Nerd³ Plays... DOOM - Goregeous

[@joegreenhalgh43]

By pressing F in this you do the opposite of paying respects... You punch their fucking heads off.

[@ProfessorBirchGKMK1000]

You're telling me that I'm not supposed to pay respects by punching their heads off? ... So _that's_ why no one invites me to funerals...

[@matthewflores8899]

PRESS "F" TO RIP AND TEAR!!!!

[@polythreme]

You are giant! That means you have GIANT GUTS!

[@ZwiththeK]

Lolololololololololololololololollololllo

[@ArtyI]

Press F to make their families pay respects

[@mellinghedd267]

*says berserk at the bottom of screen* "wow! It's almost like a berserker mode!"

[@Ch4pp13]

modern shooters doesn't have this feature. it's new. and it's exciting. yay. Doom is going to be the game we need.

[@mellinghedd267]

+punch3870 no shit Sherlock, Doom is the tits. I was simply poking fun at the fact that he didn't notice that it WAS a berserker mode, while saying it was LIKE one.

[@sulphuric_glue4468]

BEZERKER

[@WyvernWolfe]

NerdCubed doesnt have "Reads Well" in his resume of things he can do and why he is popular

[@FearTheFluff4000]

borderlands 1 and 2 had berserk modes one was even gunserk mode

[@mattkay7334]

This is what happens before you play Viscera Cleanup Detail.

[@dampfoxes]

This Dan is getting through this game about 4x faster than Dan from Game Grumps. He is clearly the superior and would win in a fight to the death to be the only Dan.

[@vivianbloomfield3624]

There can be only one person with curly hair named Dan that also plays video games.

[@gouobo]

But Game Grumps Dan has the foofier hair.

[@regalia8717]

The Grumps are all shit at games. And they don't have editing on their side.

[@TeuCat]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking!

[@tegenaraidomestica6646]

Yes but the other Dan also is band

[@calebdavies526]

4:58 Q: Is it a bug? Or a feature? A: Yes

[@gaywoman420]

You just said yes... Oh...

[@monoXIX-]

it was the reply that Bethesda once gave when someone asked them about how why they have so many "bugs" in their games

[@gaywoman420]

Ciel Diablo Yea, I know. I was just confused for a bit.

[@loog9720]

Caleb Davies Or you my dad?

[@fishpop]

Mathmatician's Answer

[@SuperDi_]

This is such a god damn fresh wind in the stale, boring, safe and same FPS market. It's fast, it's exciting, it's fluent, (it's brutal), it has many secrets and a big map to explore. I don't need some assface interrupt the action every 2 minutes to show me a boring cut scene about a boring plot, involving boring characters nobody cares about. I'd rather press F to beat someone to death with his own arm, then press F to "pay respect"

[@gakulon]

Could be more brutal and gory, honestly.

[@unmessable12]

it really doesn't get more gory than this...

[@thunderball11111]

If you could fit more gore into a game than ripping space demons in half I want you to make a game.

[@zubinarya5564]

well shadow warrior 2 is around the corner

[@kyloren3681]

press 'f' to show support.

[@Spiro20004]

Press F to pay respects.... ... to the death of AAA repetitive bullshit. truly it is nice to see someone find a good idea and run with it

[@bdon2088]

No! I will not respect that filthy shit. I will destroy the gravestone and burn the body

[@Logan-xu1mm]

you say that now, but Doom: infinite warfare would like to have a word (in 15 years)

[@CrazyGunMan100]

+900bot where's he keeping it?

[@gakulon]

+CrazyGunMan100 Probably in Hell.

[@JesterOfFlesh]

A little unnecessary and redundant.

[@sqoops8613]

Completes? Yeah, Completes.

[@mathiasrryba]

a nice thing to go through after sonic 06

[@Mixa_Lv]

Ultra-Nightmare Permadeath, it's too fitting.

[@DubZeroSP]

HELL, YEAH!!!

[@mightydylan-iq4fh]

i'm entirely for it

[@mathiasrryba]

XpertMelon no puns allowed . Sorry

[@thatguyfromak5190]

Finally, a rebooted game franchise that is living up to the hype of its predecessors!

[@Taxilemonwithcheese]

PLEASE make a full walk through of the game it would make me moist enough to solve the water problem in Africa.

[@arizenation3188]

california*

[@ChrisParkerstudios]

Both, AT THE SAME TIME!

[@systemofadumb1]

I know right. Africa food problem Cali water problem.

[@senseistatus1200]

its not that there is no water its that our leaders pocket all the money

[@PixelKnighty]

+Arize Nation Trump doesn't agree.

[@angrypanguy]

2016 Dan: "dirty, filthy vegan" 2020 Dan: basically is almost vegan (i have always liked dan but it's great to see how people change)

[@TheLoramir]

He’s now fully vegan thanks to ashens

[@mrmcjeff385]

As a uni student who has a core maths exam in 20 hours I appreciated 3:32 lmao

[@justchillin360]

As an A level student who's recently had a couple of Core exams, I can relate. Good luck dude.

[@miyamotomusashi7612]

As a B level student who only has issues in Math and Japanese I cannot relate to either of you.

[@55skull]

How did your exam go?

[@Rocko7927]

Dan, who mainly hates shoot em ups is 20 times better than polygon

[@regalia8717]

You act as if that is hard...

[@sg0310]

He played this on easy, this game is pretty damn hard on ultra nightmare

[@angrybidoof847]

+BoJangles The Wise you play on easy when you want to feel like a god and have a fun time (he said this in one of the star wars game, the one where he got to be guybrush Threapwood )

[@arnaraki7514]

Most game journalists aren't gamers.

[@TsogtheehtgosT]

"Who makes Chainsaw-proof glass!?" Will always get me

[@HappyPotat]

Well you know what they say; If it ain't broke, give it a chainsaw.

[@JelliThePilot]

It's so much funnier when Dan plays a game he likes.

[@sandrabuttaci258]

F stands for Fun. that's why you're given the button during the tutorial!

[@enz025]

If anyone is still on the fence regarding this game, i honestly couldn't recommend it enough. even if you're up there thinking "oh it's another big stupid shooter game" you would be right, but it revels in that so hard and you feel like such a god damn monster while playing it that it comes right back around and becomes wonderful. So if you have the spare 40 quid, just jump in and do it, I guarantee you won't be disappointed.

[@gakulon]

Not to mention that there is a story, and it seems to be pretty fucking good.

[@enz025]

+CreaturePlaysGames there is a story, which is nice, but if you want more shooting u can just blackout when the talking starts. Also the doom guy is perpetually angry which makes it even better!

[@kennethern1232]

Why would you ever care about the Storyline in a Doom game? You realize they didn't try very hard. It was basically... ALIENS! ALIENS MADE DEMON PORTALS!.. Humans? Greedy humans! Mars Marine Base becomes over run by demons. DOOMGUY MURDERS EVERYTHING!

[@enz025]

That's what I was hinting at there. while a story does exist, it's optional. As you say the story is really about greedy humans tampering with things they couldn't control-shoot demon in the face and feel like a god while you do it.

[@gakulon]

+Kennethern Entertainment The story is more than that. It also talks about what happened to the Doom Slayer, his history, and why he has such a horrible distaste for any sort of demonic life.

[@mr.dakkadakka2845]

Doom makes the exorcist look like a Disney world ride.

[@aviroblox6624]

"Firing ticktaks out of a tampon" -Nerdcubed 2016 :)

[@nathanmiller3332]

Can you do this for a nerd completes if you like it enough

[@matrianix6893]

Personally I think you need to play it for yourself. theres not really a story, its just run around and shoot demons in the face with godly weapons

[@mistershiv42]

YAAASSSSS

[@chiefgamers6364]

+Matrianix I love this game

[@Emily232]

And how does that not make for the most amazing thing ever??

[@PandaCake978]

+Matrianix Well there is a story, if you play attention. Though doom guy wouldn't

[@stryderlordofweird.6108]

I'd say that Dan enjoyed himself

[@kaushekjoshii6649]

#HaveAWank

[@crackedemerald4930]

Fundamented by the pungent smell of nerd semen, i agree with you

[@joshjones3597]

4:00 When Dan actually becomes Catelyn Stark in Bran's nightmare.

[@dig4moreplaysmc]

i thought he didn't like GOT.

[@joshjones3597]

MR, Meeseeks​ He doesn't, he did it unintentionally

[@benboygaming7830]

Hahahaha yeah he does lol

[@TheVakama112]

4:54 Okay, I lost it at that. Probably one of my favourite Nerd3 recent videos.

[@Arkurai]

"That's not a challenge that's how I say hello." (Jump-Cut) *HELLO!* This is why I love this channel.

[@giga-chicken]

Disable the windows update service from starting at all via System Configuration (yeah, that's what it's called, trust me, it's in your start menu just search for it). Then if you ever want to update just set up a weekly scheduled task to start windows update, run updates, and reboot. The task scheduler is predictable, and takes very little CPU, and if you disable windows update from System Configuration not ever the service will start, saving you from the headache.

[@giga-chicken]

Grump3r Bear He's said he's got windows 7, which doesn't have peer to peer update sharing.

[@guitargo7219]

Windows 10 is skynet

[@chocobobafett6187]

Until the Bethesda logo showed up, I had completely forgotten that this was Bethesda

[@Andersmithy]

I mean, it's really id

[@ethanbrock5453]

they only published it.

[@crumpdumpster4707]

The Shotgun - Mmm okay The SUPER Shotgun - Oh my... The Chaingun - *M O I S T*

[@fv2977]

At the start, you forgot to mention Doom 64 (To my dismay, it wasn't the 64th installment, it was just named after a console).

[@kevinloftus5949]

I never had a Sega Genesis so I didn't play it

[@gaywoman420]

I had it on the Atari.

[@sagewaterdragon]

The new Doom is a sequel to Doom 64, so I'm mildly disappointed that he didn't address it at all.

[@MoxStash]

I wonder what console... no one will ever know

[@punch3322]

It's for the Nintendo 64.

[@ryancalder7198]

See this game actually knows how to be fucking cool. If only other games could learn that... *Cough* Might No.9 *Cough cough*

[@POMZero997]

I just don't get how Mighty No.9's graphics could have gotten so much worse compared to 2 years ago

[@ryancalder7198]

I know, it honestly looks like a PS plus free monthly game. For PS3

[@SergioSergio12345]

How it got edgier I just don't fucking know

[@HighlightsCubed]

That thumbnail though...

[@grimm_plush]

"Is this the Tory manifesto?" 10/10

[@LixTetraxOfficial]

Everyone wants a completes of this while I'm still waiting for the Planet Coaster completes XD

[@gakulon]

Honestly, this game seems more fun than any tycoon game.

[@LixTetraxOfficial]

CreaturePlaysGames Meh, it doesn't appeal to me that much but that's just me

[@beannicca]

Same lol

[@tobywan1951]

I'd rather have a Planet Coaster/Parkotect completes, but I'd rather see him play the full version of either when he does it.

[@tobywan1951]

+Toby Wan *Parkitect

[@theSparkyDub]

ripping demons in half with your bare hands is the life

[@Mixa_Lv]

No wonder Doomguy is pissed, I would be too if I was treated like a goddamn fire extinguisher. "In case of demonic outbreak, break the glass"

[@Johnny_Boy503]

Calls simple demons with guns big guys Baron of hell, hell knight, cyberdemon, mancubus,: am I a joke to you?

[@skippss9479]

PLZ DO A NERD 3 COMPLETES OF THIS PLZ :DDDDD

[@fluets5658]

YES

[@joshuathebritishotakuarno2341]

YES

[@DarkChocolateMilkshake]

YES

[@fluets5658]

YES

[@poignion6040]

YES

[@cucumberbush3528]

11:41 "Fps where it actually feels like a Fps not like firing tic tacs out of a tampon" I died xD

[@GirthQuake101]

Please. Complete Series. DOOM.

[@sonnyjim825]

I love how the game has metal playing in the background while you're exploding demons

[@thetrioffish]

I've played through this 4 times now. It is a perfect game. Actually deserves 10/10.

[@NPC_Leigh]

The viscera cleanup detail after these levels is going to be a fcking nightmare

[@BrainStormGaming]

YES! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! Am I a little too excited to see NerdCubed play this?

[@Malpheance]

No, this is fucking Doom the only right option IS TO BE MOTHERFUCKING EXCITED!!!!!!!!!!

[@gakulon]

Doom is one of the best motherfucking action games I've seen in such a long fucking time. Up there with games like Killing Floor.

[@ethangerstein5407]

NO NOT AT ALL BECAUSE ITS NERD3 PLAYING DOOOMMM!!!!

[@christopherlove1401]

COMPLETE SERIES OF DOOM!!! PLEASE DAN

[@custodeon]

I get shivers every time the intro plays.

[@awesomechrisdude123]

Is love for this to be a completes series. It's so fun to watch Dan play a game he likes.

[@dontcryzanzibar]

Hey Dan, I think you put the wrong title. It's supposed to say "Completes" not "Plays."

[@isaac.g7421]

"is this the tory mannifesto" you have won my respect right there good sir

[@liammiller2601]

5:45 I think his favorite band is Metallica

[@gaywoman420]

No, it's definitely BABYMETAL. Duh...

[@TheOnlyVee]

+SolidRaven one direction

[@ISAdomTAZ]

I thought it was The Moody Blues?

[@barbaraseefeldt3904]

4:27 THE BEST ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC IN ALL OF GAMING HISTORY IS NOW!

[@ehman1492]

can someone please explain how you shoot tic tacs out of a tampon?

[@chevtothemax]

You play CoD

[@crackedemerald4930]

@@chevtothemax you will need to buy a DLC to know

[@onemananarchy]

I'm definitely getting this now thanks to this video. I wanted it, but now it's a must. May wait until the summer sale in the hopes of any type of discount.

[@tatenterprises5598]

Dan I think you have gone insane because you have said the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again multiple times.

[@tatenterprises5598]

+cammer733 .

[@TheCookiezPlz]

"Why would I pick charged burst...That seems more like an intelligence test" *Immediately blows self up*

[@danooba]

AND TODAY: VIOLENCE IN A BOX!

[@timothymclean]

Doomguy's animations are straight, direct, and brutal. It's like you gave Kratos power armor and a shotgun.

[@UltimateWildWolf]

I would love to see a completes of this game or at least you playing it a bit more

[@rachel-mariem.6619]

This is probably one of the best gameplays I've ever seen for Doom.

[@hutchy1k94]

Press f to rip and tear.

[@jakesmate5702]

At 3:00 When the person was talking on the screen all I thought was "Do you want to play a game" **saw**

[@CelticKillerSOB]

I was really hoping that Dan would sing the Doom Song from Invader Zim in that opening.

[@Bellanzarite]

13:14 "I can now upgrade my bang-bangs." Rebecca will be pleased.

[@U9dohnT9no9mEE]

I feel the better fit for the mystery video would have been the doom song by Gir.

[@alpsoysal3586]

I really like the fact that the map at 2:50 is a real map of Mars, including Valles Marineris, Isidis Planitia, Olympus Mons, Hellas Basin, Acidalia Planitia and so on.

[@JustDan]

Hmmmmm, that intro music is amazing!

[@thomasowen8868]

If you are a fan of Dubstep, then it's OK. For everyone else... Not so much.

[@makinishki3016]

it's not dubstep m8

[@jnnh880]

+Thomas Owen is hardcore metal

[@LouPeng401]

The music in this game is amazing

[@Arexion5293]

Dubstep? Where?

[@RobertJPalmer]

Still love rewatching Dan solder videos. "Ooh I like pressing F!" is one of my favourite quotes ever

[@jazzytrumpeter1667]

Rewatching so Nerd³ gets some munz

[@blepblops]

Fuck, google knows what I've been playing 24/7

[@charlotte1924]

Dan you need to a completes of this!

[@greysonbourne]

Does anyone else legit get chills of nostalgia in the elevator credits scene?

[@NoTime2Explain676]

Actually the multiplayer is fun if you don't take it to seriously That's also my review of everything Also plz play battlefield 1 cuz it's actually really great

[@colinwein1724]

MooshroomGaming I agree I actually liked dooms multiplayer, not the best ( after playing any battlefield game it becomes hard to find one almost as good ) but still worth it because the doom campaign surprised me

[@ewanthomson6798]

MooshroomGaming ikr

[@minecraft0508]

"you can hold a button down to walk" Me- You can walk?!? I played this entire game without knowing this fact. Not like I would have used it.

[@crackedemerald4930]

i was gona make a joke about this game... but then I noticed that it was doomed...

[@omerlaxer3483]

Ha... Ha ha

[@Insertfunnycomment]

*ba dum tish crickets*

[@xxxbc42]

go to hell

[@crackedemerald4930]

+xxxbc42 see? it was really doomed

[@xxxbc42]

some would say it was an arch VILE joke eh? eh?

[@colinvancampenhout]

I like Dan the most when he knows that what he says about games is only his opinion, as of last he just acts like his word is law

[@auz_m8461]

He's gonna love the mini gun then xD

[@MrJakeman124]

SPOILER DONT READ IF YOU HAVENT PLAYED

[@Acheron1990]

I mean, to be fair its not really a spoiler since the same guns have been in every DOOM game.

[@hellfire2180]

Canada's gonna have another layer of white when he finds it

[@renehenckens]

I love videos where Dan goes a million miles an hour and simply enjoys himself. 15 minutes of really fun content here :)

[@sourcesauce]

Finally a fucking game that doesn't have overused shitty **dubstep**

[@WarhammerWings]

12:08 *garbled* AHH CHRIST, SOME PISS CAME OUT! XD

[@RAFMnBgaming]

I'm gonna sing the doom song!

[@pedrorodrigues4633]

14:26 that alien zombie things was just like *"KAHHHMEEIIIII... KAHEEEMIIIIII- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"*

[@GHilliECK]

This game summarizes the gun side of America

[@GHilliECK]

Sorry I mean the schools in America

[@thunderball11111]

Made my day^^

[@ILoveDashie20]

People like you are the reason why the rights of Americans are being stripped away.

[@Star-Commander-Vong]

Sorry, what was that? Couldn't hear you over the sound of reality.

[@greensquig2479]

A gun is a right?

[@GyroMetric]

04:20 (yeah, right?) I oftentimes just come to watch this specific part of the video, since it is the quintessential example of why DOOM 2016 is gorgeous.

[@masasuka]

I'm going to sing the doom song now! Doom doom doom doom doom, doom doom do DOOM, DOOOM doom do-doom, DOOM do-doom doom doooom, doom doom dooom, do-do-DOOOM! (6 months later) Doom doom doo doom doom, DOOMY-DOOMY-DOOM, doom do do DOOM, Do do DOOM, doomy-doomy-doomy, Doom doom doom THE END

[@silentassault9613]

"Oh my god it's like a beserker mode" well done Dan it's only called beserker mode and has it written at the bottom of the screen

[@spacepug1246]

Are you going to play Aerofly FS 2?

[@yugijak]

"As opposed to all those safe levels in churches and the like." Wow...prophetic statement to plot is prophetic.

[@evamai728]

H-how do you fire a tic tac out of a tampon?

[@kennethern1232]

You just have to mintily believe. Not menstrually bleed.

[@evamai728]

+Kennethern Entertainment I guess I've been doing it all wrong 😂

[@MJuegaES]

You play Call of Duty.

[@evamai728]

+marcianito 100% real ayy I have never done that in CoD ...

[@PHANTOMCOWGIRL]

You know, I think the best part of this is how if you want to survive, it seems ALL YOU NEED to do IS KILL everything. The worst part is that poor joke I made.

[@CherryNobody]

Hello procrastinators..

[@WhaleMayCry]

Hi

[@staruearon]

how could you do this to me?

[@spookyboob5611]

Bob lexus Yes?

[@hibye8158]

2:32 this is one of the many reasons i love nerdcubed

[@Cyynapse]

6:32 I'm sorry for making people cringe, but that chuckle sounded exactly like Sans the Skeleton from Undertale.

[@Stumpless]

While I'm not the biggest fan of the game and usually things like this are kinda cringy, that's actually pretty spot on, lol.

[@Cyynapse]

TheBorderlandsGuy Yeah, there was no way to say it without harming people.

[@LucaShoal]

Now let us move past, and heal.

[@pshyis]

At least he didn't Gainax us lol.

[@MinusIsDeceased]

Nothing wrong with the game. It's just the fandom. Like everything with a fandom. Even the one I'm *technically* in.

[@DaddyDumptruckDeluxe]

I can't even describe how satisfying it was to watch you thoroughly enjoying a AAA video game title for once.

[@penelopenorwood7270]

Battlefield 1 is named so because it is set in World War 1. Just saying.

[@l101observer]

You make the best videos when you're really enjoying yourself, and this is definitely one of them

[@konanarcher]

GWX control panel download it and fucking windows 10 will not touch your donuts ever again

[@jakehaecker9534]

I forgot how fun it was to watch dan actually enjoy himself

[@jackcabot721]

Bethesda making some sick games.

[@chicanerydocumenter]

id software****

[@Sathrand]

Bethesda is just the publisher........

[@slamtown1903]

Faggy fallout fans tend to think is Bethesda the publisher they made it.

[@jacobharris4207]

The alliteration

[@Masoncakes97]

Lol. Bethesda doesn't know how to make one good game

[@gary7867]

In doom:"oooo i like pressing F!"In Call of duty:"WHAT THE FUCK!!!"

[@thomasthetrain8240]

You need to play the new fallout 4 DLC far harbor

[@tomryland3042]

I thought I was the only one who wanted this

[@luukpeeters9474]

honestly fallout is a bit too serious for something nerdcubed would do, theyre supposed to be funny on nerdcubeds basis and in fallout you would miss a lot of story because dan cant keep his mouth shut during plot conversations

[@tomryland3042]

+Luuk Peeters dude he did a whole completes series on fallout 4

[@thomasthetrain8240]

+Luuk Peeters yeah but all you have to do is play at yourself and I had a lot of fun watching him play the fallout series

[@UKDarkJedi]

Luuk he did an entire playthrough of fallout 4 (before DLC's) already... no reason he couldn't do far harbor as well

[@kanyeedigit9215]

this was your most quotable video to date and ive been a fan of yours since the "10 ways to die in...."videos and you've never failed to be halareous