Net Neutrality II: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

Equal access to online information is once again under serious threat. John Oliver encourages internet commenters to voice their displeasure to the FCC by visiting www.gofccyourself.com and clicking "express" to file your comment.
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[@guy612006]

congrats John you crashed the FCC website 15 hrs ago and its still dead. You sir are the man

[@ThomasLe]

I got on. It's just slow.

[@bearduran]

the form won't work correctly for me.

[@Tanjaaa212]

Truth it's not working again, at least for me.

[@PCLization]

chris m I just used it at like 12:30 est and it works fine

[@Lucifronz]

Worked just fine for me. Worked twice, actually, because I decided to do it more than once. Too important not to, in my opinion.

[@RahulSaini-wg8wn]

Life of Pai- How one man fucked up the internet!!

[@bestboy897]

Rahul Saini lmfao

[@vu1cana]

www.fcc.gov/restoring-internet-freedom-comments-wc-docket-no-17-108

[@AbolishedShadow]

The site www.gofccyourself.com is not blocked, its just SUPER slow to respond. Leave it up and wait for as long as you need till it pops up. If the express button is not responding try right clicking and hitting open in new tab. When filling out the form, try hitting enter or tab for the information to stick. The preceding number and your name should both show up as yellow blocks. Spread the message.

[@madinkan]

and that is why I love the internet

[@MikeKeller]

Opening in a new tab helped!

[@chainblast2590]

He warned us...

[@isabelracine1066]

ChainBlast “We-We didn’t listen!”

[@chainblast2590]

"Now I'm laying on the cold hard ground-AAAAh!"

[@francistongoy3468]

What didnt we believe him.

[@guttervision2907]

I'd love to watch the impending follow-up to this video when LWT is back from break next year, but im sure I wont be able to afford it

[@josephneider7332]

We didnt listen!

[@sennataylor592]

"Languished in obscurity" *laughs in The John Oliver Effect*

[@adrielsebastian5216]

And as he would say, *"meaningless, completely meaningless!"*

[@thomasderosso5625]

I sincerely cannot believe that 2,615 people watched this and said, "Yeah, I want cable companies to make me their bitch."

[@briannunnenkamp2254]

I think it's the same people behind the "choke me daddy" tweets.

[@danieldavis162]

They're bots, made by the FCC or comcast, etc.

[@jesuswesleyramirez4165]

The dom needs its bottom

[@xiv1496]

lmao

[@shadowbounty6173]

I'm right leaning and i still agree with some of his views and enjoy his show i'm starting to lean on both sides.

[@Axel8XIII]

Even after all this we still got fucked by big companies AGAIN. This country makes me sad.

[@tragarfullaw5912]

Samantha K ...but tht dress tho😻

[@richardalexander5758]

Samantha K: Big money, big screwing. That's the American way.

[@astraldragon5483]

j0ellyfish Canada should build a wall to keep trump supporters out, and make them pay for it.

[@m.jckaloe..jonstoe1576]

Everyone needs to go leave a comment again now that they’ve proposed legislation and voted 2:1 to do away with Net Neutrality in LESS THAN 30 DAYS! Go to www.gofccyourself.com then hit “express” in the lower right corner, then tell them NOT to mess with our internet! GO NOW!!! (please)! 😱😱😱

[@muffinspuffinsEE]

They are the same thing :/

[@elizabethholland2293]

I doubt anyone will even see this, but I wanted to comment because this episode was mentioned in my Public Administration textbook. Specifically, it used it as an example of when public participation in the rulemaking process can cause problems for federal bureaucratic agencies. In this case, the FCC website allowed people to publicly post commentary on the net neutrality rule, commentary which it would supposedly take into consideration before the rule's final preparation. However, reviewing and analyzing these comments (which agencies must do), let alone responding to them (which agencies often do), became difficult after the airing of this episode because of the millions of comments that flooded the FCC's website. TLDR: Was reading my textbook today and out of nowhere they casually mentioned LWT. I needed a minute.

[@RorschachRev]

It turns out most government is really bad because it does not permit or does not handle well any public participation. The processes they use are extensively bureaucratic to dissuade any public participation. If you want to see another kind of tampering, check out the "Diebold Memos" where they talk about how to change the votes using Microsoft Access targeting the voting machines they made - with no password required. i have been involved in politics from a technology standpoint. I have also been involved in the technology of government once or twice, and it is sad to see how trapped a lot of otherwise decent human beings feel.

[@PureVikingPowers]

No one gets as involved as internet trolls/hackers etc.. you don't mess with them it's their whole poupous in life they can hack, Ddos. take down government sites or just make a program that send 1000 e-mails every second using randomly picked words but still make sense. Government couldn't pick a worse enemy than people that are good at hacking and dedicated because you came after what they love, what wouldn't you do for the things you love.

[@Phillip-wt4dz]

Over a year later, and I'm still like "What the fuck, America? and "Damn."

[@jacktattersall9457]

There are worse reasons or sillier reasons for government websites to crash than comments on regulatory proposals. Like how that during the US election in 2016, Immigration Refugees and Citizenship Canada's website crashed because of Americans trying to move to Canada! Canada may want to put a preventive freeze on visa applications from American citizens during the first week of November on US election years to protect their web systems!

[@bauist]

Uh - isn’t that the point !?! Talk about a tone deaf post sheesh 😮

[@SingleBladedRonin]

During Covid-19, more and more we realize the Internet is not a luxury, but a necessity and should be classified as an utility

[@justsomeoneelse5942]

Cry’s in Africa

[@Dichtsau]

it's not only the "virtual data highway", but also clean water, basic transportation & basic banking that became "system relevant" and so they should be deprivatized. ppl dealing with stuff that is necessary for others being able to survive & work, shouldn't be able to make profit out of it; that stuff _has_ to be in gov hands or the market can never become _fair._ and no, THIS kind of deprivatisation is NOT communistic, this is completely the opposite. it's just _also_ NOT capitalfascistic/neoliberal/oliganarchy.

[@angelafisher5726]

Anyone else watching this during the pandemic... and hearing the audience and it just seems surreal? Almost like watching silent films.... just from another time.....

[@jamesgreene6817]

Everything’s a fucking right nowadays

[@youisstupid2586]

True.

[@vinnyd2197]

HE CRASHED THE WEBSITE AGAIN😂😂😂😂

[@SirAwesomeFoe]

Vince Dominguez Did he actually XD

[@Token_Black_Guy]

Maynor Mejia yes he did

[@littleconnormcd]

Everyone crashed the website; he pointed out a problem. Now run along scallywag

[@ykx777]

He didn't crash it, they disabled it

[@draygoes]

Not crashed. They disabled direct linking via domain. Go here: www.fcc.gov/restoring-internet-freedom-comments-wc-docket-no-17-108

[@pruerides]

For those too busy to type: Preserve net neutrality and Title II. I specifically support strong net neutrality backed by Title II oversight of ISPs.

[@ongoingsky9347]

Proochoob gracias

[@zacharyharrison9612]

Proochoob and

[@didrikbeukelman9193]

thx mate was looking for this

[@hotdogman91]

You, sir, are a most gracious Samaritan and well deserving of the following statement: GIVE THIS MVP A MEDAL/COOKIE/REWARD-OF-YOUR-CHOOSING.

[@samvictor6084]

Came to the comments for this. Was not disappointed.

[@aswallace88]

John "Relative Obscurity" Oliver. It just rolls off the tongue.

[@phyllisneal8687]

😂😂😂 OHMYGOD fell off my chair LOL💞😂

[@RorschachRev]

He sometimes goes by JROO.

[@gadva356]

We need you again John Oliver!

[@henrywalsh]

My fellow forum citizens. Mr. Oliver has called us to battle once more. We spend hours debating if Superman would beat Goku. We spend weeks and years in bitter feuds over if Duncan or Connor was the better MacLeod. We will argue endlessly over the origin of the Klingon head ridges that did not exist in the time of the original Star Trek series. We can call each other racists, we can call each other Nazis, we can call each other vicious insults that in a different century would have resulted in open duels. We will watch more hours of cat videos than any of us will ever spend doing anything decent in the world. Let us band together one final time, follow Emperor Oliver's command and fly once more unto the breach and once more unto victory!

[@AlXstudios]

there is no argue goku stomps on supes lets support this fight now

[@TheAmityElf]

I mean...kryptonite, am I right? He wouldn't even have to go super saiyan...am I right?

[@mitchelldavidson1821]

Henry Walsh I'm not sure wether to feel proud or disappointed that ppl are starting to argue over goku and superman, but I shall join under Oliver's banner!

[@gabrielw4238]

There will be dispute no matter how important is the cause that people are united under. Just... Let Me Tell You About Homestuck

[@dasoulfoodbuffet]

I dont know wtf you're talking about but it sounds amazing...I'M WITH YOU!

[@Kisamaism]

I think the FCC just disabled the Submit button.

[@gabbym.8624]

Kisama it doesn't work for me either

[@robnhannon]

Make sure you hit return after putting in filer name rather than just moving onto the next field.

[@alexl1178]

It's working now.

[@ScarletRed.]

Save Net Neutrality,go here goo.gl/XlpCN9 click express fill out info, add comment I Support Strong Net Neutrality backed bt Title ll oversight of ISP's #NetNeutrality

[@nilim7445]

Kisama fss

[@buttonpusher3786]

Tweeting "choke me daddy" at the pope! I laughed so hard I spat the orange out and tore the bag that was over my head! What a bunch of weirdos!

[@FloatingSunfish]

John's show didn't just help save the internet once, but TWICE!

[@cruzgomes5660]

How

[@kafi2464]

John Oliver who ever decided to give you The Green Card deserves Nobel Prize

[@themodelarchitect]

Prize, but good call!

[@salw8717]

I'm it was me

[@kafi2464]

sal w very good call

[@kafi2464]

Maxwell Hentosh you also deserve a green card now and big prices

[@themodelarchitect]

lol I'm US born and raised XD

[@srjskam]

"No worries, we'll regulate ourselves" - pre crash bankers. "No worries, I'll watch the hen house" - the fox. Same old. Can't unsee those thumbs now :/.

[@phil7394]

Don't forget to call the FCC about this: 1-888-225-5322.

[@Riot228]

Maximillian Dirnfeld is more trusting of private interest than his own government when it boils down to it. Polarizing the 2 against each other isn't the way to go though

[@jora9655]

Maximillian Dirnfeld You been brainwashed by big companies or what? The government's literally only purpose is to protect their citizen - in this case, from the limitless and reckless greed of big companies causing trouble for the consumer. Competition is good, but an unregulated market will eventually fall into a monopoly.

[@johns.1857]

the government (you absolute moron) doesn't make profits. Companies do. So yeah, your argument isn't simply illogic or wrong, it is in fact bat shit crazy and childish. The government that you are so terrified of consists of people YOU VOTED INTO OFFICE. Why the hell are you voting for people you assume are going to create legislation that will harm you??? Why not... I don't know.... vote for someone who won't screw you?? And why is this rocket science for you? Is it really that hard to understand that our government is made up of Americans... you know, our sons, daughters, mothers, fathers, and so on. Why in God's name should we be afraid of them??? Since the government makes no profits, why would our sons, daughters, mothers, etc in the government go out of there way to harm us? WHAT SENSE DOES THAT MAKE?!?!

[@daniellee003]

Maximillian Dirnfeld Where is this flawed logic coming from? You can't conclude without basis that governments are fundamentally corrupt. You stated "only people learn" to promote lack of regulation, but a government is run by the people in a democracy... furthermore, you're view is completely irrelevant here because if Obama's regulations were rolled back, ISPs could take advantage of it to inhibit our freedom of enjoying the internet fully. The government, in this case, is effectively protecting the consumer.

[@DaSimsNetwork]

So sad what the FCC ruled..

[@jelly_fish764]

its not over yet it still has to go through congress

[@jamesverner7613]

Trump would not stop them AT ALL

[@thomasmoore8096]

it's simple. WE KILL COMCAST.

[@nathanthelibertarian1406]

Automatic Oversteer No it wasn’t

[@mikeissweet]

Keep your government hands off my internet!

[@borisdespotov3378]

for decades we had a free and open internet... Yeah, my grandparents still get nostalgic about their network coverage in the 60s

[@billiondollardan]

This is exactly why you can't be beholden to a political party. If you say you're a staunch republican or democrat, your party will betray you every time. You have to think for yourself and listen to everyone's opinion.

[@cbizzle2590]

billiondollardan Exactly. True freedom is taking the nth option that isn't laid out before you.

[@deviater798]

billiondollardan Why the hell do you think I'm an independent? political parties fuck us all on a daily basis.

[@smithcm14]

I'd vote for Obama a millions times while being disappointed than vote once for a Republican who will work tirelessly to take away our freedoms.

[@zachh3210]

Gotta get rid of the two party system

[@tyreed.3716]

how about think for yourself only

[@Runelee1]

For anyone just tuning in. The FCC page is already down. Whether its because of a server overload or....other reasons, people will more then likely have their own thoughts on that. For the moment if you want to submit a comment, instead of www.gofccyourself.com you will have to go to: www.fcc.gov/restoring-internet-freedom-comments-wc-docket-no-17-108 As a warning this looks like it will be a lot more difficult as it involves using their api(requiring a download) or submitting a .csv file on that page with proper formatting. This really sucks, but we can't let them win Title War II. Here's a page linking to a download for the document itself if people want to look at it: www.fcc.gov/document/restoring-internet-freedom EDIT: www.gofccyourself.com, is working for me as of now, and according to the popular proccedings page we're up to over 77,000 comments: www.fcc.gov/ecfs/browse-popular-proceedings Give them no quarter.

[@hamishcraze6462]

Upvote this comment people

[@roodycall1033]

still not working for me damn wtf

[@rwbeckman]

the csv thing is for bulk comments. You should be able to just click the provided 17-108 search link. it tells ypu this will get you to the express button John talks about. however, i just get a blank blue page on android 7 with chrome.

[@vanessabirrueta6972]

Yea, the FCC blocked express comments for Restoring Internet Freedom, so you can now only do bulk comment.

[@anatole69]

I get a blank page, too.

[@johnatanbirt21]

John oliver... what you are doing is a very honorable. Making so what is going on in the world and especially in our government is awesome. I don't care what anyone says, you are making the country great. You're bringing the power back to the people and putting the companies and super rich people in check. I bow to you.

[@cabbage_patch_child]

Genuinely love that he Calls OJ Juice like it's an adorable nickname for a friend and not for a murderer

[@HimekoVT]

This episode is what made me subscribe to the show three years ago

[@flamestar395]

Zombyzify Same! . . . Man...I'm getting old...

[@AbolishedShadow]

The site www.gofccyourself.com is not blocked, its just SUPER slow to respond. Leave it up and wait for as long as you need till it pops up. If the express button is not responding try right clicking and hitting open in new tab. When filling out the form, try hitting enter or tab for the information to stick. The preceding number and your name should both show up as yellow blocks. Spread the message.

[@pppfan103]

I forget when it was but it was the week after they did a story on Pom, the pomegranate juice people, and they responded with a case of Pom juice for John to shove up his ass or something.

[@HustoKrutoPrisnoJa]

Check out episode about FIFA. That's gold :-D

[@xavdel0]

+AbolishedShadow it's strange I'm in France and it's instantaneous

[@bigbird772]

is the whitehouse at war with liberty and human rights?

[@bigbird772]

why kill civil liberties when they are the corner stone of foundation

[@DrLynch2009]

Where have you been in the last 17 years?

[@bigbird772]

Lynch85 u r so right, but never on a scale such as this; at least before there was clandestine operations

[@ivonedefigueiredo9301]

Big Bird Yes.

[@dudeitskory]

Big Bird Yes.

[@DepressinglyOptimistic]

Every corporatist arguement ever: "That doesn't seem to be a widespread issue yet." The truth: "Our goal is to make that a reality without the public having power to stop us."

[@Doivid_]

"Relative obscurity" - Some lady

[@Indeed48]

I'm not a fan of John Oliver but i applaud his efforts to protect Net Neutrality. We need more public figures to speak out on this. If Net Neutrality goes whats next? We cannot allow the FCC/government to regulate our free speech. Apposing net neutrality is downright anti-american/anti-freedom.

[@CA11M3J0s]

Indeed48 not to mention bringing America closer to totalitarianism

[@TymeLane]

fluffycow 1234 I find it funny, really. I hope they do it on a "bring your kids to work" day or have to work openly at home so they'll have to explain this awkwardly: "Daddy, why is that guy rubbing his snake and spraying milk onto that lady's face?" (disclaimer: this is just humor.)

[@Buzzzarella]

defiy 1174 Agreed & thumbs up! Also, I hope it isn't too late as I just now submitted my entry to the FCC. I did not put my last name or my street number. I don't really think it is an issue that it will "be public" info tho. Just think about how much info on you is already public! Especially if you use FB which I do NOT.

[@WeirdViking]

What the FUCK are you talking about? You sat through all of that and understood NOTHING of what was said? Americans... Freedom of speech has fucking NOTHING to do with this and we DO want the government and its regulatory arm in this matter the FCC to actually regulate these companies, that's the entire point. Because without governmental oversight there's no way in hell these companies are gonna act in the best interest of the public and fair market.

[@Indeed48]

I agree with you mostly, (i'm assuming the bulk of your reply was to Jon Gullett). However I do think it has something to do with free speech. The internet is a platform of free speech (at least in the US) and if net-neutrality is no longer a thing, then we will have to pay extra money to isp's to view many forms of content. What if a isp doesn't like the opinion of a certain news site? Without net neutrality they could just throttle the speed to be so slow that it is practically impossible to view. Just a thought/opinion. Also I'm not fond of people who say "Americans..." in a derogatory way, we do not have exclusive rights to idiots, every country has them. Our essentially limitless free speech does tend to encourage the idiots in our country to speak very loudly and often, but its better than having speech regulated. Your free to disagree that's your right, i simply ask for people to be civil in their discussions of personal opinions and policies. Thanks for sharing your opinion.

[@carlosa9108]

Where's Anonymous when we need them the most ? XD

[@Ricky-iy4ik]

Carlos A. Calderon probably running around in the deep web looking for child porn to yell at

[@thatdude79ab]

Back at the C.I.A. working.

[@TheGamerDany]

shitposting and talking random shit on their IRC

[@UncleRecolour]

Trying to steal Shia Labeouf’s shit

[@8dinero24]

Carlos A. Calderon agreed

[@Bishcona]

Ajit Pai should lejit dai

[@internetresident3894]

I have never laughed at someone wishing another person death, but today I did it. I don't know if it's the rhyme or the fact that I pictured Ajit Pai reading this while doing one of his responding to mean comments videos.

[@tonyesposito6778]

Sir, I come from 2020 to tell you, your comment is timeless. Thank you.

[@muhammedibrahim9452]

Sir, you are a legend.

[@oldgregg6210]

"The internet's most savage virgin". Way to go, John. Keep it up.

[@A-FELIX]

sequels are never as good as the original... unless it comes from this awesome brit.

[@anatole69]

Empire Strikes Back. Batman the Dark Knight. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. Huckleberry Finn. The New Testament. ;)

[@RaghunandanReddyC]

*awesome bitch

[@sriharsha5036]

Give this man a cookie for speaking the truth....

[@VSM101]

Just XxXFELIXxX I agree with 4chan

[@BitestheStuff]

Blade II tho.

[@shanez1215]

THEY'RE TRYING IT AGAIN. READY THE CANNONS MEMELORDS

[@Razor4884]

Shanez1215 Next waaaaave! Ready yourselves!

[@TheOneTrueGhostyBoi]

We will fight the fcc with our memes

[@GladG]

We need to voice our feelings to every meme lord to put up their arms. Snoop Dogg, John Cena, etc.

[@moss9677]

CrankThatFrank is ready

[@jdeubank3705]

This is the haters dabbing back !! I knew this day would come Not a jake paul fan just wanted to say it first

[@doriansmith3648]

NET NEUTRALITY IS BACK!!!!!!

[@shreyagokhale7005]

"There are no wolves in the movie." 😂😂😂

[@RayA-kq3ze]

John Oliver is a national treasure

[@RingwoodLive]

So is Trump...But he needs to be a BURIED TREASURE !

[@sikemo9432]

Raimel Jackson gosh the US is so lucky to have him! pure envy! please do a shpw on the European Union! pleaaaaaasssseee

[@vanessabludgens]

Honestly he's hot

[@charlesii4568]

KT Brooke agreed

[@privatepotato6533]

John Oliver used a Tax Dodge to buy $9.5 Million Penthouse Apartment.

[@Alvicbar]

AMERICA IS UNITED ON THIS ISSUE, THEY CAN'T KILL NET NEUTRALITY WHEN WE ARE ALL ON THE SAME SIDE!!!!!!

[@savage-skull]

Christen Kimbell that's not true...despite what most seem to think, we don't support everything he does. nobody should, no matter who you support politically. no politician can please even their most loyal supporters all the time.

[@ChrisJ107]

uhh. I do t support net neutrality to an extent, I like free buisness without government pushing shitty laws to hinder buisness.

[@deano4138]

A few weeks ago Congress & Trump passed a bill allowing ISP's to sell your personal info (including Social Security Info), and loosening the requirements on their security requirements. This bill had a 6% approval rating with the American People, yet it passed. They can and will

[@ryans9450]

Chris CS Dude, how is this a shitty law? It literally protects your internet freedom and prevents ISPs from purposefully and maliciously slowing down internet speeds to certain websites. Say you are conservative (which I assume you are with your "pro business" and "free market" stance) and your ISP provider was Verizon. If Verizon wanted to, they could slow down your internet speeds when visiting conservative media websites while speeding up speeds to liberal websites if you were to visit them. Think about what this could entail. This could also result in companies paying off ISPs to slow internet speeds to their competition which actually destroys the free market as it is not the consumer who wins, but rather who ever pays ISPs the most money. And what effect would that have on the small businesses many conservatives claim to care about?

[@MyChemRomance]

Chris CS That's literally the point of the law...

[@CurrerBellHooks]

2019: Once more unto the breach, my friends!

[@emiledlund9559]

Kimberly Alexandria Annette Of course, The Trump administration is just a collection of unnuanced caricatures somehow made flesh by a deity of sadism who just want us to suffer

[@Devil_EMS]

Can I point out how Trump actually did threaten Obama's turkeys?

[@Inamichan]

Tom Buck !!!!! I couldn’t believe he actually did it and then John predicted it!

[@khm8910]

EVERYONE, LISTEN HERE: In case you guys are unaware, there was a vote to reinstate Title 2 protections on net neutrality that passed the Senate on may 9th. Internet Neutrality may be dead, but that doesn't mean it won't rise back from the grave. Currently there's a group trying to fight against this bill called the Center of Individual Freedom (CFIF). We need to stand against them, to bring back Net Neutrality. Call your representatives and tell them to support the Pelosi-Doyle CRA. To find out who is your representative in congress, visit this link. www.house.gov/representatives/find-your-representative

[@tuckerbowen4626]

i think he was just joking. but it's such a him thing to do that it took me a long time to realize that.

[@dayamizalayon1799]

Trump most likely slayed the turkeys Obama had pardoned.

[@mcshadow5000]

Checking out the comment section, eh? I bet you could be leaving a comment on the FCC page

[@fourcatsandagarden]

Miguel Vargas especially all 53* of us so far who've liked your post (the number changed while I was writing this)

[@DarkcIoud1111]

I can do both.

[@iamconfusion3269]

Already done my dear sir.

[@askanvulrel1477]

I can't leave a comment. Every time I try to select my state nothing show up but the "Required" option and I can't type anything there.

[@thunderdrake13]

do we really have to put our address?

[@XxXxDEX8914xXxX]

John, for love of fuck, please do another #NetNeutrality video before December 15, 2017. I'm going to try and leave a message/comment for you every fucking place I can because your shit fucking works, and we need your shit to fucking work again, man.

[@Dryhumpington]

I agree Norman

[@crisgamez6712]

Norman Dexter he can't make one. His show is over and won't be back till next year :-/

[@Kirbstompd]

I strongly disagree, been watching NN videos all day, dozens of people are sighting John's support as a reason to oppose NN, both commentators and content creators (ie. kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZpzOkoxroa9_g80 at about 14:50) . He shilled to hard and lost to much credibility, now his activism creates resistance. He needs to shut the fuck up and read a book about quantitative easing so he doesn't piss his reputation away slandering third parties again.

[@Dryhumpington]

I've watched plenty of videos too, for and against, and read much on the subject. The only people for repealing Net Neutrality are either very misinformed, don't understand it at all, or have a vested interest in fucking over the American populace for the benefit of the big telecoms. Then you have the people who are against NN because they think it's a left or right issue, it is not, it is an issue of freedom of speech, freedom of information. Just as importantly is the freedom to not have a handful of companies controlling what we can and can't access and robbing us blind with micro-transactions to access what we now access for free. The people for destroying Net Neutrality can never show any real examples of how NN is bad, they just say it is, sorry not good enough.

[@Kirbstompd]

I never said their arguments were valid, just that John's coverage is detrimental to the goal of keeping net neutrality. Giving those people a shill to point at is all they need to believe.

[@e.a.r.lst.1596]

I love this dude. John Oliver God Bless you and thanks for making Europe cool. Long live the queen.

[@understuckime9721]

"The more heavily you regulate something the less of that you're going to get." Ever heard of the great depression? We shut down hard on alcohol and it boomed like hell.

[@hollyparry1210]

The FCC can't take away the Internet like this. We have sites we've worked hard for. THAT's what I call criminal.

[@joshuafox8856]

You have no fucking idea what you are talking about do you?

[@LyndiusFEH]

EXACTLY

[@TheMhalpern]

It can easily be deemed a violation of freedom of the press, and several Business law violations, as the internet is an infrastructural product, not a delivery service going on top of infrastructure, you can't provide a guaranteed fast lane without slowing someone else down, you can change priority organization but that is different, that only kicks in when part of a network is overcrowded, as in that case the it is a delivery service the service of the network router that passes the packets of data to and from the internet, this happens all the time and it is an essential function built into the communications protocols from the beginning, as in addition to giving certain business packets local priority and such, it enables government, first responders, medical and emergency services, as well as time sensitive science, to get extremely high priority, but that is priorities on certain origin points, not on the sites themselves, which is what Net Neutrality protects, you cannot lower a packet's priority based on where it is going, that would be like putting speed traps, detours and extraneous cargo inspections on all traffic trying to go to a city but not the next city over,

[@robertmcveigh1572]

Holly Parry they don’t give a fuck

[@dennischauhan_dc2964]

Can we still go to there page link please

[@tristanduck4235]

I submitted my comment. I feel like a patriot.

[@lineoarlow5120]

Tristan duck That's because you are!

[@apphacker]

We're all patriots this day

[@dirkbaldorad3634]

a patriot of the internet

[@jocelynburks6455]

Tristan duck I submitted my comment, too. I just hope that all our voices will count

[@toukyoukushu5513]

+Goblinoid LOL, W!

[@cameronbartlett856]

Oh my god Ajit Pai became a FCC commissioner in 2012... The Mayan calendar was right!

[@michaellopez3710]

Pai reminds me of the evil coffee villain from codename kids next door lol

[@tuckerbowen4626]

you mean Cuppa Joe? with the yellow suit and the cowboy hat?

[@dwightsimmons99]

lmaoooooo facts

[@thisisntsergio1352]

where is the lie

[@Thigrandil]

Our Master has spoken. Let's roll, internet.

[@koromoro6682]

Mat Jivas Bad day?

[@needabeer1066]

John Oliver is just another one of those supposed "comedians" spouting off from a supposed holier-than-thou position of supposed moral and supposed intellectual superiority. Him and his followers and the other hosts are all just a big gaggle of kangaroos all tied together, hopping up and down, hither and thither and punching people with words (mostly).

[@Dray1147]

Interbots, rollout

[@zackthebongripper7274]

"John Oliver Used Tax Loophole Created by Trump On $9.5M NYC Apartment" LOL, liberal hypocrites, LOL.

[@roselybracho261]

Matin elia

[@kuldeepgill6841]

The FCC site is already down, that was pretty quick.

[@Token_Black_Guy]

Kuldeep Gill yeah went shit hits the fan we get off our memes and do something

[@NotExplosive]

Probably because this aired on HBO earlier today.

[@Pl4sm4Ro4ch]

we stand to see our dank memes at the fullest of speed

[@Pl4sm4Ro4ch]

or sit for that matter*

[@toriless]

Obviously, they did not expect any responses since they hid it so well. Lets face it democracy is the last thing government shills want.

[@anaceautistic9447]

I could be wrong, but I believe after this video I will have watched every episode of Last Week Tonight on KZbin

[@SuDaixi]

And yet... we are still battling this in 2019

[@SonofMrPeanut]

"Hey, fuck you, lady!" - John Relative Obscurity Oliver, 2017

[@zerosysko]

I thrive in relative obscurity!

[@Drazex]

I work 9 hours a day, not including my commute. Every minute of my free time is precious. I still submitted a comment to the FCC before I'd finished the video, and am also forwarding it. Please, if any of you haven't spoken out in favor of Net Neutrality, do so now.

[@perspective7204]

gofccyourself.com/ Here is the link ppl

[@milidiaz5024]

Drazex ñll

[@milidiaz5024]

Drazex 0pp

[@phil7394]

Call them too! Make your voice heard! 1-888-225-5322.

[@loved012one]

JustTellMeIfImRelatedToANazi.com goes to the FCC, too! :)

[@drilz88]

Thank you John! I don’t know who would dislike this video, perhaps it’s people who dislike education and knowledge. But, I thank you.

[@takealready]

I just filled out the form. thank you John

[@everburningblue]

My letter to the FCC. . "The proposal to modify the Net Neutrality rules is unwanted, unwarranted, and inexcusably irresponsible. Do not modify or reclassify it's position from a Title 2 regulation. It needs to remain Title 2. Private companies should not have the discretion to throttle the speed of information from any source for any arbitrary reason. The internet is a public utility, full stop. Complete and equal access to all information without the influence of a profit motive is a fundamental component to modern society. The proposed rule changes would jeopardize our ability as a society to freely exchange information without fear of censorship from any sector, including public and private. This is the will of the United States of America. Comply."

[@after_alec]

its*

[@everburningblue]

oops.

[@drift180x]

Well worded, bravo

[@calforbes5227]

I stole your paragraph and posted it...like 37 times. I liked it too much. Hope you are ok with that. Thanks by the way.

[@LandStalkerNigel]

Awesome paragraph to use. I wasn't sure how I was going to comment but this was perfect

[@licoricelain2514]

What was that about 'draining the swamp' that Trump was on about during his campaign? Yeah, targeting net neutrality is going to do wonders for you, homes.

[@EdgePatrol]

It was all a lie. That and making America great again were never his intentions. The fact that people believed him and voted for him still baffles me. The fact that people still support him and think he's doing a great job sickens me.

[@neeneko]

Well, magical thinking. They believe that if you remove regulation, the market will fix everything.

[@edal1015]

Lani Parker he "drained the swamp" only to fill it with sewage.

[@EdgePatrol]

Yeeeeeees, because every time that has been tried in the past, absolutely nothing went wrong at all. Ever. Many of these people I speak to tend to think that corporations, banks, universities, etc., are just out to get the poor man's money (they are). Then, these people turn around and claim that those establishments don't need to be regulated and that they can regulate themselves. If you think they're slimy enough to constantly nickel and dime you to death while under regulations, what the hell makes you think they're not going to do worse without regulations? Why do these people think they won't pull some shady shit without the regulations? I don't understand! I know critical thinking is hard and all, but come on.

[@MariaValencia-jk7js]

EdgePatrol job N. MncvbmdxQzazzzz .vcvbencvhbkxc. Kjo

[@grendelsmomsboyfriend]

Pai: "That we don't see that happening in the marketplace on a widespread level." ...yet.

[@adamloutsenhizer1959]

Proud to say I joined the John Oliver team since his piece on lethal injection. it’s been a good 7 years

[@shadowspider9]

What we really need is an internet blackout. When SOAPA was going to be passed a bunch of companies, including google, basically shut down their websites with a note that read. "This site has been blocked due to SOAPA" About a quarter of the entire internet went dark for a day and you can bet THAT got a lot of people's attention.

[@GuessTech]

Absolutely. The more sites that go down or limit their primary pages with this information before proceeding at a minimum the better. 'Tis a much better thing to have a brief interruption than a permanent insidious destruction due to the ignorance, and/or apathy of the people to act in unanimously uniting to show their will to such a degree that it cannot be ignored, brushed aside, or otherwise disregarded by our government.

[@AlbinoBlueSquirrel]

*SOPA

[@HappyThrills]

Imagine the internet as a jumble of streets and highways, and my internet provider as my car. If i turn down one street and my car starts to move 2mph instead of 60mph, we clearly have a system that is fundamentally fccd.

[@pebbles11585]

Imagine a poorly maintained government gravel path, or a superhighway you can go as fast as you want, just pay the toll. Free to choose.

[@lucidreamer6522]

Woah. Noice metaphors here, guys. You come off as really prolific, yeah?

[@TheSmartPorcupine]

Actually, no. The point is that roads are equally good. It's not me who is paying extra to get the content delivered to me faster. I don't have a choice. It is up to my ISP. The point is that no traffic goes solely over my ISP's backbone, there are several hops using several different companies' backbones. My ISP only controls my plug to the internet.

[@pvsutton3126]

Imagine 2 highways, side by side, both in the same condition, but one has a speed limit of 30mph and the other has a speed limit of 90mph. Amazon pays to have all its videos delivered by vans using the fast highway. Amazon's competitor can only afford to use the slow highway. This means that your video from Amazon arrives much sooner and part 2 of that series you want to watch gets delivered before you have finished part 1. Its competitor can't dispatch earlier because it can't carry the stock levels and can't deliver faster - so you have to wait for what seems to you like ages to get part 2. Next time you use Amazon and soon the smaller competitor goes out of business. Hands up who thinks that the little guy will be able to compete for very long. Me too. So the big, the rich and the powerful will get preferential access - which means that their customers will get preferential access and the big and powerful will get bigger and more powerful. And in the absence of other "anti-business" regulations, they will be able to enforce all sorts of other restrictive practices. Suppose that emails from Outlook always arrived faster than those from any other client or web-based platform. There's a password that you always forget. The email with a password reset - if the sender uses Outlook it will arrive almost immediately in an Outlook system. If both parties use some other software you have to wait 30 minutes. That might be a real pain if it's a password you want to use NOW. So after a few times, you say, "Oh, bother (or whatever), I'll just switch to Outlook and I'll email the website and ask them to switch to Outlook too." " For I say unto you, That unto every one which hath shall be given; and from him that hath not, even that he hath shall be taken away from him." (Luke 19:24)

[@pebbles11585]

Yes, its the last mile of wire...Why should they run that fiber to your house? So they can charge you more? Do you want to pay? Sure you do , and let Netflix and Google continue to use 50% of the bandwidth in the United States for free. OR - You can choose and ISP that throttles these guys in favor of their own content - OR maybe they pay the ISP for higher speed delivery to all their customers - OR maybe you choose an ISP that is "net neutral" - equally slow and crappy for all providers. Its called a marketplace with a variety of products for various consumers needs. But you love buying your power from the local utility that charges whatever they like, after they pay off the local PUC for approving the latest rate increase. And the surcharges for the indigent and lifeline universal access and whatever. Let's make the internet like that. Please - The internet is not broken. Please do not fix it.

[@musicalplankton]

John this is one of my favorite episodes can’t stop watching it keep it

[@uhoh1321]

This is incredible, thank god he’s doing this.

[@ArchaicAlibi]

My internet connection dropped while I was watching this video. Coincidence? Hmmm...

[@xKashiDoll]

Mine dropped right after I filled out the form, but it's been dropping for weeks and my ISP doesn't seem to care. :/

[@machetex7589]

KashiDoll ISPs are thieves

[@avedic]

Yes. :D

[@xKashiDoll]

@Machete X7 Yep

[@alfalafelstine1536]

Mine too. Hmmm...

[@polygonstew9973]

I specifically support strong Net Neutrality backed by Title 2 oversight of ISPs. Thank you. COPY & PASTE at your leisure..

[@sarahmbrown82]

I specifically support strong Net Neutrality backed by Title 2 oversight of ISPs. Thank you. COPY & PASTE at your leisure..

[@filipe5722]

I specifically support strong Net Neutrality backed by Title 2 oversight of ISPs. Thank you. COPY & PASTE at your leisure..

[@mahaimtiaz7021]

I specifically support strong Net Neutrality backed by Title 2 oversight of ISPs. Thank you.

[@heoheo5011]

Filipe Barroso u

[@chuckbarnett_tx]

I specifically support strong Net Neutrality backed by Title 2 oversight of ISPs. Thank you.

[@RebakaChan]

Fun fact: if you visit “justtellmeifimrelatedtoanazi . Com, it redirects you to a paw patrol birthday banner on wayfair.

[@rwilcox]

That's fantastic. Also, fancy seeing you here!

[@m.m.9165]

Thank you for your excellent commentary, please keep up the good work.

[@rangersking6699]

It’s time for Net Neutrality III. Make it happen John.

[@josephhelgersonjoseph6115]

He will probably do it once he is back on air next February.

[@constentini]

Yesssssss

[@maxbdxam5612]

What's next for John; joining Brockhampton?

[@fantablack1998]

There isn't much he can do besides talk about it at this point.

[@rangersking6699]

Duviere Robinson The more exposure, the better...

[@josephld4002]

Now this is the real threat to free speech ladies and gentlemen. This would be the way how Trump gets past the first amendment. Still remember how serious FCC was in 2011. Crazy that we have to worry about it again.

[@part-timepartytime9621]

I don't think there will ever be a time where the impartiality of the internet isn't under attack. It's a tool that allows the common masses to communicate and plan, and so for as long as there are wanna-be-dictators (corporate or otherwise) there will be threats to net neutrality.

[@josephld4002]

Part-Time Party Time well, luckily every time that props up we shoot it down, although maybe we won't be able to this time.

[@Jian13]

Is it though? Seems to me that this administration is more interested in undoing Obama's legacy than anything else. They're trying to defund (damn you, mobile spell check) Planned Parenthood, trying to kill ACA, deregulate net neutrality, trying to remove environmental regulations...

[@c30956]

phoenixkhost That's not what net neutrality is

[@batak6868]

phoenixkhost yeah that's not what net neutrality is

[@bainotbye7379]

Even Bing said ask Google

[@birdn4t0r7]

HEY EVERYONE LET'S PUT THE NET NEUTRALITY BACK I'M SICK OF HAVING MY INTERNET SLOWED

[@NewMessage]

So we go from Dad throttling me for watching online porn, to my ISP doing it instead.

[@NewMessage]

'choke me Daddy'.

[@hawkeye5955]

Net Neutrality, Episode III: Revenge of the FCC

[@dartsmod2586]

Lel

[@boxman9033]

so this is how democracy dies...

[@SirPootington]

Net Neutrality Episode II: Attack of the Pai

[@samsultan4436]

We're Number One: A Net Neutrality Story.

[@SirPootington]

Net Neutrality Episode 5: The Internet Strikes Back

[@SnugMoney]

Really looking forward to Net Neutrality III.

[@tzvikrasner6073]

I love the research on this.

[@Kinshi1]

who else is watching this at the end of the year and dying inside

[@ajitpai2346]

not me

[@sebg6865]

What do U mena

[@husenboriwala5110]

Kinshi the day of the roll-back...

[@derkommentierer4160]

Me. But I am from Germany so... No matter for me ;) But it is still a dump decision

[@ge569]

Der Kommentierer if you use American websites it is your problem too

[@alexcuellar484]

LETS SAVE THE FUCKEN INTERNET!

[@cooday]

link via Fight For The Future (Facebook) "Let's make this go viral." Fight for the Future -- Send the FCC an angry letter ...written on your cable bill. www.heyfcc.org/

[@cpanw]

did nobody at any of the ISPs think "hmmm, the name of this payment app sounds familiar..."

[@sumairb9978]

3:17 the way john says "bing" 😂

[@jnovi86]

I got the FCC on their comment site, FCC's twitter, pai's twitter, both potus and trumps' twitters, my 2 senators and my congressperson both on email and twitter. I just wish I could get more people in power knowing that the public doesn't want the interests of greed over the right of free speech.

[@maximemeis2867]

You have a right to free speech. You don't have a right to violate other people's property right and ramble on their property. Providers have a right to their property and they have a moral right to offer you their services on specific terms which you are free to agree on or refuse. But you have no right to violate their rights and dictate to them how they should use their property.

[@jennablurr7597]

Maxime Meis In law there is no Moral right this is why there is so many laws, contracts, judges and juries morals is a value of a person or hopeful a company which when they have none you have to use agencies and committees. Morality is like honor there is no guarantee the other party has any.

[@civilhand5837]

TheGovNa Well, when said providers have a monopolistic control over means of access to the Internet, they cannot abuse their domination of the field by disadvantaging their competition through throttling of speed.

[@GlobalTV123]

The time has come. The final battle in December is coming. Contact the FCC before it is too late.

[@kensmith5694]

Remember this is a USA thing only. Other nations can maintain a free and open internet and pull even further ahead of the US. Sad for the US but hopeful for mankind.

[@ericnick4498]

J C Yes master Otaki san. The war will reach the final culmination.

[@PromptedHawk]

It sounds like a US only problem, but don't forget that some of the services you use are based in the US and have to go through these cunts first. If they want to get through at a reasonable speed, they're gonna have to pay. If they have to pay, they're gonna have to use more ads. It's not as bad as actually having to deal with that shit, but nobody wants more ads, and if some portion of people doesn't see them, the website/service might shut down eventually.

[@bufongodemdabae308]

J C they don't care 29 million + people have tried

[@minecraftminertime]

Contacting the FCC won't do anything because the FCC doesn't care. Contact your senators so that they vote to keep net neutrality.

[@j.t.harrison3203]

Got to love John Oliver's rants, once he gets going it's hilarious and SPOT ON!

[@Daneiy97]

Just did it!!! Love that he gave that short link. We can make change together!!!

[@BayronAnimeOverlorD]

daniel nieves :'(

[@Commandant64]

This Pai guy seems like a sociopath, it's like he just googled "things to say and do to make you look funny and relatable"

[@kingyeayea397]

Commandant64 IS RIGHT ! I'M GOIN HARD ON MY STREAM TO INFORM PEOPLE SAVE NET NEUTRALITY CALL CONGRESS FCC EVERYONE WATCH MARKIPLIERS VIDEO HIS INFO IN THE INFO BOX MADE IT EASY FOR ME !!! REMEMBER GUYS WHEN CONGRESS ,PRESIDENT AND EVERYONE STOPS LISTENING TO US (THE PEOPLE THAT THEY WORK FOR!!!!) THEN IT'S TIME FOR A REVOLUTION !!! GRAB UR GUNS. I SEE HACKERS AND BIG BIG ASS PROBLEMS ARISING FOR THE GOVERNMENT IF THEY TRY TO FUCKIN CENSOR US!!! CAUSE THAT IS THE END RESULT IF THIS SHIT PASSES IT ISN'T JUST TO THROTTLE US IT IS TO((((((CENSOR US)))))))))!!! AND THE THEY WILL START THE GUN CONFISCATION WHEN THEY PUT THE TAPE ON OUR MOUTHS ! PLEASE I BEG YOU GUYS ON MY 2 FUCKING KNEES MAKE THE CALLS SEND THE MESSAGES AND MAKE MOVES ON THIS !!! WE MUST KEEP NET NEUTRALITY! !!!!!

[@MarCuseus]

*"the more heavily you regulate something, the less of it you're going to get"* I guess that is why there are no illegal drugs around...............

[@spamwarrior8469]

NOT.

[@IOutDoSyndicate]

You can make drugs but you can't make internet. Apples to nebulas.

[@SALEENS7GTR5]

I wish I could smoke memes

[@Shiva108]

iOutDoSyndicate wtf do you mean "you can't make internet"??? Of course "they" can. That's the whole point of the video you fool.

[@mile_high_topher]

+IOutDoSyndicate Shit, I didn't know Internet was a naturally occurring resource. What number is it on the periodic table?

[@ptaradactletime11]

He is so British and I frickin love it! He does have oddly long thumbs.

[@michaelvila3692]

Thanks for the link John!!! I just took some time and made my voice known. Come on everybody, we can make and difference, and stop this!!!

[@jonbbaca5580]

Looks like the FCC website has already competely blocked these comments, or has simply crashed because government websites are always shit and are expressly designed to make this kind of citizen engagement as difficult as possible. Since I'm technically a member of the news media, I searched through their Labrynth of an automated calling menu, and left a message with their media PR person, asking how this change could possibly serve consumers and expressing my personal displeasure about this effort. This was the only way I could find to actually leave a message that a real person might hear, so if you're really passionate about this, I'd suggest you leave a message with the FCC media relations person, I believe the menu option I used was about consumer complaints. We're all members of the "Press" these days, right?

[@Original_Tenshi_Chan]

Jon B Baca they blocked the comments, Asshat Pie stated that the FCC would not be accepting any comments or petitions from citizens, except corporate "citizens", oh, and drumpf stated the White House will be removing their petition page as well, most likely for the remainder of his term... Yeah.. A champion of the forgotten man.. Sure.. He champions for the forgotten man so much, he does everything in his power to champion the man remains forgotten.. =/

[@JMANB5]

They were blocked because Pai wants to be able to lie, saying they didn't get many comments. This ma is an evil piece of shit.

[@vu1cana]

www.fcc.gov/restoring-internet-freedom-comments-wc-docket-no-17-108

[@loriannblack6626]

Yes we tried that and when we click on the link they provided there we get a blank page.

[@x42xPranckster]

tl;dr

[@FMonou]

Alright, I flew and did it... I can go back to wasting my time now, what a fuq'n chore. Just remember when you put your name in you have to hit ENTER, and it turns all orange... Also it states its a public record and open to the public just FYI. So be careful with the trololol'ing

[@supermansuperman9066]

OLIVER SAID RESENTLY THAT HE FEARED BEING DEPORTED. NEAR ALMOST ALL WELL KNOWN COMEDIANS ARE OWNED. IF THEY FAIL TO CONTINUE TO SLANDER CONSERVATIVES, THEY'LL WAKE WITH A SCANDAL ; AND BE RUINED.

[@cartoon467]

hay what did you have to put down for name of filter

[@xorpgorp]

Superman, you dont know how to spell. how sad. I think you meant "recently" and I also think you need to read more and stop listening to that sentient shit stain alex jones

[@MFMegaZeroX7]

I also want to know what I am supposed to put for name of filter.

[@leejay3339]

It actually says filer, like the name of the person filing the the report. So just put your name.

[@AndogaSpock]

Charging extra for hotspot data is a violation of net neutrality. The repeal made this extra charge legal again. Just think about it, your ISP, who is not the creator of the data, is looking into every packet of data you consume to determine whether it was consumed on your phone, or your laptop (other devices) through hotspot. ISPs in other countries which have good net neutrality laws don't charge extra for mobile hotspot.

[@carajohns3826]

Thanks for posting the video.

[@fungalmasterpiece4114]

Come back and do a Net Neutrality III. Please

[@SupLuiKir]

Net Neutrality II: Electric Boogaloo

[@OlviMasta77]

· 0xFFF1 What's the joke with 'Electric Bugaloo'?

[@maciejknap6284]

· 0xFFF1 Praise the kek

[@jasonmnosaj]

ew.

[@Ben-pi2rq]

always sunny in philly reference

[@SupLuiKir]

Ben: no knowyourmeme.com/memes/electric-boogaloo

[@guilhermemacedo2974]

this John oliver has a very good team support him- awsome

[@commentnamaki]

With what's happening in South Korea and Amazon pulling Twitch business out of Korea, the so called "sender pays" becoming more serious as a threat to net neutrality. I hope John does an update on the issue to raise the awareness and it can be a valuable topic going into an election year.

[@CptEmanuel]

Realizing the first Net Neutrality video came out 3 years ago is like finding your old yearbook picture. Too much time has gone by and not much accomplished.

[@nnamdionyeneke3374]

Quite the opposite, the first one 3 years ago was successful. But now big companies has a guy in the white house that would undo Obama work whether good or bad just cause, I mean seriously lets look into whether Obama was caught by Trump fucking Ivanka and current wife together seriously. Donald get off Obamas dick u are president now try and do something worthwhile not wage war on all of Obama's policy

[@Neha71580]

Dear fellow Indian-Americans, shall we make our parents talk to Ajit Pai's parents? Spread the gossip in our community so that his parents tell him to "Honour the family's name" and NOT drown Net Neutrality?

[@doraaaa0613]

lmfaooo, i think that'll do the trick

[@jacquelinefey737]

I don't think there's an American pundit/politician/media-whore who could take on the words of a disappointed Indian parent. Our moms and dads should form a Commission To Make Trump Cry.

[@Rmadridbikashcr7]

Neha Kapoor haha

[@attilathedank4809]

Neha Kapoor Pakistanis will join in on this too

[@djinnisequoia]

Oh, awesome idea! Do it! Do it!

[@whittark111]

Just posted for strong net neutrality with title two oversight of ISPs. Thanks for the link!

[@dorissaclaire]

Ya mugs not that big I for sure my favorite quote of all time 😂😂