Nateland | Ep #98 - Missouri feat. Greg Warren

[@MelanieKavanagh]

Greg Warren's laugh is amazing!

[@retrocereal]

Hey all! Love the podcast. Its like watching a covert tutoring session. Breakfast and Gout have tricked Nate into going to school by telling him he has his own podcast. But what is really happening is they are helping Nate catch up on his education. The tutoring team is helping Nate learn how to read, and educating him on many facts he obviously missed while he was in school the first time! Of course I'm just kidding! Thanks for all the laughs and I pray for all of you very often. Blessings!

[@Learnandgrow12-m5i]

Too funny!!!!

[@dixierockpressurewashing]

I defiantly see your point

[@todd.a.weinberg]

And once they get far enough in tutoring him they will secretly get Nate to take the SAT

[@retrocereal]

@@todd.a.weinberg LOL! Yep!

[@mattk1693]

100% this gets read 😆

[@G35Jeff]

I love Nate!! He said he loves thought experiments without a hint of irony 😂😂😂

[@levislade9748]

Hey Nate! You’ve been my family’s favorite comedian for the past 3 years. A few weeks before we went on a backpacking trip through Zion National Park my best friend showed me your Netflix special. After a hard third day into our trip we got to our campsite and set up our hammocks. A hale storm came through and left us soaked and cold. We watched the storm go north and then proceeded to come back around and not leave the rest of the night. Since all we brought were hammocks (except my dad) me, my dad, two brothers, and best friend all had to squeeze inside my dad’s two man tent. While we were sardined inside all night, trying to stay warm and dry my brother pulled out his phone and we played one of your Comedy Central specials. You made a terrible night a little more bearable and we still laugh about it all the time. And always bring tents camping. My wife and I finally getting the opportunity to see you live in Vegas this weekend. Can’t wait!

[@takodawalters6850]

Why is this not one of the biggest podcast. I’ve only been watching for a month and it’s consumed my day lol

[@breortiz1760]

About a 2 months ago I found out about this podcast and I started listening to it while I am at work. In the beginning people are constantly coming into my office and asking why I am laughing so hard! Now I will still hear people outside say “Why is she laughing so hard in there?” Or “Is there someone in there with her?” and my coworkers just say “She’s listening to that Nateland Podcast again” no matter how many weird or concerning looks I get I still listen everyday! Now that I am caught up on podcasts I am even going to go back and watch them all! Thanks for making everyday better! PS Greg’s laugh made me laugh 3x harder! What a great guest! Let’s Go Folks!

[@martywall6199]

Great episode! Greg is awesome! Now I know almost nothing about Missouri.

[@GregWarren]

Ha!!!!!

[@gloriannpeddicord9317]

and you still know more than most people

[@colleenla40]

Greg’s laugh makes this even better.

[@johnlanty9968]

I love that at 40:43 Nate calls July 4th a “celebrity” which makes me question if he thinks of himself and other famous people as “celebrations.” love the show!

[@jzim10]

He thinks of himself as a holiday.

[@kalabyrum]

Thank you for having Greg Warren on! I absolutely love his comedy!

[@RingoDGD]

What a great laugh Greg has, can't help but laugh along.

[@madisonhughes2686]

“Show me” is the Missouri version of “what’s your source on that?” So maybe Nate should consider a move there to be with people who probably think everything is “UNBELIEVABLE” until proven wrong. Love you guys, keep up the fun!

[@SourceSigorb]

Nate is the best. The way he talks about reading gets me every time. Like how the fact pescaterian starts with a p, "gets you going down the road" to Presbyterian.

[@jonathanb.9150]

Love the show - it brings so much joy in my day when I listen. Nate You're a smart man and I appreciate your sharing and insight into drinking and food and the need to manage/control those areas of your life in order to be your best self. It was great insight and much appreciated.

[@thecreativechristianpod]

Aaron not bringing the baseball glove is like Nate not giving Brian and Aaron the mugs we gave you!

[@debcorbett7146]

Another great show! Nate's next show is here in the Pacific NW one week from today, May 21, 2022, and I bought tickets the same day they went on sale in December last year! My daughter and I have been counting the days until we see Nate's show live!! "JUST EIGHT MORE SLEEPS!" ;)

[@matthewparrish1740]

I love how Nate makes “Dad” into 2 syllables. He says it like it’s spelled Dayud. Classic Nate. Keep up the laughs gents.

[@reflectionist]

I have just recently discovered Greg Warren within the last few days. That peanut butter set was hysterical, and wholesome, and I've rewatched it at least six times. Further investigation brought me here. I was already stoked that he seemed to know a lot about the grocery business, and I laughed my ass off, because I've been working as a grocery store checker for the last three years. At a K.F.S. in Cassville, which is maybe 45 minutes from Springfield. I'm... pretty fast. People tell me all the time I'm the fastest checker in the state, not exaggerating. And I had NO idea that Greg was from Missouri, too! Dude, two years ago on March 1st, I had a tourist walk up and ask what aisle we kept our AMMUNITION on. Sir. This is a grocery store, we do not sell ammunition. It is also the first day of trout season... And, my guy, if you're trout fishing and it's going so bad for you that you have considered SHOOTING THE FISH, then... Just give up. Take the loss gracefully.The fish have outsmarted you. That's a wrap on today.

[@kruegeraj1]

PLEASE have Greg Warren on again! His laugh is fantastic and contagious. Dusty Slay is great as well. We're havin' a good time here...

[@mattk1693]

Aaron,I've got tickets to see Nate this July in Oregon. If you and breakfast ever make it to the Pacific time zone,I'd gladly buy out a row for my friends and family! Love you guys and love how you can always make even a good day better. God bless!

[@timkessling4877]

I was laughing so hard when you were discussing the Autonomous Cars basing their decision on who to hit being determined by the individuals worth and it seeking out Bates. Then I saw Brian's face nervous laughing and I felt bad. He looked like he was the kid in school everyone was picking on, making fun of themselves just to be included. I want to ask you to take it easy on Brandon, but it is too funny. Keep it up.😂

[@thecreativechristianpod]

He's used to it.

[@williamroberts5811]

Hearing all the guys talk shop about comedy really makes me want to start comedy. I love hearing their thought processes!! Keep up the good work gentleman!

[@Maximum_Goodness]

Man Nate, being two years behind is the story of most of my life. For last 20+ years I have come up with so many inventions, gotten excited about how rich I’ll be and change the world to then jump on Google and find out every single one of them already exists.

[@GabeC64]

Greg has the best laugh. Great episode!

[@bhale9489]

Yes!!! Greg Warren is one of my favs!

[@sabenchristopher47]

Just wanted to say Nate is my favorite comedian super funny! Going to the Reno show on May 27th. Just started watching these podcast so I'm going backwards to catch up. Just watched the Samuri episode and wanted to recommend a movie to watch Rurouni Kenshin : the beginning 2021 it is a great movie.

[@joshhorton6861]

Just rewatched the Magic episode with Nate's dad and toward the end of the episode, Nate mentions the possibility of bringing Mr. Bargatze back for an episode on "Casinos" and counting cards, etc. Just wanted to bring that back up because I think it would be a lot of fun to see Aaron amazed by more card tricks. Also, Greg Warren's laugh is contagious. Loved the Missouri episode!

[@Scagtatious]

Hello Folks! Was happy to #gregwarren on todays episode. He’s such a modest guy about his career in marketing. Can’t wait for next weeks Warren Report!

[@kneedeepinbluegrass3086]

I grew up Missouri (toot your flute Greg!) and I remember the blue laws!! Greg mentioned the no alcohol sales on Sunday... but does he remember the no shopping on Sundays? No malls , no Target, open, etc. We lived outside of St.Louis and if we wanted to go shopping we had to cross the river into Illinois to go to shopping on Sunday! Crazy.

[@dustystephens7387]

Webber owes me a coffee, I spit it out when he asked Breakfast about developing pictures. 😂😂

[@jacksonjontra1282]

Greg’s LAUGH, GOOD LORD

[@sariahkat08]

Nate is right about "Fatherly Advice" coming later and not right when the baby is born. When I was pregnant for the first time I met an older woman at a work training. When I told her I was pregnant the first thing she asked me was, "How are you planning to handle the tooth fairy?" I was so surprised by the question that I just laughed at her.

[@saudadegospel]

Nate, we met a few weeks ago at a golf an event. Had a nice exchange and then you asked me the probably usual question. “Would you like a photo?” To which I then told you no (which I think surprised you) and that I had a flip phone. Your reaction was absolutely priceless. What were your thoughts ? How do guys feel when people don’t want pictures with you ? Love the shows. Listen to em all. Dusty and Nate should have a trivia game episode. Benadryl and Aaron are the best too, love watching y’all sharpen each other. Keep it up Later, folks ✊🙌🙏

[@andyberry3946]

When talking about the AI college paper writing scam, when Aaron said you need a fall guy, and Nate began his list in response, he said you need a fall guy, then made an “s” sound for the word security, but I swear I thought he was going to say, “you need a spring guy, a summer guy, and a winter guy.” I guess old Nate is smarter than we thought. Thank you for making Wednesdays the best day of the week!

[@mandyjamcknight]

"July 4th is the next big celebrity" 🤣😂🤣

[@todd.a.weinberg]

Wait until Buttermilk finds out that there is also a Starbucks inside the Target!

[@lyndaVnp]

This whole episode I felt like I was sitting at the next booth over from a group of dads who haven’t seen each other in a while

[@cfreedom79]

Greg's laugh is contagious! =D

[@kj-uv7zr]

Greg's got a great laugh, I'd love to see this guy talk comedy, wrestling & UFC with Joe

[@boxgrafik]

Woulld be great to see Joe List on the Podcast when he plays Nashville. Make it happen Nateland!!

[@desi4227]

So many great comedians!🤣

[@isetthem]

From Agustin Solano: I await the Dan Soder/colorado episode and the revamped Philly episode with Big Jay. It wouldn't surprise me if you had luis j gomez on the last episode of Nateland.

[@kmkarebare]

When I lived along the water in southern Connecticut fireworks would start Memorial Day weekend and go straight through the Labor Day -on random nights but fireworks were being shot off everywhere. From my deck I could see two other towns plus on clear nights I could see across to Long Island, it was awesome.

[@thecreativechristianpod]

Wow, all I heard this episode was Greg Warren laughing.

[@bgtheboss]

I thumbs downed this because his laugh was so annoying I had to change the channel

[@rubyfaith2433]

ya ! it was tough

[@brandonbusselman6962]

A little disappointed Bitcoin or ‘One B Weber’ didn’t keep the episode on track. I think there’s at least a decent chance the folks learn more about Missouri in the next ‘Universe Episode’ than we did in the episode titled ‘Missouri’. Also, I live in the Ozark Mountains, and nobody calls it Missourah unironically. I appreciate you all doing this weekly for all of us folks! Looking forward to seeing you all in Springfield again!

[@MattLaCombe]

This has nothing to do with the episode, but Aaron, I’m loving your Google Maps bit on Instagram. I’d love to see how Nate and Breakfast do. Keep up the great work.

[@travisbarkley8878]

I was expecting Aaron to jump in explaining that the self driving problem was the classic trolley problem, but no, good ole Notre Dame asks "5? Why'd they have to up it like that?"

[@btsnake]

Guess the friendship major with a minor in philosophy didn't cover the trolley problem

[@mr47bm72]

my face hurts man,that was amazing.i am crying!! when they make fun of bates is the best!!!

[@davidpierson7853]

Sorry this is a little late but I'm binging some of the old shows whilst keeping up with the current. I just heard the Weather podcast and knew from other episodes that you want to go storm chasing. There's a guy that does a podcast, who I believe lives in Nashville. His name is Ryan Hall and goes by Ryan Hall y'all. Check it out. I'll bet he'd take you out there into the fray! Otherwise, great show! You, Brunch and Aaron are great to pal around with virtually. Keep up the laughs.

[@brendencrowe8407]

love the episode!! Greg Warren!? you guys have gotta get Josh Arnold from Bob and Tom too!!

[@Broheetian]

This episode should have been titled “Greg’s Laugh”

[@score3q]

Aaron should print his face on the back of his paper so when he holds it in front of his face, you still see him 🤣

[@RebekahDunne]

Can't wait for all the Nashville comedy fest/Moontower fest guests on Nateland... Big J&Dan and Ari &Sal all mentioned being in Nate's house... Hope we're getting pods and they weren't just visiting....

[@cccc13.]

back to the states! lets go!

[@barnabasabrams7413]

St Charles County represent

[@paulm.e.mueller2903]

My 4-year-old son saw a French flag from the middle ages and called them the "banana guys." I didn't get the connection at first and then I looked again at the fleur-de-lis with new eyes. The symbol the New Orleans Saints have on their helmets does indeed look like a peeled banana! I'll never be able to unsee that. ⚜️ = 🍌 I'll go proofread this now.

[@ronaldmitchell8450]

Hello folks! My lovely wife got us meet&greet passes for your show in Tulsa a while back. You might not remember but my wife wished you a happy anniversary and I asked you how far you can throw a football. Since that show I’ve started writing jokes and I’m ready for my first open mic. Should I just get on stage with my “best” jokes or should i write out a set with jokes that tie into the next? Any advice would be appreciated. Love what you guys do and I’m looking forward to seeing Arron and Bates live one day.

[@jonathanb.9150]

for aaron - @1:51:10 I'm pretty sure doing a podcast with nateland is a good start

[@caseywebb8702]

Nate’s mad that Seagal dies quickly in this movie, BUT Nate’s favorite movie is Scream 😱. I remember being so shocked that Drew Barrymore died in the first scene when her face on the movie’s poster!!

[@michaelwheeler6264]

I wish someone from that cruise and saw the show would comment on that experience.

[@rhonda6110]

My biggest surprise of this episode was how mad Nate gets when being "razed" about sports teams even though he LOVES to tease everyone, pull pranks, etc. I love sports and get very passionate about my teams also. (I agree about calming down a little now at my age. 44) However, where we differ, I am not the type of person that teases, jokes, pranks people etc. Is sports where we draw the line? You are still my favorite comedian even if we have to agree to disagree. 😜

[@JaredGRisner]

Future episode idea: Ethical Philosophical dilemma’s. Do you steal bread to feed your starving family? Should breakfast Bates put syrup in a waffle maker? Should Meredith sleep with salesmen for discounts on paper? I mean the AI car killing you or a group is a modern day example of the Trolly Problem by Philippa Foot. I’m laughing now imagining Aaron try to find the kindest way to explain to Nate why some people see it as a dilemma. Meanwhile, Bates chimes in with something about the moral majority of the 1950s. You know you guys are truly funny when I’m laughing, just thinking about made up scenarios. Keep it up! So thankful for the laughs.

[@Teddy-nd2jq]

keep up the great work

[@easttoast42]

This episode was like 40% comments, 10% Missouri, and 50% Nate saying the same things about being a comedian that he's already said 800 times. The first half was pretty hilarious though, Greg is a great guest.

[@worfbargatze8354]

I'm almost caught up on all the episodes. Tell Shatty and the kids I said hi.

[@J_Quinn_Creates]

I want that Folk hat!

[@JakeTheSnake08]

I'm down here stationed at Barksdale AFB in Louisiana and I listen on the way to work and the gym, live the podcast guys. Been a folk since day 1, keep doing good work. Also did Aaron cancel that subscription for helping those less fortunate women???

[@Mikeofindy]

Being a Bob and Tom fan for about 35 years makes it hard to listen to any other comedy talk radio. The synergy that crew has is unrivaled especially with the weekly addition of the. Warren report

[@aardeng]

Hi from the hills of sw Missouri!

[@brittanysawyer9143]

I think we should let guest episodes just be about the guest and do more state episodes like Rhode Island.

[@amyscape]

I would like to believe that the individual who gave up Nateland when Nate called Breakfast a cow picked THIS week to come back to the podcast... only to hear Nate say that A.I. would probably select Brian to take out in the self driving car. 😂😬

[@chaselepard]

Everyone makes fun of going to Bass Pro Shop until they go to the one in Springfield, Mo. I miss Springfield style cashew chicken.

[@HaydenLaMora]

You guys should look up the airplane game from the 80s. It’s basically game people used to play where someone acted as the pilot, and all the people acting as passengers would give money to the pilot. Then you could go host your own game where you are the pilot. Essentially a pyramid scheme. People actually used to play this and some got arrested. Keep up the good work folks

[@seandawson5899]

Finally, my state!

[@josiahallo5695]

It would’ve been cool if they actually covered it! LOL

[@seandawson5899]

@@josiahallo5695 ikr. But I mean... what's there to say really 😂😂

[@lacighap398]

I heard a sermon one time that said just like we wake our parents up and talk to them like you’re strong man you referred to 😂 we have that exact same access to the king of the world, Jesus! We are like children who approach Jesus-like that little girl approaches her strong dad. I had never heard that analogy before and thought some of you would find it intriguing.

[@innerninja7992]

Remember, its I'm going to throw an "apple at cha".

[@foxfire429]

What we learned about Missouri: Home to Penn State wrestling.

[@G35Jeff]

As a kid, I way overestimated the risk of falling anvils.

[@timharper3390]

And quicksand.

[@brockmeade4450]

I have a good comment to write, but I didn’t bring it with me. I’ll bring it next time

[@Flossie-7]

I could not hear a word Nate said if Greg was laughing.

[@josiahallo5695]

Do you guys name the episode before or after recording? There is no way you can make fun of the Missouri mule for 10 minutes, but still name this episode “Missouri”

[@cbailey4322]

Comedy question for anyone of you: Nate talked about moving bits around his show and it resulted in losing time. I recently watched Seinfeld’s Netflix “Comedian” as recommended by Nate. Seinfeld had a moment on stage when he forgot his bit entirely and just couldn’t get it back at all. I saw something like fear in his eyes. Has this ever happened to you on stage?

[@fromfleshtosteel]

There have been cases (not many) of bull sharks traveling up the Mississippi River far enough to reach Missouri, so the shark at the museum isn’t THAT out of place 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@jglee920]

I'm from north Alabama and we have the same tales of giant catfish at the dams on the Tennessee River. Big enough to eat a man. Must be universal.

[@foxlively9745]

Hello folks, in regards to Shane Gillis and West Pointe, he did three weeks, lol!

[@biscottiluigi711]

Poor Bates,he is a good sport,laughing at a car going after him.

[@jamalthedude]

Bates is the big Jay oakerson of the South.

[@AABrawn]

1 Hour 58 minutes in and still waiting to hear something about Missouri

[@brianbatescomedy]

You might have fallen asleep there for a while.

[@sheaday1822]

In 2002 the one year I lived in Missouri they had where you could vote at the state fair on how to say it Missouree or Missourah. Missouree won by a landslide! 74% to 26%

[@aardeng]

Pronounced like misery around my parts

[@luisitaps]

That’s such a cute baby!!!

[@georgiegirl0621]

Jeez, Greg Warren laughs SO loud! I can't hear what Nate, Buckwheat and Aaron are saying📢👂

[@lindellchambers9316]

Hey Greg, what team has won the 2nd most WS after the Yankees? #researchyourfavoriteteam

[@GregWarren]

Oh I know!

[@RickardoMute]

Brian be like: Glasses jacket shirt Then everyone else be like: Ooohhhhhhhhh!!!! Snap! He just ended that man's whole career!

[@lindellchambers9316]

Yet again Aaron showing off that high class education. Unfamiliar with a fleur de lis. It’s a pretty famous French symbol Aaron, they’re seen not only on the top of “rich people’s gates” but also on the helmet of the New Orleans Saints. 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@matthewparrish1740]

Hate to bust Aaron out again, but I’m pretty sure Missouri has a giant river running along its Eastern border. Not exactly land locked.

[@to6etherwego]

Gregg is a good addition but man has to learn to laugh away from the mic, everytime things got good I had to turn the volume down.

[@erinj.2501]

YESSS!!!!!!

[@Flossie-7]

He shouldn’t have a mic.

[@DontTouchEt]

Leave the mule alone!

[@aardeng]

Speaking of ai, if you haven't seen will sasso on his new podcast dudesy you are really missing out.

[@ChaseMyska]

Shane Gillis made it two weeks at West Point. His SNL career was longer.

[@Kmc9]

What is in Nate's jacket this episode? It looks like a fist trying to mash it's way out of his stomach.