THIS IS NOT A PARODY! "Atlas" starring Jennifer Lopez TRAILER REACTION! feat. RazörFist

[@cdubsoptional7849]

Everyone who reads this gets a hug and a kiss unless they leave a like. Like this comment, or you’re getting a big old smooch on the lips when you least expect it.

[@gregweisal5542]

Cell. Anaconda

[@dionysusmclaren12]

Only decent stuff​@@gregweisal5542

[@cdubsoptional7849]

@@gregweisal5542 what about boa constrictors and pythons??! Do we buy or do we sell?!

[@JamesBorealis]

i do not consent

[@DeetotheDubs]

"...unless they leave..." So, we're safe if don't leave a like?

[@georgejones5019]

If it wasn't for Jennifer Lawrence being the first female action star, we wouldn't have J Lo today.

[@FastNCurious88]

💀💀💀💀

[@Silver_Paladin789]

Gold

[@hardkore360]

😂😂😂😂

[@MonkeyspankO]

👍

[@TheLoneDrow22]

She truly was doing Gods work 😂

[@christurner7778]

"agent Atlas Sheppard has spent years of her life hunting the artificial intelligence known as Harlan... And was researching spiders, in the rain forest, right before she died"

[@JohnCottier]

Exactly the line that came to mind when Mark Strong gave that exposition dump.

[@srosemyers11]

☠

[@walterscientist]

Peak writing in the current year!

[@theimaginist3310]

Atlas bombs. Audience shrugged.

[@LRTrack]

Ho Ho Ho! 😂

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

Affleck Nuts

[@Nyet-Zdyes]

😂🤣😅

[@robbythecuban]

Nicely done.

[@KdogPrime]

This movie looks cheap and somehow really expensive at the same time. Wouldn't be surprised if it cost two hundred million or more.

[@jupiter8561]

Netflix could've just replace J.Lo's dialogue with South Park's Cartman's voice saying "My name is Jennifer Lopez & I love tacos".😂😂🤣🤣

[@RustCole01]

They should have named the AI Mitch Conner. That woulda been a nice touch...

[@deathtakes]

Taco taco.

[@phildynerphotography5049]

Taco flavored keeses 😂

[@NevaG2190]

💀😂

[@dandelong-yr4ci]

​@@phildynerphotography5049 foŕ mê Ben?

[@edgarplummer6750]

I just can't understand why Hollywood is dying can you?

[@NightRaven650]

69 likes, you're doing better than J Lo/Atlas.

[@trashfire9641]

Women

[@whatduck943]

Ikr?? It's a mystery?

[@penske_material]

Is it really though?

[@alexman378]

Between this and the announcement that George Floyd is getting his own movie, I really can’t tell why…

[@neillynch6245]

j lo's character is a typical dei hire "you meed me on this mission " "what do i do ?" 😂😂😂

[@makeyourmark00]

Underrated comment...lol.

[@slimbombur7922]

- Why do we need her on this missions? - So she can be in the movie

[@jackall-trades6149]

"Look, ma! I got the job! ...What do you mean I have to actually do sh*t?!"

[@Willowy13]

😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@AshCosgrove]

I'm glad Netflix execs are letting their children write movies now!

[@VideaVice25]

You got to put them little fuckers to work.

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

They been doing that since Big Mouth

[@kyotheman69]

that's been happening for awhile, and don't forget pervs too we got crap like Cuties

[@thatpatrickguy3446]

Their extremely special needs children. Oh! And apparently said children direct now too!

[@paulrippcord506]

They take bring your child to work day seriously

[@diecastdemolition8521]

Should have called it "Actless"

[@yolindeparfitt9706]

😂😂😂

[@jealousmuch888]

Ha

[@kasession]

Best Comment!! 👍🏿

[@RealTuckered]

This film is J-Lo’s equivalent of driving Uber once in a while for some extra cash.

[@makeyourmark00]

Her recent concert tickets apparently "started" at $1,000!?! (which pissed off fans), but it's even crazier these NPCs would pay that and more because JLo can't even sing! This is pure vanity and she seems to be on the Madonna "Ride or Die" plan...lol.

[@JRRob3wn]

@@makeyourmark00She’s smokin hot, but that’s about the extent of her talents. Anybody paying $1k for concert tickets especially for j-lo zero financial common sense.

[@JRRob3wn]

I bet she spent about s week on set. Cha ching!

[@jackj9816]

That’s what all the 50 plus actors do now

[@johnbenning8770]

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@ReasonablySkeptic]

Jalo was like *"MAKE ME A MOVIE WHERE I'M 99% OF ALL THE SCENES!* I don't care if i'm stuck on an island, or ship, or WHATEVER! Just make sure the movie is 99% M*E AND NO ONE ELSE IN THE SPOTLIGHT!"*

[@Deadguy2322forreal]

The only thing Lopez deserves any credit or admiration for is that she managed to blow her way into three industries in entertainment on the back of being a mediocre dancer who slept with a DJ

[@darkhighwayman1757]

Yeah but shes probably top shelf with other skills

[@theevermind]

I know people who wish Selina were still alive, because then JLo never would have been cast to play her, and she never would have become famous.

[@makeyourmark00]

And her dancing is like high art compared to her horrible, wooden acting and autotune singing. What's crazier than her charging $1,000 (to start) for her recent concert tickets, are all the NPCs willingly paying those prices when she can't even sing!?!

[@Bonesawisready926]

@@theevermind Selina actually had good music too.

[@tnays17]

@Theevermind Selena not Selina

[@billybadass3056]

well... at least they didn't ugly her up right??? EH Am I Right?????? ugh who cares about all this crap at this point it ain't never going to stop...........

[@Bonesawisready926]

I mean, she is like 150 in girl years as it is.

[@gomeettupoc50cent]

It will when the money runs out

[@billybadass3056]

@@gomeettupoc50cent you keep believing in that myth....

[@billybadass3056]

"i'd still smash.... quite frankly so would you" yo what are these chs doing not letting comments like these go thru??LMAO?? man i tell you

[@billybadass3056]

everything has to be so tame and nurtured on these chs ffs

[@The_Primary_Axiom]

That freaking same sounding hip-hop music man, they have that in everything today! They’ll have a show that takes place in 300 BC and then play this same type of hip-hop song. A show about the Persian empire, and then that music plays at the battle of Thermopylae lol

[@DeflatingAtheism]

Did that guys say, “I’m driving to L.A.”!?! What the hell does that have to do with this movie?

[@The_Primary_Axiom]

@@DeflatingAtheism No he says “I'm drivin' through Hell and I done brought snow” It’s a Travis Scott song which seems to damn out of place here, and in so many other things when they add 2024 rap music to.

[@tommyhawk2065]

Close! the trailer for the latest PoP game had hip hop music.

[@The_Primary_Axiom]

@@tommyhawk2065 Yes I know lol. I am Persian. My culture never gets to appear in any game let alone authentically portrayed. The one time a Persian gets in a game in decades they make him look like a black hip-hop artist in 2024 with a Miles Morales haircut 😆 That one kind of pissed me off because they pretend that are all about inclusivity and shit but don’t mind making Persians black. Zack Snyder even did that in 300. Made all the Persians black. Adding hip-hop music to a prince of Persia game, and making the Persian prince look like Miles Morales is beyond pathetic. But what do you expect, to them diversity means black and vagina.

[@Drak976]

@@The_Primary_Axiom "I'm driving to L.A." "I'm drivin' through Hell". But it's the same thing?

[@Gothas189]

J-Lo: "You're a computer-program!" Smith: "No, I'm not." J-Lo: "No? What are you then?" Smith: "I'm a computer-program named Smith." Top notch writing there

[@hawkward957]

I’m only in only 7 minutes in there no way that’s in the trailer.

[@hawkward957]

Oh damn

[@1SpicyMeataball]

In a world of girl bosses, girl bossing all over everything, that "what do I do" line is honestly refreshing.

[@Green_Tea_Coffee]

It's a little too on the nose. I mean, a movie about a woman who can't drive, let alone put on a seatbelt?

[@82pythons85]

Next scene she downloads the entire AI program to her brain and becomes ‘the One,’ Woah.

[@CleverGirlAAH]

That's what I was thinking!!

[@zztopz7090]

Maybe black men are still allowed to help women?

[@DlcEnergy]

I read that like it was an early 2000's movie trailer with "Ooooo Fooortuuunaaaa" opera singing in the bg. "IN A WOOORLD where girl bosses are girl bossing all over the place, THIS SUMMER they're about to find out, that girl bossing... is not in this movie!" **record scratch** 🎵"guess who just got back today..." "THAAAT'S RIGHT, the boys are back in town to show these little GIIIRLS who's the frickin MANN!"

[@Slothful_Healing]

Atlas isn't the only one that shrugged. The audience did too. I love the part in the movie where she said "It's time to twerk and work!" and then she twerked all over the place. Chuti Gatwa gave her a crying ovation.

[@c1ph3rpunk]

They finally got an AI to write a movie, didn’t they. This is it. And who names their kid Atlas? Hey meet their brother, Dictionary and their cousin, Thesaurus.

[@mbob4337]

Watch the "twist" is gonna be Atlas is really a robot. That knows everything. Or has some sort of power that can bring the world back together.

[@Bonesawisready926]

I think the sole prompt to the AI was "write a titanfall movie"

[@lamhamzzzzzz]

atlas refers to the greek titan. it was eventually borrowed to be used in geography, but it still refers to the greek titan. it's embarassing you'd think the kid was named after a geographical term

[@halo2d]

@@lamhamzzzzzzit was a solid joke that got a solid giggle and didn’t need explain or current day reference Work on your own material before you come for the comment section

[@ericpode6095]

Naming her Atlas is like naming a girl Michael..........

[@Robb_in_Oz]

MORE CGI, MORE CGI, "but sir the storyline has stopped making sense" I DON'T CARE MORE CGI AND MAKE STUFF EXPLODE!

[@jessemorris3747]

Id like a buddy cop movie where two ai's are accidentally left next to eachother but each thinks the other is a human, and then a whole bunch of escalating shenanigans ensues leading to the extermination of the human race

[@roronoadzoro9429]

Id like that to happen in real life 😂

[@makeyourmark00]

That was an episode of Silicon Valley but with chat bots...lol.

[@judgedrekk2981]

yeah, 5-7 mins max, perfect for love death robots though!

[@PAGoTribe1963]

JLo…Smith. They’re buddies. The fight crime.

[@Drak976]

Nice try AI. I'm going to have to discover some way to ummmm do things to ai's with some kind of electronic penis. Humanity will teach AI to love us much like Mike Tyson talked about or was that OJ? He's stabbing the angels now.

[@KenRFoxNashvilleSEO]

"uninhabitable and inhospitable" said every server who had to wait on Jennifer Lopez's table

[@iamthewizardwhoknocks2845]

😆 Very good.

[@BoSmith7045]

Why is she suddenly all over the damn place? There wasn't a huge public outcry for her singing or acting. None of these people can ever just take their huge fortunes and retire so other mid singers and actors ( or politicians and CEOs ) can replace them.

[@Nabinut]

You're right. She kinda went under the radar for a while. But it seems that her "second chance" love story with Ben Affleck got her some opportunities she's taking advantage of...before he divorces her.

[@michaeldavid6832]

PsyOp. Nobody at her age is drawing people to watch. Same with Seemoo Loo. They have no gravitas. No charisma. J-Lo must have some serious blackmail on somebody or her beej skills are second to none. I don't think Seemoo has any blackmail.

[@DeflatingAtheism]

Leonard Cohen had to go on a world tour when he was almost 80 because he ran out of money. Who knows, maybe $1000 face creams and dinners at Nobu finally caught up to J Lo.

[@BoSmith7045]

@@DeflatingAtheism I would be inclined to believe that if not for the fact she financed her other movie with 20 million of her own money. But Hollywood accounting is pretty weird to begin with so who knows how much it actually was.

[@82pythons85]

Is that you, AOC?

[@jordkinsmith3588]

This is probably the first film trailer I’ve ever seen where I can’t imagine a single person on the entire planet wanting to watch the movie 😂 Who the FUCK is this for??

[@chriswhite2151]

It's for the director, the actors, the studio.... What, you still think they make movies for US?

[@ninjunc]

"This Memorial Day, witness J-Lo park her car..." Dead.

[@lodrezzon]

You guys BLEW IT. You missed that her name is Atlas Sheppard. I could have forgiven the 'Aliens' ripoff since it's been almost 40 years, but they had to drag Mass Effect into it. 100% unforgiveable.

[@MovingPessimisim08]

Brother. The robot design and "my mission is to protect you" are also Titanfall parodies. I feel you

[@thirdhandsticks]

That moment when Jennifer Lopez says "I respect your pronouns." A pivotal moment in cinematic herstory.

[@peterhall8572]

About as subtle as a hardon in cycle shorts

[@yolindeparfitt9706]

😂😂😂

[@rudolphantler6309]

Imagine the J-LO running in the mech scene turned into a clip with the caption saying: ACTING

[@LordFlashheart]

I could not believe this was real. Actually cannot believe someone put money up for this.

[@scottmcfadyen-iu6ix]

It's your tax dollars as corporations own your government.

[@sunzshotcuts1162]

My exact sentiment for every other movie that comes out lately.

[@christineisafan]

This was JLo's money.😂

[@B-ch6uk]

Her production company. I guess she did.

[@jacquelinediaz417]

This crap is a tax write-off

[@bronzetiger6360]

" Rock'em- Sock' em Robots....But with Jenny on the Block"😂 " My Primary Directive is to Keep Shang Chi 's career going"😅 " Pure Gold".

[@st00fa]

"Current day San Francisco" made me laugh loud enough to have the entire office look over.

[@RustCole01]

LOL, same dude. I was doing the fake cough to cover up the laughing. Looked like a spaz...

[@st00fa]

@@RustCole01 haha excellent

[@Quazi-Moto]

Netflix: *Atlas!* Me: * shrugs

[@chelleyroberts]

She’s been looking for him for years…how many years? Like…to the point we might question her competency?

[@Nyet-Zdyes]

You weren't supposed to notice that. Insert line from Pitch Meeting... where the writer tells the producer to get off his back!

[@creatrixZBD]

Guyladriel vibes

[@scott8448]

24 or 28 years is how long can’t remember exactly and not restarting this shitshow to be exact lol he was her nannybot when she was a kid and she turned it into a terrorist that wanted to genocide humanity. After seeing her “acting” the robots are onto something. The show even says she’s a fuckup for a minute but mark strong cucks himself saying she’s the bestest girl boss eva

[@PeterRichardsandYoureNot]

Guys, it’s Netflix. If there isn’t a strong trans/alphabet or pedo undertone to the movie then it wouldn’t be Netflix material.

[@tkps]

When they've got employees (or did) who see nothing wrong with barging into an exec meeting to demand the removal of a show they don't like and leak talent contracts, it seems no one's minding the shop. I bet Netflix knobs didn't notice it was in there and the one's who put it in there are sniggering behind their hands at their cleverness.

[@pistonburner6448]

7:51 "Good morning Atlas, time to woke up." "I'm woke!"

[@snpagy]

54 yr old female special agent reporting for duty now what do i do

[@skyevens8756]

Expire.

[@jessicalugo2827]

This is going to be her 3rd flop this year.

[@Spthomas47]

She did two other things this year?!

[@markdimeo7060]

4th, if you count the P Diddy rumors.

[@Astroman10]

@@markdimeo7060😂😂 oh no no no no no no no no

[@bennybubblez6834]

Didn't even know she was in 2 other movies. 😅😂😅

[@christopherlyons4923]

Is that a boob joke?

[@phoenixmight5971]

It's hard to believe this isn't a parody

[@drdreddmanofmystery9482]

Where has J-Lo been you ask? Turning her kid trans.

[@shakalus001]

"He's like two frames away from doing duck face" I laughed so hard on that one!

[@JustaGuy_Gaming]

So it seems like Jlo spends like 90% of this movie in one mech suit. It fell from orbit, crashed into the ground a couple times as she tried to pilot it without the Ai. Fought countless enemies etc. Seriously is this one random suit made of Unbreakium or something?

[@veeclash4157]

Plot amor!

[@Kalbuir66]

hahahaha....Unbreakium....I love it.

[@TheEurotrash1999]

J-No needs to stick with her trying to beat Elizabeth Taylor's record for most marriages/divorces by one woman and stay away from acting/singing.

[@cameron398]

The only thing that would have made this more funny was if Taco Flavored Kisses would have been playing in the background.

[@ArkhamsAngel13]

😂❤

[@stevemiller1626]

OH BEN

[@quentincollins1825]

The mech at the end of the trailer looked like a rampaging tentacled Teletubby 😂

[@ian-flanagan]

I hate when 2-hour movies repeat information we already know, let alone a TRAILER!

[@just_blumpin_off]

“Rock’em Sock’em Robots with Jenny from the block” so instead of punching each other heads off they try to squish each other with their MASSIVE asses?

[@northstar6920]

I'm just thankful they don't call her commander shepard or I'd be fliping my shit right about now.

[@Nyet-Zdyes]

"Atlas" is just as bad. "Athena" would have been much better.

[@apanickedseagull]

“I’m commander Shepherd and this is the best movie on the Citadel!”

[@hawkeye5955]

​​@@apanickedseagull: I'd rather watch Blasto the hanar specter and his elcor sidekick Bubin.

[@endlessstrata6988]

"We'll bang, ok?" - Commander Shepard.

[@apanickedseagull]

@@hawkeye5955 “This one is familiar with enkindling. This one has enkindled many females across the galaxy.”

[@sebastianprimomija8375]

I want to remind everyone that Jennifer Lopez is from the Bronx! And her husband Ben Affleck is not sick of her shit.

[@Astroman10]

😂😂😂 who cares!! Also her fourth husband of a year and a half isn’t sick of her yet!

[@TheLoneDrow22]

Don't forget she wants us to remember it doesn't matter the rocks that she's got.

[@eathh_23]

@Astroman10 They being sarcastic friend. Jennifer Lopez is known for saying what the commenter commented

[@Astroman10]

@@eathh_23oh. I’m on the outside. I’m looking in …

[@eathh_23]

@Astroman10 I'm not American so I don't get all the references. Were you referring something just now

[@JLongbone]

"Jay-Low" 2:45

[@hardkore360]

What do I do? STRAP-ON! CAPTAIN MARVEL probably 😂

[@Willowy13]

She could be in the defunct Sense8.

[@martintimmer8574]

Within the first few seconds, they covered the ethnicity check box. A latina, a black guy, a white dude, an asian...DEI points coming in!

[@staciwhite1256]

Yes, she definitely could use a “stunt actor” like she uses “stunt vocals” on her songs. 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

[@PrettyCreoleBaby]

Omfg😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@doghousereilly3795]

I'm so happy i haven't given Netflix any of my money for 5 years and counting.

[@Willowy13]

2. And happier they still produce crap for our free entertainmeent.

[@Kaiser_Pineapple]

They straight up ripped off the Atlas mech from Mass Effect 3 in the design of the freakin' mech suit! How is nobody calling this out?

[@Kalbuir66]

Her last name is Shepperd....I'm pretty sure everyone has figured out the ME1/2/3 ripoffs....it's just so bad at this point it's almost not even worth calling it all out.

[@bitharne]

@@Kalbuir66chatGPT script obviously

[@myrddrral]

Computer program Smith: "See, at the end, there will be cake". J-Lo: "Hmmm, where have I heard THAT before?"

[@Kalbuir66]

The cake is a LIE!!!!!

[@myrddrral]

@@Kalbuir66 Ah, a human of culture! Wait... Human, right?

[@Kalbuir66]

@@myrddrral maybe

[@micheleosullivan4430]

I honestly cannot remember a single movie J-Lo has been in that she did a half decent job of acting... How this woman manages to get casted in anything amazes me.

[@gregweisal5542]

Cell. Anaconda

[@renemortensen3952]

The cell from 2000

[@saltycat662]

On her knees and on her back, that's how. I bet Harvey Weinstein knows all about it.

[@americanpleb7871]

I kinda liked maid in Manhattan. 🤷‍♀️

[@rallyfeind]

​@@gregweisal5542Both horrible movies you bot.

[@6vitamin]

9:40 actual editing: "atlas, my name is smith" -is that really necessary? you're a computer program- "No, I'm not." -what are you then?- "I am a computer program named Smith" -no one likes a smartarse, smith-

[@m626m]

Now it makes sense when we were seeing Ben Affleck looking depressed with her in tabloid pics. She was nagging him this movie will be a huge success. It's over Jenny. It's Over!

[@TheFatalcrest]

😂 Ben: *preparing for when JLo is devastated by a flop*

[@mtothejizzy]

That's DEI right there: JLo: You need me on this mission. a few moments later... JLo: What do I do?! 🤣

[@markdimeo7060]

"You need me on this mission. My Ex, P Diddy, must be stopped from outing me as a Gun Maul!"

[@Nyet-Zdyes]

She's got the power of fallopian tubes.

[@Bonesawisready926]

What's more embarassing being Diddy's gun carrier or being Diddy's beard?

[@markdimeo7060]

@@Bonesawisready926 Good question. Coin toss?

[@melrobertson2743]

​@@Bonesawisready926why choose? It's both

[@headslo]

"documentary footage of Jlo in her first Tesla ..." Funniest shit I've heard in weeks!

[@stevenmcgowan3205]

The woman’s delusion.... about her career/talent/age 👍

[@theevermind]

Don't hate--it doesn't matter what she thinks because she got paid. The person to rip is whoever cast & paid her. They're the ones with delusions.

[@IRedpunk]

@@theevermindi think it’s more they believe she’ll bring extra audiences with her name alone

[@danaso2567]

And relevance

[@kasession]

Yet she still gets jobs. why?

[@glados4765]

Reminder: There was a writers strike for this.

[@BillPeschel]

I just noticed JLo was wearing glasses when she was woken on the couch. Who sleeps with their glasses on? And those forehead lines look CGI.

[@MegaSpideyman]

Ah, I've done that a few times.

[@Humphking]

Man there ain't enough cannabis in all of Colorado to make this movie good

[@mranderson9813]

Was not ready for Mauler's spot on impression 🤣

[@mkocel]

"a documentary of J lo buying her first Tesla" BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[@tetsuoswrath]

Some thoughts as my brain leaks out of my ears: Simu Lu looks like he was only ever cast to appeal to Xi Jiping’s ego or is somehow related to the guy. That Chinese market yo! The Pride flowers look like the Corona virus. Atlas as in a map, or MAPs. J Lo was friends with P Diddy after all. The show is obviously social engineering for younger and weaker minded people that can be swayed into feeling bad for a computer and inanimate objects. Atlas just made Robot Jox look like Shakespeare in comparison.

[@danielparry8572]

They asked AI to write a script. AI: "um....what about this script I wrote about...uh...trusting AI unconditionally?

[@michaelcarter9395]

Finally.... J-lo is the First Female Action Star. I can't believe we never had a female action star before her ....

[@Kalbuir66]

WHAT????? Are you crazy? We all know the first female action star was Jennifer Lawrence. How dare you!

[@michaelcarter9395]

@@Kalbuir66 🤣

[@dhmc45]

​@@Kalbuir66 J-Lo vs. J Law, first action actress on history vs. first action actress of today

[@normalaggain]

I'm so glad they made this trailer, otherwise we wouldnt have got this reaction video.

[@JustaGuy_Gaming]

Moral of the Movie, Stop Ai Hate. It's just a "mostly peaceful protest".

[@veeclash4157]

I can't do that Dave... LOL. The twist on the movie should be that the AI Smith betrays her and it was working for the bad guy all along. Bad guy aborbs her and Smith as the final missing piece to its evolution and then Skynet takes over humanity!

[@JustaGuy_Gaming]

@@veeclash4157 It is a typical funny Sci fi plot. The humans are at ware with AI... and yet still use robot suits that are piloted by AI. The enemy AI mean while seems to use purely physical ways to attack humans instead of you know just taking over the internet or something and sending humans back to the stone age.

[@PeterRichardsandYoureNot]

What kills me is that this is just a random drop mech from that ship. And she just randomly ended up in it. What happens when the next person gets in? Is the ai now permanently ptsd’d from its experience with her? Is every mech capable of becoming “more” due to its built in AI?

[@isaacnickel]

I hope Chris Gore is fine😢

[@MegaSpideyman]

Hopefully so. Probably is if they're joking about him.

[@paranoyd70]

J-Lo = "Take me on this mission...or you're a racist." Whte General = "Okay, you're on the mission."

[@DrakkonPyre]

I'm a strong independent woman that don't need no A.I.

[@Foxie635]

Jlo looks like a grandma that should be at home watching Netflix.

[@DarthEvilicus]

Maybe the real AI was the friends we made along the way

[@spazoq]

"chris gore had a stroke" "Bwaaahahaha!" what friends, what friends.

[@snekks7497]

Atlas Shrugged

[@theevermind]

Atlas? [Shrug]

[@UnChannelDuVulpineX]

Atlas Shagged.

[@divinecommerce3912]

Affleck: This marriage is unstable and inhospitable…. I’m out 👋👋👋

[@thomasdomke4131]

Way to make “ the message” so subtle.

[@thomasdomke4131]

By the way, did you notice the first two colors in the explosion?

[@TheDeconstructivist]

That seems like such a reach to me. I see no message, here.

[@hotcakez101]

Just watched it. Something stood out to me. Literally none of the rouge A.I. are female.

[@LordEriolTolkien]

Az's stroke joke was epic

[@JingDalagan]

"Don't worry. There are better versions of you." Ashanti and Natasha Ramos has entered the chat.

[@ephraimwinslow]

Simu Liu looks like the chad version of Xi Xing Ping.

[@theevermind]

So, make a movie with him, Xi, and the murderous Winnie the Pooh. We can title it _There Can Be Only One_

[@veeclash4157]

He looks about as threatening as baby duck. LOL, hello at least give him a menacing costume, he needs all the help he can get!

[@QuintenWhyte]

When Winnie the Pooh takes high protein content honey and honey flavored steroids

[@TruthTellert63]

@@veeclash4157 Buh, buh, buh - he played Shang Chi! More like Shang Chit.

[@shanehicks3520]

Atlas says you need me on this mission. Then the next she's screaming what do I do?

[@rieskorin2027]

That was hilarious. The Wi tu lo gag made me snot up 😂😂😂

[@hydriumstudio]

Finally, the AI's are seeing themselves reflected in the movies they write.

[@drgordo112]

You need me for this job/What do I do?! is this year's Barbenheimer!

[@matthewchandler7845]

Razor was studying the blade for this movie.....HE CUT IT TO PIECES... I lol'd so hard

[@rumorcontrol7873]

Can we also get a Daily clip of "Schlerpo"?

[@NerdroticDaily]

Sure! I'll post it later! Cheers

[@rumorcontrol7873]

@@NerdroticDaily Awesome, that moment between Az and Mauler was way too funny!

[@DarkCode]

This whole sequence 09:33 with AZ had me LMAO 🤣 and of course "Smith" nod to the matrix made it even funnier.

[@JustaGuy_Gaming]

So above every thing else this Trailer seemingly spoiled most of the movie? It showed us almost everything that happens, how Jlo and the AI Smith learned to put their differences aside and so on.

[@TheDeconstructivist]

To be fair, this looks like a typical Hero's Journey, which is very predictable anyway. It's not like they spoiled a twist, at least.

[@JustaGuy_Gaming]

@@TheDeconstructivist Sure it's a tried and true story with zero surprises. But still annoying when a movie feels like it has to spoil the entire plot in the 2 minute trailer. Generally speaking the more plot, jokes etc in a trailer the less confident the company is in the movie imo. Kind of like those "comedy" movies that have all the good jokes in the 30 second teaser because the rest of it isn't funny.

[@katyavinogradova7688]

And here i thought that Netflix couldn't make a good comedy. Turns out all you needed was to cast JLo as a brilliant computer specialist badass and Semu Liu as an evil AI!

[@Melchiah28]

The AI had to named Schlurpo Smith.

[@7MonarC]

I spent a great deal of my younger years wondering why everyone else thought she’s really good when clearly she can’t act.

[@Spthomas47]

An opportunity was missed with Bung Fu lol

[@Speedster_2451]

IKR!!!! I commented the exact same thing! You beat me to it bro! 'Cornholio has entered the chat' 🤣🤣🤣

[@Spthomas47]

@@Speedster_2451 decrepit minds, right? 🤘🏼✌🏼

[@4everhealthwellness344]

I dare Disney or Netflix, because they are almost just as bad, to come out with a movie and just call it "Girl Boss" with a sequel called "Girl Boss 2: Boss Harder"

[@kevlarandchrome]

I'd bet money, not a lot, like a dollar, that the AI being named Harlan is a mean spirited snipe at Harlan Ellison.

[@paulmurgatroyd6372]

Looks like they started making this movie before they realised they couldn't get The Rock in it.