Nerd³ Plays... Forestry 2017 - The Simulation

[@SPACKlick]

5:14, the end of KZbin Gaming, that moment will never be topped.

[@rumaddzero9100]

true

[@Mappen94]

+SPACKlick You need to watch laddergoat! That shit is the best

[@cloroxbleach6960]

I'M FUCKIN DEAD NOW XD XD XD XD XD

[@SPACKlick]

+Adam Mullarkey Any particular moment? (Just remembered that's the one where he flips cars over himself isn't it, it's pretty good but I still say this is better)

[@insanecactus5]

Best KZbin vid in history

[@a.g.1904]

OMG I JUST REALIZED THAT THE ICON FOR THE HORSE WAS ROLLING TOO

[@dragonflymoonraven]

ho. ly. shit. balls. that just made that moment 20% funnier.

[@short_kenobi]

lol

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

I guess because the map is just an overhead view but with icons attached to objects, so it rolls with the horse.

[@CheesePieWithChips]

Every time I feel unhappy in any way. I come to this video and skip to 5:14. It has never failed to cheer me up.

[@Darknimbus]

I was one of the programmers of this game. Sadly we had to fix that bug (of course...). Not really happy with the outcome of the game. Could've done so much better, but publishers just don't give you the resources to really put an effort in these games -.-

[@laurikotila5813]

5:14 That's gonna join the list of Nerd's best laughs along with the one from the Driving Simulator 2014 and that one laugh from that one Besiege video.

[@xxkq0]

Links?

[@NAPREDATOR]

+Lauri Kotila do you happen to remember the besiege episode?

[@locostark534]

+Lauri Kotila YEAH WE NEED NAMES AND NUMBERS

[@Plushnerd]

+NAPREDATOR the live stream :)

[@morgan200three]

Cluverbuht?

[@CpnGame]

5:14 Thanks for clearing my sinuses, Dan! I mean, I didn't want you to do it by making my tea go up through my nose, but it's the thought that counts.

[@Stelum1000]

Lmai

[@marshagraham630]

XD

[@foxythepiratefox346]

Lmao

[@0ia]

@@Stelum1000 Laughing my ass... in?

[@ThatOneShortieHo]

That's an outstanding string of words

[@StirlingWatt]

i love the "dan" "yes brain?" moments so much omg

[@ThatOneShortieHo]

Same. My fave one is the Hotdogs, Horseshoes and Handgranades gym one.

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@ThatOneShortieHoOmg I forgot that video had one. I keep coming back to this video because it’s the one I remember

[@Mrmoocows99]

See its called Forestry 2017 because it wont load till 2017.

[@cameronli7382]

genius

[@Smurph000007]

fat

[@MikeRKO316]

+Mrmoocows99 damn u. U must've traveled to the past to steal my idea. 2:48 in and I had the idea to say that. I scroll down and here you are.

[@James_6600]

true

[@afacelessname1378]

+Mrmoocows99 dammit, I was going to say that!!

[@englebertmagentaschweiger1447]

5:14 Dan's laugh always makes my day.

[@jacobtaylor8975]

+Englebert Magentaschweiger The icon for the horse on the map spins with the horse lol.

[@gmann215]

Did you know that a horse can output 15 horsepower? On another note, that ending was rather amazing.

[@ThatOneShortieHo]

I can't believe we've been fucking falsely advertised to this entire time!

[@JosephWillingham]

Completes series

[@vegisamalzero3681]

muahaha

[@simmerocky2393]

Totally.

[@MrGnash]

+Joseph Willingham y

[@Tacobell1384]

Maybe after planet coaster.

[@joshuavickerscopley9710]

+Tacobell1384 no not maybe will have to be AFTER planet coaster

[@Jakobly]

that whole "quality over quantity" thing works out well this was great

[@sailfan6292]

+Jakobly i agree

[@VolcanicArts]

+Jakobly yep

[@reeeraptor8]

Agreed

[@allmightyloaf7134]

5:13: So Dave what should we put in our game? "Barrel rolling horses, that slowly roll away from you." You're the boss.

[@jumpybananas5249]

The horse thing... I literally cried with laughter. I literally could barely breath. THIS MOMENT WILL NEVER BE TOPPED EVER.

[@JoshIdstein]

Okay, our games might not be the best example of German engineering. But you gotta hand it to our horses! Rolling downhill, stiff as a stick!

[@angelmchendrickson3971]

lol the prometheus school of running away from things

[@JJRicks]

YES

[@Zekkinful]

Ding!

[@bencarroll3780]

+Lord Obama riding a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of his hands and shit. Your name. How the hell was that not taken?

[@orrins8554]

+Lord Obama riding a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of his hands and shit. Sin Total: 79570864690648075995 Sentence: Magic Horses

[@UriGerhard]

* ding *

[@ernestsstroinovs5692]

Love how when the horse becomes magical, the icon on the map actually does the same.

[@elektra81516]

Dan laughed for a total of 1 minute and 9 seconds and to be honest my sides are hurting! X'D

[@broganscovers4455]

I still laugh at this

[@HighlightsCubed]

Dan is playing a shitty simulator again? Today is a good day.

[@FlyingJetpack1]

+HighlightsCubed - Nerd³ Highlights Well I know what part will enter the highlights ;)

[@X3rCobraz]

+telamonthe3nd14 pootispencer here

[@donyoung7087]

They see me rolling, they hating

[@bearly0]

OMG

[@NoNameAtAll2]

they see me mowing, the gangsters

[@shady4091]

Someone make a video of the 5:14 moment at like, x10 speed, going forward and then in reverse over and over, set to that song. Please? I would but... You know...

[@NoNameAtAll2]

shady4091 we know what? you're constuntly high?

[@NATM462]

18:18 according to google a humpback whale is roughly 13 metres long, so a stopping distance of 4-5 humpback whales at 80kmh is actually quite good and nothing to complain about.

[@heyguysjohnfarder]

+minimilla That is something to complain about. Even the oldest cars would stop within the length of 1 humpback whales. If that's how long it takes that car to stop, then the person driving it is going to get into some SERIOUS accidents.

[@Neosublimation]

I almost died laughing at 5:14 and I was glad Nerd³ did so as well, so I had a few minutes to restart my breathing process and wipe away the loads of tears I laughed out without missing something. I think that was the best abs exercise I did in a while.

[@Alan-ds1uc]

This is the Nerdcubed I know and love.😄

[@YouTubeExplore777]

me too, I don't ever want it to disappear. XD

[@ShardtheWolf]

That's the hardest I've ever heard Dan laugh. EVER.

[@TheInfiniteFool]

This rivals his driving simulator vid for the laughs

[@ShardtheWolf]

+BLARGTEHTACO Just went and listened to them side by side, the sheer power of the laugh here was stronger, but the driving sim had a solid aftershock laugh.

[@ThatOneShortieHo]

Driving simulator, FS Flight Simulator, Cleverbot, Airport Simulator 2019(?) Are some other fantastic laughs.

[@KassiteriteVT]

5:14 Rollin', rollin', rollin'. Rollin', rollin', rollin'. Keep them horses rollin', Rawhide.

[@enz025]

Well, that escalated quickly, I swear I was waiting for the jumpscare or something

[@_.l4n3]

"Die Simulation" Gotta love the German language.

[@manicpixiecassidy]

Truly an exemplary example (redundancy) of a NerdCubed video. The horse, the plot development, it's incredible.

[@JuneDot]

What made the part when the horse started rolling over (For me at least) wasn't actually the horse rolling over. But Dan's laugh was just the thing that made me die laughing.

[@sailfan6292]

+Silvah3466 yes, dans laugh was just so genuaine and you could tell it killed him so much cause it was so funny. i loved that part and laughed harder then i have for a while with his vids

[@maxaldred7102]

that second of pause as the horse rolled over and Dan laughed was just so funny. It was like confusion, realisation and hilarity all happened in that order and in the matter of a second.

[@JackFoxtrotEDM]

Did you notice that as he dismounted from the horse his mouse just went "heh-eh" like his brain just physically went "wait wut"

[@thesaint8141]

please never stop making videos dan! this video was one of your best! 10/10

[@vinceeager8553]

This channel has returned to its former glory. I asked for more Plays comedy videos in the NerdCubed Community Census and I'm not disappointed

[@Daniel_K95]

#generock

[@dontcryzanzibar]

+Daniel Knellor *generawk

[@Daniel_K95]

I know what he said I didn't want to put generowk so I put rock

[@skthejanner]

Just that split second of silence as Dan comprehends what was happening to his horse is sheer gold

[@rudybernal78]

5:14 that laugh cured cancer for a minute

[@Matsiv25]

Everyone needs to feel as much joy in their lives as Dan does upon the fall of the horse.

[@mrzurg]

Did anyone else notice that while the horse was rolling around the icon on the map was rolling with it xD

[@Ali-pj8ht]

My Guinea Pig died today. Watching this video really cheered me up. Thanks Dan.

[@Ibirdball]

5:12 Dan laughed like he did in Driving Simulator 2013 xD

[@keastie6671]

+Ibirdball ikr

[@CoolSkeleton-gu7jg]

Ibirdball Love it when he laughs like that lol

[@Ibirdball]

+CoolSkeleton95 His voice goes so high pitched you'd think it was a girl :D

[@PHANTOMCOWGIRL]

Also, did you notice the horse-icon on the minimap was FLIPPING while the horse was rolling?

[@Monty-sd6tc]

When the horse does its flips, calms soothing music begins, and a nature documentary voice takes over

[@Felsinator]

5:14 cured cancer all over the world

[@FrostiDrinks]

You were laughing for a solid 40 seconds without any interruption.

[@imapie4688]

Thank you captain obvious.

[@StermaPerma]

imapie4688 it wasnt that obvious. I thought it was 41 seconds.

[@MrSerpentiner]

FrostiDrinks And the game still took about fifteen times longer to load

[@AllyBiddleX]

this is the only nerdcubed video i have ever cried for most of the video. i love this man.

[@wtn_crimson4199]

Nvm the loading screen, Dan shoulda used a timer to show how long he laughed for... 5:14

[@Alienrocker2010]

omg that inner monologue was so freaking funny yet still gets topped by the rolling horse that is literally unbeatable

[@meeturself]

I found my new favorite Nerd3 video, and only because of 5:14

[@Waz-85]

this is why I love nerd3, back to his old great sim videos

[@OscarRobbing]

'Billboard' distance changes the distance at which LOD objects, ie. trees, change from a 3D mesh to camera-facing sprites

[@croletan5424]

I think he was joking

[@RevoltLarzWolfblade]

5:14 I hadn't heard Dan laugh so hard since the driving simulator.

[@jsegaul420]

5:14 He must go, his people need him.

[@slavikleskiv4119]

+jsegaul420 OMG xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@jasons.5689]

I loved that when the horse started rolling, the icon on the map did too

[@ilikefroggz7198]

00:36 ALL OF THE RAGE IS CHANNELED INTO THESE 4 SECONDS

[@grimhysteria7644]

When you have spent an entire day going through all of Dan's videos (literally) and liking them. .......I have zero life........

[@Homerstar]

I think Generock should be the nickname for Roman Reigns.

[@jproductions5608]

yup

[@epender]

Generawk

[@geoffbache9897]

It's 2024 now. Nothing Generock about my Tribal Chuef ☝️

[@pedro17122001]

That silence before a laugh that can destroy 10 Starkiller bases at the same time.

[@lurkingharris]

HOLY FUCK, that horse *took a turn* for the worse :D I *wood* love to see Dan playing more games like this :D It's tiring making so many tree puns, I should stop *forest* :D I bet you never *saw* that coming :D

[@beaglegaming1127]

it's *tiring* not tiring pun cubed you missed a pun

[@juxtalightborne3253]

+matthew clare leaf him alone

[@lurkingharris]

+Ranomas Lightbringer we should all *stick* to being civil :D

[@EdwardWB97]

+Lurking Harris - Unofficial Pun Cubed That horse really flipped out.

[@ThyWaffl3]

+Lurking Harris - Unofficial Pun Cubed Looks like you should -cut- down on the puns, I _wood_ not like to see you running out. Maybe I am just _barking_ up the wrong _tree_.

[@nomad6628]

I like how when the horse was rolling down the hill, It's icon on the minimap was rotating as well. Best game ever.

[@lukasrocks1000]

THE END TURNED DARK REAL FAST!!!! also, I couldn't be bothered to type that without caps on.

[@prutata]

"When your legs don't work like they used to before" -Gilbert the horse 2016

[@megapickle9796]

I guarantee that MatPat will make a ghost theory on this game

[@stonky4883]

YES!!

[@marshagraham630]

Two months later...

[@landenallen2028]

Needs to happen.

[@SQUIZZLER24]

As someone who works in forestry, I can tell you that if you try and cut a tree down and process it like that, ya blew it. 0/10 would not timber again

[@aaronamarok]

Best Nerd3 Laugh EVER recorded!

[@cookiegaming44]

This is when you realize that nerd cubed is still... nerd cubed.

[@TheTman9898]

I was honestly expecting a jump scare at the end

[@thomasntdt4828]

so was i

[@Tustin2121]

Thank you for keeping the entirety of the "horse" "physics" thing in. That was the most hilarious thing ever and I was laughing right along with you at that. XD

[@mistershiv42]

My word 5:15 I do think I've heard Nerd laugh like that since Evie tried to say her own name.

[@GrijzePilion]

What about the moment in Driving Simulator where the car fucks off into space?

[@JakeG59]

that was fucking hilarious classic dan

[@spartansheep459]

Sadly I had headphones and then I died

[@k1ll3rM]

+dylan G That moment needs to be animated by that guy that did the one for the plane simulator thing

[@JonnyApple445]

5:16 best laugh ever on KZbin!

[@Cartoonman154]

Tears of pure joy roll down my face 5:15

[@leminecrafter012]

+Cartoonman154 i broke two ribs and watched this i cried and laught at the same time

[@aloysiustsk]

Thank you dear horse. The Nerdcubed we love is back

[@BladeScraper]

"It's only got one horsepower as well" Oh, Dan.... :D

[@slayer286kill3]

As soon as I saw this simulator video from you, I literally jumped off my chair with joy XD

[@JoeWuhPuh]

Is that how horses work in Germany?

[@red13emerald]

I just love the new schedule of this channel. So many good videos now! Keep it up, Dan, this is how it always should've been!

[@paulhudson6846]

when the horse started rolling down the hill XDDDDDDDDDDD IM CRYING WTF

[@thedrinkinghour8790]

The funniest part of this video to me is not the horse falling over, ad many say. It is not the laugh that last for so long. The funniest part is the glance, up and down, as if to confirm that he truly is seeing what he thinks he is.

[@golden4730]

5:16 is the funniest shit. I laughed just like the uploaded did and at the same time. It's Hilarious!!!! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAA

[@rjs3099]

this has 1 of my favorite endings of all his video and after he sees the person he put scary music over it

[@reddeboxxe]

Puahahahah I lost it at the Horse part xD

[@4.8sierra59]

5:19 i dont know which is better, Dan's laugh or the tumbling horse.

[@TheIshikawaRin]

This is the funniest video in a long time.

[@ITechnologyman]

I'm bored of watching boring videos, then i find this gold. I practically died at 5:14 Best moment on KZbin Ever!

[@DieWorm]

Holy shit, I thought I was getting bored of this channel. This is the NerdCubed I remember! What's with the sudden jump in quality?

[@craigbonar8427]

Remember My Face Another reboot. 3 comedy videos a week and a completesdaily

[@DieWorm]

Craig Bonar WHAT!? THIS IS A DREAM.

[@Leftnutrightnut]

This was by far the funniest video you've ever made! The nerdcubed I found a year or two ago who played shitty games for fun broke free of Dan 3.0 or 4.0 I've lost track, and came out in this, I've been crying for the past 10 minutes because of this, thank you

[@ValentineC137]

The loading screen was waiting for 2017 :D

[@Asajz]

I love how when the horse is flipping, the horseshoe icon on the map flips too 😂😂😂

[@CoreyEacret]

5:15 Dan.exe Has Stopped Working...

[@jefflol4991]

Dan.exe has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer.

[@storfotkalle]

I graduated from forestry school in Germany and all I can say this is very accurate simulation of the universe

[@subatomictooth5407]

I have never heard Dan laugh like that holy shit

[@xcgstarx90]

"allergic to people with hayfever" oh Nerdcubed how I love you

[@golden4730]

Skip the video to 5:16 and you will SUBSCRIBE to this guy RIGHT AWAY!!!!! He's hilarious!!! Hahahahahhahahahahaaaa

[@golden4730]

I couldn't stop laughing either

[@Lone_Rocket]

So far possibly the funniest video of 2016.

[@dakoolguy111]

One of my favorite Nerd Plays videos! So Fucking hilarious!!

[@pale2457]

Dan, that was a piece of art. You should get an award.

[@q009q009]

I've genuinely never heard him burst out like that.

[@jubbie1122]

+Q009 watch "Nerd³'s Hell... Driving Simulator 2013" at about the 14:30 minute mark

[@adammartin3675]

Still come back to this for 5:14. FOREVER YOUNG, DAN!

[@MissCookieThief]

Hilarious video. It really reminded me of his old videos =)

[@totsnotai7943]

I like how it took a couple of seconds for Dan's brain to process what the horse was doing

[@rubenyoranboaz]

That moment the horse starts rolling, ROFL

[@ToonedMinecraft]

I see what you did there

[@flyohioaviation1198]

this may be the BEST nerd cubed video OF ALL TIME!

[@ecuadoriangamer3790]

5:14 that is a longer laugh than from Driving Simulator....

[@kastomono]

Dan likes Rolling things better than Flying things.

[@subzerotheiceninga8254]

When Dan laughs it makes my day.