Nerd³ Plays... Maneater

[@antonyblake2892]

“Hello procrastinators” “Jeff” the glory days are back

[@bananocat4023]

Oh the good old days!

[@1ax]

@@bananocat4023 the *best* old days

[@bingbong9463]

Fr bruh

[@mgb360]

When does Sasha come back?

[@steven.2602]

now all we need is the outro song

[@ruxaroh-2788]

The old intro, Jeff being mentioned, ive died and gone back to my childhood

[@MrPooBTW]

I almost teared up ;w;

[@B_Skizzle]

It’s just not the same without the jet engine in the background.

[@amazingred09]

Childhood? Fuck I'm old. 😂

[@tinky8888]

HOLY SHIT JEFF.

[@mangeee1357]

Me too

[@Mireaze]

If that's Jeff's dad, I can see why Jeff spent all his time at the theme park away from his family.

[@rowanaboat4523]

He even learned how to fly so he could get away from them.

[@DrDremur]

Rowan Aboat he wanted be the furthest from water

[@altsadhara]

Rowan Aboat His dad was great in water, like all sharks, but also very adapted for survival on land. As such, taking to the sky was the only hope Jeff had to distance himself.

[@afrog2666]

Abusive sharkdad, probably had a drinking problem..

[@Call_Me_Matrix]

"Hello procrastinators!" Wait, this isn't 2013.

[@devinpm]

Kind of wish it was though. This is a really nice throwback. There are a few things I might do differently if we got a 7-year do-over.

[@TheLiamster]

I wish I could go back to 2013 just to play GTA 5 again.

[@saccharinesilk]

ah yes, jeffery, for all 20 of us who have been here long enough to remember jeff the shark

[@deliriousdrama2.078]

I miss Rollercoaster Tycoon 3

[@possiple2126]

Not trying to be mean or anything but Dan's channel hasn't really grown much since those days so most of the people still around are probably from back then

[@saccharinesilk]

@@deliriousdrama2.078 Maybe now his computer is good enough to fill an RT3 park like the plan was...

[@pawface7271]

@@saccharinesilk That was more a limitation of running a game made for XP on a Win7 system than his hardware not being up to snuff, but I take your point.

[@cherri_chip7257]

I remember Jeff

[@antisocial-gamer7293]

No sharks were hurt during the making of this video. Humans tho; that's a whole another can of worms

[@bananocat4023]

@Garrett Smith can of humans.....mmmm

[@Eggy-bp6pj]

Dan: "this video, brought to you by patreon" Me: "haha dats me!"

[@josephharper9024]

Eggy 1632 *swings shirt round head while whooping*

[@evinwalshe8177]

"Oooooh listen to him squeaking in fear awww" *Sees he's being targeted by hunters* *Squeaks in fear*

[@josh_knowles]

As someone that had a pool in the back garden as a child I can confirm that having a shark in the pool was a very real fear, especially at night

[@jmfm-r2q]

Can confirm

[@Narmatonia]

**trailer voice** You thought it was safe to go back to the fairway

[@dmv118]

*trailer voice* You were wrong!

[@reecechambers3467]

*trailer voice* Sharknado 75 coming to theatres near you.

[@commenturthegreat2915]

After years of brutal suppression by the youtube algorithm, dan has broke free of his chains and is thirsty for blood.

[@goalhorncrazy9779]

Oh oh here he comes. Watch out guys, he’s finally back. Oh oh here he comes. He’s playing Maaaaneater

[@albinospino3089]

I knew there was gonna be a H&O reference.

[@rickshaw4842]

Lol

[@neeko9764]

OMG YES HE DID BRING BACK THE OLD INTRO

[@Foxfire_forty-nine]

He's said it the past several videos, kid.

[@narreths]

@@Foxfire_forty-nine It only looked like a temporary/one off thing then, now it seems to be back properly.

[@bananocat4023]

@@narreths And that's really nice!

[@TidusMino]

@@narreths Yeah it was a Patreon goal for x amount per month

[@jackwooo2297]

I think the only nostalgia we have yet to see is that classic outro song.

[@McHeisenburger]

Let’s play a game of “Where in Florida does this take place?”

[@biggusdickus4992]

Louisiana

[@jmfm-r2q]

@@biggusdickus4992 ah yes my favourite part of florida

[@HonestLeigh]

The swamp area is called Fawtick and there's a town in Southern Louisiana called Tickfaw.

[@FindingOwen]

New Smyrna Beach is noteworthy when it comes to recorded shark attacks here in Florida

[@tylerkelley2881]

The sharks from Finding Nemo have relapsed hard

[@Bmartin0429]

When you realize you’ve been subbed and watching this channel for 7 years, I remember when you played pain wit your dad and also just cause... ahhh good times

[@tdrive86]

Back in the day when each video used to get hundreds of thousands of views

[@Pelmite]

Literally been watching him since he had like 50k subs and was making a Minecraft series lol almost half my life ago

[@AurAGFX]

I'm so glad Dan brought back his good ol' introduction. Makes me nostalgic af.

[@vuongquocao]

"Watch out boy, she'll chew you up..."

[@toffes]

Finally, some backstory on Jeff!

[@SCORPION-ti2hw]

How is this 1 day old?

[@josh_knowles]

THE SCORPION I assume they’re a patreon supporter

[@SCORPION-ti2hw]

So the video would have been unlisted but patreons would receive the link

[@adrianwelgemoed9562]

He's back. It took years but he's finally back.

[@spicycalamari8891]

Bringing memories back when I saw this in my sub box and thought, ‘ok I can eat my food to this video’

[@Kiyajadie]

never thought I'd see the spiritual return of jeff the shark 8 years later :')

[@robert.1674]

We now have Jeff's backstory and a explanation to why he could fly and also why he spent a lot of time at the park instead of at home with his family

[@jg5001]

"Haaallo procrastinators!" Thank you Dan.😭

[@JMC-vh9yk]

I haven't watched nerd cubed for about 2 years but I remember hearing his old monitor in the background and things like rollercoaster tycoon in 2013-2015.And mainly "hello procrastinators!!" Side note:nerd cubed with dad was legendary (pain 3)

[@rjmadrid35]

I feel bad that the old viewers aren't tuning in anymore. I hope you, dan, are doing well and I'm happy that you are continuing youtube. You will always be in my top tier list of you tubers no matter the sub or view count. Thanks for everything!!

[@robinkingsley1772]

Chris Parnell has one of those voices you just instantly recognise

[@jmfm-r2q]

Honestly yeah Doesn't help Cyril and Jerry's voices are the same

[@depressedfrogpenis]

@@jmfm-r2q goddamn it Cyril

[@pearkore6821]

It's rare for me to see a game before Dan plays it, but my best friend has been loving this game recently and I 100% understand why. God I love sharks.

[@Someone89a]

So I used to watch NerdCubed constantly - took a break over the past year or two, then tune in for this one video and feel that I’ve travelled back in time. Feels like a lost video!

[@monkeycharlie809]

I haven’t watched nerd cubed in probably, 6 years now? And hearing “HELLO PROCRASTINATORS” sent me back to such a nice place and I’m so pleased to have rediscovered your channel.

[@ry4n813]

she's a maneater

[@darthozlord]

Ooh, here she comes,

[@thomasoshea6691]

Watch out boy, she'll chew you up

[@sheaconlonswain9082]

Ooh, here she comes...

[@CaptNSquared]

As someone who had a pool as a kid I was always terrified of a shark in the pool. The crystal clear pool

[@Dragula59]

i've 98% completed the game in 2 different saves and just need the boss. i blame this video for getting me obsessed

[@DehOllie]

Dan is also one of those only KZbinrs that actually make me consider buying a game.. I must have spent a fair bit just from this dudes recommendations.. And I love em

[@Dragula59]

literally this video influenced me to get the game when i was at the store the other day. absolutely amazing! thanks for the reccomendation, dan!

[@wesleymckay212]

Wow, its honestly crazy...... I use to watch nerd when i was about 7 or 10 . Im 16 now , and its just pretty weird how far this KZbin thing has gotten lol. I actually get nostalgic feelings hearing him say "procrastinators" it takes me back . Its awesome to see hes still at it. Idk its just one of those things that makes you think, this is as big of a part of my childhood as something like a favorite tv show or an old toy. Its a pretty surreal feeling lmao

[@oisinmoore2129]

7:36 this was why I couldn't swim on my holiday!!! THE NIGHTMARES ARE COMING BACK!!!!!!!!!!

[@TheLiamster]

The “hello procrastinators” brings back old memories.

[@YoshiManden]

Yes dan, that is indeed the same voice actor as jerry in rick and morty

[@AuraMaster7]

Grew up with a pool. Confirmed had nightmares of sharks in the pool after watching Jaws as a young kid

[@404DAD]

i have a real irrational fear of one day swimming in a pool looking under water and a fucking shark juts appears there

[@lordderpachu]

That Randy Orton joke was just pure 100% old NerdCubed gold from pre channel restart #531. Ahh good times.

[@angrybidoof847]

Wasn't expecting a Rosie and Jim joke in 2020, but pleasantly surprised

[@Hikikomori_ika]

I haven’t been to your channel in about 4 or 5 years! It feels good to be back!

[@iFerrex]

9:10 "Djeez, what would you even do in that situation?" Die, probably.

[@mr.bathroom6428]

Jeff The Shark is really going places. I am happy he survived all of these years.

[@Snaily]

Dan entering another golden age is the only thing left good enough to distract from 2020.

[@DehOllie]

I will also add that whenever I went to a pool or the ocean and I closed my eyes I'd always fear that a sharky boi would come crunch on my tasty bones

[@vdkylo7251]

yknow what i think i might go back and rewatch the entire roller coaster tycoon lets play again... just because of the jeff the shark reference in the first minute

[@smsnassau7258]

Please. We need a series on this game

[@angrybidoof847]

7:33 I know that's the nightmare for at least one man You stay out da water fat kid, glass shark comin' for you

[@eratinuwu1952]

Nice MBMBAM reference

[@wookieninja8879]

Fuck YEAH. 3D Hungry Shark

[@Oxen1997]

The trolley man go "Narp" The Angel's play "Harp" But the Nerd cubed shark's teeth go "Zarp".

[@TheGreatOldOneJay]

I'm very glad he's not a shark

[@TravelingPotheads]

Maneater: "it's an rpg!" Edit: "it's a sharkpg!"

[@MrBeastiemon]

12:50 Somehow they managed to make it so a shark on land can move like batman from the arkham games and that terrifies me

[@Sfx320]

8:32 And this is how dan gets a copyright strike

[@JamesMH]

As a kid who grew up with a pool being eaten by a shark was absolutely a nightmare

[@SpiritHug-band]

i adore live streams, but this video made me remember how fucking hilarious the old edited videos are! pure nostalgia, i loved it!!

[@gumumbe6324]

JEFFS DAD? you gave me so much nostalgia

[@calrawson7]

Imagine catching a shark in animal crossing and then it just goes on a rampage... AC:NH and Man-eater crossover necessary

[@PrettyPinkPersephone]

Cool shark fact, bull sharks are one of the few sharks that can exist in both fresh and salt water, and they do in fact thrash violently in an effort to concuss their prey to the point of a knock out

[@RagnorBC]

I love it; this is like '06 Jaws Unleashed, but done properly.

[@Sturdy514]

Finally i saw other people playing the game and wanted nerd to play it so bad thank god he is playing it now

[@SpeedBladeGaming]

You are funny on all of your videos. I’ve been a fan ever since you started KZbin. I’ve also been playing maneater it’s a very fun game.

[@lacoma631]

I'm so glad you played this game! Over on the Matn channel Matt only played up to where you started.

[@buba4267]

Jaws unleashed 2: he’s bigger, badder, and FUCKING PISSED!

[@billmclaughlin9186]

Damn the hello procrastinators takes me back

[@goodenoughright5433]

As one of maybe seven people that actually played and enjoy the old Jaws Unleashed game I can appreciate this game's existence

[@hehehe6959]

I'm glad Dan Is back to doing fun things and being very entertaining

[@ShenDoodles]

That is indeed Chris Parnell, voice of Cyril from Archer, Jerry from Rick and Morty, and Mr Peabody from the Netflix series.

[@davidorrom5143]

As someone with a pool, can confirm, ultimate nightmare.

[@nattiedraws]

Never did i think my eyes would see a Voremulator game

[@Lacertus94]

Very cool video, finally something that is not the first 30 min of a game with funny commentary

[@boi3736]

I would love to see a completes/permadeath series on this!

[@loganrandall780]

"Wooooooah here she comes, watch out boys she'll chew you up".

[@Fruitkakke]

Did I just hear a hello procrastinators? Have I died and gone to heaven?

[@GlitchTheF0x]

I'm glad he brought back the intro. KZbinr intros are a thing of the past now so now it's retro >:D

[@blax140]

all i was thinking about was Jeff and roller coaster tycoon 3

[@shaneskyrunner3703]

It's so nice having "classic Dan" back.

[@JAppJohnAndrewPatrickPeters]

Looks like the Jaws unleashed 2006. I always wished the Jaws one was more realistic, like people on the beach screaming and running away when they actually see a huge shark tear someone apart...but sadly nope lol

[@chasesin2216]

"I am a shark. Isn't that neat?"

[@ErebusAlekos]

Complete series! Complete series!

[@edwagner7809]

THIS is the Dan I grew up with. THIS

[@andypampreen8906]

"Because the fiscal worth of the internet as a whole is collapsing"

[@freXampl]

Basically, better hungry shark

[@richardchantlerrico]

Good to see a Nerd cube plays!

[@vikingman1478]

please do more of this best 13 mins of this by far more maneaterrrrrrrrrr

[@vikingman1478]

i meant best 13 mins of the year lol

[@notaword1136]

Well now I know that I fucking need this game more than cocaine

[@TheIshikawaRin]

This is like Miami Shark but a full-blown game.

[@danieladdison7322]

Finally you can play as the Shark from GTA

[@hamstersmash]

i just came from your f1 2016 video where you were telling Jeff to shut up, now you name your shark Jeff, hm

[@hoilst]

5:03 - Three words: Carbrook Golf Club.

[@angrybidoof847]

7:22 I guess you can say he's a pool shark

[@matthewneilson7762]

I’m so glad I have notifications on for Dan

[@TheBigWrestleMan]

This game was made for me, it's everything i wanted from a Jaws Unleashed squeal and more!

[@simoncharb.3284]

Please play more of this!

[@kenjibacha2699]

After Patreon Sponsor: "Hello Procastinators." Me: "HE SAID THE THING! HE SAID THE THING!" *procceds to froth at the mouth like that on dude on Kyoshi Island*

[@tnewton7834]

Always loved the procrastinators intro! Glad to hear it once more!