Nerd³ Plays... Airport Simulator 2014

[@1111-e4p]

Voldemort realised that airports are the most miserable places on earth and decided that opening one himself and subjecting muggles to it would be much crueller than the original mass genocide plan.

[@its_mil_4816]

And this is why the Nerd3's Hell series was created

[@techcraft228]

And subsequently destroyed

[@mrsoupsir7165]

Coming from the future, this game is sited as the Hates series beginning

[@its_mil_4816]

Mrsoupsir ! the future is now my friend

[@Daniel-nn8mr]

@@its_mil_4816 actually no ride to hell retribution is the reason why the hell series began.

[@Drago365DX]

"After half an hour of playing this game, I see Al Qaedas point." -OfficialNerdCubed, 2014

[@cringelord9568]

When does he say that? I have to see that

[@minion3806]

@@cringelord9568 ...In the video you commented on. Ignore this super late reply if you already figured it out.

[@cringelord9568]

@@minion3806 I was asking what point in the video, genius

[@minion3806]

@@cringelord9568 It's at 9:33

[@winglessdraco4865]

@@cringelord9568 Now this is commitment replying 4 years after asking a question... wonder if you'll reply to me.

[@jamesnoonan7450]

Dan might be one of the most wholesome creators on the platform. He was hitting numbers back in 2014 2.5 million views this video currently sits at. However, during the adpacoplyse, Dan chose integrity and his own well-being over selling out. I don't think I respect a creator more than I do, Dan.

[@shaggy5906]

Not sure about anyone else but I come back to this masterpiece every now and then

[@IAmTanker]

I do too.

[@shaggy5906]

@@IAmTankerit’s such a banger

[@IAmTanker]

@shaggy5906 I like Nerdcubed's videos now, but I just love returning to the old classic videos like this or the heist videos.

[@alexbailey791]

I do

[@heylookthatboi]

Yes

[@RonaldSL-]

These "beep-boop" messages crack me up every time!

[@tiefling9369]

same xD

[@ghoulenthusiast5731]

+RonaldASL ロナルド Voldemort, please report to something

[@sgkingly8392]

+RonaldASL ロナルド same

[@haroldbluetooth5995]

ラマークロナルド same!

[@eevee-maylittlewood3171]

All flights are now cancelled due to a small crack in the taxiway

[@JacobBanerjee2821]

A speedrun of this game would be infinitely exciting

[@LouisLee08]

7 years later Dan played airport simulator 3, for his 10th anniversary joining youtube,

[@Unreasonable_Gaming]

Who still comes back now and again to watch this absolute masterpiece?

[@Razer_-fe9mo]

Me!

[@benstar9852]

So, I'm coming back for the nostalgia after Dan's latest breakdown.

[@MyPetalmouth]

On this episode of Top Gear...

[@the.engihere]

voldemort is too heavy for the van

[@zackskynightgt3227]

lol

[@marieatkins2175]

the plane will shit in the bus

[@the.engihere]

on tonights program fisherprice airplane gives birth to a skip

[@oscillation9814]

Tonight- Dan pisses in a Fire Extinguisher, Dan crashes into aircraft and Dan flicks a fuel truck in the air!

[@haro1810]

time when ding dong announcement: 0:00 , 2:11 , 5:50 , 6:50 , 11:46 , 14:06 , 17:20, 19:11

[@RonaldSL-]

+HARO You forgot the one at the end of the video.

[@Jay027]

only reason I watch the video

[@CN1Global]

19:11

[@TheRealUSArmy]

5:50 💀💀

[@passionategamabunta5337]

"So Mr. Voldemort, Do you have any special skills?" Voldemort: "Yeah, I can drive ever freaking vehicle ever, and teleport."

[@ksav5023]

I have a cunning idea! ENGAGE THE CUNNING IDEA! Immediately fails. Mission failed, we'll get em next time

[@halosfan614]

Coming back to rewatch this. I've realized he started this video off very joyful and seemed like he was about to play one of the greatest games of all time, then he slowly descends into hell

[@erickemper1688]

Just seeing the thumbnail makes me think, "Oh, nerd, what have you done?"

[@Hulan92]

Sapphire is iluminat

[@Hulan92]

Zane Drake-Donaldson ye da mlg way to say illuminati ywee smoke wiid evrdei (Jk)

[@thegamerfromhell8gametime575]

just like San Francisco driver

[@mitchellbirkett3441]

Love the announcements. *Ding dong* "When removing your medicines at security, please place the creams in order from most to least embarrassing. That's most to least embarrassing. thank you"

[@eptio9849]

dan screaming is the 2nd best sound i've ever heard

[@anastasiachampagne9213]

Eptio what's the best?

[@jemsta626]

The screams of burning orphans

[@arctic114]

The five stages had me dying

[@bartholomewdan]

It had him dying as well.

[@josephmanzo4000]

It is hysterical watching his mood drop from beginning to end

[@caitthenerd7470]

Why is it that the passenger planes look normal, but the cargo planes look like a small child's toy?

[@jameskoffarnus]

hello CCG

[@caitthenerd7470]

***** Makes sense.

[@pokemonfannursejoy3728]

CrazyCashGaming cause they got bought from craigs list or fisher

[@Likedheejxu]

SquaadZulu good one

[@thegamerfromhell8gametime575]

+Zulu and why is your picture of just text okay cmon let's not try and get people mad okay just make friends or just ignore the picture

[@willcrozier1879]

I fucking died at 'Voldemort, Huh!'

[@gamingninjakaz3551]

Will Crozier It looks like Voldemort told a lie and his nose grew back.

[@jballardgolf]

Aj Duncan or its Steve

[@eloquentlyemma]

I have returned from the year 2024. The world is f**ked beyond repair but the new airport sim is actually a lot better now… so enjoy, I guess.

[@AlphaStormMusic]

2:51 it took me way too long to realize what happened with the cargo opening on the plane… the developers set the culling for the geometry incorrectly… now I’m no game developer, but I believe that’s one of those things you fix in before you release the game? Then again, if you’re going to make a game this tedious that you’re excited by shit gameplay, why should you care about the culling on a set of four shapes?

[@echaen1707]

This is THE BEST OF THE VIDEOS

[@Weeman2541]

ikr

[@bondedblade9611]

Razor Glass! Almost exactly like razor blades but they're glass!!! Great to put in candy! Only $99999.99

[@umaludwig8958]

hehe

[@riithywav3608]

Devil's Biscs! Enjoy Satan-Shaped biscuits filled with red cream inside! Only $6.66.

[@matthewsworld08]

Ritz Gaming Well here in Canada we have no more pennies so it would be $6.65

[@dakrashayashi2796]

wilfred vatcher Nono.. 6.66 still.. just to make canadians have a awful time

[@thegamerfromhell8gametime575]

is there a sale on next Halloween 👹

[@SirPierre-o7k]

I'm gonna send this game to my friends, they'll appreciate that right?....right?

[@mr.accorn]

17:34 If you saw the thumb nail and want to see what happens....here you go

[@Ursulla55555]

Not gonna lie, the 5 stages of grief at 10:38 helped me pass my psychology finals in high school.

[@mothssmeat]

trying to watch this at 1am........ dont want anyone to know im awake..... why did i choose THIS video????????

[@EpicNoodle1000]

I don't know. What did you?

[@blakemorton2682]

Lol

[@mothssmeat]

many............ i dont think im ready for that many.....

[@firestorm852]

blazic funny thing is i'm watching this at 1am right now, and you know the rest

[@double0owen919]

Same here also help me I'm dying

[@mrmundyyy]

I pissed myself at the "Green Mile" Airline Part.

[@mrmundyyy]

teun studio The Green Mile is a Deathrow.

[@mrmundyyy]

teun studio The Deathrow is the Cellblock people sentenced to Death being hold in. This Airline could callthemself "Death Airlines".

[@tjashton3722]

+Mr Mundy Don't forget it is written in comic sans!

[@tjashton3722]

***** Comic sans is a terrible font. It is ugly and unprofessional, and has this reputation online.

[@kierancullen8161]

+TJ Ashton do you know what's better than regular Comic Sans... RAINBOW COMIC SANS

[@maxmurden3063]

Thank you so much for 19 mins of pant-wetting entertainment.....please do more!!!!!

[@oliverdefusco6313]

you call it pant wetting i call it cream making

[@jackmoroney3785]

I think we're referring to different pant wetting...

[@isaacl.4452]

18:30 DO A BARREL ROLL!

[@rosse119]

Awesome!!! Action editing FTW

[@hamst3rgod979]

Apparently this is top speed. its half a mile A DAY

[@kittlegame5550]

AFTER ALL THESE YEARS THE 5 STAGES OF GRIEF STILL GET ME

[@veritateseducational217]

This is my favorite episode of this channel

[@MasterGameKeeper]

I love the intro

[@mimi2]

time when ding dong announcement: 0:00 , 2:11 , 5:50 , 6:50 , 11:46 , 14:06 , 17:20

[@speed5641]

I LOVE it when NerdCubed gets pissed off by horrible games! Sorry, Dan, but you're hilarious when you fuck around with shitty simulators.

[@pokemonfannursejoy3728]

+Speed D IKR

[@scovelme]

Dan knows; that's why he plays shitty simulators.

[@Atreea]

6:19 "GreenMile Airlines , are you shitting me ? , makes me laugh everytime

[@bikutoso]

Somebody needs to get access to a PA system on a busy airport and play the announcement clips from this video over it.

[@kingofeurobeat5336]

This is the video that introduced me to Dan and what a video it is! XD

[@eevee-maylittlewood3171]

6:30 we ksp players call that the kraken, amongst other things.

[@Wockes]

This was 8 years ago...

[@MrNickwilliams1]

To think I watched this video 4 days after it came out I just can't beleive its been that long

[@Jebola]

Happy belated 11th birthday to possibly one of my most favourite nerdcubed videos

[@bIuebitten4675]

2:11 me when I present my project to the class and shout at the one kid

[@themightylord3879]

This is the video that got me into watching Nerdcubed

[@AgentWash]

Sigmund Freud would be surprised your five stages of grief lasted shorter than five minutes.

[@caydencat5823]

Don't know why but this was in my recommendations but fuck me if this wasn't a blast from the past, brings me back to when this were simple Edit ment to say "when times were simple" but I'm just gonna leave it

[@georgechlada4868]

The funniest 19 minutes and 17 seconds of my life.

[@tomallabarton2362]

this was one of your best videos Dan! 😂

[@TheForbiddenTimelord]

*this was before the hell series*

[@lionvlogz2323]

*gets game* gets bored* goes to an airport in real life* screams at every body* goes home* still waiting for passengers to unload*

[@ii_fury5751]

Fun fact: NerdCubed survived a shot in the head with a gun clichè

[@TheTBass]

I should go back and finish this. A warning to people wanting to get this (because I doubt it's been patched since playing it a year ago) don't upgrade fuel truck to level one (save money and level up to at least two)! I found that it had a tendency to get stuck in its own trailer- saving/reloading seems to get it running for a little bit but happens again; this caused about 20 minutes delay (and happened with a second gate) and a backlog of planes. Every time one took off instantly another plane will queue up on the runway.

[@mutnutz4036]

Ahh it been 7 years 🥲

[@doomotron6160]

I think this is the best video by NerdCubed.

[@thehoneypoet]

Looking at this game after starting a games development degree now causes me physical pain

[@stanleysimpson6013]

guess what would be fun, this as next Nerdcubed completes series

[@anthonykhneisser8645]

OfficialNerdCubed you are the best I love your videos

[@tyman1014]

18:25 is the hardest I’ve laughed in years. The worst and best in any game, the extreme glitches. Broken but funny.

[@gtrpaceteacher8775]

I came back to this for the stages of grief I was in middle school damn

[@andycanonoy1536]

I love that you mentioned Singapore.

[@caveopp7708]

The origin of Trump Airlines

[@prutata]

+Cave Johnson That's probably where we received all of that praying mantis DNA.. The mantis men were a complete ass to kill..

[@the_one_dude_with_the_face1908]

can you do your lemon rant?

[@Bkoded]

plz dont bomb me with a lemon

[@caveopp7708]

#MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain

[@frasercadman6111]

+Resyncs Not exactly something you can send someone to prison for?

[@IainRosen]

omfg the plane has like 12 engines and external fuel tanks. I LOVE IT

[@SL-sz9hm]

Nerdcubed is awesome

[@Aquelll]

Well the maximum speed on service roads of an airport is usually 30 kph. Except almost everywhere outside service roads it is 5 kph. So you are actually speeding around.

[@woodywilliams7417]

7:40 - 7:52 Sounds like a HowToBasic video

[@dumbccboys3582]

Best vid by nerd cubed EVER

[@phoebeattridge900]

Hands down one of the funniest videos I've ever watched oh my goodness

[@mebezaccraft]

ding, dong! "we are about to land, remember, we love to touch your heart after the ding dong" ding, dong! "everyone stop panicing, the magical flying bus has stopped, thank god" ding dong! "uh, im outside your house with the 200 cheese pizzas you ordered" ding dong! "anyone here named Brian Johjohjoa, a certian mark lampshitter has requested you come to the front under the statement 'I WILL FEAST UPON YOUR FLESH AND CONSUME YOUR SOUL', thats a brian johjohjoa"

[@rico5818]

Holy shit, it's been five years since dan uploaded this. jeezus christ time passes quickly.

[@shadophaxx2401]

Voldemort and Steve is the bromance I need

[@alwinpriven2400]

5:36 the number on the car is (some random letters)666(some random letters)

[@Mad_Dawg1230]

"Fucking hell's bells WAAHEEEEEEY!" this celebration sends me

[@mohammedhasan4262]

All your stages of breif and announcments just zoomed me with laughter

[@gunnthunder4500]

oh god i missed this so much!

[@64bitAtheist]

You should personally land 747's. That'll give the fire service plenty to do.

[@Vikingsquirrle]

you have to love youtube subtitles

[@sailfan6292]

ive seen this a ew tijmes and still love all his jokes, and especially love how he devolves into ust terrorising a poor airplane that was just trying to land. terrorising it untill all physics just break sending many thins into many different dimensions and just killing everything (including my sides)

[@oliverdefusco6313]

how many times is ew tijmes

[@angrybidoof847]

oliver defusco a few probably

[@AniGaAG]

_Ding-dong~_ "Industrial Cleaning to Date 1, that's Industrial Cleaning to Date 1, thank you."

[@Flyken2]

every time I watch this video, I need to eat cereal.. BRB... cereal time :D

[@Daniel-nn8mr]

The subtitles are amazing.

[@landnanners2011]

I like the idea of this game and by that i mean managing an airport

[@traumadol01]

Best banter Eva nerdcubed your the best XD

[@nonautemrexchristus5637]

1:05 put on captions XD

[@nonautemrexchristus5637]

1:44 lol! XD

[@Br1ckbuster]

If you watch this video in the right mindset, it's perfect and really funny.

[@libertyprime4381]

Watching 2018, ah memoreys

[@Thundahgolem]

Now I feel inclined to make a game exactly like this, but 2-d, rts style so you don't drive anywhere and constant planes coming in for some actual challenge

[@vague_velleity]

"It's wonderful. Don't play it."

[@gooner2288]

i like the start its the best part and the end too

[@solk1437]

When nerd sees click bait pictures on the internet , he makes it his life's mission to make it real

[@idk-sl7yy]

SIMULATING!! 9:13

[@PlutoOrBustDwarf]

That rain is painful to look at. It's like trying to watch something through a window as it's battered with raindrops.

[@brendenbarryinc.3420]

This video make me laugh every single time I watch!

[@christinevandale9786]

Omg the beginning LOL

[@XPlaneAviation]

This game has so much potential...

[@scj6693]

Why'd you stop uploading your plane videos?

[@XPlaneAviation]

+Nobienify hey. My new channel is Aviation Limitless. It's run by 2 people. I'm Matt from aviation limitless .

[@thetatn1113]

So when does airport sim 2020 come out? So hyped