Nerd³ Plays... Idiots.win - Dumb Finds A Way

[@darkdashers7831]

"The lemon goes up the anus! What a zesty death!" - Dan 2016

[@hank9499]

That was great.

[@xXxJustCallMeM]

Gives a new meaning to the saying when life gives you lemons.

[@sellasbot]

When life gives you lemon, shove them up someone's anus in an attempt to kill them.

[@williamgrafford4993]

Is it only me that would want to see Dan just google random shit for a whole video?

[@BountifulGames]

i was thinking the same thing

[@scj6693]

Google Fued

[@GoTdAtSwAg100]

+sean surname that made no fuckin sense

[@exhaustedeloise]

+TFF_Dylan no it's a game Dan played a while ago

[@BottleWaterson]

CowChop has a show like that but for YT

[@danhinchliffe7622]

"Erection whed dead"? Well... That puts a whole new meaning to the movie 'Die Hard'

[@pandapotato1617]

Dan Hinchliffe whed

[@bstewart8891]

That’s funny

[@thekingoffailure9967]

I find this quite humorous

[@thejokingcat783]

Jesus wept

[@Jakethesnake2211]

"A horse goes in to vote. The people are like "Nay."" "What is a horse's number 1 priority is when it comes to voting? A stable economy!" I thought I was watching NerdCubed not Chuggacconroy.

[@phonyshoemaker7379]

What's even the difference?

[@zaxtonhong3958]

"Erection when I poop" This is what we call a fetish Just make sure everyone you're doing it with is *DOWN WITH THAT SHIT*

[@PecaJumper]

Jay Dee Bee you get all of my likes

[@christopherdamron5483]

AYYYYYYYYYYYY 👈👈😄

[@radiotvjinglesyoutube3318]

Jay Dee Bee Neigh not Nay

[@loganmcgoats]

Dan is an academic with the maturity of a 12 year old and I love it.

[@BarronBrothersFilms]

For Christ's sake, Dan, that horse joke was the last straw.

[@UriGerhard]

the horse ate it

[@ThePageNo1]

Two horse jokes on the trot

[@deon_47]

For Christ sake barronbrothersfilms, that pun was sad-dle. Why do you always hoof to do that.

[@dubspool]

I vote neigh on that

[@lassilehtonen1867]

Yeah, I HAY-ted that too, and GALLOPED away from the COWBOY-ter.

[@haydenf2772]

Fun fact: The number one search in Britain after the Brexit vote was: "What is the EU?"

[@Mortadda]

It was actually number 2

[@CherryNobody]

I suppose number one was PornHub

[@cameronbreeze6918]

And this is why we brexitted :( I mean I could understand if people made an informed decision but so many people had no idea what was happening.

[@FabianBrV]

*Number two

[@jong5089]

+Cameron Breeze it was mostly Americans, we don't ever hear about Euro politics not do we care, until it messes with our economy.

[@dapperraptor8075]

"A stable economy!" I have never heard dan so happy. Ever.

[@ThatLemonGuy]

There's dad jokes then there's dan jokes

[@Zeldur]

Oh god, if Dan ever became a dad...

[@FrostiDrinks]

+ZeldaInuYashalover It could happen in the near future.

[@spookcannot3967]

if he was my dad, i'd live a life of puns and playing indie games with him... which sounds pretty fun, sign me up

[@Zeldur]

FrostiDrinks Probably. I feel sorry for their kid being raised by puns... Actually no, puns are amazing.

[@FairyNuffMuffin2]

+Zelda's Fox you'd end up with a person who's good at art, loves playing games and will continuously poke fun at Emma Blackery for being shorter than them after they learn to speak.

[@deffdefying4803]

"THERE'S THIS ORANGE SHOUTING RACIAL SLURS--" Oh shit the orange became the president what do we do

[@rorycox7855]

Dan knows ALL

[@reizayin]

I don't recall President the President ever shouting racial slurs.

[@baronnivek4934]

@@reizayin whoooosh

[@reizayin]

@@baronnivek4934 r/woosh wouldn't fit, because I understood the joke, you idiot. I just took it as the political attack it was. I don't like the spreading of false information. Thanks for bringing me back to this video though. 'Tis hilarious.

[@eonnephilim852]

@@baronnivek4934 ORANGE MAN BAD ORANGE MAN BAD

[@kingmercyful7975]

"Ya know what I want for dinner tonight?" Fucking lost it

[@ComradeCheekiBreeki]

"mmm yeah... OH! The lemon goes UP the anus! What a zesty death!" Nerdcubed 2016

[@exxzackly]

Russiantoaster 😂😂😂😂

[@eakmadashma]

I haven't heard Dan laugh this much in ages

[@UriGerhard]

That Adam Sandler movie scarred him back then

[@gamersgonnagam3]

Last time he laughed like that was during a simulator video... Again because of a horse

[@mpk6664]

what about the time his wings ripped off in that glider, that was fucking hilarious

[@Sonicfan1661]

+GamersGonnaGame Which simulator video?

[@mpk6664]

+Sonicfan1661 it was something like logging simulator, it was a really bad simulator if that's the one I'm thinking of

[@Mythricia1988]

2:49 - it was already funny, but then, time kind of slowed down, my brain made the same joke that Dan was about to make, a second later Dan makes it, and I just died for the next 10 minutes. Cool story, I know.

[@masonhill2050]

Mythricia

[@sonofpears4691]

Mythricia a

[@tonyburns8894]

Who knew the orange that's shouting slurs would be president

[@gargatarian1803]

no he's tweeting it.

[@nathanaelashnonmusic2615]

I'm not sure I've ever seen him shout or tweet a racial slur.

[@reizayin]

Care to provide an example?

[@seantaggart7382]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@jankentown]

@@lbc2013 Citation please

[@Sanguineyy]

When I saw the title, I genuinely thought this was a video about Brexit...

[@edwardwatchesyoutube]

so true, sad but true 😂😂

[@f556784q3]

hmm yes, damn dirty idiotic Brits voting to not have their country run by an unelected parliament that they don't even know the name of, now the 5th largest economy in the world, and a currency that's more valuable than most in the world including the Euro and USD is woth 10% less, man what fools huh? man I wish I could live in the USSR, at least the Ukrainians weren't stupid enough to vote out of an economically beneficial union! oh wait...

[@vilasprabhu8013]

+f556784q3 the UK used to be a little higher than 4th though...

[@jellewijckmans4836]

You do know the pound is weaker the both the euro and the dollar right it has been basically since the euro has existed. I mean the euro was arguably to strong for it's own good while the pound being weak might be the reason why it was growing as well as it was. This however means that a crash for the pound leaves it in a far shittier position because it's just really low now while the euro might actually be in a better position economically.

[@YZaiCreates]

+f556784q3 The european parliament is elected.

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

"...'Is hell capitalized?'... well, clearly, yes, 'cos there's so many Bankers in it." - NerdCubed, 2016 Best Joke of the Year

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

Heck, this episode was full of win. "'Help i am a fish'... Huh, I never knew Arnold Rimmer was on the Internet?" Perfect.

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

That "stable economy" joke. omg XD Well done, NerdCubed, well done.

[@zaxtonhong3958]

"Ah the lemon goes UP the anus! What a ZESTY death!"

[@AlexSFeather]

2016? ummm its 2017 >->

[@jts.97]

+Leo1250 *Sigh*

[@patrickharrison6293]

Laughing at that joke made my throat hoarse

[@ztheo2280]

you mean horse right? right?

[@AnarchyApple]

*horse noise*

[@MrPulversson]

Hey, that was even whorse. And by the way, last time i checked your mother and sister where both horse

[@ChibiSteak]

Dem 69 likes

[@ThePrimeSalagy]

+Stalins moustache HEY DON'T LOOK I'M NEIGHKID.

[@glorvalmacglorvas171]

On the "Can I marry" one, all of the answers are yes with the exception of the myself option.

[@ignorepls]

Dammit thats the one I was hoping on

[@tenebrasolanum4215]

Help I accidentally built a shelf.

[@BeepDerpify]

I want the answers. This video is torture

[@t_y8274]

I know!

[@aaronredding8886]

Why bot just go type it into google then???

[@LordsSky]

The site also shows a score. Not sure why Nerdcubed is hiding that and skipping the answers. What a waste.

[@kamronhoolock7955]

The answer for "Semen in" is infant Starbucks!

[@Nomadsword]

open a seperate window with google and type what it says, that's what I did when I wanted to know the answers

[@noahlevy6536]

a STABLE economy

[@McHeisenburger]

Stop beating the dead horse.

[@dylanfeliciano394]

+Folan Wolf it's a storm drain

[@ciarancom]

My throat is hoarse from laughing at that.

[@UriGerhard]

Neigh

[@jamesg1339]

god dammit

[@peony1019]

I still miss "Hello procrastinators!!" R.I.P.

[@riotstarterredeyes6430]

why did he stop

[@peony1019]

RIOTSTARTER JONES If I remember correctly I think he just didn't really like it as his intro.

[@pdnaa]

+RIOTSTARTER JONES because he didn't like it and just wanted to start his videos straight away.

[@Jenkibobbies]

i feel you man

[@scj6693]

+DemiPro that's racist

[@Jsfun]

More. Please more. A series even. This was absolutely freaking hilarious and I really want to see you ridicule idiots and Google stupidity for more than 13:58.

[@luckoftheirish8708]

“They are all just tapping iPhone together, smoking cannibis, and getting pregnant at four years old...” Highly accurate commentary

[@PrinzShepherd]

The question still remains: Is Nerd³ husband cheating on him or not?

[@McHeisenburger]

Find out, in the next episode of DramaAlert.

[@JJAB91]

What husband?

[@tafadzwa_8585]

rebecca

[@SirGamerismify]

LETSSSS GEEETTT ROOOIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHTTTTTTT INNNNTTOO THE NOOOOOSSSEEEEEEE

[@JJAB91]

lord berserker You mean his wife?

[@matteo2297]

*Google feud* *2.0*

[@dusty_telescope]

Yep

[@mrfashionguy1]

Google feud 0.5 you mean

[@Reallyrandomcircle]

INSERT BREXIT JOKE HERE

[@thenotoriousdig610]

WADE BARRETT DID IT A MONTH AGO

[@ciaranosullivan4698]

Lol

[@princessjuleit]

Nigel Farage

[@starghezer3602]

INSERT PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE RETORT HERE

[@caffe-de-mancer8158]

For the Queen!!

[@eagleandy1]

3:10 Ok, so the 'erection when sleepy' is kind of wrongly worded, it should be 'erection when yawning'. Antidepressants can cause orgasms/arousal when yawning, don't ask me how. Most people think they yawn when they are sleepy.

[@intronaut8582]

Citation needed.

[@thekingoffailure9967]

Me, bored in class: "YaaawwNUHHHHOHyyeeaHhh"

[@eagleandy1]

@@thekingoffailure9967 there's a greentext out there of a dude who yawned taking a math test , creamed himself, then got boners for math class

[@VinceMoscar]

this is sorta like google feud before google feud was a thing

[@theryanjester7209]

The stable economy joke made Dan laugh more than it should have

[@Wumporto]

It made me laugh more than it should have

[@AniSky759]

"is google down" is actually the top suggestion for "is google" I'm going to go google "how to tie a noose"

[@CarMADforever]

Aaaaaand Nerd has broken, his insanity has finally been let loose and he now needs a straitjacket.... all because of a horse joke.... how he survived this long we shall never know

[@dancorps1388]

Well, you see, the only reason a horse joke broke him is because his sanity was almost broken from that sonic game he played. After all, that was life scaring.

[@CarMADforever]

*shudders*

[@roachbaitfnv2591]

Two words: Cookie Clicker

[@Una_Ridlow]

Am I the only person in the world who liked 06? It wasn;t a terrific game, it was maybe 6/10, but it wasn't as bad as everyone says. This 06 circlejerk, I swear.

[@dancorps1388]

where you playing on the xbox or ps. huge difference in performance depending on system

[@imageeknotanerd9897]

"There's this orange, it's just shouting slurs! I'll google it!" Thanks Dan, now I have tea all over my shirt. XD

[@Darklazer230]

"This orange is shouting slurs!" Welcome to the states

[@reizayin]

Care to provide an example?

[@Darklazer230]

Thentacle the multiple times he called a native senator "Pocahontas". His history before presidency is littered with discrimination cases as well.

[@CJ-ic5iq]

Honestly, I'd watch a video of Dan literally Googling random shit for an hour.

[@R21R]

"can humans marry jinn?" 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@R21R]

***** the full stop feels so passively aggressive

[@TheCyclonesEye]

Isn't jinn spelled Djinn more commonly?

[@R21R]

TheCyclonesEye never seen that spelling before

[@amen9369]

+TheCyclonesEye no

[@TheCyclonesEye]

+Yusaf Amin odd. It's the one I've seen the most. Oh well.

[@admiraldigi5060]

“Is this flu season? I don’t know a lot of people are sneezing” Ahead of his time.

[@ignorepls]

"erection when dead" Rigor Mortis the ultimate cure for Erectile dysfunction

[@aidanallen1976]

DO NOT DRINK WHILE WATCHING THIS! I just got covered in orange juice from how hard I laughed!

[@aidanallen1976]

Davey Reetz Yeah, it called me a 'pringle'

[@GrainConnoisseur]

Omg I can't stop

[@ThyWaffl3]

One question remains....did Dan find out if his husband is cheating on him?

[@VincentWernerK]

Well if he has a husband he is clearly cheating on Rebecca.

[@Skurt44]

+Gabe Logan Newell Rebecca is his husband tho.

[@qwizendore3218]

What if, Rebecca is Dan's husband? *gasps* Everything we know is a lie!

[@JayPKay]

+squeaker studios she is called "Mr. Rebecca"

[@NoteToUrist]

+james 0_0

[@yoshistarhunter]

Well got to love the red dwarf reference

[@mikeegee21]

He walked into the exam, wrote "I am a fish" four hundred times, did a funny little dance and fainted!

[@stromsgardiii5671]

"That's a complete and total lie." "No its not, Peterson told me."

[@mandrew9600]

Lister, if you must know: I wrote a report on pourus circuits that was simply too marvellous, too radical, too mold-breaking for the examiners to understand.

[@dariusgillison9887]

I love you all

[@cameronbreeze6918]

You have to love everything red dwarf, it's actually the law now.

[@djmarko21]

Why didn't you show all the answers?

[@nam3p3nding]

I think when he got it right on the 1st try he immediately cut.

[@Melomaniash]

probably cause it didn't add anything to the video in his opinion

[@MikeKuck]

But I don't want to play it...I obviously want to watch Dan play it, hence I am here.

[@silkstar4206]

oh my, that's one suggestive profile~

[@MikeKuck]

Yes, I'm the only person that had this thought. -_-

[@semiperfekt]

Omg you killed me with the horse joke! 😂💚

[@chase0734]

"A stable economy." May I borrow a wall because all of mine now has head sized holes in them...

[@ascarymelon779]

I tell bad science jokes cus the goods ones argon

[@ПётрИльи́чЧайковский-ь9м]

4/10

[@ПётрИльи́чЧайковский-ь9м]

Also chemistry is 4 chumps

[@kozlowskinator6056]

i would've made a science joke but Na.

[@kozlowskinator6056]

+Definitely Krell this one is quite Boron.

[@ПётрИльи́чЧайковский-ь9м]

criiiiiiiiiiiiiinge

[@CrustyMcGusty]

"Can you think yourself into depression" Yes. Yes you can. Been down that road, it's known as anxiety.

[@NihongoWakannai]

Skizzlepuss depression and anxiety are quite different things.

[@CrustyMcGusty]

Jozzarozzer I've lived with both for a long time, my man, they go hand-in-hand.

[@NihongoWakannai]

Skizzlepuss YMMV I guess. I don't think anxiety has ever caused my depression, or vice versa. They can happen at the same time, but I don't think I've had one episode cause an episode of the other.

[@BPorter95]

Too true.

[@shinyletters]

"There's this orange shouting slurs!" I know- he's the President of the US

[@nathanaelashnonmusic2615]

Where's an example of this?

[@thekathal]

@@nathanaelashnonmusic2615 he referred to a native american senator as “Pocahontas”

[@HiddenFilePlaysMC]

"Everything in life can be divided into food and metal" Daniel Hardcastle, 2016

[@ChiropteraNightfall]

I forgot how hilarious this shite was. I'm having a bit of trouble breathing, but it's perfectly fine! I'm having fun!

[@trodeno6305]

""Is my...(tic tic tic) spouse cheating...(tic tic tic) on me. (tic tic tic)"" - Hi, honey! What're doing on your phone?

[@JackFoxtrotEDM]

Trodeno your pfp of Skeletor is Rebecca’s reaction to said search

[@Cam_Can_Play]

“Ahh! The lemon goes up the anus, what a zesty death!” -Nerdcubed 2016

[@arcana7603]

WHAT A ZESTY DEATH

[@DinoBoiRex]

Z E S T Y

[@theexplodingspider4352]

"Can humans justify anything? No, look at the career of Adam Sandler." I laughed so hard xD

[@dragmire3D]

Once Dan's completely forgotten about his stable joke, someone should tell him that joke and see if he laughs as much as he did here.

[@birb1110]

Dan you may as well just quit now because you're never going to top thay

[@birb1110]

that* fuck

[@Dabeaux]

You know you can press the edit button right?

[@birb1110]

+Dabo Swinney Gamer I'm on mobile, maybe you should've thought of that

[@Dabeaux]

I'm pretty sure you can do it on mobile too.

[@birb1110]

+Dabo Swinney Gamer I'm 100% sure you can't, I checked before I corrected myself

[@kirakat1535]

The episode where Dan laughed hysterically at his own joke.

[@comanderjuul]

8:05 Someone should make a compilation of him doing that voice! :D

[@Simracer1990]

11:49 I read that as "Can I sell a testicle on Amazon?" I'm still waiting for an answer...

[@ShadowTheHdgehog1000]

the end of the video made me laugh so hard, he's trying so hard and laughing so hard just to get out a stupid joke, and as soon as he says it he bursts out laughing.

[@thepiebeam9248]

today, dan slowly goes mad.

[@SawedOffLaser]

Dan and I have similar knowledge of the youth.

[@thenotoriousdig610]

So do I, and I AM the youth

[@SawedOffLaser]

+amit banai At 21, I'm sort of among the youth, but it's uncertain.

[@nachoolo]

Im 19 years old and I know jack shit about the youth.

[@Emily232]

So true

[@xxxcryingsealxxxbro7028]

+amit banai I'm 11 and I don't know anything About the youth

[@emeliamarie7291]

"There's this orange that's just shouting slurs!!" Dan, that's the PEOTUS.

[@assassinmudkip8007]

Emelia Marie Potus no e

[@emeliamarie7291]

This was four months ago.

[@assassinmudkip8007]

Emelia Marie so? You still did it wrong

[@TheLunaOne]

Actually, at the time, this was correct. "President Elect of the United States." At the time, he was the President Elect, so this was accurate when it was posted.

[@heros1812]

This is genuinely one of my favorite of your videos

[@nathanokane8954]

This is by far one of the funniest Nerdcubed videos I have watched

[@TiagoFerreira-zp9gi]

I can explain the semen indonesia, thing. Semen is the name of a lot of (footbal/soccer) teams in Indonesia

[@LachiBoii]

Semen in Indonesian means cement

[@alexanderbudianto7794]

No, "semen" (suh-men) just so happens to be an Indonesian word for "cement." "Semen Indonesia" is actually an Indonesian cement company. I know, quite an embarrassing coincidence.

[@officialhydracor7391]

'This is what we call a fefish' ~ NerdCubed 2016

[@thelastcoolguyonearth4858]

I think Dan broke at the end

[@rebca_]

The quotes from this video are all amazing

[@T-Fyre]

This is like one of Dan's classics. The ones from two to three years ago.

[@T-Fyre]

Instant classic.

[@rainbowshine68]

the red dwarf reference though

[@thegamingguy6275]

this needs a second episode lol

[@muneebahmed2391]

Erection when Holy crap can't stop laughing

[@H0lyMoley]

I'm sorry, I know I'm four years too late, but I just wanted to say... ...It wasn't MY testicle I was going to sell.

[@PurpleLPikmin]

A stable economy is honestly the funniest Nerdcubed joke I've ever heard.

[@ThePandaclash]

see this is why I stopped watching nerd cubed... Whenever I watch him I just fall over into uncontrollable laughter

[@therudestofclouds2007]

gavin or google the game

[@Mixtrate]

Gavin or Google

[@jackohagan6385]

+Sid Adams which one said let's find out

[@keeganwhipple4879]

hay!

[@pigzarmy]

I'm feeling lucky!

[@alexbattledust4050]

+Sid Adams Which one said it

[@lostfan10000]

I love these videos where Dan just goes "Fuck it." and spends 13 minutes doing whatever the heck he wants.

[@NsfwCereal]

Just so you know Dan, "Icing" someone refers to hiding a Smirnoff Ice somewhere in their belongings or somewhere they will randomly happen upon it. When they encounter said Smirnoff Ice, they are required to take a knee and chug the bottle.

[@tidethetnmxfanboy6025]

k pauses the video boom just blew your mind

[@gaiamission7200]

not really.

[@UCvow2TUIH0d2Ax2vik9ILzg]

There are people who didn't know that?

[@CrazedJacob]

I din't know that, but spacebar does the same thing AND it also fullscreens the video.

[@JGD714]

No. Spacebar just does the last thing you clicked on the video. K is dedicated for pausing and unpausing the video.

[@CrazedJacob]

Iosif I Neh

[@benedictgoodchild6277]

Why does Brexit sound like the name of a really bad biscuit brand? Is that just me?

[@drivingcat6901]

I does it sounds like the serial you have on a Monday morning and tastes like cardboard. It's because the prefix brex sounds like breg which is used for things relating to breakfast

[@DZ-1987]

Well i'm with you on that. I think its Breton for election. I'm so wrong on that, watch.

[@cphVlwYa]

Dan, you know that liberal doesn't mean democrat and your whole "republican in an argument" thing doesn't really work. It just means you are accepting of all change. And anyone who is a liberal or a conservative 100% of the time is stupid, so it isn't as dumb of a question as you may think

[@alexjrfire]

+Sir. Hemingsworth just like communism. That would have been so great if it actually worked.

[@kxightable]

I think the stupidity of the Internet drove Dan insane. Either that or Dan just REALLY likes cheesy puns. XD Either way. Good job Dan, you officially made me laugh at how easily you laughed at that joke without even saying it.

[@poisonivy2298]

in this episode of nerdcubed, Dan laughes at his own horse joke for a solid two minutes

[@andrewkovnat]

Is it just me, or was that joke actually horrible?

[@commaspace2196]

Neigh

[@commaspace2196]

Neigh

[@unceasinglotus9370]

It made me laugh so much and made my throat horse

[@tehrealcoralsnek7044]

OMFG NOOOOO

[@pootisspencer9586]

+Jose Gonzalez Did it make you a little horse? Oh, come now, why the long face, it's not that bad. See, it's fine. Now, off you trot. HELP ME I CAN'T STOP

[@samsid3701]

This game reminds me of politics

[@donkeldoothedapperdog]

NOOOO! Don't give him any ideas! Sour-sweet levels are becoming unbalanced because of remain voters being so salty!

[@falcondtgamer3775]

what, just shits and giggles?

[@numberonebev]

+FalconDTGamer more like shits and Googles

[@AshtonSnapp]

I laughed so much you made me fart

[@DZ-1987]

Doth thou have no shame? Truly, thou art are a wonder.

[@predcon1]

5:15 It's amazing the things that wake you up when you're not really paying attention to a video

[@LeopardJude01]

Dan, thank you for having an infectious laugh and a wonderful sense of humour that can cheer me up when no one else can.

[@1stworldmatt]

12:54 I think Dan is slowly turning into Sans...

[@TheNephilimofEmpireCity]

👍

[@Chrnan6710]

Puns do not always equal Sans.

[@1stworldmatt]

To me they do...

[@fruitcake5081]

Dans?

[@potatovevo6818]

Puns.

[@TheChaoticChangeling]

*Djinn *Djinn

[@poppyseedsoldier]

"There's this orange shouting racial slurs!" Not sure if it was a Trump reference or a coincidence.

[@harveyhoops5469]

The sound of Dan's laughter brings me joy.

[@firedemon-pz6uu]

it feels like Dan has just gotten more and more insane throughout his youtube career

[@doommuppet6789]

HELLO!

[@iainchristie5333]

hello 2

[@iainchristie5333]

hello3

[@iainchristie5333]

hello4

[@iainchristie5333]

hello5

[@McHeisenburger]

Procrastinators!

[@meltzerwater]

It's been awhile since my last Nerd3 video and I feel like this was a good dip back in the water of hilarity genius

[@billybobjoe9010]

''What do you think a horses number 1 priority is when voting? A STABLE ECONOMY!'' *Hits head with door*

[@agrajag42_]

"You walked in there, wrote 'I am a fish' 400 times, did a funny little dance and fainted!!"

[@lillschwartz3131]

I'm literally crying of laughter, my partner came and held me and asked what's wrong.