Nateland | Ep

[@Bikewreck]

Dusty is so under appreciated. He makes so many random comments that go completely unnoticed and they are all top tier

[@PaulieD1122]

I think "Hey Bear" should be the response to "Hello Folks!"

[@spencerheaton3332]

I'm a Bible Teacher at a Christian School. The amount of amazing biblical knowledge that Dusty just drops is incredible and is making this podcast eerily close to becoming a weekly required listening assignment in the upcoming school year. Let's go folks!

[@zac3392]

Selah…

[@meganthornton9409]

Listen to his podcast, “We’re Having a Good Time.” You will be amazed.

[@alisoncecala]

I thought the same thing! Genesis 6 boom!

[@rellenoz]

You better preach Dusty ❤️

[@TaraGriffith97]

I’d hate that 😂

[@jordanlane2026]

Thanks guys for the advice. I was actively listening to the podcast when I was attacked by a bear. Actually, I probably would have heard the bear if I wasn't listening. Anyways, I took your advice and wiggled free and climbed a tree and did a cannonball move right onto the back of the bear. It worked wonders. The bear ran off and I was left unscathed. Thanks to the Nateland podcast I survived a bear attack. #blessed

[@Sheperdlover420]

If you woulda tooth picked it instead, that'd be all she wrote for that bear 🤣

[@alisoncecala]

Gotta keep ‘em on their toes

[@nicholasseitzer8630]

It's easy to forget how much Bubonic brings to the table until he misses an episode. Would have loved to hear his take on black licorice, as I imagine it reminds him of his Depression-era childhood. Feel better soon, Bates!

[@RafaelRodriguez-fp4de]

“If the bear charges you, just stand your ground” …. Who told you that? That bear?! Perfect Nate bit. Like the snake one 😂

[@lancedowdy2876]

My cousin works for a travel agency. He won a trip to the Yukon as a performance bonus. He was very excited, it was something he always wanted to do. The week before he was supposed to leave on the trip, a Kodiak smashed through the door of the cabins, where he was planning to stay, and killed two people. He decided to trade in the tickets for a trip to the Bahamas.

[@jordanmcfarlen4515]

Regarding bear attacks, there's a saying that goes, "If the bear is brown, lie down. If it's black, fight back. And if it's white, say goodnight." Nate should have no problem if he encounters a polar bear in the wild!

[@stephenbc1]

1:14:30 I love that Aaron invented a new word "substenance" - a combination of substance and sustenance. Snickers should consider trademarking it. And how can Aaron talk about Reese's killing it without mentioning Fast Break, possibly the best candy bar on the market.

[@danaidenreed]

I had a similar comment and after I posted it, I saw this and realized you beat me to the punch. I am glad this didn’t fly under the radar!

[@corymckenzie6354]

This was a great comment until you said Fast break was in the running for “the best candy bar on the market” I’m sorry but I would so much rather eat the gray air in a 3 musketeers everyday for the rest of my life than ever go near a Fast Break again.

[@sly-1429]

Nate is saying "Hey Bear!" wearing a dinner bell with some hot sauce spray on his hip.

[@hootiehootheblowphish4109]

I'm so glad Aaron found the glove!

[@thevinylboss5367]

I think the phenomenon that Nate said he looked up about thinking of the worst things in your head about loved ones is called the “Imp of the Perverse.” It’s basically the notion to think of the most wrong thing one could do in a good or fine situation, such as death.

[@RossWoodsJr]

I have to tell you I was skeptical about Dusty joining the Folks. I was really loving the dynamic of the three guys and didn’t want anything to throw that off. I’m happy to say I was wrong! His addition has been top notch. His humor fits in so well with the flow of the podcast. Definitely missed Butterscotch on this episode though. He’s still my favorite!

[@manjsinghsangha8525]

My partner brought us tickets to watch him at the Union Chapel, in London, TOMORROW. I Have been watching Nate for just over two years now and Im genuinely feeling like a kid on Xmas Eve. I love his stand up and the chemistry that Nate, Baguette, Aaron and Dusty have on Nateland, the way each of them spar of the other three has me in stitches each week. Looking forward to seeing the Greatest Average American perform for the Civilian Stations on the other side of the Atlantic. Thank you for keeping us entertained, oh, and of course, educated 😁

[@kristipickens1079]

Nate is a mood with this outfit!! 90s summertime! 💜 💚

[@jacobharbert4332]

dusty is appreciated from over here in kansas. at least in my household. love

[@sophiastar1388]

If I was going to die laughing I'm quite certain it would have been while listening to this episode. I love the podcast and love all of you. So so funny!!!

[@jems390]

Nate explaining how he would want to try "kicking down" while being chased up a tree by a grizzly bear. Or "outthinking" it while running is too hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣 The mental imagery in my head will keep me in giggles for awhile. Thanks guys for all the work you do to keep us entertained!

[@ramonamelnichuk8277]

Im working from home while also entertaining my 2 year old all day.I have to workout at 5:45am to be able to get it done and Wednesdays I don’t even mind getting up because a new Nateland podcast episode is out. Thank you guys.

[@mrjgl]

My fiancé is an elementary teacher and once saved a kid from choking on a piece of candy. She had to perform the Heimlich maneuver and everything. Granted she also gave the kid the piece of candy that almost killed him. All’s well that ends well I guess.

[@btsnake]

The circle of life, it's a beautiful thing

[@nickmaz1185]

A kid in my 5th grade class choked on a Cadbury egg and needed the heimlich… on his birthday! I’ll never forget how quick my teacher reacted while the rest of us just stood there.

[@CamRom____]

I love the discussion of what you’d eat when alone….when I lived in NYC, I’d stop at Tim Horton’s after work, get two donuts, and eat them on the subway on the way home so my wife never knew. Then one Saturday, we happened to be walking by that Tim Horton’s, and I said, “hey look at that, You don’t see those very often.” So we went in, I ordered one donut. The guy recognized me and yells out, “just one today??” The jig was up…

[@SadelovesJesus]

this was such a FUN episode!! I giggled the entire time, even the ads. (not really) Although I deeply miss BarnaBee Bates 😢

[@slob710]

Glad to hear you enjoyed your time in Canada!

[@thesquirrel7079]

Nom, Nom, Nom... I'll keep eating BabyBumps brake lines until Dusty takes over the computer

[@btsnake]

I never thought I'd be meeting a nateland celebrity, this is truly an honor

[@tylerhood1217]

Hey! Git! You gitouttahere!

[@rygy729]

hahah i love the podcast! love you guys and this is seriously a great part of my week.

[@willbanks9290]

I recently moved from the US to Germany and got a Snickers at the gas station. I took one bite and threw it away; the Snickers here taste nothing like an American Snickers but maintain the look and feel almost exactly. I was so shocked at how a country could mess up a Snickers so badly I thought there was something wrong with me so I had my Mom send over an American Snickers and did a blind taste test with my wife. With no hesitation both my wife and I could instantly tell the difference between the two. If you guys have a PO box I would be willing to send you a German one to taste on the show. Great episode as always!

[@jestinerichardson5080]

Anyone remember CremeSavers?? Strawberry and orange flavor??? This is a candy we need to campaign to come back! Also, gotta give Mambas an honorable mention

[@kmkarebare]

Nate trying to say ‘perpetuated ’= adorable. 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@princesssummerland7269]

🥰🥰🥰🥰

[@stephenvietri752]

So Nate falls down a SIXTY foot cliff, gets such a bad concussion that he doesn’t remember most of the day, and we’re still wondering why he has a hard time reading and paying attention?

[@DoNotUseNearBirds]

I’m starting to think he did order the coffee wrong in the first place

[@chefxhyrule242]

😂 what’s funny is that’s not even the only concussion he’s ever had. He’s spoke about how he’s fell of a bed and hit his head and had a concussion after that too

[@gracepateras5758]

The thumbnail of nate smiling so big with the topic of candy is so dang cute

[@zac3392]

Dang it Grace, we told you no cussing in the folks’ comments…

[@gracepateras5758]

@@zac3392 tell me I’m wrong tho!

[@zac3392]

@@gracepateras5758 Dang it Grace, I’m a dang hetero, how would I know if Nate is so dang cute? 😝

[@caseyhowell7445]

Two of my favorites that were overlooked in this episode are Zero and Mr. Goodbar. Zero may be at the top of my list and Mr. Goodbar is the go-to in the mini variety packs.

[@chriskolp7837]

I grew up in a trailer (Nod to Dusty) in the middle of the woods, and at 3 yrs old my Mom wanted to teach me what to do if a bear attacked...so she yelled "Chris, a bear...run!" and left me sandwiched between seeing her sprint away from me and thinking a bear was about to maul me from behind! To this day she stands by only being 20 and never being a Mom before.

[@CowboyHatsAndKuchen]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dors6143]

😂🐻 Go mom! 😂

[@marylouwilliams6266]

I love Aaron's shirt!! I work for the Rochester Red Wings in their ticket office. I worked the night he performed there. Unfortunately, for me, he went on first, and I was still working. I even had my Nateland podcast shirt with me. I would have loved to have met him!! I love your podcasts! Nate, please come to Rochester, NY! ❤️

[@cartermckay8141]

Hey Bear should be the way you acknowledge Bates. The four of you guys do a fantastic job as a family me, my four brothers, and my parents are road tripping the US, from Arizona to Maine. And my family is always excited when I start playing the podcast. Love the chemistry with the four of you. Keep up the good work!

[@Darbs14]

Nate - Just wanted to thank you in advance for saving me from certain death from a future bear attack. Just days before episode 105, the “Hey Bear” ’sode cleverly disguised as a candy ’sode, my neighbor saw a bear cub just about a football field’s distance from my house here in Lexington, KY. That same day, neighbors about a half mile away saw the mama bear pictured below. Thanks to you, I now know to say “HEY BEAR” when I’m walking my dogs, and that if I am attacked, to stand my ground and cover my neck…or zig zag if I get a chance to run. Always zig zag, then dive to the right. Or climb a tree and kick. But whatever I choose, I’ll be saying HEY BEAR. Thanks again for this educational wisdom that will certainly save my life. See you from the front row in Louisville on BOTH Nov. 10 and 11. And see Dusty this weekend in Lexington!

[@kmkarebare]

‘ What’s up just been kicking it with my boys’. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ms.bkaraokeb4307]

Praying for a speedy recovery for Brian. Take it easy with him yall.. Hes fragile. Handle with care.

[@Operation3Sixty]

Aaron said "that's really great to hear, man" when Nate said he liked the 3 musketeers like he had a big role in creating it lmao hilarious

[@brittleyfranzi5526]

Listing to Aaron talk about eating popcorn off of his chest reminded me of a hack someone told me, just put a hoodie on backwards and use the hood as the bowl. Love the show ya'll, thanks for keeping my husband and I constantly laughing. Side note my husband got me Nate tickets for August in Wilmington, NC and I can't wait! Best birthday gift ever.

[@F.C.Shultz]

I see a new Netflix show in our future: "Comedians on Hikes Getting Tired" Hosted by Nate, hiking with comedians in beautiful locations, getting sweaty. I'd watch that!

[@tkelly3519]

Kevin Nealon does that🤷‍♀️

[@F.C.Shultz]

@@tkelly3519 Oh, nice! I didn't know that.

[@dors6143]

Best title ever! 😂

[@PeterDeGree]

“Let’s get matching robes, to save this relationship” 🤣

[@justinflory4733]

Dusty talking about sharing nachos with the table sounds like he's trying to win at a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos

[@Vols615]

I love this podcast more than almost any other comedy pod

[@vidcarr]

The bear didn't know how to deal with the awkwardness of leaving an encounter and walking away in the same direction as the other person.

[@princesssummerland7269]

Nate, your robe bit was hilarious 😂😂😂

[@brandonlundrigan684]

Nate’s comments about Banff were spot on. The hiking there can be beautiful as well as exhaustive. My wife and I got married there at the Fairmont last fall. Beautiful place. Luckily we had the good side view. Also, I wanted to mention that we saw your show in Edmonton, it was fantastic.

[@timwalkup6454]

Dusty talking about the amount of rat poop allowed in coffee reminded me of the the world's most expensive coffee called Kopi Luwak. It's got to be one of the most disturbing things I've ever heard, it is made from partially digested coffee cherries in the excrement of the Asian palm civet. You guys up for a coffee taste test?? Love the podcast guys keep them coming.

[@allencochran199]

Reese’s Fastbreak is the superior candy bar with Milky Way coming in 2nd. Josh Sneed has the awesome joke about swallowing gum. He also has a hilarious bit about called The Beaches of Gatlinburg. Awesome “pod” as always, we need a whole episode about bears now

[@erinj.2501]

I must say I am dismayed by the hate speech spewed about the Milky Way Midnights. They are AMAZING. I know this because in junior high, back in the 90s when they were called Milky Way Dark, I saved my money to buy a 6 pack of them for my Dad for Christmas. I shopped early, wrapped them and put them in my closet to avoid the temptation of eating one. Alas, the wrapping paper was no deterrent and I had to try one and re-wrap the others. The glorious discovery was too much to handle, and by the end of the week I had eaten all 6 and my Dad had no Christmas present. Bad daughter, but GREAT candy bar!!! :-D

[@paulyaface]

I bet a blue whale could take a grizzly bear...that list of five animals. What were the sources?

[@Maximum_Goodness]

Finally a topic I could be an expert guest for. Several years back I lost 35 pounds two years later when I started eating candy again I managed to put on 40 pounds. I definitely consider myself a SME on this topic.

[@clydewakefield7349]

After hearing Nate struggle through conversations about aliens, conspiracy theories, spies etc, I'm excited to hear him talk about something that he may be able to do a Ted Talk on.

[@JAYVILLA92]

Right haha. I remember when he was on Rogan and he was trying to talk about aliens and conspiracies to Nate and he didn’t do well haha

[@isetthem]

Let's Go folks, it's Aaronland time. Hope dusty can hang on.

[@reedburns2246]

We have those off ramps for trucks all through the mountains in Pennsylvania.

[@bradmcmurdie3424]

So normal format and people complain: 1st 30 minutes: comments Remainder podcast: what the “topic” is This podcast: (Candy is the topic) 1st 30 minutes: mudslides, hiking, & bear attacks Next section: comments Remainder: candy Love that this podcast does not follow any traditional format. Keep up the good work. Also would love to hear you breakdown how certain sports were invented.

[@Foxs_tale_]

I love the pause between foldable mountain bike and lock when reading the ad....goes from a great deal to a slightly less great deal

[@conservativepineapples6203]

Whatchamacallit is literally my favorite candy bar!

[@jordanlane2026]

I love talking about bears! The Revenant was based off of a true story from my hometown in South Dakota where Hugh Glass was mauled by a grizzly bear and then he killed it and crawled to safety. Actually a few years ago, a guy from the same hometown, was also mauled by a grizzly bear and he also killed the grizzly before it killed him. Anyways bears are scary and they'll getcha. Hey Bear!

[@zac3392]

Not to be confused with Hugh Jass, who simply ate so much and whose back was so hairy he was frequently mistaken for a grizzly…

[@CowboyHatsAndKuchen]

Lemmon even brought out the red carpet when The Revenant was released lol

[@_sowhat_]

ew.

[@keepingitreal215]

Not the same without Bates, get well soon.😊

[@maxmotors9497]

I must say I enjoy the dulcet tones of dusty slay and nate bargatze in the same show. It is probably my favorite easy listening podcast that I don't share with my family haha

[@JohnHenrySoto]

When discussing Kit Kat it reminded me of the hilarious joke by the late great Mitch Hedberg. "I like Kit Kat unless I'm with 4 or more people." Love this podcast guys! Thank you! JHS

[@jayzarazua-dover821]

BEST. EPISODE. EVER. Just kidding, I hope Bridgestone Bates gets to feeling better.

[@dwalk0013]

Banff is fantastic. I vacationed there in January 2020 with a ski club. Proposed to my wife on a mountain, ice skated on Lake Louise, and got horribly sick... either a very early case of Covid or a reaction to -40° temperatures.

[@ellenhaynes2746]

So crazy this came up! Just came back from Lake Louise yesterday!

[@mattk1693]

Nate, I just have to say that I didn't have breakfast today and not having breakfast on the show made my day feel really unbalanced. I spent most of the day trying to figure out to make it work, so I decided you should bring Brian to Britt in Jacksonville and that will make up for it. I missed you the last time you came through because my daughter was in the NICU. Can't wait to see you next month and thanks for the steady dose of joy this podcast brings!

[@nikbrownell]

Henry Rowengartner! What a great, low key reference from Dusty! My son plays pony baseball and he's never pitched without me yelling, "Give him the hot, stinky cheese!" He has also never heard me say that without him shaking his head in embarrassment.

[@goodbeegangstertv9051]

I'm at 31 minutes and no Candy talk. I'm not even sad . Great job

[@Lincoln21-n3r]

I'm thinking maybe "Hey Bear!" Should be an option as an official response to "Hello Folks!".

[@zac3392]

👏

[@jessepope]

Do not let those Milky Way Midnights go to waste! I live in Nashville and will come pick them up. You can leave it at the curb and I can have my buddies come out with the truck to haul those off for you

[@Matt.Lazzari]

I'm with Dusty on the candy bar talk. Frozen butterfingers were hands down the best. Biggest mistake they ever made was when they disconnected the butterfinger BB's.

[@TravisWhite]

Great stuff once again, fellas! I love how Aaron was dissing a Snickers because it’s like a whole meal with the addition of the peanuts. However, he loves a Take 5, which is like a Snickers PLUS a pretzel. Take 5 is the real trail mix bar here. Thanks for all the laughs and God bless!

[@thecreativechristianpod]

Definitely an ageist comment from Weber like the grill Aaron. I was with you when you said whoppers were an old people candy! But Skip Bo? How dare you?! You watch your mouth young man! I’ve probably played Skip Bo longer than you’ve been alive. Good day!

[@tocalleachthing]

“We watched Grizzly Man too.” “They made a 2?”

[@upgraydde823]

Great show folks!

[@crusheen]

Also, buttefinger has got to be one of the worst candies for wrecking the pits of your molars. Followed closely by Skittles, Dots, and especially Jujubes. I consider myself a connoisseur of the non-chocolate candy varieties. Basically the junk candy. My favorites.

[@Lea-em1rn]

Brian please dont be sick anymore. I have said it several times Big Dog Bates is the glue that holds the podcast together. Dusty you are growing on me.sorry i made you feel bad and I am surprised Aaron showed up being on tour with Bert. When you read my comment you said my first name wrong wihich has 3 letters and said my last name correctly which has 12 letters in it. Nate your reading skills never disappoint. Best podcast ever.

[@gregorystannard1652]

@22:11 Nate said the Tea Shop kid saw a porcupine and a WOLVERINE once. I had to rewind to make sure I heard that correctly, and I am excited for first-hand accounts of superheroes being real.

[@miscellaneousb]

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic. Lol. Wolverines are real. They are essentially larger honey Badgers.

[@MJLondn]

New listener/watcher. I "get" the whole thing where you make fun of Brian all the time, but I do miss him in this one! He adds a really sweet element and the dynamic isn't the same without him.

[@danaidenreed]

Hearing Aaron take on Nate’s role for inventing words by saying “substenance” was fantastic. I would assume that’s a combination of substance and sustenance. It immediately brought me back to when my daughter was 2 years old and said “hanitizer” anytime she felt she needed hand sanitizer. I wonder if Britannica were present if this would have been caught live.

[@candiwoxland7520]

I'm so excited about this ep being candy... I'm y'alls biggest fans!!! My name is candi !! Love all y'all!!

[@andrewbeyerstedt4880]

Hello folks just stumbled across this podcast after seeing you in New Orleans it was me and my wife’s first night out without the kids since our first was born 3 years ago and you didn’t disappoint.. the way you handled the hecklers people were still talking about it on the street after the show and the standing ovation from the crowd was one of the coolest things Iv ever seen in person well done… just bought my tickets to see you in mobile don’t care if it’s the same show when you get a chance to see the GOAT you go see the GOAT let’s gooooo folks!

[@zac3392]

Laissez les bon FOLKS rouler!

[@dors6143]

Bears and Candy, loved this discussion 😂😂. As a Canadian who has chased a mama bear who was chasing my sister, on mountain bikes, going downhill, let me just say that "zigzagging" won't help much 😂. Tho granted, it might confuse them and they'll sit down to watch the show... 🤔😉😂 PS. So glad Nate got to go to Banff. Loved this episode 😂

[@lewis.family.memories]

My grandpa’s favorite candy bar was 3 musketeers. He’d put them in the microwave for 5 seconds- just enough to warm up the inside without melting the outside. I still eat them that way to make him proud. Gives the fluffy inside a purpose.

[@maddyduffield]

When my husband goes to horror movies I always say, "Pray before you come in the door because if you bring a demon home..." and then I glare at him. I'm joking but also we should cover all our bases...

[@masterkraftster]

I vacationed in pigeon forge last summer. And I was loading up my van at our cabin. A bear came out of the woods with 3 cubs and tried to get in my van. I yelled and the bear walked away so I thought I will go close that door. The sliding door is broken so it takes a long time to close. The bear turned around and charged me I ran away so fast right into the cabin. My wife video taped the whole thing from the cabin porch. So I guess if you only have to run 25 feet running works.

[@masterkraftster]

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[@masterkraftster]

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[@brittanysawyer9143]

Y’all didn’t even touch on the best bear movie of all time, The Great Outdoors! There’s also a ton more candy that didn’t even get mentioned. We are definitely going to need a Bears & Candy Part 2!

[@nicolaswynkoop]

As an Idahoan its fun hearing you Tennessee boys talking about bears, because up here we talk about them more like how Bogus talks about his squirrels.

[@mattk1693]

Same here in Oregon!

[@zac3392]

I never think much of Beluga Breath until he’s gone… then I realize how much he adds to the Aaronland show. Hope he’s having a good time.

[@four4134]

I had those exact same bear thoughts recently! You telling me a bear is catching prime Barry Sanders? How many of these bear attack victims ran a sub 4.5 40? Something to ponder

[@phillguzman340]

There are still some of those safety off ramps here in Arizona. As a kid I used to always wonder what it would be like to drive up one.

[@Matt.Lazzari]

I was waiting for Nate to say "Who came up with the bear survival guide....another bear?" Reminds me of the snake bite story from the USO trip.

[@jordanlane4289]

Speaking of candy cigarettes and Nate eating chewed gum off the ground. We lived in South Dakota where the candy cigarettes were outlawed. My cousin and I would go through a pack a day. After outlawing them we would go out and collect smoked cigarette butts off the ground next to the highway and pretend to smoke those. We were lucky to see someone toss their cigarette out their car window and we'd race to get it. It eventually turned into a game as to who could collect the most cigarette butts. Bonus points if you found a long one.

[@steaksas1]

Somewhat related to the candy myths.. when I was very young, my cousins convinced me that your head would actually explode if you left the sourest Warheads flavor in your mouth too long. They proceeded to leave said flavor in their mouths until I was crying thinking that I was about to see their heads blow up in front of me.

[@sarakillion9966]

I know that no one will See this and I’m soooo late to this party, but I’m here to defend Milkyway Dark!!! They are THE BEST candy bar. I’m appalled that they were pushed aside like they aren’t worth anything!

[@mertams]

My number one fav candy bar. Is a Milky Way!!! But y'all didn't mention a Zero bar. We freeze them. Let it thaw some before eating, but eat while it's super cold. Very good!!

[@biancawarfield7666]

Nate, I feel you about the animal fears and watching films. A week before going to Hawaii, I watched The Meg. Called my mom halfway through to tell her that we can no longer do stand up paddleboarding in the ocean. So terrified of the open ocean. Dumb mistake to watch any shark movies before actively going in the ocean.

[@cccc13.]

letttts gooooooo!!!!!!!!!!! milky way gang! 420 noscope boiss

[@cccc13.]

your going to need a part 2 for sure

[@juliesteen2356]

FINALLY!!!!! Someone else who LOVES candy! How are your teeth?

[@sethlynch89]

I would love an episode about survival.