Nerd³ Plays... Gang Beasts - Ashens Wars

[@arturaraujo73]

Poor Rebecca, so young yet already exchanged for Ashens.

[@CR33P3RK1NG]

ReDAsh (the A is for Dan also)

[@fitzy9099]

+non content You just reminded me of that other Inafune kickstarter and i wish you hadn't.

[@arturaraujo73]

Will Fitzpatrick We don't talk about that.

[@Soraking007]

what is this inafune kickstarter you speak of inafune has no kickstarters. none whatsoever. im not a sad dellusional person it doesnt exist.

[@Albert_YTC]

Who is Rebecca

[@aidanfuge2108]

And this video is how my ringtone became Stewart Ashen saying "I'm going to punch you up the bum"

[@leelemar7432]

*Stuart

[@MagisterMalleus]

I like it when you have Dan on the channel. It's nostalgic.

[@JacstaDeedubze]

I feel like only a few people will get that XD

[@JoeSmith-pp6uy]

I get it

[@JacstaDeedubze]

YOM2 Yup. Hard to tell if some people just dont remember, or Dan has had an influx of subs recently

[@YOM2_UB]

JDW Official Some old subs also might not have seen the video with the origin of the joke.

[@Jake-zu8ff]

Wait it wasn't Ashens from the start?

[@PatheIan]

Good to see Dan on this channel again

[@Rikhardi]

wth are talkig

[@Rikhardi]

+HD o ICEBOUND i meant talking

[@danmack3173]

you do not know therefore you will not be told

[@ConnorXlV]

it is Dan's channel, who else were you expecting

[@gradyking4739]

+connorrr1990 What kind of drugs have you been on? Ashens runs this channel?

[@alexisauld7781]

It's the Two Doctors all over again! Nerdcubed past and present!

[@ItsJustDoctor]

Don't forget future

[@JoshOfFire]

The ghost of Nerdcubed past, ghost of Nerdcubed present and ghost of Nerdcubed yet to come.

[@ItsJustDoctor]

+Josh Of Fire you're late to the party xD

[@Ammaruaron]

Thanks for having Dan back, Ashens. It brings back memories.

[@VenseyNess]

Do you ever know that you're about to die, and you just want to get it done quicker? Are you too busy for those long, uncomfortable times when you're waiting for Hades to come a knockin'? For times when you just want death to come faster, use _Gravity!_ (Tm) "It really works!" -Blood Smear, 2014 22:19

[@LucidPoseidon]

"It really gets the job done! I once fell off my bed and died instantly!"

[@tytotheowl2994]

" I use this product on my pets at least once a month, it works wonders on their obedience!"

[@LucidPoseidon]

Tyto the Owl and their bad breathing habit!

[@Meg.01]

When Ashen's character was hanging about to drop into the inside of the cooling tower I really wanted Dan to say "Long live the king" before shoving him down 😂

[@SuperToaster25]

Glad Dan is back on the channel

[@tompetley6893]

I know right been missing him

[@insertoverusedmemehere.3390]

Who's Dan? You mean the new guy? I thought his name was Dave?

[@aceman0000099]

#wewantlarry

[@minejumper.666]

+aceman0000099 #larrycubed

[@kermstar5611]

+[Insert Overused Meme Here. ] his name is Daniel davensen danford dave

[@xecium8780]

#Dashens?

[@Rikhardi]

Danshens

[@FeBreeze265]

AshensCubed?

[@chocolateskull6239]

All of the above ^

[@neonpanda7517]

No, dashens is the only way of life

[@JacstaDeedubze]

#Danshenscubed

[@williamclark5566]

Woo, Dan's back on the channel!

[@mistersparkrle]

this fucking guy. bravo sir.

[@linop2]

+mistersparkrle I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

[@hyperjet3524]

A while ago, Dan trolled everyone that he was leaving the channel to be replaced by Ashens who was in a skype call with him in on the joke.

[@linop2]

I'm assuming this was on a stream and that's why I didn't see it

[@hyperjet3524]

nope. its a video on the channel. it was just a while ago. though technically it was on a stream...

[@andrewkovnat]

Dad^3: "Daniel, can you please tell your friend to be quiet! I'm almost done beating this level!" *Screams emit from the hallway...* Nerd^3:" Uuugh! Dad, you're embarrassing me in front of Ashens!" Ashens: "Where is the tat at again? You promised tat!" *Ashens begins inspecting and reviewing Dan.*

[@buxtonwater01]

I hear Ashens but whose this new guy

[@RegretfulDeadMan]

he's the guy who used to run this channel, Derek I think his name is.

[@SassySmall1]

It's Dan

[@Zoxide_]

+mrgilbe3 remember from back before the reboot?

[@pearsetraynor9142]

Dan used to do the channel,before he handed the channel over to Ashens on-stream. Not many people remember Dan though...

[@RegretfulDeadMan]

+Pearse Traynor Ya, he was pretty forgettable

[@anintelcorei7quad-coreproc873]

oh yes another 29:14 of jelly baby wrestling more entertaining than real jelly baby wrestling (?)

[@prakharpaliwal8536]

before jack gets here.

[@icanusernamebetterthanyou3853]

L E T S T A L K A B O U T A S H E N S

[@aceman0000099]

+[Insert Overused Meme Here. ] haha what other youtubers?

[@insertoverusedmemehere.3390]

+aceman0000099 Not really sure. I remember somewhere I read it and was like 'OMG I RECOGNISE THIS FROM NERDCUBED!'

[@insertoverusedmemehere.3390]

The Nerdcubed fanbase really has spread everywhere.

[@Egzindahouse]

Dan is being oddly prophetic here ... NerdCubed and the GameChild lives!!

[@scottbradford9441]

I love seeing Dan and Nerdcubed doing collaborations

[@Ethonoris]

I like how ashens's character was cosplaying as Mankind when he wakes up in the morning and can't find his pants.

[@EVO6-]

HELLO PROCRASTINATORS AND WELCOME TO SUNDAY NIGHT JELLY!

[@moritzkockritz5710]

:´(

[@redactado266]

i miss sunday night jelly. :( it was the best part of sunday

[@kingklipo]

Ya why doesn't he post vids often anymore? It's been like a vid a week for a long time

[@Hamatabo]

+Mr. Commenter who dan? because he's playing wwe 2k16 every day and I'm pretty sure ashens has always been like that

[@TheXcizer]

+Mr. Commenter He posted 4 of plays videos in the past week. What the fuck are you talking about.

[@Cavog]

Now we need a Dashens plays WWE 2K16!

[@pokemonfannursejoy3728]

2K17

[@donalddonald4488]

Ashens

[@andrewdodd9199]

+Mr. Banana you missed the joke

[@cinemasaur]

Isn't this it?

[@drunkN]

the joke flew over your head bud

[@vilotarian]

Can you two combine your channels and become one? I swear you two are hilarious together.

[@davidwright7388]

+krabbstone Dashens To the power of 4

[@rylanfillery5935]

#Dashens

[@callummunro7380]

I don't think Dashens Plays... Bootleg Games would work. Ashens' sofa doesn't have pixels in it.

[@PHANTOMCOWGIRL]

So, this whole video has proven, Dan is Rey Mysterio, that, and he has done like 12 Tilt-a-whirl DDT's.

[@terryflopycow2231]

the transition was beautiful at 6:08 to 6:10, hooray for Dan's editing

[@Soldaten7788]

"It is inevitable, Mr. Anderson." They are both dead, Mr. Anderson.

[@blakefortin5228]

3:57 looked like a proper moment, almost as if he actually learned how to play gang beasts REALLY well.

[@HarryAttwood4]

22:32 "Wang on a second" - nerd cubed 2016

[@Gamelycan]

It's so refreshing to watch skilled Gang Beasts players. This video was absolutely filled with glorious moments, but I especially liked the pit toss at 25:22.

[@jimzawacki3041]

Sunday Night Jelly season two or we will riot.

[@SilverEye91]

There's just something about Gang beast Ron Swanson that makes me smile like an idiot. His expression is just the perfect stunned and confused look.

[@hannah42069]

"And that's how Brexit happened" That is the best joke I've heard.

[@TheTacticalHipster]

Loving all these videos with Ashens

[@mpk6664]

+Hvheem2 it's from a stream awhile back, I think its still on the channel.

[@wagon-spokewheel8061]

you guys should both have a euro truck journey in separate trucks tho. not like one narrates while the other drives :p

[@supercool559]

I'm very happy that this now exists.

[@AgentWash]

Sunday Night Ashens

[@rebeccaliar9873]

It's always nostalgic when the old guard comes around to play.

[@jesshenshaw3469]

5:33 best moment ever

[@WootmansayWOOT]

I love when Dan shows up.

[@wowjoshdidsomethingelsethi2517]

19:14 he basically did the "staple" from his wwe seris

[@thesavagecabageofmayhem1812]

Nerd cubed: things previously thought in collapsible have collapsed Ashens: like the pound

[@andrewkovnat]

Weird question: Is there a fox 'skin' in this game? More specifically, can both players be foxes? Well... *_CAN YOU?!_*

[@davidhaddon2141]

About four minutes in. When Ashens is hanging there. I kind of expected (hoped) Dan to just whisper "Long Live the King."

[@maksuree]

7:56 you turned him into Bray Wyatt lmao

[@bookboy6924]

Gary?

[@faggotronrolypolymh370wher5]

+George Sims gaaaaaaaaaryyyy

[@maksuree]

A2Zanarchy hahaha, JERRY! wait, shit...

[@tmayhem4369]

he was daniel bryan at 4:56 with that running high knee

[@stormipurdom7264]

+Tmayhem 4 Reminded me of Kofi during the Royal rumbles with that backflip into the ring towards the end. 😂

[@CpnGame]

What a wonderful world, where my entertainment for the day consists of watching a dinosaur headbutt a man in a tie, miss, and slide off an ice floe.

[@canarchist4900]

Omfg u got in Ashens Yeas :D

[@mistersparkrle]

welcome to a long time ago friend

[@lankyyyyyy]

I think they started colabing back with the Christmas calendar openings, or was it even earlier than that?

[@aceman0000099]

+Jordan Puddicombe much earlier

[@lankyyyyyy]

aceman0000099 I've got an awful memory. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@HunterS0502]

3 Of my favourite things. Nerdcubed, Ashens and gang beasts.

[@Nomodoesmc]

You need to play Hearts of Iron 3 or Hearts of Iron 4. That would be an enjoyable episode.

[@TheNeandershot]

It'd be a collection of "what?" and "holy shit"

[@Septimus_ii]

I've played about 50 hours of HoI3, and I still haven't passed that stage

[@michaelandrews6797]

they need to invite total biscuit along for these things..

[@olivertaylor7247]

Did you and Ashens just have a big LAN party and try to pass the recordings of it off as separate videos?

[@griffinbecker8996]

Finally 29 minutes and 15 seconds of wrestling better then the actual WWE

[@Land967]

By far the most fun i've ever had watching Gang Beasts. and i've played it.

[@rashot0m782]

the twisting neckbreaker out of the ring was very impressive

[@G1nger4Panda7]

I love videos with theses guys together its just fantastic. Together they're so funny and really makes me enjoy Dan and Ashens a lot more

[@GG-dt5hh]

Ashens wars needs to become a regular series.

[@kcisoffline104]

This is the beautiful video that introduced me to Stuart and made me become a loyal fan of his. And for that, I say thank you, Dan.

[@GoldKnightProduction]

1:27-Nice reversal! 3:45-Sweet counter! 15:34-Good save! 23:55-Nice reversal!

[@gadrill4285]

25:23 Dan screams his head off Ashens is super calm about everything

[@Jdoublejizzle]

"And um, whoever used to pretend to be a corrections guard?" "Big Boss Man?" "That's him."

[@williamg209two]

we need a channel with just dan and ashens playing stuff

[@MagicalTourtoise]

"Yeah! I'm alive!" *immediately backflips into oblivion*

[@thegamerfreak5706]

Ashens's character goes so well with his voice

[@bt1234567892010]

Ashens wars should totally be a regular thing, even if once a month X3 such good synergy

[@PromptedHawk]

Definitely the best 5 star match Dan's put on during the series.

[@SympleSymon]

5:34 was just unintentional comedic-timing GOLD

[@jimilordofwar]

I'm glad Ashens said "that was some Bruce Lee level stuff" rather than Jackie Chan ;P (love them both, just good to see were his priorities are ;D)

[@Lone_Rocket]

My favorite game to watch, and my 2 favorite KZbinrs. Life can only go down hill from here.

[@GeorgeMonet]

13:09 Nerd and Ashen's re-enacting the finale of Eraser.

[@jamiepayne5887]

I didn't know I wanted this before but now this is all I want forever

[@BeesUSA]

Ashens AND Nerd 3 in one video!?!?!? My life is complete.

[@redsand4508]

20:47 ashens's spine buckled in a way nothing ever should

[@Chrnan6710]

Wow, Ashens is so good at voice acting, he can do his own voice AND Dan's voice at the same time!

[@tryhardman6940]

Remember when Ashens nearly took over the channel... Never been so scared

[@bendubz9000]

I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard at a video, I'm in tears, my chest hurts, I love it

[@connorhaythorne9771]

You and Ash are so funny together we need more of this

[@Mp3Charlie]

3:49 is a perfect Grand Illusions Quote (Refer to 'Trick Ice Cream')

[@DeMinoTheDragon]

Dan's Special: Elbow Drop Ashens' Special: Mega Punch

[@benreay1258]

These two youtubers as individuals fantastic together they are GODS!!

[@birbkangoo3580]

30 minutes of pure amazing comedy IM NOT SLEEPING TONIGHT AM I

[@MyPetalmouth]

Turns out that this entire video is the plot for Quest for the Gamechild 2.

[@happydorkgirl]

I LOVE the way you two interact. LOVE. I really hope that Emma joins you guys sometime.

[@larmarnic5367]

is this what demma plays turned into because it's awesome

[@causticide5292]

This may have been the most enjoyable video to watch ever

[@user-go7yw3yr3y]

Nerd: things we thought previously can't collapse have collapsed. Ashens : Like the pound. Me: 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jaywjay03]

AshensPlays needs to happen, seriously. Forever.

[@subarashizeo5815]

that one before the last one..... OMG That move sent nerdcubed to space

[@TheJAMDonkey]

Ashens actually won 7-6, nice to see Dan actually have some competition

[@cooldude23407]

17:57 Asens knows that song!? That's just awesome!

[@justme002]

I like that Vive is becoming more synonymous with VR than the Rift is... to the point that Dan mistakenly called the Rift the Vive.

[@MatchBreakers]

I like to think this is how all the casting for the polybuis heist happened.

[@redsand4508]

19:35 ashens loves dan so much he sacrificed himself for him. know dan and ashens share sush a close relationship it fills you with detemmienation

[@alliewilczek8257]

I watched this 3 times because every time i try to watch it i'm so tired and can't keep my eyes open

[@apples8527]

13:50, that three point landing was flawless.

[@GeniusLad32]

VR GANG BEASTS WOULD BE THE BEST THING

[@isabellesmith7578]

it's great video Ashens, it's good to see Dan back on the channel, brings back memories y'know?

[@evillttlimp]

7:55 is killing me, just the way he still tries to use his little legs

[@joshuanewton8540]

ashens weakness levels where he can fall of something

[@DeathbyPixels]

10:14 OH MY GOD GUYS, LOOK, I FOUND THE THUMBNAIL. (Sarcasm intensifies)

[@lonelyspaceman4832]

5:30 At this moment my lungs collapsed from laughter

[@austinmeadows9181]

you should get rebecca, ashens, dad cubed, and you in an awesome gang beast video

[@doadm5077]

"Pull in one way, suck in the other" - Dan 2016

[@Trostlosigkeit]

I thought it was Dad3 for 6 minutes, this video makes more sense now.

[@TheAllBlackMan]

Final scores! Victories are one point for winner, ties are half a point for both. Dan: 7.5 Stuart: 8.5 Stuart Ashen is the winner!