Nerd³ Plays... Gang Beasts - Return Of The Ashens

[@taxmanfelix5189]

"Are you being paid by Big Safety Rail?" NerdCubed line of the year.

[@jubbie1122]

we need a Dadcubed vs Ashens vs Nerdcubed video

[@brine_909]

yes!

[@Revalopod]

Gang beast-iality.

[@WiseSageBum]

I'm still waiting for Dadcubed meets DaddyBlackery

[@frogsnidget_7345]

Gang Beasteption

[@d1scordia]

and emma too

[@noahkra]

only now just realised he's parodying the star wars titles with these gang beasts videos...

[@mythicaldust8670]

Ha ha no shit.

[@talesofnoob9015]

I just figured that out that's to you

[@TravelPhotographer]

in before Ashens Awakens

[@thefiddler1930]

Is this the end of the gang beasts saga or will we get prequels?

[@Phoenix-xk4pw]

And will they be terrible because if so just stop now

[@markmillett6540]

but If we have prequels, then we will get a good sequel after.

[@Phoenix-xk4pw]

+DragonHarrierGaming maybe but still I might not be able to put up with one of them trying to a shite impression of jar jar

[@Phoenix-xk4pw]

+TerraNaut he's already terrible

[@galaxieschild4235]

something about that seems like a virus

[@ViolacTrough]

Stuart-Wan Kenobi: It's over Danakin, I have the Safety Rail! Danakin: You underestimate my love of LEGOs!

[@illbebackeventually.9713]

The Phantom Ashens Attack of the Ashens Revenge of the Ashens The Ashens Wars The Ashens Awakens The Ashens Unleashed BattleAshens Ashens of the Old Republic A New Ashens Rogue Ashens: An Ashens Story

[@thingymatt3993]

Just make a joint channel and just do gang beasts, i could watch these videos forever

[@themk4982]

Same, they work so well together.

[@thingymatt3993]

Lich King MK They sure do

[@alexkera47]

"I've got you by the knob good sir!" - Nerdcubed 2016

[@girisrealycool]

I love these videos he does with Ashens, they make such a perfect dynamic together.

[@ChillinSicilian]

That was like the ending from Return of the Jedi, Dan holds Ashens over the edge and then he takes off the mask.

[@arturaraujo73]

His return was foretold by so called lunatics. But now - seeing as our God and Savior Ashens has returned - ask yourself: who's the real lunatic now?

[@otterno.1128]

All other music is in game music. Makes me want to eat a whole chicken in a can.

[@marcusakerman9786]

C-c-c-combo refrence

[@QuantumManiac160]

+Trumann King what is it really? Because everyone knows thats fake

[@thatonebritishidiot3037]

e them because you get some weird arse shit

[@mrcrumpets2566]

Ahhhh the nostalgia,I miss the good old days

[@CodOfAges]

THANK YOU FOR THIS! I miss those in the description

[@theletsplaycurse]

so whats next the phantom ashens attack of the ashens revenge of the ashens a new ashens the ashens awakens

[@ghareebcolt3954]

episode 4 was already parodied.

[@TBFishy]

A new hope was Ashens Wars

[@cynic4459]

No No Ashens: Revengeance

[@umad42]

Ashen Wars: Rogue Ashens?

[@cynic4459]

Ashens: Snake Eater

[@cringelord9568]

"You wouldn't hit a dinosaur with glasses would you?" Dan Hardcastle - 2016

[@shayden998]

And this makes me wish Ashens had a gaming channel.

[@the_nerd5976]

hhmmmmmm Ashens wars, the Ashens strikes back, return of the Ashens. the reference is strong with this one.

[@LightningBlaze100]

Is it sad that the only thing that can make me shed a tear is the amount of laughter that this video has infected me with?

[@goggleberry26]

It's good that Ashens bring Dan back to the channel every so often for the nostalgia.

[@Taiyomare]

WE WANT SUNDAY NIGHT JELLY SEASON 2! WE NEED IT!

[@pale2457]

We really need a compilation of all the non word sounds Dan and Ashens are making during this video.

[@coolopo]

This Ashens character is like the common cold, he always comes back.

[@Taiyomare]

Can't wait for The Quest for the Game Child 2, any else exited?

[@ciranogaming4521]

I whant to see it so bad

[@Taiyomare]

+Cieran Paterson Same! I wish I knew when it was out because the original was amazing! Especially for something free in KZbin

[@YPunkWWEWCPWOverWatch]

It will either be the next Casablanca or the next Star Wars Christmas Special.

[@Taiyomare]

+Wrestling God I'm just gonna hope that it's not (shudder) the Star Wars Christmas Special... But let's be honest, nothing is worse than that. Except a Trump presidency.

[@YPunkWWEWCPWOverWatch]

+Dusty Potato True.

[@stuchris]

dan, you should really re-visit besiege.

[@Spiderpichi2099]

I agree

[@avsthvtic]

whats been added? ive been thinking about doing a video on it but tbh it was sorta lack luster last time i played?

[@stuchris]

They've added new levels, new blocks, 2new sandboxes, loads of stuff :D

[@stuchris]

+Rhys Henderson see, there's where your wrong. I don't play Pokémon go, so fuck off

[@unnoticeable8452]

+stuChris why do people do this? It doesn't make sense Because it's clearly not gonna fool anyone... Probably stupid 9 year olds though

[@midlifecrisi]

21:29 is actually that fail from the start of Spiderman 3.

[@GettinThoseHeadshots]

Sunday Night Jelly Season 2 Confirmed!

[@jamesmchenry4708]

I will never see Safety Rails the same way again.

[@Swedish_Gandalf]

“Always respect the safety rail, and the safety rail will respect you!” *This approved message has been from our one and only sponsor, angry Ron Swanson*

[@markcaswell9669]

Again I'm crying with laughter at Dan and Stuart's characters in this game. Always remember to hold the safety rail :)

[@johnsparacio1211]

I love listening to them FURIOUSLY DESTROYING THEIR CONTROLLERS

[@HeWhoIsAlwaysWright]

WWE 2K17 looks great.

[@daramaguiginn7992]

Another 20 minutes...

[@HeWhoIsAlwaysWright]

Dara MagUiginn ..Of jelly wrestling better than the actual WWE

[@Notsuzpicious]

A half hour of Dan and Ashens playing gang beasts...Dan, what did we do to deserve such a gift?

[@briancho1825]

As one green man dies, another rises from the ashe(n)s.

[@conenine9377]

Make a series of this. Please, one Dan to another. You need to make this a thing.

[@danieladdison8332]

Ashens has the perfect voice for public service announcements

[@Grimmock]

Ashens-You will notice that my hands are still on the saftey rail! Dan- are you being paid to say this. Me😂😂😂😂

[@Chan0art]

the grinding room is above the room with the falling sausages

[@KurosakiYukigo]

All other music is in game music: It makes me want to hold the safety rail.

[@themen8212]

I'm looking forward to "Ashens One : A Gang Beasts Story.

[@themen8212]

*"

[@boydbradford2104]

Same

[@unoriginalusername4416]

More Danshens jelly wrestling! Just what I needed. ...that sounds like a fanfic.

[@chloerogers8841]

Ashen looks like a mix of Julius Caesar and that one guy from work you always see having a hangover

[@SirMangler]

gotta love a Ashens and Nerdcubed video

[@whitediamond000]

Remember Kids, Safety Rails.

[@TheTacticalHipster]

stayed home from school and I am rewarded

[@TheTacticalHipster]

+MarvellousMrMason Im from the states, school started 20 days ago for me

[@markmillett6540]

really? I have a friend in the states and he went back a week ago

[@TheTacticalHipster]

+DragonHarrierGaming It all depends on location, each school district goes in at different times and leaves at different times

[@MrNight-dg1ug]

Idiot, go do your school to get an education, idiot

[@asstolfo9106]

No, he's saying he's an idiot because he'd rather watch this then go to school and get an education.

[@danielpaterson2694]

Always remember to believe in the Safety Rail.

[@ScottJohnHarrison]

I want a three way match with Dadcubed too with him calling Ashens his real son all the way through it.

[@QuantumManiac160]

I used to watch N3 every other day. Now he does completes every day so I watch every week or so. This video is a treat.

[@tyranicalpenguin7886]

I think that statement rings true for a lot of us who're fans of Dan. Especially older fans, I mean those who watched the old videos and such, as we really liked that old Dan. This one isn't really great, but these videos show me they Dan really can do good, humorous and genuinely enjoyable videos still. I just hope he'll begin doing them again and if this becomes the norm I think he will. It's like an awkward puberty.

[@soup3015]

i can translate this into a tldr for everyone "I cant handle change" there you go

[@tyranicalpenguin7886]

+lord prophet Quite funny.

[@QuantumManiac160]

+lord prophet I can handle it fine, I'm just disappointed. Like when I found out Deus Ex had micro transactions. Spider.

[@QuantumManiac160]

Tyranical Penguin Yea man, I hope so too. I wish he would do hates more often.

[@AnarchyApple]

'Oh man the level I'm best at!' *proceeds to lose every round in spectacular fashion.*

[@jizz4jesus96]

I like the thumbnail how the blue guy is like "let go of my face and let me fucking die"

[@mibdev]

27 Minutes of pure laughter.

[@GrimOakheart]

Dan being on Nerdcubed is like Jon Steward being on the Daily Show

[@BartyBloopinTheBoneHog]

"Oh no! I let go!" Sounds like oh no! It's all broken and on the floor!

[@Rulerofwax24]

"Don't call it a comb back." - Ze Frank, 2011

[@Vanessa80808]

Nice to see nerdcubed again i miss him

[@gavinandre7078]

when Dan is stuck in the billboard look at the screen upsidedown, its magic

[@jahpolley]

*Gets Popcorn* Ashens and Dan in Gang Beasts = funny moments.

[@gayflower900]

“This is a sausage factory of treachery!” -Ashens 2016

[@ArkhanTheMack]

"In the red corner, weighing far too much... BALD RON SWANSON. And in the other red corner, a fat guy in a dinosaur suit." Me: Arin from Game Grumps?

[@aaroneus5479]

The safety rail will save ur life

[@owensmart2514]

Ehhh tueres entiendandes? Tueres asa qué del estación autotrene? Ne, así qué den trenes la general? No, yo no entiendo. LO ESTUDODE ES MAY MAJAGRE POR TI!!!!!!!!!!!! Estúpido!

[@mythicaldust8670]

+Nico Conejo I'm pretty sure this is an English thread, amigo.

[@enzocw6586]

More like Southern rail.

[@SnickersTS]

This HAS to be a new series.

[@darktempest7777]

The end was how ashens was sent back to his realm

[@tompetley6893]

The title is so wrong, why isn't it Dan returns?

[@Fricious]

because this is his channel

[@tompetley6893]

+Fricious I guess you don't get the joke huh

[@Fricious]

+Tom Petley sorry my fault should have said I was being sarcastic.

[@Beesechurgerr]

+Fricious ya, you were being sarcastic and everybody else is dumb for not knowing that from some text on the screen

[@Fricious]

+Cole Watts what I said I was being sarcastic and that I was sorry that I didn't make that clear enough. apparently you can't accept an apology.

[@chrisdixon892]

Such a simple concept but it works so well

[@Sqworl]

i love this series

[@user-zf3fc9tn5k]

*"SAFETY RAIL!"*

[@LeafseasonMagbag]

Ashens - esteemed founder of Safety Rail Inc.

[@irakonul4525]

I remember years ago when this game was free (and had a lot less content). Me and my friend had the battle for the fish taco on the gondolas. I need to get this again

[@eclips6513]

Can this channel just be entirely devoted to you and Ashen's beating each other senseless? I would pay good money for that. At least six.

[@zerren4086]

This needs to be a new series called Two British Blokes.

[@xnafntasia]

I bet the next ones going to be the ashens awakens

[@alexandereastwood1]

Today I learn the importance of the safety rail

[@MaximumRabbit]

2:47 I think that was your 2nd most successful Kerbal launch you've ever had, the 1st being you launching your wing mirror into space in BeamNG Drive.

[@Albert_YTC]

When the sausages go through the holes they end up in boxes and fall into the incinerator

[@jamespage1392]

18:56 I WILL NOT DIE IN THIS GRINDER!...I will die in this grinder thank you very much

[@grapeapetape9132]

We need Sunday night jelly V.2: Ashens edition

[@cheddaboyant7817]

I love 4:00pm because of this channel

[@williamclark5566]

Still happy to see Dan back on the channel again.

[@huehue6886]

AAYYYY!

[@cortana191]

2:02 Children...Always hold the safety rail. Cracked me up xD

[@SuperToaster25]

This new Nerdcubed guy has been showing up alot on this channel lately.

[@sirquifilous6276]

"An Excellent Safety Rail" - Chef Excellence

[@mrzainty]

i cant believe they're referencing star wars with the recent NerdCubed and Ashens play gang beasts titles

[@lunarlexomancer4906]

Is that how Ashens travels? He gets Dan to hold in out over a rail and lets the next train take him away? Cuz that's rad as fuck.

[@RegretfulDeadMan]

I didn't know Ashens was so good at ventriloquisim, and how does he play so well with 2 controllers?

[@theobrill5161]

Now we need 3 shitty prequels telling us the backstory of Ron Swanson, that guy in a dinosaur onesie and most importantly safety rails.

[@mutatedpickle3004]

I want Sunday night jelly with dadcubed back

[@idontknowimlostforwords4715]

If the next instalment in this series isn't called The Ashen's Menace i will be disappointed in you Dan!

[@WillWatches]

This whole video just feels like the intro

[@Songgohard]

honestly I was waiting for an intro

[@TheHumanEwok]

it makes me sad that there might not be KZbinrs like you when my kids grow up

[@JesseK.Robbins]

imagine if these two made a Cow Chop/Game Grumps like channel. Cow Chop, Game Grumps, and these two. The Holy Trinity

[@VenseyNess]

My word guys, get a room.

[@LouisMVE]

Damn you spiral arm galaxy!

[@VenseyNess]

Guys, they found me! I don't know how but they found me! It's the lions! RUN. Also it's an artists rendition of the milky way, so you're in one of those starfields somewhere.

[@SufficientDaikon]

i can see my house from here

[@tomrenard756]

i can see it too! oh look! a starbucks!

[@LouisMVE]

Vensey Ness No, I'm from the Andromeda galaxy which shall crash in to you like an astroid!

[@nomadwhy1166]

I guess you could say... The fire made ashens.

[@jamieemery9086]

Dan: this is my favourite level and one that I'm best at *loses 0-4 to Ashens*

[@jamieemery9086]

I'm talking about the Ferris wheel map

[@ChaosPootato]

Oh man that last punch was awesome. GG

[@pyk8439]

While I'm glad that Dan is working a healthy amount of time and putting out content that he's content (hehe) with and I don't think he should change all that, goddamn I miss one edited video a day.

[@bogleshogle]

Thought it was a reupload, thought 'it must be too good to be true' but alas, I was wrong. And it's wonderful.

[@TheConeOar]

6:16 the newest edition of Luigi Wins By Doing Absolutely Nothing

[@TheTray89]

Dan and Ashens play Geoguesser would be wonderful.

[@danyellpaige]

Anyone remember his old out trow "enter the Domain of the nerd cubed videos drop in from above like bird poo"

[@OfficiallySatan]

Nerd³ Plays... Gang Beasts - The Phantom Ashens Nerd³ Plays... Gang Beasts - Attack of the Ashens Nerd³ Plays... Gang Beasts - Revenge of the Ashens Nerd³ Plays... Gang Beasts - The Ashens Awakens Nerd³ Plays... Gang Beasts - Rogue Ashens then episode 8 and 9 names in due time

[@Flaruwu]

The reason Ashens died so much is that he forgot to hang onto the safety rail.

[@scarlettking9753]

I live for these videos to be honest