THIS IS NOT A PARODY! "Atlas" starring Jennifer Lopez TRAILER REACTION! feat. RazörFist

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@cdubsoptional7849
@cdubsoptional7849 9 ай бұрын
Everyone who reads this gets a hug and a kiss unless they leave a like. Like this comment, or you’re getting a big old smooch on the lips when you least expect it.
@gregweisal5542
@gregweisal5542 9 ай бұрын
Cell. Anaconda
@dionysusmclaren12
@dionysusmclaren12 9 ай бұрын
Only decent stuff​@@gregweisal5542
@cdubsoptional7849
@cdubsoptional7849 9 ай бұрын
@@gregweisal5542 what about boa constrictors and pythons??! Do we buy or do we sell?!
@avoiduser
@avoiduser 9 ай бұрын
i do not consent
@DeetotheDubs
@DeetotheDubs 9 ай бұрын
"...unless they leave..." So, we're safe if don't leave a like?
@georgejones5019
@georgejones5019 9 ай бұрын
If it wasn't for Jennifer Lawrence being the first female action star, we wouldn't have J Lo today.
@FastNCurious88
@FastNCurious88 9 ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀
@Silver_Paladin789
@Silver_Paladin789 9 ай бұрын
Gold
@hardkore360
@hardkore360 9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@MonkeyspankO
@MonkeyspankO 9 ай бұрын
👍
@TheLoneDrow22
@TheLoneDrow22 9 ай бұрын
She truly was doing Gods work 😂
@christurner7778
@christurner7778 9 ай бұрын
"agent Atlas Sheppard has spent years of her life hunting the artificial intelligence known as Harlan... And was researching spiders, in the rain forest, right before she died"
@JohnCottier
@JohnCottier 9 ай бұрын
Exactly the line that came to mind when Mark Strong gave that exposition dump.
@srosemyers11
@srosemyers11 9 ай бұрын
@walterscientist
@walterscientist 8 ай бұрын
Peak writing in the current year!
@MauriceNoble-o8z
@MauriceNoble-o8z 2 ай бұрын
Not SkyNet.😳🤯😮
@AshCosgrove
@AshCosgrove 9 ай бұрын
I'm glad Netflix execs are letting their children write movies now!
@VideaVice25
@VideaVice25 9 ай бұрын
You got to put them little fuckers to work.
@Lawrence_Talbot
@Lawrence_Talbot 9 ай бұрын
They been doing that since Big Mouth
@kyotheman69
@kyotheman69 9 ай бұрын
that's been happening for awhile, and don't forget pervs too we got crap like Cuties
@thatpatrickguy3446
@thatpatrickguy3446 9 ай бұрын
Their extremely special needs children. Oh! And apparently said children direct now too!
@paulrippcord506
@paulrippcord506 9 ай бұрын
They take bring your child to work day seriously
@jupiter8561
@jupiter8561 9 ай бұрын
Netflix could've just replace J.Lo's dialogue with South Park's Cartman's voice saying "My name is Jennifer Lopez & I love tacos".😂😂🤣🤣
@RustCole01
@RustCole01 9 ай бұрын
They should have named the AI Mitch Conner. That woulda been a nice touch...
@deathtakes
@deathtakes 8 ай бұрын
Taco taco.
@phildynerphotography5049
@phildynerphotography5049 8 ай бұрын
Taco flavored keeses 😂
@NevaG2190
@NevaG2190 8 ай бұрын
💀😂
@dandelong-yr4ci
@dandelong-yr4ci 8 ай бұрын
​@@phildynerphotography5049 foŕ mê Ben?
@edgarplummer6750
@edgarplummer6750 9 ай бұрын
I just can't understand why Hollywood is dying can you?
@NightRaven650
@NightRaven650 9 ай бұрын
69 likes, you're doing better than J Lo/Atlas.
@trashfire9641
@trashfire9641 9 ай бұрын
Women
@whatduck943
@whatduck943 9 ай бұрын
Ikr?? It's a mystery?
@penske_material
@penske_material 8 ай бұрын
Is it really though?
@alexman378
@alexman378 8 ай бұрын
Between this and the announcement that George Floyd is getting his own movie, I really can’t tell why…
@ReasonablySkeptic
@ReasonablySkeptic 9 ай бұрын
Jalo was like *"MAKE ME A MOVIE WHERE I'M 99% OF ALL THE SCENES!* I don't care if i'm stuck on an island, or ship, or WHATEVER! Just make sure the movie is 99% M*E AND NO ONE ELSE IN THE SPOTLIGHT!"*
@theimaginist3310
@theimaginist3310 9 ай бұрын
Atlas bombs. Audience shrugged.
@LRTrack
@LRTrack 9 ай бұрын
Ho Ho Ho! 😂
@Lawrence_Talbot
@Lawrence_Talbot 9 ай бұрын
Affleck Nuts
@Nyet-Zdyes
@Nyet-Zdyes 9 ай бұрын
😂🤣😅
@robbythecuban
@robbythecuban 9 ай бұрын
Nicely done.
@KdogPrime
@KdogPrime 9 ай бұрын
This movie looks cheap and somehow really expensive at the same time. Wouldn't be surprised if it cost two hundred million or more.
@Arkos_Sloth
@Arkos_Sloth 9 ай бұрын
Atlas isn't the only one that shrugged. The audience did too. I love the part in the movie where she said "It's time to twerk and work!" and then she twerked all over the place. Chuti Gatwa gave her a crying ovation.
@RealTuckered
@RealTuckered 9 ай бұрын
This film is J-Lo’s equivalent of driving Uber once in a while for some extra cash.
@makeyourmark00
@makeyourmark00 9 ай бұрын
Her recent concert tickets apparently "started" at $1,000!?! (which pissed off fans), but it's even crazier these NPCs would pay that and more because JLo can't even sing! This is pure vanity and she seems to be on the Madonna "Ride or Die" plan...lol.
@JRRob3wn
@JRRob3wn 9 ай бұрын
@@makeyourmark00She’s smokin hot, but that’s about the extent of her talents. Anybody paying $1k for concert tickets especially for j-lo zero financial common sense.
@JRRob3wn
@JRRob3wn 9 ай бұрын
I bet she spent about s week on set. Cha ching!
@jackj9816
@jackj9816 9 ай бұрын
That’s what all the 50 plus actors do now
@johnbenning8770
@johnbenning8770 9 ай бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
@KenRFoxNashvilleSEO
@KenRFoxNashvilleSEO 9 ай бұрын
"uninhabitable and inhospitable" said every server who had to wait on Jennifer Lopez's table
@iamthewizardwhoknocks2845
@iamthewizardwhoknocks2845 8 ай бұрын
😆 Very good.
@1SpicyMeataball
@1SpicyMeataball 9 ай бұрын
In a world of girl bosses, girl bossing all over everything, that "what do I do" line is honestly refreshing.
@Green_Tea_Coffee
@Green_Tea_Coffee 9 ай бұрын
It's a little too on the nose. I mean, a movie about a woman who can't drive, let alone put on a seatbelt?
@82pythons85
@82pythons85 9 ай бұрын
Next scene she downloads the entire AI program to her brain and becomes ‘the One,’ Woah.
@CleverGirlAAH
@CleverGirlAAH 9 ай бұрын
That's what I was thinking!!
@zztopz7090
@zztopz7090 9 ай бұрын
Maybe black men are still allowed to help women?
@DlcEnergy
@DlcEnergy 9 ай бұрын
I read that like it was an early 2000's movie trailer with "Ooooo Fooortuuunaaaa" opera singing in the bg. "IN A WOOORLD where girl bosses are girl bossing all over the place, THIS SUMMER they're about to find out, that girl bossing... is not in this movie!" **record scratch** 🎵"guess who just got back today..." "THAAAT'S RIGHT, the boys are back in town to show these little GIIIRLS who's the frickin MANN!"
@diecastdemolition8521
@diecastdemolition8521 9 ай бұрын
Should have called it "Actless"
@yolindeparfitt9706
@yolindeparfitt9706 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@jealousmuch888
@jealousmuch888 8 ай бұрын
Ha
@kasession
@kasession 8 ай бұрын
Best Comment!! 👍🏿
@ninjunc
@ninjunc 9 ай бұрын
"This Memorial Day, witness J-Lo park her car..." Dead.
@Gothas189
@Gothas189 9 ай бұрын
J-Lo: "You're a computer-program!" Smith: "No, I'm not." J-Lo: "No? What are you then?" Smith: "I'm a computer-program named Smith." Top notch writing there
@hawkward957
@hawkward957 8 ай бұрын
I’m only in only 7 minutes in there no way that’s in the trailer.
@hawkward957
@hawkward957 8 ай бұрын
Oh damn
@The_Primary_Axiom
@The_Primary_Axiom 9 ай бұрын
That freaking same sounding hip-hop music man, they have that in everything today! They’ll have a show that takes place in 300 BC and then play this same type of hip-hop song. A show about the Persian empire, and then that music plays at the battle of Thermopylae lol
@DeflatingAtheism
@DeflatingAtheism 9 ай бұрын
Did that guys say, “I’m driving to L.A.”!?! What the hell does that have to do with this movie?
@The_Primary_Axiom
@The_Primary_Axiom 9 ай бұрын
@@DeflatingAtheism No he says “I'm drivin' through Hell and I done brought snow” It’s a Travis Scott song which seems to damn out of place here, and in so many other things when they add 2024 rap music to.
@tommyhawk2065
@tommyhawk2065 9 ай бұрын
Close! the trailer for the latest PoP game had hip hop music.
@The_Primary_Axiom
@The_Primary_Axiom 9 ай бұрын
@@tommyhawk2065 Yes I know lol. I am Persian. My culture never gets to appear in any game let alone authentically portrayed. The one time a Persian gets in a game in decades they make him look like a black hip-hop artist in 2024 with a Miles Morales haircut 😆 That one kind of pissed me off because they pretend that are all about inclusivity and shit but don’t mind making Persians black. Zack Snyder even did that in 300. Made all the Persians black. Adding hip-hop music to a prince of Persia game, and making the Persian prince look like Miles Morales is beyond pathetic. But what do you expect, to them diversity means black and vagina.
@Drak976
@Drak976 9 ай бұрын
@@The_Primary_Axiom "I'm driving to L.A." "I'm drivin' through Hell". But it's the same thing?
@bronzetiger6360
@bronzetiger6360 9 ай бұрын
" Rock'em- Sock' em Robots....But with Jenny on the Block"😂 " My Primary Directive is to Keep Shang Chi 's career going"😅 " Pure Gold".
@Deadguy2322forreal
@Deadguy2322forreal 9 ай бұрын
The only thing Lopez deserves any credit or admiration for is that she managed to blow her way into three industries in entertainment on the back of being a mediocre dancer who slept with a DJ
@darkhighwayman1757
@darkhighwayman1757 9 ай бұрын
Yeah but shes probably top shelf with other skills
@theevermind
@theevermind 9 ай бұрын
I know people who wish Selina were still alive, because then JLo never would have been cast to play her, and she never would have become famous.
@makeyourmark00
@makeyourmark00 9 ай бұрын
And her dancing is like high art compared to her horrible, wooden acting and autotune singing. What's crazier than her charging $1,000 (to start) for her recent concert tickets, are all the NPCs willingly paying those prices when she can't even sing!?!
@Bonesawisready926
@Bonesawisready926 9 ай бұрын
@@theevermind Selina actually had good music too.
@tnays17
@tnays17 9 ай бұрын
@Theevermind Selena not Selina
@rudolphantler6309
@rudolphantler6309 9 ай бұрын
Imagine the J-LO running in the mech scene turned into a clip with the caption saying: ACTING
@st00fa
@st00fa 9 ай бұрын
"Current day San Francisco" made me laugh loud enough to have the entire office look over.
@RustCole01
@RustCole01 9 ай бұрын
LOL, same dude. I was doing the fake cough to cover up the laughing. Looked like a spaz...
@st00fa
@st00fa 9 ай бұрын
@@RustCole01 haha excellent
@shakalus001
@shakalus001 9 ай бұрын
"He's like two frames away from doing duck face" I laughed so hard on that one!
@jessemorris3747
@jessemorris3747 9 ай бұрын
Id like a buddy cop movie where two ai's are accidentally left next to eachother but each thinks the other is a human, and then a whole bunch of escalating shenanigans ensues leading to the extermination of the human race
@roronoadzoro9429
@roronoadzoro9429 9 ай бұрын
Id like that to happen in real life 😂
@makeyourmark00
@makeyourmark00 9 ай бұрын
That was an episode of Silicon Valley but with chat bots...lol.
@judgedrekk2981
@judgedrekk2981 9 ай бұрын
yeah, 5-7 mins max, perfect for love death robots though!
@PAGoTribe1963
@PAGoTribe1963 9 ай бұрын
JLo…Smith. They’re buddies. The fight crime.
@Drak976
@Drak976 9 ай бұрын
Nice try AI. I'm going to have to discover some way to ummmm do things to ai's with some kind of electronic penis. Humanity will teach AI to love us much like Mike Tyson talked about or was that OJ? He's stabbing the angels now.
@jordkinsmith3588
@jordkinsmith3588 9 ай бұрын
This is probably the first film trailer I’ve ever seen where I can’t imagine a single person on the entire planet wanting to watch the movie 😂 Who the FUCK is this for??
@chriswhite2151
@chriswhite2151 9 ай бұрын
It's for the director, the actors, the studio.... What, you still think they make movies for US?
@thirdhandsticks
@thirdhandsticks 9 ай бұрын
That moment when Jennifer Lopez says "I respect your pronouns." A pivotal moment in cinematic herstory.
@peterhall8572
@peterhall8572 9 ай бұрын
About as subtle as a hardon in cycle shorts
@yolindeparfitt9706
@yolindeparfitt9706 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Robb_in_Oz
@Robb_in_Oz 9 ай бұрын
MORE CGI, MORE CGI, "but sir the storyline has stopped making sense" I DON'T CARE MORE CGI AND MAKE STUFF EXPLODE!
@neillynch6245
@neillynch6245 9 ай бұрын
j lo's character is a typical dei hire "you meed me on this mission " "what do i do ?" 😂😂😂
@makeyourmark00
@makeyourmark00 9 ай бұрын
Underrated comment...lol.
@slimbombur7922
@slimbombur7922 9 ай бұрын
- Why do we need her on this missions? - So she can be in the movie
@jackall-trades6149
@jackall-trades6149 8 ай бұрын
"Look, ma! I got the job! ...What do you mean I have to actually do sh*t?!"
@Willowy13
@Willowy13 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@lodrezzon
@lodrezzon 9 ай бұрын
You guys BLEW IT. You missed that her name is Atlas Sheppard. I could have forgiven the 'Aliens' ripoff since it's been almost 40 years, but they had to drag Mass Effect into it. 100% unforgiveable.
@MovingPessimisim08
@MovingPessimisim08 8 ай бұрын
Brother. The robot design and "my mission is to protect you" are also Titanfall parodies. I feel you
@pistonburner6448
@pistonburner6448 9 ай бұрын
7:51 "Good morning Atlas, time to woke up." "I'm woke!"
@Quazi-Moto
@Quazi-Moto 9 ай бұрын
Netflix: *Atlas!* Me: * shrugs
@c1ph3rpunk
@c1ph3rpunk 9 ай бұрын
They finally got an AI to write a movie, didn’t they. This is it. And who names their kid Atlas? Hey meet their brother, Dictionary and their cousin, Thesaurus.
@mbob4337
@mbob4337 9 ай бұрын
Watch the "twist" is gonna be Atlas is really a robot. That knows everything. Or has some sort of power that can bring the world back together.
@Bonesawisready926
@Bonesawisready926 9 ай бұрын
I think the sole prompt to the AI was "write a titanfall movie"
@lamhamzzzzzz
@lamhamzzzzzz 9 ай бұрын
atlas refers to the greek titan. it was eventually borrowed to be used in geography, but it still refers to the greek titan. it's embarassing you'd think the kid was named after a geographical term
@halo2d
@halo2d 9 ай бұрын
@@lamhamzzzzzzit was a solid joke that got a solid giggle and didn’t need explain or current day reference Work on your own material before you come for the comment section
@ericpode6095
@ericpode6095 8 ай бұрын
Naming her Atlas is like naming a girl Michael..........
@quentincollins1825
@quentincollins1825 9 ай бұрын
The mech at the end of the trailer looked like a rampaging tentacled Teletubby 😂
@BoSmith7045
@BoSmith7045 9 ай бұрын
Why is she suddenly all over the damn place? There wasn't a huge public outcry for her singing or acting. None of these people can ever just take their huge fortunes and retire so other mid singers and actors ( or politicians and CEOs ) can replace them.
@Nabinut
@Nabinut 9 ай бұрын
You're right. She kinda went under the radar for a while. But it seems that her "second chance" love story with Ben Affleck got her some opportunities she's taking advantage of...before he divorces her.
@michaeldavid6832
@michaeldavid6832 9 ай бұрын
PsyOp. Nobody at her age is drawing people to watch. Same with Seemoo Loo. They have no gravitas. No charisma. J-Lo must have some serious blackmail on somebody or her beej skills are second to none. I don't think Seemoo has any blackmail.
@DeflatingAtheism
@DeflatingAtheism 9 ай бұрын
Leonard Cohen had to go on a world tour when he was almost 80 because he ran out of money. Who knows, maybe $1000 face creams and dinners at Nobu finally caught up to J Lo.
@BoSmith7045
@BoSmith7045 9 ай бұрын
@@DeflatingAtheism I would be inclined to believe that if not for the fact she financed her other movie with 20 million of her own money. But Hollywood accounting is pretty weird to begin with so who knows how much it actually was.
@82pythons85
@82pythons85 9 ай бұрын
Is that you, AOC?
@billybadass3056
@billybadass3056 9 ай бұрын
well... at least they didn't ugly her up right??? EH Am I Right?????? ugh who cares about all this crap at this point it ain't never going to stop...........
@Bonesawisready926
@Bonesawisready926 9 ай бұрын
I mean, she is like 150 in girl years as it is.
@gomeettupoc50cent
@gomeettupoc50cent 9 ай бұрын
It will when the money runs out
@billybadass3056
@billybadass3056 9 ай бұрын
@@gomeettupoc50cent you keep believing in that myth....
@billybadass3056
@billybadass3056 9 ай бұрын
"i'd still smash.... quite frankly so would you" yo what are these chs doing not letting comments like these go thru??LMAO?? man i tell you
@billybadass3056
@billybadass3056 9 ай бұрын
everything has to be so tame and nurtured on these chs ffs
@jessicalugo2827
@jessicalugo2827 9 ай бұрын
This is going to be her 3rd flop this year.
@Spthomas47
@Spthomas47 9 ай бұрын
She did two other things this year?!
@markdimeo7060
@markdimeo7060 9 ай бұрын
4th, if you count the P Diddy rumors.
@Astroman10
@Astroman10 9 ай бұрын
@@markdimeo7060😂😂 oh no no no no no no no no
@bennybubblez6834
@bennybubblez6834 9 ай бұрын
Didn't even know she was in 2 other movies. 😅😂😅
@christopherlyons4923
@christopherlyons4923 9 ай бұрын
Is that a boob joke?
@JLongbone
@JLongbone 9 ай бұрын
"Jay-Low" 2:45
@chelleyroberts
@chelleyroberts 9 ай бұрын
She’s been looking for him for years…how many years? Like…to the point we might question her competency?
@Nyet-Zdyes
@Nyet-Zdyes 9 ай бұрын
You weren't supposed to notice that. Insert line from Pitch Meeting... where the writer tells the producer to get off his back!
@creatrixZBD
@creatrixZBD 9 ай бұрын
Guyladriel vibes
@scott8448
@scott8448 8 ай бұрын
24 or 28 years is how long can’t remember exactly and not restarting this shitshow to be exact lol he was her nannybot when she was a kid and she turned it into a terrorist that wanted to genocide humanity. After seeing her “acting” the robots are onto something. The show even says she’s a fuckup for a minute but mark strong cucks himself saying she’s the bestest girl boss eva
@PeterRichardsandYoureNot
@PeterRichardsandYoureNot 9 ай бұрын
Guys, it’s Netflix. If there isn’t a strong trans/alphabet or pedo undertone to the movie then it wouldn’t be Netflix material.
@tkps
@tkps 9 ай бұрын
When they've got employees (or did) who see nothing wrong with barging into an exec meeting to demand the removal of a show they don't like and leak talent contracts, it seems no one's minding the shop. I bet Netflix knobs didn't notice it was in there and the one's who put it in there are sniggering behind their hands at their cleverness.
@LordFlashheart
@LordFlashheart 9 ай бұрын
I could not believe this was real. Actually cannot believe someone put money up for this.
@scottmcfadyen-iu6ix
@scottmcfadyen-iu6ix 9 ай бұрын
It's your tax dollars as corporations own your government.
@sunzshotcuts1162
@sunzshotcuts1162 9 ай бұрын
My exact sentiment for every other movie that comes out lately.
@christineisafan
@christineisafan 9 ай бұрын
This was JLo's money.😂
@B-ch6uk
@B-ch6uk 8 ай бұрын
Her production company. I guess she did.
@jacquelinediaz417
@jacquelinediaz417 8 ай бұрын
This crap is a tax write-off
@TheEurotrash1999
@TheEurotrash1999 9 ай бұрын
J-No needs to stick with her trying to beat Elizabeth Taylor's record for most marriages/divorces by one woman and stay away from acting/singing.
@drdreddmanofmystery9482
@drdreddmanofmystery9482 9 ай бұрын
Where has J-Lo been you ask? Turning her kid trans.
@doghousereilly3795
@doghousereilly3795 9 ай бұрын
I'm so happy i haven't given Netflix any of my money for 5 years and counting.
@Willowy13
@Willowy13 8 ай бұрын
2. And happier they still produce crap for our free entertainmeent.
@ian-flanagan
@ian-flanagan 9 ай бұрын
I hate when 2-hour movies repeat information we already know, let alone a TRAILER!
@just_blumpin_off
@just_blumpin_off 9 ай бұрын
“Rock’em Sock’em Robots with Jenny from the block” so instead of punching each other heads off they try to squish each other with their MASSIVE asses?
@JustaGuy_Gaming
@JustaGuy_Gaming 9 ай бұрын
So it seems like Jlo spends like 90% of this movie in one mech suit. It fell from orbit, crashed into the ground a couple times as she tried to pilot it without the Ai. Fought countless enemies etc. Seriously is this one random suit made of Unbreakium or something?
@veeclash4157
@veeclash4157 9 ай бұрын
Plot amor!
@Kalbuir66
@Kalbuir66 9 ай бұрын
hahahaha....Unbreakium....I love it.
@snpagy
@snpagy 9 ай бұрын
54 yr old female special agent reporting for duty now what do i do
@skyevens8756
@skyevens8756 7 ай бұрын
Expire.
@mranderson9813
@mranderson9813 9 ай бұрын
Was not ready for Mauler's spot on impression 🤣
@hardkore360
@hardkore360 9 ай бұрын
What do I do? STRAP-ON! CAPTAIN MARVEL probably 😂
@Willowy13
@Willowy13 8 ай бұрын
She could be in the defunct Sense8.
@myrddrral
@myrddrral 9 ай бұрын
Computer program Smith: "See, at the end, there will be cake". J-Lo: "Hmmm, where have I heard THAT before?"
@Kalbuir66
@Kalbuir66 9 ай бұрын
The cake is a LIE!!!!!
@myrddrral
@myrddrral 9 ай бұрын
@@Kalbuir66 Ah, a human of culture! Wait... Human, right?
@Kalbuir66
@Kalbuir66 9 ай бұрын
@@myrddrral maybe
@cameron398
@cameron398 9 ай бұрын
The only thing that would have made this more funny was if Taco Flavored Kisses would have been playing in the background.
@ArkhamsAngel13
@ArkhamsAngel13 9 ай бұрын
😂❤
@stevemiller1626
@stevemiller1626 8 ай бұрын
OH BEN
@martintimmer8574
@martintimmer8574 9 ай бұрын
Within the first few seconds, they covered the ethnicity check box. A latina, a black guy, a white dude, an asian...DEI points coming in!
@sebastianprimomija8375
@sebastianprimomija8375 9 ай бұрын
I want to remind everyone that Jennifer Lopez is from the Bronx! And her husband Ben Affleck is not sick of her shit.
@Astroman10
@Astroman10 9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 who cares!! Also her fourth husband of a year and a half isn’t sick of her yet!
@TheLoneDrow22
@TheLoneDrow22 9 ай бұрын
Don't forget she wants us to remember it doesn't matter the rocks that she's got.
@earthh_23
@earthh_23 9 ай бұрын
@Astroman10 They being sarcastic friend. Jennifer Lopez is known for saying what the commenter commented
@Astroman10
@Astroman10 9 ай бұрын
@@earthh_23oh. I’m on the outside. I’m looking in …
@earthh_23
@earthh_23 9 ай бұрын
@Astroman10 I'm not American so I don't get all the references. Were you referring something just now
@spazoq
@spazoq 9 ай бұрын
"chris gore had a stroke" "Bwaaahahaha!" what friends, what friends.
@markdimeo7060
@markdimeo7060 9 ай бұрын
"You need me on this mission. My Ex, P Diddy, must be stopped from outing me as a Gun Maul!"
@Nyet-Zdyes
@Nyet-Zdyes 9 ай бұрын
She's got the power of fallopian tubes.
@Bonesawisready926
@Bonesawisready926 9 ай бұрын
What's more embarassing being Diddy's gun carrier or being Diddy's beard?
@markdimeo7060
@markdimeo7060 9 ай бұрын
@@Bonesawisready926 Good question. Coin toss?
@melrobertson2743
@melrobertson2743 8 ай бұрын
​@@Bonesawisready926why choose? It's both
@mtothejizzy
@mtothejizzy 9 ай бұрын
That's DEI right there: JLo: You need me on this mission. a few moments later... JLo: What do I do?! 🤣
@staciwhite1256
@staciwhite1256 9 ай бұрын
Yes, she definitely could use a “stunt actor” like she uses “stunt vocals” on her songs. 🤦🏼‍♀️😂
@BlasianBratzCutie
@BlasianBratzCutie 8 ай бұрын
Omfg😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@Humphking
@Humphking 9 ай бұрын
Man there ain't enough cannabis in all of Colorado to make this movie good
@northstar6920
@northstar6920 9 ай бұрын
I'm just thankful they don't call her commander shepard or I'd be fliping my shit right about now.
@Nyet-Zdyes
@Nyet-Zdyes 9 ай бұрын
"Atlas" is just as bad. "Athena" would have been much better.
@apanickedseagull
@apanickedseagull 9 ай бұрын
“I’m commander Shepherd and this is the best movie on the Citadel!”
@hawkeye5955
@hawkeye5955 9 ай бұрын
​​@@apanickedseagull: I'd rather watch Blasto the hanar specter and his elcor sidekick Bubin.
@endlessstrata6988
@endlessstrata6988 9 ай бұрын
"We'll bang, ok?" - Commander Shepard.
@apanickedseagull
@apanickedseagull 9 ай бұрын
@@hawkeye5955 “This one is familiar with enkindling. This one has enkindled many females across the galaxy.”
@headslo
@headslo 9 ай бұрын
"documentary footage of Jlo in her first Tesla ..." Funniest shit I've heard in weeks!
@micheleosullivan4430
@micheleosullivan4430 9 ай бұрын
I honestly cannot remember a single movie J-Lo has been in that she did a half decent job of acting... How this woman manages to get casted in anything amazes me.
@gregweisal5542
@gregweisal5542 9 ай бұрын
Cell. Anaconda
@renemortensen3952
@renemortensen3952 9 ай бұрын
The cell from 2000
@saltycat662
@saltycat662 9 ай бұрын
On her knees and on her back, that's how. I bet Harvey Weinstein knows all about it.
@americanpleb7871
@americanpleb7871 9 ай бұрын
I kinda liked maid in Manhattan. 🤷‍♀️
@rallyfeind
@rallyfeind 9 ай бұрын
​@@gregweisal5542Both horrible movies you bot.
@katyavinogradova7688
@katyavinogradova7688 8 ай бұрын
And here i thought that Netflix couldn't make a good comedy. Turns out all you needed was to cast JLo as a brilliant computer specialist badass and Semu Liu as an evil AI!
@Kaiser_Pineapple
@Kaiser_Pineapple 9 ай бұрын
They straight up ripped off the Atlas mech from Mass Effect 3 in the design of the freakin' mech suit! How is nobody calling this out?
@Kalbuir66
@Kalbuir66 9 ай бұрын
Her last name is Shepperd....I'm pretty sure everyone has figured out the ME1/2/3 ripoffs....it's just so bad at this point it's almost not even worth calling it all out.
@bitharne
@bitharne 9 ай бұрын
@@Kalbuir66chatGPT script obviously
@danielparry8572
@danielparry8572 8 ай бұрын
They asked AI to write a script. AI: "um....what about this script I wrote about...uh...trusting AI unconditionally?
@m626m
@m626m 9 ай бұрын
Now it makes sense when we were seeing Ben Affleck looking depressed with her in tabloid pics. She was nagging him this movie will be a huge success. It's over Jenny. It's Over!
@TheFatalcrest
@TheFatalcrest 9 ай бұрын
😂 Ben: *preparing for when JLo is devastated by a flop*
@6vitamin
@6vitamin 9 ай бұрын
9:40 actual editing: "atlas, my name is smith" -is that really necessary? you're a computer program- "No, I'm not." -what are you then?- "I am a computer program named Smith" -no one likes a smartarse, smith-
@BillPeschel
@BillPeschel 9 ай бұрын
I just noticed JLo was wearing glasses when she was woken on the couch. Who sleeps with their glasses on? And those forehead lines look CGI.
@MegaSpideyman
@MegaSpideyman 9 ай бұрын
Ah, I've done that a few times.
@normalaggain
@normalaggain 9 ай бұрын
I'm so glad they made this trailer, otherwise we wouldnt have got this reaction video.
@stevenmcgowan3205
@stevenmcgowan3205 9 ай бұрын
The woman’s delusion.... about her career/talent/age 👍
@theevermind
@theevermind 9 ай бұрын
Don't hate--it doesn't matter what she thinks because she got paid. The person to rip is whoever cast & paid her. They're the ones with delusions.
@IRedpunk
@IRedpunk 9 ай бұрын
@@theevermindi think it’s more they believe she’ll bring extra audiences with her name alone
@Clanahan12
@Clanahan12 8 ай бұрын
And relevance
@kasession
@kasession 8 ай бұрын
Yet she still gets jobs. why?
@mkocel
@mkocel 9 ай бұрын
"a documentary of J lo buying her first Tesla" BWAHAHAHAHAHA
@phoenixmight5971
@phoenixmight5971 9 ай бұрын
It's hard to believe this isn't a parody
@matthewchandler7845
@matthewchandler7845 8 ай бұрын
Razor was studying the blade for this movie.....HE CUT IT TO PIECES... I lol'd so hard
@isaacnickel
@isaacnickel 9 ай бұрын
I hope Chris Gore is fine😢
@MegaSpideyman
@MegaSpideyman 9 ай бұрын
Hopefully so. Probably is if they're joking about him.
@kevlarandchrome
@kevlarandchrome 9 ай бұрын
I'd bet money, not a lot, like a dollar, that the AI being named Harlan is a mean spirited snipe at Harlan Ellison.
@michaelcarter9395
@michaelcarter9395 9 ай бұрын
Finally.... J-lo is the First Female Action Star. I can't believe we never had a female action star before her ....
@Kalbuir66
@Kalbuir66 9 ай бұрын
WHAT????? Are you crazy? We all know the first female action star was Jennifer Lawrence. How dare you!
@michaelcarter9395
@michaelcarter9395 9 ай бұрын
@@Kalbuir66 🤣
@dhmc45
@dhmc45 9 ай бұрын
​@@Kalbuir66 J-Lo vs. J Law, first action actress on history vs. first action actress of today
@Foxie635
@Foxie635 8 ай бұрын
Jlo looks like a grandma that should be at home watching Netflix.
@DarthEvilicus
@DarthEvilicus 9 ай бұрын
Maybe the real AI was the friends we made along the way
@DarkCode
@DarkCode 9 ай бұрын
This whole sequence 09:33 with AZ had me LMAO 🤣 and of course "Smith" nod to the matrix made it even funnier.
@DrakkonPyre
@DrakkonPyre 9 ай бұрын
I'm a strong independent woman that don't need no A.I.
@JingDalagan
@JingDalagan 9 ай бұрын
"Don't worry. There are better versions of you." Ashanti and Natasha Ramos has entered the chat.
@drgordo112
@drgordo112 9 ай бұрын
You need me for this job/What do I do?! is this year's Barbenheimer!
@DeflatingAtheism
@DeflatingAtheism 9 ай бұрын
Not only does Mauler have the most awesome natural speaking voice, he also does an uncanny American accent.
@JustaGuy_Gaming
@JustaGuy_Gaming 9 ай бұрын
Moral of the Movie, Stop Ai Hate. It's just a "mostly peaceful protest".
@veeclash4157
@veeclash4157 9 ай бұрын
I can't do that Dave... LOL. The twist on the movie should be that the AI Smith betrays her and it was working for the bad guy all along. Bad guy aborbs her and Smith as the final missing piece to its evolution and then Skynet takes over humanity!
@JustaGuy_Gaming
@JustaGuy_Gaming 9 ай бұрын
@@veeclash4157 It is a typical funny Sci fi plot. The humans are at ware with AI... and yet still use robot suits that are piloted by AI. The enemy AI mean while seems to use purely physical ways to attack humans instead of you know just taking over the internet or something and sending humans back to the stone age.
@hotcakez101
@hotcakez101 8 ай бұрын
Just watched it. Something stood out to me. Literally none of the rouge A.I. are female.
@tetsuoswrath
@tetsuoswrath 9 ай бұрын
Some thoughts as my brain leaks out of my ears: Simu Lu looks like he was only ever cast to appeal to Xi Jiping’s ego or is somehow related to the guy. That Chinese market yo! The Pride flowers look like the Corona virus. Atlas as in a map, or MAPs. J Lo was friends with P Diddy after all. The show is obviously social engineering for younger and weaker minded people that can be swayed into feeling bad for a computer and inanimate objects. Atlas just made Robot Jox look like Shakespeare in comparison.
@shanehicks3520
@shanehicks3520 8 ай бұрын
Atlas says you need me on this mission. Then the next she's screaming what do I do?
@rieskorin2027
@rieskorin2027 9 ай бұрын
That was hilarious. The Wi tu lo gag made me snot up 😂😂😂
@divinecommerce3912
@divinecommerce3912 8 ай бұрын
Affleck: This marriage is unstable and inhospitable…. I’m out 👋👋👋
@snekks7497
@snekks7497 9 ай бұрын
Atlas Shrugged
@theevermind
@theevermind 9 ай бұрын
Atlas? [Shrug]
@UnChannelDuVulpineX
@UnChannelDuVulpineX 9 ай бұрын
Atlas Shagged.
@glados4765
@glados4765 9 ай бұрын
Reminder: There was a writers strike for this.
@rumorcontrol7873
@rumorcontrol7873 9 ай бұрын
Can we also get a Daily clip of "Schlerpo"?
@NerdroticDaily
@NerdroticDaily 9 ай бұрын
Sure! I'll post it later! Cheers
@rumorcontrol7873
@rumorcontrol7873 9 ай бұрын
@@NerdroticDaily Awesome, that moment between Az and Mauler was way too funny!
@7MonarC
@7MonarC 8 ай бұрын
I spent a great deal of my younger years wondering why everyone else thought she’s really good when clearly she can’t act.
@LordEriolTolkien
@LordEriolTolkien 9 ай бұрын
Az's stroke joke was epic
@roystoyscomics1361
@roystoyscomics1361 9 ай бұрын
Its not a pie...its a giant Reese's peanut butter cup. 😂
@thomasdomke4131
@thomasdomke4131 9 ай бұрын
Way to make “ the message” so subtle.
@thomasdomke4131
@thomasdomke4131 9 ай бұрын
By the way, did you notice the first two colors in the explosion?
@TheDeconstructivist
@TheDeconstructivist 9 ай бұрын
That seems like such a reach to me. I see no message, here.
@hydriumstudio
@hydriumstudio 9 ай бұрын
Finally, the AI's are seeing themselves reflected in the movies they write.
@ephraimwinslow
@ephraimwinslow 9 ай бұрын
Simu Liu looks like the chad version of Xi Xing Ping.
@theevermind
@theevermind 9 ай бұрын
So, make a movie with him, Xi, and the murderous Winnie the Pooh. We can title it _There Can Be Only One_
@veeclash4157
@veeclash4157 9 ай бұрын
He looks about as threatening as baby duck. LOL, hello at least give him a menacing costume, he needs all the help he can get!
@QuintenWhyte
@QuintenWhyte 9 ай бұрын
When Winnie the Pooh takes high protein content honey and honey flavored steroids
@TruthTellert63
@TruthTellert63 9 ай бұрын
@@veeclash4157 Buh, buh, buh - he played Shang Chi! More like Shang Chit.
@_kmCarter
@_kmCarter 9 ай бұрын
Watching y’all watch the trailer and make review videos IS the entertainment for me.
@Spthomas47
@Spthomas47 9 ай бұрын
An opportunity was missed with Bung Fu lol
@Speedster_2451
@Speedster_2451 9 ай бұрын
IKR!!!! I commented the exact same thing! You beat me to it bro! 'Cornholio has entered the chat' 🤣🤣🤣
@Spthomas47
@Spthomas47 9 ай бұрын
@@Speedster_2451 decrepit minds, right? 🤘🏼✌🏼
@4everhealthwellness344
@4everhealthwellness344 8 ай бұрын
I dare Disney or Netflix, because they are almost just as bad, to come out with a movie and just call it "Girl Boss" with a sequel called "Girl Boss 2: Boss Harder"
@paranoyd70
@paranoyd70 9 ай бұрын
J-Lo = "Take me on this mission...or you're a racist." Whte General = "Okay, you're on the mission."
@Melchiah28
@Melchiah28 9 ай бұрын
The AI had to named Schlurpo Smith.
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