coming. 🤣🤣 thanks for all the laughs guys! One of the best pods out.

[@biscottiluigi711]

"What's the point of even having a square,.....let's get rid of squares"etc.!!!!!!OMG!

[@JaredMorris-ep1qf]

When Greg Warren is on the pod I know it's gonna be a great one!

[@TheAshleywiggins]

I want someone to love me as much as Greg loves Pringles ...

[@andreamontufasable]

I love Dusty's take on everything. Greg's fun but I missed Dusty. It seems he's so fun to be around. Ps. I would love an episode about school, teachers or kids to listen with my students. Love you guys!

[@kellychristensen4059]

Bambam's producer side came out and Aaron's frustration explaining the "perfect square" were hilarious! Thanks guys for the clean comedy gold!💗

[@faithdomster5081]

Breakfast has the BEST stories! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Love that he can laugh at himself and be humble enough to share them. Nate, thank you for the referee rant. Great reminder that they are people. As a sports fan, I can forget that sometimes!

[@stacidoss3419]

Always look forward to Wednesday to watch the podcast...my heart was a Lil sad not seeing the fabulous 4 filling all the seats...the dynamic between Nate, Breakdance, Dusty and Aaron is comedic gold. Miss you Dusty.

[@kylecox9149]

It’s amazing how Greg finds the time to dabble in standup while he remains such an active Jif/Pringles spokesperson and representative.

[@matildamcintyre8308]

So my 20 year old son told me about your podcast and got our family watching Nate on Netflix. Since I have a personality similar to Bernard, I had to start at the beginning with episode 1 and definitely did not skip forward during any podcast like Nate suggested. Like Bernard, I was worried I would miss something important and I'm so glad I started at the beginning because there are so many inside jokes that build on each other as it goes. I am currently on episode 27 and I thought it would be fun to comment on a current podcast and see if you read my comment when I get to the next episode a year or so from now! I love the podcast, keep up the good work!

[@AppleAccessories]

Greg needs his own PeanutButterLand podcast. "War stories from the grocery aisles."

[@derekchapman-hn4sk]

Greg is unbelievable and brings such energy and vitality to this podcast. After the PB podcast, I became a huge fan of his. Keep playin the flute, Greg

[@michellesalyer765]

Had my comment read on this episode. It might have been a little more exciting had they not referred to me as my brother, Michael. It’s not the first time he’s gotten credit for my work, and he is thrilled about it! It’s the casual approach to detail that keeps me hooked to this pod - still love you guys.

[@cindyboehnlein982]

Love when Greg is on !! Awesome guest!! Love this podcast!!

[@katielizsmith]

I love how Greg keeps saying "we" when he talks about Pringles and Jif...

[@Maximum_Goodness]

Ever since Greg was on I can’t buy peanut butter at the store without thinking about him. I stood there last time trying to remember which brand he sold and if I was stabbing him in the back buying the wrong kind.

[@courtneyh-md6bn]

Hello folks! I recently competed in my first Muay Thai fight in Thailand. Backstage before the fight, most fighters have headphones on with their favorite music to psych themselves up before heading into the ring. Not me- I was re-listening to old episodes of Nate, Aaron and Beanie Baby. Nothing like a little horse divorce to calm the pre-fight nerves. I won by KO in the 3rd round! Thanks, folks!

[@tracynichols2400]

Greg can roll his eyes at Nate for saying Pringles aren't chips, but you would never grab a Pringle to eat dip. Chips go with dips, and Pringles stand alone. Hilarious as always, and I am here for it!

[@M70250]

Greg is so awesome! So thankful to the pod for introducing us to great comedians and just gosh darn good people!

[@saulresendiz7964]

Executives at Jif corporate office: Greg you shouldn't comment on our product. You are fired! Greg: I don't even work here!

[@christopherchase4113]

I could listen to a full podcast Greg hosts on pringles

[@jesseraymiller7381]

Love Greg Warren and the podcast. Everyone carry’s their weight on here !! Salute

[@queenanneslace3659]

Carries. (Sorry) 😁

[@rclarkejr79]

Greg: you can’t eat jelly, that’s not healthy at all! Just stick to peanut butter. Also Greg, three minutes later: Dr. Pepper is a fantastic drink, especially the 20oz plastic bottle. Yet another reason this is my favorite podcast.

[@GregWarren]

Hahahahah

[@derekchapman-hn4sk]

Greg, you are so stinking funny! Hoping good things for you

[@mattschwartz1027]

Burlap!!! "Whom would say that?" One of the most underrated jokes in Nateland history! Y'all are keeping me sane. Keep it up!

[@johnclark2743]

I love how serious Greg is about "his products", makes it so much funnier!

[@jkramer324]

Central Texas Native here - and the son of a mother who has had no less than three Dr. Peppers a day for the last 30+ years. Dr Pepper is owned by Snapple now, but was invented in Waco. There’s literally a museum there that I’ve been to numerous times. Some folks erroneously think it was invented in Dublin, TX due to an independent bottling plant there who continued to use real cane sugar after Dr Pepper switched to corn syrup, leading to the moniker “Dublin Dr Pepper”. Unfortunately, when Snapple took over, it wasn’t keen on the plant promoting it so independently and pulled the bottling plant’s rights to bottle Dr Pepper, killing the Dublin Dr. Pepper for good. It’s a sensitive topic.

[@Midglet410]

I love how passionate Greg is about PB and Pringles! It is so funny!

[@jessicakrieger7741]

Greg talking about Pringles reminds me of the same conversations we have in our house. We are also live in STL and my husband worked for Anheuser Bush. When we have people over I like to open up a Heiniken take a sip and say I love how consistent the flavor of this beer is. Everyone laughs bc he can never help himself and will lecture us of how much better their products are. Miss Dusty but always love when Greg is on.

[@ericsmith840]

I’ve been bouncing back and forth between catching up on old episodes and listening to new ones as they come out. I was on episode 68 (Oklahoma) and then listened to this week’s when it came out. Funny to hear Nate tell almost identical stories about how freaked out he is in earthquakes in both episodes.

[@howardmaxey1413]

I was surprised to see all the uses for Pringles cans on KZbin. Thx Mr. Warren for all you've done. 😎

[@jaydill20]

I love how quickly Aaron had Brian’s back with the Southwest middle seat ‘expression’. Also, “Better with a Bounty” has gotta be the next ad read.

[@kalabyrum]

I absolutely love, love love, Greg Warren!

[@princesssummerland7269]

This episode was so much fun! Just like hanging out with the fun crowd. ❤😂😂😂

[@timothymiles7620]

Hey bear! Having been a teacher for over a decade I recognized the sigh Aaron let out during the Arch being in a square discussion. Every teacher has made that sound over and over when a kid just could not get a concept no matter how you explain it. Keep trying Aaron!

[@EasyTarget83]

Best freaking episode.

[@theTRUTHgroup]

I absolutely LOVED the conflict of Nate giving Aaron a hard time about the St. Louis Arch being related to a square. I was SO hoping he would say something like, "A circle is also as tall as it is wide. Is that a square, too?" Or maybe, "If a pyramid is just as tall as it is wide, does that also become a square?" 🤣 Keep up the good work, folks!

[@a88senna]

Going to see Nate on Friday in Dublin can't wait, love the podcast keep up the great work.

[@tgraham3]

After all the stage towel talk, I would like to challenge each of you to show us an actual rider.

[@carlosscholle136]

While listening to Nate's example in the Better Help Ad read, I couldn't help but think he was drawing from his feelings about Breakfast and his airport behavior, lol. I was waiting for him to follow it up with ," Nobody wants to be forced to call your colleagues farm animals. Get help" while glaring to his left. Love the show fellas keep up the good work!

[@KellyBurklund]

I grew up in Brighton, IL. Many of my school field trips were spent at the STL Arch. The elevator didn’t bother me then, but like Nate I have a touch of claustrophobia now and probably would hate being in there. I have random collection of Arch souvenirs like pens, magnets and postcards. My favorite is the shot glass that I bought in 2nd grade.

[@spencerheaton3332]

Hey Bears! Nate, you mentioned on Rogan how cool the TV show "The Chosen," but also mentioned you hadn't watched much of it. I was wondering if you ever got around to it. If not, I strongly suggest you do, it's a show that only gets better with each episode.

[@cccc13.]

episode 99 is the greatest pod ever still i believe

[@shelby_parker]

The way Greg is so earnest about peanut butter and potato chips is so heartwarming and funny. This episode also gave me the same vibes as Sal Vulcano's podcast, Taste Buds-- just less aggressive.

[@elliegoins920]

Hello folks! I just wanted to say that I really appreciate all that y’all do! I am a huge fan, and look forward to this podcast weekly. My friend introduced me to Nateland a few months ago, and I am almost all caught up. I am nearly 16, and I enjoy listening to the friendly banter as I do various things around the house. My family makes fun of me when I randomly burst out laughing and they are having a serious discussion. Nate, I have been a fan for a while, and I love watching your specials. I loved your latest Hello World, I have seen it twice, and look forward to more in the future. Hope to go to a Nashville show sometime in the future! But I just wanted to say thank you, and keep up the good work! P.S Nate, is your Europe tour all jokes from the new special, or is it different?

[@brady1051]

Greg should be getting commissions from Pringles. I stopped in the next store i passed to grab some since y’all made me crave them. I can’t be the only one. Incredible how he makes that seemingly mundane job hilarious.

[@therobertharte]

Finally! A deep dive into Missouri.

[@christiebest9123]

Aaron deserves some type of award for not running out of the room screaming after the arch is a square debate. 😂😂

[@lorigaither6388]

So EXCITED to see Greg Warren when I clicked on the episode today! Dusty will be missed but Greg is one of the G.O.A.T.S.!

[@andrewnolan7029]

Cannot wait for another peanut butter deep dive! Great guest, let’s go folks!

[@nicalexander5601]

A lot of comments talk about it being frustrating when you know something about the episode topic… and they’re right. But for me it makes it so much more enjoyable for me because then you guys are funny without even knowing it!

[@jenniferwiley-wright4847]

I love Dusty but Greg has my heart. They are both wonderful comedians. 🥰🥰🥰

[@kellygreen8467]

Ok. I’m always ALL in with whatever comes my way here. Love it every time! To hear the Jif peanut butter discussion and it being a healthy option though ; I gotta ask, have you read the ingredients to Jif? The second ingredient is sugar! That’s not peanut butter it’s candy. Lol. I do however agree that it is better option than uncrustables! Forever fan ❤️

[@jacoblouisfilm2019]

Can’t go wrong with a Greg warren episode. Always gold. Still funny Dusty was announced after him.

[@avrahamadelman9815]

Aarons fist bump in the end! He was expecting a reaction and so was I haha

[@LoganSMO]

The only slipknot I thought would ever be brought up here is if Breakfast reminisced about his time in the scouts. Y’all never cease to surprise.

[@WitchyTrista]

I'm 46 and LOVE crossword puzzles!!

[@ooleg]

Got a front row ticket in Oslo I can’r wait🎉

[@JoeySpiegel]

Hey, Aaron finally got to read the AG1 ad!

[@paulbadger2035]

Love Greg. The Peanut Butter episode is one of my favorites

[@mandoville]

Man I just got off that hyperloop...and boy are my arms backwards

[@GregWarren]

Ha!!!!

[@mattdavis016]

I could watch Nate refill a Pringles can all day. The focus he had for that was something to aspire to.

[@masonguttensohn8006]

0:25:40 On the topic of referees having it rough, I was up to bat when playing softball for my church this past summer. The ball was lobbed to me a bit high and inside. The umpire said, “ball” to which the catcher asked, “that wasn’t a strike?”. The ump responded, “coulda been, but it wasn’t” A different umpire in the same league told us before the game that he was a human who makes mistakes and that this is just a softball game. He also informed us he was a pastor, and that if we lose our cool, he’ll use us as an example of “not controlling our anger” in his next sermon.

[@DannyMontealegre22]

Clicked on this so fast when i saw Greg was on

[@billjordan3639]

Thank God for more discussion of fake potato chips and crappy peanut butter!!! Please make this a monthly feature.

[@michaelredfern1212]

I could listen to a weekly podcast about Greg reminiscing about his time as a sales person. Hilarious stuff guys!!!

[@masterkraftster]

Finally made it through this episode was a ruff one for me. As a retail worker I felt like I was on an entertaining work conference call

[@brodymartin6217]

“We’re not teachin her passed the Mississippi “. 😂

[@strongholdpod]

Nate, just listened to your Rogan podcast from 2021. Thought of a name for a special. Natecracker

[@saulresendiz7964]

Intense senate hearing style line of questioning 😆 Bates: Greg, Was that a hit job? Nate: Did you talk to anyone in the Jif world? Greg, under pressure, throws Peter pan and Skippy under the proverbial bus.

[@jestinerichardson5080]

Aaaand Nate rants are back!

[@Grady_JustGrady...]

Funny story about Sunny D. When I was in high school I participated in the state games of Mississippi baseball tournament at Meridian CC. They put us up in the dorm rooms and my mom packed me an ice chest full of drinks and snacks, including Sunny D. I had one open and spill on the floor a little. Obviously I didn’t clean it up and later left the room to go to a game. That night when I got back to the room a roach was dead in the small puddle of Sunny D. It killed a Roach for Gods sake. Those things can survive a nuclear apocalypse! So yeah it’s not the same as orange juice

[@KimberlyBuckner]

I used to perform safety inspections, and went to a spice company. They recommended replacing spices every 6 months because bacteria grows in them, which is gross. How many tsps. of microbes have I added to recipes through the years?

[@Bette_Fontenot]

I need to buy peanut butter today. I've been putting it off since the recall, because we are a Jif household, but an upcoming picnic requires sandwiches. I'm a little hesitant. Skippy and Peter Pan just don't do it for us, so what option am I left with? I'll just trust that Greg's friend, the number two of peanut butter, has sorted out the issue.

[@nicoletchidester]

100% agree with nate on hating getting my hands dirty while eating. i never eat ribs or chicken wings because i hate having stuff on my hands. i don’t even like eating doritos unless i’m in a place where i can quickly wash my hands afterwards because i will not lick my fingers. i haven’t gone as far as to eat pizza with a fork and a knife, but i usually go through like 35 napkins while eating it because i have to wipe my hands off after each bite.

[@nicalexander5601]

Anybody else think it’s funny they’re talking about recalls then have an ad for Starbucks ready to drink that were just recalled for containing glass?

[@brockmeade4450]

Quite a track record. First jif now Starbucks

[@nshvl99]

It would be so fun to have an episode about each member of the Nateland team. I didn’t know Boombox hung out with teenagers in his thirties until this one.

[@briannaburkett4075]

But were you surprised?

[@plev10]

Can't wait to see the Greg Warren Comedy Tour - Brought to you by Flomax. "Gotta go? Go Flo!®"

[@Whatutalkingaboutwillis]

Gotta admit that I wasn't the biggest Dusty supporter, but after having Greg Warren sit in for him...I'm making my apt for my Dusty Slay tattoo! Greg was so defensive, confrontational, and unfunny that it was difficult to make it through this one. Should rename this episode "The Food Tribunal." Now I'm going to be annoyed everytime I see Pringles because I'm going to think of Greg.

[@TaylorSmith-dy5ju]

1) Brisket was on fire this episode. He was throwing out zingers left and right. 2) Nate, I don’t love the emphasis on the stache but the hair looks great. 3) I swear Bates didn’t write this comment.

[@Pancakes27]

According to Aaron, all circles are squares.

[@nathanbreithaupt1106]

I have never felt more compassion for Aaron than listening to him try to explain what a square is to Nate & Bryan! 😂 Stay in school kids!

[@brianbatescomedy]

I stayed in school and in my last semester I learned that an arch is not a square.

[@sandranguyen586]

A pure peanut butter sandwich is called a "choke sandwich," in our house. Make sure you add a beverage to your rider.

[@Yaya12244]

Since this episode more than any other was about nothing, figured I’d throw this question that I’ve been wondering. Nate- i noticed we didnt see a podcast tour which has become commonplace to promote a new special... What was the thought behind this ? Only asking because i was as excited to see a Nate podcast tour as i was about the special (just kidding, loved the special!!)

[@kristinamarshall6386]

Hello Folks! I recently went on a trip to South East Asia where the custom is to eat with your right hand. My first time in a restaurant there I saw all these people eating with their hands, but I couldn't see any napkins. I could not make myself use my hands without being able to clean them. later I found out there is a sink in the dining room of every restaurant to wash hands before and after the meal. I'm curious how Nate would feel about this kind of all in, no napkin approach. Hey bear.

[@JeremyHofman7]

Aaron explaining the St Louis arch/square thing is unreal. He said it’d be a square “if you diagram the space it occupies in the sky.” I’m pretty sure the arch (which has a name that gives us a pretty good idea on its shape), is itself a diagram of the space it occupies in the sky

[@katielizsmith]

"She's a mom..." I would LOVE to have Leanne come on here and blast them over that HAHAHAHA!!

[@abbyroseesposito6349]

I feel like Bashful and Aaron just accept Nate’s weird napkin thing and Greg is like “wait what?” which is how I feel. I want to know more! What is it that bothers him? Also, my comment was read about a month ago and my pastor saw my husband a couple weeks later and asked if we listened to Nateland because he heard my comment! We were so excited. Love you guys!

[@joyspellmann4312]

The best uncrustable is wheat, pb and honey. Hard to find but perfect!

[@sampoland1326]

I love a crossword! Leave Greg alone. AND, when I have had a lousy night's sleep, I am much worse at them. PREACH Greg!

[@laurenshannahan5913]

Greg did a great Norm Macdonald impression!