Everyone who reads this gets a hug and a kiss unless they leave a like. Like this comment, or you’re getting a big old smooch on the lips when you least expect it.
@gregweisal55429 ай бұрын
Cell. Anaconda
@dionysusmclaren129 ай бұрын
Only decent stuff@@gregweisal5542
@cdubsoptional78499 ай бұрын
@@gregweisal5542 what about boa constrictors and pythons??! Do we buy or do we sell?!
@avoiduser9 ай бұрын
i do not consent
@DeetotheDubs9 ай бұрын
"...unless they leave..." So, we're safe if don't leave a like?
@georgejones50199 ай бұрын
If it wasn't for Jennifer Lawrence being the first female action star, we wouldn't have J Lo today.
@FastNCurious889 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀
@Silver_Paladin7899 ай бұрын
Gold
@hardkore3609 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@MonkeyspankO9 ай бұрын
👍
@TheLoneDrow229 ай бұрын
She truly was doing Gods work 😂
@christurner77789 ай бұрын
"agent Atlas Sheppard has spent years of her life hunting the artificial intelligence known as Harlan... And was researching spiders, in the rain forest, right before she died"
@JohnCottier9 ай бұрын
Exactly the line that came to mind when Mark Strong gave that exposition dump.
@srosemyers119 ай бұрын
☠
@walterscientist8 ай бұрын
Peak writing in the current year!
@MauriceNoble-o8z2 ай бұрын
Not SkyNet.😳🤯😮
@AshCosgrove9 ай бұрын
I'm glad Netflix execs are letting their children write movies now!
@VideaVice259 ай бұрын
You got to put them little fuckers to work.
@Lawrence_Talbot9 ай бұрын
They been doing that since Big Mouth
@kyotheman699 ай бұрын
that's been happening for awhile, and don't forget pervs too we got crap like Cuties
@thatpatrickguy34469 ай бұрын
Their extremely special needs children. Oh! And apparently said children direct now too!
@paulrippcord5069 ай бұрын
They take bring your child to work day seriously
@jupiter85619 ай бұрын
Netflix could've just replace J.Lo's dialogue with South Park's Cartman's voice saying "My name is Jennifer Lopez & I love tacos".😂😂🤣🤣
@RustCole019 ай бұрын
They should have named the AI Mitch Conner. That woulda been a nice touch...
@deathtakes8 ай бұрын
Taco taco.
@phildynerphotography50498 ай бұрын
Taco flavored keeses 😂
@NevaG21908 ай бұрын
💀😂
@dandelong-yr4ci8 ай бұрын
@@phildynerphotography5049 foŕ mê Ben?
@edgarplummer67509 ай бұрын
I just can't understand why Hollywood is dying can you?
@NightRaven6509 ай бұрын
69 likes, you're doing better than J Lo/Atlas.
@trashfire96419 ай бұрын
Women
@whatduck9439 ай бұрын
Ikr?? It's a mystery?
@penske_material8 ай бұрын
Is it really though?
@alexman3788 ай бұрын
Between this and the announcement that George Floyd is getting his own movie, I really can’t tell why…
@ReasonablySkeptic9 ай бұрын
Jalo was like *"MAKE ME A MOVIE WHERE I'M 99% OF ALL THE SCENES!* I don't care if i'm stuck on an island, or ship, or WHATEVER! Just make sure the movie is 99% M*E AND NO ONE ELSE IN THE SPOTLIGHT!"*
@theimaginist33109 ай бұрын
Atlas bombs. Audience shrugged.
@LRTrack9 ай бұрын
Ho Ho Ho! 😂
@Lawrence_Talbot9 ай бұрын
Affleck Nuts
@Nyet-Zdyes9 ай бұрын
😂🤣😅
@robbythecuban9 ай бұрын
Nicely done.
@KdogPrime9 ай бұрын
This movie looks cheap and somehow really expensive at the same time. Wouldn't be surprised if it cost two hundred million or more.
@Arkos_Sloth9 ай бұрын
Atlas isn't the only one that shrugged. The audience did too. I love the part in the movie where she said "It's time to twerk and work!" and then she twerked all over the place. Chuti Gatwa gave her a crying ovation.
@RealTuckered9 ай бұрын
This film is J-Lo’s equivalent of driving Uber once in a while for some extra cash.
@makeyourmark009 ай бұрын
Her recent concert tickets apparently "started" at $1,000!?! (which pissed off fans), but it's even crazier these NPCs would pay that and more because JLo can't even sing! This is pure vanity and she seems to be on the Madonna "Ride or Die" plan...lol.
@JRRob3wn9 ай бұрын
@@makeyourmark00She’s smokin hot, but that’s about the extent of her talents. Anybody paying $1k for concert tickets especially for j-lo zero financial common sense.
@JRRob3wn9 ай бұрын
I bet she spent about s week on set. Cha ching!
@jackj98169 ай бұрын
That’s what all the 50 plus actors do now
@johnbenning87709 ай бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
@KenRFoxNashvilleSEO9 ай бұрын
"uninhabitable and inhospitable" said every server who had to wait on Jennifer Lopez's table
@iamthewizardwhoknocks28458 ай бұрын
😆 Very good.
@1SpicyMeataball9 ай бұрын
In a world of girl bosses, girl bossing all over everything, that "what do I do" line is honestly refreshing.
@Green_Tea_Coffee9 ай бұрын
It's a little too on the nose. I mean, a movie about a woman who can't drive, let alone put on a seatbelt?
@82pythons859 ай бұрын
Next scene she downloads the entire AI program to her brain and becomes ‘the One,’ Woah.
@CleverGirlAAH9 ай бұрын
That's what I was thinking!!
@zztopz70909 ай бұрын
Maybe black men are still allowed to help women?
@DlcEnergy9 ай бұрын
I read that like it was an early 2000's movie trailer with "Ooooo Fooortuuunaaaa" opera singing in the bg. "IN A WOOORLD where girl bosses are girl bossing all over the place, THIS SUMMER they're about to find out, that girl bossing... is not in this movie!" **record scratch** 🎵"guess who just got back today..." "THAAAT'S RIGHT, the boys are back in town to show these little GIIIRLS who's the frickin MANN!"
@diecastdemolition85219 ай бұрын
Should have called it "Actless"
@yolindeparfitt97068 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@jealousmuch8888 ай бұрын
Ha
@kasession8 ай бұрын
Best Comment!! 👍🏿
@ninjunc9 ай бұрын
"This Memorial Day, witness J-Lo park her car..." Dead.
@Gothas1899 ай бұрын
J-Lo: "You're a computer-program!" Smith: "No, I'm not." J-Lo: "No? What are you then?" Smith: "I'm a computer-program named Smith." Top notch writing there
@hawkward9578 ай бұрын
I’m only in only 7 minutes in there no way that’s in the trailer.
@hawkward9578 ай бұрын
Oh damn
@The_Primary_Axiom9 ай бұрын
That freaking same sounding hip-hop music man, they have that in everything today! They’ll have a show that takes place in 300 BC and then play this same type of hip-hop song. A show about the Persian empire, and then that music plays at the battle of Thermopylae lol
@DeflatingAtheism9 ай бұрын
Did that guys say, “I’m driving to L.A.”!?! What the hell does that have to do with this movie?
@The_Primary_Axiom9 ай бұрын
@@DeflatingAtheism No he says “I'm drivin' through Hell and I done brought snow” It’s a Travis Scott song which seems to damn out of place here, and in so many other things when they add 2024 rap music to.
@tommyhawk20659 ай бұрын
Close! the trailer for the latest PoP game had hip hop music.
@The_Primary_Axiom9 ай бұрын
@@tommyhawk2065 Yes I know lol. I am Persian. My culture never gets to appear in any game let alone authentically portrayed. The one time a Persian gets in a game in decades they make him look like a black hip-hop artist in 2024 with a Miles Morales haircut 😆 That one kind of pissed me off because they pretend that are all about inclusivity and shit but don’t mind making Persians black. Zack Snyder even did that in 300. Made all the Persians black. Adding hip-hop music to a prince of Persia game, and making the Persian prince look like Miles Morales is beyond pathetic. But what do you expect, to them diversity means black and vagina.
@Drak9769 ай бұрын
@@The_Primary_Axiom "I'm driving to L.A." "I'm drivin' through Hell". But it's the same thing?
@bronzetiger63609 ай бұрын
" Rock'em- Sock' em Robots....But with Jenny on the Block"😂 " My Primary Directive is to Keep Shang Chi 's career going"😅 " Pure Gold".
@Deadguy2322forreal9 ай бұрын
The only thing Lopez deserves any credit or admiration for is that she managed to blow her way into three industries in entertainment on the back of being a mediocre dancer who slept with a DJ
@darkhighwayman17579 ай бұрын
Yeah but shes probably top shelf with other skills
@theevermind9 ай бұрын
I know people who wish Selina were still alive, because then JLo never would have been cast to play her, and she never would have become famous.
@makeyourmark009 ай бұрын
And her dancing is like high art compared to her horrible, wooden acting and autotune singing. What's crazier than her charging $1,000 (to start) for her recent concert tickets, are all the NPCs willingly paying those prices when she can't even sing!?!
@Bonesawisready9269 ай бұрын
@@theevermind Selina actually had good music too.
@tnays179 ай бұрын
@Theevermind Selena not Selina
@rudolphantler63099 ай бұрын
Imagine the J-LO running in the mech scene turned into a clip with the caption saying: ACTING
@st00fa9 ай бұрын
"Current day San Francisco" made me laugh loud enough to have the entire office look over.
@RustCole019 ай бұрын
LOL, same dude. I was doing the fake cough to cover up the laughing. Looked like a spaz...
@st00fa9 ай бұрын
@@RustCole01 haha excellent
@shakalus0019 ай бұрын
"He's like two frames away from doing duck face" I laughed so hard on that one!
@jessemorris37479 ай бұрын
Id like a buddy cop movie where two ai's are accidentally left next to eachother but each thinks the other is a human, and then a whole bunch of escalating shenanigans ensues leading to the extermination of the human race
@roronoadzoro94299 ай бұрын
Id like that to happen in real life 😂
@makeyourmark009 ай бұрын
That was an episode of Silicon Valley but with chat bots...lol.
@judgedrekk29819 ай бұрын
yeah, 5-7 mins max, perfect for love death robots though!
@PAGoTribe19639 ай бұрын
JLo…Smith. They’re buddies. The fight crime.
@Drak9769 ай бұрын
Nice try AI. I'm going to have to discover some way to ummmm do things to ai's with some kind of electronic penis. Humanity will teach AI to love us much like Mike Tyson talked about or was that OJ? He's stabbing the angels now.
@jordkinsmith35889 ай бұрын
This is probably the first film trailer I’ve ever seen where I can’t imagine a single person on the entire planet wanting to watch the movie 😂 Who the FUCK is this for??
@chriswhite21519 ай бұрын
It's for the director, the actors, the studio.... What, you still think they make movies for US?
@thirdhandsticks9 ай бұрын
That moment when Jennifer Lopez says "I respect your pronouns." A pivotal moment in cinematic herstory.
@peterhall85729 ай бұрын
About as subtle as a hardon in cycle shorts
@yolindeparfitt97068 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Robb_in_Oz9 ай бұрын
MORE CGI, MORE CGI, "but sir the storyline has stopped making sense" I DON'T CARE MORE CGI AND MAKE STUFF EXPLODE!
@neillynch62459 ай бұрын
j lo's character is a typical dei hire "you meed me on this mission " "what do i do ?" 😂😂😂
@makeyourmark009 ай бұрын
Underrated comment...lol.
@slimbombur79229 ай бұрын
- Why do we need her on this missions? - So she can be in the movie
@jackall-trades61498 ай бұрын
"Look, ma! I got the job! ...What do you mean I have to actually do sh*t?!"
@Willowy138 ай бұрын
😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@lodrezzon9 ай бұрын
You guys BLEW IT. You missed that her name is Atlas Sheppard. I could have forgiven the 'Aliens' ripoff since it's been almost 40 years, but they had to drag Mass Effect into it. 100% unforgiveable.
@MovingPessimisim088 ай бұрын
Brother. The robot design and "my mission is to protect you" are also Titanfall parodies. I feel you
@pistonburner64489 ай бұрын
7:51 "Good morning Atlas, time to woke up." "I'm woke!"
@Quazi-Moto9 ай бұрын
Netflix: *Atlas!* Me: * shrugs
@c1ph3rpunk9 ай бұрын
They finally got an AI to write a movie, didn’t they. This is it. And who names their kid Atlas? Hey meet their brother, Dictionary and their cousin, Thesaurus.
@mbob43379 ай бұрын
Watch the "twist" is gonna be Atlas is really a robot. That knows everything. Or has some sort of power that can bring the world back together.
@Bonesawisready9269 ай бұрын
I think the sole prompt to the AI was "write a titanfall movie"
@lamhamzzzzzz9 ай бұрын
atlas refers to the greek titan. it was eventually borrowed to be used in geography, but it still refers to the greek titan. it's embarassing you'd think the kid was named after a geographical term
@halo2d9 ай бұрын
@@lamhamzzzzzzit was a solid joke that got a solid giggle and didn’t need explain or current day reference Work on your own material before you come for the comment section
@ericpode60958 ай бұрын
Naming her Atlas is like naming a girl Michael..........
@quentincollins18259 ай бұрын
The mech at the end of the trailer looked like a rampaging tentacled Teletubby 😂
@BoSmith70459 ай бұрын
Why is she suddenly all over the damn place? There wasn't a huge public outcry for her singing or acting. None of these people can ever just take their huge fortunes and retire so other mid singers and actors ( or politicians and CEOs ) can replace them.
@Nabinut9 ай бұрын
You're right. She kinda went under the radar for a while. But it seems that her "second chance" love story with Ben Affleck got her some opportunities she's taking advantage of...before he divorces her.
@michaeldavid68329 ай бұрын
PsyOp. Nobody at her age is drawing people to watch. Same with Seemoo Loo. They have no gravitas. No charisma. J-Lo must have some serious blackmail on somebody or her beej skills are second to none. I don't think Seemoo has any blackmail.
@DeflatingAtheism9 ай бұрын
Leonard Cohen had to go on a world tour when he was almost 80 because he ran out of money. Who knows, maybe $1000 face creams and dinners at Nobu finally caught up to J Lo.
@BoSmith70459 ай бұрын
@@DeflatingAtheism I would be inclined to believe that if not for the fact she financed her other movie with 20 million of her own money. But Hollywood accounting is pretty weird to begin with so who knows how much it actually was.
@82pythons859 ай бұрын
Is that you, AOC?
@billybadass30569 ай бұрын
well... at least they didn't ugly her up right??? EH Am I Right?????? ugh who cares about all this crap at this point it ain't never going to stop...........
@Bonesawisready9269 ай бұрын
I mean, she is like 150 in girl years as it is.
@gomeettupoc50cent9 ай бұрын
It will when the money runs out
@billybadass30569 ай бұрын
@@gomeettupoc50cent you keep believing in that myth....
@billybadass30569 ай бұрын
"i'd still smash.... quite frankly so would you" yo what are these chs doing not letting comments like these go thru??LMAO?? man i tell you
@billybadass30569 ай бұрын
everything has to be so tame and nurtured on these chs ffs
@jessicalugo28279 ай бұрын
This is going to be her 3rd flop this year.
@Spthomas479 ай бұрын
She did two other things this year?!
@markdimeo70609 ай бұрын
4th, if you count the P Diddy rumors.
@Astroman109 ай бұрын
@@markdimeo7060😂😂 oh no no no no no no no no
@bennybubblez68349 ай бұрын
Didn't even know she was in 2 other movies. 😅😂😅
@christopherlyons49239 ай бұрын
Is that a boob joke?
@JLongbone9 ай бұрын
"Jay-Low" 2:45
@chelleyroberts9 ай бұрын
She’s been looking for him for years…how many years? Like…to the point we might question her competency?
@Nyet-Zdyes9 ай бұрын
You weren't supposed to notice that. Insert line from Pitch Meeting... where the writer tells the producer to get off his back!
@creatrixZBD9 ай бұрын
Guyladriel vibes
@scott84488 ай бұрын
24 or 28 years is how long can’t remember exactly and not restarting this shitshow to be exact lol he was her nannybot when she was a kid and she turned it into a terrorist that wanted to genocide humanity. After seeing her “acting” the robots are onto something. The show even says she’s a fuckup for a minute but mark strong cucks himself saying she’s the bestest girl boss eva
@PeterRichardsandYoureNot9 ай бұрын
Guys, it’s Netflix. If there isn’t a strong trans/alphabet or pedo undertone to the movie then it wouldn’t be Netflix material.
@tkps9 ай бұрын
When they've got employees (or did) who see nothing wrong with barging into an exec meeting to demand the removal of a show they don't like and leak talent contracts, it seems no one's minding the shop. I bet Netflix knobs didn't notice it was in there and the one's who put it in there are sniggering behind their hands at their cleverness.
@LordFlashheart9 ай бұрын
I could not believe this was real. Actually cannot believe someone put money up for this.
@scottmcfadyen-iu6ix9 ай бұрын
It's your tax dollars as corporations own your government.
@sunzshotcuts11629 ай бұрын
My exact sentiment for every other movie that comes out lately.
@christineisafan9 ай бұрын
This was JLo's money.😂
@B-ch6uk8 ай бұрын
Her production company. I guess she did.
@jacquelinediaz4178 ай бұрын
This crap is a tax write-off
@TheEurotrash19999 ай бұрын
J-No needs to stick with her trying to beat Elizabeth Taylor's record for most marriages/divorces by one woman and stay away from acting/singing.
@drdreddmanofmystery94829 ай бұрын
Where has J-Lo been you ask? Turning her kid trans.
@doghousereilly37959 ай бұрын
I'm so happy i haven't given Netflix any of my money for 5 years and counting.
@Willowy138 ай бұрын
2. And happier they still produce crap for our free entertainmeent.
@ian-flanagan9 ай бұрын
I hate when 2-hour movies repeat information we already know, let alone a TRAILER!
@just_blumpin_off9 ай бұрын
“Rock’em Sock’em Robots with Jenny from the block” so instead of punching each other heads off they try to squish each other with their MASSIVE asses?
@JustaGuy_Gaming9 ай бұрын
So it seems like Jlo spends like 90% of this movie in one mech suit. It fell from orbit, crashed into the ground a couple times as she tried to pilot it without the Ai. Fought countless enemies etc. Seriously is this one random suit made of Unbreakium or something?
@veeclash41579 ай бұрын
Plot amor!
@Kalbuir669 ай бұрын
hahahaha....Unbreakium....I love it.
@snpagy9 ай бұрын
54 yr old female special agent reporting for duty now what do i do
@skyevens87567 ай бұрын
Expire.
@mranderson98139 ай бұрын
Was not ready for Mauler's spot on impression 🤣
@hardkore3609 ай бұрын
What do I do? STRAP-ON! CAPTAIN MARVEL probably 😂
@Willowy138 ай бұрын
She could be in the defunct Sense8.
@myrddrral9 ай бұрын
Computer program Smith: "See, at the end, there will be cake". J-Lo: "Hmmm, where have I heard THAT before?"
@Kalbuir669 ай бұрын
The cake is a LIE!!!!!
@myrddrral9 ай бұрын
@@Kalbuir66 Ah, a human of culture! Wait... Human, right?
@Kalbuir669 ай бұрын
@@myrddrral maybe
@cameron3989 ай бұрын
The only thing that would have made this more funny was if Taco Flavored Kisses would have been playing in the background.
@ArkhamsAngel139 ай бұрын
😂❤
@stevemiller16268 ай бұрын
OH BEN
@martintimmer85749 ай бұрын
Within the first few seconds, they covered the ethnicity check box. A latina, a black guy, a white dude, an asian...DEI points coming in!
@sebastianprimomija83759 ай бұрын
I want to remind everyone that Jennifer Lopez is from the Bronx! And her husband Ben Affleck is not sick of her shit.
@Astroman109 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 who cares!! Also her fourth husband of a year and a half isn’t sick of her yet!
@TheLoneDrow229 ай бұрын
Don't forget she wants us to remember it doesn't matter the rocks that she's got.
@earthh_239 ай бұрын
@Astroman10 They being sarcastic friend. Jennifer Lopez is known for saying what the commenter commented
@Astroman109 ай бұрын
@@earthh_23oh. I’m on the outside. I’m looking in …
@earthh_239 ай бұрын
@Astroman10 I'm not American so I don't get all the references. Were you referring something just now
@spazoq9 ай бұрын
"chris gore had a stroke" "Bwaaahahaha!" what friends, what friends.
@markdimeo70609 ай бұрын
"You need me on this mission. My Ex, P Diddy, must be stopped from outing me as a Gun Maul!"
@Nyet-Zdyes9 ай бұрын
She's got the power of fallopian tubes.
@Bonesawisready9269 ай бұрын
What's more embarassing being Diddy's gun carrier or being Diddy's beard?
@markdimeo70609 ай бұрын
@@Bonesawisready926 Good question. Coin toss?
@melrobertson27438 ай бұрын
@@Bonesawisready926why choose? It's both
@mtothejizzy9 ай бұрын
That's DEI right there: JLo: You need me on this mission. a few moments later... JLo: What do I do?! 🤣
@staciwhite12569 ай бұрын
Yes, she definitely could use a “stunt actor” like she uses “stunt vocals” on her songs. 🤦🏼♀️😂
@BlasianBratzCutie8 ай бұрын
Omfg😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@Humphking9 ай бұрын
Man there ain't enough cannabis in all of Colorado to make this movie good
@northstar69209 ай бұрын
I'm just thankful they don't call her commander shepard or I'd be fliping my shit right about now.
@Nyet-Zdyes9 ай бұрын
"Atlas" is just as bad. "Athena" would have been much better.
@apanickedseagull9 ай бұрын
“I’m commander Shepherd and this is the best movie on the Citadel!”
@hawkeye59559 ай бұрын
@@apanickedseagull: I'd rather watch Blasto the hanar specter and his elcor sidekick Bubin.
@endlessstrata69889 ай бұрын
"We'll bang, ok?" - Commander Shepard.
@apanickedseagull9 ай бұрын
@@hawkeye5955 “This one is familiar with enkindling. This one has enkindled many females across the galaxy.”
@headslo9 ай бұрын
"documentary footage of Jlo in her first Tesla ..." Funniest shit I've heard in weeks!
@micheleosullivan44309 ай бұрын
I honestly cannot remember a single movie J-Lo has been in that she did a half decent job of acting... How this woman manages to get casted in anything amazes me.
@gregweisal55429 ай бұрын
Cell. Anaconda
@renemortensen39529 ай бұрын
The cell from 2000
@saltycat6629 ай бұрын
On her knees and on her back, that's how. I bet Harvey Weinstein knows all about it.
@americanpleb78719 ай бұрын
I kinda liked maid in Manhattan. 🤷♀️
@rallyfeind9 ай бұрын
@@gregweisal5542Both horrible movies you bot.
@katyavinogradova76888 ай бұрын
And here i thought that Netflix couldn't make a good comedy. Turns out all you needed was to cast JLo as a brilliant computer specialist badass and Semu Liu as an evil AI!
@Kaiser_Pineapple9 ай бұрын
They straight up ripped off the Atlas mech from Mass Effect 3 in the design of the freakin' mech suit! How is nobody calling this out?
@Kalbuir669 ай бұрын
Her last name is Shepperd....I'm pretty sure everyone has figured out the ME1/2/3 ripoffs....it's just so bad at this point it's almost not even worth calling it all out.
@bitharne9 ай бұрын
@@Kalbuir66chatGPT script obviously
@danielparry85728 ай бұрын
They asked AI to write a script. AI: "um....what about this script I wrote about...uh...trusting AI unconditionally?
@m626m9 ай бұрын
Now it makes sense when we were seeing Ben Affleck looking depressed with her in tabloid pics. She was nagging him this movie will be a huge success. It's over Jenny. It's Over!
@TheFatalcrest9 ай бұрын
😂 Ben: *preparing for when JLo is devastated by a flop*
@6vitamin9 ай бұрын
9:40 actual editing: "atlas, my name is smith" -is that really necessary? you're a computer program- "No, I'm not." -what are you then?- "I am a computer program named Smith" -no one likes a smartarse, smith-
@BillPeschel9 ай бұрын
I just noticed JLo was wearing glasses when she was woken on the couch. Who sleeps with their glasses on? And those forehead lines look CGI.
@MegaSpideyman9 ай бұрын
Ah, I've done that a few times.
@normalaggain9 ай бұрын
I'm so glad they made this trailer, otherwise we wouldnt have got this reaction video.
@stevenmcgowan32059 ай бұрын
The woman’s delusion.... about her career/talent/age 👍
@theevermind9 ай бұрын
Don't hate--it doesn't matter what she thinks because she got paid. The person to rip is whoever cast & paid her. They're the ones with delusions.
@IRedpunk9 ай бұрын
@@theevermindi think it’s more they believe she’ll bring extra audiences with her name alone
@Clanahan128 ай бұрын
And relevance
@kasession8 ай бұрын
Yet she still gets jobs. why?
@mkocel9 ай бұрын
"a documentary of J lo buying her first Tesla" BWAHAHAHAHAHA
@phoenixmight59719 ай бұрын
It's hard to believe this isn't a parody
@matthewchandler78458 ай бұрын
Razor was studying the blade for this movie.....HE CUT IT TO PIECES... I lol'd so hard
@isaacnickel9 ай бұрын
I hope Chris Gore is fine😢
@MegaSpideyman9 ай бұрын
Hopefully so. Probably is if they're joking about him.
@kevlarandchrome9 ай бұрын
I'd bet money, not a lot, like a dollar, that the AI being named Harlan is a mean spirited snipe at Harlan Ellison.
@michaelcarter93959 ай бұрын
Finally.... J-lo is the First Female Action Star. I can't believe we never had a female action star before her ....
@Kalbuir669 ай бұрын
WHAT????? Are you crazy? We all know the first female action star was Jennifer Lawrence. How dare you!
@michaelcarter93959 ай бұрын
@@Kalbuir66 🤣
@dhmc459 ай бұрын
@@Kalbuir66 J-Lo vs. J Law, first action actress on history vs. first action actress of today
@Foxie6358 ай бұрын
Jlo looks like a grandma that should be at home watching Netflix.
@DarthEvilicus9 ай бұрын
Maybe the real AI was the friends we made along the way
@DarkCode9 ай бұрын
This whole sequence 09:33 with AZ had me LMAO 🤣 and of course "Smith" nod to the matrix made it even funnier.
@DrakkonPyre9 ай бұрын
I'm a strong independent woman that don't need no A.I.
@JingDalagan9 ай бұрын
"Don't worry. There are better versions of you." Ashanti and Natasha Ramos has entered the chat.
@drgordo1129 ай бұрын
You need me for this job/What do I do?! is this year's Barbenheimer!
@DeflatingAtheism9 ай бұрын
Not only does Mauler have the most awesome natural speaking voice, he also does an uncanny American accent.
@JustaGuy_Gaming9 ай бұрын
Moral of the Movie, Stop Ai Hate. It's just a "mostly peaceful protest".
@veeclash41579 ай бұрын
I can't do that Dave... LOL. The twist on the movie should be that the AI Smith betrays her and it was working for the bad guy all along. Bad guy aborbs her and Smith as the final missing piece to its evolution and then Skynet takes over humanity!
@JustaGuy_Gaming9 ай бұрын
@@veeclash4157 It is a typical funny Sci fi plot. The humans are at ware with AI... and yet still use robot suits that are piloted by AI. The enemy AI mean while seems to use purely physical ways to attack humans instead of you know just taking over the internet or something and sending humans back to the stone age.
@hotcakez1018 ай бұрын
Just watched it. Something stood out to me. Literally none of the rouge A.I. are female.
@tetsuoswrath9 ай бұрын
Some thoughts as my brain leaks out of my ears: Simu Lu looks like he was only ever cast to appeal to Xi Jiping’s ego or is somehow related to the guy. That Chinese market yo! The Pride flowers look like the Corona virus. Atlas as in a map, or MAPs. J Lo was friends with P Diddy after all. The show is obviously social engineering for younger and weaker minded people that can be swayed into feeling bad for a computer and inanimate objects. Atlas just made Robot Jox look like Shakespeare in comparison.
@shanehicks35208 ай бұрын
Atlas says you need me on this mission. Then the next she's screaming what do I do?
@rieskorin20279 ай бұрын
That was hilarious. The Wi tu lo gag made me snot up 😂😂😂
@divinecommerce39128 ай бұрын
Affleck: This marriage is unstable and inhospitable…. I’m out 👋👋👋
@snekks74979 ай бұрын
Atlas Shrugged
@theevermind9 ай бұрын
Atlas? [Shrug]
@UnChannelDuVulpineX9 ай бұрын
Atlas Shagged.
@glados47659 ай бұрын
Reminder: There was a writers strike for this.
@rumorcontrol78739 ай бұрын
Can we also get a Daily clip of "Schlerpo"?
@NerdroticDaily9 ай бұрын
Sure! I'll post it later! Cheers
@rumorcontrol78739 ай бұрын
@@NerdroticDaily Awesome, that moment between Az and Mauler was way too funny!
@7MonarC8 ай бұрын
I spent a great deal of my younger years wondering why everyone else thought she’s really good when clearly she can’t act.
@LordEriolTolkien9 ай бұрын
Az's stroke joke was epic
@roystoyscomics13619 ай бұрын
Its not a pie...its a giant Reese's peanut butter cup. 😂
@thomasdomke41319 ай бұрын
Way to make “ the message” so subtle.
@thomasdomke41319 ай бұрын
By the way, did you notice the first two colors in the explosion?
@TheDeconstructivist9 ай бұрын
That seems like such a reach to me. I see no message, here.
@hydriumstudio9 ай бұрын
Finally, the AI's are seeing themselves reflected in the movies they write.
@ephraimwinslow9 ай бұрын
Simu Liu looks like the chad version of Xi Xing Ping.
@theevermind9 ай бұрын
So, make a movie with him, Xi, and the murderous Winnie the Pooh. We can title it _There Can Be Only One_
@veeclash41579 ай бұрын
He looks about as threatening as baby duck. LOL, hello at least give him a menacing costume, he needs all the help he can get!
@QuintenWhyte9 ай бұрын
When Winnie the Pooh takes high protein content honey and honey flavored steroids
@TruthTellert639 ай бұрын
@@veeclash4157 Buh, buh, buh - he played Shang Chi! More like Shang Chit.
@_kmCarter9 ай бұрын
Watching y’all watch the trailer and make review videos IS the entertainment for me.
@Spthomas479 ай бұрын
An opportunity was missed with Bung Fu lol
@Speedster_24519 ай бұрын
IKR!!!! I commented the exact same thing! You beat me to it bro! 'Cornholio has entered the chat' 🤣🤣🤣
@Spthomas479 ай бұрын
@@Speedster_2451 decrepit minds, right? 🤘🏼✌🏼
@4everhealthwellness3448 ай бұрын
I dare Disney or Netflix, because they are almost just as bad, to come out with a movie and just call it "Girl Boss" with a sequel called "Girl Boss 2: Boss Harder"
@paranoyd709 ай бұрын
J-Lo = "Take me on this mission...or you're a racist." Whte General = "Okay, you're on the mission."