Nerd³ Challenges! Survive a Taxi Ride - GTA V

[@TheMattShea]

I can NOT believe you actually managed to recover twice when falling off the hill. Bravo to Jerome, a true legend.

[@zachman15]

MattShea lol Hi Matt.

[@Skurt44]

Oh my god! Hey Matt!

[@sivheggelund4304]

+MattShea Hi matt!

[@MJ13-13]

MattShea hey Matt, i saw your taxi AI challenge. it was holarious!

[@GustavoSilva-jq7ly]

MattShea HI matt!!! IM ur biggest fan!!! 8p

[@TheGamingLemon]

I can't believe I was so entertained by a long ass taxi journey in GTA. 10/10 would taxi again

[@juansheetgaming]

TheGamingLemon BRAD YOUR HERE!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!! (Big fan btw)

[@AndrewSmart32]

ERMAHGAWD!!!!!

[@claytonm3610]

I didnt know you watched his videos awesome work man huge fan:)

[@MTDTF]

TheGamingLemon BRAD!!!

[@mohammad342]

TheGamingLemon keks

[@EditEdward]

Not a few minutes into the journey and he's already playing I Spy - this truly feels like every long british road trip ever

[@chevtothemax]

OverEnglishMan British road trips long? Laughs in Canadian.

[@shady4091]

Hahaha, exactly! Like, if I want to go see a concert, the BEST case scenario is a five hour drive. And that's assuming they even play outside of Vancouver, Montreal and Toronto like so many bands don't... ;_;

[@Purple-xo2gs]

Init

[@LordxDutch]

I love how Jerome finally starts to go the right way, but then proceeds to make a 3 point U-turn and then drives off a cliff.

[@ThePoptartster]

Ignore the burnt out husk of a taxi. That was someone who made a mistake.

[@officialdinodoestuff]

ThePoptartster - Daniel "Nerd³" Hardcastle

[@ThePoptartster]

DinoDoesStuff - Leinad "Dren³" Eltsacdrah

[@MeiDaGay]

ThePoptartster YES DREN3 SHOULD BE THE NEW NERD 3 DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNnnn

[@ThePoptartster]

cheeselord 22 or his arch nemesis? XD

[@MeiDaGay]

YES!!!!!!!

[@alexisauld7781]

And so Jerome joined the Chiliad hitchhikers, forever doomed to eat tinned soup made in the butt of a caravan. :P

[@crittermoded]

My parents keep trying to take me on backpacking trips, and I'd be doomed for a weekend.

[@carronline1]

i dont know what dan is talking about, dont all taxi drivers go the completely wrong way which takes much longer because that way they get more money

[@ineffabletryx6528]

Exactly. I also vaguely remember being flung off a cliff by my taxi driver, severely damaging the vehicle.

[@lullsbaby9321]

Well youre a 250millionaire by now. A $250 fare isnt a problem is it

[@VinceMoscar]

this is like nascar. you want them to win, but you also want to see them crash.

[@flitter5400]

Vince Moscar true!!

[@432neptune]

This is as good a place as any to ask Nerdcubed to do a FW video of one of the Crazi Taxi games.

[@HPData]

432neptune Pleaseee

[@432neptune]

matthew taite No, I think he reads them. I do it on the subreddit too though.

[@thebomber43games87]

7:52 did anyone else get the vice city reference?

[@LewisPhillipson]

I would love that

[@pauldeddens5349]

432neptune isnt that a game on the GBA?

[@timedragon1]

All in favor of making Jerome a regular with Brad, Kenneth, Sasha and everyone else say I.

[@BlazinVoid59]

timedragon1 I

[@BigKendog]

I'm a regular!

[@chimblemasterofchimney4771]

timedragon1 Aye.

[@summbuddie9120]

I

[@puqualmoblasphemy833]

timedragon1 Eye.

[@afatgreasypegasus1221]

I bet the taxis were going the wrong way so the trip would be longer, so they could charge you more money.

[@sanicyouth6540]

A Fat Greasy Pegasus Bastards.

[@raccoonsandys3038]

A Fat Greasy Pegasus Like real life.

[@banksy9921]

NerdCubed Challenges: build Los Santos in Cities: Skylines

[@tommorrison9490]

It's already been done. I'd like to see him make LONDON.

[@PejmanMan]

Ralf Wilson also been done

[@Bobsteperous]

Nicolas Avila What about a depiction of Atlantis?

[@tedthedestroyer9802]

Nicolas Avila He can't do Rome silly, "Rome wasn't built in a day"

[@huss987huss]

Nicolas Avila HE should build JeROME

[@SilverEye91]

You should redo this challenge in VR!

[@FatHo-69]

oh my god yes

[@danielprice321]

agreed

[@thomasntdt4828]

he'd vomit everywhere

[@TinyAlison]

Please do this in VR

[@oliverjustdeblesser8706]

fuck yeah

[@CosylandWhispers]

I can really appreciate Dan's humour in a video like this. Other gamers wouldn't be able to make this fairly stationary situation as funny as this :)

[@jameswaters6287]

They forgot the fruit stalls, but still had their melons

[@maxburns6636]

JAMES WATERS I would've said grapefruits

[@kevinswartz7444]

JAMES WATERS yall lol 0:50 something starting with d = DEEZ NUTZ

[@yellowk3tchup14]

Thats not funny...

[@GreyFuzzy]

K Dog I really hope you have a sense of time.. Because its around 0:57 ._.

[@Mikikorcz]

JAMES WATERS and cucumbers....

[@619undertakerwwe]

Because of the title, I thought Dan was challenging himself to keep his mental well-being during a long taxi ride.

[@OfficiallySatan]

jerome travelled one mile for every one hour, so they were driving for an average of 1 mph the whole ride

[@mistertwister2000]

“Jerome makes Dan more and more tense for 20 minutes”

[@jamiedickinson4079]

The sign says Drivers Wanted 555 555 5555 but that is an actual taxi number here in England XD

[@b_r_a_n]

no it isnt? lol

[@jamiedickinson4079]

+bran Sorry, I'm pretty sure it's actually 5555 5555 555.

[@epender]

it needs to begin with an 0 unless it is without an area code so it would be 555 555 5555 555 or 55555555 The reason 555 numbers are used in the U.S. is because they are not real numbers.

[@harrywynn6525]

!!!!O YEA???!!!

[@epender]

US telephone numbers that have 555 in them don't connect, they are not real TELEPHONE numbers in the US, sorry for not being clear enough.

[@JoeWuhPuh]

The Taxi drivers still drives better than 90% of people do where I live

[@morphkogan8627]

So this is what happens when we press skip...

[@akroeze]

"This is the wrong way to go but maybe I can ram it up there with massive force and speed!" -Nerdcubed, 2015

[@mamoose8383]

CAAAARRRRrrrlllll! Those are bits of us Carl. Why are we side ways Carl? Caaarl why'd we go through the water Carl?

[@EJ6GamesYT]

"Clever driving Jerome that is what i would've done" *Crashes into car* "also what i would've done" 😂😂😂 Im dead

[@katlinbrockman5243]

God I miss this type of shit. God I miss the old days. Oh well... Shit happens, life moves on.

[@ryanhoobin5806]

I can't believe that I was so entertained by this. I'd say its one of Dan's most funny yet dull vids ever. Bravo, sir.

[@anthonyplacek9703]

This reminded me of ruby rhod from the fifth element. This is one of the best videos i've ever seen. "I can't see past this point WHERE THE FUCK DID THE DOOR GO JEROME!?"

[@anthonyplacek9703]

I keep watching at about 14:30 I'm crying. It gets me every time. "WHERE'S THAT DOOR GONE JERO-OME!" the slight stutter of oh shit in his voice is just too damn much for me XD

[@sailfan6292]

Anthony Placek I love how many times he looked at the door before noticing it was gone too

[@anthonyplacek9703]

YES. YES. SOMEONE ELSE UNDERSTANDS!

[@CpnGame]

(falls down a hill) (gravity spins car around) (barely brakes before a cliff) (stares blankly at view) "...hi, the _entire world._ " Every now and then in these videos there's something I find far funnier than I really should.

[@KrisHolly51]

Is the sun in your eyes, Jerome? OR IS IT THE FLOOR!!??? XD

[@jacquelinenoot1983]

Nerd: I hope he doesnt drive off a cliff. Taxi driver: Drives off a cliff

[@jjsnyder8976]

nerdcubed challenge, FTL no pausing. boom, practically impossible.

[@nikeyxoxmsp751]

its 1:35am and I'm trying not to wake my family up but I'm crying with laughter

[@sans8946]

Jerome is one determined taxi driver

[@SuperAerogamer]

I took a taxi in Prague once, it felt eerily similar to this challenge... Awesome video as always!

[@sparky10142]

If it was multiplayer and u have a bounty on and try survive in the taxi. That would be funnier

[@leafkirby2]

sparky10142 i have had a 3k bounty on me for 3 days now

[@mydadshowering2978]

I once had a $1000 bounty for a week, then someone blew up my adder to get it. So he actually got -$11500

[@nigelhiggenbottom8075]

sparky10142 You don't even need the bounty...

[@sparky10142]

Nigel Higgenbottom but its more of challenge if you have more and more chance of people coming after you.

[@nigelhiggenbottom8075]

sparky10142 I know; but from my experience with GTA Online, people are just as likely to murder you even if you don't have a bounty. ;(

[@RJswanee]

That scream at 12:24 is just priceless. *GASP* "JEROME!"

[@sharnejohnson8005]

Anybody else think of llamas in hats when he says Jerome all the time

[@Ryan123220]

Interesting challenge, cant wait to see how this plays out

[@sadarka1]

IT'S NOT CHILAD IT'S CHILIAD

[@TheEveling]

Actually, it's Chilead.

[@sadarka1]

Actually you're right

[@TheEveling]

+TheGingerOrange Thanks for being a good sport, my friend.

[@sadarka1]

I try :D

[@mandyb2462]

Beginning of the vid:From here.... to the top of Mount CHILLAD Me:Inhales* WHAT THE FUCK IS MOUNT CHILLAD DAN??!!

[@Daniel-nn8mr]

It's how he pronounces it, get over it.

[@treshydbhweirdo1054]

"The ELO Wrote a song about you!" me, srsly me

[@Chrnan6710]

yOu MaDe A fOoL oF mEeEeEe

[@researchmuffin]

I'll be honest, I did not expect to enjoy this video as much as I did

[@RetroEjit]

Okay it's official I will literally watch Dan doing anything in GTAV! He even made something as simple as a Taxi journey hilarious! XD

[@jaxonrohrer]

12:24 JEERROOMEE

[@settingsun8403]

This proves that Dan can make anything funny

[@ravioli178]

Dan its not chil-ad its Chiliad. its pronounced Chili-Add ghostpepper +

[@MrJoe0726]

Gabe Logan Newell That...doesn't even make sense.

[@ravioli178]

Gabe Logan Newell im british too.

[@alexthegrape1000]

I'm British, I say Chilli-ad

[@fipplepop123]

Gabe Logan Newell woah , hold your horses there mate, I'm English and I pronounce it chill-i-ad not chillad like dan

[@ravioli178]

Callum Plays they do its called broken English. lol. I mean they say aluminium wrong. There is no fucking U in the beginning word so i don't have a clue how they get it wrong.

[@ATAMytb]

As I am typing this 4 years after dan recorded this I wonder if he still remembers this video in 2020

[@distractededitor7538]

I thought he would have some crazy mod installed butt no.

[@cookiejarvis3856]

i_couldn't_think_of_a_name Nobstar has banned mods

[@distractededitor7538]

Not in single player, check there website.

[@cookiejarvis3856]

i_couldn't_think_of_a_name No they said they banned mods for SIngle Player and if peopel use mods in single Player then they ban people in MP

[@distractededitor7538]

Noooo, check dans Twitter. Rockstar even did a q and a to confirm it.

[@mattsmith551]

In an AMA today, rockstar said you won't be banned for single player mods.

[@kimsmither8820]

I keep coming back to this video, probably one of my favourite gta v videos you've done

[@arturaraujo73]

Yet another impossible Challenge.

[@arturaraujo73]

Artur Araújo I mean... you only need to press a button.

[@chimblemasterofchimney4771]

Artur Araújo But wheres the fun in skipping it?

[@arturaraujo73]

Mikey Terry Getting to the point you want to get, and doing the thing you want to do.

[@ryanvaritek2142]

If he put on the car mayhem mod it would be impossible

[@borger7171]

"Mt. Chilad"

[@AbsolutePixel]

Copy me much? Dude, 'cmon. We were bros, we even bro-butted once. Unacceptable ex-bro.

[@AbsolutePixel]

I understand dude, done that mistake myself, have a nice day :D

[@poundcake1419]

TheDimma4 IKR . so many trolls

[@theunshyshyguy8048]

Dude you have never met this man plus you probably copied him

[@TheObbster]

15:31 LMAO! JERONE Y U DO THIS

[@InTheLittleYogcast]

Now do it on GTA V Online

[@joelwalsh1109]

This is hands down the best video I’ve ever watched

[@snacksy7754]

skip to 11:40 for the fun part.

[@alexthegrape1000]

Who the fuck 'skips' a NerdCubed video, you are silly

[@FireDevil506]

Thx, it was pretty boring up until that point.

[@healthysandwich1503]

I've got a challenge for you Dan in a hydra jet "DRIVE" on the "ROAD" from one place to the other

[@iwindsofmidgets8429]

couldve at least shown the 3rd person so we had a clue what was going on

[@tomsafail]

Praise gabe

[@officialdinodoestuff]

IWindsOfMidgets its pretty easy to understand..

[@iwindsofmidgets8429]

DinoDoesStuff dont try and make me look like an idiot.

[@officialdinodoestuff]

IWindsOfMidgets Im not I'm just saying for me it was easy to understand...

[@user-wl9gw7xe2q]

Damn you're aggressive

[@melfmz1509]

Nerd 3 challenges....make it midnight and thinderstorm, get in a semi, and start at the lowest point in the game, and drive to the highest point in the game, but without crashing and follow all laws

[@pinch-of-salt]

BEST CHALLENGE!!!!!

[@flipperdunkprettyhighscore]

15:44 this whole video is a NerdCubed classic😂😂😂😂😂

[@gaypoweraway]

Really, Dan? A controller? PFF

[@MrRickRandom]

Johnny Silverstone He's still using PS4 for some reason.

[@SirAwesomeSauce]

Johnny Silverstone Hes playing on PS4 still. Which is equally as cringe worthy *shudder*

[@MrJamieDenton]

Johnny Silverstone Maybe he's playing the PS4 version?

[@sharkman2857]

He's playing on PS4 because he doesn't want to get banned from the PC version for modding.

[@emmaballz]

Johnny Silverstone Really, Johnny? You can't comprehend the fact that some people like controllers even though you don't? PFF

[@joelwilkinson1432]

I can't drink at all through the videos he makes cause I just choke on it from laughing

[@GamingEagle100]

why is he playing on PS4 not PC?!

[@tomsafail]

Why not

[@BigJack-1872]

So he won't get banned for modding

[@SolarxPvP]

The Gaming Eagle PC with PS4 controller

[@nickdziura7373]

Of maaaaaaster raaaaace

[@KommandoKenny]

The Gaming Eagle Fuck off he can play on ps4 if he damn well wants

[@buttersddragon]

Besiege challenge: Create one (or more) of these: A helicopter that works like an actual helicopter (leaning to move around) A snake that doesn't require wheels A more complex giraffe.

[@EliteForceYYC]

1:00 deez nuts?

[@EliteForceYYC]

I'm sorry

[@user-dx8nj7qj2g]

Is that a reference to what I think it is

[@raccoonsandys3038]

Cody Sewell probably not.

[@lukee49]

I stopped watching you for quite a while but i'm so glad i'm back you are literally so hilarious dude you made me crack up sooo much keep it up

[@SpicyRikers]

Genuinely lol'd when he mentioned shitting and reading shampoo bottles because you didn't bring anything with you for distraction xD Thought I was the only one haha

[@YumYumRainbows]

You know when Dan has been in a Taxi too long when he starts playing Eye-Spy with himself.

[@CptnWolfe]

Nerdcubed: good driving Jerome. That's what I would've done. Jerome immediately hits car

[@NightRoseAlt]

NerdCubed: No taxi can get up Chilliad, no matter who's driving. Me: Challenge Accepted. *A While Later* Me: Boom, challenge complete. *Got a Taxi all the way up to the cable car station with almost no problems at all* Me: Well, obviously Dan never expected me to be a real thing. XD -Minecast Chris

[@cleanliving1612]

GTA 5 sure has some beautiful and realistic settings and details. Kind of neat to see it at a slower pace and appreciate the dev effort.

[@nathan9485]

Love Nerd and his British witty banter.. i love being British :)

[@nicomoron001]

this video DEFINITLY needs a sequel, the possibilities are endles!!!

[@savions4005]

6:50 "that was someone who made a mistake" lol Dan sounds like s murderous psychopath

[@earth.toAlex]

I never thought i would sit for 20 min watching someone traveling in a cab.. In a game.. And enjoy it..

[@GameBoy-mn2sj]

Taxi Driver: "Hey where you going" Nerd³: "HELLO PROCRASTINATORS"

[@kshiteej7575]

How has it already been 6 years wtf

[@milesn1993]

Possibly the funniest ever Nerdcubed video!!

[@KakarotOwns]

That is one committed taxi driver, gets you there no matter what happens to him or the car lol

[@edelbrock443]

drives into the middle of nowhere "This is as far as I can go" "WHAT?" The transition of going from passenger to driver on that bit was perfect. technically cheating, but I was laughing too hard to care.

[@DieWorm]

A taxi drive has never been more entertaining

[@Razzlewolfflight]

Up until that last bit, that was one dedicated cabbie.

[@sometimesidoneatthings7563]

I litterally had to stop the video because i was laughing so hard at 13:00

[@LightTheUnicorn]

That was absolutely nuts! I've never taken a taxi to Chiliad, but love doing the fares myself! You could've browsed the internet on your phone to pass the time though, and ignore the city details just like people in real life!

[@joncabello1212]

He always ends videos so perfectly

[@doadm5077]

I feel like Jerome is such a dedicated Taxi Driver. If Nerd tried to exit the cab and said "Nope i've had enough of this." Jerome would just pull out a sawed off from the glove compartment and tell him; "You are not leaving this damn car until i get you to your fucking destination". Then casually put on some music and keep driving.

[@Giratinakid]

One of the best Nerdcubed videos

[@dende9471]

"EAGLE! GET THE FUCK OUT AND PUSH!" Best. Line. Ever.

[@alexisauld7781]

Followed by "Why did that fall at a wonky angle? Oh, I'M AT A WONKY ANGLE" :P

[@sirfancytoast4452]

This entire time i could't shake the feeling the driver was going the wrong way just to raise the price

[@Ryroe]

Damn, all hail 1st person! This made this challenge much more awesome than it would have been without it.

[@tgsachris]

12:24 and that was Dan channeling his inner Chris Tucker there.

[@Mar19016]

Fricking awesome video Dan! Hope you do more GTA V challenges. :D

[@ItzNiekoyo]

I enjoyed this video WAY more than I should've.

[@PROTurkGaming]

This is one of those videos where you would question why you coulden't survive a taxi ride if it wasn't a Nerdcubed episode

[@BrwnSugDoll]

This will never not be one of my favorite videos

[@AshRain-nu3vz]

Jerome is the most dedicated cab driver EVER

[@mikkellopez8429]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I for one have learned two things: 1. Taxis are the best vehicles for mountain climbing 2. When taking a taxi, ask for Jerome. He will literally brave death and danger of drowning as many times as it takes for the sake of getting you near to where you need to be.

[@OneOceanTenOfficial]

"His number is five-five-five... I can't remember the rest."

[@MrDrProfPatrick12]

"That was green for 4/10 of a nanosecond" xD Nice one Dan!