Nerd³'s Hell... Grass Simulator

[@TheJesus_Christ]

You can buy portal for $10 You can buy gmod for $10 You can buy airships for $10 You can buy besiege for $10 You can buy terraria for $10 You can buy farsky for $10 You can buy papers please for $10 You can buy half life for $10 You can buy mount and blade for $10 You can buy the ship for $10 You can buy cook serve delicious for $10 How the fuck is this game worth $10?

[@offbeat4772]

I'm too lazy to look it up, so can u explain airship and the ship to me?

[@Evnyofdeath]

Zachary De Rosia Dan did a video on The Ship a LONG time ago. You can search it on his channel. Probably the best way to explain the game to someone.

[@TheJesus_Christ]

Zachary De Rosia Airships is a game about building airships using them in a war. It is a relatively unheard of game, but it is amazing. I highly recommend watching OfficialStuffPlus and his videos on it.

[@PiFilmProductions]

preach it sista

[@chaoticspark2639]

Jesus plz kill this game i pray to u plz

[@OohsAndAhsBros]

This would've been the most amazing tech demo if it got released back in 1998

[@F1Fan0001]

I got Euro Truck Simulator 2 for £2.47 I got both Portal games together for £4 I got L4D2 for £3 Also I am ashamed that you gave this guy money

[@Prominator123]

He probably didn't. He could've pirated it, but if he did pay him money, I am ashamed.

[@hazzaeatsshorts]

I can buy Sonic Boom cheaper

[@yangkaibeefbossthecowslaye5263]

Prominator123 steam are crap and barely give any money to deelopers! Still a shit decision though.

[@drakeeri]

F1Fan0001 How did you get portal for £4?

[@F1Fan0001]

Arran Gallon Steam sale

[@HighlightsCubed]

Coming soon: Blank disc simulator - Only £49.99!

[@Liam_]

HighlightsCubed - Nerd³ Highlights "Please pay £5 to unlock the main menu"

[@studefishernikal]

Liam Smith please pay $100 (because murica fuck yeah) to unlock movement. please pay another $100 to unlock the ability to see what the game looks like

[@mikauanaki4866]

Ender MineCraft Why America? The whole 'murica fuck yeah" thing made no sense in the context of your joke. If you are implying that American games are full of this shit, you should look at Russia.

[@rogatha7336]

if this becomes a thing i am killing my self

[@LingLingFromQLD]

He's saying that because he used dollars instead of pounds. But it makes no sense because countries like Canada and Australia use dollars.

[@Moleman978]

Has anyone made that ham sandwich simulator yet?

[@sandwich2473]

HA! I wish.

[@user-ow6bo5me4t]

Yes, I remember a copycat nerd3 channel doing it

[@Spyder638]

Yes, it's called "I am Bread".

[@SmallAngryNerd]

The essence of ham sandwich

[@Moleman978]

the emotions

[@soyboydivision]

I am fairly sure the the creator of this game intentionally made this game horrible as some sort of joke, and maybe it would have worked if the game was free. But then he decided to put a fucking $10 price tag on it, and killed any joke the game had, turning the existence of this game being a complete dick move.

[@SkrillexFood]

I think that makes it an even better joke.

[@55robloxmaster]

They call it a "joke" just so they have an excuse for not becoming infamous and still make money.

[@patrickhenry967]

In the Steam reviews for this game... There is a guy who has played this for over 100 hours..... Dear god... Someone save him

[@TheGamzers]

I think he opened it saw how badly he wasted his money and died with the game still running that's the only logical reason I have

[@patrickhenry967]

After speculation, I have come to the conclusion that he has, in fact, been kidnapped by ISIS and is being forced to play that abomination non-stop until he reveals incriminating information about his country. I can imagine, that poor soul, handcuffed to a chair, forever tapping that "exit game" button while he slowly decomposes.

[@zephiiyros]

Oh dear god......

[@Diggy246]

Patrick Henry I think if that's the case, then you can't save them....

[@patrickhenry967]

***** Nah, my ISIS theory is much more credible

[@Samurai0316]

Does anyone else remember when Steam had a reputation for being a place where only the best quality games would be up for purchase, and it had a reputation for excellent quality control, and every developer wanted to get their game on Steam because it had such a good reputation and could get their game a lot of good publicity just for being on Steam? Like.. what the hell happened to that? I feel like it started to deteriorate around the time Greenlight came into the picture. I mean, don't get me wrong.. Greenlight was a great idea, but if terrible games like this can get to steam anyways.. then what the hell is the point?

[@miksmash3231]

DayZ Standalone ruined Early Access games by being such a blatant cash grab... Why can't all devs and early access games be as good as Kerbal Space Program, Space Engineers, prison Architect, and The Escapists....

[@vjoogerperson]

Dan talked about this a bit, or something like this in a Soup with Nerd on his IRL channel

[@fionngijsemans4475]

Oh holy crap yes! I forgot KSP was in early access man that game is good...

[@NotFatJustFluffyHD]

Admittedly, it has lot it's rep a tad, however there quality control is in the fucking shitter

[@jaydharsandia1851]

RIP pc masterrace

[@mewantbrains]

My money would be better spent on a DVD rewinder from Amazon

[@Nothing-pb8hu]

I understood this reference.

[@mewantbrains]

But it's true at least the DVD reminder would be funny for a few min

[@delpantion6045]

+mewantbrains just smile and Nod and sllllowwwwly back away

[@elliotdavies8640]

+dèl Păntión what the fuck are you talking about?

[@RisingJake]

The fact that they charge for this game at all, let alone ten dollars? Staggering. Staggeringly terrible. But thank ya for alerting the people to this travesty!

[@JoshuaCasey]

Funny story. I just checked out the steam page. It's $7.99 now (20% off). lol

[@rednovember2205]

***** still actual MONEY!

[@JULIANOPGPR]

same for goat simulator

[@kapono299]

Nomad Brasil At least there is something to do in Goat Simulator.

[@Crazysamboy100]

***** the base price is now at £6.99, guess they had to drop it some more. Dan got completely ripped off.

[@genericprofile4847]

Looking forward to that pottery youtube channel.

[@lukefowler8456]

No

[@TheRedstoneScout]

Generic Profile Yep

[@WCreepyGaming64]

Same here! I can't wait for OfficialPotteryCubed!

[@AbiRoseXx]

Don't pottery... Craft.

[@scjones25]

Syl3nc3 Gaming 64 It would probably be pretty hard to make cubed pottery...

[@SharkBait19904]

I'm bored so I'm watching this again. I also looked this up on Steam. You can still buy this game for $5, it has 3/5 stars and a 6/10 rating. It also has been updated to version 2.1. And this is the description "Strap it on and lock 'n' load in Grass Simulator, where you will Shoot, Loot and MOO! your way through multiple game modes revolved around...GRASS!. Grass Simulator will revolutionize the way you look at grass; Instead of it being that green stuff that you occasionally see in your garden that you never mow (Yes - We know you neglect it). You play as Garry Rambler, a rogue mercenary that escaped from hell who has sworn to take revenge upon the illusive cows that lurk among the shadows whom murdered his family, stuck in a purgatory filled with nothing but cows, grass and more cows. Only equipped with his moustache, cliché 80's mullet and magnum revolver; the exact revolver he used to kill the legendary cow god that ordered his family to be executed, he must fend for himself in a cruel, unforgiving dimension". What the actual fuck.

[@Gman902]

+SharkBait19904 there is no hope for this world

[@harleyjune]

"only equiped with his revolver" does that mean that they actually took the other weapons out of an already barebones 'game' for the sake of a story that could have been written better by a four year old

[@loweflyer7778]

2020 update - it has a 66% review score, with the price still being 5 bucks. It also has user reviews from somewhat recently so people are still buying this thing

[@thelazygamingpanda3973]

The game sounds more interesting then it actually is

[@PrinceLeviathan]

At least the cows exploding is nice

[@profanegunman7586]

Drying Paint Simulator. To be released in a store near you for 60$.

[@YesNo-qr4id]

Homework simulator 90$ and 10$ for the essay dlc

[@Ozitiho]

Brandon Stone Holy fuck, I'm inspired. And it's like, actually just a still image of a freshly painted wall. And if you watch for over 12 minutes there's a jumpscare.

[@WishedDarkness]

Tecnophobe Charge 1$ for it you will earn atleast 618$

[@MrCrasherdog]

iama attacker Doing actual homework would actually be a better idea, which has never been said till now.

[@granpsycho]

Drying Paint Simulator really exists. Google it.

[@dallinlyons9984]

It costs 1$ for every minute it took to make.

[@KirbyMario12345_939]

*every second

[@cammackk]

Agent Paradox no I think it's 1$ per IQ point that went into this game

[@s.l.msedits7290]

I could make a better game in scratch

[@ArtyI]

I once sneezed in a game program class and hit the keyboard. That made the project I was working on break hilariously. It added a negative sign which made everything just spaz out and then I crashed the program. That sneeze made a better experience than this whole game.

[@josephmyles7067]

dont you mean a £10 for every mintute i took to make

[@jahpolley]

UNITY I AM GAME DESIGNOR!

[@commies2014]

I MAK GAEM

[@semjohnson1752]

I POT GAEM OWT WIF FAYR PRIC TOG!

[@ArtyI]

Translation: I put game out with fair price tag.

[@semjohnson1752]

IYUV GAYV DI STEME COMUWNETEE TUNS OF RESPUKETE BI SHERTUNGGG THEES GAIME OWT OPH MAI SHETEHOWL! Good job if you managed to decipher this message:).

[@CaptMono]

"I've gave the Steam community tons of respect by shitting this game out of my shithole." That's so accurate that I cried.

[@JustKyle43]

I'm sorry.... Did you say 10 fucking dollars.......

[@JustKyle43]

YOU FUCKED UP GABEN

[@JustKyle43]

I'm sorry gaben it twas not your fault

[@patrickharrison6293]

I think you need help.

[@studefishernikal]

Kyle Knight no its lord gabe n :P

[@greybeard29]

Gaben giveth the help, Gaben taketh away

[@groovylobster]

Also, it has Trading cards that you can get emotes from. The emotes say "gr8", "m8", and "GG". *Kill me*

[@patrickharrison6293]

Sure thing! (Pumps shotgun)

[@hannaraine2005]

How would you like your dose of death? I might be able to get you to catch hayfever...

[@marktopman1487]

I'll mlg quickscope u m8

[@Willeboii717]

***** gr8 m8 i r8 8/8

[@sscamc]

The "m8" one is $54 on the community market right now...

[@mattfrankman]

Dan is the Gordon Ramsey of games.

[@tomeanderson897]

You're not kidding!

[@jordanwall6113]

yep

[@shannonbriggs100]

Nah, Jim Fucking Sterling is.

[@ashtonhornbeck3896]

And this game is fucking raw.

[@dr.doodle7649]

It appears Hell is only filled with Simulators...

[@gmemstrBlade]

Dr. Doodle There may be a reason for this, I can't put my finger on it though...

[@crazysmith01]

It's like the devil made them

[@cheatsenabled1662]

Dr. Doodle This isn't a simulator though, it's the devil in virtual grass form.

[@roboleg8545]

gamemastr No, Only through it

[@turdferguson9452]

Exaclty. So many of them blow.

[@Soonfald]

I can already tell, Pewdiepie's gonna play this game. Then, all of the kids are going to play it. It's gonna be like Goat Simulator.

[@treasureturtle2794]

That's probably how it's gonna go, unless he's played it already.

[@101bluedrop]

he played it ages ago and hated it lol. I think his video was titled "worst game ever"

[@vastowen4562]

Goat simulator was an actual game though, this isnt. Goat simulator is SUPPOSED to be buggy. That's the joke. Sometimes bugs are funny. This game isn't buggy. It's just utter shit.

[@treasureturtle2794]

101bluedrop yeah, I vaguely remember him playing it before I unsubbed

[@4N1M470R]

vastowen456 Yeah, but Goat Sim isn't funny, because the bugs are GOING to happen, and you expect that, which makes it a lot less funny. Bugs are funny because you don't expect them, like it will be a serious moment in a game and the game will just bug out, that shits fucking hilarious. Like the beginning of Fallout: New Vegas, if you have ever seen the video of the guy talking to you at the beginning, that is funny because it is a serious moment. You have just woken up after taking a bullet to the head, turns out this guy saved you, he is just casually talking to you and then BAM his head starts spinning and his neck starts elongating for no reason. That, is what makes a bug funny.

[@grooviliciouss]

GOAT SIMULATOR, I'M SORRY, PLEASE COME BACK!

[@SharkBait19904]

This is worth, if anything, in my opinion about $.50 (fifty cents) because I'm sure if they had a budget that was it. $.20 for the guns, $.10 for the cows, $.10 for the grass, $.05 for the rocks, $.05 for the snow.

[@gindablechannel]

It was probably all free Unity assets. Not a single penny was spent making that game.

[@ducky8075]

Actually... The gun pack is 35$.

[@gindablechannel]

Aidan Brem I stand corrected. The game cost at least 35$ to make.

[@MrThetronica]

Zelyth and how many people need to buy this game for him to "make" money off it then... 4; at 10$ 4 people. How many people are going to buy this game to make a video of it... far more than that. This game is going to make him more money than he knows what to do with; he will likely make more of these inane games, and make more off it... The joke to this game is, That people actually bought it...

[@sarowie]

MrThetronica steam gets their percentages. Without that, steam could not make quality assurance and the store would be flooded with... digestive by-products of a herd of cows.

[@KottabosGames]

This is so very depressing, especially when I realized I knew where almost all these assets are on the unity store ... they didn't even change the guns and arms from the UFPS game kit

[@petardYT]

This game reminds me of the time when I used to be a lawnmower...

[@thebagelbomb]

A few fantastic games that you can get for the price of this game, or less: Garry's Mod Besiege Terraria Counter-Strike The Witcher Five Nights at Freddy's 1, 2, and 3 Hotline Miami Star Wars Battlefront 2 Papers Please almost every single Half Life game Portal Faster Than Light a lot of the Fallout games and The Binding of Isaac Just to name a few Edit: To all those who say Five Nights at Freddy's shouldn't be on this list of fantastic games, you may be right. I haven't actually played any of the FNaF games. I was just going off of the hype train for them and their popularity.

[@HighlightsCubed]

***** Five nights at freddies? No. No no no. that does not count as a good game anymore.

[@alice6035]

YOUR OPINION DIFFERS FROM MINE THEREFORE YOU ARE WRONG!!1!!

[@HighlightsCubed]

Flawless Mangaka Kishibe Rohan AND THIS IS THE INTERNET SO I SHALL ARGUE MY CASE IN ALL CAPS UNTIL 4AM

[@SharkBait19904]

***** I agree with everything except Five Nights At Freddy's. I mean Even when I see Fallout, any of them, priced as low as $10 I say to myself "It is worth more then that". I mean come on Fallout 3: GOTY $10 with all the DLC same as FNV with all the DLC. They are worth more then that.

[@thundervolt9764]

Flawless Mangaka Kishibe Rohan YOU CANNOT BE FLAWLESS MANGAKA! ONLY ARAKI IS FLAWLESS MANGAKA! THERE AN ONLY BE ONE LOLOL XD.....I...I think I just started to take my satire seriously for a second..... I need to get back to part 7.

[@nevaehpiee5001]

Per*grass*tinators loooool

[@LucasL512]

That joke is better than the actual game

[@zephiiyros]

Lucas Lambregtse Yes.It is.

[@lukkiluke2006]

even though it was bad......

[@procrastinator7408]

Complete waste of money Simulator 2015

[@gabegibbons6290]

+Procrastinator7 No, it's not a simulator. It wastes your money in real life.

[@Racewayelko]

+Gabe Gibbons The simulator is so realistic that it effects you in real life

[@ryanbacker4870]

Money is green, just like grass. That will be $10.00 please.

[@gildedbear5355]

The sad thing is that with a little effort these "joke games" could be worth something, not much, but something. For instance if grass simulator actually had the grass growing in real time and you could mow it and various weeds would crop up at times. Certainly still hell worthy, because who wants a virtual lawn, but hell worthy with some love and craftsmanship put into it.

[@Isaac_Jordan]

GildedBear The thing is, the "developers" who make this game are just idiots that think they can make tons of money off of them. They're the indie devs that get proud of these creations where Unity made all the work. 99% of Unity devs are idiots trying to make money and having the game engine do all the work.

[@Spacemarine658]

Isaac Aiello i wouldn't say 99% but a lot but if you go to places like unity forums you can find decent people trying to make fun games lol

[@sentient.falcon]

What is the link to the fourms

[@Isaac_Jordan]

Spacemarine658 Yeah Unity is a great tool but it's horribly abused. I love Unity but the stuff that some people make from it and are *proud* of (because, look mom! I made a game!) is just disgusting.

[@GeorgeMonet]

When I read Grass Simulator, this is exactly what I thought the game was. Just a lawn growing simulator.

[@Capt_Dango]

So is it just me, or did that snowfall map look so much like Skyrim that you actually think the maker took a section of the Skyrim map and just pasted it in here?

[@ThaMythbuster]

Spartan627 I thought that as well. I was actually suprised it looked somewhat pretty. I'm 99% sure he just ripped those textures out of another game.

[@c0rt3xt]

It's probably an asset bought from the unity asset store because I know for a fact the weapons and camera system are from the ultimate fps unity package

[@natemellenthin6315]

Spartan627 Noooooooooooooo... (sarcasm is used)

[@VoltageTHD]

Where? Winterhold? I don't think so.

[@JudgeBane]

VoltageTHD Looks close to the Throat of the World to me.

[@WhackyCast]

If anything, this should be a free "joke" game available from newgrounds, or something. Not a game for 10 dollars.

[@jackrobinson382]

Launching Tomorrow! Presenting... Nerd³'s Pottery Channel! OfficialNerdPottery

[@DefsNotAsa]

Ha... amusing.

[@sshmaro96]

Jack Robinson Probably more fun than this godawful "game"

[@DefsNotAsa]

yes...

[@kaollachan]

Luca Hewett dan should play some sonic 2006 it will give him a smile now

[@DefsNotAsa]

Ikr = I kill rabits

[@DaydreamAnatomy]

Richard got a D on this project in class, we had a whole week. No idea what compelled him to upload it to steam.

[@MadWasp01]

The developer's name is Daniel...

[@lamborghinilover777]

MadWasp01 Daniel Hardcastle?

[@MadWasp01]

lamborghinilover777 Daniel Davies

[@gajbooks]

MadWasp01 It's Richard because he's a dick.

[@ThatZommy]

As I watched this, a storm literally started up where I live. It's now the end of the episode, and it's gone. Nature hates this game.

[@dragoxk4542]

The joke is that you've mysteriously lost £10 out of your bank

[@charmedwings5673]

Less cus its doller ive lost faith in humanity it has had$10 for at least 3 mins of the video

[@JamesParkin27]

Charmed Wings what a amazing typer you are...

[@specificocean9490]

Charmed Wings Next time you wanna pretend to be smart and correct someone over something so small, how about you at least TRY to pretend you know the language you are typing. Or you know, stop being a colossal dumbass.

[@nemrod501]

Thomas Wildrabbit My good sir you are completely right! One should have correct grammar before correcting one's grammar too. otherwise he too may be misunderstood. Oh deary me in what a horrible grammarless world we live in. I do hope this happens no more! Or I shall be forced to let the grammarless peasants play grass simulator forever.

[@emmaballz]

Thomas Wildrabbit I sense you just had a mini-rage moment...

[@Steelheart624]

wow...dan is the only one who can bring me to a video called grass simulator

[@bridge9297]

i made a poem: Grass Simulator There once was a boy who bought a videogame, 1 week later he closed his steam account in shame, he thought id be funny, to waste all his money, on "grass simulator", that was its name.

[@Narmatonia]

It's games like this that show the flaws in the steam review system, as there are loads of people who gave this a positive score but then were negative and/or sarcastic in the review

[@AverageAlien]

that's not a flaw, that's a feature

[@ch5354]

and Dan was never seen again

[@greysonbourne]

Hello Pro-GRASS-tinators!

[@osarofrivia8350]

Greyson Mills Don't

[@greysonbourne]

I had to. Im sorry.

[@greysonbourne]

It was destined to be said, my friends.

[@Nottyastro]

Bye.

[@jodthewbee7615]

Some of the developers of this game actually left negative reviews on it saying not to buy it and that it was a waste of money. I heard that they realised that halfway through and tried to tell the creator, but he fired them. What a dick.

[@miaochoa5438]

yeah this sounds soo fun to play! Can't wait to buy it!

[@straightgee2066]

SUCH FUNN

[@TheRoobly]

me andI Seriously?

[@LucasL512]

Drame StopMotion VERY PLAY WOW

[@FantasticHaz_2]

Go away.

[@miaochoa5438]

k I'll leave now. Though I am one of those persons who actually laugh at memes. I am quite sad...

[@Fredfellow]

Don't tell Dan this but for whatever reason this game is STILL ON STEAM. (as of November 2023)

[@Gorfinhofin]

Snowfall mode actually looks pretty nice. If only there was a point to it. Also, the title reminds me of an idea I had for a game where you have to grow a plant and you can pick what each stem grows into and you have to keep it alive until it can reproduce, and then you can evolve new traits like thorns to protect from herbivores, or customize your leaves and flowers. Unfortunately I don't know how to make games.

[@internetalias1613]

Gorfinhofin To be fair Snowfall looks good, but that's because the dev just took the textures from Skyrim. Also when reading the second part where you talked about your idea for a game it sounded very similar to a flash game that I once played. Unfortunately I can't remember the game's name otherwise I would tell you.

[@MagicGonads]

they didn't even simulate grass....

[@MagicGonads]

I mean I was expecting more of a few blades of grass with detailed ecosystems around them and stuff about what happens with one blade of grass.

[@secritiveHalo]

Magic Gonads You were a fool to expect that.

[@MagicGonads]

Steve Halo Well, if you truly wanted to jokingly make a simulator out of grass, you would build it as if you were watching grass grow, have some ants around, and just watch the grass grow (In a really uninteresting way)

[@tbeau96]

Magic Gonads Why do that when you can spend absolutely no sodding time making the game.

[@ElselchoGaming]

Can't wait until dirt simulator DLC.

[@calvaughan27]

Next will be Game Menu simulator, for $30

[@MadGaming10]

The developer should pay us to download it, it's not even good enough to be free

[@EthanfromEngland-]

The thing is the snowy landscape was pretty nice looking (if he made it, which i doubt). He could of at least attempted a exploration game or anything, maybe something more story based...So shit!

[@zczc4793]

That would be stealing from Bethesda

[@EthanfromEngland-]

what would be...

[@zczc4793]

The exploration game thing

[@juliet4093]

Zycko Citruz Bethesda doesn't make exploration games....

[@sscamc]

Zycko Citruz You can't just steal a genre from a game developer...

[@ElselchoGaming]

Some say Dan is still locked in the main menu and the new Dan is just a clone.

[@cherry7up10]

This game costs real money.

[@Gycklare]

All of the random annotations at the end and the mystery vid take you straight to the same vid. This is truly a hell...

[@FunkPlaysHD]

Doesn't selling this game go against some kind of law?

[@pilotgaming7286]

never have i wanted the meteor that killed the dinosaurs as much as now

[@pilotgaming7286]

The Anti-Rim Chronicler oh i don't care enough

[@pilotgaming7286]

The Anti-Rim Chronicler that was the quickest response ever omg

[@Slulldom]

So basically as a rule of thumb, any game on steam that is over ten dollars and has the word "simulator" should be burned and never ever bought.

[@iZzMod]

Slulldom Unless its Euro truck simulator (or something with as much effort put into that game) is on sale for that price. There ARE good simulator games out there... But it's like finding a gem in a shit filled skip.

[@donhall06]

Guy Clark Surgeon Simulator.

[@pixelsthered]

Slulldom Euro Truck 2, Train, Tabletop & MS Flight Simulators can stay. They're all very well made and entertaining in their various ways for more than 10 dollars. And Surgeon Simulator is a clunky mess made in a few hours but it's actually good somehow, so that too.

[@theaveragepro1749]

King Arse Sergeant Psycho Bread Simulator(I am bread)

[@prophetoftru7h]

Slulldom Flight Simulator X is pretty good, and oddly enough I enjoyed the train sims.

[@The97dripdrop]

Currently learning Unity, my game looks bad so I'm not going to release it till I'm happy so I guess I have a shred of human decency whatever that is.

[@montgomerynathameion]

I can't wait for Grass Simulator 2016. I heard they will have exploding chickens.

[@Morazova1999]

I heard IGN rated this a 10 for best simulator for giving up on life.

[@ordanoath5403]

Who ever made this did a WONDERFUL job on snowfall mode at least. Perty

[@benwatson9099]

Yes the snow fall looks quite nice

[@ordanoath5403]

NinjaMario345 ... *awkward silence*

[@alice6035]

It's literally just part of skyrim

[@HalfAliveZombie]

Flawless Mangaka Kishibe Rohan No it's not, it's part of a game on the Windows 8.1 store called Zombie Sniper or some shit

[@GeneralsAlert]

Or they ripped it off from Skyrim

[@hyper4229]

(whispers) grass mask

[@dragonflymoonraven]

nah. that would've made a much better game.

[@YeloFelo]

Real talk tho, am I the only one who wants to see a NerdCubed Does Pottery channel?

[@MrTehAlex]

I came here from a man that was sobbing on the inside while making this video.

[@Fabelaz]

I was sent here by a man, that sent me here. Oh, wait....

[@thematty2303]

Oooh We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[@mun3692]

This game is like, When you have a bottle of Coke, And you drink all of it. And that little part of you just goes "You Twat, Buy me another Coke" I don't know where I was going with this.

[@toastghost9145]

The joke's on us. If you kill all the cows, it switches to a surprisingly fun (and functional) game.

[@Joseph-cm9og]

David Bost really?

[@toastghost9145]

Definitely. Beyond a shadow of a doubt.

[@PrinceLeviathan]

Gotta jump 1 million times on a random pixel while headshotting every cow

[@forttrof1]

Who is here because of the mystery video?

[@jmanrocks152]

I feel so sorry for you

[@jamesstevens9621]

Lethal Insanity I was sent here by a man with gras........ wait a minute

[@forttrof1]

Jonathan Phung Why?

[@jmanrocks152]

Well I heard a rumor that all the mystery videos linked to this

[@forttrof1]

Jonathan Phung That's the joke...

[@meme_archbishopofbanterbur4125]

love how he sounded so happy in the beginning and then slowly got more and more depressed 😂

[@MuseofDiscord]

Lol, not even 1000 views yet, this is clearly a popular game.

[@cameronli7382]

Muse of Discord Well, 30 minutes later, its at 15000.

[@zekeweird]

WUV you discord

[@Streetboy247]

Check again

[@justanaverageguy912]

funny, i am currently eating maltesers.

[@maxbogaers]

Øwesome i like maltezers

[@TheBinaryGuy]

Yum.

[@GregZt]

Døde Brø Same. :)

[@RickyPro888]

"I've got a mace, do I have a Windu?"

[@lunarlunatic274]

"Poo-De-Pie" Great pronunciation.

[@74oshua]

Thank god for the steam refund system...

[@adelweiss7265]

The joke is in the sarcasm!......

[@foofin25]

You should play "The Graveyard" They tell the ending of the game in the fucking steam store description

[@creeperkick]

still better gun mechanics than call of duty...

[@connorbuchanan9508]

+Aksel Sorknes Ha.

[@getmemybleach742]

N01c3 m3m3 m8t3 7331/-0 w0u1d m3m3 @g@1n

[@SamanthaVess]

RIP Dan's will to live.

[@OneOceanTenOfficial]

I've often spoken the phrase "I'd rather watch grass grow." while engaged in some activity I find absolutely boring. But now I've found a game that causes me to ACTUALLY want to watch real life grass grow than play this game.

[@JCstock]

Dan is truely incredible. The game crashed and he actually had the will to launch it again.

[@callofdeadly3]

Please Dear God no one make a Paint Drying Simulator...

[@TheGamzers]

Don't put ideas in their empty heads they'll actually think that's a good idea

[@Tsoglav]

RYUKO DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS YOU ONE STAR IDIOT HEAD

[@callofdeadly3]

...My faith in Humanity is lost...

[@isaacargesmith8217]

***** Greenlight has one job and it's going to blow it again probably.

[@J7Handle]

Isaac Argesmith Dr Edward No... fucking... way...

[@laughercake3156]

1999, we had half life, and half life : opposing Force, two amazing games for their time and now, in my opinion......16 years later..........we have this....................I want to die.

[@pointlesscastaway]

this game was a success probably took less than an hour to make but pewdiepie and other youtubers now including Dan bought it provoking their combined audiences to buy the bloody thing.

[@studefishernikal]

pointlesscastaway I saw the shittiest game ever. I think im going to buy it - what you think other people r

[@fluffygutts2240]

Steam has a lot to answer for!

[@Narmatonia]

The mystery video for this should've linked to an unlisted video of him dubbing over a pottery video

[@natsusekai6190]

The game costs 10$ because that's how much it cost to make it.

[@StrikerMk2491]

Yes, because costing more than games, indie games with more content, yes, because that's legitimate.

[@PoprossRocks]

You can make some alright games if you actually bother, for free.

[@THEMONKEYWITHNOSOUL]

>Implying 9gag's memes could be funny for anyone

[@Internetzspacezshipz]

>Implying greentext on KZbin

[@XiodeMusic]

Internetzspacezshipz >implying text isn't not green >non green text becomes basic maymay arrowz, -8 to intelligence

[@THEMONKEYWITHNOSOUL]

>I'll put green text where I like

[@josephjameson7984]

Internetzspacezshipz ...

[@josephjameson7984]

If you guys died, no one would miss you

[@wolfieeeee256]

I've been waiting years for this pottery channel.

[@danielmacpherson8487]

Congratulations in being the only person to ever (and the only person that will ever) buy this game!

[@TFSimple]

jim sterling did it too.

[@ChrisLeeW00]

Only KZbinrs bought it I hope.

[@Axon4000Gaming]

Nah, the US government bought several copies of this game as well for the CIA's interrogation department. It worked well on the prisoners at Guantanamo Bay from what I hear.

[@zedonkgaming8908]

Damn, I feel sorry for those terrorists in Guantanamo Bay. That's rough, even for them.

[@jacobhalbrook5002]

I bought it for a friend who gifted me Mountain.

[@andrepaynter630]

The funniest part about this game is the price

[@PancakePutin]

agreed

[@letmeshowumypkmn]

I'm not sure what's worse: This game or witnessing Dan's soul slowly shrivel

[@gferrol118]

Which would you say is worse... Air control or this?

[@katorgahd700]

gferrol118 this by far....

[@matthewlithgow8578]

gferrol118 I think a gun to the face would be better

[@AOP2099]

Air control was the sonic '06 of steam, where it was so unbelievably bad that it was hilarious unintentionally. This is just unironically boring and painful to watch, and is more like the Sonic Boom of steam in that way.

[@Caphalem]

gferrol118 I'd still go for Air Control to be worse, not that I don't mean harm to this shit's creator.

[@vjollila96]

sonic '06 is best game ever compared to this shit

[@Tarkenfire]

You're giving the guy a bit too much credit to think that this was in any way good faith, "for the lulz meme-no-scope funz-I-spelled-it-with-a-z-to-make-it-more funz". As a programmer of admittedly not games, but still things people pay for, this is neither funny nor cute. It's someone who I'm assuming borrowed their schools Unity3D pro license and wanted to con people out of their money under the guise of being meta. At least with most crappy simulators, there is some sort non-malevolent intent. Once the Farming Simulator people got money from all the youtube videos of people catapulting cars and whatnot, they fixed the physics in the 2015 version, (subsequently removing the fun part of it). But they cared. It wasn't "das-lols, farming is un activity that is boring, let us make a game of it for 30 euros". This is con artistry, and probably pisses me off more than it should.

[@subzerotheiceninga8254]

2 years later Grass simulator 2 More spinning and dancing cows As well as cows who takes the drugs that the developers took while making this game

[@619undertakerwwe]

Am I the only one who feels sorry for Dan? No one, and I mean NO ONE should have to sit down and play these piece of shit games. Not even for a "joke" or for KZbin. Anyone else think that?

[@MrThetronica]

TheReviewChannel I couldn't help but feel sorry for us viewers having to watch the pain he went though to make this video for us. Usual Dan is much chipper than this, and actually... well commentates on the video. This; there was nothing to say about this. We got a video of basically him just; contemplating killing someone. If only I could actually hear what was going on in his head.

[@Arcyguana]

***** You are an absolute dipshit...

[@zacman246]

***** you dont belong here man, leave now

[@tommoorcroft2026]

Well he gets paid

[@619undertakerwwe]

Thomas Moorcroft Unless if he's getting Bill Gates' fortune, then he shouldn't have had to play this "game."

[@Ethan-dp1hr]

I mean... It was called grass simulator, how good did you expect it to be?

[@Daniel-nn8mr]

With the name grass simulator I thought it was were you just smoke weed.

[@pyryvirtanen6081]

This game is art... Considering art is shit in my opinion this sure does deserve that tittle...

[@ze_rubenator]

Dah Magpie "art is shit." Really. A world without art would be immensly dull.

[@thattwitalex]

Ori and the blind forest.

[@pyryvirtanen6081]

Ze Rubenator Okay sorry I might have generalised a BIIIIIIIIIIT too much. I was talking about modern art. All those bollocks sculptures and ''cool'' paintings.

[@LexSchilperoord]

Dude, it just depends on what YOU would call art :)

[@pyryvirtanen6081]

Lex Schilperoord Indeed my friend :)

[@rexy1411]

quick its on sale on steam 20% off for 24 hours

[@rexy1411]

it actually got recommended by a steam curator

[@Racecarlock]

Play the octodad short episodes. The one with the fancy dinner and the nurse one. You've more than earned it.

[@helm8830]

This and frick'n UNDERTALE are the same price...face palm

[@johnfolds53]

I would rather play this than that undertale piece of garbage

[@helm8830]

+John Folds are you high?

[@helm8830]

+NeinSnepr *face palm*

[@helm8830]

+NeinSnepr have you played it

[@helm8830]

+NeinSnepr it's still miles better than a game about grass

[@theskyriderschannel]

ProGRASStinators

[@justanaverageguy912]

*sigh*

[@321MCMgaming]

This game isn't simulating being grass, but instead simulating what the creator saw when he was high on "Grass"

[@chevyyy6487]

This is society today?... WAKE UP WORD!!! IN AFRICA THERE IS 60 SECONDS IN A MINUTE AND PEOPLE ARE PLAYING GRASS SIMULATOR?!

[@chevyyy6487]

This game is for environmentalists that like guns

[@rAVENisntREAL]

What? In Africa, there are sixty seconds in a minute. And people play the game. I truthfully don't really know how to respond to that. If you meant something else, but goofed and absent mindedly typed it wrong, I would delete and repost

[@chevyyy6487]

AmericanRaven there will always be sixty seconds in a minute...

[@jravee5994]

i don't even i definitely don't even