Nerd³ Plays... Assassin's Creed Syndicate

[@notstan1663]

As a Norwegian I can confirm Skyrim is just like Norway

[@JoeWuhPuh]

As someone who went to Norway once, I can agree

[@aceman0000099]

+Not Stan yeah right skyrim AND frozen? pick one you greedy fucks

[@DefsNotAsa]

+Joe Wilson-Palmer Me too, cant remember what part...but, i went skiing,

[@notstan1663]

+aceman0000099 Why not both?

[@Aaron24371]

+Not Stan you can have both but why not zoidberg

[@Randomstuffs261]

I just want to point out, as a weird person. Those trains are too wide, about twice the width they should be... Thanks

[@JoeWuhPuh]

Damn Americans thinking trains are as obese as they are

[@DefsNotAsa]

+Joe Wilson-Palmer dont call trains obese tumblur will explode!

[@multiplio2924]

They are broad gauge trains so the rails are further apart than you would expect

[@samotten9874]

+Randomstuffs261 Well if they were Great Western they'd be broad gauge, (6' 7") as opposed to standard gauge (4' 8 1/2").

[@REM_sheep]

+Sam Otten The engines say SER on they side, and I don't think they were ever broad gauge.

[@jbobs99]

I don't remember ever having a memory of a fish.

[@DefsNotAsa]

+jbobs99 HA, good joke!

[@sokolgaming7597]

Fish don't have short memories, they are just kinda dumb (fact)

[@sergioflores477]

+Cqcrtdoesgaming fish actually have really good memories, it has been scientifically proven (fact)

[@thiccboi5877]

+Sergio Flores I'm stupid as fuck (fact)

[@thebandits438]

+jbobs99 you must have forgot ha ha

[@hunterlisle1171]

£3003= about £100,000 current day, meaning Jacob and Evie were very rich. Well, they still wouldn't be able to afford rent in Vancouver.

[@rhaegartargaryen4907]

Or London, funnily enough.

[@AlaskanWolf16]

£100,000 is rich?

[@rancidmarshmallow4468]

+Hunter lisle or san fransisco. Want to buy a 2-bed 1-bath 2600 sq ft 1 story house? That will be $1,250,000 buddy.

[@hunterlisle1171]

+AlaskanWolf16 It WAS rich. You know, before the whole inflation thing happened.

[@Gideon_the_Seraph]

Hey, you're in a Steam factory thing... And you're turning Valves... STEAM. VALVE.

[@whig3982]

shut up your profile picture is enough for entertainment

[@whig3982]

shut up your profile picture is enough for entertainment

[@0osk]

+Murat Kaan Echo!

[@0osk]

+Murat Kaan Echo!

[@13flames36]

Why are we saying stuff twice

[@danooba]

God, can't we just have another piratey one...

[@zerozeroone4424]

yeah

[@hudsonserrit4810]

Or a fun one

[@Drokash]

+DaNooba It's rumored that the next one will have sailing and all the good stuff that Assassin's Creed 4 Black Flag had, but it's just a rumor. A rumor that I hope is true.

[@vortex594]

+Sebastien Stevens you're just in de nile

[@jamespendlebury6309]

would profer for ubisoft to go back to basics rip ac2

[@BootlegDaniel]

Malteasers are indeed the best.

[@hannaraine2005]

Indeed.

[@aceman0000099]

+Daniel Allen ahhhhhhhh that reference

[@dombawamba7519]

we had a British imports shop near my house and I got to try them. it was probably the best candy I've ever had.

[@dombawamba7519]

I also tried irn bru

[@Woods4guns]

More of a resses pieces fan but still

[@Fuji_Echo]

"People who paused to read this: Nerds" I'm laughing my ass off.

[@jekanyika]

3:50 I didn't know London was up north

[@PHANTOMCOWGIRL]

+jekanyika if you go far enough north you will find that London is indeed north.

[@atticusguillory7018]

Well it snows so it's is north of the equator

[@jekanyika]

Atticus Guillory It also snows south of the equator.

[@benmiller8716]

+Atticus Guillory In London it hardly snows tho

[@PHANTOMCOWGIRL]

i'm north of the equator, and it doesn't snow where I am ever.

[@JacstaDeedubze]

You dont know how long I have waited for this.... Since about October, when the game released

[@jackgardere8458]

+Sebastien Stevens can't edit on mobile ;)

[@DeathEaters54321]

Did anyone realize that at 6:43 the text says Boobs spelled reverse and in numbers so it's "58008" Then flipped is "80085" and the numbers transformed into words makes "boobs". Did I make that explanation a bit to long? Yes, yes I did...

[@TyBxndz]

Please let this happen: nerd 3 completes...wwe 2k16 my career

[@aceman0000099]

lets fucking do it

[@TheXcizer]

Yes

[@10lipca]

Yes please!

[@RandyMarshhhh]

ewww no.

[@squabbbb]

WE NEED THIS

[@Sammedine]

I'm here earlier than usual... I like AC. I have a bad feeling about this.

[@rumaddzero9100]

me 2

[@316MC]

Dan really isn't being very fair to this game, it is actually very good. The best non boat one since AC 2.

[@arschpanzer6558]

+anonyman13 same...

[@TheAstronomicals]

+NDentertainments That made me laugh. A lot.

[@Sammedine]

+NDentertainments Don't be ridiculous. I was obviously talking about air conditioning.

[@hellospiral9335]

-Fine, but dock his wages. ...and bring me a less blurry magnifying glass, I wanna be Sherlock-fucking-Holmes, dammit!

[@saucebauwce]

Dammit Dan, the video got cut off before the Half Life 3 release date! Please re-upload so that we can know! Thanks, -Sauce

[@asty4570]

+saucebauwce alteast im not the only one who slowed the video down and read all of it

[@adriancarden3191]

+Craig Stewart yeah worst man: Hitler like wow Dan

[@Nicistarful]

+Adrian “liverpoolfc201” Carden I find Kim Jong Uhn the worst. Then Putin, then Trump and then Hitler. The difference? The other ones are still alive.

[@benjaminnewington9099]

Everyone here is a NERD!

[@benjaminnewington9099]

(including me)

[@ZachBrannigan]

I believe your issue with always climbing over things is the non-intuitive Free run up/down system. Running and holding 'free run down' (which is E) will vault you over, but free run up (which is space) will sit you on top of an object.

[@jethrolzd628]

I was laughing my head off when his threw the body to the crowd of people and said "I robed from the rich and given to the poor,you will it well from this more......eat this guy"😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gruntskome366]

"Oh, Croydon, Croydon Doesn't deserve to be in a game" Daniel Hardcastle - 2016

[@cheriedenholm2841]

I love when he sang the dexters lab theme... oh my bad, Brewster's lab theme

[@NerevarOfficialReal]

Ubisoft: We won't make a new Assassin's Creed game this year *Releases 2 Cronicles games and a mobile game*

[@bitnewt]

This was genuinely funny, good quality material! Woo hoo, classic NerdCubed! :D

[@wolfofverdun9084]

he seriously made a Dexter's lab reference... this is why i love nerdcubed

[@SMCInsider]

Well I guess I'm a nerd then...

[@thomasowen8868]

I wonder who else paused to read that?

[@aceman0000099]

+Thomas Owen I put it to 0.25 speed

[@TheAstronomicals]

+aceman0000099 So did I. I also reversed that announcement in the Airport Simulator 2015 video. Why do I do these things?

[@aceman0000099]

+The Astronomicals how did you reverse it?

[@mgb360]

+aceman0000099 If you pause and use < and > keys you can go frame by frame

[@roundhousetrainspotting]

Did you know that the train is a terrier (A1X) locomotive. An opropriate choice for the era. You can see the one preserved railways such as the Bluebelle Railway and the Isle of White railway. I hope I enlightened you all.

[@tipperary1082]

Malteasers is a chocolate bar now. That will only make sense if you read the really fast credits.

[@lachlan6643]

anyone else absolutely love these old nerd cubed fasion "montage esc" highly edited videos? i sure do.

[@anthonylawless9095]

Wow Dan...syndicate is the 913th game in the assassins creed series

[@TheShadesOfBlack]

I havent played Syndicate but I'm SO happy they brought back the conversations of your assassinations in the style of AC1, I LOVED those and was SO sad they took them away in 2. And to be fair, about the whole Euro thing, I did a bit of research and found that a Florin had about $150 of gold in it, so when Ezio lightly throws 10 florins on the ground, he's throwing about $1,500 onto the ground, which explains why everyone gets so excited, but doesn't explain why you can pickpocket 5-20 florins ($750-$4,000) off of random passerby's.

[@sebastianvazquez23]

"Why is that exploding". Your favorite game is Just Cause 3 mate. You aren't allowed to say that

[@notEdge]

i love that in the credits at about 7:10 he list random crap, and then the very last one is half life 3 release date, and he cuts back to the game, god damn you Dan.

[@hagridmary]

I paused to read the credits, who else is a nerd? Also, gutted he trolled us with the Half Life 3 release date...

[@vincentvandijk9971]

Those credits were the best thing ever. Especially because he cut it off right above "Half Life 3 Release Date". Genius, Dan!

[@JoeWuhPuh]

Please Dan why did you have to put us through this misery?

[@asty4570]

+Sebastien Stevens being repeatedly hit in the face with a brick is still better than unity

[@JoeWuhPuh]

+Sebastien Stevens Chlamydia is better than HVI

[@TheFrenkenator]

+Sebastien Stevens They called AC unity, Unity, because it was in the level of quality, of most Unity games

[@totallyjustbacon4285]

+Craig Stewart is it really? So I suppose you'd rather get hit repeatedly with a brick than play a buggy game? Wow...

[@aceman0000099]

+Sebastien Stevens not as good as unreal 4 though

[@wevaluedjam]

£3000 back in 1886 is worth just under £400,000 today

[@JamesHarris-uf2tj]

Jacob went to the Prometheus school of running away from things. *ding*

[@jackgardere8458]

I think what Jacob actually noticed was that the conductor bailed and now it can't stop.

[@Onlythebestt]

super fast credits were: jacob Adam sandler Train Driver Simon Peg Train Thomas Trees The Spice Girls Best boy Jesus worst Boy Hitler writer William Shakespeare second writer William Shatner onsite doctor Alan alda assistant to the doctor Billie piper nicest beard Daniel Bryan where did Dan move to? Canada was this joke worth it properly not people who paused to read this nerds choreographer David Brent ruiner of dreams Chris chibnal best chocolate bar? Malteasers rebel or decca? rebel is Matt Satan? Yes best kind of jam strawberry thats not a chocolate bar i don't care ( the last part was hard to pause at ) your welcome :)

[@thomasowen8868]

Last part was: Half Life 3 Release Date : (cut out by video)

[@Onlythebestt]

thanks mate :)

[@JebediahKermanClone3971]

6:35 I can tell that that song is Canon Rock! Good song choice, Dan!

[@arturaraujo73]

Hey Ubisoft! Just bring ships back for fuck sake...

[@JoeWuhPuh]

I'd ship that

[@kendaar9002]

Or release separate pirate games and make assassins creed about the simple stabbing and we can forget about all this template faf. If assassins creed was get a contract, stab the guy, rinse and repeat, it would be way more fun.

[@sagewaterdragon]

+jamie fuller Did you play Unity? It distilled Asssassin's Creed down to what it used to be in a spectacular fashion, but people flipped their shit and called it an awful game because the PC port was bad.

[@kendaar9002]

Sage Water Dragon it was better but there was still the Templar faf

[@Rmcd97]

+Sage Water Dragon I had it for ps4 and have had and enjoyed all the ac's but it really was the last straw for me they should ditch it and focus on making an unreal pirate game something with the ideas of Sid meiers pirates but gameplay from black flag (improved obviously)

[@beniba100]

Welp i guess Jacob went to the prometheus school of running away from things

[@lordoctopus8010]

Excuse me sir and or madam. Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Cthulhu?

[@liammoore9201]

Yeah, I do

[@rumaddzero9100]

go on I'm thinking of converting

[@lordoctopus8010]

+Liam Moore Very well. Now before we begin may you please transfer your soul. If your soul is currently unavailable anyone else will do fine.

[@lordoctopus8010]

+The Internet Troll I'm sorry but our cult is very exclusive and trolls are not allowed. If you could provide identification that you are not a troll of the internet then you will be accepted.

[@liammoore9201]

+Sir Octopus okay I've done that. You should get it via my PayPal

[@Alexje338]

This is, by far, the most british Let's Play on KZbin.

[@stephanie-rv2gb]

Anyone else stopped to read the credits?

[@whig3982]

You nerd

[@RandyMarshhhh]

nope only your dumbass did

[@whig3982]

Hex Devildog Woa thats sad how pathetic you are your troll

[@RandyMarshhhh]

+Murat Kaan what?

[@Nicistarful]

+Hex Devildog Ever heard of sarcasm? No? Well then go back into your corner and stay there.

[@AquaDragon6629]

i fucking love those "credits" dan, you rock dude.

[@MachoTaco24]

everyone loves people ripping off people in the video game world

[@donnaelse1875]

+Sebastien Stevens I agree

[@thomascollins207]

+Sebastien Stevens i dunno on Xbox it wasn't that bad and the co-op was interesting when you could cheese it by using disguise to just walk past the enemies

[@fsttrdl]

I did not know you played AC. This makes me even more happy to watch your videos.

[@howtoplay2717]

#NoBullshitBird

[@ThreeB828]

Lol did you see the video I'll help no problem

[@howtoplay2717]

the meme WILL GROW!!:DD

[@ThreeB828]

+VortexZLegend it shall

[@howtoplay2717]

It shall be the dankest of memes

[@NickXDDX]

dan did an entire conversation in yorkshireish. life is complete

[@Divaad95]

love how dan massively overly exagerates the controls on the free running, literally never had even a single problem with it and I haven't played AC since 3 so it's not like I've had loads of practice

[@hydranmenace]

When you started singing Boris' Lab, I got good feels thinking about Crow and Tom breaking into song.

[@mariogilbert6610]

please do a nerd completes on this or black flag

[@BottleWaterson]

Dan would rather sell his hands than play this campaign in its entirety

[@BottleWaterson]

Dan would rather eat his hands than play this campaign in its entirety

[@mariogilbert6610]

+BioHazerd6241 that`s why it would be so good

[@Sahlubell]

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned... I'm playing another Ass Creed game."

[@thefishoverlord405]

This game portrays itself as historically accurate, but then has women in all the gangs. What?

[@jackgardere8458]

The feminists would be angry ;)

[@jordanj809]

There were a couple

[@Genericzombie4596]

In this time period there were gangs with women in them, even kids

[@commandercoop2921]

+Thefishoverlord i do not remember there being any Assassins running around doing crap either. Or any of the eden crap xD

[@thefishoverlord405]

+JoeA024 I'm sure there were exceptions, but it wasn't common.

[@benjaminnewington9099]

7:16 - Looks like Jacob went to the Prometheus school of running away from things.

[@xezhgf6695]

12th (kill me)

[@whig3982]

+Dragoxk4 that's racist

[@whig3982]

Stair Phobia thats even more racist...

[@helm8830]

7:14 dan you are possibly the best thing to ever happen to KZbin

[@genericbritishcitizen4930]

7:14 "people who paused to read this nerds" ... I AM NERDS! Pow chikawowo!

[@Mobambius]

7:14 "People who paused to read this.. Nerds" I cri evrytiem

[@jamesworley3740]

"forgive me father for I have sinned" made me uncontrollably laugh 😂😂

[@Greaseoverwatch]

"It's set in London, a place I know" is that so Dan I never would've guessed

[@spycrah]

YAAAY ANOTHER NERD CUBED ASSASSINS CREED VIDEO

[@Frutton1]

I was taking a drink when he said "how do I fling him into disease?" I almost choked and died laughing XD

[@ashtheraccoon809]

I like how both Jon and now Dan commented on the pounds system in this game XD

[@kronasoosanork]

9:33 Its Victorian London so I can only assume that guards movements were him breaking out into some sort of song in a cockney accent

[@tamathemaid7171]

When Dan screamed Tank and the theme played, I legitimately shat my pants and tried to find my Molotov.

[@stephenjensen4734]

At 7:13 Dan missed a great chance to say "Best kind of Jam: Space" But instead he said "Strawberry".

[@holypanda7441]

"Best chocolate bar Malteasers" "That isn't a chocolate bar - I don't care" OMG i died xD

[@InternetSurfer19]

All I got from 7:12 is "Trees Spice Girls" and "Train Thomas" and "Best boy Jesus" xD

[@joshuaheape558]

FINALLY someone else noticed the 30fps cloth physics. You actually need to edit the INI file to fix it. Ubisoft are aware of the problem, but they can't seem to automatically update an INI file.

[@causticide5292]

Plays are the best series of anything ever

[@kristophermontague615]

10:32 Spider-man Spider-man, does what ever a spider can

[@mrimperium1063]

My new favourite quote from anything 'I could retire and buy .. Slow.'

[@Dimentio36]

I'm from Croydon & can confirm that I live right between the workhouse & the massive steampunk electric science thing.

[@starghezer3602]

That false credits sequence is the most evil thing I can imagine

[@nyakehdavid7099]

7:14 "people who paused to read this" dan knows .... dan knows

[@432neptune]

11:22 Dexter's Lab! I never expected *that* reference!

[@baldeaglenor7156]

That moment when NerdCubed mentions your small country and feel special af. Yes, I'm Norwegian. :3

[@JohnSmith-me9po]

It's been three years and I finally got that "keys into a hat joke"...

[@Naro_Rivers]

7:16 I see Jacob attended the Prometheus School of Running Away From Things.

[@williamhemphill3803]

5:12 No! I'm not ready to take on the Tank! I don't even have Molotov's!

[@hbprobrittop10]

I saw Simon Pegg in the quick credits, I love you.

[@mcd_238]

"People who paused to read this, Nerds" is my favorite joke in all of NerdCubed history.

[@Knobstackle]

00:18 confirmed. Legit Norwegian here, and I know every location in Skyrim from just my upbringing around and about. Also: Fus Ro Dah !

[@michaelgavartin]

Nerdcubed plays AGAIN should be a series

[@hellospiral9335]

-Oh, sir, sir! -Say it, Jim. -Me bollocks are achin'. -Did you work 'em off? -Oh, I did. I worked me bollocks raw, on top of all, you're gonna guess your deers, weedge (that sentence was somewhat incomprehensable). Tell ya what, now me back's fookin' achin'. -Oh, you worked your back off? You should've worked your bollocks off... -Oh, fook, I'ven't been paid yet! (I know there is no such thing as "I'ven't" in English, I was trying to immitate the accent.

[@szgergo99]

2:34 that man... saw many things...

[@OverworldLord]

Glad to see the new Call of Duty is just the same as the one last year.

[@Hemfydemfy]

fishes have a few months worth of memory though.

[@Ccarde1-i7i]

2:35 man on the 2 from the left has a little spaz out

[@RevoltLarzWolfblade]

That Dexter's Laboratory reference. My childhood self gleeks in joy.

[@Dead94820]

"Favourite chocolate bar Malteasers" Me: Malteasers aren't chocolate bars! "That's not a chocolate bar I don't care" Touche, Dan, touche

[@FlabbergastedPear]

12:54 Just keep swimming, just keep swimming.....

[@ElePiZelda23]

"So I don't actually know why I'm here, but umm, I'm here, so that's what matters" - how I feel about life really...

[@TimToGim]

"People in Norway have Skyrim" I lost it at that point

[@MrBaconstrips13]

Awesome video and editing, loved it :)

[@WalYT]

I literally got this game, and was thinking: "Where is the Nerd plays AC Syndicate?"

[@MattSmith-jv9zo]

Jacob went to the prometheus school of running away from things.

[@phoermangus9359]

Your Dexter's/Brewster's Lab song was very impressive

[@WaxierWarrior]

'In 2014, the relative value of £3,000 0s 0d from 1800 ranges from £216,300.00 to £14,540,000.00.' Jesus, with money like that who would need a revolution

[@raspymorten]

0:36 She brings up a good point Daniel.