Nerd³ Plays... Hard Time Part 2

[@timothymclean]

"Right, let's try this again now that I know how the game works..." Wait wait wait...the game does _what?_

[@SaekAncient]

I don't get it.

[@ZoSo1973]

Mr. Immortal He's saying that the game is broke, hence, it doesn't "work"

[@VaughanDavies]

I remembered seeing this uploaded the day I subscribed, god it's fun watching back though all his videos

[@CarlExclamationMark]

same 😂😂

[@Utmanarn]

+ThePlebyPleb Yes

[@capnz15]

same

[@RetZarzSwagMite420BlazeIt]

Wow... i found you😂

[@goncalosantos171]

and I'm watching now lol

[@geoffdougley1806]

10:31 "Welcome to the jungle. It gets worse here..." then he realises that there is text on the screen.

[@kennethern1232]

The shortest you can be is still 3 inches taller than Emma Blackery... *sigh*

[@zackchaffee9345]

Best of the jokes

[@oliviaakatee]

Ha 😆

[@dinogirl898]

Kennethern HA

[@lincolnmcbride9789]

And the man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a lunchroom blitz

[@yungbananaclip2822]

@Dom Vlogs luuuunch room blitz

[@speedwaynutt]

The Warden could kill you with a wink of his eye oh yeah

[@merrilleeparks3885]

I like how everything was fine until that warden shot him

[@thcsabinad]

Challenge : Serve/survive through the whole time given by the judge

[@pokefan2552]

I grew up with mdickie games, I never had much money or fast internet ( until three years ago where I got really good internet) and it's awesome to see nerdcubed play one of my favourites

[@Heyesy]

"LOOK AT MY STANCE, MY STANCE IS AMAZING. GIVE IT A LOOK." "MMM. IT LOOKS JUST LIKE EYES!GUN!"

[@Heyesy]

Read it while thinking of the tune of LOOK AT MY HORSE.

[@capthavic]

This is one of the worst, most nonsensical, and hilarious games I've ever seen.

[@spideraba769]

"All I wanted was some sardines on toast! How the hell did this happen?!" _It started out with some fish; how did it end up like this?_

[@Braydon667]

12:29 Explosion... So thats why Duke Nukem was there... Dun Dun DUNNNNNNNN!!!!

[@Beelze_Bubbles]

"Shut your face, I want food."

[@VendettAgainstmusic]

Me, all the time

[@coolsiteish]

Nerd3 challenges: Kill everyone in the cell block. what? ive done it and survived. No one cared :3

[@PuffyBerry-j1x]

You should play more of this. I still play it.

[@PuffyBerry-j1x]

***** Yes but not right now why?

[@johnpettersen9492]

i play on android

[@blumpus8150]

Good news, everyone!

[@beargangrecords5407]

Dad³ Plays... Hard Time

[@imaginerp]

4:23 FUS RO DAH

[@lukecreedmaster7327]

I love the fact that at 12:06 the picture in the bottom left is of the warden beating 'jneo' up.

[@yume5338]

This game should have a good proper remake.

[@supersulu2542]

THIS IS THE BEST NERD3 VIDEO EVER HE SHOULD DO A COMPLETES SERIES ON THIS

[@darriskinggamez4831]

This is so nostalgic

[@ActiveSufi]

One of the best videos on this channel

[@deadpooldeadpool6490]

do part 3

[@ErsoyED]

LMFAO 4:35 "Was it loose women?" I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!

[@VIVIAN81]

2:25 to 2:32 would be great for a prison movie scene

[@VIVIAN81]

Jack Mcchlery yes but then the guard talking to him afterward as well

[@thepiggygamer4288]

i wish he did a part 3 of hard time its fun to watch

[@gsmmemo2587]

I played this game and im trying to kill everybody in the prison

[@jackcockneer5683]

go to options and add more ppl to the prison damn near impossible to kill them whole cause the other prisoners constantly interrupt you

[@gsmmemo2587]

jack cockneer yep :p

[@emzedjiklool511]

Gabriel Rawung You can just use cheats.

[@smkanim2009]

This game is a piece of... ART! IT'S THE GAME OF THIS DECADE!

[@MegaDK47]

Dan needs to play Wrestling Revolution, it's another silly game by Mdickie, but wrestling, so Dan might like that :3

[@leonsmith206]

It's on Mobile so Dan might not like it

[@buddershark300]

+Leon Smith it's better on pc

[@darkability1393]

its called wrestling mpire on PC

[@batna9549]

Leon Smith well I have something to tell you

[@MrPiccoloku]

What about the one that's about Jesus?

[@MasterGameKeeper]

"was there something depressing on tv? loose women" LOL

[@alexh853]

Dan: JUSTICE ISN'T JUSTICE!!!! Me: YOU KNOW THIS IS MOTHER #^$&ING AMERICA RIGHT!!!

[@Sokka929]

Guards that do nothing when prisoners try to kill them, weapons lying everywhere on the ground, hospital ward that lets prisoners concoct drugs? Best prison ever! :)

[@CykaBlyatAlex]

the canteen is just a big clusterfuck

[@SSofIreland]

11:00 Accurate representation of a traffic stop involving a young black man in the US, right here!

[@sithalo]

well an accurate representation of black on black crime anyway although Nerd was possibly asian but yours wasnt very accurate either anyway lol

[@weterman4320]

You should bring comments back. No one clicks those spam links, and they don't even post those anymore. c'mon, you're losing your community. it's not even a big deal. Spread the word!

[@insertname5813]

No comments stay off

[@weterman4320]

Jacob Creevey Why? What's wrong with them? Everyone has something positive to say on nerd 3 videos.

[@insertname5813]

1. It's full of idiots and in some videos every comment is retarded 2. We voted,us,the community,the subscribers we voted and said no the comments are gone we had the choice between (I think this was it) liking

[@insertname5813]

(It stopped there I don't know why) but as I was saying liking and saying yes to turn off comments or disliking and saying no to turning off the comments and we said yes to turn off the comments so don't ask me ask everyone

[@weterman4320]

Allot of people robably just didn't wanna dislike a nerd 3 video. I bet if he did it the other way around comments would stay on.

[@GadalaGamingHQ]

I HADNT HAD LAUGHED THAT MUCH IN MY LIFE! 11:34

[@chariegirl]

Illuminati tattoo at 11:54

[@RebelCircled]

best nerdcubed video

[@SSJLL6999]

Is this safe for download?

[@MrDude-qq4xs]

SSJ6999 it is

[@chucknorris789]

First nerdcubed video I ever watched

[@sirderpington7704]

why does this look at that god awful bible game

[@Guythatyoudontknow]

Made by the same company.

[@The73MPL4R]

Guy that you don't know Not even a company. Only one guy made these games

[@sirderpington7704]

he used to work for ljn right?

[@InterfaceYT]

I think i know which one ur talking about, whats that game called?

[@Oedurribeiro]

Seth4564 "The You Testament"

[@Sl1f3rDrag0n]

I absolutely lost it at the mess hall brawl. Oh my word

[@locococo8961]

whens part 3?

[@njd834]

Never.

[@PuffyBerry-j1x]

Pretty Sure Never.

[@elephystry]

I would think that Nerd^3 could count to 3.

[@jackmac456]

Nerdcubed is just... amazing

[@bengreen2860]

Try eating food

[@hippiechick7897]

These 2 vids were HILARIOUS!

[@50potatoes]

He is just like me smart but not fast or strong

[@kimurain6956]

Ditto

[@wan4885]

Gavera Gamer you meen a nerd

[@wan4885]

***** you looked that up on google

[@HeWhoIsAlwaysWright]

A nerd is basically just a person who enjoys learning and school. I was more like EYES!GUN (I have no gun symbol), where everything is in moderation for me, where I am decently strong, pretty fast, and smart.

[@AcidWitch6]

"Oh yeah, you were the guy that shot me... HOW DOES IT FEEL?! HOW DOES IT FEEL?!" Laughed, subbed

[@CraftingChasm]

I like how the Warden who arested nerdcubed for carrying a meat clever started running for him with a meat clever 2 mins later. Logic

[@ethanhouser9738]

It's pronounced ka-tan-ah

[@HonoraryAperture]

That *is* how he is pronouncing it.

[@caramida9]

Arstotzkan Civilian Papers, please...

[@fahlin10games]

It depends where in England you are from, i'm from the north-west and I say Ka-tan-ah

[@roglemorph]

Sex pornonces yogurt hag urg

[@Krytonite001]

Spencer Martz ... Alright.

[@nikstingray4197]

*Whistling* "Okay,I've got a promise to never kill anyone again."*Right after that* "DIE DIE DIE:

[@CheeseCakeAwakesFTW]

PLEASE DO MORE WE NEED IT!

[@vzara72]

A war broke out in the cafe,and duke fucking nukem comes out and fights! This is fricking awesome!

[@MaxBolinger]

anyone else notice he was about to say "it gets worse here everyday" after "welcome to the jungle" but stopped himself at 10:32

[@Darklink666Mr]

15:03, that whistling. Makes it all the more creepy.

[@Krytonite001]

They should make a multiplayer for this, of there is none yet, and then Dan could play this with his dad :3

[@emzedjiklool511]

He' Yes, it's one guy.

[@moonraven6145]

love that "im a member of the gladiators, ive you need help..." Guy gets kicked in the nuts

[@Bazoka8100]

Yes, that candy from wonka DOES suck. Nerds rule the world man, nerds made your computer, Nerds let you write that comment, Nerds invented the basketball pump, Nerds invented youtube, Nerds made the little chewy tablet that kept you from coughing as a child.

[@lmgmaster7526]

THESE GRAPHICS ARE NEXT-GEN

[@jawa19499]

Why are you shooting me in the face! 1 minute later. Why are you shooting me still! I should never eat or drink something in front of my computer again

[@MillRunner]

5:58 that's life you're describing.

[@KilljoyGamer]

The ending was absolutely hilarious.

[@LordOfCacti]

NEED2Be will still be in our hearts R.I.P.

[@DictionaryDylan]

You should play more of this! You make it brilliant XD

[@angelsforbrains]

12:03 - 12:46 I LAUGHED SO HARD I LIETRALLY THREW UP IN MY TRASH CAN WHAT THE HELL DAN

[@charlottekirk3220]

LMAO what on earth happend at the end you killed everybody. Great job with the videos they so funny you should make more for this game.

[@maximuskim389]

Love the way he says 'katana'

[@ironicoxide]

when he picked up the katana, was he gonna do the theme from when spock fights kirk on vulcan?

[@chitoryu12]

Because every time you download an MDickie game, a baby is stillborn.

[@sammerthanyou]

OH! You were saying KATANA! I kept hearing catheter... Haha, those are two things that you never want to get confused.

[@TheLieutenantKnows]

"Death Before Dishonor" is a motto for the SAS, isn't it?

[@kmdgaming6039]

please do a shadow of the colossus completes series I loved it when you played that game

[@xXKitsuneofDarknessX]

Anyone else notice that the font used on the poster you see in the background when he's making drugs in the beginning, is the Disney font? Lmao.

[@austinkaylor8084]

"attention! someone called nixon is in the cells" Dan: not suprised

[@CazaamtheAngryAspie]

This game will have you screaming "It's not my fault!"

[@DragonGodXIII]

Remember, jneo isn't locked up in there with you.... YOU'RE locked up in there with HIM.

[@SwaggTraveZty]

Holy shit dude... Pure gold there at the end haha.

[@49havannah]

picking up a meat cleaver = 7 more days to your sentence. shoting a warden = letting you go. and this is a simulator

[@StringQueen_]

2:30 *gets beat up* "welcome to the exercise yard"

[@coltonvoiron2310]

"this is the guy that shot me in the face......(BaM BaM)hahah how does it feel?" LOL.

[@tommoffitt7970]

couldnt stop laughing at that random brawl in the cafeteria lol

[@TheMrrappel]

hold the "page up" key on your keyboard, you can fly, and when you start to die, just hit it and press escape, then go back to your game, infinite lives

[@Joeyboy1398]

"someone called Nixon is in the cells.. Not surprised." LOLOLOL

[@honeyfungi]

Please play more of this, it's hilarious =D

[@caketta]

nerdcubed completes: survive HARDtime

[@TheDanishTeens]

11:02 Now i must remember, never to drink when watching Nerd3's videoes! Somebody have a cloth?

[@Rados130]

Everything hurts from laughing to hard. This really is 'HARD TIME'.

[@timnovice1998]

Hey! It's the president of Nintendo, Mr. Iwata, who sentences him at the beginning!

[@jonnyboii5]

" guy running with a meat cleaver at me. ohhh i shot him as well " lmao

[@12harrypotterfanatic]

LOL! "I am going to make a promise to never kill....." LATER "LA DE DA! NOTHING TO SEE HERE!"

[@sarahanddragon6896]

I love how wardens are allowed to BLACKMAIL

[@SpartanXVII]

"Why does everybody hate me" he asks while being attacked by the person he shot repeatedly.

[@brando14n]

when it said welcome to the jungle nerd cubed almost said it gets worse here ever day i

[@fahadjoudeh]

Mdickie (the original dev.) is doing that, but only on cell phones, this game is pretty old and didn't receive any updates.

[@spaman7716]

*Gets offered to join a prison gang* *responds by kicking the man in the balls*

[@Zack12345620]

Nerd³ Challenges... Survive Your Whole Sentence! i know he said he doesnt want to do long challenges but... idk how anyone would survive that long...

[@erikwalther1262]

That explosion happened because one of the guards was carrying a molotov cocktail... And he dropped it

[@dewpoint8900]

13:54 XD That was the ultimate revenge!

[@soldier2271]

Caution:Never eat while watching OfficialNerdCubed! This has been brought to u by THE PERSON WHO WATCHES NERDCUBED PLAY.....ALOT!

[@Regular_Thomas]

'Stop kicking me' Previously shot the guard multiple times