I love how he started trying to play it serious and ended up spending 99% of the time outside the train xD
@Flight001Butters Жыл бұрын
2:43 The starting already went off at a terrible spot 2:58 i like that he basically thought nothing would happen and then he realized that a train was coming
@oscillation98148 жыл бұрын
Late, probably beaten to, but Dan, the reason it kept stopping your train, despite green signals, was because of the AWS(Automatic Warning System), it makes three different sounds, depending on the signal. You must respond to it, no matter what the signal colour, or it'll automatically apply the brakes and stop the train, it's a safety measure.
@StirlingWatt8 жыл бұрын
18:20 I'm gonna go back to dj-ing with bells
@BearDownAZ9 жыл бұрын
"So much later that the old narrator got tired and had to hire a new one".
@JacobHollis969 жыл бұрын
I remember playing Train Simulator 2003 and it is amazing how the graphics slightly improved in the 12 year span.
@tescolemonbleach23678 жыл бұрын
You are aware they weren't made by the same people
@JacobHollis968 жыл бұрын
Tesco Lemon Bleach Yes. I am aware of that. However, if you look at the progression of the graphics itself you will notice some subtle changes. I wasn't referring to the developers of each TS (Train Simulator) game.
@AlexW53548 жыл бұрын
'An excellent video'
@neonokoane10798 жыл бұрын
m
@hopefullydrawinglives42128 жыл бұрын
Ay bby
@redcartiers8 жыл бұрын
cook me an excellent feast
@jorgenandersson49098 жыл бұрын
Chef Excellence
@legendarylarry30948 жыл бұрын
Chef Excellence bjj
@Denzelsworld Жыл бұрын
The "Ding" or "Ring" means the signal is clear Nerd3
@SeptexGaming9 жыл бұрын
Maybe by Train Simulator 2018 he will know how to drive!?
@chelseacatmeow41469 жыл бұрын
teun studio Nah, man, in Train Simulator 4629
@sufferingstilton16449 жыл бұрын
Nope 9031
@tanner59289 жыл бұрын
20XX
@SeptexGaming9 жыл бұрын
no chance
@ulisshh9 жыл бұрын
Septex *cough* 🎩 😐
@skthejanner8 жыл бұрын
Darlington calling, to the far away towns...
@yetanother91279 жыл бұрын
"Like a police lineup of the Tory party, it's one of these nobs."
@spitfiremkv80395 жыл бұрын
Tory party? Where? Last time I heard they were trying to gain followers in Edinburgh ( was trying to make joke about Tory party but don't know anything about them)
@Lucario00073 ай бұрын
This aged well
@vuongquocao6 жыл бұрын
20:13 Trains passing It's fine they passed they passed I smash climb climb climb climb climb
@p3rs0n428 жыл бұрын
They even modeled the greyhound track in Pelaw, just after Chester-Le-Street! Talk about attention to detail!
@pswitch95538 жыл бұрын
18:22 I call this... Kevin MacLeod ft. Nerd³ - Aurea Bell-mina (2014)
@CptnWolfe5 жыл бұрын
Aurora Bell-ealis
@contrapunctusmammalia39939 жыл бұрын
When you apply power you can't change direction until you have completely stopped the train. If a signal is two yellow, one yellow or red than it will beep at you. Just press 'Q' and it shall be good.
@wondermittens18445 жыл бұрын
Roses are red This video is great The Djing with bells part Is at 17:48
@Jake-vo1cj2 жыл бұрын
Love it
@spitfiremkv80395 жыл бұрын
"Speed limits are like recomendations". News anchor: and, tonight a youtuber crashes train because of speeding
@vidgames2477 жыл бұрын
Ahh Darlington to Newcastle, probably the best route on the game IMO, with the funniest youtuber.
@Jaxymann8 жыл бұрын
"This is Bath. Bath is near Newcastle - as everybody knows". - Nerd3, 2014
@alexwells6876 Жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry! Bye!" Hahahaha
@CommentCritic9 жыл бұрын
My computer is really shit compared to Nerds SHASHA, but Train Sim loads for me way faster then his,
@Dizzynoodlegamer9 жыл бұрын
He has GLaDOS now
@CommentCritic9 жыл бұрын
Dizzynoodlegamer Its not called GlaDOS, if you're referring to the water cooled beast that died one day after he made the video.
@CommentCritic9 жыл бұрын
Dizzynoodlegamer God yeah hes lightning :P Everyone would like 2 computers in one along with 3 monitors 3D display @ 30fps/
@CommentCritic9 жыл бұрын
DinoDoesStuff He's banned from Canada. He's in Los Angeles right now, which is in Finland.
@CommentCritic9 жыл бұрын
DinoDoesStuff I'm not surprised he called is GLaDOS, as I think hes the biggest Portal Franchise fan ever. I'm on second place :P
@retro_wizard9 жыл бұрын
Once a locomotive is notched up and with a set reverser, you cannot change the direction of the reverser until the locomotive is powered down. (i said powered down not stopped,)
@NathanielKempson6 жыл бұрын
Thats so very wrong. Once a diesel or electric locomotive is in forward or reverse you cant change it while the throttle is open. Totally diffrent with steam locos
@yui19643 жыл бұрын
10:17 Don't blink Don't even blink Blink and your.....butter
@mimi29 жыл бұрын
18:22 DJ bells
@TheTaiylorWallace9 жыл бұрын
I think I love Dan so much because he has the same sort of humor as Eddie Izzard.
@thomasntdt48286 жыл бұрын
Also explains why we all love Eddie Izzard
@zakbakali1870 Жыл бұрын
8:25 I genuinely believed you 😂😂😂😂
@robbiegrill15068 жыл бұрын
London, like Darlington but... who are we kidding... Darlington is amazing
@samyThe14XXSteamEngine2 жыл бұрын
I Remember becuse i did was wacthing Back at 2021 Last Yeare
@Lighting_Desk7 жыл бұрын
Newcastle is an awesome place to live. our castle is also not made of cardboard and Durham is Durham...
@aidankallas4 жыл бұрын
the nostalgia
@pitbossuchiha17834 жыл бұрын
dang this is a memory
@the_iron_titan47109 жыл бұрын
Your commentary is pure gold mate. Never change.
@jakewilkinson27445 жыл бұрын
16:25. Dan it’s so you know that your trains turning it also does it for speed limits
@goalpara18 жыл бұрын
In the desc. There is there and back again. A mission on the London to faversham is called there and back again in train sim
@apemanasmr70026 жыл бұрын
I love Dan's mocking voice, it's the best
@jamesjaffray57139 жыл бұрын
Wow this season of chuggington is great
@fmffofmffof43809 жыл бұрын
"I know how to pilot a train" nerd3 a true professional train driver
@graffitigorsk29898 жыл бұрын
18:05 Near the bottom is the man
@Dizzynoodlegamer9 жыл бұрын
"Why is there even a bridge here...I built it... I was bored one day."
@camerontaylor78289 жыл бұрын
bridge project and train simulator collided
@101Crock9 жыл бұрын
Set your reverser before bringing up the throttle. If the throttle is up, the game won't let you move the reverser.
@Malakren8 жыл бұрын
This game is amazingly fun... when you are watcing Nerdcubed play it XD
@davidgraham3709 жыл бұрын
20:28 The guy behind her looks like a ghost!
@Channel-kx1mz7 жыл бұрын
17:48 Ironically I live near that church IRL!!
@shindinder7 жыл бұрын
IM COMEING FOR YOUO!!!!!!!!!! not realLy
@Channel-kx1mz7 жыл бұрын
LOL
@JudgementPlays5 жыл бұрын
Not irony m8
@zacharycosta73864 жыл бұрын
@@Channel-kx1mz i do too
@zedshrooms35829 жыл бұрын
"...but we didn't have any words around here" Looks at the distant surrounding forest
@ronanclark90429 жыл бұрын
NO I LOVE TRAIN SIMULATOUR 2015!!
@stuartpot49309 жыл бұрын
"I know how to pilot a plane." -Daniel Hardcastle.
@lilfirefghtr39 ай бұрын
15:17 Dan: Why are you yellow, go red, go red, no not red blue, f*cking hell GREEN, go green
@victoriafoster44909 жыл бұрын
I forgot about the Vicar of Dibley. I'm gonna go watch all of it now.
@JdDiehl8 жыл бұрын
Trying not to die of old age before the game loads up..SO TRUE
@angeltransportpjects8 жыл бұрын
Your narration of this video is fantastic ... ROFL :o)2:56 Billie Piper you saw nothing!
@Drone37745 жыл бұрын
I don’t think he knows that he can control the train with the keyboard (Which is the best way to play the game)
@carollench50846 жыл бұрын
I like how he said, Bye Bye train simulator 2014 hello train simulator 2015:)
@Ualati8 жыл бұрын
I would love to know why Darlington train station looks more accurate than Newcastle. Just seems odd to me
@collinlampkins9 жыл бұрын
this video is hilarious
@dassden90127 жыл бұрын
Where are we? Oh..Durham.. *gets back to train* SLAMS THE THROTTLE BAR BEHIND MAX AND YELLS: FASTER!!
@spitfiremkv80395 жыл бұрын
You can't click it because you're MOVING
@spitfiremkv80395 жыл бұрын
Oh no it's the railway gang!
@bribri-xf7um9 жыл бұрын
You need to keep the throttle on zero to get the train reverse throttle on go
@jacobwetterhahn10829 жыл бұрын
You should do at least one more of train simulator 2015 before train simulator 2016 comes out
@christopherlaffey96639 жыл бұрын
Train simulator 2016 came out last week if you want to play it
@mhardie1009 жыл бұрын
Hoorah he's in the north east!!!!!!
@uglyduckling819 жыл бұрын
I couldn't watch the whole thing but you did make it possible to watch half with your entertainment. Someone needs to give you a medal for making the most boring game of all time watch-able for 10 mins.
@crystaljimenez21369 жыл бұрын
I really like trains so I liked the video
@charliewiggins23528 жыл бұрын
Loving the Bath reference !!! you do have viewers in Bath after all :D
@zacharycosta73865 жыл бұрын
Ne ne ne ne GO!
@Moleman9789 жыл бұрын
I like this game.
@moku1939 жыл бұрын
Moleman978 nice to meet you again
@ronanclark90429 жыл бұрын
"ITS GREEN WITH TOUR SPACE INCADERS JIBRISH!"-Dann
@JackMillsPilot3 жыл бұрын
13:24 “Fryer bottle pressure”
@Jake-vo1cj2 жыл бұрын
What was the best year for train simulator? From 2012 to 2022
@yui4779 Жыл бұрын
17:47 DJ'ing with bells
@thingswedoinlife44579 жыл бұрын
I was having a boring day, i watched this video and then i laughed so hard.
@adanac94248 жыл бұрын
1:20(haha)You have a grand duty today.I had a grand duty today too.
@iamnotalive78807 жыл бұрын
"I know how to drive trains" 2 mins later derails the train by crashing into another train
@Tomahawk76709 жыл бұрын
I'm watching this and I see that the place is familiar, well then I found out it actually Newcastle upon Tyne where I live that train station
@lurefritz93039 жыл бұрын
"I believe it's time for the uhh... the the pilot, the driver or whatever it is called to say hello to the passengers, here we go. Hellogoodeveningyeshelloyesyeshihihowyoudoinyeshowowrjlsdkfjlawejloejfalsdufahl wowkay" 6:59 You sir are awesome
@yui19643 жыл бұрын
17:41 I wonder who's on the bus today
@stofer94049 жыл бұрын
Enteraining to say the least. Very comical
@samferguson22598 жыл бұрын
The station you started at looks like Darlington.
@JdDiehl8 жыл бұрын
BEST JOKE EVER!!!! 6:54 LOL
@foultarnished43098 жыл бұрын
I live in Newcastle
@adewachyuni85329 жыл бұрын
wow,you were so noisy, lol, I like this
@NPW0072 жыл бұрын
It would have been funny if Dan played the whole game in an old-man voice, just to really prove a point, I started playing this game when this video realised, it has just loaded and came with a hefty British electric bill
@supergamer-md2my7 жыл бұрын
lol its really funny when you take the Mick out of simulators
@owendh94253 жыл бұрын
7:07 Pov; You’re mark, not thinking
@2001brian9 жыл бұрын
Is it just me, or does it seem like in every simulator he plays, he always starts off going in reverse by accident?
@luke-fitchy40409 жыл бұрын
You cant put the reverser in forward when its backward thats why it go forward
@ValStartaker9 жыл бұрын
Hang on, isn 't that intercity 125 the Virgin Voyager train that you see at high speed often? It isn't that new so that it got into this game.
@ValStartaker9 жыл бұрын
Thanks.
@blackbird12341009 жыл бұрын
you couldnt because throttle was up
@simonthedigger16549 жыл бұрын
it took you 17 years just to figure out how to start a train, that's just sad XD
@sambee89829 жыл бұрын
At 7:21, you sounded like Homer Simpson!
@hullian11139 жыл бұрын
BTW this video was released in OCTOBER 2014. Any advice will do FA.
@tambaower8 жыл бұрын
I couldn't care less for this game but god damn you're hilarious to listen to! Love it!
@martinsaviationlife26908 жыл бұрын
I liked dj- ing with bells
@CoffeeOnRails8 жыл бұрын
Dan, little hint, press q when the alarm goes off ;)
@Notice_me_dan8 жыл бұрын
It's been a year
@CoffeeOnRails8 жыл бұрын
I know but whatever
@bakardi22338 жыл бұрын
+Zach “ZachIsCheese” Ashton lol
@abbierose89017 жыл бұрын
At 10:39 he sounded like daz games doing the tea party noise 😂👌
@brendanwilliams57378 жыл бұрын
17:48 is my favorite part
@_chp_8 жыл бұрын
i like the song
@mark2005sf18 жыл бұрын
JUST LOVE, YOU'RE FUNNY
@Shandor6668 жыл бұрын
How long have you been with NerdCubed? I've been subscribed around the middle of 2011