It's Groundhog Day in Police Simulator: Patrol Officers | Nerd³ Plays

[@ianmiller6040]

7:05 The most accurate thing about this video is a police officer literally waiting a few hours by a parked vehicle to ticket it for illegal parking the second it hits noon. Great video.

[@josephhelgersonjoseph6115]

Has this happened IRL?

[@scottkeen96]

@@josephhelgersonjoseph6115 It happens quite a lot actually, you'd be surprised.

[@vidmasterK1]

Literally waiting? He or she or they didn't have a traffic crash or a domestic violence call or something to respond to in that amount of time?

[@thepinkplushie]

@@vidmasterK1 if youre on a foot patrol for traffic and littering then no. This is pretty much the only thing you have to do and because there's way too many police relative to what theyre supposed to be doing, a lot of officers literally are just waiting around until something happens that they can technically get away with calling an infraction.

[@lastchretien]

@@josephhelgersonjoseph6115 a lot of jurisdictions have separated parking enforcement from policing, so yeah, you do see parking enforcement folks just waiting around occasionally on specific streets or areas that have peculiar parking rules in order to issue a lot of tickets once the time changes.

[@probablyalex]

Hmmm gravy

[@lucidiosyn3365]

Yvarg Mmmh

[@HugeHole420]

I was gonna say that. Totally not gravy

[@orana03]

What kind of gravy we talking?

[@metetural9140]

@@orana03 the good kind

[@drozycoder2007]

@@orana03 pink gravy Kreygasm

[@Lewrid]

When he got hit by the car and pinged off into space, I swallowed my snack wrong.

[@fishpop]

I can't decide if you're referring to 9:39 or 15:15...

[@rusinoe8364]

Which way did you swallow it..? Snacks don't go in those other holes, you know

[@Pinkooru]

Was it hot?

[@Notcertifiable]

Did you swallow a swimming pools worth of air in a fraction of a second?

[@kaden1034]

This reminds me of Dans' old videos. I LOVE IT.

[@metetural9140]

Yeah back in 2013, that was only... 8 YEARS AGO?!

[@callummclachlan4771]

@@metetural9140 I feel old now

[@metetural9140]

@@callummclachlan4771 i know

[@alfie_anderson]

8:33 Dan spent the whole day as a police officer dishing out parking tickets only to miss a car accident happen right in front of him.

[@ThatOneShortieHo]

Priorities

[@acrichardson1]

3 US flags in a room the size of a broom closet. Yeah, that seems about right for us...

[@rowanaboat4523]

The inner thoughts of Frank Miller: “Why has everything gone black and white?” “Why do Americans call them chips when they’re quite clearly crisps?”

[@5Andysalive]

Germans call them Chips too btw.

[@Xatzimi]

Crisps seems correct, they are crispy. But then, fries are fried too. What is a chip, then?

[@WelcomeBub]

@@Xatzimi Well going by chocolate chips, clearly chips should only refer to small, chipped bits of something whole.

[@danb4900]

@@WelcomeBub Well... poker chips

[@metetural9140]

@@AgentTasmania "The lawless land"

[@scj6693]

real fans remember the GTA IV "be the police" video from 8 years ago

[@silentbook4468]

Or the slightly newer Autobahn Motorway police simulator!

[@joshc1981]

Oh god. 8 years. I remember that video coming out.

[@phantomkitten73]

That bit where he called like a hundred cop cars to arrest the one guy who had a hammer, and he drove away, revealing how many he called, that bit had me laughing for like 5 minutes.

[@Tyrope]

I didn't, but now that you mention it... EIGHT YEARS?!

[@unoriginalname4426]

2:20 it’s nice to see that after all these years, Dan’s tense music hasn’t changed one bit.

[@Mireaze]

I can't believe Dan got sponsored by gravy, what a damn sellout

[@MuffinTM]

ikr, what's next, infinite rice pudding?

[@metetural9140]

@@MuffinTM hmmm rice pudding

[@gdwnet]

As long as he isn't riding the gravy train........

[@joakimberg7897]

@@MuffinTM I think patreon is next

[@theoleltheolel1675]

This is the classic nerd cubed we like to see. Hilarious

[@MrBaconstrips13]

The arrested for robbery bit and the "What?!" was the hardest I have laughed in a while. Oh my god

[@potatosordfighter666]

“Something something power something sb...omething responsibility...ugh” is an accurate summary of American police attitude I feel

[@marcjohnson3553]

This could easily be 2 hours longer and I’d watch all of it

[@codydelafleur4106]

8:32 a casual car crash skillfully avoided by the use of reality altering powers

[@starguy321]

Funnily, losing points that have no bearing on the real world is probably what actual American police get for abusing pedestrians

[@YodatheHobbit]

Feels like it's been eons since Dan did a simulator video.

[@BFYbn]

This is essentially 3D Beat Cop but without an interesting story.

[@NickNoobles]

Its lspdfr but shit

[@JayC-xv9lh]

This felt like vintage Nerd3 I loved it

[@joakimberg7897]

Nice pfp

[@JayC-xv9lh]

@@joakimberg7897 By Lone digger from Caravan palace

[@joakimberg7897]

@@JayC-xv9lh ty, but I know that already, hence the compliment :)

[@JayC-xv9lh]

@@joakimberg7897 ayee thanks (:

[@MelficeSilesius]

"No parking... on a Wednesday..." No more conduct points... for Daniel...

[@MelficeSilesius]

Not sure why that is, incidentally. It was Wednesday, and it was noon, so...

[@TheLiamster]

It is Wednesday my dudes.

[@walnzell9328]

@@MelficeSilesius He gave the wrong citation.

[@walnzell9328]

@@midori8550 It looks like there was actually a specific violation for stopping at a street sweeping spot.

[@phantomkitten73]

Civilian: "IT'S SO MUCH MONEY!" $25 is a pretty cheap ticket for most anything.

[@aturchomicz821]

Poverty though?

[@walnzell9328]

Jaywalking and getting caught: $25 Jaywalking and getting hit: Hospital and/or funeral expenses Take your pick.

[@renaigh]

maybe there was a recession

[@corgistaniel1150]

Not even 3 minutes in and he's already harassing a random black person by asking them for ID without cause, truly getting into the mind of a police officer, Dan. Amazing roleplay.

[@plaguedoctor4411]

I hope thats sarcasm. Hard to tell nowadays sadly.

[@orrins8554]

@@plaguedoctor4411 i mean they’re not wrong, it is very accurate roleplay

[@REDARROW_A_Personal]

On top of that he arrested the women on false charges, when she told him about her Lawyer. Knowing a lot of stories about the police. Thats one way to get the Department Sued and the Cop Fired.

[@bryrk]

the graphics of this game are weirdly reminiscent of GTA. maybe this is what GTA VI should be; finally, we see the city from the perspective of the police who work in the midst of extreme crime that is limited to just the city they work in

[@kballs94]

Would make more sense if it was focused on police corruption and injustice and other unlawful activities by police like in training day

[@firstnamelastname1082]

@@kballs94 what does that have to do with gta

[@jimmyhopkins1]

@@kballs94 yeah I dont know man sounds like you just want rockstar to be topical just for the sake of being topical.

[@tree427]

police brutality sim

[@dontminchinit2656]

@@jimmyhopkins1 haha rockstar satrizing politics and real world events in their games. Yeah right, as if they would ever do that.

[@MuffinTM]

he's the best police officer i've seen in my life.

[@Disarray-c2o]

At four minutes and thirty-eight seconds, Dan learns the attitude of American police. And all it took was being able to issue a parking ticket... The world may not be ready.

[@mrd7562]

Haha when dan said "todays sponsor, gravy" I said mmmmm at the same time as him. Good to know out minds are in the same place

[@silentassason]

"The police can be policed?" I mean IA exists but most of the time the worst outcome is paid vacation

[@walnzell9328]

And the police union goes all mobster on the city government.

[@gdwnet]

9:39 you must have given him a ticket the previous day!

[@01ZombieMoses10]

I love how giving someone duplicate tickets reduces your conduct points by 15 but literally tasing a pedestrian with no warning only reduces it by 5...This game is WAY too real for me

[@chiptuna8292]

It reduces it by 20

[@ApatheticTwink]

"How do I walk? I feel like walking is importan- There's a Jumper, Quick, Run!" Never change ADHD Dan.

[@bandwagon240]

Those Patreon folks are getting a rare treat with a video once every 2 months lately. When it rains, it pours...so special after a drought.

[@jarthhouse4444]

Gravy was a good sponsor I feel. It goes well with pork.

[@smarthuman641]

mmmmm

[@GryffindorJess]

"My career is basically over" - Dan, just say you feared for your life and you'll have no consequences whatsoever.

[@SwarupDukuria]

Of all the channels I have subscribed, no one made me laugh and had a good time watching police simulator, all were serious and doing the thing. Dan as always does things differently.

[@Mr_OzZy71]

I like how those are Massachusetts license plates based on the color scheme and slogan, while it's in a place that I'm pretty sure is modeled after Broghton MA. I find that funny because I'm from mass lol

[@Monuver]

> Walk through futuristic jurisdiction field > Get fired > Get instantly re-hired by department on other side of jurisdiction field because that's how the US police system works

[@DieselWeasel]

I didn't know they made a Judy Hopps simulator.

[@broganscovers4455]

Damn it. I thought I'd be cool and get a simulator you don't have, then you got it

[@legaming4859]

One of the main reasons why nerdcubed is so amazing other than the fact that he's hilarious is the fact that he doesn't care that he isn't getting hundreds of thousands of views anymore

[@ۥٴٴٴٴۥۥٴٴٴٴۥ]

I don't watch Nerd3 that much but when I do he's voice make it so nostalgic like I'm watching an older video in the past.

[@BloodyMobile]

I'm glad that even though it's been over 2 years since I've watched a video, everything's still the same: "How do I KILL someone?!"

[@enz025]

Love it when KZbin doesn't bother to notify you of a new Dan upload

[@Queebers__]

From what I hear, you have to play about 3 hours of foot policing before you even get a call.

[@mro123]

I wanna see Dan advance far enough to drive a car

[@Just_Tong]

If only one of his lines were "Now this looks like a job for me"

[@YouTubeGetsWorseEveryUpdate]

7:24 He's the Bosh King

[@scragar]

I love how Can gets pinged multiples times about losing conduct points because he's giving tickets for the wrong reason, but continues to give tickets for the wrong reason anyway. It's like watching gray still plays but with slightly less focus on just wanting weapons to kill people from the start.

[@teabags3632]

I’m glad Dan chose to be a KZbinr cause he would be a absolute menace to society

[@flipperz0362]

I knew you’d like Farming Sim!

[@yamikorachel5069]

This is the nicest American Police officer I’ve ever seen

[@JakeyKoop]

"Im giving you a ticket for littering" 'My Lawer will take care of it' ... "I'm placing you under arrest for armed robbery"

[@oneofmanyjames-es1643]

Dan hopped on that gravy train and is now owned by Big Gravy

[@Yippiia]

Ahhhhhh nerd cubed is at his best playing simulators (or just cause of course)

[@discflame]

took five minutes to go from issuing parking tickets to tazing eldritch horrors. just another day at the precinct

[@nobel11]

Officer Frank Miller? There's a fairly good chance you could end up as a Robocop.

[@renaigh]

Groundpig Policemen sounds like a Nightmare

[@Mini_Squatch]

My my my, a rare NerdCubed video. I miss his videos. I don't have time to watch the streams, even in vod form

[@tomebers8683]

Yes an old school style video !

[@lorrgr]

Ok yeah so I'll definitely need more of this thanks.

[@UrsusDerpus]

Is that DC Douglas? Are you playing as Wesker, the patrol cop?

[@Xatzimi]

It definitely sounds like him but I don't think this would have that kind of budget?

[@JQSHl]

5:25 Dan clearly doesn't watch Vsauce, because "police police police police police police police police"

[@avatarschlaang1105]

“I’m gonna ask for your ID. Do you belong in this universe?” 😂

[@Pineappleparty]

Detains someone for Jaywalking, proceeds to Jaywalk

[@renaigh]

Chief: "Officer! you are fired from standing slightly outside of your assigned jurisdiction, I do hope you will be an upstanding citizen without that badge" **wink** Former Officer: "Don't you worry Sir! I will seek the error of my ways and clean up my act" **double wink**

[@stephenmacintyre1173]

Here we go nerd at his best. I don't mind live but with your vids miss so much. ❤

[@lowkeylaw]

Tickets man for jaywalking, then proceeds to jaywalk back to the other side of the street... lmao

[@Land967]

Police Simulator? more like Meter Maid Simulator

[@antisocial-gamer7293]

As a UK resident; trying not to jaywalk when visiting the states is oddly, quite difficult to do

[@RRW359]

*All the NPC's complaining about $25 being so much for Jaywalking* *My State where Jaywalking is between 65 and 250 dollars*

[@PHANTOMCOWGIRL]

@@doorknobhandlebar But not across the road without a crossing.

[@Culnihr]

we could use more of these shenanigans

[@runforitman]

>Nerd³ video hasn't come up for me in years >Says "Hello procrastinators" > (:

[@benmush11]

Yay more simulators! Please please please dan keep uploading simulations 😁

[@AintYourChannel]

This should be the next completes series

[@Blue-jy4sq]

I expected the hit and run at 8:32 to actually do something but neither driver seemed to give a shit

[@walnzell9328]

Dan giving people tickets for illegal parking and ignoring his conduct points going down.

[@tophersteps]

dammit. just took a sip of coffee as he was walking out on the second wednesday

[@WarhammerGeek]

I didn't even know the cars could hit you. I watched someone else play and they just phased through all the cars.

[@daisyrushton1574]

ahhhh the Happy Families joke :ooooo

[@madmannersfix]

Quote of the day, “Really, that’s so much money.”

[@ZoeBateman]

maybe, just maybe, police have too much power if all of this comes under their responsibility

[@RedRocky54]

Who exactly is supposed to enforce these laws if not the police

[@iamjames8200]

what a stupid thing to say

[@KadeemG61]

Officer Slim Shady.

[@annaisannaing]

>two black men talking "I'm gonna issue a violation for that"

[@behannrp1589]

Hey Dan I just thought I'd let you know that for some reason I haven't gotten ANY notifications or recommendations for your videos for literally a year. To the point that I thought you stopped uploading even with notifications on. Idk if you'll see this but I thought I'd chance it to let you know

[@joemamagaming6119]

This reminds me of the older days so I’ll assume this is still normal

[@potatosordfighter666]

Can you issue citations for violations to the laws of physics?

[@Xatzimi]

Yes but Newton presides as judge at the court of physics law

[@MigattenoBlakae]

@@Xatzimi the system is very backed up. There hasn’t been a hearing in a few hundred years.

[@AdamHolland-Adz]

Enter the domain of the NerdCubed! Videos dropping from above like bird poo

[@systemshocker7634]

I LOVE GRAVY.

[@jadeng1147]

8:30 Cop ignores car crash, alright

[@tylermitchell185]

Why does this feel like a much older Nerdcubed video from pre 2015?

[@JesseKerson]

Thumbs up for Gravy!

[@jakeb7582]

DUN DUN DUN DUN morning! DUN DUN DUN DUN

[@stuntmankelp3198]

Woe to the drivers who dared to park on a Wednesday.

[@korub1]

I mean both Frank Miller and cops are fashy so name your cop Frank Miller just makes sense 😂

[@alicetippet6007]

Ahh piss, i got caught jayreading

[@TheTrainLady]

Finally a lets play! Yay!

[@jennymartin547]

I fucking love gravy

[@andrewhines2428]

Maybe it's just me as a Canadian, but $25 for a fine seems pretty small... Like what a breeze to be only fined $25 for jaywalking or bad parking.

[@genmasaotome3503]

Yay... we are procrastinators... I missed that..

[@5Andysalive]

1:20 some dev loves Fallout 3....

[@matt92099]

Wow a nerd cubed video where he plays a random game?!? What is this its almost like he's a youtuber again