Nerd³ Plays... Train Simulator 2017 - Trên Efelychydd

[@MrRoverno]

They should make a 'Southern' DLC where you don't have to drive trains you just pretend to be sick and go on strike occasionally.

[@Cigareverend]

TFL Edition. Striking and being replaced by robots

[@Costar-ij8ho]

they did... seems like you're covering for one as there's barely any trains in London from wat I've seen during my playage of it XDDD

[@Cigareverend]

just talking about a more realistic version based on years of experience. the robots aren't there now. but they will be soon

[@thegrowl2210]

+Shelvor Robots aren't late, and robots don't strike. And they turn up for work whenever you want.

[@GR20000]

Easiest answer would be too ax the unions and give bonus for being consistently on time.

[@PcGamerHero]

It's this special time of the year again

[@PcGamerHero]

Fuck me you actually said that in the video

[@angusmac1056]

Hahaha

[@teigancarter93]

Awwwwwwww yeahhhhhhhh

[@Phirestar]

My thoughts exactly: "*gasp* It's time for the annual Train/Farm Simulator videos. Autumn is here!"

[@framekixrr]

300th like

[@ColinJonesPonder]

As a train driver who drives the proper route, used to drive the full route and drives the 175 very regularly, I'm crying with laughter here! 😂 2G52 starts at Cardiff not Maesteg. It's never a 175. It'll never go this way to Cheltenham because it's FGW territory. To stop the horn press the yellow button in front. The Severn Tunnel (roughly 4½ miles) goes under the River Severn from Wales to England. Yes, that's about all you can see in a tunnel. The single bore tunnel is Patchway Tunnel. I'm glad to see the blue lights, which indicate to freight drivers when you're nearing the bottom of the tunnel, and climbing out again. The scenery is 99% made up. I'm sure you've probably figured some of this out by now (it's been a while - blame Stuart for your discovery by me) but had to mention it anyway 😂 BTW, I have a full, official manual for the 175 ;) Excellent and very funny. Pssst... want any lessons? I used to instruct too ;)

[@ScoutZz]

I wouldn't mind a lesson already know alot about Trains even though im not a driver AWS, DSD, DRA, Cold Start, TMS Screens etc

[@Drone3774]

It hurts every time the train emergency stops and he has no idea what caused it And I’m over here YOU LEFT THE AWS SELF TEST SEQUENCE GOING DUMBASS

[@Drone3774]

1r1sh Operator go look on Armstrong Powerhouse is you want a realistic sounding class 175

[@anxiousseal556]

I live train, is it harder to drive than say a car?

[@commentspae]

dan disabling the AWS is equivalent to wheatley destroying the facility's computer when it tells him that the core is going to have a meltdown

[@SIGBizzle]

Dan scared the shit out of me when he suddenly screamed as the train came towards him...conveniently, I was sat on the toilet whilst watching this. Crisis averted

[@MegaDK47]

As a Welsh person, I am shocked by the amount of Welsh viewers, I thought this country was entirely farmers and the elderly.

[@SSofIreland]

Clearly, the farmers and elderly in Wales are a lot hipper than you gave them credit for.

[@madaxmax6316]

Rydw i'n cwytino

[@parkeradelaide4579]

and angry people (Rhod Gilbert)

[@tidal4239]

true xD

[@jasonsage1417]

im welsh and live in america and i still managed to watch it.... cool video... funny yup yup

[@TheWhoamaters]

11:45 Some houses are completely buried under the snow. I thought he clicked Wales, not Canada.

[@indiggy57]

Can't be Canada. He's banned from Canada.

[@bibblemckibble1627]

+indiggy57 wtf

[@TheWhoamaters]

+Close Quarters Wombat (Elixir) I'm 90% certain that's a joke, seeing as there's a vlog of him shopping in Canada. That, and as a Canadian myself, I don't think my country ma,es a habit of banning people entry unless they are known high profile criminals.

[@indiggy57]

It's a joke. I was just referencing it.

[@TheWhoamaters]

indiggy57 k

[@kierancullen8161]

I catch an arriva bus every morning and I would still take a train driven by Dan over that.

[@KateRin-MotherDearest]

I feel you. I live on a mountain, we get 1 bus an hour to Mold, and 1 to Wrexham... and nothing else... that's providing they run on time. A fortnight ago I gave up on the bus and walked 4 miles up a mountain to get home... and I lapped the fucking Arriva Bus! It's shameful!

[@joelprosser2924]

dude is the mold service the no19 perchance

[@KateRin-MotherDearest]

It's the 26/27 (they're the same route, we have 2 bloody buses that go the exact same route as each other). I don't think the 19 goes through Mold, it might bump into the 8 or 28/28A though, which both have a chance of crossing paths with it in Holywell and Flint respectively, and do wind up in Mold themselves.

[@sammyog6274]

Jack Want to know a cool fact about the us? Nobody is smart enough to use fortnight right

[@FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf]

Chris Benoit. Never forget that's a bit of a broad generalization isn't it.

[@MultiMalin123]

I miss pensive guy, anyone else around long enough to remember pensive guy?

[@thegoatkingchannel2377]

he was too pensive for his own good.

[@thegoatkingchannel2377]

I hope really quite relaxed guy can have as big a legacy.

[@egamundoy]

That was only two years ago but yeah Lol. Remember the only three people in the world

[@yourbirthcertificate]

I also miss him, ;-;

[@luwuberry2765]

At lease we have pensive's brother

[@lorddepis2152]

as someone who lives in Wales I can tell you that arriva trains are absulute shit

[@user-ze2cn6sq8q]

I can also confirm they are utter crap

[@Flay2346]

They are crap

[@jzlago]

Here in the Netherlands we also have arriva, and yes they are the worst

[@Jampandagaming]

Yup commute everyday on them complete shit

[@ElaborateTiger]

Just be glad they aren't Southern.

[@applecore4720]

"I bought some DLC!" *proceeds to select a non-DLC line*

[@konigsberg7990]

I know this is 4 Year's ago but the South Wales Coastal Line isn't a Non-DLC Line because ever since i bought Train Simulator i never had that Line.

[@applecore4720]

@@konigsberg7990 uhhhHHHHHHHHHH crap

[@Jebola]

@@applecore4720 hi, 3 months later now. But I remember having this exact same thought 4 years ago because the line is actually non-dlc

[@SmartMario1]

Hi 11 months later now, but have a nice day mister applecore!!!!!!!!!!!

[@AymanTravelTransport]

I lost it at "Clifford the Big Red Dog" x'D

[@calebdavies526]

Train sim is the reason i subbed to this channel 4 years ago

[@danrhyev]

Holy shit, Dan has something that's Welsh in the title. Now I'm proud to be Welsh, fucking hell.

[@joshmeighan4289]

No offence but you know 'Welsh' and 'Wales' is actually an insult

[@danrhyev]

How?

[@koreykilner8284]

XD

[@h._.harris4524]

So am I!!

[@h._.harris4524]

How is that insulting? I love being Welsh!!!

[@sionwilliamson3797]

Did not expect to see a Welsh title to the video

[@h._.harris4524]

Nor did I!!!

[@typek6239]

Wait, its not German?

[@DetectiveMichealScarn]

It's pretty cool to be honest

[@lopsidedhead]

True fact: every Welsh word has 37 Y's in it. Source: am Welsh.

[@CpnGame]

YyyIyy dyydyyyn't knyyyoyyyw thyyyayyyt.

[@frankwest-icoveredwars9314]

i like how dan voice cracked when he said buying £30 worth of dlc lol 0:44

[@joshmaster1997]

he's covered trains you know

[@Liofa73]

Frank West - I Covered Wars I couldn't tell, he always yells so much I have to turn down the sound...

[@frankwest-icoveredwars9314]

Liofa Lol, if you wear headphones you might be able to hear it.

[@NPW007]

3:40 The game predicted the Welsh Nationwide 20mph speed limit all the way back in 2017/16

[@ashleyreed1568]

My favourite part of the Year is here again!

[@hunterbrown412]

the editing in this video killed me especially the journey map transition where you couldnt find the train had me dying from laughter!

[@thebeastmk2]

The bit of Wales that can afford power ( cries in Tory reality)

[@2JRaz]

When dan said "AH!!!" And there was a train coming towards him, I spilled sprite into my $125 mechanical keyboard. Fml.

[@2JRaz]

Any cheap mechanical keyboard recommendations?

[@tastytacozz5266]

How did you type this?

[@2JRaz]

I have a spare keyboard that feels like crap.

[@Niker107]

No, you didn't.

[@2JRaz]

Yes I did and now I am pissed af

[@shadophaxx2401]

I appreciate that Dan thinks the severn river is an ocean that takes hours to traverse lmao

[@cedeelbe]

Dan buying DLC? What has this world come to????

[@MidKnightBlue]

DLC is different than microtransactions. DLC is more content, microtransactions are evil money black holes that prey on the addictive nature of shitty games.

[@hellcatz1817]

So basically the definition of EA

[@capedbaldy706]

You're learning XD

[@hellcatz1817]

Adam Mullarkey Thats what I ment...

[@aturchomicz821]

Well he did the After Dark Expansion,the Snowfall One,the NATURAL Disasters and maybe even MassTransit and Green cities for the cities skylines and all of them cost 15 Euros

[@Thoomas2001]

11:29 legit made me jump Also, I really wonder how he made the map of the journey. I shall never know.

[@MrDalek2150]

tbh the random blue lights in the really long tunnel were scarier for me since blue (my favorite color) jumpscared me (my least favorite thing).

[@M4RC3L001]

No, the map is a measurement on Gmaps. (Rightclick > measure distance > and then just click anywhere to create those dots)

[@harrywood6502]

Now americans will think wales is an island

[@lopsidedhead]

Well, all the whales do live here. (Which means yo mama lives here)

[@Jadseven7]

Waitwaitwait, it isn't? (JOKE)

[@mistertagnan]

Except people who have gone there

[@tgm9991]

Actually Great Britain is an island.

[@joshmaster1997]

no shit tim, but thats not a country

[@PeachyPixel28]

I live in Cardiff, can confirm many streets have to share the same road. It's like a time share system.

[@the_nerd5976]

Well now we know that Dan sent his train into an alternate universe and back again via the tunnel right after the tunnel of doom.

[@DexterPlayz_Productions]

“AH! Uh.. That’s why I call them FRIGHT trains!” -Nerd 3 2016

[@Evnyofdeath]

Dan's voice cracking when saying how much he spent on DLC is adorable. ... I just called Dan adorable. ... Send help.

[@P52Smith]

Loving the fact that you got re-routed through the Severn Tunnel due to engineering works when, currently, the tunnel is closed for engineering works. Also, as a regular commuter through Cardiff Central at that time of day, that service doesn't exist. The closest would be the 07:05 ATW service to Cheltenham Spa, which starts at Cardiff Central. This would most likely make the train on the other platform the 06:55 GWR service to London Paddington. Both those services usually use platform 1. Would be very interested to see a simulation of the valley lines, but handling a train every 5 minutes in each direction is probably too complicated for it.

[@rowangwrfan3228]

Please play more train simulator I love it

[@rowangwrfan3228]

Trains vs zombies please

[@MaxJFT]

Fairly sure its already been done for a Halloween video

[@tescolemonbleach2367]

There are 2

[@Nathan_A_RF]

No more until next year

[@bartek007up4]

Rowan GWR Fan theres like 17 different vids he has on it

[@himcfly4339]

I was dying at the "that's why we call them freight trains

[@arwalesagain]

It would be a more accurate representation of Arriva Trains Wales if it was 20 minutes late and had 3 empty cans of Stella Artois left by every table

[@oliverer3]

The best content Dan makes is definitely all the different simulators. My favorite is definitely DCS 10C warthog

[@gaiusmitsius]

14:02 was that the former minister of the Greek economics John Varoufakis? He WAS going to mug those people on that station. BOOM! POLITICS JOKES!

[@billbo3604]

Sees video. "Well it's that time of year again" Clicks on video. Dan: "Well it's that time of year again"

[@brendandaly3861]

God this brings me back PLEASE COME BACK DAN PLEASE

[@brendandaly3861]

WHY DID THIS MAN KIDNAP YOU

[@brendandaly3861]

lol

[@tescolemonbleach2367]

-last stop called Severn Tunnel Junction -Suprised about the tunnel nearby

[@wompitewarriorsbrainiac4712]

Dan: What's the name for people who get on trains? Victims, Dan, Victims.

[@jacobwoods8738]

I'm sure someone else has told you this, but the long tunnel with the blue light was IKB's Severn Tunnel, is is over 2 miles long and goes down, and then back up. The blue light is at the very bottom, where down stops and upgrade starts.Justtrains version in Western Mainlines has the Severn Estuary with the suspension bridge and water above.

[@room___]

betting ya this will get a couple mil views and put itself straight in the best of nerdcubed.

[@room___]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@birdwithoutwings6858]

Nerdcubed that long tunnel is actually a undersea tunnel so,when you got off the long tunnel,your already in England so that short tunnel is still in North Bristol

[@SympleSymon]

2:15 Was that....Irish folk music for a Welsh train route map?

[@BrusierWeight]

David B Andrews That’s like the Scottish rugby team singing God save the Queen.

[@skthejanner]

Bristol Parkway looks scarily like Bristol Parkway with all the bridges and everything. Newport looks scarily like Newport with all the nothing and everything.

[@reecechambers3467]

11:29 Has your Dad been writing your jokes?

[@bogleshogle]

Who else just read Rebecca being amazingly supportive of Dan on twitter (and also learning that he has CFS and gaining even more respect for him)

[@AlexPaes26]

I think Arriva Trains Wales have heard the news that southern rail are the worst train company and are trying to overtake them.....thats the only explanation i can think to why they decided to pack me on a two carriage train each morning (which used to be 4) and has come late 92 days in a row and counting (yes im counting)......sigh.....also nerdcubed doing a video kinda about south wales....woooo

[@Emma-vn8xf]

They've got a lot more shit to give you before they catch up with Southern rail. Coming from someone stuck with bloody god-awful Southern rail. I don't think I've been on an un-cancelled train in the past 3 months of usage. They're trying though... certainly sounds like they're trying.

[@rl5849]

The ad before the video started out with "its that time of year again" and dan started his video with "its that time of year again"

[@yaboiye3t487]

Yay another person buchering the welsh languge

[@BrusierWeight]

Another person butchering the English language.

[@tombennett5039]

I swear I do this every year - start rewatching Dan's old train simulator video then 2 days later he posts a new one!

[@kingmercyful7975]

No views? FUCK YEAH

[@minejumper.666]

nope

[@avahxnley685]

ahaha

[@whiteshrek2283]

as someone with 800+ hours on this. I'm starting to question my choices with that time.

[@alp647]

as an actual train driver i love these vids roll on next years :-)

[@SSofIreland]

Do you routinely find yourself crossing Antarctica?

[@mrskyrim1212]

I am also curious of this

[@PendennisCastle]

Train Simulator 2018 has been released today, or as an update to owners of the previous versions which only changes the year and the menu screen, but i still love Train Simulator for all the content avaliable and it's very fun to play everyday, just waiting on Dan now to do a video on it this year. ;) I think Dan would love the Super 47 btw, that would be so cool if he drove it.

[@lw.1730]

When Dan starts his train journey in your home town. Maesteg FTW! (Pronounced My-stay-g)

[@h._.harris4524]

Maesteg is the worst place to live (I used to live there) but now it's Carmathenshire!!!

[@adamhmobile2911]

+Super Monkey He started in Cardiff Central though. I go there alot. I was looking forward to seeing their rendition of my town. The hell hole we call Bridgend

[@rumaddzero9100]

How does changing it's name make that place a better place to live?

[@neilcurran5152]

This is one of Dan's funniest videos, the editing and animation 10/10.

[@TheguynamedT]

I'm Welsh. I speak welsh. Probably bad I don't really know what the title means...

[@TheguynamedT]

To be fair you don't really use the word 'Simulator' very often at school...

[@matow4388]

Knew being Welsh would pay off one dayXD

[@ConnorEllisMusic]

Fucking same. I know Tren but what the fuck kind of word is Efelychydd?

[@lopsidedhead]

Efelychydd is basically the noun version of Efelychu. The problem is, Efelychu doesn't quite translate into English. The closest I can think of is Imitate, so the title means Train Imitator. Close enough.

[@owensmart2514]

I go to Cwm Rhymni. What a small world

[@samuelhawes6735]

I celebrate these more than Christmas.

[@conorspencer5411]

But Dan we loved your computer which sounded like it was having a stroke...

[@danialgill9302]

OMG! WHEN HE SAID "as the locals call it Clifford.... Big Red dog" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Ily dan

[@TheMightyKazamGaming]

Dan turns into his father a bit at 15:20

[@SoFxKiLLiOnAiRe]

Dan "reading" Welsh is making me laugh more than it should

[@hd_harold7587]

But the Severn tunnel is closed at the moment for electrification...Also WOO Dan's visited Bristol now!

[@loopysausage]

Woohoo!

[@YujiUedaFan]

Does that mean no-one can go to Wales?

[@hd_harold7587]

YujiUedaFan There are still two road bridges. But if you're taking the train it's going to be a detour of about 2 hours.

[@shindinder]

WOOO... WOOO

[@TheLycanDragon]

> Plays a Cardiff route > NerdCubed drives > Still better than Arriva

[@BibsideonStatue]

I would love to see this in VR

[@willchappell9989]

I live near Cardiff and go there a lot (including to Cardiff Central station). It's very weird to see it recreated (badly) in a videogame

[@nothisispatrick6180]

6:27 yes someone who dosent know how to reset his AWS alarm 😂😂😂

[@Drone3774]

No this is patrick it hurts trying to watch him drive these trains

[@class317]

@@Drone3774 oh shut up. it's a guy messing around, what tf do u expect

[@Drone3774]

@@class317 Didn’t ask g

[@blocklandrunner7726]

you should be surprised he managed to ignore the AWS for that long

[@ethanxmr]

I actually wish he played this more often like once a week unedited.

[@lopsidedhead]

I'm a simple woman, I see Welsh, I click.

[@CoolRainbowRainbow]

I'm a simple man, I see a video game, I click

[@DasNik25]

I am a simple honk I see train, I simulate

[@CoolRainbowRainbow]

I'm a simple computer, I see old video game, I shit myself

[@JayWelton92]

No, you're all just simple.

[@teganwilliams137]

"As the locals call it Clifford the big red dog" I died

[@johaken9238]

Dan has given up on descriptions.

[@shahzebkhan6801]

I remember watching him at 2015 his voice has not changed !!!

[@silverdarlin]

Excuse me, I'm going to become Daniel Bryan. YES! YES! YES!

[@Matthew-it2jw]

Excuse me, I'm going to become a doctor. NO! NO! NO!

[@SilentShark]

I've watched this about 20 times now because the Superman bit cracks me up every time...

[@glorvalmacglorvas171]

Wow... You insulted Wales a lot here... How dare you say we can afford power? And why did you say that we are a whole bunch of nothing? We got lots of castles and farms!

[@otteredits3939]

The game is totally different from the real wales. Don't make the Welsh look bad

[@jaryn6552]

Teiggered

[@TheLycanDragon]

Glorval MacGlorvas Agreed! The wall 'joke' was too far.

[@mikaylabenson6986]

"Clifford the big red dog." 😂😂

[@Ascendance2001]

I think someones forgot the annotations cough dan cough

[@blitz6202]

"everyone's gone to Swansea" LMAO

[@andrechristiansen2161]

NERDCUBEN WILL NEVER RESPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOND *screamy evil voice*

[@teigancarter93]

Hi

[@TRGTACE]

NerdCuben?

[@ryangriffin4889]

Dans German equivalent

[@Lukeno52]

Or a hybrid of Gaben and Dan.

[@thegrowl2210]

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!!! UNACCEPTABLE!!!!

[@Evan-eo7xp]

As a Welshman and speaker I got so excited by this title

[@carysjones2094]

ble mae squad cymraeg?

[@sisterscandal6001]

Yma🙌🏻

[@TheeLinkeer]

Yma

[@TornaitSuperBird]

I'm not Welsh, therefore I'm not in the squad. Sorry.

[@lopsidedhead]

Helo o'r Barri :)

[@Balsiefen]

Pwyllyg o'goch thifyyl byll

[@karamkaramhi]

His train driving is quite realistic to Arriva Trains Wales

[@OfficialDaveChannel]

I like trains.

[@josephcarroll3321]

choo choo

[@OfficialDaveChannel]

+Joseph Carroll chuga chuga

[@abnormaalz]

"That's why I call 'em fright trains" I diededededededed

[@omsi2buspix690]

Play train simulator 2018

[@0casin0]

i think that london taxi was probably stephen fry... he got sick of Dan's train abilities at about Train Simulator 2015 and prefers to travel by car now

[@lopsidedhead]

Rydw i'n hoffi trenau. (Os mae lluosog "tren" yn rhywbeth arall, dweud wrth fi os gwelwch yn dda)

[@legendarycrumpet1240]

How can you like trains :/ always late :')

[@macsthepandax5916]

Why do you like trains fuck those things

[@FOXTROTALPHA2412]

dwin caru Trenau!

[@ieuanholbrook8870]

pam wyt ti caru trenau? A ydynt yn ddeniadol i chi?

[@calebdavies526]

what on God's green earth is going on here

[@AstarasCreator]

I like to imagine that Dan is astral projecting and his mostly unconscious body is just limp in his seat.

[@lj805]

Dwi'n gallu siarad Cymraeg ond dydy NerdCubed ddim yn gallu deall Cymraeg.

[@jonathanbaird4445]

I'm still waiting for the day when you have to actually manage MU connections and set up DPUs, make sure that you have sufficient pressure through the brake pipe and equalizing reservoirs, proper slack action physics et cetera. Basically, everything that Run 8 is. You also went into emergency because you didn't reset the alerter and the PCS opened and the air dumped out of the brake pipe.

[@Michael-Douglas]

who else is Welsh?

[@atlasrules87]

Me, syt wyt ti?

[@deejay877]

Iawn boys?

[@RhysCPFC]

Me Dw i'n dod o Penarth O ble wyt ti'n dod?

[@Michael-Douglas]

grwfi

[@lopsidedhead]

Helo o'r Barri!

[@jobwismans3378]

loved when he said: that place is lit!!!

[@LeXaTrOn28]

wow, i only have one thing to say Read more

[@riotknifeman9310]

You said one thing, that's 2 things you said, Liar Liar pants on fire.

[@LeXaTrOn28]

sorry

[@riotknifeman9310]

apology accepted

[@LeXaTrOn28]

gj

[@aldenter8149]

You tricked me

[@Dan-pv7cu]

I actually shat myself when you turned the camera round and that freight train was there😂 11:25

[@TheLycanDragon]

Offended.

[@kachow1970]

Triggered.

[@ellie_shrug]

Door hinges.

[@derptomistic]

Walnut

[@scrublord95]

Cowbell

[@caitthenerd7470]

Table

[@coreywilliams1454]

"Buses parked randomly over there" No, that is actually fairly accurate, that is Cardiff Central and there is a bus terminal right outside.

[@vraisairs9201]

please, stop playing ps1 and ps2 games.

[@_xenocide_2972]

This is on pc but i assume it was a joke on its crap graphics...

[@themen8212]

Are you stupid! This is quite obviously the NES.

[@jacobbuchanan2850]

why

[@altradecull9149]

Guys, guys, it's clearly the Wii.

[@Uocjat]

that's not how you spell gameboy

[@cleanycloth]

I think a blood vessel burst in my head from how hard I was laughing at this...

[@outsidersknowledge4285]

My favourite nerdcubed plays series

[@AmyPondFAN30]

I think this game can be summed up in one short statement from my mother who happened to appear behind me whilst watching it: "Oooooh is that a horror game you're watching someone play there Jake?"