Nerd³ FW - Google Feud

[@HappyMaskGamer]

As a guy from Michigan, I apologize for our crazy pet questions

[@SimpsonM35A2]

I was bout to say the same thing. some crazy people here.

[@EchoX]

I second that Also from the Big M

[@EchoX]

also MICHIGAN FOLK UNITE!!

[@TheTaiylorWallace]

Go Spartans and all that jazz

[@Pods_Vids]

PixelatedGaming Hi! from michigan also!

[@scj6693]

"X-ann-Axe?!” Molly?!" Dan is like a confused white mother trying to look up things she doesn't want her kid to smoke.

[@harryjackson5028]

Xanax is used to quell social anxiety lol

[@scj6693]

+Harry Jackson the sad thing is that he doesn't even knkw

[@andypoo64]

+Harry Jackson Where can I get Xanax

[@ricoco7891]

I honestly can't even tell whether he's joking, or he actually doesn't know what molly and xanax are.

[@theprocrastinators4841]

Lucius Spohr A

[@DreadDoom]

13:15 Soviet astronauts actually used to carry handguns in case they had to protect themselves from local wildlife after re-entering the atmosphere. The more you know.

[@Louis-nz1od]

*Points out crossbow* *Blatantly ignores 1911*

[@brandoncowan9029]

Louis Trefgarne Shhh... He obviously doesn't know what that means. XD

[@rancethechapper6203]

What does it mean

[@TheLaptopLagger]

Geoff Gustav a world changing pistol

[@Icedrake201]

Louis Trefgarne That makes sense though, since a million arms corporations make their own version of the 1911 pistol.

[@alexfedder8181]

Geoff Gustav the handgun

[@wveso]

This is one of those kinds of videos I could watch for hours.

[@voidwaiker5497]

I started getting weak in my hands from laughter

[@KingHalbatorix]

JamieFailsAtGames I barely managed to watch just this, dan is TERRIBLE

[@mitchelmagraw791]

KingHalbatorix your terrible, if you don't want to watch the video don't

[@josephcristiano4115]

KingHalbatorix Dan isn't an American

[@KingHalbatorix]

Za Josta *You're terrible at grammar.

[@ratboy3001]

I love how, when Dan laughs, there's that milisecond when he's gasping for air, and it sounds like a really excited pre-teen girl off in the distance.

[@Neostrius]

12:45 "Mission control, we are so high right now" "This is mission control, how high are you?" *Inhales* "In more ways than one."

[@Ryroe]

*Inhales* is basically the space version of *Puts on sunglasses*, isn't it?

[@Bandit4557]

Ryroe "its basically the version of... isnt it?"100% legit.

[@Ryroe]

Bandit4557 lol. Are you joking or did you really not get what I meant? I would've put "inhales" and "puts on sunglasses" in quotation marks, but then it would've not been bold anymore.

[@Neostrius]

"Come in! Apollo 13! Come in!" *3 Months Later* "Houston, we have a problem" And that's how Apollo 14 was made.

[@the__wolf5087]

"Mission control I have discovered that the president is in fact a lizard

[@SeptexGaming]

Bing Feud.. We surveyed 12 people ...

[@vtcbatman2444]

Jesus what an exaggeration

[@CandleClockwork]

Septex Seriously, you're giving it a lot of extra users.

[@SeptexGaming]

Candle Clockwork people? They're Microsoft employee's

[@CommanderKatelyn]

Obvious troll is obvious. You don't over exaggerate like that. It's just rude.

[@NomoregoodnamesD8]

Katelyn Scully It's not too much of an exaggeration. I hear they have an underground mole army.... whoops spoke too much...

[@lukasrocks1000]

4:10 and here we can hear a small animal, possibly a bird, being squeezed by dan to the point of farting

[@thelostaccount8565]

More like a kettle going off

[@kennithball9787]

That was a bird farting nearby.

[@bruh9297]

You have... Breaking Bad: The actual show. Braking Bad: It's about not braking fast enough. Breaking Brad: We drop a piano on Brad. Braking Brad: He's good at braking and shit at everything else. Baking Brad: Brad the baker/ we're sending him to Australia. Baking Bad: Awful bakers. This has been me typing this for absolutely no reason.

[@ipetzombies]

Adime Adorbor Laughed so hard at dropping a piano on Brad.

[@lordsheogorath194]

Fuck brad.

[@dastvan8002]

I can’t believe it took me this long to find this gem

[@jamesramplin8124]

@@dastvan8002 Me too. Love the piano

[@ze_rubenator]

"I only do jokes about meth and speed." Dan... Meth _is_ speed.

[@SeptexGaming]

lol

[@PaigedCooling]

I thought speed was cocaine?

[@SeptexGaming]

guess we better GOOGLE it

[@SeptexGaming]

:p

[@MongySlayer]

I thought meth was methamphetamines whereas speed is just amphetamines... Probably wrong, though.

[@DarkThunderism]

"is my bird having a seizure" "is my bird gay" I'll just leave this here.

[@azeenabdulla9579]

"Lubricate my engine" - dan,2015.

[@soapkiller3239]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@erisescher]

I'd lubricate your engine ;)

[@ginamcfarland]

Vroom vroom

[@AFreakinTaco]

"Engine" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@heyguysjohnfarder]

(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *Subscribes immediately*

[@diamondcubez]

"baking bad" I can just imagine Marry Berry snorting flour.

[@AbdulAhad-jp6pe]

Lmao the image in my head r👱🏿👸🏿

[@Introverted_Walrus]

YES!!!!!!

[@TheRaceAcer]

lol

[@TheRaceAcer]

baking bad is just every single male in the kitchen. That was a political joke somehow

[@AirportCone]

Diamond Cubez flour*

[@GamingMasterAnthony]

"What the fuck is happening in Michgan" You don't want to know

[@imbibe9891]

some weird s*** goes down here

[@GamingMasterAnthony]

Michael Sherrill I know, I LIVE in michigan

[@eldon9735]

+Gaming Master Anthony Oh dayum son, my feels go out to you

[@Pods_Vids]

i live in michigan too :(

[@GamingMasterAnthony]

***** coldness, mayors all but fighting eachother, more corruption scandals (not zs bad as Kilpatrik was in, but still), stuff like that

[@UberMenschNowFilms]

11:28 >glances over "1911" >"HOLY SHIT! A CROSS BOW! WHAT'S WRONG WITH PEOPLE!"

[@georgeaveline9739]

He's British, so he didn't know that. (Although he should have known that as a Metal Gear fan.)

[@myfatassdick]

You can't green text on KZbin get the fuck out

[@kyleslaven4171]

In the world war 2 the brithsh used 1911s and just because he is British doesn't mean he don't know what a 1911 is I'm British and I know what a 1911 is.

[@defenestrationismyfavoriteword]

kyle pie Not just the British. I think, emphasis on think, the Colt 1911 was American made.

[@kyleslaven4171]

Oh yes I know that but British forces did use them and if you have a license you can buy a 1911 also it is a well known gun

[@durpface1087]

Does anyone take their curser and stroke Dan's curser whispering "I love you?"

[@juliusmabry4839]

Get help...

[@Beesechurgerr]

You sir, have problems

[@moffeltje4967]

No I don't, but you go girl! Follow your dreams!!!

[@NonExistingName]

yes

[@TheImmortalPwnage]

Oh. I thought shouting at it would make dan's hear you and reply. I suppose whispering is more romantic...

[@Evan-pu3qu]

"Let's keep it pg rated, I don't think we've had any dirty answers yet." Earlier, Do astronauts beat off in space?

[@JackFoxtrotEDM]

Evan “rap is shit”

[@DasGewkmiXX]

"Rap is the soul of a man" Pretty much sums up why there aren't any ginger rappers.

[@FirstLast-op9dj]

That is 100% true

[@ryanswift3651]

Don't be rude gingers do have souls👶

[@FirstLast-op9dj]

JimCo. Thank you someone who agrees with me

[@ryanswift3651]

Have you even meet a person with ginger hair before

[@JimCoScotland]

Ryan Swift Have you ever met an English teacher before? lol And yes I have met a ginger person before, I live in Scotland I'm surrounded by them.

[@ChromeFilms77]

technically an astronaut could smoke weed in space legally because its not against the law there

[@georgeaveline9739]

lol

[@georgecarrier5561]

There is no oxygen in space so therefore no fire But seriously am I the only one who thought of this

[@PaulyB222]

ChromeFilms77 There's no air in space... you wouldn't be able to light it, You could just do a ton of coke though

[@ropeadopedope]

PaulyB You wouldn't be able to snort it because there's no air in space.

[@kitkat9322]

But what if done in a space station?

[@Burritobib]

Is it cool to play bass? No that's a fish.

[@thefattertheratter45]

I think he means the guy from megaman 7 lol

[@stonemcdowell9796]

Is mayonaise an instrument

[@lindseynager7266]

+Stone Mcdowell Yes

[@Darklazer230]

No bass players are useless cunts

[@TheMrKeksLp]

I'd much rather play cod

[@NinjaToadNT]

"What is the best tequila to suck out of a dwarf's navel" NEEDS to be a top Google search.

[@cxtch8997]

Yes! Everyone search that

[@jman3267]

It used to be "What are these strawberries doing on my nipples I need them for fruit salad"

[@SeptexGaming]

Dan's made it an autocorrect

[@diogitalk]

I searched it to check and 1st thing I see is this vide XD

[@coolkid82829]

NinjaToad If you google that, this video comes up XD

[@Ty-ef9lu]

Dan forgot he has to think like an American

[@Maxor248]

As an Amerian, I can confirm this is a bad idea.

[@ActuallyAwesomeName]

why? google exists in other continents

[@theglitchcounter264]

SatoruNakata size and language.

[@GhostTrevenant]

it's funny how he thinks molly is a person so he freaks out

[@sir_wheat_thins]

Yep. Thanks GTA

[@Daniel-nn8mr]

And Molly from Harry potter.

[@pyryvirtanen6081]

Here in Finland... it is actually legal to marry your cousin. Don't fucking ask why...

[@georgeaveline9739]

*Finland :P

[@MonkeyNutz2009]

Dah Magpie It is in Arkansas too.

[@mrmundyyy]

Bassam Al-Barjas No, in Germanyand Russie its illegal.

[@otanakanu1361]

neither do us otaku. You see, it's impossible for us to get laid either way!

[@kitkat9322]

Bassam Al-Barjas No, it's illegal almost everywhere because... I guess possible sex with retarded kids?

[@jackiechan3898]

Birds don't actually wee separately they combine it with their poo hence why it's so liquidy

[@tophatproductions3031]

10/10 IGN would do it again

[@rednovember2205]

TopHatProductions Stole my line and my picture.

[@yugioh1581]

How do you know? Did you rub your hands through the liquidy textures of the excretion?

[@alyyyxxxx]

Harichi Kashanami Someone has to.

[@kristinlee4505]

... TMI ...

[@medicisoldier2790]

Nerd3, the 1911 at 14:45 is a gun

[@captinobvious4705]

+Medici Soldier ahhh so good to see another gun nut

[@erandbizati9662]

+Tiger King M1911 to be exact

[@captinobvious4705]

Erand Bizati i know

[@erandbizati9662]

sorry

[@Tecreatoromega]

+Medici Soldier I think he means that it's unusual for CROSSBOW quality to be there. A crossbow is something that has been technologically inferior for a long time now, so finding out that enough people google crossbow quality enough to put it that high up in the auto completes is very strange. Googling a 1911's quality is probably just someone looking for home defense or some shit.

[@suspectsn0thing]

Is it legal to have a pet hedgehog. A hedgehog. A FUCKING HEDGEHOG. OF COURSE IT'S LEGAL. Also, do dogs have brains is a viral video.

[@Ryroe]

It's not legal everywhere and it is not that obvious.

[@OliverKirkham]

Ryroe I agree

[@adamcummings20]

It's illegal in England because they are a protected species.

[@lildannyd2K10]

I'm England my friend has a pet hedgehog

[@Ryroe]

KBC Dobby Wow, ENGLAND commented here. I wonder which country that is that has a pet hedgehog for their government.

[@Ali-je4nv]

I just imagined Breaking Bad but instead of making Crystal Meth they made cakes. Thinking about this almost made me shit myself.

[@FlatlandsSurvivor]

We have to cook

[@Ali-je4nv]

XD

[@ilovecats4949]

Cake with chili powder

[@jake_744]

alastair lovell There is actually a book on amazon called Baking Bad, not even lying.

[@DanielHidalgo9560]

JESSE!.....WHERE ARE MY DAMN SPRINKLES!?

[@TheVoxcraft]

IHE background song: 4:34

[@Daweasaurus]

+The Stacker that sentence is really redundant...

[@scj6693]

+Daweasaurus If everyone knows then there's no point in talking about it

[@WaluigiLebron]

TheVox and whatculture

[@Foxtrot369]

_"Do Astronauts carry guns?"_ - Has now moved to the second autocomplete option on Google. What have you people been doing..?

[@Foxtrot369]

Foxtrot369 On a related note, I'm playing this game myself and I just got - _"Cars are too......"_ and the 5th highest autocomplete answer was --- *"Mainstream"* --- :-/ says someone searching on *Google*!!? Fucking Hipsters -_-

[@georgeaveline9739]

+Foxtrot369 Russian astronauts do carry guns.

[@vegeta8770]

George Aveline No, Russian Cosmonauts don't just carry guns, they carry Mosin Nagants

[@georgeaveline9739]

+Mr. Mockingjay And when they do, it will be The End for the boy...

[@leonardotavaresdardenne9955]

George Aveline Have you ever seen the cosmonaut 3 barreled rifle thing? It's awesome!

[@rainyxyz]

I love how Dan can just entertain himself with this game xD

[@callummascall]

*raises eyebrows referencing a sex joke* haha

[@jake_744]

"Let's think of another word... weed! thank you brain." One of the reasons I like NerdCubed is the way he processes things like this haha

[@DimaShinder]

Anybody else read the thumbnail as google fraud?

[@katherineleer-robinson2777]

Yassssssss

[@dovewing6552]

"Young person goes: 'I don't know! Let's find out.' And then they squeeze a bird until it farts." I choked, and then died. Thanks Dan. At least I got to die laughing XD

[@theundivided5765]

oddly enough there is no law against cannibalism yet there is one against murder and one against desecration of corpse

[@Fribeepig]

I was playing the game and the number one answer was "from what age can babies fly" :D

[@PrincessConsuiela]

"I'm tying to keep it PG" *swears throughout*

[@Razticz]

is there a law against... driving underage? yes, otherwise there would be no such thing as "underage driving" because 2 be underage you have to be breaking the law, does that make sense? logic

[@jamiemaster101]

it probably meant can i get in trouble if my b-day is tommrow

[@BalimaarTheBassFish]

-Astronaut 1 & 2 smoking weed in space Ast 1 - Dude I'm so high right now. Ast 2 - *looks out the window in wonder* duuuuuuuude thats deeeeep

[@LorasTyrell354]

Am I the only one who read this as "Google Freud" and thought it was going to be something to do with Sigmund Freud's psycho analysis?

[@mathiasrryba]

eh... yeah.

[@phantomkitten73]

Best quotes from the video: 0:50 "What is the best tequila to suck out of a dwarves naval?" 3:41 "Yeah, baking bad is a show where people make shit cakes." 3:55 "Do birds farts?" 8:38 "If you have ever searched for 'Google, are you my friend?' go meet some new people." 8:52 "WHAAT!? How is sparkling vampires not there?" 9:32 "Sparkling WIGGLES?!" 10:19 "I like how out of all of those, I got the lizard. What does that say about me?" 12:14 "Do astronauts... dream OF ELECTRIC SHEEP!?" 12:43 "SMOKE WEED IN SPACE!? Are you kidd- like- it's like NASA's up there like "Uh, yeah it's uh- it's uh twenty past four, it's time f- that's not a thing, like the ISS counties just filled with fucking smoke. Shut up we're trying to fix this, everything's still running on Windows FUCKING 98" 14:13 "Has a person ever been on fire while being sexed to death, but actually was immortal so didn't die?" 17:07 "Silica gel? What, the thing that says "do not eat" on it? Hahaha, internet you're so clever." 21:18 "Is there a law against EVERYTHIOGJN!?" 26:25 "It is very cool to be weird, that is the thing that's best."

[@lazyguy5020]

for anyone who doesn't know yellow eyes is a sign of liver failure. if your eyes are yellow go to a doctor. -Fan of House M.D

[@cookie-kv9bl]

R.I.P House, and Wilson and Thirteen and Kutner.

[@alyyyxxxx]

Isn't it called Jaundice? -not sure of the spelling

[@TheHAMR1111]

Yellow eyes can mean many things such as Subconjunctival Hemorrhage -I'm an optometrist

[@TheGamzers]

That's when your skin turns yellow correct me if I'm wrong but can't only babies get jaundice or is it just more common for them?

[@zactaylor3138]

If your eyes are a different isn't it obvious to visit a doctor?

[@trentrice6072]

At 3:43, it sounds like he sad Breaking Brad. That's when people try to kill a guy named Brad.

[@MissilePowerBoopis]

Obviously it's Procrastinator Brad.

[@AquarialTV]

>Says rap is shit >Has a rap as his outro

[@halogensarefun8674]

+Proudnoob100 He didn't say that he wasn't hypocritical, did he?

[@Theodiorr]

+TheFifaSkilla It isnt. You just gotta look underground.

[@thunderball11111]

He didn't say it was shit he was just guessing what people would say :P

[@benharkin4909]

+TheFifaSkilla Two words. Dan Bull. Five words: Epic Rap Battles Of History.

[@wolfmatic399]

+TheFifaSkilla Jt Machinima, Defmatch, Rockit Gaming, Zacortgame, Splooge gaming, Brocken Pixels, Tech N9ne, Teamheadkick, and Hopsin.

[@progrockgf]

You are atrocious at this, but I'm enjoying every second of this.

[@shedboy4lyf]

Ethan Seay Considering it's Americans searches and he isn't American he did ok

[@SyranMusicOfficial]

"Gavin or Google" the web game

[@7714cookiemonster]

I'm feeling lucky

[@alexwoodthorpe693]

Yay for rooster teeth

[@DaveSP196]

Yes xD

[@icanusernamebetterthanyou3853]

why not zoidberg?

[@RileytheDirewolf]

Google or Gavin! Gavin or Google? Which one said it? Let's find out! I'm feeling lucky!

[@JackFoxtrotEDM]

Question: “Who makes the best ____” Dan: *Questions why someone would look for the best crossbow.* Also Dan: *Completely ignores the “1911” answer above.*

[@Ezdine_G8261]

YEAH THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING LMAO

[@Null_Force]

21:08 did anyone else face palm when he missed George Washington

[@meritgriffin6485]

+Andrew Fitzgerald forgive him he's British.

[@jackamphlett8138]

+melissa griffin So was George Washington. :D

[@Fetidaf]

+Jack Amphlett boom! Roasted

[@salami3405]

Isn't he the guy that found America or something? I'm English so I don't know

[@MrGamerxpert]

+jsegaul420 ahhh he was a colonial peasant

[@joeyscerbo7776]

11:37 "wonderful stuff, squawk, human stuff, can't get enough, squawk, of human stuff"

[@DualTheAwesome]

quote from the 'can you smoke' section "Molly?! What the fuck did molly do yo all of you??" Dan's so innocent

[@N4rg0n]

Funny thing is Baking bad actually exists and is pretty funny.

[@jacksonsmith5312]

ViS Drecksackblase so... you like spongebob 2?

[@N4rg0n]

Jackson Smith yes I do.

[@jacksonsmith5312]

***** I watched it about a year ago but i will never forget :)

[@voidwaiker5497]

Breaking bald

[@Ryroe]

Meerjungfraumann & Blaubarschbube werden dich zur Rechenschaft ziehen! ;)

[@highr1709]

Is legal to have a pet named Steve?

[@atreusspyrre9137]

HIGHR Oh Hai Mark(Iplier)

[@harrycook9041]

fuck off.

[@milkaoata6502]

Yes

[@sgtwolf0053]

This is by far one of Dan's greatest videos and we need more of these sort of things, NOW!

[@jamesramplin8124]

He did. "Double or nothing" Hope you get this message 6 years later

[@sgtwolf0053]

@@jamesramplin8124 I did in fact! he also did another of these you say?

[@majentmusic]

Sorry for being a noob, but what does FW stand for?

[@Devurauxe]

It stands for "fucks with"

[@TheKnifingZombie]

Or if your mum is in the room, "Fun with"

[@marsrobotic6940]

He said it means for whatever.

[@billpony98]

AngryOctopus It, actually, stands for "Fun With".

[@Ripstop2]

nerd made a vid about this fucks with for fun with

[@Bossmaker-rm9nc]

I played it myself and on can jesus... the top answer was can Jesus microwave a burrito

[@theobrown2400]

I love how dan played it, then one year later everybody is playing it

[@TheOdd]

My brains autocomplete for 'how do you get rid of' was blood... I scare myself sometimes.

[@roberthasan512]

My thought was body XD

[@chtholly8084]

TheOdd101 It took me a while to realise you meant getting rid of blood stains and not just getting rid of all the blood in your circulatory system.

[@GivenFailure]

TheOdd101 Weird, mine said ants.

[@discordlexia2429]

P3dotme For "Who makes the best" my mind was stuck on DOUGHNUTS!

[@TheKerbalgamer]

i thought "How do you get rid of Justin bieber"

[@joshsantos7477]

*tries to highlight crossbow, highlights everything else* 😄

[@adidashelmetboi4304]

"I have never, been so happy, to see the word fart in my entire life" Daniel Hardcastle 2015

[@DefrankedChannel]

Welcome to the under 301 club, what would you like to drink?

[@commentedonwhatyousa]

14:10 Do dogs have brains? What id like to ask the person who asked that is "Do You?"

[@gracelandsux]

i can’t believe it’s been 3 years since this video was uploaded. i used to watch this every day

[@jamesramplin8124]

6 years now. Dan has imprinted onto my brain in a way he'll never know. There's so many old gems I revisit every now and then. Thank you youtube recommendations.

[@Eagle101-online]

These google searches make me not want to be human.

[@Eagle101-online]

One of them I played was the poor should and some of the answers were Eat their babies, die and not vote...........

[@rorc]

Would you rather be a farting bird?

[@WarCollider]

immanerd178 Should the poor eat their young? Huh, well it certainly sounds like A Modest Proposal.

[@Fish-In-A-Tin-Can]

WarCollider Ireland only has so many potatoes.

[@austinharning9148]

I played this, and nearly every query was or was related to smoking / weed

[@Wingspan_5]

Surprised about the crossbow search, not fazed by the 1911 search.

[@comicbstudios]

whats wrong with 1911

[@TheOdd]

Comic B Studios It's a handgun.

[@ModernGameArmy]

TheOdd101 exactly whats the big deal its a GUN what are you not allowed to have them in Britain?

[@georgegardner3493]

ModernGameArmy Yeah you're right. It just a wepon that shoo high purpulsion lead shells that can kill a man in an instant. No big deal right?

[@ModernGameArmy]

George Gardner ya i can do the same thing with a butter knife you point?

[@rufusconley5251]

birds not only can see more colours than they have in their plumage, because of additional colour cones in their retina that are sensitive to ultraviolet range, but they also see colours that are invisible to humans

[@CherryBomb_Games]

"Do birds fart?" Still makes me laugh

[@JonathanNichollstechandsuch8]

23:53 Dan was 5 years ahead of his time.

[@jamesramplin8124]

Pogs are these collectable little disc things if you didn't know

[@billy.z]

25:33 "is it cool to play bass? No, that's a fish." I'm just gonna laugh at this for a while

[@MeroDN]

Was I the *only* one who searched "Has anyone been on fire while being sexed to death but actually was immortal so didn't die"?

[@Turbomaister]

+MeroDN Jep

[@flyingcow6305]

+MeroDN Hopefully...

[@ikovader]

+MeroDN Well, once at school me and my friend... never mind.

[@flyingcow6305]

Like a boss Hahahhahaha

[@ganeshharris2766]

+MeroDN lol it shows the nerd3 fw google feud

[@tescolemonbleach2367]

I like how Dan ignores 1911 but finds crossbow weird

[@Mostly_Childish]

+The Official Nelson Gaming He may not have known that the 1911 is a pistol, I don't know how Britain is with knowing guns and such.

[@nipnip3304]

Jack NO! Owning a gun here is basically as non existant as winning the lottery, there is a shit ton of paperwork to go through to get a liscence. Then you have to find a place to buy a gun.

[@gss_illusion5272]

Tesco Lemon Bleach I

[@joelimby3760]

Not that hard if you live out in the country.

[@intox4953]

"WHOAH A CROSSBOW" >I guess Dan doesn't know what a 1911 is.

[@lewisfogden6238]

When I was 6 years old, I was born with no face.

[@FlatlandsSurvivor]

so... You were born when you were 6?

[@lewisfogden6238]

Yes

[@idontknow11829]

Lewis Fogden Well you have a major disablity then.

[@TOJampot]

GameGrumps \o/

[@vegeta8770]

The Official Jampot ... It's snowing, on mount Fuji

[@business8662]

I think you should be more worried about 'Who makes the best 1911'

[@jordanparratt9443]

***** I think he knows that's why it's worrying

[@Nostrite]

James Parker its a hand gun

[@mathiasrryba]

***** hand cannon ;)

[@mathiasrryba]

***** That was a joke made by me because 1911 has great firepower, not like Desert Eagle but still.

[@m0sifer]

I love how Dan freaked out over the crossbow and then completely blanked on the 1911 that was above it

[@Whightknight16]

On behalf of Michigan I can say that I don't know the law

[@FTGISGaming]

I got the question: "What happens when you eat ..." I filled in "weed" and guess what. 10,000 points.

[@dipperpinesmarcusgamesandv6368]

You don't eat weed? Stop living under a rock!

[@jamesdolan2064]

That's the joke .............

[@dipperpinesmarcusgamesandv6368]

But... I did make a joke!

[@Ezdine_G8261]

I like how youtubers will make like trends on google feud. one of markipliers was his pet named steve, and nerds was birds farting.

[@augustinetoth8715]

"The human race is okay again" Hi past Dan, here from June 12, 2016. Yeeeaaah, uh, something happened today, and uh, well, you'll find out eventually, past Dan.

[@jacobcanning642]

What happened? My memory's so shit xD

[@jacobcanning642]

+Jacob Canning a lot of shit happened

[@gfr9109]

+Jacob Canning BrExit

[@jacobcanning642]

+Gilian Rüsterholz Oh yeah....... Shit sorry Dan xD your country is fucked

[@mingusitoyt8433]

Augustine Toth what happened remind me?

[@plebian258]

'is there a law against...' "EVERYTHIOGJN!"

[@FlatlandsSurvivor]

Everyone search this. We can make this happen

[@Grahbird]

[@playminecraftromer]

started watching nerdcubed again after a break since 2014 and im crying of laughter

[@bensilk8261]

Nowadays, every answer would be John Cena

[@noahminkert6187]

No

[@jimmyjohnson45]

Just no

[@mrmagnifico5989]

Maybe too true

[@anjake01]

As a Michigander, I don't know what the fuck we're on

[@QueenFondue]

I actually googled "Google are you my friend" just to see what would come up.

[@thescaredshadow]

You should do this for Father and Son Day.

[@NR200348Fan]

I don't know of many pet bans in Michigan. Maybe some people here are just weird.

[@foroka]

Its probably because of this one streamer that used to live in michigan that wanted a pet, but im not entirely sure

[@SuperMinecrafter200]

Wake me up when it's all over when I'm wiser and I'm olde...

[@Orycun]

SuperMinecrafter200 u missed off the r

[@Ghostshadow112]

DaZe11TuneZ You forgot the y and the o. You also forgot to take the "off" off.

[@argon7624]

But hey, we can't tie an alligator to a fire hydrant

[@w.s6525]

1 minute of intro... my favourite then again nerd3 is one of my fav utubers

[@SuPerbMusiCFan]

Xanax is a medication used to treat panic and strees, which infamously is highly addictive. Molly is another word for drugs.

[@rthomas201011]

molly is mdma. sigh.

[@GonzoCamel]

Molly is another word for drugs? Seriously dude?

[@SuPerbMusiCFan]

Squidz I'm not making it up. If you don't believe me, then it's your problem

[@ChrisP_Kreme]

Charlieignatious wrong, Molly is MDMA, more commonly known as Ecstasy

[@Leetgrain]

Gavin or Google. Google or Gavin, which one's better? Let's find out, hey!

[@Paryliser13]

Leetgrain I was thinking that when I started the video. xD

[@canadianodst2360]

Leetgrain do birds sleep

[@jacka.4254]

Wot if yo legs... Din't kno they wuh legs?

[@AndyVoong925]

Leetgrain I'm feeling lucky.

[@greybeard29]

Gavin probably caused the guns one to be on there then I guess, also this game is basically Gavin or Google without Gavin..

[@PermianExtinction]

I believe "Rap is the Soul of a Man" is the name of a track from Gurren Lagann's OST the one that goes "do the impossible see the invisible ROW ROW fight the POWAH"

[@normak7131]

Actually here in Michigan we can have a lot of weird animals, like skunks and foxes.

[@VanessaThePurpleGirl]

SKUNKS!!!!!! -Don't ask....I love them...-

[@minosbull5962]

Did anyone notice the IHE music

[@Puursuit]

Was looking for this.

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

You mean Kevin MacLeod.

[@LadyLuck-rd5vi]

As a person living in Michigan, yes, a lot of people in my town have weird pets. I have a friend who has pet goats, and another that rescues bay rats from reptile conventions.

[@deathstripe1]

'do dogs have brains' is a reference to something

[@shannonbriggs100]

Is that weird blonde girl with the oversized breasts who is completely and utterly mental? She believes in God and named her cat Mitt or something after Mitt Romney.

[@deathstripe1]

she fakes being dumb

[@phawcks7557]

+Wentworth Videos she is stooped! 😜

[@deathstripe1]

Vanilla Martian yeh. as i said, she fakes i

[@deathstripe1]

t

[@Cryomancer27]

6:19 FIREFLY REFERENCE YASSSSSSS

[@WaluigiLebron]

Noah Goble IF YOU SAW 10,000 FIRE FLIES

[@tehgamingdude2087]

p.s. astronauts actually did carry shotguns into space at one point, when the whole space thing was newer and everyone was racing and some people didn't take too kindly to having a respectable competition

[@marcusesepisode]

Dogs and cats aren't enemies, that's only on TV and cartoons. I love pets, and refer to them as , "people."

[@sarkysuchus8350]

marcusesepisode Then your mental...

[@marcusesepisode]

Abraham Smuts Mentality is mind. Saying I'm mental is saying I'm intelligent. Check your English.

[@sarkysuchus8350]

oh excuse me...hehm...Dear Sir or Madam. I believe that referring to domestic animals as if they were "people" is irrational, as it indicates a belief in emotional and intellectual equality and similarity between the two. I find this assertion to be indicative of insanity, and suggest that any who should know your company should perhaps be made aware of this disease of the mind.

[@TheHampet]

Abraham Smuts That was... beautiful

[@idontknow11829]

Abraham Smuts Then again, the smart assholes and then the people that are just a human dictionary. (No offense given)

[@TheShadesOfBlack]

I've googled if I could have a pet Fox.. have you seen fennics?! They're adorable and I hear they make great pets!

[@TheShadesOfBlack]

PS you were thinking of fugi fish... unagi is eel

[@Introverted_Walrus]

I had to google this and you are right. They are adorable.

[@greggriffith685]

On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

[@Tobygamesiscool]

That may be racist but it's still funny as hell.

[@beargrills3508]

i'm pretty sure it would actually be the asian taking the white guy by the legs, the black and the mexican by the arms and then swinging him together over the ledge. seriously, i'm white and we fucked up a lot of stuff.

[@beargrills3508]

and actually i just thought about it, maybe there would be an arab swinging him by the leg as well. the crusades were fucking stupid.

[@kimmiewise1044]

Bear Grills If you think we fucked up shit then you have a very limited view of history and understanding of empiricism.

[@ACBlackJ0ck]

I got the "Do birds" question and one of the answers was "have penises"

[@mwmmatt1]

They do.......... Don't look it up