Neon Genesis Evangelion: Kaworu Hits on Shinji

[@killuasmom8019]

"what other plans?? everyone else on the planet is either dead or hates you" relatable

[@noahgonzalez1882]

killua's mom.... That's komugi...

[@yue9385]

Mr. NG not that that is the point rn xD

[@MrZ099]

that line was awesome

[@ChiakiHatori]

"What fucking other plans?"

[@alsfowafafwajg]

Wow shit just got real

[@weirdlittlekid]

the extremely good lip-syncing makes me uncomfortable

[@kyuoban5901]

Yeah, I -was- am really uncomfortable

[@sissibons9898]

ikr

[@mrnobody153]

I love being uncomfortable 😍

[@cancerwoman7669]

Sir.. this is a mcdonalds

[@glitchedmint]

same

[@Yayasavestheworld]

official english dub

[@poppyorangeflower]

LaMAO

[@wdavis6814]

This is a funny comment because the acting in this scene is far superior to the actual dub.

[@kikikira8416]

ewwwwwwwwwwwww

[@keefyboi5307]

Kiki Kira its no ew its gold bruh and i liek it so fite me bitch

[@dislike_button33]

@@wdavis6814 Not even close.

[@xPlasticBeachx]

"Talk dirty 2 me Shinji" "LETS GET NA STY" iM crYGIN

[@WellBeSerious12]

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[@succubusrat6886]

I READ THIS JUST WHEN THEY SAID IT OMG SKSKFF

[@saxenart]

Roxas

[@froggyfriggys1741]

BAHHAAA XD

[@iluvzac122]

I want a 10 hour loop of the way Kaworu say "Shinji! You dirty boy.."

[@meomeo5989]

Fandom Crazed i would prefer the "im gonna blow your mind" of shinji

[@katxsenpai4665]

Lol

[@Cieln0va]

*_I J U S T S H I T M Y P A N T S_*

[@chi-nu8ob]

@@Cieln0va *Y O U S M E L L T H A T?*

[@Ajay-dy3xw]

@@chi-nu8ob *Y e a h i s m e l l e d i t .*

[@GirlWithHeadphones18]

the best thing about this is the fact that kaworu’s voice constantly changes between sounding like an 18 year old posh british boy or a 90 year old man

[@dekay1428]

What's the difference

[@innomaiden5009]

​@@dekay1428first he's normally speaking then somewhat speaking a British acc

[@nekuro5548]

"Everyone else on the planet is either dead or hates you." For some reason I can totally see Nagito and Izuru have that talk.

[@adrianac3437]

from SDR2

[@anonymousbabygirl]

+Kuroneko9 SAME

[@LaRevolucionKagamine]

that should be canon...

[@xScarletDreamsx]

Same XD

[@mi.7086]

Turn this into a fic please

[@sharyko9750]

“Shinji! You dirty boy.”

[@mathias-michaelmorgner7803]

Omg this is so awesome

[@cancerwoman7669]

I think i just pooped my pants smell it?

[@rankor751]

Dirty Morty

[@shreya_jk]

​@@cancerwoman7669 ... You smell that?

[@Loknhbgggg]

@@shreya_jk yeahh I smell it 😕

[@scarlettkeyAMVeditor]

"I- I'm just not into that" "HAVE YOU TRIED IT?" every yaoi manga ever

[@ladymomo3333]

LOL true

[@eddiezuniga1268]

I’m number 666

[@LailuRosa_studios]

Oh my g-

[@phuphu1867]

LmaO I know righT

[@lovyrei]

Yes why is that so tru

[@Alec_____]

"let's do it!" "do what?" "SSECCKKSSS" I'm fucking laughing sso hard

[@arminosas]

Fkin' rolling over here xDD

[@lvlmlvi9125]

Gahahahhahhahahaha

[@serejumo9389]

Haha Im dead XD

[@froggyfriggys1741]

Im mentally laughing so hard XD

[@24fent]

LMAO

[@spartan1010101]

the voice actor for kaworu deserves a fucking metal

[@MegaDNagy]

it dose

[@DsGBiohazard]

I don't know, I always thought he deserved a medal. A metal is cool too I guess.

[@spartan1010101]

BioDefault ehhh I was never good in spelling class hahaha

[@spartan1010101]

BioDefault funny thing is...medals are made of...metal (at least the good ones are)

[@christonabike3689]

fucking slayerrr

[@mia92801]

their voice actors deserves awards

[@demifiendo]

707 no

[@MsMoonbaby69]

Adrian Perez YES.

[@rkolangara]

Kaworu's VA sounds like CDawgVA

[@1twin]

shinji you dirty boy

[@sayori3939]

Yes they do

[@Nanancay]

'LETS DO IT' 'LETS DO WHAT' 'SEX' L M A O

[@isabelnightly4408]

The way he said "sex" made me lose my shit

[@WolfieYote]

Isabel Nightly AAHHAHHAHAHAHHA X'D okay that made my day !!!!!! X''''''D

[@kubs3661]

Are you sure?

[@julias.3774]

"Have you tried it?" -the original white haired anime boy

[@cancerwoman7669]

Yes

[@Skoringo]

Wait... So them playing piano wasn't them having sex?

[@hihazuki]

those 69 likes made the comment even more worth it.

[@valeria-xj2rv]

They were making out and having sex together indirectly in a musical and friendly way 👬❤🎹

[@00Kalypso]

''Kaworu-'' ''P L E A S E SHINJI'' ''I love you too, Kaworu'' ''OH SHINJI'' I CAN'T BREA TH E

[@TheTomokiSakurai]

+Yuki Chan This was awesome, this do BLOW my mind in the end...yeah i know i'm out.

[@ChiakiHatori]

"Every since we played piano together"

[@erika8349]

Omg this still cracks me up!!! 😂😂😭💀

[@phuphu1867]

Best yaoi ever lmaO

[@XihoNekochan3]

HAHAHA I KNOW RIGHT? HAHAH

[@ichigodrosera9583]

"Everyone else on the planet is either dead or hates you, what other plans could you possibly have?" GREATEST. THING. EVER. Also, I'm sorry, but I like this Kaworu voice actor better than the one in the actual dub. Great job.

[@RiRyn27]

...well, I feel stupid. Am I the only one who didn't see where that was headed?

[@Froggiefairy]

Neither did Kaworu.

[@BonazaiGirl]

[ Ri-Ryn ] How could you not know where this could beheading?

[@RiRyn27]

Bonzai-Tronne Now *that* was just sick.

[@WellBeSerious12]

...you said headed.

[@moonstar948]

[ Ri-Ryn ] ssaaammmeee. I never watched the anime/read the manga or searched any spoilers... I just know about the subtle relationship.... cause my teacher once talked about it... I was actually just curious to see any relationship moments... i didn’t expect this hahaha... ;3;)

[@limol5375]

When he yelled "blow my mind" i already knew exactly which scene would come next

[@kaiajames7071]

this cured my depression

[@SmolTerribleTornado]

this is the anti-evangelion o_o

[@timmytimothy6854]

same

[@Ougerosity598]

kaia james "I think I just pooped my pants."

[@MrZ099]

hahaha mine too I almost die of laughter

[@edwchristian123]

Except for Nagisa's death

[@lillycool5able]

Kaworu's totally mindblown.

[@TheDropdeadZed]

I get that this comment is 3 years old but wow I didn't even get that part of the joke when I watched the video

[@Ghostwolf4004]

OH GOD IT'S EVERYWHERE

[@Loonaurtheworld]

Now 5 years old

[@PichuElric]

I'm gonna cry laugh I never have enough of this joke

[@fatpuppy5652]

@@TheDropdeadZed would you look at that, now even your comment's 3 years old XD, I wonder if someones gonna make this a pattern 🤔

[@lorenzoc.b.9809]

- Hey, Shinji. What's wrong? - I don't know. My back kinda hurts. - Oh, does it? Well, I'm fairly decent at giving massages. Mind if I try? - ...ooooooh... - Oh, what's this? Shinji, you dirty boy! I didn't know you were into that. - I'm not really into that... - I think I just pooped my pants. - ... - You smell that? - Yeah... I smell it. - SOOOOO... Shinjiiii...! You, uhmm, you are free this afternoon? - What do you mean 'free'? - You know, do you wanna go out, grab a beat to eat and then... maybe... you know... - OH! Oh! Uh! Well, uh... I'd love to, Kaworu, but I see, uh... - Yeah, you'd love to but, but why not? - Well... I kind of have other plans today... - Other plans! What fucking other plans?! Everyone else on the planet is either dead or hates you. What other plans do you possibly have? - Look, Kaworu, I'm just not into that sort of thing... - Have you tried it? - Have I tried what? - Have you tried sex with another man? - No... and I... - Shinji, I... I love you. - Kaworu... I, I... never knew you felt that way... I'm... I'm not sure what to say. - Say you love me too. - Kaworu... that's moving too fast... - Please! I... I need to hear it from your mouth. - Kaworu... - PLEASE SHINJI!! - ...I...I... I love you too, Kaworu. - Oh, Shinji! - I always had... Ever since we played piano together. - Oh, Shinji! Let's do it! - Do what? - SEX!! - Sec... Are you sure? - YES! LET'S DO IT! - Right now? - Right now. - Okay... YEAH! Let's go! - Talk dirty to me, Shinji. - Let's get nasty!! - Say you are gonna blow my mind. - ...Aaaaim gonna... I'm gonna... BLOW your mind. - Say you are gonna blow my mind! - I'm going to... blow your mind! - Say it again! - I'm going to blow your mind! - AGAIN! - I'm gonna blow your mind! I'm gonna blow your mind! I'm gonna blow your... Ehehehehe! Hehe! Oh God... Oh God is everywhere!! - Zankoku na Tenshi no These...

[@itsderba8075]

you my sir is a god

[@panlol9516]

I love you

[@v3nusstars]

thank you for this

[@autumnlee2696]

You blew my mind captain

[@riggrnr]

He legit made him "Blow his mind". Edit:the fuck? 1.2k shiiii

[@nevenagavric29]

riggrnr i cri

[@notareallin620]

Foookin' 'el

[@gnat6450]

THE VOLUME OF THE GASP THAT JUST LEFT MY MOUTH WAS ASTRONOMICAL

[@ephemerys2115]

I'm crying 😂😭😂

[@FizzyArtCola]

Shinji you dirty boy.

[@knightofanguish7399]

not what shippers had in mind in the end.

[@daniellemarotel9043]

Arkham Knight it blew their minds

[@notareallin620]

T^T damn fucking right. I was hoping he'd give him a bj. Shit!

[@Loonaurtheworld]

Neither did Kaworu

[@TaeSunWoo]

"Other plans? Lol what fucking other plans? Everyone else on earth is either dead or hates you"

[@evandentes4716]

that's a roast

[@tofu5772]

태선우 LMAO

[@Ineedabreakfromlife]

Kaworu: "Say you're going to blow my mind" Shinji: "I'm going to- blow your mind!" Kaworu: "Say it again!" Me: "AH HA HA I'm going to die" XD

[@gachagoody123midnight7]

Its hard trying to hold in laughter when your watching this and your sister is asleep 😎

[@hyperfujis]

Canon

[@j.clementec.m.1558]

Oh god no

[@phuphu1867]

YeS-

[@j.clementec.m.1558]

@@phuphu1867 please nooo😞

[@phuphu1867]

@@j.clementec.m.1558 ;)

[@j.clementec.m.1558]

@@phuphu1867 at least put me out of my missery, I shall not live in a world where such is a reality, I plead you

[@frogjesus]

tALK DIRTY TO ME SHINJI

[@notcarly3847]

*trumpet plays in the background*

[@frogjesus]

ITS A SAXOPHONE NOT A TRUMPET

[@notcarly3847]

i mean saxophone sorry XD GEEZ XP

[@pawspots]

frog jesus //very small trumpet noises

[@hikomoron4991]

frog jesus SEXophone

[@Showgingah]

2:26 When you enter yaoi and think you can escape.

[@42believer]

FUCKING CALLED IT

[@saram6626]

don't lose your head over it

[@ziggsman]

Sara M with an attitude like that he'll never get a HEAD in life

[@ziggsman]

Kimball Drake he'll never be the head of a major corporation

[@valentina6123]

the end was funny but cruel

[@raccoonchild]

I mean the whole video was a set-up for that punchline xD

[@narut051995]

Love the part when Kaworu say ''SEX!''.

[@GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse]

They never got to it

[@KaoruSan241]

Me: "Hahahahaha wow I'm glad I clicked on thi- OH, OH GOD! THAT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL *still laughing through the tears*"

[@ResidentTitan]

I love your videos!

[@mcmona4171]

of all the videos. hey'ya kaoru sama

[@knucklesfieryheart20]

I was laughing so hard while crying saying “OH NO OH NO* *tears wont stop while wheezing*

[@phuphu1867]

Ikr ahahahah *crying

[@sissibons9898]

Same. I wasn't prepared for the end, I thought it was an "innocent" , funny video but then...

[@jennaclarke3347]

"What fucking other plans? Everyone on the planet is either dead or hates you." Now that's how you turn a guy on XD

[@SoyUnSprite]

I want this on Blu-ray.

[@smoldream2908]

Luis Raúl Flores Orta *Blu-Rei

[@nailaa1582]

*Blu-gay

[@imjustsomebunny]

Me too, dude. 😂

[@drcaligaridane]

1:03 TOO CRUEL

[@mdragonheartlove]

Dr.CaliGari I mean, he is the Cruel Angel from the "Cruel Angels Thesis" haha

[@melanaa15]

+Ariss c r u e l

[@Alyssa-xt4pc]

'Everyone else on the planet is either dead or hates you.' The life of Komaeda in a nutshell

[@bobswolfie2001]

Hey, at least he has Bagels... And Hinata locked in his basement...

[@pawspots]

bagel bagel bagel bagel bagel bagel bagel bagel bagel bagel bagel bagel bagel bagel bagel bagel bagel bagel bagel bagel

[@Alyssa-xt4pc]

fiskefyren thank you for telling me about that XD

[@satanikbunny]

Actually, yeah---

[@komahinacanon526]

Hajime doesn't tho

[@RamblingPizza]

" *LETS GET NASTY!* "

[@GoatJesus]

That was kind of brilliant. I don't understand why I can't have made this.

[@kendrahasson6526]

I watch this at least twice a day. It's so fantastic. "Let's do it!" "Do what?" "Sex!"

[@justsomefish3693]

mandatory checkup have you been watching this twice a day? (I will visit again in 9 years)

[@quietastronaut]

"Ever since we played piano together." lol

[@silverstarredanimations]

as soon as Kaworu made him say "Blow my mind" I knew exactly what was coming

[@thepineapple4282]

I've never watched this anime before and i am so fucking confused, and I laughed so hard...

[@Fatboyftw32]

You think you're confused now, go watch the end of evangelion. Now that will fuck you up.

[@Kata_Rin]

Same tbh

[@cowboytoy05]

Same!! Im about to watch it and this video just spoiled it for me..... Oh well, time to cry my eyes out at the hands of a new anime.

[@stevenstone8535]

this deserves an oscar

[@NightcoreZombies]

I was waiting for that ending. *sighs loudly*

[@The_Man_Who_Sold_the_World.]

I was expecting this to have been made recently. I had no idea this was made 9 years ago..

[@miacharles5168]

Me to

[@jdvizcainoarmand]

Me too!!! Has it been so long since the rebuilds???

[@FrancescaS.]

“My back hurts” ... your back won’t be the only thing...

[@gespenstmk-iii111]

Gendo: I'd ship it.

[@AnnaGoesBoom]

"SHINJI YOU DIRTY BOY" omf g

[@The00ching00]

So Kaworu got a “blow” job in the end. 😂

[@rebecca7856]

This never gets old...XD

[@mercurique]

KAWORUS VOICE IS SO HILARIOUS OMFG

[@jovanaavramovic2485]

"Everyone on this planet is either dead or hates you" That hit me harder than i would have expected

[@grizzlybear6377]

_O-other plans? What fucking other plans?_ Same thing I hear when I get asked to come out of the house

[@AnimeHDFights]

lmao good job with the editing.

[@lilacdahlias]

"Shinji you dirty boy!" I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS

[@Nothing-ws8oz]

"Everyone on the planet is either dead or hates you what other plans could you possibly have?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA- oh god

[@myfool567]

Let it be known that this is the exact video that got me interested in the Eva franchise. I used to think that throughout the series, Kaworu and Shinji would totally be gay and fall in love despite everything else they encountered. Well I wasn't wrong.

[@Mintyzify]

"PLEASE SHINJI" lmaoooo

[@keroroplatoon3216]

Kaworu decided Shinji is worthy of his grace

[@olipop7238]

I cried a little when "say youre gonna blow my mind!"

[@Kai-yz3xk]

I'm so glad I found this again after 2 years.

[@stardropthewolf]

I showed this video to someone I vaguely knew who watched NGE and now we are friends for life

[@whatis_6915]

“Oh god, oh god it’s.. everywherE”

[@binboda]

I should have expected it, but no, all I could do was scream 'SH*T! F*CK YOU! HOW COULD YOU!' But yeah "Other plans? What other plans? Everyone on this planet is either dead or hates you" - that was smooth Kaworu

[@dbdoddj2736]

"Plans what plans? Everyone on the planet either died or hates you" THAT FUCKIN LINE

[@Feliformia1574]

Well he literally "blew Kaworu's mind". *badum tish*

[@YoItsSharkWeekMangs]

What other fucking plans, Shinji

[@abigailmorales19]

Shinji: I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR MIND I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR MIND I''M GONNA BLOW YOUR MIND *Kaworu's head blows up* Me: OHHH MYYY GODDD

[@doctoc1334]

The music fucking stopped when he said: “Have you TRIED it?”

[@darKILLusionnn]

LOL. This is *pure gold*.

[@shaneh2105]

"Shinji, you DIRTY BOY! I didn't know you were into that!!" 🤣🤣

[@isabelracine1066]

The Beginning of the End, or, "Knockin' off Kaworu's Head". Yikes.

[@sol_pregnantguy]

YIKES

[@xensan76]

I wouldn't mind talking dirty to Kaworu's voice actor.

[@MVangelmx]

I AM LOOSING MY SHIT

[@Yimo92]

And you are definetly not the only one.....0:24

[@sfuckingbunyecha]

Are you still losing your shit after 9 years?

[@sphyr4973]

Sick mindblowing m8

[@TheAsukaEva02]

Stupdo Shinji

[@sphyr4973]

Non ha capito che Kaworu esplode in ogni caso

[@TheAsukaEva02]

Non mi piaciono i nuovi film di evangelion non centrano niente della storia

[@sphyr4973]

Esatto, mettono sta psicologia campata per aria quando i personaggi dell'originale erano ben sviluppati. E poi la storia nei nuovi è scritta tenendo la penna con il culo.

[@TheAsukaEva02]

Gia era bello il primo

[@rootfelixfake6716]

"Say you're worthy of my grace!"

[@wayany9957]

You’re worthy of my grace!

[@wayany9957]

You’re worthy of my grace!!

[@wayany9957]

Hahahaha

[@Vanillaist]

realized these comments are 7 years old

[@kouu86]

Wow it's as old as me

[@angiexherries3975]

Shinji: I'm gonna blow your mind. Also Shinji: *Blows Kaworu mind L I T E R A L L Y .*

[@99demonwolf]

IM CRYING WHAT THE HELL

[@AkikoSama4K1K0]

EVERYTHIGN ABOUT THIS IS TOO BEAUTIFUL THE VOICES MAKE EVERYTHING

[@saram6626]

gOD i remember when this only had like 5k views, it's grown so big and i feel like a proud mother waving to my child as it leaves for the first day of school.

[@Primoger]

Happy 10th birthday "Neon Genesis Evangelion: Kaworu hits on Shinji"! 🎉

[@XkeikoxDx]

1:56 dead

[@TheTomokiSakurai]

+XkeikoxDx Kaworu: Let's do it! Shinji: Do what? Kaworu: SEX! My god i was laughing so fucking much.

[@__-go9cj]

XkeikoxDx you mean.. 2:27

[@therailgun7907]

SEKSSSS

[@allpainnogain5368]

(14/11/21 11:34 pm) LISTEN UP, IVE NEVER WATCHED EVA BEFORE AND I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE ACTUAL DUB

[@HaloAdmiral]

THE ENDING MADE ME CHOKE ON MY DRINK

[@alexas.1668]

SAME OMG

[@armorga2321]

I DIDN'T KNOW I COULD CRY AND LAUGH AT THE SAME TIME

[@mssoara1485]

Oh my God, I didn't know how much I needed this in my life xD Thank you for this masterpiece xD

[@kocainedaddy]

(Shinji: I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR MIND. -cues head exploding Kaworu scene-) Laughs, and cry at the same time. 8'D

[@nbochitaa]

*"Other plans? What fucking other plans?! Everyone on the planet is either dead or hates you!"* 1:03

[@taylorreichelderfer401]

I watch this religiously holy shit.

[@bayanatari2737]

I AM BED BATH AND BEYOND DONE WITH MY LIFE

[@ingridiordan4927]

You know... as a person who hasn't watched Evangelion yet, I thought this was legit for a second

[@elelcomplains1553]

Well, it's kinda accurate tbh

[@cricketjumper8004]

Next best pick up line: Let’s play piano together

[@darlings3316]

"Let's do it!" "Do what?" *"ssSSSEX"*

[@umu8912]

Don’t run away shinji

[@timorr6008]

...So this must be part of the original english dub, before Anno asked Funimation to change it, causing Evangelion 3.33's release to be delayed for almost two years... Good stuff. Good stuff. Am I right? XD

[@memecatwings]

what do you mean that's not actually how that scene went?

[@GenevaEaston]

i am d e a d

[@abouttired]

are you Kaworu tho

[@Ząbzupazębowa]

So is kaworu