Nerd³ Plays... Garbage Truck Simulator 2011

[@Liam_]

37:10 "i wonder how good the crash physics are in this game?" *crashes into car* *tiny beep noise*

[@NerdCubed]

Replies make people happy and that's what I do this whole thing for. :D

[@mythbustersfan3456]

:D

[@mtndew4746]

@@mythbustersfan3456 :)

[@p3nnycraft]

Ingame date: August 27th, 2012 Upload date: August 26th, 2012 Me: *narrows eyes suspiciously at Dan the time traveller

[@aliceford3692]

It said August 25th

[@p3nnycraft]

+Alice Ford Ah, I didn't notice that part before, let me clarify the thing I was talking about. At 1:40 it does say August 25th 2012 below where Dan is typing in the company name. However, at the same time in the bottom-left of the screen it says 27/08/12 (August 27th 2012). Later in the video it even goes a day further into 28/08/12.

[@TS4KT]

Its because videos are never made on the day there recorded

[@p3nnycraft]

Tyler Scott True, but generally the recording date is _before_ the publishing date, not after. There's less time traveling needed that way. ;D

[@Nathan-dm9wr]

+Emily p3nnycraft the ingame time is way sped up

[@NerdCubed]

Right. Off to make MOAR videos. Oh and the Red Faction/Bully videos are private and REALLY close. Should be fun. You'll know who wins when the new series starts either tomorrow or the day after. :D Oh and a new tubecast later today! :D #somuchgoingon

[@JackFoxtrotEDM]

Ahh... I miss the old days of KZbin, don't you?

[@bartholomewdan]

@@JackFoxtrotEDM Two people watching this video within 4 hours of each other is genuinely a surprise.

[@JackFoxtrotEDM]

@@bartholomewdan It's not like we're the only ones who watch Dan's old videos, lol.

[@scratchliquid1]

@@JackFoxtrotEDM im here too dont worry

[@BenLubar]

Hi Dan, remember when everyone used to write like this on the internet because the internet was fun and not just a manifestation of a crushing sense of dread?

[@Dizzynoodlegamer]

"Riding a haddock across a bed of icing sugar" Well that's a phrase I want to start using

[@zacallen7995]

"OMSI's lovely physics"? Yep, being able to launch a double decker bus into space by spawning it on a shed does seem more realistic than this.

[@Manimal2222]

OMSI not OMSI 2

[@zacallen7995]

Ah, my bad. Thought they would both have the physics engine used, but do still think that it is more realistic, and sadly not in a sarcastic way...

[@devonhodges1466]

Devon Bus

[@devonhodges1466]

Devon Bus

[@devonhodges1466]

Devon Bus

[@Foxtrot369]

0:53 - Nerdcubed 2012 - _"That's like the shittiest Destiny ever"_ 2014 - *Destiny* releases on PS4... ;-) Oh well, 'Dustbin Destiny' held the title for 2 years at least. _(not picking on the PS4, only Destiny)_

[@vegisamalzero3681]

picking on the ps4 is a destiny better then destiny

[@7cooli]

"Oh they'll live, unless I've killed them" Makes sense Dan!

[@liliththeraccoon355]

Fun Fact! The publisher behind this game is still around. A game they published you might know of is Tracks - The Train Set Game. A fantastic little game which Dan has openly endorsed.

[@hippiechick7897]

I have watched this video so many times and it just gets funnier each time. I love Nerd³ Simulators.

[@Traindriver321]

NEWS REPORT! Did YOU know theres an outside world!?!?! I DIDN'T!!!! SO LETS GO EXPLORING TO THIS NEW "OUTSIDE" WORLD! Caution! There is no save button or ESC button!

[@PostalZimbabwe]

I agree with you in more ways than one.

[@zachanikwano]

Imagine what that guy riding the back must be thinking.

[@LeafShade]

Phil has a name!

[@zachanikwano]

Leaf Shade ahdgnjk sorry to Phil I forgot

[@thomassterckx549]

zachanikwano Phill was a good man

[@TheRaceAcer]

+Max Motherfucking caulfield "was"

[@joshuascott2864]

Maverick: Still is a good man.

[@GamingFreak35]

I do miss these simulator videos!

[@nathancritchley6054]

+GamingFreak I miss the old dan

[@anthonycraig4699]

+Nathan Critchley Why Dan is Dan he is still so fucking awesome.

[@dangergamercfc-minecraftan534]

I know

[@qryto5939]

yep

[@ArtyI]

Holy shit! DAN predicted the switching characters mechanic in GTA V! He's a wizard!!!

[@LeXaTrOn28]

+Arty Ivanenko IKR, he is a magician

[@somebodynamedwyatt8425]

+Arty Ivanenko Why do I think you said that Dan predicted the director mode in GTA V?

[@pokemonfannursejoy3728]

That's true GTA started in 2010 and they got the idea on multi characters from this except seeing changing with a wheel do 20 missions that's why it was delayed to 2013

[@zampy_]

GTA : SA started at 2003 and not only that other GTA Games were produced before that for GC or SSega

[@marceltroscianko]

A garbage truck feels "rubbish?" I'd say they nailed it. :D

[@Kilajs2]

uhhhhhhhh

[@RobloxianUploader]

Remember when Dan apologized for swearing?

[@michaelfreeman8835]

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

[@ScienceDiscoverer]

+DoubleBrick Gaming Productions eh I loved that times :'(

[@George_Azeria]

But that was a joke.

[@RobloxianUploader]

Cool.

[@finneganbyrne1012]

+DoubleBrick Gaming Productions Yes

[@Shomelife]

I will never not cry laughing at the bin that spins. I die every time I see it and watch this video. This is, by a large margin, my favorite of your video's.

[@nile2128]

23:38 I’m in a tree. *smacks lips three times* Good thing I’m a koala

[@wayneherby5449]

Ultra realistic empty city.

[@Tustin2121]

This game was just predicting quarantine. Clearly it’s ahead of its time.

[@voidhorizons9096]

15:08 - just for my personal archive of best nerdcubed quotes

[@ashleyklinkhamer2312]

7:50 fence fence fence wall wall ITS ALL BLOODY FENCE

[@runnygaseous2444]

You didn't fool me with that helmet cam you were wearing! You were obviously driving a real garbage truck, on real roads, in a real city and trying to pass it off as a video game, sheesh.

[@MrDerekAndersen]

its the Spanish Inquisition, not the Space police.... NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

[@tycosyco]

GTA 5 is a better garbage truck simulator

[@DaSuccster]

***** Call of Duty is a wonderful garbage simulator. All of the features of looking at an item, realizing it's a piece of crap then throwing it into a grinder or burning barrel.

[@PokemaniacKai]

ImFatAndFunny Like, COD in general? I think MW3 was the best garbage simulator.

[@DaSuccster]

***** I do like the classics but I also love...was it Black Ops 1 that had that space part? I love 'good' Space in video games. That's the only reason I enjoyed Ghosts, sort of.. because I was in space. Dead Space 3 was a failure of a horror game but at least it was a fun segment being able to float around in space.

[@007man23]

ImFatAndFunny You should check out the game Starmade

[@roryhg1495]

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE HE IS RIGHT!

[@nicholasdouglas236]

Used to watch this video as a kid crazy it been 9 years

[@joshherley]

Nostalgia anyone?

[@legostopmotionfilms3759]

Yup

[@flyingplanes3]

Definitely!

[@Dolne4]

Yes

[@AniGaAG]

"... emptying and compressing your load into the back of the truck." You really only need to change a single word in this for it to be really inappropriate.

[@rorygraham2162]

+Ani Ga im not sure you need to change any of the words at all actually :P

[@BlaizeTheDragon]

+Rory Graham "truck" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@ThatOneShortieHo]

The "haMAZING" lives rent free in my head 24/7

[@firstworldgamer5921]

HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS VIDEO!!! I AM OUTRAGED!!!! START A MOB AGAINST GOOGLE!!!!

[@CR7966]

Dan trying to get out of the cemetery is big Top Gear energy

[@bestrfcplayerrs]

I never get tired of these simulators. Cracks me up every time

[@ethan043]

It's amazing they could sell this as "2011". These are like 2003 graphics.

[@DeathSlayer1337]

this is an insult to graphics of 2003

[@0xs]

CS had the same graphics at the time.

[@Triplez43]

Who’s coming back in 2022 for the nostalgia?

[@fredsmodelrailways9697]

2024 for me!

[@repaidvaultboy]

That building has a light post in it The crew 2: I'm in

[@Cade_Squirrel]

what a Garbage Simulator! >:C

[@Cade_Squirrel]

Eeyup! :3

[@Cade_Squirrel]

***** meh... :/

[@Cade_Squirrel]

***** just something that happened irl...

[@Cade_Squirrel]

***** i think my boyfriend dumped me yesterday... idk tho...

[@Cade_Squirrel]

***** i dont even know what i did... i just hinted in a message to him that it was Valentines day, and he just deleted me from PSN Steam and blocked me on Facebook...

[@NBKVamp]

Hmm, well personally my favorite simulator will always be Euro Truck Simulator 2 -_- this game looks like GARBAGE

[@Sharonpowe440]

The developers of this game also made Euro Truck Simulator 2.

[@NBKVamp]

Are you serious....?

[@IndieJonesGaming]

shaun4225 no

[@NBKVamp]

haha no shit I knew he was joking about it being the same developer :P

[@IndieJonesGaming]

shaun4225 oh. Okay.

[@GeahkBurchill]

"Was that bin the Taaaaardis?" Chuckling at that one.

[@andyboy13100]

I love how KZbin gaming thinks this is euro truck simulator 2 😂😂

[@hpwebcamable]

OMG I GOT THAT MACBETH REFRENCE

[@goanimatenetwork3550]

Still waiting for delivery truck sim because I don’t care if it is the same as garbage truck simulator and tanker truck simulator I still want you to play them even if you won’t do it for those reasons I still want you to do it

[@XAuroraM]

51 minutes of pure joy:)

[@tvolkmann6392]

This simulator is garbage

[@CheeseburgerFreedomMan]

T Volkmann This pun stinks

[@christianoconnor9031]

34:53 all of the other bins: 🗑️ this one: 💃

[@cphVlwYa]

They forgot the comma between garbage and truck

[@gferrol118]

SAUSAGE!

[@kamisama469]

In psychology, procrastination refers to the act of replacing more urgent actions with tasks less urgent, or doing something from which one derives enjoyment, and thus putting off impending tasks to a later time

[@dexituspierce5267]

DAN AND PHIL!!!!

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

Are nothing to do with this video!

[@dexituspierce5267]

+KirbyMario12345 the magniflorous guy who's playing this is named Dan ya and he named the guy in the back PHIL

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

+Manuel Prieto oh lol

[@Butevv]

+Manuel Prieto The Phandom is everywhere >3

[@dexituspierce5267]

MsButev I know :)

[@ledgamergirl]

Trouerpfad is German for mourning path

[@mihax209]

He is literally the lets player that swears the least of most of lets players in youtube

[@ChomomoVids]

Maybe they titled the game after how rubbish it is.... Ironic game title?

[@FruityCHUNKZ46]

This is a GARBAGE truck simulator

[@oscarbristow1763]

LOL

[@devilsfancolin5070]

Lol

[@lynleybellingham4779]

LOL

[@zausberg575]

no pun intended xD

[@ESSAErin]

Haha

[@cbehr91]

I don't think you pointed out that no matter how far you are from the truck the idling sound remains the same.

[@callumbowyer1043]

Dustbin destiny is the worst? Bungie's Destiny is the worst. (6/10 -IGN)

[@gittonsxv126]

47:00 oh hell naw, combine all shit sims together into some kind of simulator world mmo? noooooo.

[@hankypanky5186]

2:56 *black character on screen* “And that’s annnNNN….”

[@andrewmpachetti]

He’s not racist

[@ubmoment]

Dan's new videos get about 30000 views some rare good ones get about 500000 old videos: over 1 million your reboot has failed now Dan please come back :,(

[@DumbdogsWin]

Well, it was either that.... or he quit. I think you'd prefer he didn't quit.

[@ubmoment]

DumbdogsWin i liked the renoot at the begining but now its just plays and completes and his completes videos are the ones that dont gaet a lot of views. i miss hell and hates, those were my favorites. i dont know why but, seeing Dan play shitty games and rant about them is so fucking amusing.

[@angrybidoof847]

UberCat oh gee I wounder why a 4 year old video has more views than a recent video. It's like it's been around for longer or something

[@DumbdogsWin]

Angry Bidoof EXACTLY

[@ubmoment]

Angry Bidoof M8 i remember him getting more views pre reboot

[@therealralts]

I guess you could say it's a pretty GARBAGE truck simulator! Eh? Eh? I'll see myself out...

[@bladewind0verlord]

i love how he can even make a game about driving a garbage truck entertaining

[@Markus9705]

I wasted almost an hour of my life watching this. :/

[@computerboy56]

Time spent wisely

[@freddiejohnston2637]

The docter

[@thescreamingderp4005]

***** this guy ^

[@BigBlackGlock]

OBJECTION!!! You wasted 51:01 minutes.

[@computerboy56]

LoneStarCBR500 He said almost an hour so he's still correct

[@mazdaroadster-mx5]

this game is garbage

[@sennadelouea797]

this game is a disk that you have to buy, however there is a link to the site that sells it in the description.

[@DRAGONGANG916]

LOL XD 23:41 Nerd 3 said " Now I'm stuck in a tree,nom nom nom good thing I'm a koala." I nearly DIED XD ;3 have a good day

[@djtjp]

Hi Dan, maybe you could try fishing trawler simulation or Ambulance simulator :) it would be fun to hear you're comment's about it :p

[@Alkimi15]

Street lamps sticking out of buildings is actually a thing in Germany. But nah, it's more likely they just fucked up.

[@NewEnglandboy453]

Red Faction Guerrilla? Minecraft? Terraria? SNIPER ELITE?? YOU ARE MY NEW BEST FRIEND!

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

Enter instruction: "Quit and destroy game"

[@sithalo]

what was wrong with the animations on the truck when the thing was going up and down? looked pretty good to me. i doupt the real truck model has like a ton of fancy cogs and stuff that all spin while its lowering and raising lol

[@felixrowan3740]

Loved the Cameron Frye voice :p

[@GhostOokami]

i love how the minimap looks like it was main in paint....

[@mrbigbadonion]

Binmen are on more than minimum wage, usually about £7 and if you drive the truck you're not on a bad wage at all. Especially for private companies like Biffa.

[@Razzlewolfflight]

Where did this craze start and where do these games keep coming from? o_O

[@foolsupright8512]

The space police: a very undercover, extremely under wraps branch of the secret police.

[@muhroo_]

Fence fence fence fence. It's all FENCE! I can't stop laughing in this part

[@Narmatonia]

Farm Simulator gets points for the humour of its glitchy crash physics

[@GuiltyMiner0343]

Thanks. Apology accepted and I have this thing called Elgato HD. It costs $200 normally. But I got it on sale for $140, it has and HDMI input and output and also has a USB, So it can be used on Mac and PC

[@sharkgirl811]

can i say i love the fact that you act like the top gear guys!!

[@ChrisTheGregory]

You haff violated die traffik rules FAR TOO OFTEN Herr Müllträgerfahrzeugfahrermann Nerd!

[@DiscoGlacier]

The life of Backlash when it isn't clearing paths for rogue missile trucks.

[@Forcefield23]

You'd think Phil would ride in the cab for such a long journey

[@wyattburke6103]

No one sees no one sues.- Nerdcubed 2012

[@Bobherry]

The Boxes thing that trys to get you to buy it is defineitly Loaded Words.

[@PMDFanA]

17:22 You were right about this being set in Germany. The bus stop symbol is the same as in OMSI.

[@BlenderGuy-i2n]

This was released on my birthday and also the year i started watching youtube and some other stuff.

[@hippiechick7897]

I would never play this game but for some reason I can't quit watching this Let's Play

[@FragileMotive]

The way he said "amazing" at 15:02 makes me wonder what his vocal chords are made of...

[@connorsimpson3996]

I love how there are only 4 videos about garbage truck simulator.

[@Applekinz]

How do you start the fluffing truck?!

[@Chewitt321]

Dan calls his fans procrastinators because if you're on KZbin, you're likely to be procrastinating. That's when you put things off.

[@lividteapotjames7361]

I now kind of want to try riding a haddock over a bed made of icing sugar.

[@Wretchedreturn]

You know your bored when you start dancing with the trash can.

[@KFKale]

-Cries softly into your shoulder- (This just got weird.)

[@DevilboyScooby]

Loved the "amazing!" Worms impression XD

[@malcolmmorin]

Is there a simulation for everything? Next thing you know, there'll be another called "Make a Sandwich Simulator".

[@reio__]

this city looks a lot better than what I was expecting

[@maximum9626]

The theme song of the game, sounds like "whatever you will go".

[@wyattburke6103]

That graveyard was full of freshly buried bodies.

[@Coen80]

there arte speedcameras in shopping-area's because trucks, and other deliveryvehicles are only allowed 20kp/h.. if you run fast they will flash you too!

[@LeglessLizard]

Couldn't you pick up two bins at a time? Maybe that's why there are two places for the bins to be emptied.

[@londonbusexplorer]

NEVER THROW A DISC IN THE MICROWAVE!!! IT WILL KILL YOU! THAT SENTENCE FREAKED ME OUT!

[@TheIrishRacer]

Homeless Man Simulator 2013 This game include's: Piss on your shoes using mouse controls! Steal an old ladys purse! Create your own cardboard house or garbage bin! Steal your very own trolley! And a stunning city made in 3D! Find some other homeless men and steal their beer! Steal your very own food! Run from cops! Get arrested! Go to jail! Fly a plane! Create your farm! Mind your crop! Buy your very own tractor! Basically thats how the company that made farm simulator will do it...

[@james87878787]

this is the video I watch whenever im drunk, it took me 5 times to write this.